I'm 28 years old. Please give me advice, Anon Babble.
I'm 28 years old. Please give me advice, Anon Babble
always sit down when using the toilet
Buy now and you won't be retaliated against
If you're white or South Korean, have kids.
If you're not, don't.
Buy
That's it
That's the advice
Sell in q3, q4 if you're feeling lucky
touch grass
You have to be a dealer's friend.
You have to haze the new guy.
give up
learn mandarin
Stand when shitting, sit when pissing.
would it be ethical to have kids given they'll likely never get a decent job and will have to deal with even greater mass immigration than we do now?
you think we still have a bull market left? I thought we were officially in a bear market.
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Shameless self check....CHECKED
We are in no way in a bear market, but a bear trap
This answer will get a disproportionate amount of seethe if it is noticed, but I implore you to look and find out for yourself, with the copious amounts of free data at your disposal, what bull-to-bear market inversions look like vs bull continuation drawdowns/corrections look like
Protip: it all moves in semi predictable cycles, and if you don't think so, you're focusing on the wrong metrics. Read the flows and you can more or less predict the market.
Protip bonus: high visibility investments *will* occasionally suffer from non advertised manipulation. This does not invalidate the market cycle overall
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get a job with a solid income
betting on stocks isn't the way to stability and happiness
Don't get a job. It fucking sucks
But PE ratios are already so high. Why do you think there is room for more sustained growth?
at what point can we declare this a bear market then? it's been a bear trap since late Nov-late Jan
what should I do with my spare income? i save half of everything. Idk if I'd buy a house though since my rent is really cheap in a quiet area and I think I missed out on the whole wife and kids thing so maybe there's no point
I'm 28 years old. Please give me advice, Anon Babble.
Are you American, European, Japanese, South Korean , Canadian or 'Other'
right now you should be buying gold and silver
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Im 28
70k $ lying around
still lives with parents
no gf
no friends
schizo
We are in no way in a bear market, but a bear trap
Because our growth is about to be material instead of artificial. The sheltered office drones posting here are as blind as can be. You have no idea the number of facilities that can be fixed up in >3mo time and how many small businesses are chomping at the bit to expand
t. tangential to manufacturing
The "bear market" was the last 2.5 years imo. Gains in that time reflect getting up to parity with the MASSIVE amount of inflation incurred during '21-22 (50% of ALL USD ever printed happened within the last 5 years). Plus, try not to get so caught up in the credentialism and overtaxonomization labelling everything in a nice neat bin. Start DCAing into things you believe have a use case (in my case, I genuinely believe in btc gongo way up) and never use leverage. When it goes up double digit% in a day, cash out like 5% and keep DCAing in. The hardest part for all investors is cashing out, because everybody wants the brass ring instead of a wall of ribbons
The sheltered office drones posting here are as blind as can be.
The "bear market" was the last 2.5 years imo.
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I'm one of the good people, heil hitler
what do you think of just stacking everything in a HYSA or T-bills? idk if I trust PMs, worried they'll tank too
same as me but living alone somewhere cheap. Can't stand living with others.
do you think it would be a mistake to stack cash right now and wait to buy btc until late next year? I want at least a 50% discount to start dca-ing. I'd go all in if its 80% down from ath.
being neutral on [politician] means you MUST be a supporter and I can strawman you into submission without even making an argument, heh
Know where I get my investment advice? The fucking chart. Turn off the TV you mindbroken ghoul
Next year will be either start with the blowoff top, or be well into the distribution after the blowoff top for btc. There might be more turmoil for q2, but I doubt you'll get many better buying opportunities. That's the trick with DCA. Don't try to time the bottom, just skim off the top when you're green.
never pass up sex with a girl 3 or above
I MEAN ON A 0-10 SCALE NOT AGE
3/10? Cmon man, that's depression tier. If you can't get someone at least average then stick to porn or pay for it.
Nice try Mohummad (PBUY)
never pass it up
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idk if I trust PMs, worried they'll tank too
Here in Europe pms get shilled media indirectly. Makes me wonder if we are heading a 1866 style deflation again with little to no new debts beeing handed out.
Probably just do the opposite of what mainstream boomer do and you will be fine. Because they will get financially slaughtered definitly. gl.
Life will get harder for each generation, but the point is that you live eternally through your blood and so long as your blood can remain pure and survive the Kali Yuga then you will reap the rewards and be reincarnated in a new golden age
deflation is good for PMs
Explain Kali Yuga, please.
Maybe check Great Depression gold & silver charts.