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Trump told me to buy the dip but I didn't listen edition

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i had a SPY 0DTE 510 call and sold it for pennies

at least i still have nikkei, SOXL and YINN calls left

Japan forced Trump to pause

LEL

Trump WON

in the first 4 months the president has rugged everyone investing in his shitcoin and manipulated the market

what's next? is he going to launch nukes?

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO!

make $16,000 in a week

lose $22,000 in a day

I make $15,000 a year. I don’t want to play this game anymore.

*CIRCUS

kek The perfect op pic.

shorting tsla

I want to do it, but I'm also scared.

Booya - Eazy money if you bought the dips

China haven't even started selling yet

bearish

i want to die i hate this faggot orange nigger for giving me blue balls over and over
hes edging us cause he has ED and wants us to feel his pain

WE ARE TOTALLY GOING TO NUKE CHINA

LAUNCHES NUKES

DISABLES THEM MIDAIR

ACTUALLY AFTER VERY GOOD TALKS WITH PRESIDENT XI WE ARE NOT NUKING CHINA

are +8% swings on the s&p 500 good or bad for option prices

Whoever I told to put $1k a day since Monday into VOO your welcome.

Yep

See

I started to buy the dip a month ago

It's going to get a lot worse. We have yet to even see the fallout of the tariffs, and all of this economic uncertainty.

using xcancel instead of making an x account like a tranny because le south african man bad

Let me guess. You use pedosky like the tranny you are. You scream about how X bad because "it just is".

art of the deal, baby

horrendous, IV is most of the price rn
retail is gonna get liquidated so hard

Thank Japan; them dumping bonds last night made them freak out lmao

FOX - THE WHITE HOUSE NOW BELIEVES A TIKTOK DEAL IS OFF THE TABLE FOR THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE AND MAYBE FOREVER

NNNOOOOOO

BASED

White House insists Trump’s tariff reversal was his strategy all along

I was just pretending to be retarded

full on trade war with China

125% tariffs on China

all other tariffs are still in place, like the ones against Canda

10% tariffs on EVERY country

EU strikes US with sanctions in retaliation

...

but BIGGER shitshow is delayed for 90 days

market is PUMPING because of this

I hate this gay country so fucking much it's unreal.

Instant market collapse

IT'S DUMPING

Elon dick sucks are STILL butthurt Anons don't want to use twitter

I think the market is pretty fairly valued now given the dangers regarding the intensifying trade war with china.

Be frank with me, Anon Babble. Where do things go from here?

I know what will happen now; they will claim to ban it in 75 days and then reverse at the last minute

Japan once again saving America from itself

6D CHESS MOTHAFUCKAS

go outside lil bro you need help

why did VIX go down then?

Yes

just give ur data to big tech to own the libs

you freaks have become absolutely delirious and unhinged.

Abe didn't die for this.

Jokes on you, I was just pretending to be retarded

Why should I be celebrating this?

high tariffs on china

good deals with every other country in talks

Shit, maybe Trump really did win

Doesn't that just mean no Israeli censorship?

KEK WHAT AN ORANGE BITCH

Won't turn red for the day probably.

kys bobo im not falling for your tricks anymore its just fluctuations and euphoria wearing off

I don't make social media accounts in general you tranny obsessed faggot.

too early but yes

It was Japan

I called it

He finally listened to someone (the Japanese)

I voted for chaos and upheaval and boy am I getting it.
Good.

how much has he made in the last 7 days bros?

NO ONE KNOOOOWWWWS. Imagine being the CEO of a 5 Billion dollar company and trying to figure out what to do for the next Quarter, much less next year.

"Don the negotiator as I suspected"

yes on friday

Don't forget the steel & aluminium tariffs, they're still in effect. Those were before these reciprocal tariffs. The EU retaliatory taiffs were in response to that not the reciprocal ones. So that's still going on as far as I know.

None. He never buys anything but Coke.

I don't believe you. Link to your post?

Niggas advisors saw the 10 year yield at midnight and literally shit themselves

So for the sake of argument, if the tariffs stay at 10% for most countries, then effectively what Trump did over the last few months was cut down on government spending and increase taxes. Only he managed to shake the entire planet while doing so.

still hands off if hes as smart as people think

If Japan dumping bonds forced Trump's hand, doesn't that just show China how weak his hand is? Can't China do the same thing but 10x worse?

I don't think we're gonna see the China tariffs last long. Trump will cuck.

Economic war with BRICS, followed shortly by physical war with Iran.

War with Iran to protect Israel and distract americans from tariff shitshow.

Market still pumps

So we thinking after this massive hope surge expectations get tempered by the more long term ramifications of the China trade war and 10% universal tariff and things start slumping slowly?

slightly up on the responsibly managed companies

way up on the deeply indebted companies

Leverage, it's amazing.

held on to chinkstocks throughout all this

went from 50% profit to 20% in the span of like two weeks

will probably go down even more

Oh well, I don't like money anyway. Why do Americans have to be such cunts and why do the markets reward them for it?

If I had kept my original nvda long position I would green now. Instead I sold near the bottom to take inverse leverage and got fucking rekt.

I'm just done. Fuck trump and his bullshit. I should have known he'd never crash the market like that on his rich billionaire buddies.

Enjoy the show anon we're only 2 months in

china can do much worse with IP if they want to pull out that nuke.

About the same as he usually does. He's probably getting 4-5% on that cash now. Unlike anyone here, he has so much money that he doesnt need to play the market like a casino (hello bobos)

This is why I never sell, just buy.

Japan has more treasuries than China though (China has been slowly dumping since 2016 or so). But China may follow through with more in the end.

wow you're so mad. fascinating.

10% tariff is still not "good".

A new slurper is born. Welcome, brother.

and there was insider trading too. fucking rats

Yes. I ran out of money actually.

For starters this overall giga pump is going to subside a bit but I don't think we are going to go down remarkably this week. Still I bought some puts on Apple and Tesla at their height because those niggas are going to drop.

do any of you retards do at least a little bit of DCA? or do you all just go balls deep into the whole "buy high, sell low" thing you guys got going on

DCA bros where are you??

Unironically, how much does the average /smg/ poster have in their portfolio? Hundreds? Thousands? More?

It's funny there's people here trading positions and still lose money even after getting a huge win, and here I am doing nothing and winning. I don't know how it works out for me either honestly

He has:

cut spending

shifted taxes as tariffs do bring in money and can offset other taxes like income

reoriented all global trade deals so they will buy more of our shit

we will make more shit to be bought

let everyone know that being an American friend is rewarded

let everyone know that being an American enemy is punished

Hate him all you want but he's good.

Bout about 1K of SPYI, and 2K worth of SPY. Average SPY cost is at 560$

Preaching to the choir

We invented making money, seethe more

He's a genius, I love him.

I have 50k.

I JUST NEED ONE MORE DAY LIKE THIS AND I CAN BE BACK IN THE GREEN BROS.....PLEASE SEND YOUR ENERGY

why does Trump drink diet coke?

do you guys not have coke zero over there? that is by far the best sugar free version

When people were noticing the selling I noticed the spike before China opened by Nikkei was open and then when it went to 5 percent I called it was mainly Japan then China since they sold during market hours

Because fuck you pay me. We don't like you either.

Just some people locking in profits. Black Monday was cancelled twice by slurpers, you think people want to miss out on this? Everything is still cheap as we're only back to levels from a week or two ago so far.

For being up 20%, tsla's daily volume is lackluster. I think the big guys are sitting back and letting retail make a big mistake.

kek I called it, when the nikkei was dumping a suddenly 10-30 yield started surging last night

Japan basically showed China the playbook, just make the bonds market literally shit themselves

I’m tempted to just DCA through this whole admin but I’m also afraid to because he’s a dumb orange monkey and I also lose every time I do something

the japanese are unironically our greatest ally

They won't last. It is an invitation with a threat, that says "you will cooperate with us in isolating China." They will only be applied in headlines, but if you actually look at the wording of each every country that cooperates with the China thing will mysteriously not get tariffed on anything important to their economy. Only those who do not play ball will genuinely be punished with the full 10%.

Kudos then. Very observant

At this point my cooking is that this is what sends some lunatic over the edge to at least make the news about something else.

I know no crying in the casino and im happy for those who won but i missed the dip and didnt buy and now i hope it crashes 50% to feel better. Congrats and fuck you people

always hedge your positions, never go all in

okay this was good HAHAHAHA imagine if

I know I should DCA my TSLQ since this is literally bad news for them, but I can’t bring myself to put more money in the clown casino.

We do but people are just nostalgic for Diet Coke. Same reason people eat slop like McDonald's despite tons of better options.

as long as americans can still afford to buy the goods, it doesn't really matter
and as much as we like to complain, we're still rich as shit

All you have is inertia from better years, better leadership and better people. The US is a joke and a disgrace and it's only a matter of time before the nation buckles under the weight of its own hubris and ignorance.

Sold like $12k in a gold position to buy more JQUA. I'm going to keep buying every paycheck like always, this latest crash is a great opportunity to get stocks on discount, it rocks

I'm closing in on $750k USD across all accounts (non-retirement/Roth/IRA), but keep in mind I could just be lying about that too

There's a reason why it's considered 'risky' to try and beat the market. Most people fail. If you have a long time horizon just always DCA. If you're going for rich or broke and are fine with 99% chance of broke, do that.

Personally I think this level of tariff was priced in already prior to last week, it's the pants on head tier that got announced that caused the dump. Both sides in Washington agree that we need to divest from China.

HACKERS BREACH BERKSHIRE HATHAWAY’S NETJETS, STEAL CLIENT DATA

That's crazy

rolling for a 505 spy close

I have to eat shit for a month

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Even the most subhuman cattle knows that the 125% China tariff will never come to be, this was the bottom signal. Sorry, but blormpf cucked you.

Okay my 83k is locked in my registered TFSA account and I gotta hold. I sent my last 20k to a cash account, what do I slurp right now? I was literally a click away from slurping some oil XEG.TO in the morning at like 13.8 and it's already approaching 16 now.....is it too late to slurp and should I just wait to see if theirs another dip? Maybe I just buy the s&p at a bit of a discount....I don't know...I kinda want something I can sell for a quick return after holding for a couple months as this 20k would be nice to have back or at least know i'm not locked into bag holding it for a year or two.

People super excited they get to buy the dead cat bounce

Lol

The reason that most people lost money is because they overtrade, and worse do so emotionally.

Who told him his chatgpt numbers were fucking retarded and 10% was normal and reasonable (still bad)

could've atleast slurped that AMD

Did they pull that one out again? Or are you just hearing about it for the first time.

I can buy that the 10% stuff was priced in but I really don't think we've priced in an effective embargo on China at this point.

It's already in place. Went in last night at midnight. I swear, this market rewards the dumbest investors.

Wait a minute people are bidding on my puts again wtf

It might give some up tomorrow but this is definitely not going to be a deadcat bounce. The bear thesis is dead.

Sell while you are green. It WILL dump again. It's only a bull trap if you are left holding when it dumps

tariffs ARE a tax on income.

I was smoking out back staring at my phone, opened the app and saw the straight line up. Boughted immediately without even knowing what's going on.

Euphoria is wearing off

Looks like it's time for the 3pm dump.

Is the recession cancelled?

I dont DCA right now because no income but I dont sell and hold long term

the most volatile crab you've ever seen

I got liquidated. I might kill myself for real now. How is any of this legal, how is the orange man allowed to spout or do whatever he wants.

I unironically thought things would escalate after China doubled down. What is even the point of this, who is profiting. His friends he gives a heads up 30 minutes before?

believes Trump

ngmi

It's just getting started.
(They will blame Biden tho)

Skill issue

let's destroy the trust other countries have on us

also, let's destroy the supply chains of many small and big business and literally create a problem by starting a trade war with china

art of the deal, for main street

americans are such jews. please russia, do us a favor...

put&call ratio predicted a big green candle today

This shit is pure gold lmao

Lol no having a 50000% trade war with china is still horrible

Stop gambling

No, the depression is up for debate though.

people slowly realizing what 10% naked tarifs + china 104% means if you're green get out

How the fuck is turning the stock market into a shitcoin casino bullish? How are people supposed to actually invest when the orange retard can dump the markets with a tweet?

That's the worst part, I didn't believe him when the original drop happened and started believing him after so I got fucked both ways.

Sideways to up

trump is using 90 days which is exactly the same time the next quarterly dividend comes out for almost every company

new conspiracy unlocked

It's already dumping. Your fake gay dead cat bounce will never survive.

Why not? America engaging in a trade war with its rising rival makes perfect sense.

Absolutely not. Cutting off trade with China is going to cause a COVID level of disruption.

Let retail have fun

Never kill yourself, never invest or loan more than you can lose. Love you bro, stay safe out there.

Aw, shame I didn't take a screenshot. The post just above you boasted about making 3 times his annual salary.

dualityofman.jpg

anywhoo, i think it'd be hilarious if everything closed flat

Now that the Dust has settled,

China will eventually cave in and 70 countries will make a deal within 90 days, turning this tariff into nothingburger

Right?

Villerois, Chairman of the European Central Bank: Congratulations to the United States on returning to economic rationality.

honestly I would prefer for goods to be more expensive but to keep more of my income
feels like it gives me more discretion

if you kill yourself, do livestream it.

Just like bulls tell you that; "We can't just keep going down in a straight line", the line wont just keep spiking straight up either.

2 days before actually
that's why we had a leaker

Tslz?

Anon...

It's also just in time for the Switch 2 launch. Trump isn't gonna let us gamers down.

Bigger cuck than even Trump lol

we're still in the dip

The point is that everyone got too trusting in "the market," whereas Trump wants worldwide imperial deference to fight China. Someone in Washington thinks this is existential. Maybe it is?

Blackrock and JP Morgan says there is a 70% chance of a recession this year. This was all week's ago before all this tariff circus

I think this will be a L shaped recovery. Long drawn out sideways chop trending down for months, for that reason I'm not overly optimistic.

btw, just in case you think you are safe from inflation: shipping tariffs are coming to the US
xcancel.com/typesfast/status/1909362292367802840

China's too friendly with Russia and Iran for DC's tastes.

The duality of Anon Babble

Still buying puts btw thanks for the discount

shit we're goin down!
houston, repeat, we're goin down again!

JUST IN: Goldman Sachs $GS have rescinded their recession call after the Trump tariff pause

Remember, when everyone is euphoric you must buy, and when everyone is freaking out you must sell, otherwise you will die

this is why i only trade 0DTE or weekly options
marginfags always lose

We're still in the dip technically. You only missed the bottom.

I’m never trusting anyone ever again, I’m only listening to my gut. I went against it last night and lost some money
My gut now says to only hold cash now until we know what the fuck is going to happen

>reoriented all global trade deals so they will buy more of our shit

>we will make more shit to be bought

sure...

>let everyone know that being an American friend is rewarded

>let everyone know that being an American enemy is punished

kind of

SO WTF HOW DO I NAVIGATE THIS HELLO

have you said THANK YOU?

I'm pretty sure that's all Barron.

China will cave in

Trump just proved he's a cuck and the ten percent was non negotiable

based

ありがとうございます

Buy bonds :D

crabish and then down.

Where are the panic sellers so we can publicly shame and laugh at them

navigate the mind of an insane orange man with dementia surrounded by yes men

I need more bobo copium

Arigatou!

china will cave in

No way.

a deal

He showed he was shooting himself on the foot. Whatever deal comes out fromit is gonna be so inconsequential because countries know he pussys out andnwont give anything good back.

no rescission call

Alanta fed literally still in negative

It will be disruptive after everything Trump has done also small business is going to die

henlo?

stocks pump 10% or more in a single day

thanks for the cheaper puts, trump-sama

Fuck attempting to navigate this at all. I've just been parking my cash in high yield savings and sitting this out. It's a clown show.

THANK YOU FOR GIVING US A SERIES WIN

Eurofag here. I genuinely don't know what to do tomorrow at our open. I intended to DCA in sweet oil companies for the next 6 months (started a bit already, but just a bit), but maybe I should just go all-in at the opening?
WAT DO

rally already fading

ngl I thought it'd last a day or two

Literally the opposite.

No I'm not fucking retarded I don't trust these motherfuckers with my money

A pause is not a cancellation

pic

thrust issue

high yield savings

I've been doing so for half a year now

small business is going to die

Well we knew that the second he was elected.

P/E ratio is still over the roof

I liquidated everything on monday, i couldn't lose more or i would have lost my house. On the upside, i am earning 10k per month in europe and this house is going to be debt free so what the fuck am i complaining about ?

They are swinging from nooses

Oil companies

Risky unless you think Iran/America negotiations go bad mind you Bibi got cuked

anything european defence is a safe bet

The 90 day pause is meaningless, since trump can just change his mind at any moment. Clown president, clown government, clown country, clown world.

tariffs dead, do not buy puts anymore

It’s amazing how these retards managed to make these retards think a 100%+ tariff on China and a ?%+ tariff on everyone else is good news just by pretending it was going to be something more insane for a few days.

Based japs

no one has posted the brown gremlin slurping the green?
i am disappointed.

Did they pull that one out again? Or are you just hearing about it for the first time.

Oil companies? Just go buy European defense stocks (German)

Thank you Glorious Nippon for dumping US bonds and forcing this shit to get rolled back. I will commit to buying 10 Nintendo Switch 2's if this goes through.

Fair but this will fuck the middle class up badly and spiral out from there

The completely absurd tariff on China is still in place along with the 10% on everyone. A shit ton of countries have also retaliated.

Got cucked in tariffs sure but I don't think Trump would ignore an Israel-Iran war.

We should say thank you on 2chan

I want to get off Mr bones wild ride

So they cancelled the 104% on China and China said they'd rescind their 84% and rare earth management too?
If not I will continue to short EV companies and chips.

Kill Ughyurs

Based on how many around in Syria they deserve it

i think he is going to be "upset" with how the euros compromise. "not good enough". then he says that tariffs are back.
market retanks and euros return with better offer, and then tariffs go away.
this came to me in a dream but i think it's true.

congratulations, you're paper is going to be worthless from china induced hyperinflation.

are the no portfolio tourist slitting their wrists yet

Americans still think tarrifs are the problem

Everyone is getting 10% but China, White House is still sorting out the messaging and narrative

Yes.
Anyone that buys every dip wins. Never bet against US, we never lose.
You invest when it dips. It's literally that easy.

Atlanta fed says recession

I don't care what Africa says. It's not happening, nothing ever does.

Why the fuck do you give a shit?

He will take some offers after negotiating. China will get fucked more. Market will go up.

No? China tariffs got raised to 125%. Xi will probably match that number tomorrow, or more.

I had an empty portfolio until this morning when I bought some ETF stocks. Only $1000 but still I'm up 5-6%. hehe

how do you call this pattern?

China bumped up to 125%. Not paused.

104 %

It's

125 %

Now

at this point who know lol it really is a clown casino, you're one retarded tweet away from generational wealth or total bankruptcy

the inside trader

ORANGE MAN TALKING

Gigacrab

Genuinely the suffering inflicted on the Uyghurs isn’t even 1/100000000th of what the US does on a daily basis. China basically let them go to adult daycare

Watch as republicans massage their narrative every time Trump does inexplicable shit.

can he not?

Easter sale.

Trump us BEGGING Xi to make a deal OMFG hahahahaha

Xi will probably match that number tomorrow, or more.

they should just ban the US desu. not sure why they should bother pretending.

WHERE

it's all very scientific

He's going to say 10 percent is the baseline and it's still about deficit

china did it too

Everything should pump tomorrow to ride the high of paused tariffs. For longer holds then EU Defense should be safe.

Bloomburg website

SELL SELL SELL

Thanks

Ah, well, it's a good time to buy puts then. They're cheap as shit with this pump.

You can hear the PAIN and COPE in trump's voice jesus LMAO

I panic sold and have learned my lesson, I will always have a large sum set up to DCA, I will set up stop losses.

bought the dip

Negotiate what? he showed he is a coward and now other countries now.

Anon Babbletards are pretending they knew this was the plan all along

these niggers are crazy

Isn't it more like Japanese samurai flew out and cut the missiles

He's definitely more coherent than usual.

How often do you get paid interest in those? Monthly or yearly?

Like if I have $30k in a 4% account. I get that $1200 every month, or $1200 for the year?

Remember, you are one tweet away from generational wealth, or a lifetime of poverty.

Have fun out there!

BUY BUY BUY

oh there it goes again
stahp

It's okay to think Trump's retarded but you're laying it on a little thick ITT. Chill out.

No. I bought the last 3 dips and Im spent

UK stocks are going to go up tomorrow despite having the exact same tariffs, and I sold on Monday

We're all gonna have a bolt-on bimbo wife lads, Trump is making America great again I guess

TQQQ sperg was right
the other TQQQ sperg needs hugs

You shouldn't breath easy until the china shit stops

I uh...think holding off on the tariffs is a big and beautiful thing, unlike those chinese losers

m-m-maybe

buy

Ha

do like me buy more nokia

there's still a chance for a flat close

He's saying his cucking his smart

What a cuck

BUY

until congress repeals Smoot–Hawley, I'm not doing shit.

do you think he will tank it tomorrow already or wait a bit?

I'm starting to think yoloing sqqq might not have been a great move

You can hear his sadness

MISTER PRESIDENT I'M TIRED OF WINNING

the 4% is the calculation for the entire year, so split it divided by 12 unless the savings account only pays out once per year or something (very rare)