/smg/ - Stock Market General

so are tariffs still a thing? wtf is happening with that rn?

challenge accepted

roll sex

Dude at this point who is seriously still scared of crashes? The market will always recover in no time. Other than the great financial crisis, the dot.com bubble and then going all the way back to the great depression, when has a crash ever been anything more than just an amazing buying opportunity? When the market crashes, just buy the dip and wait a couple of days, weeks, months and you're back in the green. Even during those big boy crashes it was still a great buying opportunity, you just had to wait a couple of years rather than months to get back into the green.

Today is a bad morning, as I cannot sloorp anymore. Maybe I can shart tesla, that would cheer me up.

So you're saying sell?
Don't belittle me pls, I'm dealing with a few thousand in savings here.

I will be betting for circuit breakers again today

10% across-the-board

125% on CHAYNA

Why isn't EU opening soaring? The price is lower than yesterday close and that was before pause announcement?

Nevermind it did

Dammit, should have known that buying into the rush would be futile.

App crashes and won't log in anymore

Get notifications about my sale orders going through but can't check on them

Probably bought the top of the spike.

boughted the picotop ACCIDENTALLY

based

The EU markets went up after hours. The soaring already happened and I guess FOMO isn't as strong the day after the big pump now that the EU announced retaliatory tariffs on big tech.

Is it a good time to buy GOOG now?

She's mine

based and solstice-pilled

Get in

Already down 2% on all orders

LESSON LEARNED

Jewbinhood has volatility warnings on apple, is my call fucked?

Always wait for US open. Or at the very least don't FOMO in. Our volume is so small Americans consider us "pre-market".

Guess I'm betting on burgers pumping my bags. I don't have faith in a sustained pump since EU have retaliated and if Trump feels like it he might very well reapply the tariffs on us.
Just got to take this mistake and learn from it.

low-t europe cucked again with a shitty pump, how do you end up worse than you started when you're not even the catalyst.

Pump already fading

They’re going to be cancelled

We love to watch over here in Europe.

this market feels like playing strip poker with fat guys

did china sell the us bonds like in my dream

a lot of people getting the fuck out of the market now

the nips did

I don't believe this gay pump one bit, everyone still has 10% tariffs and China got them raised

3rd largest gain day in sp500 history

a few fags are selling

Yeah you cant really cure TDS

This dip really wasn't deep enough. If you're going to risk impeachment at least go all the way.

Why would anyone who decided to hold through the past week be getting out of the market now?

Based OP, I’d post flanfly if I wasn’t on mobile.

I mean after that

Ah, I should have slurped RHM. It's the premiere meme stock of Europe now.

Yeah because getting out while nothing has changed fundamentally is such a bad idea. It's not like Trump hasn't imposed 10% tariffs on everyone and everything and a trade war between China and the US doesn't seem to go anywhere anytime soon.

futas being one one percent down when we're not recovered to pre-liberation day is not ieal

Fading hard now

i own 810 shares of CRWD
2300 shares of SOXL
and 10 SOXL calls @ 20 dated for 2027

What's the poor man's short? Turbos?

Today will trace at least half of the pump

Fuck i shouldve bought a 0tde straddle at close

Post portfolio or didn't happen

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TRUMP SAID IT WAS TIME TO BUY

Why Is The Forest Quiet

I will only admit that Trump is a retard if he takes back Chinese tariffs until then I am Full Trump Defense Force. I truly think he is seriously doing it and saving the entire Western World.

What is it with Americans and trying to fuck over China? Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap others.

I'm like a rabbit in the middle of the road, caught illuminated by a car. With cash.
I just don't know what to do.

Invest in international equities. I'm buying country/region specific ETFs (Europe, Brazil, South Korea, China and Japan).

Sentiment is much more important than material at this point. There is no rule of law in the US stock market, he literally told people to buy like it was a shitcoin. There are still 10% tariffs at the lowest, there are still 25% tariffs on mexico and canada. There is a 100% tariff on china. It was a short squeeze, and I think people will take the opportunity to sell and/or hedge to wait out and see if he does anything crazy

not financal advice but I might be blowing up my portfolio with calls soon

Cash and Gold. Get out of equities

so today ends comfortably red right?

you got tired of winning i suppose

You sound like a moron just so you know zoom zoom. Think before you speak. In real news I'm up big on my UPRO scalps but will it last?

bart incoming today

lol can't wait to come back to this thread in 6 hours to read panican and preddit cope

I'm up big from the 2022 run but I dont know what to do now. I wanted to stay in long term but orange guy is going insaneo
Probably not. This is going to be a choppy market year for sure

i have my answer

REDDIT SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL REDDIT

they thought today would be green after. 11% runup

Holy shit these 1pbtid newfags? Its "deer in a headlights" not an illuminated rabbit you autistic spaz

you just got tired of winning i suppose?

You're retarded too

US premarket doesnt look good, bros

Obvious short squeeze. The question is what is the support at. 5000? I think we test 4500 by june

Tweet something donald, make line go up

Should I invest in BTU ? Trump likes coal

You're retarded too

Yea apparently everybody is according to you lol. Doesnt mean much.

I missed out on 20k in unrealised gains on Monday for not closing my shorts. I'm still up but feel like shit

You could have bought Bitcoin in 2011 and became a billionaire too. There's no fucking use worrying about missed trades. Snap out of it.

You're retarded too

damn you should think about committing sudoku anon...

Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap others

realistically I can understand kneecapping another country to get ahead or whatever, but he also kicking everyone else in the balls and undermining the USD and the US as a whole. Anyone with any amount of power and/or leverage is already looking into alternatives (no not building plants in the US you cocksucking bbc obsessed mutts)

You could have bought Bitcoin in 2011 and became a billionaire

Fuck I really should just rope

This is always either boring or completely unpredictable, I have my cash. going back to Anon Babble until something happens, peac

OpenAI has filed a countersuit against Elon Musk, accusing him of deliberately disrupting the company's operations through media attacks, inciting followers, and false acquisition attempts. The lawsuit seeks a federal judge's intervention to prevent Musk from engaging in further illegal and unfair actions against OpenAI, including media attacks and malicious publicity.

Previously, Musk had sued OpenAI and its CEO Sam Altman, alleging that OpenAI initially invited him to fund a nonprofit AI research organization aimed at benefiting humanity, but has since shifted its focus to profit.

bought leveraged Nasdaq shorts yesterday

portfolio is 95% EU

A good day to you all, fine gentlemen

Hmm
Don't think Tesla's price will be affected by this

Someone's gotta say it bc your all fart sniffing fag's chasing each others tails
You're going to watch a circuit breaker trigger while having no position. Keep spectating while I day trade news and trends

FOMO into EU like a retard and lose some money there

My shorts on Tesla and Apple doing better

Was I always meant to be a bear? Is the bull life not for me?

Checked

Things have been happening. Money laying fallow does not grow.

This is the most intelligent thing I've read on Anon Babble in the last 5 years.

Jerome powell only has 1 year left. Then donnie tardo is going to fuck over everything with rate cuts

can't buy US/CAN ETFs because of EU laws

Come the fuck on

what goes up must come down anon, simple as..
big brain bobos understand this

You can buy options on them though

markets are just waiting for the next pump call from POTUS stay strong patriots

I wonder if my broker allows that
I'll look into it

The Great depression trifecta

rampant and leveraged speculation on margin

tariffs

counterproductive central bank policy

MY POLYORANGE FRIEND
HE'S GONNA GET ME IN BIG MESS OF TROUBLE AGAIIIIIN

mfw slapping down puts on WMT

I don't care how irrational and retarded the market is, they need that Chinaslop more than any other business right now and they're about to get fucked hard by the long arm of reality.

Isnt IV too high for puts to be good at all

implying this anon know what IV is

The IV30 at 86% is terrible, yeah, but I'm doing it at a minor loss at worst, it's more to stroke my ego. I also have myself covered on KR and BYND, I especially don't understand why the IV is so low on those vegan meat fuckers.

futures

I'm going back to play Death Stranding, you guys. We're gonna dump today.

Correct me if im wrong, does iv even matter if you sell the option quickly? You buy expensive and sell expensive too anyway

eastern news outlets are laughing at US' 36 trillion debt

fun at open anon

Lmao I forget what year it was, probably 2023, I wrote puts on BYND with like a $12 strike and just narrowly avoided losing my ass.

Wait until mutts see the futures.

Rumors of prosperity are exactly that. The stocks are worth nothing.

explain to me how algos are dealing with this absolute retardation? It can not possibly be baked in, you know? What fucking precepts are there for a market ruled by retarded twitter posting by the potus?

But watching everybody pretend they're making a small amount of money here and there is funny. You're all poking a dead horse, America will just have to admit it won't pay back bonds.

afaik a lot of algos just entirely stop trading in serious shit shows

Thank you anon, I needed this. I have had some time of reflection and there are no such things as easy money, you need to go through tough periods before you are rewarded.

That's not how it works at all, the market is reactionary yes, but the value generation of the stocks is at 0. The stocks don't make money anymore. The industries don't make money.

The stocks price will head to the abyss, while the idiots waste their time and money trying to buy a new candlestick.

Realistically what could cause sp to pump right now?

People buying it

Trump dying of heart attack

i lust for the bottom
us government nationalisation of all listed companies

0% tariffs, trump saying he changed his mind, then tell everyone to sell, then 100% tariffs the next day.

xi jinping accepting a meeting with trump (not happening for a month at least)

If you want another dump then pump, do the same changing my mind thing last day with banks.

Just say banks aren't allowed to give loans more than a certain amount. Instant death of banks.
Buy Buy Buy.

Changed my mind hehe.

Sell Sell Sell

Selling the bottom was worth the banter lads

Previously, Musk had sued OpenAI and its CEO Sam Altman, alleging that OpenAI initially invited him to fund a nonprofit AI research organization aimed at benefiting humanity, but has since shifted its focus to profit

Isn't this exactly what happened?
Elon's offer was fair considering all the bullshit Sam talks about openAI.

Let's not pretend a fake tweet anytime in that month wouldn't make the market rally anyway. Now make that multiple tweets.

Factories! Without input production, without supply chains, with 100% tariffs, at 25 dollars an hour with 5% interest rates, localised entirely within your country?

Yes

...May I see them?

No

They aren´t tweets dumbfuck, they´re TRUTHS!

In it for the long haul on these.

yes it does because gaining IV is how you make your money on steep moves. If IV is already high then it's less money unless you hit gamma at the money

Do you just set a limit order preemptively? I noticed my options spike in value at jumps but im too slow to capitalize on it

How do I stop losing money on this shit

if youre short term you definitely should have a profit taking limit order ready, however stops do not work and you will be gapped down so dont rely on those to protect your downside.

I tend to be long term (6 month minimum target) so I dont really need it and sell based on how my sentiment is.

do opposite of what i'm doing

sell during greed buy during fear, are you new

it looks like Gold is the only true safe haven. I kneel.

How do we tell him...?

It's still fear right? Right?

half of the pump erased now in Europe

probably closer to neutral with ongoing turbulence. not much point in measuring pre market

I just don't know what to do.

Trump will tweet out what you should do. He just told you to buy yesterday and then he pumped the market. It’s not that hard.

there are still people on Anon Babble smg who care about the tariffs

here, the maestro has spoken, calm down TDS pussies
youtube.com/watch?v=KA6rWA1OQnw&t=717s

those digits

I was fucking WORKING yesterday. Stop justifying this crap. The 90 days announcement should've been when markets are closed. Companies release their earnings when the markets are closed for a fucking reason.

buy whenever you see large numbers of smug bears
sell whenever you see large numbers of smug Anon Babble tourists

So get notifications for Trump tweets then when he says buy, go take a shit and buy something.

How the fuck has the US stock market turned into a literal Bogdanoff tier shitcoin market?

HE SOLD HIS APPLE STOCK? LOAD THE TRUMP TWEET THAT MENTIONS APPLE, THEM PUMP

HE BOUGHT? INCREASE THE TARIFFS ON US GOODS TO CHINA AND DUMP IT AGAIN?

HE PANIC SOLD IT ALL? GOOD, NOW REMOVE ALL TARIFFS FOR 90 DAYS, MOON IT

This should not be fucking legal, billions of dollars being decided by a few retards in power not even doing anything, just by tweeting bullshit

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED

By actually identifying risks when you purchase stocks.

How established is the company?

How widespread is it?

Is it growing at a decent pace? If not, is it innovating?

What are the angel investors looking at?

Does it risk alienating consumer bases?

What is volatility sitting at?

etc.

Most retail investors don't fuck with puts and calls for a reason, it's essentially gambling with an educated guess if you don't have any insider info. If you want to make money, diversify and long stocks. Most importantly, don't worry if you don't get the tippy top when you do sell, just make sure you buy when the market isn't getting pumped and dumped like a cheap whore like it is now. Bad days and volatility is ahead for the long haul and it's only going to get worse. Also, buying stocks two - three days after a war kicks off is usually a good call.

he longed AND shorted?

crab it

There is a part of me that does find it somewhat hilarious because I'm not American and I haven't been trading for a while, but at the end of the day I feel bad for the anons here who are getting anally raped by obvious market manipulation

What part of “Clown Market” did you not understand?

Where there are Bears, I slay them.

Where there are Bulls, I slay them.

Mine is the Way of the Crab.

he hasn't embraced clown market

do you hate money?

Just buy and hold.

what if he just says fuck it and makes a play to take out the us.
he's old now and his legacy so far has just been 'competent administrator'. there's no greatness in that.

Buy high sell low

The moment i buy shit starts to dump, for a month now, am i in the Truman Show?

Wait for it to dump hard first

Today he will tweet about successful talks with Russia, screencap this.
Considering Russia's past behaviour it is very doubtful whether this can be trusted.

Carcinization it is the way

I did on Monday. It dumped even harder.

damn I got burnt for the first time in a week. I was short yesterday and overnight. Lost some gains I had made in the last few days
I'm not closing yet though ... doubling down on shorts

goys are noticing the pattern and playing contrarian now

the next dump is going to be the biggest bull trap ever.

The situation is still objectively worse than before Liberation Day.

China mad

125% tax on any inputs from China into US supply chain

Europe still seething and will not let this go

Trump insulted every country in the world by saying "they call me and they're kissing my ass"

largest scampump in recent history, your guess as to what insider trading was done

the plan of bringing down bond yields, and government debt interest payments, has been disrupted

rip

talks with russia have pretty much halted after trump was unable to strongarm ukraine into anything

lmao

Cashed out most of my SP500 today, still have 4k that I invested a few weeks ago that are 500$ in the red, if they break-even I'll cashed them out as well.
I'd honestly rather invest in some of my europoorean government bonds and lose a little bit to inflation than be a part of this lunacy

m.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

this playlist in the op is missing a vid, any idea what it was?

Yeah but there are US-Russia talks scheduled for today, in Turkey. Some tweets may emerge from that.

He was always a scumbag but also a smart guy and a pretty good teacher, slobbering all over Teflon Dons cock and doing damage control for him made me lose any respect I had for this autistic lizard.

So whats the play, a long term straddle on sp500?

Ukraine tried to goad Trump again today by claiming the two mercenaries from China that they captured were Chinese military.

Monday everyone expected a crash, pretty much just crabbed the entire day

Tuesday people didn't expect it to crash, it did

Wednesday everyone predicted the end times, trump backed out of tariffs and stocks mooned

Now it's Thursday and nobodies expecting it to crash
I'm predicting a crash

I'm predicting a crash

So it's going to crab?

same

Just went short on NASDAQ, now praying.

If this isnt max stupid, nothing is

should i buy 515p market open 0DTE SPY?

shoulf i

China news are laughing at Americans

Chinese earn 100, puts 50 in the bank

Americans earn 100, spends 95, put 5 in the bank

Americans don't have the deep pockets to sustain this schizophrenia

Trump will fold in 2 months

Too late
We're moving towards a 24/7 trading reality

Some tweets may emerge from that

oh so we dumping today

I'm sure a lot of investors are like me, I cashed out when trump started going full retard and am holding GBP at ~5% and BTC. Euros are good too.

I won't trust you guys with my money again for a while.

I geninely don't see how it can be up in two months time

Imagine how it will trade for the next 90 days. Either by retarded tweets (TRUTHS), either by fake tweets, either by insiders tweets.
Either way, it's all fucking tweets. What a great time to be alive (not).

what the euroids doing?

laughing at getting away with retaliation tariffs because don got spooked

Let me guess, futas are pumping

Chillin'
Manufacturin'

Wininig over america

Wininig

What is it with Americans and trying to fuck over China? Just let them be and focus on your own country instead of trying to kneecap others.

china is a bunch of liars, cheaters, and thieves and they are a threat
It's the cold war 2.0
Russia and china must be defeated. It turns out world peace is a meme, and has always been a meme.

Is really tempting...i mean ihave enough cash...w-why shuldnt i....

That would suck ass.

>Factories! Without input production, without supply chains, with 100% tariffs, at 25 dollars an hour with 5% interest rates, localised entirely within your country?

>Yes

>...May I see them?

>No

america has to build up more heavy industry, to prepare for world war 3, and no we can't outsource that shit to mexico or even worse vietnam as an alternative to CHYNUH
I think you'll notice we already have the most powerful military technology, and military in the world. And most of that stuff is produced in america
It's not complicated

Risk or something idk

I honestly dont get why the market is rejoicing that trump delayed tariffs by 90 days. He's still putting them. They're hoping that he... just won't do it? Is that really it?

Money out of this circus.
Watching from the sidelines.

How do I stop losing money on this shit

very simple. Become a boring boglehead
Buy voo and don't sell for 20 years. dollar cost average and you are guaranteed to make money, and beat 95% of all investors.
If you think you're in the top 5% of investors, then go and play with some small part of your portfolio. Like 10%, 20% something like that. That's your gambling money
The rest should just be in a SNP500 index fund. Simple as

Has it been proven wrong so far?

He folded once he can fold twice

This should not be fucking legal, billions of dollars being decided by a few retards in power not even doing anything, just by tweeting bullshit

The president, who has uniltateral authority to decide tariffs (in this circumstance) is announcing policy on tariffs
This is actually "doing something", not just idle tweets

How does tariffing textiles from vietnam at 57% help on-shore heavy industry?

Well yeah, basically tariffs doesn't mean anything since they go on and off whenever tardie throw a tantrum. No one can trust the US government anymore.

>China mad

% tax on any inputs from China into US supply chain

>Europe still seething and will not let this go

It's glorious, isn't it?
All the people I hate are mad. They will learn to bend the knee

*eglin chair force has joined the chat*

That all sounds like communism to me. Just buy what the dear leader and his sons tweet about

Gaining value over dollar atm

little donnie already bent one knee
he will get down on the other and suck for dear life next

The markets banking on drumpf eventually capitulating which seems more and more likely the more time passes. The china taxes alone won't be enough to completely crash the market

China news are laughing at Americans

>Chinese earn 100, puts 50 in the bank

>Americans earn 100, spends 95, put 5 in the bank

>Americans don't have the deep pockets to sustain this schizophrenia

>Trump will fold in 2 months

china is one of the most leveraged economies in the entire world, and just built more housing than twice the population of china needs
that's like an extra billion units
Yeah, I'm sure the juiced up post communist shithole entirely dependent on outside trade for food, water, energy, and also their you know... economy.... will be able to weather the storm
Chinkland is a paper tiger. I thought this was common knowledge?

Well, turns out it wa a dead cat bounce. Were goin down 50% this week. Its over.

boomer propaganda brain

It is just a classic Thucydides trap, you don't have to go all demented about it.

A fucking fake tweet pumped the market by millions of dollars literally a few days ago, nobody can convince me this is a good thing

Thoughts on:
Jpm
Costco
Walmart
Visa
Mastercard
McDonalds

How does tariffing textiles from vietnam at 57% help on-shore heavy industry?

In the age of modern navies, in order to cut costs, the pentagon has announced a bold new initiative:
Drone based robo-sail boats.
Yes, america has re entered the age of sailing folks. And our new (old) sail boats will be the best ships of the line ever made, with long range anti ship missiles, radar arrays powered by coal boiler engines that can operate for 10 minutes each day, and a range measured in... well fuck magellan got across the whole world at least he crew did eventually even though he died?
Yeah our new sail drones can circumnavigate the globe.

Chinkland is a paper tiger

Looks like trump have more in common with them than we tought. They both can fold.

McDonalds will be fine, they're the premier goyslop meal worldwide

china news said yesterday NYSE was a bounce and more bobo is on the menu

they are right

their news is so much better than ours

Jpm

Uncertainty bad

Costco

China tariffs bad

Walmart

China tariffs bad

Visa

Uncertainty bad

Mastercard

Uncertainty bad

McDonalds

High rates bad

>boomer propaganda brain

It is just a classic Thucydides trap, you don't have to go all demented about it.

communism is evil, and retarded. This is not too hard to figure out, unless you forget the millions of people who died

Trump likes McDonald's and im sure he will except them from tariffs at sone point togheter with other companies

BREAKING: EU to pause counter-tariffs on US for 90 days

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Walmart will be OK. They sell chinkshit in the "non food" section but these purchases are non-essential, and can be postponed. Groceries are made in the US and will continue selling without disruption.

That is good for Eu

jpm

will survive any downturn and become bigger

cost

bit inflated valuation

wmt

same as costco

v

pricey in pe but they print money and have 15T in transactions world wide

ma

same as visa i guess

mcd

the king of goy slop will be around for ages

EU rubbing it in that they reciprocated without consequences, and USA folded first.

Fuck what? do you want tradewar?

That is good for Eu

but it's bad for the faggot bears in this thread who are hoping for a collapse

Earnings forecasts cratering due to tariff uncertainty

EU applying the bestseller's advice I see

made a few hundred bucks from amazon by buying after the announcement and selling right before closure during the final pump, now I'm waiting for the dollar to go up during market opening to convert it back into euros and then back to sitting and waiting to strike

Pathetic. 10% tariffs are still being applied, plus auto and steel tariffs.

EU cucked and caved

art of the deal?

the euros don't really know how to stand up for themselves
They are reflexively self hating. Oikophobes! As they call it. Not good! Many such cases
Don't worry. We will teach them to be proper patriots for their countries
Nothing unifies a group like an external threat

Nooooo it was supposed to be a heckin crash! Fuck drrrumpffff

/ptg/ bros, we won. we fucking won.

thank you
this was the pump i needed
i hope it opens green so i can short with less risk

well donald still cucked first becuz japan dumped some bonds and bessent's gaping sodomite asshole leaked

/ptg/ bros, we won. we fucking won.

to all the europeans in the chat, you can send your women over as tribute to accept big american cock (no uggos or fatties, please!)
And we can wrap all this up quickly. Your women will be bred with superior american genes, and all with be right with the world

well donald still cucked first becuz japan dumped some bonds and bessent's gaping sodomite asshole leaked

I honestly thought it was china dumping US bonds. Is there any source it was japan specifically? I thought it was cause unknown and faggots were posting hot takes

Laughing at america but also angry that I still need a 4% pump to exit the market in the green

So donnys plan was to crash thr market, now he will pump it for a while, then hes gonna crash again

All the yuro shitposting made me laugh

war going on in their continent

cry about it

don’t increase defense spending

don’t actually do anything

cry about tariffs

yuros in /smg/ shit up the general

cuck out

Poetry
Fuck europe

green + red = green, be careful, a lot of anons lost a lot of money shorting yesterday, I for once I'm glad to be a europoor that's not allowed to do those types of trades or else I would have lost at least a 1000 bucks

migatroons scares and confuses me

>don’t increase defense spending

>don’t actually do anything

retarded gaslighting nigger.
EU, Japan and China put the US in its place yesterday.

WE CAN'T LET TRUMP WIN

that's because your leaders are beautiful and ours are weak

Now is the time to buy China stocks. Baidu at a trailing and forward PE of 8 with a 0.77 price to book ratio, EV/EBITDA at 2.96. Pure insanity, never seen a discount like this. It's like 50% upside for free, you just have to load up.

they're showing funny charts on the news kek

big beautiful coal miner.. I kneel

Aren’t these the countermeasures for Lid Day tariffs and the ones which kicked in yesterday are still in play?

may as well invest into venezuela real state next, north korea even

BIDU? looks like it's been on a straight downtrend since 2021
any catalysts to send it?

for once I'm glad to be a europoor that's not allowed to do those types of trades or else I would have lost at least a 1000 bucks

We yuropoors have CFDs for this kind of thing. I made around $5000 going short over the past week.

>>don’t increase defense spending

>>don’t actually do anything

retarded gaslighting nigger.

EU, Japan and China put the US in its place yesterday.

um akshually, 75 million countries are begging for a deal, which will be simple easy, and totally not drag out as various bad actors try fuckery against uncle sam
And the whole world is united against CHYNA.
So it's simple. Art of the deal eurofags, art of the deal. simple as that
I'm enjoying my Trump Steaks(tm) right now as we speak

dat Chinese amortized cost

good fucking going, Trump

Strong chewy steaks

retarded gaslighting nigger.

Sorry, bud. Spending a couple of bucks to write epic maymays on artillery shells destined for making a crater in an empty field is not helping ukraine lmao

I don't think my broker allows it without proving I've worked in a bank for at least a year, not like I would do it after monday and yesterday, they were a bloodbath

Now is the time to buy China stocks. Baidu at a trailing and forward PE of 8 with a 0.77 price to book ratio, EV/EBITDA at 2.96. Pure insanity, never seen a discount like this. It's like 50% upside for free, you just have to load up.

I wouldn't invest in china if I were you. They're gonna lose world war 3, and BIGLY
Not sure how much money those factories are gonna make when they're bombed out husks of buildings
but this is more of a long term prediction. The chink stock market will probably go up and down a lot in the coming days.

ACTCHUALLY

Strong chewy steaks

made with beautiful and strong american beef, not like the french steaks which are WEAK meat. Not good folks. Not good!

this thing is going to bart down like the shitcoin it's become

they even say big, beautiful, all-american beef can cure black lung. can anyone confirm? Me and my son have it rough, ever since osha was dismantled our coql mine doesn't have ventilation...

Has anyone created a bot to scrape the sentiment of retail on /smg/ and wsb, make trades against this sentiment. I am pretty sure it will be profitable

they even say big, beautiful, all-american beef can cure black lung. can anyone confirm? Me and my son have it rough, ever since osha was dismantled our coql mine doesn't have ventilation...

I only eat raw american elk steaks that I hunted with my bow, just like joe rogan
Mostly just eat elk now, and bear. Vegetables? No, carnivore diet, just like uncle joe
What could go wrong?
Also, weed probably cures cancer. same with DMT. As long as it's american, though

or maybe red don will truth social he's going to drop the tariffs on china (as a joke) 2 hours before closure and you will lose all your money, be conservative during crazy times

don’t increase defense spending

ec.europa.eu/commission/presscorner/detail/en/statement_25_673
greekreporter.com/2025/04/03/greece-achilles-shield-defense-program/
edition.cnn.com/2025/03/23/europe/germany-military-investment-intl/index.html
... and just about every country in the EU is massively increasing defence spending similar to these. it's baffling you'd say something so retarded that can be disproven by a simple google search.

I been checking Japanese news and there is no source or anybody taking credit in Japan. I feel like Wall Street minions in the news are just falsely claiming Japan did it when it was actually China because they are afraid Trump is going to punish China even more

Europoors can trade puts on ikbr

I still lost 250 dollars yesterday

Why is SPY up?

no shorting as a europoor

What are you on about? There are enough inverse ETNs traded on european markets. And you can still trade options on the non-tradeable etfs. Needless to say, I lost a 1000 bucks

This kind of delusion is why chinkstocks are so juicy right now. BYD is trading at a PE of 24 with revenue and profit increasing by 30% y/y. Meanwhile TSLA has a PE ratio of 120 with sales tanking lol. Absolute clown market.

just go inverse inverse kramer and you're 90% there

I think I just found my first grey hair

Its down 3%

be conservative during crazy times

these are unironically the best times to make money, especially if you're a poorfag

As I said, we're way too slow and bureaucratic to follow the orange retard daily meltdowns and it may ironically be the best path for us.
The art of doing (something so slow) nothing.

I been checking Japanese news and there is no source or anybody taking credit in Japan. I feel like Wall Street minions in the news are just falsely claiming Japan did it when it was actually China because they are afraid Trump is going to punish China even more

hmm interesting take
Yeah I don't know if there's any evidence japan specifically did it
Most of the hot takes have been utterly retarded open mouthed stupor
"Gosh, the bonds are sure going in a weird direction... but, shouldn't it go the other way?????"
No one knows
So I'm guessing china trying to offload some american treasuries because they think america might use it against them. Either fully stop paying the interest or even refuse to redeem the par value. Or just nuke them and declare those treasuries invalid

Trump also straight up told the chinks to get their money out of the american stock market on feb 19th, right before the crash started. No one picked up on that, or even has any explanation as for why the sell off began on that date
But maybe I'm falling into

Is chinkland responsible of ALL of america's economic woes? The answer to this question, and more on how CHYNA IS THE ENEMY, tonight on Primetime News at Nine.

Even I have self awareness to spot that, even though yeah china is the enemy and we need to destroy them, as well as russia and all of america's enemies, cuz... duh

reduced ad spending let to the downtrend, but they are still making lots of money (EPS $9.03 in 2024) and are sitting on like $11 billion in cash. they are also the biggest player in AI and have lots of growth in that sector.

top kek, when there is a world war 3, all markets will go down like 95% since the global economy would implode, making BIDU 5-8% of my portfolio is not really a risk. The US needs China, China needs the US, and they both know this.

even after passing their exam they ask me to upload proofs I'm a professional™ investor, which I am not, and even if I were, I can't be arsed to do, I'm just gonna wait for the bottom during the recession and go all in, in the meantime I may try to farm some dividends and jump in during local dips

statements

Meanwhile, ukraine is losing

IBKR is shit if you're poor, you can't even trade basic options strategies without $100k to open a margin account
if you're below that saxobank might be better, they let you trade without margin

when there is a world war 3, all markets will go down like 95% since the global economy would implode, making BIDU 5-8% of my portfolio is not really a risk.

good point, and yes the markets did get wrecked during ww1 and 2, but uh... chinkland won't recover so good. They will be far more damaged on account of losing BIGLY
but maybe buying after will be good? That was true of germany and japland after ww2 ironically enough.

The US needs China, China needs the US, and they both know this.

yes, which is why we need to decouple
This trade war is dress rehearsal for ww3.

or lose everything

Use trading 212

What a legend.

finance.yahoo.com/news/factbox-intel-ceo-lip-bu-100747010.html

lose everything

not if your risk is defined
you can easily make $1000 with $200 risk if orange man tweets in your direction

lmao okay buddy

Well, now that George Edward Glass got confirmed as US Ambassador to Japan yesterday, we will likely find out if Japan was the culprit this week since George Glass is a famous China hater who successfully forced Portugal to reduce Chinese investment in their country. George Glass will report back to Trump about any Japanese shenanigans.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Edward_Glass

USA is not going to war with China. I know it's fun to think about, but let's be serious. They're terrified of war of Iran and Russia who are much weaker than China.

It is highly suspicious that the Jap selloff “evidence” is word from a Fox News highly pro Trump source, and is framing it as “listen take it from me, I’m a MAGA guy but…”, now that I think about it

wanted to open an account with them last week, may do so in the weekend
yes, that's what being conservative means, play with only a small portion of your money, don't dump all of it into the casino like a lot of anons did yesterday

back to the same old shit I guess
nothing ever happens

They're terrified of war of Iran and Russia

Were directly attacking and killing Iranian proxies, Europe, on the other hand, is still taking Russian gas
LMAO

don't dump all of it into the casino like a lot of anons did yesterday

do people actually do this?

Japan historically has a conservative, hoarding personality, so they are more likely to do nothing in unusual situations

ww3 fantasies

200k-300k US troops vs 1million+ on their home turf
no industrial base at home to resupply
cut off from critical minerals supply chain
all regional partner bases are within hypersonic missile range
regional partners hate your guts and don't want you to shit up the region
no western allies backing you up
the speculated 2025 date is a fantasy
it's not happening
even drunkhegseth knows US will get their teeth kicked in kekkkkkk

have you thanked Mr. Trump for saving the economy today?

people like to yolo, especially when it looks like you can't lose, I hope these last 3 days taught anons to not put all their eggs in one basket, felt bad to see all the kmsposting even if most of it was probably larping

I usually don't thank the thief just because he returned the goods he stole from me.

food analogy

You lost lol

Why is nothing happening

wtf did they actually shoot a baby hippo in chicago?!

it was a commie baby hippo

Yes

mumus are hangover from yesterday, so at least I can make some money back

CPI IN 5 MINUTES
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isn't it in 1 hour?

predictions for today

open at 3% lower and then snibba

CPI IN 1 HOUR
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CPI IN 1 HOUR
CPI IN 1 HOUR

You're going to get heemed

From Reuters

There was also some concern that China could offload U.S. Treasuries, something that would take time to show up in official numbers. China is the second-biggest foreign holder of U.S. government debt after Japan, holding almost $761 billion of bonds in January.

I’m curious to see when it comes out who was selling, how we get access to that info and when exactly I don’t know

about to find out how red it can get

Crab season

China owns more than that, it's well known they're proxy-buying through Belgium. Caiman Islands and Luxembourg should also be obvious proxies.

just smack my bitch up

I hope some nerd at Bloomberg is going to do a piece on this when the data comes out

Alright fellas we feeling bullish or bearish today?

Yet some random boomer at Fox News blames it on Japan with no proof

It was hedge funds offloading treasuries from the treasuries basis trade worth trillions. Usually a safe play hence the popularity among hedge funds but when treasuries rise so do the losses for hedge funds. Hedge fund managers like Jamie Dimon pressured Trump to cut tariffs yesterday and why Trump said the bond market is doing well. China can't offload billions in treasuries in a short timeframe

Noone knows, we opened with a fat - 3% though
I shoulve sold my calls at close, I shouldve suspected the pump will fade

the tariffs are just a fiddle being played by trump before his second greatest rugpull happens

bullish
euro counter-tariff pause is a big deal
china still up in the air, but unless something crazy comes out from them, there's no reason for us not to have a smoother day
pump will NOT be as strong as yesterday though
friday a tossup

upward snibs

obama

We've still got bulls unslaughtered I see. Way down we go then.

I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top

So called "free marketeers" ameritards right now kek

wtf, is that real?

futures

Lads, are we dumping today?

everyone thinks everything is back to normal now so the next stage is despair

Do I sell is the bloodbath today?

Is it actually possible to predict where sp500 will go without being delusionally bullish or bearish

Nope, can literally turn on a dime now

I went by this chart while doing degen 0pte's and i've been up a big amount since a month ago. It's not perfect but there's a good chance today is still bullish.

Guys, think about it, if "Liberation Day" had just been to create the current state (China 100+ % tariff, Global 10% tariff, fuck knows what other tarrifs with Canada/Mexico/Cars/Steel/Pharma) do you think SPY would be trading at ~5500??

I'm not even a bear I just cashed out recently because this is insane.

Nobody consistently makes money except hodlers, so the best answer is that it is fundamentally bullish

This has been absolutely fucked presently because of constantly developments during market hours, do not use this right now

i made plenty money on monday playing the dip
i'm a swingy

The world’s richest people added $304 billion to their combined net worth, the largest one-day gain in the history of the Bloomberg Billionaires Index, after Trump pledged to pause tariffs for some countries

This is a meme for newfags. As long as you don't flip flop like that orange retard on every 1h candle, you'll be fine buying the obvious dips and selling the obvious exit pumps like that one yesterday.

Trump's presidency is just going to be a gigantic wealth transfer, isn't it?

uh oh commies are seething

Makes sense

t newfag

watching chinese news with ai translation is pretty funny and raw
whole asia region is pissed
aussies are gonna side with china
that alone is world's ~40 gdp vs 25
throw in the rando SEA countries that's 50-60%
US thinking the rest will side with US is fantasy grade copium

commies want the Big Beautiful Coal (clean), sweatshops and People's Liberation Day™ Party to America, these guys just want to have normalcy so their bets can make more sense

Australia will cuck out hard if it wants its subs.
If it ever gets them, that is.

what do I buy?

I dont know if my broker app is bugged or wtf is with this volatility, 5 point moves a second

If TSLA goes up more than 5% today I will short it, trust

why would anyone side with a country retarded enough to do explicit shakedowns of everyone in the world at the same time when their opposition only does it individually and implicitly over a long period of time

poomp is coming, trust the plan.

The aussies won't side with China, no matter how much it hurts them. They'll get couped again

it reminds me of Brits thinking the old empire would open their doors to them post brexit.
utter lunacy

Rofl was it really that bad? It's all crashing straight down.

as for EU:

nitter.poast.org/vonderleyen/status/1910278392349327628#m

We took note of the announcement by President Trump.

We want to give negotiations a chance.

While finalising the adoption of the EU countermeasures that saw strong support from our Member States, we will put them on hold for 90 days.

If negotiations are not satisfactory, our countermeasures will kick in.

Preparatory work on further countermeasures continues.

As I have said before, all options remain on the table.

doesn't sound like bending the knee to me.

Cpi cold, what do today bobos?

We’re going to get a retarded pump because US consumption didn’t retroactively collapse in March after tariffs in April aren’t we

Nvm we already did lol

all indicators are delayed in some fashion

in other news, water is wet
do you really expect a market reaction from data that hasn't materialized yet?

This gay and fake pump triggered my Tesla short stop loss. I don't want to buy in again immediately so going to ride my Apple one instead.

Thats a tight stop loss

A bit skittish now with how you never know Trump might blow your balls off. It was a break-even stop loss so not like I lost anything on it, still irritating.

When did we uninvert?
Contango all I every wanted
Contango all I ever needed

so what are the predictions for today? personally, i'm thinking it's gonna crab, maybe close on -0.1% or something like that.

I don’t expect anything at all

After the collective retardation that the market displayed these past few days? Yes, definitely yes.

Could someone kindly post the market direction chart?

new bread