The Stock Market will continue to rise. The line will continue to go up. It will continue to be fake and gay. Bobos will continue to get fucked. The country will continue to get worse. Politicians will continue to point to the Stock Market to pretend everything is fine. Nothing will continue to happen.
/smg/ will continue to lose!
That's just how the world works. The game is skewed against retail always.
Your fake and gay pump is already losing steam lol. Prepare uranus for the midday and afternoon session.
This is the bottom.
Eat up.
I know it happens all the time, but it's just fucking blatant now. They're not even trying to hide this shit anymore, and it's impossible to tell what to do next since I'm sure something fucky is going on with the tariffs now.
What do you mean now?
We've been living in the Robber Baron 2.0 era since well before the turn of the century, the game has been known well before you or I were even born.
Why did you think anything would be different lmao?
GenZ did not awaken yet. They still lack self preservation skills.
NewsWire: White House delayed 'Liberation Day' tariffs announcement from 3 p.m. to 4 p.m., after markets close.
I'm not buying or holding shit today
Your loss is my gain today.
I guess I'm just a dumb zoomer who only got into the game late last year. I was beating the market this year despite fumbling the bag several times, and I got fucking nuked because of this bullshit. I'm never going to make it.
One senior administration official said Musk is likely to retain an informal role as an adviser and continue to be an occasional face around the White House grounds. Another cautioned that anyone who thinks Musk is going to disappear entirely from Trump’s orbit is “fooling themselves.”
i hope the faggots businesses fail after he returns as the ultimate toxic persona
I'm never going to make it.
I hope you are wrong.
Pussy.
Correct
Just stay away from memestocks like Tesla, which is deeply political and corrupt now and doesn't follow any fundamentals in the short term. In a longer term it should implode further until it adopts a new, lower normal adjusted to selling less cars and not getting as many gibs from governments since the goodwill it received is over.
which is deeply political and corrupt now
now
It was always corrupt but I don't think it was as partisan as it is since Musk started his MAGA grift
I know your agenda lol.
Doesn't make me profit less off it.
I'm just a silly Kirby eating the world anyways.
Thoughts on ptn stock?
It's actually a pretty recent phenomenon because of new apps that popularized stock trading like Robinhood. Stocks used to be politically neutral.
stocks used to be politically neutral
tsla is going to retest 290
Stocks used to be politically neutral.
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Look at the tesla volume. It not having any growth in car sales since 2021 is actually bullish.
muh fundamentals
Since when do they matter?
Your fake and gay pump is already los-AAAACK!
Kissless virgin at 23
Legally can't drive because of epilepsy
Stuck waging part-time in IT (which I hate) because lack of car kills other options
Pointlessly working towards a master's degree that's become useless because no car
Lost all this year's gains because of one silly decision that I made due to fumbling the bag on so many other things this year.
The first part is the worst because I must actually be attractive because I've caught girls staring at me before (one of them even gave me an embarrassed smile), but I've never managed to reach the next step.
I nearly got a 9/10 GF in high school, but I fumbled the bag because 1. I didn't give her my number when she was hinting she wanted it, and 2. I didn't ask her to dance at an event I didn't even know she was attending, and she thought I was ignoring her. Similar thing happened two weeks ago where I was really charming with a really nice girl, but I didn't manage to get her number because things got frenetic at the end of the event.
I honestly don't even care about the sex part. I just to finally have something special.
Melt up after the cuck on tariffs.
I mean, people still invested in meme garbage, but not for political reasons.
Stocks used to be politically neutral.
Never since the dawn of the concept of a company shareholding
he bought?
somehow glossing over the fact that it has 24% short interest
Hilarious. Thank you for the laugh anon.
elon stepping down from DOGE
Thank you based Elon for exposing the amount of corruption of the criminal organization posing as a political party known as the democrats were defrauding the tax payers. May every leftwing terrorist be executed on live television.
Just eat it.
OH NO!
NONONO
Not the short 24% INTEREST!
Fearsome!
Obscene!
Sounds like MARKET MANIPULATION to me, doesn't it?
So what changed?
The first time didn't count, RIGHT?
omg a stock pumped on a bad news day
nooooo it couldn't have anything to do with the massive short interest on it
? Or is this some zoomer irony bs
Everybody 'members what you did.
So many times.
Without any repercussions.
So WHY NOW?
You will never understand.
Looks like the top is in.
the way i see it, if a stock if fully shorted thats the best time to pump it because if it gets pumped hard enough shorties will be forced to cover as long as everyone pumping holds
2 more days
Delusional. There is no top.
This.
long or short china today
yinn or yang
Why do you need to be 100% invested at all times.
Cash is king my friends.
You are losing to inflation, THOUGH.
Then buy some gold or something that will hold value
I refuse to buy an asset that produces no value.
I expected the markets to dump until the tariffs announcement and then pump afterwards. Seeing as how it's pumping now, I guess it's going to dump after.
How do I sell stock in you then?
You don't.
Kirby eat world.
You do not sell world.
I think there's definitely going to be a dump tomorrow when reciprocal tariffs start coming in from around the world.
TFW I HAVE LOST 150K OF MY (PREVIOUSLY) 500K TOTAL NET WORTH FROM TRADING OPTIONS
DON'T BE LIKE ME
implying implications
assuming assumptions
You do not sell world.
YOU
WHAT DO YOU OWN? THE WORLD?
HOW DO YOU OWN DISORDER?
Don't trade options in volatile moments like these. If IV doesn't crushes you, the fakeness and gayness of the market moving in the opposite, unreasonable direction will fuck you up
Must... eat... more...
we are so back
what happened to all the tariffs? why is everything pumping?
It's not unreasonable. You just don't understand enough and draw retarded conclusions. The market is larger and has more forces influencing it than you could possibly understand.
Priced in
why is TSLA so volatile all of sudden?
Just sell covered calls and stop being a retard
Trump announced that elon is leaving DOGE and going back to running his businesses
rumor spread that Musk is "considering" stepping away from DOGE
TSLA pumps 10%
and this, children, is why you never short TSLA. It has an army of cultist subhumans ready to put their paycheck in on even the tiniest hint of what they think might be good news, and they have been known to sometimes interpret bad news as good news. The only correct way for non-retards to interact with TSLA is to never touch it all, under any circumstance.
welp
Tesla was down 55% off peak from December. It's not just retail pile on.
Gold is up 25% in 3 months, meanwhile my stocks are down 25%, what gives?
aaaand we are back
Anyone else shorting Deloitte?
What's the point of being a consultant at Deloitte if you're gonna be a government worker anyway who just gets paid slightly more?
this bitch lies about everything
They're turbowoke consultants so not surprised
I MISSED THE BOTTOM.... AGAIN!
The president remains pleased with Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency initiative, but both men have decided in recent days that it will soon be time for Musk to return to his businesses and take on a supporting role, according to three Trump insiders who were granted anonymity to describe the evolving relationship.
Literally what it says in the politico piece minus the baby retard talk.
Trump won...?
MY TESLA SHORTS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
report back in 1 year when stocks recover and gold goes down 50%
did you short it too?
Hes a liability to Tesla right now because the kind of retard hes been selling cars to for ten years, ie leftists, have been seething since trump won. The idea is that with musk out of the white house tesla sales will resume as normal and all will be forgiven. This is retarded for a number of reasons.
So puts 15 mins before close, yeah?
Not a lie because his incredible work at DOGE will be "complete" by the end of the week.
bobos and sideline sitters getting btfo
love to see it
I refuse to buy an asset that produces no value.
I'm sure moderm corporations produce a lot of value
lmao
yep niggers should read the article, it even says that his "special government employee status ends in may after 130 days"
It's starting to leak
This bitch is just as bad as the tweety bird looking bitch biden had.
Kirby eat gold miners, too.
They make gold.
Kirby eat.
Reading articles is a waste of time when they are written by people who don't understand that homo leftists owned all Tesla stock and predictably pulled out because Elon is a fucking nutjob
I miss Scaramoochie or whatever his name was. Levitt is a stupid fucking barbie doll bitch.
This information about the 130 days was known for months. The article just confirms that Musk is out permanently. Prior to it there were fears that he would stay over the 130 days. Hope I can help you read information.
bought tslz
tsla spikes up
I know that girl's feel.
no but I was very tempted
my bot better make me 10% a day or I'm gonna wipe it's drive
Obviously. It was never going to be 20% on every country blanket tariff. I've been saying all week there are complications, domestic legalities, the house/senate, and the bluff nature of these tariffs to begin with all contributing to a result that's a lot less severe than the doomsday interpretation biz media ran with.
serious question
what prevents a short seller from significantly dropping a stock price, covering and then shorting again?
like if i had 1 mill, short dumped a stock, covered it and then shorted it again, whats to stop me? when there arent any shares to short?
that's one thing that's confused me so far
getting information from various sources and arriving at your conclusion is stupid
So whats the deal with smci it dropped 43 to 32 on no news, why isnt it pumping
Sometimes Kirby more hungry.
When Kirby hungry he uses options to eat more.
It takes a substantial amount of capital to manipulate a stock in this way. Even dedicated short selling outfits like Hindenburg require some kind of help, usually by writing a series of hit piece exposes presented as honest investigative journalism. They will say BREAKING: THIS COMPANY IS TERRIBLE AND A SCAM AND SHOULD BE WORTH NEGATIVE NOTHING ON ACCOUNT OF THIS (often trivial) DISCOVERY OUR BOOTS ON THE GROUND MANAGED TO SUSS OUT. With cheeky disclaimer on the bottom of the article:
I/We are short (company in question)
no idea, kinda wanna get some smcx though
This market is so schizoprenic
I bought calls
Top signal.
I'm up 40% on QQQ calls. Feels good man.
Went back to -1% for the day despite shorting the market. Acceptable losses, and it may turn positive later in the day or tomorrow.
Thank you for your purchase, hope I sold on top
if one is a dual citizen for some place like the us and uk and lives in the uk, is there a comprehensive guide for any extra fees or other issues that would happen if they tried to sign up for interactive brokers in order to invest in american stocks/etfs/bonds/mutual funds, or if investing while not currently in the us is even a good idea to begin with and they should only focus on domestic markets they currently reside in
does anywhere trade futes on tradovate? they seemed like they had the best API when researching but the site is total dogshit
it's good to be back on Anon Babble I don't how people use Anon Babble with all the lolies and nude women when I want to discuss stocks
I honestly have no clue. Probably the best thing would be to use a parents address in the US and just trade US stocks, but if you're permanently there that may ger you into trouble. Maybe one of the advisors they have at banks would be able to help you, at least to give you a stsrting point.
They will never awaken before the harsh reality of war and conflict hits them like a tornado.
ohnono bullbros the market is starting to turn what is our response?!
start looking into buying silver
20% margin from dealers on 100g ingots
hold or buy more
pay day is in two days
Can some magatard cultist explain how VATs are tariffs?
Sold my bank stocks again for 0.5% profit. Just want to hold some cash for now.
I will buy them again when they're down another 10%.
is this bullish or bearish? green or red. just tell me green or red.
I looked up the manga today, I still can't believe it's real; seems like a fun read though.
have they even considered a free trade agreement between canada america and mexico?
green or red. just tell me green or red.
orange
are you blind? it's yellow
What does she invest in?
pfe and other antibiotic manufactures
Full in Autonation (AN) and Air Lease (AL) stock
photoshop (ticker: ADBE)
COCKCOIN
bought top
after stock tanked 25%
24% short float
kek
They think VAT is a tariff because an imported good gets taxed by the UK at the consumer but the UK can export to an American state that doesn't have VAT.
Which bank stocks are under your radar?
Can you see the numbers in pic related here?
WOOF
The certainty is bullish
wtf i cant actually see top middle maybe im the blind one
12 2 42 74 6
I can't see anything in the middle one
12
42
84
6
the one in the middle of the upper row is a trap
very faint in the grey dots
Citi, Citizens, Key Bank, Truist, and Fifth Third.
I bought a while ago and was up 20% on most.
Using that logic euros could tariffs american companies because american states usually have lower corporate tax and that's basically subsidies. Also UK consumers pay the same vat on goods produced by an american or domestic company
muh inflation
priced in already, chud
Consider paper silver (or paper gold because who needs silver)
No spread and no worries about arranging storage for your stack
12, 2, 42, 71, 6
now tell me, up or down?
I'm roughly even on my nvda, should I sell before trump does his announcement?
why does IBEX often do better than the rest of EU
If SPY drops to 500 by eod I'm retiring
They gave her an ad specifically for pol those fuckers
This is an ibex, do you think it will lose to dicks, fistula, and caca?
Thoughts on american express?
How do you analyze bank stocks? I don't understand that industry very well.
Elon Musk steps down from DOGE
April is looking bullish
1 last pump until new QE crashes the dollarino bc of repo concerns
Spanish economy doing surprisingly well since covid
Advice on those ? I've always been wary of certificates (what happens when I want to exit). Maybe there's ETFs that follow roughly the same performance of gold and are safe?
I'm down on it 15% on it after their last earnings.
A year ago I just decided to buy them before earnings and it worked.
fent futures not looking too hot
I think I'm buying in after tomorrows giga dump and then just holding. He can't possibly fuck up the market more than this.
complaining about being a virgin at 23
You're like a little baby. Women are pointless unless you want to have children, and even then they're more trouble than they're worth
The markets wait
I sold 50% of my portfolio for a small profit a couple of days ago. If things go bad I have cash I can invest in. If things go great then I have made more profit.
Everyone enjoying the crab?
Surely it can't not dump. The only question is when. Premarket or open might be too obvious. Maybe next week?
I should sell what I do, but you'd do the exact opposite. I bought an at-the-money PUT on AVGO at at the perfect bottom this week.
It finished dumping 3 weeks ago. You missed it.
I think I should only be bullish when vix is low, if it rises sell everything
tariffing illegal drugs
Oh let me just pay this import duty before I take possession at the border from my mule. Wouldn't want to break the law, right?
that's become useless because no car
Unironically wait for waymos. Or maybe musk finally delivering. 5 years tops and that wont be a problem anymore. Otoh ai may steal your job anyway.
like the recession isn't imminent
You need to start checking RSI before you buy stuff like that, anon. The RSI on the 4H/180 day chart for AVGO was at fucking 20, basically bottomed out, when you bought that.
I was buying calls on QQQ then because I figured all the selling pressure as gone and it was just going to be buying from then on. Turns out I was correct and I'm up 50% on those calls.
RSI is your friend, check it before buying and you can save getting in at the bottom/top.
Today is Liberation Day
Is it happening?
test
Just worried about how the crab will breakout after the announcement.
Where to stream Trump's speech today /smg/?
Wait thats genius, Ill start using it from now on, thanks anon
Just sold everything . Get ready for hell
What if Trump announces 100% tariffs. Wouldn't that bankrupt every country?
Agenda free TV on YouTube
What % of your portfolio is leveraged?
My IRA not looking good
Dude, I'm also 23 and a kissless virgin, don't have a driving license because it's too expensive and I don't care about it. I don't even had the opportunities you "fumbled" (you didn't fumbled, you just learned) with girls, mostly because I don't have any contact to girls and mostly because I find very many women just fucking ugly. I also never experienced romantical love before (where I wonder how much my Alexithymia is adding to that).
At least you are doing something right now, you are trying to do things. You are doing something. I am currently getting unemployment benefits, was in a hospital for 3+ months because of depression, am still depressed, don't really know how stuff will continue, but maybe it's a bit better right now, I don't know myself.
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The bottom must be in. Surely it cant't go any lower.
Even if the indices drop 10% it will go back up some day, I’m never selling, fuck it
Damn they halted NMAX. Hope you got in
all in yang rn
Same. But it could be a letdown. We'll see.
I hate niggers
I hate Jews
I hate Trump
bull strikes 4/11 target 50dma spy 585 qqq 500
weeklies 200dma spy 575 qqq 495
downside pt 30dte+ if we continue the dump spy 510p qqq 425
15 minutes until LIBERATION!
Meme party is over for newsmax, still going strong for tesla though.
Thanks Anon. I didn't look much into it. I already hold a large sum of AVGO that's just been going down, and fear prompted me to get the PUT to limit further loss (and of course would also upside). Usually posting my ignorance leads to good advice and knowledge for the future.
settled in for a comfy after hours pump
If they are gonna halt on the way down they should halt stocks on the way up when out of control. No reason for them to hit the highs they do. Stupid they halted. Fake and gay market strikes again.
Thanks
How can after market jewery even be legal?
Here is a group of people who have literally priority access to the market and can thus buy or sell before everyone else.
it's legal as long as they can print money whenever they want. get rid of the central bank
Happy to help. It took me a while to start using RSI but once I did it really helps you out. Its not a guarantee that a stock will fall (if its super high) or go up (if its low), but its kind of like sticking your wet finger in the air to feel the wind. You'll get a lot further using it than not using it.
The other part to consider is if stocks are in a general downtrend or uptrend. Say its a downtree, that'll happen there is RSI will bottom out, then the stock will bounce to "reset" RSI back to a reasonable number, then go back to dumping again. If you check various charts and use RSI under them you can see why they call RSI an oscillator indicator.
It can also indicate when to close out positions. If you bought calls at RSI 20, selling them at RSI 60-80 is probably a good idea, because things are getting toppy.
Why did they time this announcement for afterhours?
what the fuck just happened
You know why
Trump is a late riser. I sympathize.
a true mystery
get ready folks its starting soon
LIBERATION DAY!!
GO GO GO
They look so happy
Liber tea
Where's this fat bitch I'm trying to fish
He was waiting for his friends to buy puts and wait until after the market closes.
erm why do they have a monty hall gameshow setup next to the stage guys???
giantnigger thread
tariffs getting announced per country gameshow steal like a Deal or No Deal briefcase reveal
alright ill come back later then when the releases are out
hardhats in crowd
Very disrespectful. No class. Shameful.
Based, and moderate pilled
say thank you
BRUTALIZED
BRUTALIZED
BRUTALIZED
BRUTALIZED
BRUTALIZED
Mmmmmmmmmmmm that feels nice
tsla 290 after market
can't trade my warrant
dammit
why the fuck are SPY QQQ etc spiking rn
buy the news
MUH EGG PRICES
What about the burger prices
he should tariff eggs to lower prices
People expected tariffs announcement, this is just trump rally #3045
i was a commaluh voter but now I'm voting trump in 2028
Ah the golden years... the run up to the great depression
this
biden caused that
The fuck is up with these markets opening at -1.5% every day and retracing up +2%.
This is the gayest and fakest shit I've seen these last five years
Dumb retart
shut the fuck up and shart out the tariffs already
brainlet
buy 19930 sell 20055
Nigger kike faggot alert
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Trump thinks foreign countries stole America's factories
What a retard.
Plenty of them, most are backed by physical gold
The standard option is GLD/GLDM but you may want to pick up something with non-US domicile if you have zero trust in US being smart enough to not nationalize all the gold again.
How long is he going to keep rambling? Just announce the tariffs ffs.
RESIPROCALL TARRIPHS INCUMMIMG
two more weeks, trust the plan
30 minute shitshow at least
USD/EUR is doing funny things
Tariffs?
You should expect at LEAST 30 minutes of old man rambling every time Trump does a press conference.
So there are discounts on the tariffs, nice
ahhahaha
EUROPEAN UNION ARE STEALING FROM US REEEEEEEEE
FUCKING LMAO THE VIX
Finally.
So just half split on existing?
Omega nothingburger. No wonder the market's shooting up.
Lmao even
Is this a fucking gameshow.
FUUUUCK!
Please be patient sar. Trump Jr is trying to log into his trading account to enter his short
Imagine the AI trading bots all trying to zoom into that chart to get the first trade. Slightest typo wouod cost them billions
WTF HALF of ALL tariffs averaged?
So that's way WAY more than flat 20% tax
It's literally over...
Check again
Moreover, these are listed as reciprocal tariffs. I hope that means its only on the same goods that they tariff us on.
So Mexico tariffing, say, alcohol, would have a half tariff on alcohol in the US.
switzerland
unironically a good thing. fuck those fence sitters.
a billion trillion percent tariffs 400%
Guess it's time for the EU to tax the freeloading big tech and their montage to not pay tax. Or better yet, filter out Adsense and the equivalent from Kikebook at their own ISP levels, for shit and giggles.
Dude just tariffed the whole world
Get rekt kek not sure if it was available to short being a new IPO but had no reason to have that valuation even for a day or 2
Checked
Thinkorswim just froze on me, graph not updating for the nasdaq
LMAOOOOOO THERE IT IS. I can't wait to slurp up single digit SOXL.
Gonna be CRIMSON fucking red tomorrow. Buy your puts now.
Checked
No one knows what the tarrifs will. They just gave Trump a list of countries and numbers telling him to ramble on. It's all smoke and mirrors. No one knows what will get what tarrif.
FREE HAT
this market is fucking retarded
It's completely arbitrary. You can interpret internal trade barriers however you want.
I told yall to short nasdaq but you said i was crazy
Options market is closed, snooze ya lose
nah
it'll crab some more until other countries start announcing their retaliatory stuff next week
I hate this rally nigger faggotry. Trump won. Be a tastelful leader ffs.
throwing out hats like it's a hot dog stand grand opening
Shameful
I'm genuinely surprised this wasn't priced in
Why is apple collapsing?
This retard doesn't understand the difference between VAT and tariffs, I'm at a loss of words.
Did he tariff Israel?
slave labor just got more expensive
what do YOU think...
his job depends on him not understanding
How could it be, nobody knew the exact numbers
That's very antisemitic.
This half of the average idea is genius because any retaliatory tax will just increase the us tariff.
it was on the dinky poster he showed off
but im sure theyll get special exceptions dont worry
New bread
OMG BILLIONS OF INVESTMENT IN MANUFACTURING INCOMING IT'S GONNA BE HUGE
lol no. They will wait till the tariffs are removed and go on business as usual. In the mean time consumers get raped.
Imagine being Taiwanese right now.
YEAH IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
unironically defending 20-23% tax on literally anything you buy
i thought europe was supposed to be a socialist paradise, why are you taxing the poor a higher % of their income than the rich? it's a tariff in every sense except textbook definition, local producers get their cut back in plenty of ways, foreign do not
Very very big handsome.
Is there a list of the tariffs by country somewhere?