/smg/ - Stock Market General

There are tariffs but he's "exempting" a bunch of shit from his 150% tariffs tantrum
Effectively this tweet add no new information, he's just coping because people started calling him a bitch for backing out

what the fuck ahs neuro-sama anything to do with the srock market?

dementia dons word should not be trusted until they update the white house website

Orange just took another shart, pay no mind, it always happens when he touches a keyboard.

the tariff exceptions were fake

NVKE tomorrow

The options vs shares trade volume ratio over the past couple years was pretty much the harbinger of doom for any non-meme investor.

all the other boards suffer this
some autist decides to take over for a time on making generals so they can use whatever image they want. Sometimes the autism lasts years.

futures COLLAPSING

there has been too much money buying the dips
you need to properly shake out both the bulls and the bears
this shit will continue for months until we get a real plumbing accident

I'm afraid he's turned into Sleepy Donnie. He acts so much more erratic compared to his 1st term, it's almost laughable
So another nothingburger

Time for the NVKE

he appears to think people thought he said electronics were on a 0% tariff
he seems to be clarifying that they are under a 20% tariff, rather than the 125% tariff
this is somehow not an exception, but a 'different bucket'

so, in essence, shorting apple on monday is not a good idea

I wish AI anime girls were real

Trump caved on tariffs- he's backing out!

Trump caved on tariffs- he's back in again!

You people are dumb af frfr.

Shorting Apple is never a good idea to be honest

ai vtubers will take over streaming before you know it

I too love higher prices and American made fentanyl.

Any questions?

I feel like I'm having a stroke, but he wants the narrative win without the consequences

He caved on tariffs and tried to pretend he didnt because there's still 20% on chinese shit
Again, we knew this yesterday, his tweet change nothing

they really need to take his phone away

PUTS AND SHORTS, PUTS AND SHORTS
ALL OUR GOODS ARE STUCK AT THE PORTS
SHORTS AND PUTS, SHORTS AND PUTS
I'M MAKIN ME SOME BANK ROLLS, TOOTS!

We're on 6d chess, pray it doesn't turn into 7d tomorrow.

what is on your head?

20% tariff is still industry ruining along with large swathes eventually having significantly less spending money due to the universal 10% but since it’s not completely industry destroying we’ll probably pump

people will be confused about all the conflicting headlines at this point as not everyone stays pressed to the screen 24/7 who enter the stock market (crazy i know)

the average tariff is supposed to be 1-5%

Orangenigger thinks his numbers are even remotely reasonable or survivable, unless youre fucking Walmart

Looks like caramel

his tweet change nothing.

It fucks with the vibes since the average investor can't parse his lead-brain-contamination induced boomer ramblings.
bobo's gonna eat fairly well tomorrow me thinks.

walmart pooped itself when they heard about the 145% chinese tariff

institutions literally pay people to watch every possible source of news 24/7

I like this uncertainty. It gives me more time to buy things at less crazy prices.

I'm officially selling everything and just holding cash (euros) for 4 years.
youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

But the average trader isn’t tuned in to that

I like stocks at a fair value and think they should go down a bit further

I’m glad someone’s enjoying it, I’m getting heartburn just watching the futas

reddit meme

No

We are on day 83 of Trump taking office.

It's going to be a lot less "fun" after the midterms

Why?

It's going to be a lot less "fun" after the midterms

Why the midterms especially?

I'm losing money and it's only going to get worse but at least it's funny. Other crashes were somber men in suits but this is funny at least

don't worry its just another 569 days until we vote to perhaps change some of the people in charge

So is the tariff exemption as fake as the tariff postponing was?

anon's (reasonable) assumption is the republicans will get assraped during the midterms so there will actually be some semblance of actual opposition from congress to trump's bullshit

he + vance will both be impeached if this causes a recession
americans elected a black guy in 2008 because of how bad bush fucked up

burgers are dumb enough to vote in republidumbs for mid terms to appease their brainlet takes on orange retard, and continue to cover their ears and eyes and blame imaginary enemies such as trans people, china, and libtards (when they are currently not even in control)

social media really rotted the brains of so many people of all age groups

no, its just back down to 20% tariffs like it always was

no, the exemption being fake is what's fake
electronics + phones are exempt from the gigatariff, but not from the 20% tariff

Because not having a majority in Congress will reduce his ability to keep doing literally whatever the fuck he wants. But then again the democrats might let him keep going since he's destroying the party in real time even faster than they are with their party
Unlikely since the party in power tends to lose seats even when everything is going reasonably well

Rare earth export ban announced

more bans incoming

tariff exceptions won't matter if China just bans exporting anyways
the clock is ticking mumu, repent and you might not lose everything...

I can already see the midterm arguments now

all these high prices still are due to biden and the radical left still, not anything else!

FUTURES DUMPLI-ACK

anyone with half a brain knows reindustrialization would be a little uncomfortable

my steel reserve chugging lucky strike smoking ass didnt even notice wall street pooped itself and neither did my buddies cletus and jimbob, who gives a crap libturd?

Stinky green FVTES... another BVLLRVN on the HORIZON!

100%
americans are so fucking retarded
So retarded infact, CEOS and big corps don't even want them as factory labor,even for slave labor at penny-tier wages

americans are just that fat lazy and dumb

Democrats are about to win by doing nothing

Art of the deal

the media has always been downplaying how much economic turmoil we have

steel reserve chugging lucky strike smoking

what year is it?

who needs funko pops anyways?

who needs an iPhone 500 anyways?

you are here

who needs a smartphone anyways?

who needs electronics anyways?

who needs prescription drugs anyways?

who needs a functioning power grid anyways?

they literally dont, they constantly preach the end of the world

Goldbros... another green day for us

I have it on good authority that those are still very in demand amongst bottom feeder white trash, as well as kentucky gentleman "bourbon whisky"

lol nope, the opposite
sugarcoating it.

MEGA BASED

TDS sisters... our response?

It'll hold up for a couple hours, down again after.

Lol nope, American politics is literally a pendulum, even if drumpf gave us a fucking american renaissance (not even 1% happening), republicans were getting raped in the midterms, and the special elections that just happened already show weeks in that theyre gonna get assraped

there were so many end of the world statements in the last presidental election...by both sides but republicans pushed it harder towards some sort of water world scenario. Liberals pushed end of freedom and rights scenarios.
Then just a few weeks ago Musk pushed "the end of everything" on a fucking judge election in wisconsin at a rally which was amazing. He literally said it was the end of the world if the liberal judge won.
Pay no mind that hes actively suing Wisconsin because he wants to put his own car selling locations there but they said no.

didnt miga say the futures gonna be 2000+

If there's anything Americans absolutely never stand for, its a fucked up economy. People we livid about the few years of inflation endured from around 2022-2024 until JPow managed to get it lower. The tariffs exploding felt prices upward are going to cause a lot of pissed off voters. Plus all the fucked up 401ks that will sting people.

Fox News purposefully burying the stock market headlines and hiding the ticker when they always had it on for Biden

Where the fuck is the deepstate

This is going to crab so both calls and puts lose.

there isn't one because it doesn't fit the narrative and the votes are no longer needed.

the one that never existed?

Ha futures are only up 1%

You need to go back

What if trump is the deepstate

They quit to make t-shirts for 7 bucks an hour

literal V-shaped recovery

Glad to know I'm not the only one checking in on Fox news lately purely for keks. Every single article is about ILLEGAL ALIENS KILLING CHILDREN and ANTI AMERICAN WOKE MOBS. Not a single article about the tariffs and market instability. I can't believe anyone sincerely reads that useless garbage for "news."

You reckon it's going to come down to CPI shit for essentials? Okay, but consider. Rep base still has a load of boomers who WILL seethe over retirement account memery. And there's a whole lot of poor, stupid motherfuckers who are gonna be mad that they can't spend SNAP on soda and candy and shit anymore due to RFK. That said, Dems desperately need to abandon the whole hyper progressive social cause and return to authentic populism like lower prices, better wages, the stuff that they used to care about years ago. The only way they can REALLY undermine "we're trying economic protectionism, it's just hard" is to offer a similarly finance-centered set of counterproposals.

Jpow

I wonder how my nigga is doing right now. I like to think that he saw the trump tweet and just put in head down into his palm.

What will you say when they're down 2%?

how is this website literally not just political TMZ

Deepstate CIA are now focused on terrorizing domestic Americans rather than working abroad after losing 100+ agents over the past decade due to institutional and administrative incompetence following Obama's departure.
nytimes.com/2021/10/05/us/politics/cia-informants-killed-captured.html

It has a stock portfolio and is nearly as bad at trading as Anon Babble

We've always been at war with Eurasia.

why do these look like ovens

With the absolute state of dollar USA is now on all levels a meme state

They're retired or dead at this point. The people Trump was worried about were basically the heirs of the people who reshaped the American system during the post-WW2 period. They're about as old a Trump himself. Problem is that the whole competency crisis is not some issue that's isolated to specific parts of society. Once a few key people at the top vanish before there's a next generation to take over, the entire institution just sorts of stops functioning and eventually is dissolved.

What happens when 10yr yields hit 5+ ?

JPOW was the retard who got us into this mess to begin with his trillions of dollars of money printing in 2021 that he referred to for months as "transitory inflation" You idiots are dumber than a box of rocks.

people start shidding and farding uncontrollably

Nothing.

lost confidence on the U.S dollar, and people going to safe haven holds like Gold

I mean if you have a mortgage or any loans or plan to travel it's not nothing.

the deepstate

The youngest members were on their 40s when jfk got clipped and that was over 60 years ago.
Safe to say they're no longer in this gay earth.

we are on Anon Babble

He seemed to convinced after his first term they exist
I wonder if he meant the guys in bob woodwards book that would steal documents from his desk and his alzheimer ass would forget it
I guess this time no one stealing documents KEK

The treasury secretary unironically will poop his pants

how do i help get it up to 5

I think ourguy JPOW will likely interfere trying his best to remedy the orange chimp's fuckups. This is still bearish though, because it is the last resort and markets don't like such emergency measures.

There was a pandemic. Some printing was needed unless you wanted a great depression style collapse, it wasn't his choice to lock down people.

Then he dragged his feet with rate rises at first but Jpow achieved a soft landing which many analysts were betting he wouldn't be able to do.

Lifestyles vary by board. I'd say 3/4 of Anon Babble posters are reddit transplants or board tourists who wish they were rich but aren't, then 1/4 are actually financially responsible people with normal adult lives who do have to worry about mortages and travel plans.

liquid shit, or more like soft mud (scattered and splattered) or like a hard-push on something more solid... like play-doh?

What will you say when they're down 2%?

they disappear and only come back if something to gloat about

in 3.5 years, they'll pretend trump never existed

He is

What happens when 10yr yields hit 5+ ?

- People with mortages are fucked
- Comparnies are somehow more fucked cause higher investment rates = less investment
- Every type of loan for bigger consumer products will get more costly (like cars)
- Even more national debt

Tldr: Art of the deal

Hey I decided if I was going to be an autistic loser I'd prefer to do so with a high paying job. I own my house without a loan.

Why are people with mortgages fucked

SNAP on Soda

Tbf it's mainly n words based on the vids I see

People with mortages are fucked

People who want to get mortgages are fucked. It won't do anything to people who already have mortgages, unless they're stupid and signed a variable rate mortgage.

If you really intressted in to now what happens when the 10 yr yield skyrocket
look up "Volcker Shock"

futures

uhh... why are the future stocks showing that is going up?

what the fuck is going on here?

Obama's departure

I know in China theu gor fucked because the email leak main reason I view Hesgeth in a more positive light knowing Killary unironcally got abunch assets of killed vs I told the boys the strike package on the guy we are killing

Thats true

Is there a way to check what percentage of people are on variable rates? I wonder what the ratio is

What is a good play?

Give it 15 and then decide.

ask chatgpt it will give you a better + simpler explanation

I thought the countries were crying and kissing dons asshole, what happened?

He seemed to convinced after his first term they exist

Sure but that literally was 8 years ago. Just think about the elderly person moments you can find of people like Biden, Pelosi and other prominent leading politicians and realize the deep state was basically run by people who were just as old as those people and were having the same general age related issues. Almost every secret society you can imagine that have all sorts of whacky initiation rituals like Skull and Bones or Bohemian Grove are all shells of they used to be.

because big firms deciphered trump's schizobabble and discovered the situation is bad, but not world ending like previously thought

If you're still in US stocks at this point you deserve to lose everything.

free speech is being eroded in real time by floating possibilities of deporting people who disagree with the administration

"its ok because its not affecting me yet"

True that. Masons are pretty much going extinct at this point too.

Looking around it appears to be quoted at around 3.5% as of beginning of 2024. So not very many, people wised up to variable rates after the 2008 crash.

this, people don't see it.

I did and it said that fixed rate mortgages are fine so idgaf

They know it’s bad and are trying to create as much exit volatility as possible so they can dump on retail

ANY DAY NOW LIBERAL

shitskin Palestinians here on visas rioting in colleges deserve to get deported

FUTURES

GREEN

bobos you'll never get another 50% crash like 2008 ever again. The Fed is extremely proactive at identifying systemic risk and creating backstops before such an event happens. It took them over 6 months to actually save the system after the 2008 crash started, they will prevent any crisis within 1-2 days now. You bobos will never get to cum again, you should have taken this tarrif dump when you had it few days ago because you'll never see a "crash" like that again.

based on the first relief bounce a lot of "people" already said they were on the sidelines or mostly cash. When I say people i mean banks and large investors. Not surprising because we have not seen anything that was a bottom in a traditional sense, a bounce isn't a bottom.

Yep. Expect a big exit after a short pump at market open.

I will concede if this week finishes green.

So even though the futures are green, are we expecting an insider dump tomorrow? This market doesn't make any sense anymore ffs

you are missing the big picture
if you can label any protestor as a "terrorist" then you are now able to be processed for removal because they can just ship you to any facility including away from the US where you can rot. It's just easier for them to blame their religious background or origin if they can but it doesn't have to be. If you are part of the background noise of a peaceful protect that turns violent and you are social media found to be there they can add you to the group.
I mean they already are resisting returning a person that was mistakenly deported because they don't care and a bunch in the administration is already tying any kind of protesting or negative comments to be a good target for litigation. Even neutral comments that say "there was no corruption in x election" are a target when it didn't even mention names or people affected.

That's what I think.

Honestly, i think its just gonna crab all week, maybe a 3% increase at best.

are we expecting an insider dump tomorrow?

maybe. or maybe not. its a surprise...

Crabbing isn't a thing anymore it's either up 3% or down 3% at minimum

Shoo Shoo Swan. You and your friend Bobo are not invited to this party

Tomorrow will be a green day. NOT a red day. I looked through major news websites in different countries and They have not printed the negative parts of the tarrifs.

Positive News headlines = Green Day

(yes I am aware no one knows wtf is going on but the majority has accepted the good news)

Good luck making a new all time high with orange retard in office. Until then it's a bear market. Even if you gain 10% this week it's still a lower high and will roll over again

it still affects the value of your home because it affects the housing market at large

implying Swanny needs an invite

this isn't good USD is getting destroyed and the futures are inflated

You see Chud the goal is to lose reserve currency status

Have you considered that the two may be related? Currency being devalued tends to result in prices rising.

I need to burn my kitchen down to make room for a new garage

yes that was the point of my post
will USD make a turn around after years of shitting on euro and yen? yikes..

look through all the news sites on ur phone, internet, apps etc, nothing negative

isnt this strange?

USA golden age is upon us

Thank you donald trump

due to shifting litigation to the side of trump everyone is trying to be as neutral as possible to avoid it

1 USD = 0.88 Euro

SOXL $7 tomorrow

the media refused to print anything negative in the beginning and when stocks began to crash and millions lost their savings is when media did a 180

I wish, I'd like to go all in. It's probably never going below 10 again though.

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
youtube.com/watch?v=PYI09PMNazw&ab_channel=CinemaHotelStudios

waiting until after the fact is safe reporting, you can't be litigated by something viewed by millions of people

Sold SQQQ in the robinhood overnight market, if market dumps tomorrow it is because I am out. Lost 20 bucks. Guess I'm not getting a 6 dollar sandwich at chikc fil a tomorrow.

i think you made the right choice even if you missed out

Well i bought on friday which means everything is tanking 30% this week. Sorry guys

people are gonna be desperate and buy back into what they assumed to be a bull market, and then a rug pull.

why do they keep this shit up until the economy tanks?

its more gambling than investing

oh shit i definitely ate too much today
i feel bad i wasted so much money
i should have saved it to buy the dip

Hey now, I bought puts on friday, shouldn't we mega pump instead?

Don't worry anon, I bought puts on friday which means it will cancel out. So you will drop just enough to lose money but not enough that my puts will break even.

post saying it's over

post saying we're back

post saying it's over

post saying we're back

Which one is it

It's back all over again.
And I got it all over my back.

the mix messaging works, mass people think we're entering a bull market.

oh hey they added this to the interface

Consulted my crystal ball: set buy orders for cheap $15 SOXL puts, that's as high as the scamwick is gonna reliably go before it's back to single digits

He's right. We cannot allow China to hurt the feelings of the American People.

You are the one who cares about short term moves not me.

I've been in this rodeo before, you think "I'll just hold for the morning dump" and then you're down 100 bucks "I'll just wait for bearish news to come out" and 4 weeks later leverage decay has totally fucked your position so it will never get back to that point without a major crash. Not doing that again.

a lot of recalculating has been done on real war scenarios now

"BCA assigns a 30% probability of a Taiwan-related military escalation this year, including a 5% chance of a broader global conflict."

unelected, long term, unaccountable, nigger administrators

You're going to see some serious shit.

Art of the deal

i think markets are just gonna ignore trump and tariffs now, and whatever he posts on truth social

i am taking my money out

Which one is it

too moar weaks

Distracting themselves with low-IQ, do-nothing, non-serious topics like trannies and abortions for the thousandth month in a row like they always do. Big boy topics like tariffs, economic independence and fiscal responsibility are way too big-brained for Demotards to have any real serious input in.

JPOW is literally the sole reason you can't afford house. He will do nothing that works in your favor, you can bet on that.

You are smoking fucking crack is you think Jpow won't crank rates as soon as he gets a whiff of the direct price inflation from tariffs + decreased export of dollars + bond yields mooning, at the very least to spite king migger

"Volcker Shock"

Wow, you mean a bit of short term pain for long term gain to get prices back down to sane valuations again? How awful.

Lutnick saying the exemptions are temporary and theyre adding separate tariffs later is purely in response to the buzz that trump was capitulating with the exemption

there is literally 0 reason to ever believe what any of them say. ZERO. absolute shit show

How the fuck do you ignore it.
You're either can or can't do business with the levels they're at.

Exactly! And a lot of them failed to show up for Kamala. Trump did surprisingly well among minorities. Latinos too, they're super Catholic and fucking hate socialism. And no minority group is gonna vote for a woman. Etc. Expecting the brown guys to fall in line was one of the Dems fuckups. But if the (overwhelmingly obese) minorities can't buy sugary crap, a part of me sees them showing back up for the blue team.
Unironically nobody knows. Orange Man is memeing everyone from TAfags to value investors to retail tards. Maybe the bogglehead scum are feeling a little better than everyone else - but frankly I don't respect anyone who says "yes, the Base Case returns are acceptable" and then continues posting on stock pages. Like why are you here bro? Set the auto buy and go get a hobby. The point is that everyone other than myself is gay.

Destabilise the global peg until the global financial plumbing shatters

This will require a reset that is great.
Shart of the meal.

raising rates while the 10 Year Yield is spiking

Jerome Powell is not one your self-insert shonen tranime characters where you can make believe that he will do whatever you want based on how out of whack your hormones are, troon.

What site are these posts made on?

So he's going to cut rates while the supply of dollars within american borders skyrockets and DXY plummets? Makes perfect sense, can't wait to buy beans with a trillion dollar bill with drumpf's face on it

should have held my euros

grindr

I like how for all the muzzling of law firms, the Republican Party, the press and academia - the market will still fuck over any administration and make it cave to reality just because people are a lot more self-interested and powerful with their money than anything else. The market operates its own form of accountability where no matter what you have to accept what is up and what is down or face the consequences.

Sucks to be a protestor I guess but the pain will come down the track when universities find out that they can't attract international students or retain staff.

Since the weekend began, how many flipflops did we have regarding tariffs?

why are the futures up?
it doesnt make sense.
all I know is i'm going to end up losing money.

Muh low DXY means a lot of dollars.

There's a liquidity crunch per swap spreads. There are almost no dollars left.
Powell WILL print and you will NEVER be a woman.

USD goes up

NOK goes down

USD goes down

NOK goes down

Euro goes up

NOK goes down

Euro goes down

NOK goes down

Motherfucking currency man

What do you suppose happens to the quantity of dollars exported when the quantity of imports goes down significantly as a result of tariffs?

feel good holding euros in my hands rn
just wish the metal wasnt that cold

If the dems are this gutless with such a narrow deficit, then I foresee even more trump shenanigans, not less. I see maybe even 2 more impeachment votes instead of anything substantial if they crush the midterms.

Dump after open green on this bull trap, Me thinks we get another few legs down on made up trade war fear porn.

I wish the modern right were more than larping cargo cultists who have no idea what it takes to maintain angloid civilization

But the average trader doesn't move the markets, robots owned by hedge funds do and they process news milliseconds after it hits the airwaves.

AAAAHHHHHHH
MISTER JEROME
PLEASE HELP

The funniest thing to me is seeing the Right evolving away from neoliberalism in Maoism.

This has been happening since 9/11. There was a brief period of intense "activism" with the floyd protests but for the most part, this is what the US has become in the 21st century. Universities will have bigger issues to deal with like laggard endowment performance, the lack of perceived value of a bachelor's degree, and the upcoming student population collapse because of age demographics. Sucking up to the administration will not save them anymore than keeping the brown people enrolled.

Hmmm...ask him again tomorrow? Maybe he changes his mind again

i am so tired of losing money

colleges are pretty much fucked by

extreme price rising

no more federal assistance

the administration wanting to switch to industrial focus instead of technological focus

trade schools will increase in popularity if we actually bring back manufacturing, but i doubt it will happen.

Are you tired of winning tho?

my local cc has such shit enrollment i can't take the classes i want for my degree so i have to get a generic arts degree and go to a 4 year to complete it. gonna cost me more money and i wonder how long my cc can survive with enrollment down 50% over the last 10 years

Truth Social - Trump's social media site.

I am pretty tired. But then I see the market open and like to watch what happens next.

What market?

There was a brief period of intense "activism" with the floyd protests

This was not organic, but was all coordinated and funded by the DOJ and FBI as part of their attack on Trump

Completely ignores the beeping package in his hands

BuT WhAt AbOuT ThE QuAnTiTy Of PeOpLe GoInG ThRoUgH TSA!?

I refuse to believe you are human.

I'm seeing some schizoposts about Carney coordinating with Japan and Europe to crash the bond market in retaliation to the US, is this just schizoing or based in anything?

all of them

i am so tired of losing money

stop losing money, start saving money and buying safe CDs or treasury ETFs

a crash would need every country to participate, china only holds less than 3%~ which a dump of that grand would hold an impact i guess, not a crash still.

industrial focus instead of technological focus

trade schools will increase in popularity if we actually bring back manufacturing, but i doubt it will happen.

trade schools don't matter for tech
you still need college educated geologists to find oil
they won't be able to delete their funding as much as they can't delete the IRS
it's good they are bashing on trans and DEI but the industry is gone and tradies all maintain the mcmansion sprawl, and 10% of the mcmansions have to be bought back because you get run over leaving your house

The posts were saying he was coordinating the eurozone, china, and japan, it's probably fake but it seems like a decent plan

its my dumbass fault for leaving money in the stock market, this is the first time since 2012 that i lost a ungodly amount of $$$

and it's not coming back

are we bullish or bearish? I cant tell, but whoever is pumping the futures needs to be culled

trump fired them remember
I still think there is a possibility that the spooks frag him because he keeps accidentally burning sources and agents via his incompetent admin picks but if a strike happens its going to come from one of the other four eyes, not from within the US
In that scenario my money is on the poms, since they are the most experienced at that sort of thing, but I'm also keeping my boys on the line as a darkhorse pick because we've spent decades now being unusually lucky in how stuff keeps shaking out despite apparently doing nothing on the intel side

while america would def be a loser in that scenario it would also dump every market with it, its not a one side loses situation.

Nothing ever happens

futures

its my dumbass fault for leaving money in the stock market

this vid may or may not help, but its worth a watch if you only lose money on stonks.

youtube.com/watch?v=1KJw18f9fhQ

Where the fuck is the deepstate

oh they are there, plotting and planning getting to strike. The deep state judges are stopping Trump every chance they get. Expect major civil unrest again this summer. Get your big screen tv before the summer of luv starts.

Gotta have people to work the textile factories and go to war

created tube account on 2020

meh

financial implications of half the population living in an info bubble?

the major civil unrest has already begun and will only escalate from here
the reason the protestors are only protesting on weekends right now is because they still have jobs

I think the Canadian government is pissed enough they could, especially if they think a real invasion could be coming.

you're feeling them as we speak

Market is schizo so long as trump is schizo

that's a good point, the Canadians are famous for both their operators and their warcrimes after all

i need to sell off my tech stocks asap
i cant wait until 930am

henlo mister jerome
i ate too many meatballs
please fix my inflation
thank you no further questions

I could see them staging something and taking out the whole white house.
The implications if they fail would be country ending though

DID THE ANON WHO FEARED BEING LIQUIDATED ON OPEN SURVIVE?

is this accurate?
trump is a negative shizo
market is a positive shizo

do u think the vix gonna go up or down?

It's like 0.5% right lol

But Trump wants the Fed to lower rates, the opposite of Volcker... what's happening is that capital is fleeing bonds and fleeing the US altogether because of the erratic policy. The Fed hasn't moved rates, so the comparison to the Volcker Shock that anon made is wrong. It's the bondholders who are panicking and bailing out.

So much tasty retail liquidity

Crab

It is amazing that Trump managed to make bondholders sell their bonds amidst a market crash. You know how fucking hard it is to do that?

pretty hard
they are supposed to be the cornerstone of safety

Him flipflopping about tariffs multiple times over a single fucking weekend is not helping it either.

Can't believe what i'm reading in this thread

Carney

Canada

Coordinating anything

middle of an election cycle

Thinking we can stage some sort of assassination attempt or flattening the white house

Carney is a fucking clown of the circus when the ring-master Trudeau stepped down. He's the fall guy for the liberals.

Carney might be an ex-whatever for finance, but to say he is conspiring and pulling strings to dump on the U.S bonds with other nations is bat shit retarded.

Carney, the Canadian government in general, can't even coordinate out of a wet paper bag within its own borders between fucking provinces.

Just take 2-3 border states, combined they have a bigger fucking national guard, army, out numbering not only our defense forces, but also our air force. We can barely keep our shit in the air

The only thing we might have going on in Canada is a better K/D ratio if we were on the defense if orange retard wants to launch a 3 day special needs operation like that fetal alcohol baby putin. I'm talking not only reserves / regular CAF forces, but also civvies turning into militia, even after the "gun bans" (nobody complied) you have about 2.5 million licensed gun holders, double that you have 5 million, another 2.5 million people of "peaceful possession" of firearms that opted out of the system, even you just be conservative and take 10% of that, thats a lot of retards willing to fuck shit up to make it a headache for Americans for the next 3 generations.

But nothing happens.

This is the biggest laugh i had in a while on /smg/

You gotta stop taking those schizo and cope posts seriously

vix gonna go up or down?

its still high, so even if it crabs its crabbing high. Trump is volatile, so why would the markets calm down when its his nature to stir shit up?

Well folks, another week of trading is upon us :)

How do we think things are going to start off tomorrow?

i have vix related stocks i need to offload

Futures are looking pretty good tomorrow desu.

The implications of trump annexing them into the USA are also country ending so its not like they've got anything to lose if that's what it comes down to

A lot of volatility until the reality sets in based on actual earnings and their commentary.

They should be +1

look out the window

see a bit jet fly overhead with a massive chemtrail

find it on ads b exchange

it's a chinese owned 747

FUCK is this how they're retaliating for the tariffs!?!?
By nerve gassing me?!?!

jets fly too high to use chemtrails, it would freeze instantly on exiting the sprayer
its just wake

Reading Bob Woodward's books on Trump's time in the white house after seeing the excerpts from twitter.

Christ. If anything people have been underselling his stupidity.

Incredible how every stock-specific thread here is filled entirely with redditors.

so you admit to being a redditor

it's a chinese owned 747

rushing to return all those US government bonds ti sold

I was referring to the GME and BBBY generals and so on.

every stock-specific thread here is filled entirely with redditors

are these redditors in the thread with us now?

wtf I didn't even know those were stocks I thought it was more jeet shitcoins

Trump clarifies there are no new tech tariff exemptions because tech was always exempt from the reciprocal tariffs

Tonight news media is headlining the false narrative of new tech exemptions

Wtf is even going on?

Tech was always exempt

Is this the new we were always at war with Eurasian?

It's called disinfo anon

It's Gamestop and Bed Bath & Beyond. I am pretty sure they're inhabited exclusively by newfags from r/wallstreetbets.

I will vote for literally anyone under the age of 55 in the next election.

tomshardware.com/tech-industry/trump-to-impose-25-percent-100-percent-tariffs-on-taiwan-made-chips-impacting-tsmc

tomshardware.com/tech-industry/trump-to-introduce-25-percent-and-higher-tariff-on-imported-semiconductors

tomshardware.com/tech-industry/trump-says-that-chip-tariffs-are-starting-very-soon

Dunno. I've been following it all. Seems like tech was never hit with the 125% reciproircal tariffs. It's always been 20% on tech with tech specific tariffs to be determined. The same news media covering this earlier today are the ones now headlining new exemptions in effect tonight.

Any article saying tech was exempt or is this more bullshit from Trump's mouth? He even said iPhones can be made in USA indicating it was never exempted.

But if they were not hit, why announce an exemption? So something must have applied to them

That's cool, but I'm still voting Trump again for a third term.

probably 100% if we go by his earlier statement

good goy

3rd term

stop baiting me

holy shit shill?

Have you seen him in recent interviews? Don't think he is surviving till a 3rd term

Trump didn't announce an exemption. Customs simply noted the situation in detail Friday night. Trump clarified today no exemptions were made because that tech was never hit with the 125% reciprocal tax.

tech was always exempt from the reciprocal tariffs

It was not, he announced a 125% tariffs to china on april 9, full spectrum
On apr 11 we learned of the tech products "exemptions" or whatever the word is for "the 125% tariff doesnt apply"

LMFAO

wtf lmao

buy calls

donald announces semiconductors aren't exempt

buy puts

donald caves and confirms the "Fake news" is real

I hate this nigger and his inability to communicate

except that it was hit by the 125%, and there is even a process to refund that 125% tariff for those that were affected before the exemption was in place
trump cucked, get over it

So I am assuming the story is that Trump implemented tariffs but decided tech was exempted but told no one. Customs only found out on Friday that Tech was exempt and that story broke. Turns out tech was always exempt but Trump was too retarded to tell anyone?

So does that mean that china currently has a lower tariff rate at 20% than taiwan at 100% concerning semiconductors?
Is donny unironically favoring china over taiwan or am I leaving other tariff rates that stack onto china's 20%?

Has there ever been a point in history where a leader can speak directly to the people in real time and still leave this much confusion. He needs to grab an intern to set up a chart or something.

he used to make fun of biden by pretending to have a seizure, but i can only imagine trump having seizures at this point and people trying to interpret that shit

China Trade Balance Mar: $102.64B (est $74.70B; prev $31.72B)

- Exports (Y/Y): 12.4% (est 4.6%; prev –3.0%)

- Imports (Y/Y): -4.3% (est –2.1%; prev 1.5%)

doomp it

march data is only the tip of the iceberg at this point since doomsday started april...2nd or 3rd?

at this point, if you want to know whats going on, youre better off slicing up some mangy goat and try to divine it from its intestines

Big if true.

Sanctions? Trade deal? RAWWAR? WARRAW?
Which will it be and is whatever he decides priced in already?

Next Sunday:
TRUMP: WE'LL BE REVOKING OUR DECISION ON IRAN SHORTLY

How funny would it be if he deliberately tanked the economy so the only viable job available was to enlist?

all this shows is that china can't pretend this bullshit isn't affecting them too

Nah he'll ask Israel to denuclearize and it'll be peace in the middle east as MENA becomes the next ASEAN

Their people can withstand more pain, they'll happily be welded into houses, remember? China won't back down first.

a week later

we are blowing up everything its going to be beautiful

Total war to raze Iran to the ground with no survivors but also with exceptions for certain Iranian cities revealed two weeks into the campaign. Civilians bombed in those cities can apply for a refund. We'll be starting the war with cruise missile strikes on Armenia and Puerto Rico (unless they ask us really nicely not to) to show the world how serious we are

I don't think they've ever pretended it doesn't, it's just that they're willing to crash the ship with the US over prostrating to Trump.

they are not competent enough to put what they want into words

new bread

calls on MIC companies
we're bombing them to shit within the month

they're trying to reduce the number of soldiers to save money + make forces more "elite" by leveraging technology

This seems to be the case. It's like there was miscommunication within the administration and to tariffing agencies. Reporting by news media then obfusticated the situation with incompetent reporting.

All this shows is that other nations need China too and everybody is rushing to buy everything as long as tariffs are not in place. And they probably raised prices because of the higher demand.