Why do they always have to praise Trump? Kinda scary

Why do they always have to praise Trump? Kinda scary

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PATRIOTS ARE IN CONTROL
NEVER EVER DOUBT THAT

TRUMP FUCKING WON

Scary

Oh my star wars!
Can you redditards leave now?

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How did he win?

there are spiders in your house

He didn't, but you have to suck his dick or else YOU look like a retard.

Isolated china

Because hes pumping our bags

No US president has cut down this much tariffs in one day. He deserves the recognition

He could go to congress and poop diarrhea shit all over every seat and trumptards would call it a win and based and whatever. We are in the age of being ruled by absolute retards. Have to figure out how to make a profit out of that.

Democracy by the people, for the people, but the people are retarded.

I was on some international business class flight once and I watched a documentary about some country boy going fishing in Bhutan and he told his life story where some jewish wallstreet guy booked him to be a fishing guide then offered him a job at his firm then it hard cut to Bill Ackman saying the fishing guy was cool and isn't a drone like all the other wagies I could hire from ivy leagues then gave him money to start some fishing resort. I think about this a lot

Oh no, the most powerful jews are praising our president! I'd much rather they all turn against us and destroy America!

DID YOU GUYS HECKIN SEE WHAT TRUMP DID??? I MEAN THIS IS SERIOUSLY GETTING SCARY

LIKE HOW WEIRD CAN ONE GUY GET? HE GIVES SUCH CREEPY VIBES

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How? Everyone else can still trade with china

A lot of the white people in American are descendants of those who left Europe because they were too extreme in their religious beliefs, even for the time. They are genetically more prone to zealotry and cultish thinking.

kek

How is it even possible for Trump to walk? he is violently getting tongue punched in his nougat star 24/7, we are barely two month into his presidency and his butthole has not once been dry, shit must be falling apart by now..

Oh my reddit

steal peoples food

give it back later

praised as savoir

kek

ackman

wonder why

We already short squeezed public opinion of him. Have fun.

Very interesting. I'll have to include this in my upcoming novel "Tariffs, Ands or Buts: Wow Everything is Fucking Gay and Retarded".

MIGA!

If you're looking at this as an insider trading scheme, yeah, pretty brilliant I will admit.

if you look at this as an economic plan, this is mind bogglingly retarded. We literally rejected amazing offers and now are backtracking anyways. Trump folded like a fucking lawn chair with 0 pressure from anyone but China and severely weakened faith in us as a trading partner because he KEEPS FUCKING FLIP FLOPPING. This shit accomplished nothing at best.

jews have no sense of shame

Engineered a 7% rally after crashing the market 20%.

A Genius, incredible execution, textbook Art of the Deal.

KEK

I actually think hes playing Trump like a toddler here, like good job boy!!! to try to get Trump to go more in the free trade direction. Trump is like a bull in a china shop, retarded, but you can kinds of steer around maybe and prevent him from breaking everything.

it's a good deal as long you weren't along for the -20% ride but joined for the 7% ride

The rest of the world still trades with China.

kek

Yeah bro, just perfectly time the top and bottom, so easy, while anyone in Trump's orbit already front ran you with insider information. 90% of people are better of just buying and holding.

They have to boost his ego like a 4 year old child to keep him on the right path, otherwise he'll have a tantrum

I am kinda lost. What was the deal here, who won, what was won.

Bc he is making the millionare into billionare by crashing and pumping, ofc they praise this retard.

He lost but that doesn't matter apparently

kamala lost

He resolved the tariffs issue he created himself

Only partially, while destroying the US's reputation, spurring a global boycott of US products, and scrambling businesses around the world to divest from US so they aren't jerked around every time the retard tweets.

yea it was a joke

14D chess goys, more immigration btw

Look, I wasn't for Trump this election cycle, but this is ridiculous.

Trump won, it's what America overwhelmingly wanted.

Time to get on with our lives...

ACK!-man

Actually it’s the exact opposite, France killed millions of protestants and England burned a fair amount of Christians at the stake as well.

That's exactly what it is though. Trump is retarded. But he's also easily manipulated. If you leave him a lone too long he'll start throwing a tantrum for attention, and you have to praise him and nudge him in the right direction where he causes the least damage. Then behind the scenes use him to ram through a political agenda of pro-corporate deregulation and tax cuts.

Trump's the modern art of politics. He throws shit at the wall and people pretend to like it.

Someone should look into whether Ackman's hedge fund made money on this dump and pump scheme

kek

Yeah the reformation and its aftermath was a pretty wild time, but American puritan colonists were still largely misfits and crazies who were too schizo to find a place in English society
Witch trials in the US also peaked when they were already kinda fizzling out in the old country IIRC

meant for

Genuinely kek'd.

Wasn't he saying the other day that whoever advised Trump that you can negotiate whilst the global markets are in free fall should be fired. So he is probably wanting to look like he rowed back a bit/bent the knee, or at least acknowledged their strategy.

Nice blogpost, fag.

The entire of Politics, abridged.

Note that he did not mention the outcome, only that it followed the book Trump wrote.

Not two days ago ACKman was screaming about economic apocalypse and is now acting like a Uighur in a Xinjiang reeducation camp, kek.
If you don't believe men in black cars went to his house and threatened him with then I don't know what to tell you.