How the fuck is this legal I swear

How the fuck is this legal I swear

Democracy

It's a free market
go cry about it on plebbit faggot

He won. That's how.

your short status: fucked
eat shit

Wuts wrong bob loukas tired of winning?

great for daytraders, firms and whales

awful for the average guy index fund buyer and seller that is locked for days

how the fuck is this legal, indeed
thank god I sold before I literally lost money
but the trust I have in the market and politics is gone

Announces huge tariffs

Then announces reduced tariffs

"He won"

What did he win?

be president

commit crimes

pardon yourself

repeat

president doesnt answer to wall street he can do whatever he wants

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It's not, especially when the retard tweeted to buy before it happened.

rule of law is dead apparently

tariffed the fuck out of china and the markets are pumping kek. walked them into a super high tariff.

redditor can believe president does president stuff

wait what law exactly do you think is being broken?

Insider trading for his oligarchy

NOOO HOW DARE HE FUCKED WITH THE BILLIONAIRE GAMBLING SYSTEM THAT'S...ILLEGAL?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

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It's a fantasy, like Tesla stock. When prices go up and people start buying less, that's where the real fun begins.

we need to strip away tariff power from the president

How the fuck is this legal I swear

Nancy trader of the year Pelosi?

Trump uses the same strategy he's regularly employed for decades

um he didn't win, he didn't stick to his ridiculous initial demands and instead got everyone to gleefully agree to more reasonable demands

there is no "we"

trump is doing just fine

but everything is back and the billionaires lost 0 dollars

What demands did they agree to?

liberal seething. mission accomplished

Pump-and-dump Scammer Occupied Government

Exactly.

Name one thing he got out of this.

He made his cronies a lot of money

Turns out Trump is smarter than any retard in this board who could have guessed

He also pissed off everyone else which is why he caved.

What did the supreme court mean by this? And why didn't Biden just deport everyone who votes Republican to El Salvador with no due process?

Abusing your power makes you "smart"

You don't have to be smart to cheat

Why couldn't he just slap a 125% tariff on China straight away?

just buy and hold on spot
yea I used to believe you could trade too but market manipulation is the name of the game now and gary gensler was our only hope (despite the fact that he sucked shit and wanted to ruin everything) don't you love all these options?

this has been the game the entire time. this is why all those billionaires were sucking his dick. they new if they kissed enough ass they could siphon off some profit from this crook.

Ignores all his allies and supporters telling him to walk back on the tariffs

Makes no deals

Floats the idea of defaulting on debt just to further destroy faith in the US economy

Postpones most of them when retaliatory tariffs come into effect from EU and Canada

What a genius

DOGE gutted the SEC, and Trump is simply above the law now anyway. I seem to remember a certain supreme court justice being branded a traitor for not voting to give him immunity.
MAGA is a cult of personality now. Even the immigration debate has taken a backseat since Trump came out in favour of H1Bs.

Why couldn't he just slap a 125% tariff on China straight away?

tariff everyone you do trade with seeking to get a better deal

say if you do retaliatory tariffs you're getting tariffed out the ass

china takes the bait, others wait off and try to negotiate

countries who want to negotiate get a good deal, a pause until the negotiations are complete

meanwhile china gets fucked and looks stupid now because everyone else are doing fine on their tariffs except them

it's a 2 for 1 deal, or a 90 for 1 deal even. during his first term he was constantly trying to do trade deals, got a few going, but people would always drag their feet and kick the can down the road and tried to wait for trump to be gone. and if they did do deals they'd weasel their way out. so this time they said fuck it, use economic leverage to push them into a scenario where they have to come to the table. countries that are trying to do what he wants are fine meanwhile china looks retarded because if they had just tried to negotiate they'd have super low tariffs right now meanwhile they're the only country with super high tariffs now.

china takes the bait, others wait off and try to negotiate

This didn't happen, the EU and Canada both went forward with retaliatory tariffs and Trump dropped it for them too.

Trump is a pump and dump scammer.
All he cares about is fleecing you retards and taking money from Israel.

wsb retards were right

until the effects of trade war with china take effect. Amerigoys have no clue what's coming

ship goods to Philippines

package them there

slap 'Made in ASEAN' stickers on

tariffs avoided

Brilliant

yeah but the EU was at least talking about negotiating, so now they can negotiate. as for as canada, i don't know what's up with them but they will try to negotiate eventually.

Yeah now that I think about it, that MSNBC report was telling the truth and the White House denied it just to keep the dumping going.

i think the bond market shitting itself is what made trump blink
either that or he has the IQ of a mung bean
or maybe both at once

It's literally not and if any company CEO had tried something like this, they'd be immediately hauled in for insider trading.