So this clown is about to tariff the entire world and the market goes UP!?

So this clown is about to tariff the entire world and the market goes UP!?
I fucking sold my positions to buy the dip later after it crashes but apparently everyone thinks this is the best thing ever for the economy
How does this make any sense

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Markets are systems where powerful market makers control public sentiment and bet against the public. That's literally how you make money in markets, and always has been, only now the divergence between retail and market makers is bigger than ever.

The tariffs were priced in. You fell for the FUD on here, they were trying to make money off you.

I love how upset this makes you ledditors.
You bet against the US and lost.

im only up 1%. what is everyone holding that this is significant at all

wait... drumpf did what??!?!?!

oh my god we'll never recover from that thing he did!!!

Brrrrrrrrrrr ... Faggot

You fell for the FUD on here

here

the entire msm sphere was melting down, every paid for bank analysts report was screaming the sky was falling
for Anon Babble tier standards our sentiment was hovering around crab, not total implosion

anyways let it be a lesson op, when the whole world screams the market is going in that direction, look the other way and see line gongo there

dont act surprised all you had to do was look up how it went in trumps last term
he also did tariffs, first fear mongering, then a dip to buy for the insiders and afterwards end it as the peasants get liquidated on their shorts at the bottom
think for a second anon, do you really think they are going to let every joe sixpack that sold in last week go buy a big ass bottom

The DCA strategy protects you from this kind of bullshit. You're not a trader, so stop trying to predict the moves; that's how you make sustainable money.

market goes up a few percent

woah holy fuck guys wtf was that????

you are a fucking bag holding faggot. jesus…

this is good advice. you can tell he’s not a retard like these other morons that shitpost

Sell the rumor, buy the news. Dude it's the same thing every fucking time. Is it your first rodeo?

In the meantime, if he worked with Galaxis again, he’d make my bags so much fucking green

Markets are forward looking. We've been crashing for weeks

because smart people realize he will Make America Great Again. Our alliance with Russia will make us fucking rich, they will provide icebreakers and the resources we need to make grade A shit. We'll use Europe as collateral and they will seethe and beg for scraps from our table and we'll tell them to fuck off. It's going to be the Golden Age

Schizo dream posting

It will create jobs. Art of the deal.

Meanwhile in reality. Lots of companies are moving manufacturing back to the US, stocks are recovering, the US is setting itself up to be an economic powerhouse for the next 10 years and you are fapping alone in your mothers basement while reposting memes from reddit.
Go and short the market again faggot, I want you to lose money.

Lots of companies are moving manufacturing back to the US

Say three.

Apple, Honda and Ford.
You fucking retard. Learn to use Google.

IMPEACH HIM NOOOOOW

Tyrone believes Honda is an American company

sub-85 IQ has spoken

Never made that claim.
Reading not your strong suit redditor? Reread my post take as much time as you need. Sound out the words with your mouth and get an adult if you need help.

Honda imports their unfinished "car"

Put some stickers on it

Made in Murrica

MIGAtards clapping

Are you retarded? He didn't announce anything yet. Just be patient

Honda moves plant to US, employees Americans, pays taxes in the US for manufacturing inputs

Honda is also not the only company doing this

ledditor upset and starts fantasizing about cock sucking

I couldn't make this shit up

MIGAtard Being this retarded, thinking "plants" make the car from ground up.

It's mostly final assembly where a handful of niggers with screwdrivers finalize the car. Most, if not all of the parts and resources are imported from other countries.

If you still have any hope left you will be in a world of pain in about 1 hour

Honda moving manufacturing BACK to the USA does not grammatically indicate that it is a US company

Get an Oxford or Cambridge dictionary before the tariffs set in.

it's not real manufacturing because... it's just not okay!!!

This is why you guys lost and will continue to lose.

thanks for playing

Priced in. You missed the dip.

Meanwhile, in reality

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Honda has had plants in the US before you fucking retard.
Like I said, find an adult to help you because you are clearly special needs.

Go ahead and short some shit hotshot, put your money where your mouth is.

I already sold a lot of my stocks, retard. I don't trust this conman at all. He literally crypto rug pulled his own retarded fanbase made up of people like yourself

I'm sorry champ but the markets run by algorithms not the news. News means SHIT to the algorithms.

It's called an exit. They pump it, they get out, and then baggies are stuck holding.

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in about 15 minutes they can increase the odds to 95%

Weak hands pussy puts money directly into my pocket, more news at 11

Is that why the market has already dropped another 8% since I sold it? Looks like I'm the one with more money in my pocket not trusting this retard

Cool, sell the rest of them.

Is this the level of black and white thinking that migatards think with? Do you know what diversification means?

Put your whore money where your whore mouth is and sell me your stock right now you stupid little cunt. Do it now before DRUMPF makes markets redder than reddit.

Futures are crashing

crypto's pumping

Put your whore money where your whore mouth is and sell me your stock right now you stupid little cunt. Do it now before DRUMPF makes markets redder than reddit.

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Damn I can't believe you found a picture of a random dude, I am truly btfo

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Not for long

tariffs in

futures pumping

ledditors mad and wrong about everything

they also already sold so they will miss out on the bull run

what a lovely evening

overpriced american products GOOD
tariff'd cheap foreign products BAD

bull run

stock market continues to drop immediately in after hours trading

lmao

turns out you were right, fag. I should have shorted the market

Come again?