/smg/ - Stock Market General

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anon, i....

Please continue the TSLA dump. PLEASE

SOXL KEKS

Dubs and I double down my AMZN and GOOGL positions

I knew it was a monday bobo trap. They are betting on trump having a change of heart about the tariffs. Wall Street is too optimistic

AI unemployment is worse than being poor.
People who want to deregulate, decrease taxes and fire government workers are on the wrong track.
This is not the way to go.

We need the government to give people fake jobs instead of giving tax cuts to Microsofts chatgpt.

my conservative portfolio of 100% nvda is still down.

hear me out, is this pattern gonna repeat on the SOXL? is it viable as an 2-year'ish investment? Looks like a nice dip to slurp

Semiconducting is a passing fad, soon the masses will reject industrial society and return to the agrarian idyll

NIGGERS

SOXL

PROSHARES
USD
MOGGS
SOXL
BUT
NOW
IS
NOT
YET
TIME

As of this morning I am all in TQQQ.

I'm doubling my offer.
100k to any venture named by someone that gives me trips.

CHWY

How can you tell if it's a trap?

Real question - if one does like the jews with one or both feet on the grave tell you and put all your money into diversified portfolios and keep adding with each wage... how much of Anon Babble would you outperform?

tickers N, IG, GE, R, and S

checked and keked

CHECKED

Based. It is done.

This better be good.

There's really nothing positive to look forward to. The tax cuts aren't going to happen, the govt can't afford them. The only thing we have ahead is more tariffs.

being red today

IMAGINE
IT

OP delivers. Or at least claims to.

Anon I've been red for the last month on average, what's one more day?

don’t tell me SPY will actually close in the green. fuck’s sake

Believe it.

The bottom is in lads

the absolute state of bears

It actually went green.

bobobros...

Its pumping because i sold my calls not kidding btw

It's not fair! It was our turn bobo bros!

Did you boughted Nvidia bottom?

the funny thing is, this is the 2pm bot pump. check the timing. watch it crash after 3:30.

People really don't think this isn't a bull trap right? Unless Trump backtracks on his meme liberation day then Wed is going to be a bloodbath

Wednesday is priced in lad

AAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Yeah. Just like today was priced in too right? How about you price in my dick.

Market is always right.

In my heart, I don't believe in this fake pump

Reminder there is literally no economic uncertainty or risk right now. Literally none. There is not one singular reason to de-risk.

Wait for a big drop all day

Didnt happen

Buy puts

Market starts pumping

I hate this fake and gay trump economy

In my heart, I don't be-ACK!

Remember that: Its always darkest before the Don...

Your cock hasn't been priced in

It's not even a meme anymore.

Just embrace the grift. The more you understand how fake and gay it all is the better you can position yourself.
Also remember that the news will always present the scariest scenarios to you. Learn to pivot earlier than the news does and you can make big money.

I had bear pot pie once in Finland. Its got a very unique flavor, but honestly not one I would break for again.

anon, no-one has any fucking clue what Trump is going to do then. Trump might only have a very hazy idea of it. The only thing that's priced-in is the uncertainty. Once it comes, the market is going to either pump, dump, or stay where it's at based off of whether the tariffs are better, worse, or exactly as expected.

Can confirm this is how you make money lads

IF I HAD JUST PLACED A MARKET INSTEAD OF A LIMIT ORDER, I'D BE FINE RIGHT NOW
FUCK JEWS FUCK TRUMP FUCK ELON

You did this to yourself.

Is anyone making money here?

blaming everyone

but NIGGERS

and THIS
is
why

pathetic speculators

So what does it mean when TSLA goes down 7 percent and almost recovers by the end of the day?

Fake pump. It will close at around -4%, screenshot this.

?

It is legitimately unfair. My limit order must've been a cent away from being filled.
It means the world hates me.

it turns green for a second

thread cheering as if it changes the trend

I had no idea Anon Babble was full of fucktards

It's just that i won't sell. Buying is all i can do. That is all... i... can... do.

it really pisses me off that wikipedia is the only useful source during this tariff debacle

fucktards

close
but no
NIGGAR

Yes. I moved everything into t-bills.
Slow and steady.

I don't know the difference, I just submit order and let the goys handle it

Man what a dumb day this was, I'm glad I extended my TSLA puts before it giga pumped. I believe it this is a fake and gay pump

Any T-bond ETF's you recommend?

it drop again

Seething

very well done indeed

What makes it pump? More tariffs? Those are good for US companies right? More jobs & production.

Explain in detail why you believe it should not

It's priced in you homosexual

it's because my payroll deductions that should have hit friday arent going to be posted until today for some jewish reason...dump tomorrow guaranteed now

That's it, I YOLO my whole account in an options play. There's no turning back now.

What makes it pump?

less tariffs. like i said, the only thing that's priced-in is uncertainty. The market has a rough guess as to how bad the tariffs are. If the tariffs are not as bad as that, it will pump, if they're worse, it will dump, and if they align with the market's guess, it will just keep going-on as usual.

virtually all

any bets on who's not included in that?

israel

Because gays niggers and fake market.

Russia because he's a piece of shit

go back

my SPX calls and gold futures long are printing

can we chill with the antisemitism

Hope you at least saved enough for kneepads.

actually, he's already announced tariffs against any country slurping russian oil.

habeeb it

defending this scum bag in charge

You can always tell the faggots who voted in the piece of shit that is slaughtering everyone's portfolio hahaha, and you have the audacity to tell anyone to go back, hahahahahaha

I buy my bills directly from treasurydirect

Rome Tesla Dealership Fire Destroys 17 Cars After Global Protest Movement

bullish

why has the Dow fared much better than the s&p and nasdaq

tmf

my portfolio is fine. Are you actually retarded enough to not adjust your investments? I thought you were le heckin based never brumpfer TDS retard faggot who saw the future and knew what was going to happen? Dont tell me you knew he would do this and are also getting heemed.

desu I thought kam was going to win, alot of us thought that anon

It's more weighted towards industrials, i.e. manufacturing.

ARE YOU SLURPIN', SON??

but wouldn't industrials suffer from tariffs the most so why is tech suffering so bad

desu I thought kam was going to win, alot of us thought that anon

kind of just proves biz smg is just a gentrified reddit shit hole. three months to rebalance at ATH before trump takes office, three months of him in office, and you stick your head in the sand while screeching orange cheeto will crash the economy the entire fucking time. you all deserve this.

its literally international transgender day of visibility

shame the lot of you havent roped with your fellow troon xisters yet.

...hey. Stop noticing and asking questions.

ah piss of course the nanosecond after I cut losses on my spy put, spy dumps enough to have doubled the put’s price. fucking hell

BREAKING: China has blocked the $23 billion sale of dozens of ports worldwide — including two key ports in the Panama Canal — to a group led by US investing giant BlackRock, $BLK, per NYP

I just want it to fall hard on the 2nd so I can slurp some cheapies.

Bogged

Are picrel good etfs to get into?

kek

god fucking bless, we can dump again

nigvid

So Panama invasion back on the menu?

Exactly

i feel like nvidia is going to keep going down
there's nothing to show from them

oi, bulls, remember what tends to happen 5 minutes before market close. take some profit before you end up like today’s doubling-down bears

i bought a degenerate 0dte put spread praying for that final red dildo

I have no words for how fake and gay this market is. The US starts a fucking trade war with EVERYONE and the result is that American stocks pump while Europe and Asia dump? How the fuck does this make sense?

zoom out dumbass

Is it back on or still over?

BRO I AM SO FUCKING STUPID FOR NOT BUYING COME ON BRO

SCREW YOUR BEAR TRAPS
AND YOUR BULL TRAPS

AAAAAARGH

zoom in retard

Because it's not a real trade war in the traditional sense. A real trade war involves sincere long term threats interspersed with lengthy negotiations between countries. Right now this is essentially a series of shitpost emails and phone calls bouncing around the world. All of the tariffs from every side are nebulous. All can change on a dime. It's extremely risky to allocate funds for long term positions based on anything that's being said right now.

Then why is Asia dumping?

trannies shitting up the general because it's their holiday
mentally ill attention whores

hope it dumped enough for you

BEARS
REALLY
THOUGHT

It's gonna pump like never before tomorrow because it's April Fools. I'm going all in

So where do we think bottom will be? 6 mo to a year from now? Considering to start DCAing a few thousand bucks at a time soon

he bet against America

The 2022 bear market started at the start of the year and lasted until autumn, so I'd say something similar, provided it's not worse.

DING DING DING
how much did we eat shit today

nope, wasn't enough
oh well

technically there’s still 14 more minutes for SPY, and that’s in a small vertical drop right now

I bought puts and it kept pumping.

-0.01%

I went from being up 7% on open to 0.2% at close. Better than being in the red I guess

I shouldnt have gotten into cuckbase

+5.34% today
+101% YTD

I was back at +80% YTD at the start of the day since I was left holding SOXL bags. Managed to salvage this mess for now, but my confidence is broken.
Tomorrow is a make or break day. Shooting past 100% is the ideal, but just surviving is enough to celebrate.

had to go below 5600
i'm still green overall today so fuck it
lesson learned not to buy 0DTE spreads 15min before close (iron condors might work though)

+0.52%

woke up before open, went back to sleep.
slept through +18% market open.
market just closed. -5%

What a gay day

-1.37% at close, but I'm happy because I'm up about 30% on my QQQ calls.

800 point swing on the Dow...yea

NASDAQ 100 FALLS 8.3% IN WORST QUARTER SINCE 2Q 2022

Now what is the purpose of lying like that on an anonymous online Tibetan basket weaving forum?

thats the daily SOXS/SOXL gambler thobeit

Well lads. Nice green day. Bobo is gay as per usual

I'm betting it all on options this time around, so the price swings have been stronger after I opened that position.
I said in a previous thread that I was going to make this play if the market recovered today, which it effectively did. My bet was that the market was overdue for a bounce back, which happened today, but that was going to be short lived, or at least uncertainty should give me a chance to exit my option position without too much damage, or with a profit. I'd be happy just recovering all the damage from the SOXL bagholding from yesterday.

And this is my first time using options in a long time so I may get wrecked lol. But I paper traded 5 times before, and the results were extraordinary 4 out of 5 times.
Granted there wasn't anything like "liberation day" on the horizon in any of my practices, but I believe in this play.

+0.5%
meh
every position is green though and I have no balls going derivatives in this clown market.

ok, what did I learn today? don't sleep through market open and sell if you are at +50%.

No
Go for SHV and BIL if it has to be an etf.
Better yet do this for tax advantage.
Only reason to take a tax hit buying treasury etfs is if you must have liquidity.
If your holding buy direct.

+2.78%, put from friday printed, rolled my calls back another 50 days with minimal debit.

what ended up happening to you?

Day: +0.87%
This Month: -18.15%
This Year: -21.84%

bretty bad month

I'll take it.

tech SOX bubble is about to blow and banking chads are back.

i just felt bad physically so I slept through the most time I could have made the big bucks

Hope you're feeling better anon

This day has been the gayest of the year, and that's pretty telling considering how gay the previous ones from the last few days actually were.

Liberation Day is coming

I'm getting liberated from my money

futures

Is Anon Babble /smg/ the real general?

no im cumming

small dip started 20m ago

you should've elected JPow as president

tripfag

groyper tripfag

kys

I'm not retiring any time soon, I want stocks to fall so I can buy them cheap.

Liberation Day

That is the epitome of priced in.