I can be your Robin and you can be my Batman.
I need some rich guy to befriend me and fix my life
Thats gay dude
It doesn't have to be.
tfw dating a rich guy for 6 years now
I come from nothing. I genuinely can't imagine what my life would be like without him.
I feel sorry for OP. Some men should simply have been born women. And vice-versa.
Lucky you thing is I'm not gonna penetrate anyone and I'm not being penetrated.
Simply two bros, one giving the poor one stuff and the poor one educating the shut in billionaire about being a street urchin.
Why not find a rich woman tho
I mean he could penetrate my cold heart with funds.
I don't like women, I like fucking them but they annoy me severely, my mom was enough of a cunt for one lifetime, too wishy washy, a bro would help without the desire to hold it over you.
Also my dick doesn't work anymore.
if you agree to take estrogen and i get unlimited access to your bussy, i will offer one (1) chainlink token a month.
You better have a vagina or im going to be sick
Go bum around in Manhattan, maybe do some faux spiritual shit like street-side tarot to attract those aimless trust fund girlies
I want a batman damnit.
Let me guess. You sold the bottom, went short listening to Anon Babble and now you want to sell your other bottom.
I'll be your friend. I have $1m in US so no exactly rich and not giving you money but I can help you.
You gotta sleep in the same bed with me though
Sorry my batman would give me a token of appreciation to begin our blossoming frenship.
But that's a pretty decent net worth, you could be my Kingpin and I could be your daredevil or some other gay shit if you like.
Rich guy here, what do you offer? I don't need a shota butt buddy.
And here I thought only women had salvation fantasies.
I don't offer a lot to be honest, just autistic and poor with a shit ton of problems that need fixing, then I'll be like a diamond in the rough shining through to become my best personality.
Or I'll just be a depressed autistic faggot.
Which is the running theme.
You boys are uh... awfully dressed up!
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Not really into the superhero business but I appreciate the references. Honestly not even sure what you mean by this post lol but that's on me. I'll just leave you with some advice: no matter how little you earn, you can become something by curbing spending and beginning investing, even pennies. Poor people get into the habit of justifying their lack of effort with "I don't make enough money to invest so why try" just like how fat people blame their genetics. You might also convince yourself that you have better wage prospects in the future so you should wait until then to invest - don't. These will paralyze you forever.
If I'm not dead by June I'm doing something wrong brother, though you're kind I ain't built to last I'm getting the fuck off this orb, just trying to correct some things before it happens.
But solid advice I'm quite sure of it.
Idk how but this post genuinely made me audibly laugh
Good one anon
Hmm I really could use a little twink side kick
I'm 6'4 and bloated from steroids and kidney disease.
and hairy but pretty cute like Jesus with male pattern baldness.
bro you keep posting about your lung and kidney disease are you okay
Yeah nah if I was on Anon Babble I could get a NEET on sex change hormones to live under my bed in a cage. You're making a bad trade offer.
If I'm not dead by June I'm doing something wrong brother
One more piece of advice I'm sure you don't want to hear, if there's any chance you haven't yet made up your mind, that's not the answer. I'm not going to try to sob you out of it like people do. I'm not even going to try to understand your situation. Just know, the way out is finding a will to succeed. Not just wanting it on the surface but fully and completely believing your particular vision of success is easily possible. I think the LOA nuts get at least this right, if you envision yourself in that spot long enough you train yourself to believe exactly that. The only thing that'll hold you back after that is fear of failure. When you let that go, you'll try anything until it happens, and it will.
Kek nice one
I'm completely fine, are you okay?
Oh LoA or things of that nature absolutely work.
I'm just bored and shitposting while fucked, should try it sometime there's something cathardic in not giving a shit what people think.
But yes if you train your thinking into getting what you desire and push your will towards that, keep that goal in your mind and keep it in a positive manner you will consciously and subconsciously obtain which you desire.
So just wondering, why are you set on killing yourself if you believe anything's possible? Boredom? Attention?
No killing myself, just not intending to be alive.
It's a complex question in reality but no I'm not interested in suicide it sort of goes counter to what I've been attempting to do all my life when it comes to the spiritual side of things.
Which is a bit different than my intention when creating this post but why not.
There is some limit to willing anything to be.
for instance I cannot will a new family, I cannot will others intentions to become inline with my own, well I can but that requires time which I cannot extend forever.
Thus the true currency I seek is time, which isn't purchasable or obtainable through will.
Understood, doesn't sound like you need any advice on this after all. Godspeed
Thank you sir.
You as well.
This entire thread is incredibly homosexual but good luck op
Your welcome.