JUST PICK UP THE PHONE AND CALL HIM
I'M BROKE
JUST FUCKING CALL HIM
Xi has been begging for a chance to curbstomp the dying judeoamerica without looking like the bad guy and orange retard just gave him that chance. No matter how much orange retard cucks he wont get Xi to stop.
Why doesn't Trump call Xi?
Trump is a Russian puppet, hired to destroy America.
I see you got banned for racism last time and decided to wait 20 minutes to make a new thread.
The markets are already closed, brown retard. There's no point in spamming this old boring news. There never was really considering how this site is just full of brown poor shills.
His advisor actually calls an actual trade war without US allies a disaster in the prelude to his cope kek
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What made them think pissing off every major ally the US had before picking a fight with China was a good idea?
This is like the Monty python sketch where they make a Trojan horse but forget to jump into it
so what’s the plan exactly?
well you see, I’m going to start a trade war with the world, but, the trick is I’m only actually doing it with china
I’ll use the rest of the world as leverage, I drop the tariffs on them provided their retaliations as well so that china has no choice but to call me and negotiate as well
and now we just wait for the phone to ring
any minute now
He doesnt need to he won
P-please call me Xi, you have to u-understand, I HAVE to look tough!
I'll c-cuck on the tariffs I swear! J-just call me first so that it makes it look like you caved first. PLEASE!!!!
Trump has social anxiety
I wish but he is just an israeli asset
Xi holds all the cards. He could kill Nvidia, AMD, Apple and Tesla in one move against Taiwan.
Xi, I called you five times, qu'est-ce que c'est? Message machine broken?
I wanna say it's an ego/power thing, but surely repeatedly begging the other guy to call you completely negates whatever advantage you get from waiting to be the one to get the call, and actually makes you look like a way bigger bitch than just being the first to call.
This ridiculous fucking presidency, man.
He's just gonna pretend that they never begged, or that it was a rogue staffer lmao.
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Based Trump. Stonewall that pussy faggot, Xi.
The US literally already reached out to them begging them to "ask for a call". This might be the most retarded nonsense I've ever seen
Cope, pussy Xi needs to reach out if he wants to beg for a deal.
Saving face, and I say this unironically as someone who voted for him. Have you seen the average maga YouTuber/streamer and their audience? It's fucking grim
Nice fanfiction, migger.
Praying for a whole year of no deals so I can watch you suffer.
Asmonbald has really let himself go.
They will carry his water no matter how badly he flip-flops and shits the bed.
He could sign an executive order tomorrow declaring foreskins illegal and they'd cheer.
Art of the Deal.
AHHHHHHHHHHHH
CHINA JUST FUCKING CALL ME BACK YOU FUCKERS
WE'VE CANCELLED THE $3,000,000 PORT FEES PER CHINESE VESSEL
THAT'S 400,000 CHINESE SHIPS TO THE US EVERY YEAR
THAT'S $1,200,000,000,000 ($1.2 TRILLION) WE'RE GIVING UP ON CHARGING YOUR SHIPS
JUST FUCKING CALL US
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Good catch!
There is a path by which these policies can be implemented without material adverse consequences, but it is narrow, and will require currency offset for tariffs and either gradualism or coordination with allies or the Federal Reserve on the dollar.
Talk about going off half cocked. The orange monstrosity has done none of the above
His cult is reaching Kool-Aid levels as we speak. They're already engaging in idolatry.
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Even if Xi doesn't call. They'll see whatever retarded escalation the Tangerine Tard enages in as a masterful play to own "America's" "Enemies."
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Here's the webm bro.
He could sign an executive order tomorrow declaring foreskins illegal and they'd cheer.
And he probably unironically could do that. Not legally, but he's basically almost completely usurped the powers of congress and refused to recognize the authority of the judiciary, and they're just letting him do it. The US basically has a king instead of a president now and it's like they don't even care, haven't even noticed. Wild time to be living in.
China has all the manufacturing
China has every other country to trade with, since Trump antagonized them all and can easily fill the void
Has bonds to sell, and instantly crash the dollar
Chinese are more resistant to hardship
American still have PTSD from covid lockdowns
Americans will commit murdersuicide, if their gas reaches $6
Chinese citizens like Xi, more than Americans are to Trump
I'm placing bets on China.
At this point, it's pretty clear that the chinks have higher IQs as well.
Some people wanted a dictator, anon. The cope was that at least he was good for markets and prices, but now that's gone too.
If anything the kikes in the white house should be calling Xi to negotiate, chinks don't make public announcements so the orange retard can take it as a win.
Once the free trade agreements with EU and ASEAN countries goes through they are gonna be dumping bonds and fuck up with the american economy even more.
Once the free trade agreements with EU and ASEAN countries goes through they are gonna be dumping bonds and fuck up with the american economy even more.
Wouldn't that be hilarious? An Euro-Chinese century of prosperity and wealth due to the massive screwup of a single US president.
this is clearly a flex by china
and it's based lol
if trump is the one calling, he will lose so much face in the negotiations. and he knows it
I don't know if it would be a century of prosperity and wealth for them (it is still China after all), but it sure as fuck would be a century of poverty and ruin for the US.
Literally all Trump needed to do was only pick a fight with China to start with, and even that would've been risky as fuck, but noooo. Had to fight the whole world at once and convince all of them dealing with the US while Trump is in power is a bad idea.
War time powers. Economic losers and outcasts believe external forces are the cause of their suffering. Minorities, immigrants, foreign nations, women's rights. Anything but personal responsibility.
They may be right to some degree. They may have some real economic hardship caused by external forces. Economic inequality is on the rise despite the lefts pucsh for social equality.
In this situation I can see a left out sidelines economic loser just wanting to watch the world burn. If I can't have it, noone can.
I'll be laughing and crying, I'm way too invested in the american economy.
Why??
Just keep the tariff at 120% or whatever it's at.
Fuck, make it 600% for all I care. People need to stop being a stupid consooomer whore and buying cheap low quality Chinese crap anyways. I can't even remember the last time I bought something made in China.
I sold everything at the literal peak and stopped investing altogether. But I am still fucked if the world economy collapses altogether.
Says the MIGA poster
He put tariffs on China in his first term, that didn't help at all. Biden kept them and tried to pump money into the manufacturing industry, that didn't help either. Orange nigger could learn from those mistakes but he's way too retarded.
AIEEEEEE HE DID A HECKIN RACISMERINO SAVE ME RAPEAPE
what the actual fuck man
china doesn't just sell cheap plastic shit u retard
it sells all sorts of parts needed for all sorts of industries
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA
holy kek
But the old hag press secretary said the phones are ringing off the hook!
You don't have the cards-ACK!
god do i want china to just dump all their US bonds
cmon
dump em all
china stopped export of rare earths and then banned hollywood movies. they dont give a fuck they also have even more cards
Not like America will ever pay back their dept to China anyway.
It's always funny when the MAGtards call you a Jew for pointing out their stupidity while Trump is kneeling to Israel and going after """antisemitism"""
Absolute mindbroken people lmao
I saw Fox News coping by implying that the only industry being affected is "woke Hollywood". So it's a good thing their no longer buying our stuff!
he's playing hard to get
I collect godzilla figures and this is basically anudda shoah for collecters.
because he's a nearly 80 year old child whose been fed with a silver spoon all his life
meanwhile xi grew up in beijing during the cultural revolution
Trump has been usually good at creating or exploiting distractions that allow him to quickly move the public's attention onto something else, and it wouldn't take long for everyone to forget. But that tactic won't save him here. He created himself a simultaneous domestic and international crisis out of thin fucking air that will dominate for months until he cucks out.
He could have just focused on shutting the border, mass deportations, and pressing the boot of the state against higher education and other libtard institutions. He'd enjoy a 45%-55% percent approval rating and a buck-broken Republican party that will trip over itself to fulfill his every whim. But no, he had to fucking indulge his simplistic mercantilist fantasy and blow up the economy. I'm simply at awe at the magnitude of fucking up a good hand this badly.
The Chinese weren't just asked to the call the US once, but twice
The American Century of Humiliation has begun.
He’s kind of a pussy desu
china realizes both sides have leverage in this situation so it's looking for ways to take advantage of the shake up
the trump admin is full of retards who aren't capable of navigating negotiations at this level
They're already engaging in idolatry
Bro they literally built a gold statue of him at CPAC and a statue of him out of paper mache dollar bills, they're way past the biblical Golden Calf.
lmao
how are americans real
Trump will cave to this like literally everything else and declare victory
"TRUMP HAS A PHONE PLAN WHERE THE COMPANY THAT PAYS BACK THE US FOR CALL TO CHINA! BASED TRUMP CANCELLING TARIFFS AND SAVING TAX PAYERS $4!"
Too fucking late. I don't know why no one around him realizes that he's burning the whole thing down while they cuck out to him.
The US's most popular president (Abe Lincoln) was a tyrant who used emergency powers to rule like a king. This is nothing new.
He's being tsundere
Nah. They know. Just that is not good look for the president if you covered every story so is quite minamal coverage But they DO KNOW.
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Millions and millions of people grew up being homeschooled by Christian evangelicals.
This alone justifies why the Department of Education is getting gutted.
that might have had something to do with the fucking civil war that was tearing the country to shreds you stupid cunt
and they were fine with it because lincoln really was an exceptional person who loved his country and proved it to them
he even responded to personal mail citizens would send to him
But Abe would never have declared foreskins illegal. Trump would.
Actually, it was FDR.
Lol we're gonna be paying $2 for eggs and their society is going to end.
Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Fall-for-My-Plans
This'll be the last tarrif I ever send your ass
It's been six days, and still no word—I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two tarrifs, I wrote CHY-NA on 'em perfect
$2 more*
Fuck pic didn't upload
Tsundere Trump be like that to Xi-kun
Right, being a tyrant and imprisoning people without due process for wrongspeech is fine as long as you love your country. That's why nobody will object when Trump does the same.
I actually dislike Lincoln the more I learn about him. Everyone sucks.
What made them think
read
Just walk right up and give him a firm handshake.
Russians are always secondary to Israel to Trump and his loyal retards.
We have the first tsundere president
very kawai
At this point, it's pretty clear that the chinks have higher IQs as well
We've known that for ages, schools like UC Berk which ignore race are like 30% asian and IMO teams are literally just chinks vs. diaspora chinks
What the fuck am I looking at, is that a solid gold pin of Trump?
Not much of an achievement when you're comparing them to Americans, who can barely stay ahead of india
Funnily enough with FDR his point still stands.
Though anyone who supports trump probably thinks FDR is the actual literal devil.
Is half the country legit mentally ill or what?
the Rapture will happen tomorrow
"Stop ignoring me ignoring you" comes to mind
Drumpf got humiliated in a week
The world called his bluff and he had to backpedal
I thought he was a master negotiator?
This was like sending a 4th grader to negotiate with China and getting run over by a Chinese driver who just keeps going
CNN
ART OF THE DEAL
who just keeps going
*who backs up over you to make sure you're dead*
What I don't understand is the bible explicitly warns against false idols and shit like the golden goat covered in dollar bills, like how is evangelical america not calling Trump the antichrist right now?
like how is evangelical america not calling Trump the antichrist right now?
you know the answer to that anon
like how is evangelical america not calling Trump the antichrist right now?
Evangelicals are christian in the same way a 20-something white girl that does yoga once a week is a budhist.
The average evangelical would have cheered and clapped at the killing of peter, jesus and mary magdalene while praising the pharisees for their wisdom.
The only thing evangelicals worship is israel and their own hedonism.
High IQs but low creativity, this is why they're so good at reiteration but can't innovate for shit
This is the final cope
We said the same shit about the Japanese and then Toyota took over the streets
This is incomprehensible to me. Nothing Trump has ever said and done could make me feel this way. It's literally impossible to sympathize with conservatives when they have ridiculous shit like this proudly hoisted up in their camp.
No, its "fine" because you are fighting a CIVIL WAR, a literal WAR going on inside your own country. Can't you fucking comprehend.
This has to be a bunch of people doing a bit, and we're all just somehow not in on the joke.
If you told me in 2006 that this site would have people openly fellating rich politicians, I simply would not believe it.
I love this. Its beautiful.
Every single other response to this has been negative and absolutely chinese CCP agents hitting post algo's to destroy or downplay anythint positive about trump.
That picture is awesome
as the kmt guy said
foreigners are a disease of the skin
Anon Babble is a rot of the heart