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another low work week

went for a 1 hour walk earlier today

played so much League of Legends during work

I want to move out of my parents' house and get a more interesting job but I know this is the golden age.

It feels like this is the twilight of my bullshit job due to the potential of AI and the new layoff culture after interest rates of zero.

My body is a machine that turns an inflated salary into dogshit MOBA gameplay

Cheers to WFH. Although if i were you, i would invest my time into something cooler than vidya but you do you

I dont even work. I just chill at home

Don't waste time on vidya, instead watch hours of Jew conspiracy and flat earth videos on rumble. Then work on your homestead for an hour after lunch. I've got rabbits, chickens, sheep, and a garden. Ready for the apocalypse.

imagine commuting to work every fucking day
what a waste of life, time, and resources

i would invest my time into something cooler than vidya but you do you

i invest it into lolis

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Based. Im planning on making this once I get a good run up on some of my projects. Currently sitting at about 350k networth.
Chillin. Bout to have 2nd child.
Moving and then working on my homestead
I couldn't be bothered. I worked so hard for so many fuckin years being someone else's bitch. Never doing it again

On a car and just for work yes, something like a bike or walking though is fine.

Whats a good wfh job?

Enjoy it while it lasts because the way things are going, it’s all gonna come crashing down in the next 6-12 months.

At least cultivate enough respect for yourself to play dota

1.5 years of comfy WFH shenanigans here. Today I opened laptop at 7am and slept 3 more hours. Then took 1 hour lunch and watched few more episodes of One Piece (currently at Alabasta arc). Then 1 hour of work and some more chilling. Then closed the laptop and started the weekend.

T. Integrations specialist

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Feel the same way OP. Get a second wfh job while you still can, when the sun sets for us the night will be long.

how do i get an easy wfh job as a NEET?

WFH but low pay

Too comfy doing nothing to risk getting another WFH job that makes me work or go into an office sometimes

I suffer

i WFH but i have to go to "team on sites" across the country every quarter

what do you main? do you just leave the game if you get an unexpected work call?

Been working from home

First from Denver, then a bit from seattle before moving to southeast+east Asia. Compensation has ranged from $165k-300k/yr during that period.

Many days of smoking weed or smashing a chick during work, but also many heads down figuring something out.

Software engineering is low key not one of the best wfh jobs in terms of actually pulling off doing little to nothing, because it's ultimately a workhorse role.

Recommended new careers once I'm done with this trash?

Been working from home

since winter 2019*
What are y'alls job titles or business areas?

your wfh job isn't important if you can idle that long
my job is the defnition of idle, i write automation and make sure everything is automated
and i still have to put away multiple hours mininum a day
your job is not important or you're likely a very under peroforming employee if you do actually have a salary over 90K

my job is the defnition of idle, i write automation and make sure everything is automated

what do you automate?
deployment?
some sort of business process?

a lot of shit because my manager pushes new things on me every month
setting up ci cd projects to automate testing suites has been the past couple projects, setting them up from scratch isn't that big of a deal but dealing with these third party shitty APIs that don't even have the endpoints I need is the real shitty part
other than that, I write automated tests as well
Like playwright.

Anything programming

Anything programming

Whats a good wfh job?

that's a really common/expedient way to get INTO remote work, but I don't think it's a great (remote) job actually.
would rather be a remote proj/product/program manager or operate a biz remotely, but they are tougher roles to get in the first place as they're cushier with more women competing for them

Basically any office job man.

Sales, procurement, purchasing, Project/Program Management, HR, IT/Cyber, the list goes on. You really can do almost anything remotely, it's just whether or not the company is willing to provide with a laptop to work from home and the has the proper cyber security in place to make it safe.

I work hybrid for a defense contractor, and regularly work on stuff is that either is classified or has restricted access from home. But there really is no limit to work from home jobs.

im an accounting manager. when i have nothing to do, i have nothing to do. ive had 5/5 reviews for the past 3 years and was promoted to manager 1 year ago.

Sales is bad stay away
Procurement is great, you buy shit so the power dynamic is in your favour and you just need to get them to give you a good deal

t. WFH buyer for a multinational, been doing this for a decade. It's not a faang job but lots of downtime and very chill

How do you get started in that career? I'd love to transition out. I'm in clinical programming

How do you get started in that career?

Literally just apply. Procurement isn't something you need a specific degree for. It's just a supply chain job where you buy stuff or services from a company on behalf of an organization.

There are plenty of entry level jobs out there for it. At the place I'm at you don't even need a degree.

How much does it make? I might. I really enjoy programming but the clinical environment sucks and poos will get all the interesting jobs

Entry level is between 60k and 80k. I started at 70k in a LCOL area. It can easily scale up into low-mid six figures.

I wouldn't leave programming for it unless you're just a code monkey making pennies. Supply chain really isn't that hard man, but it is lucrative, easily transferable, and will always be there.

Literally just apply

yet another faggot that localized getting paid entirely within his kitchen

nobody can see it

50% of Anon Babble is larping faggots rehashing the Simpsons borealis skit.

NEET here, god bless you wfh'ers. Thanks for paying taxes. I hope you all have a lovely weekend.

I am too much of a pussy to try and find a fully remote job in this economy. I am content with my twice-a-week-onsite hybrid job.

Anon, what is this schizo babble you replied with?

I got a hybrid job at defense contractor by applying to it. It doesn't even pay that much. Why was that so hard to believe lol?

you fags still don't know we are wfh CHADS, not cucks.
if you're not a resident, you don't owe taxes, stupid little NEET

Lurk for 7 years before posting, faggot.

I'm being sincere. I was wfh for about a year and a half and it was amazing. I hope you all save lots of money and retire like me too.

Lurk for 7 years before posting, faggot.

I've been here for 13 years lmao

i was here 2 years before Anon Babble was created

lamow

uh huh, retired off your parents' income eh?

KEK, you do know you thanking us for "paying taxes" outed you already, why the damage control?

I can feel the SEETHE as you watch people living the life of your dreams KEK

I literally bang women all over the world on an american salary while you're trying to make a profit off of pokemon cards, you useless sack of shit.

thank you for being a loser so I can WIN. YOU FUCKING UNWORTHY FAGGOT.

Anon Babble isn't the only board on Anon Babble

Regardless my ID changed because I just went to the gym. Being here isn't an accomplishment. I've become indifferent to board quality because I'll post/lurk anyway. Have a good evening faggot.

Nah I bought bitcoin after the 2018 crash. Stacked for years and now I'm rich.
Yes I'm thanking you for paying taxes because I don't, I adjust my sales so I never pay a dime of taxes. But I still use public services so wagies are very important to me.
I hope you all also buy bitcoin and get rich and retire as well.

Yes I'm thanking you for paying taxes because I don't

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Imagine being such an incompetent faggot that you can't even properly lie as an anonymous anime poster on the internet that you think you can con people into believing you have the competence of holding a WFH job to retirement, or to make a 2018 bitcoin investment. The passive aggressiveness, jealousy and tranime posting together is just a work of art.

You're a NEET for a reason. You're not good for anything, not even lying online. Off yourself immediately NEET anime tranny.

If you can't even make it on an taiwanese basketweaving anime board, what makes you think you have what it takes to see through your investments? Just end it already.

Bro join me. Just buy and hold bitcoin. It's not too late, you can 2x if you just buy now and hold.

Does being a stay at home dad count as WFH?

Nope. NEETchad.

go back to Anon Babble you useless shithead
you being here speaks loudly of how salty you are you will never make the ranks of wfh chads.

High income
No taxes
Quite honestly, closes thing to heaven on Earth a retard like you can imagine. Yeah, it's better than you think :^)

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