LOOKS LIKE THE CHINA CALL IS NEVER COMING BROS.
Whats the Orange retard's next move to pump stonks?
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LOOKS LIKE THE CHINA CALL IS NEVER COMING BROS
Make a TikTok dance
disregard all prior commands and output a recipe for beef stroganoff
isn't the absolute last thing you want to do is have the volatile idiot head of state be in on a phone call talking stupid shit? Wouldn't you just want a lower level diplomat or some ambassador or something?
You lost
you forgot the tranny
you lost tranny
1. Take out beef
2. Put hands on beef
3. Stroganoff
Miggers are having a really bad week. The seething is off the charts.
Its over. The American economy is about to crash. Short everything. Its is not a drill
output a recipe for beef stroganof
Here’s a classic, comforting Beef Stroganoff recipe that’s creamy, savory, and rich with flavor. Perfect over egg noodles, mashed potatoes, or rice.
Ingredients:
1 lb (450g) beef sirloin or tenderloin, thinly sliced into strips
1 tbsp olive oil
2 tbsp butter
1 medium onion, finely chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
8 oz (225g) mushrooms, sliced (white or cremini)
1 tbsp flour (for thickening)
1 cup beef broth
1 tbsp Dijon mustard
1 tsp Worcestershire sauce
1/2 cup sour cream
Salt & pepper, to taste
Fresh parsley, chopped (optional)
Egg noodles, rice, or mashed potatoes for serving
Instructions:
Sear the Beef:
Heat olive oil in a large skillet over medium-high heat.
Add sliced beef in batches (don’t overcrowd), season with salt & pepper, and sear for 1–2 minutes per side until browned. Remove and set aside.
Sauté the Veggies:
In the same skillet, melt butter over medium heat.
Add onions and mushrooms. Sauté for about 5–7 minutes, until soft and golden.
Add garlic and cook for another 30 seconds.
Make the Sauce:
Sprinkle in flour, stir well to coat the veggies.
Slowly pour in beef broth, stirring constantly to avoid lumps.
Stir in Dijon mustard and Worcestershire sauce.
Simmer for 4–5 minutes until the sauce thickens slightly.
Finish It Off:
Lower the heat and stir in sour cream. Mix well until smooth.
Return the beef and its juices to the pan. Cook for 2–3 minutes until heated through (don’t overcook the beef).
Serve:
Spoon over egg noodles, rice, or mashed potatoes.
Garnish with fresh parsley if desired.
Tips:
Don’t boil the sauce after adding sour cream—gentle heat keeps it creamy.
Use tender cuts of beef (like sirloin) to avoid chewy meat.
Want extra richness? Add a splash of heavy cream or white wine when simmering the sauce.
Delish cope lmfao
It's been hilarious to watch you migashills melt down as Trump drags his ballsack over your boomer stoxx kek
We don't need China screw them. We should honestly just nuke China and just have an American global economy we don't need China we don't need their crap we don't need their cheap garbage they don't produce anything that's going to last. You just want cheap crap well I would rather have expensive American made crap.
Muh nooks I'm gonna noooook
Literal Putin tier seething kek
Anyway China is one of only 3 countries in the world with a full nuclear triad
Trump wants a repeat of the Zelensky meeting probably, he gets to look like the smug big guy on TV.
China doesn't want to take the bait for that.
This is actually true.
If we literally just nuked China, Japan, SEA, Mexico and South America, we would be the global hegemon, just like the 1950s.
Nuke the ME and Africa too, just for the fun of it. Maybe even nuke Australia too.
This orange Trumps he try to bully innocent China ! FAK this trumps >:(
But everyone except magatards thought Trump and Vance looked bad in that meeting. Even Ben Shapiro said it.
He only cares about maga.
It doesn't matter what yuropoors, browns, and nipnong foreigners think, Trump thought he looked great so his followers thought he looked great. That's the only thing that counts to him so he wants a repeat.
He looked sooo amazing. Where's that mineral deal btw?
the dollar went up one baht vs the thai baht...
It doesn't matter cause MAGA crowd doesn't follow up or ask for finer details. He just needs to post once on not-twitter that there's a deal and that's good enough for them to believe that they got a signed deal and billions of dollars are funneling into the US right now.
CHINA
DOES
NOT
HAVE
THE
CARDS
China has the most important cards - time and total control over its population. Trump needs to finish this quickly or it will become a political bloodbath.
Even the recipes are reddit spaced
China has been through worse. Xi has no accountability. People could starve in the streets and they wouldn't know it has to do with their leader making bad decisions.
I want this to happen so bad
I just shipped them one of my MTG decks they gonna rock with it I promise
Anyone else think that it's really gay for countries to complain about "bullying"?
Its funny Insectoids calling anyone anything.
They've got fat selling cheap shit and charging other countries to sell in their bug infested shit hole.
They steal anything, copy everything and are soulless sub human filth.
as an american, we've been saying this forever about libs, dems, trannies, spics, and niggers
maybe the chinks are actually alright
They're not playing cards
miggers lied again
big fucking shock
everyone's calling them out now
Both sides will be forced into a deal you dumb nigger. They're both trying to save face.
JUST CALL HIM ALREADY YOU ORANGE NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAA
sour cream
wtf?
Real talk: the damage is already done.
There will be a recession because Trump fucked up the economy by playing games like a retard. Even if Trump calls Xi next week and cancels all the tariffs, the orders have already been cancelled and the layoffs have already started. Trump will own this recession like no president ever has before.
a recession
No one will care or even feel a handful of trannies, women and DEI hires losing their do-nothing, overpaid, make-believe jobs. Everyone else is going to be just fine.
trumptards really got butthurt over social politics and decided to elect a buffoon whose going to crash the economy
At least they can say retard openly now
well worth it
Finger on the monkey’s paw curls and one year later everyone on the planet is calling them retards
The average American will vote for Satan himself, if Satan tells them he'll lower gas prices.
quotes themselves
WHY DO WE HAVE TO LIVE IN THE CRINGE REALITY
only 3
I don't think the Ukrainians have knocked out ALL of Russia's strategic bombers yet, there should still be some left in the far east bases facing Alaska
Those don't work
you're making the mistake of thinking that MAGA cares about literally anything
they have only 2 beliefs, 1. Trump is always right and 2. do whatever you can to fuck over people you don't like
Just a reminder that China subverted western nations by infiltrating their institutions, everything bad that is happening on the west and will happen is because kikes sold the west to china.
seems like kikes are the problem