/smg/ - Stock Market General

MOAR TRADE WAR Edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

Financial TV Streams:

newslive.com/american/cnbc.html
livestreamy.net/bloomberg/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

tradingeconomics.com/
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/
chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

Why futures are red?

futures

What did he mean by this?

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he's a retard, just like anyone defending Trumps economic policies at this point

What did he mean by this?

Russia is getting Venezuela'd, rapidly approaching Zimbabwe'd even.

Fucks sake could everything stop dumping for once holy shit

new thread, new me

No lol

You literally FOMO'ed into the top. Imagine watching the biggest fucking delusional retail baggies going max long while smart money is short, and not selling everything. This is 100% your fault.

selling

ever

Hope you like HODL'ing for 20 years to break even in real terms under an optimistic scenario.

CNBC

@CNBC

·

3m

As the TACO trade goes viral, another is gaining traction: 'Anywhere But The USA'

Bloomberg

@business

Generic drugmakers say it would be too expensive to manufacture in the US — and tariff threats won't change that

It's so over.

You can have the bottom 20% and the top 20%, I'll take my profit in-between

It will end at some point, the only question is if Trump cucks before we crash at this point.

Death to America but this is overstated, businesses will continue as before. I am curious to see if the EU has the stones to do anything about Ireland being used as a tax haven for absolutely dispensable joke US service companies like Google and Facebook, it seems like a soft target

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he didn’t go all in on UNH

doesn't matter. prices remain the same in things that matter so people can afford services and food etc. if anything the eu is the biggest loser here as they had no backup plan for that cheap energy they were importing

if you know it's gonna go down and have a small portfolio it's best to sell high and go back in when it goes down, I personally feel it's going to hold until the end of summer but there's plenty of reasons for it to go down sooner than that

Germany is trying. As they plan a 10% tax on Techservices, which is most likely the direct response Merz hinted at when he said they'd do something about that if Ireland refuses to change.

potatoes

It's Ovodka

Anon on his deathbed

"Heh, glad I never sold and lived frugal all my life"

Assets get liquidated by the state and used for woke slop projects

So true sister, never take profit.

you are retarded lol
yeah bro just time the market and even if you get lucky you get raped by taxes

you guys are truly retarded lmao

Energy price inflation in the EU since the war started is nearly flat compared to food inflation in Russia, even taking Russias official numbers. You are guzzling too much Medvedev cum

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say I sell 100 and it goes down to 80, then I buy back at 80, I've made 20, I have to pay 2 in taxes, and when the price goes back up to 100 I'll have pocketed 18 + have another 20 unrealised profit, at least that's how it works in my country

It wouldn't just be Germany, it would be the whole EU (at least qualified majority if using the ACI). Ireland would obviously be opposed, but if they bring the motion, then likely they would've already secured the votes behind doors.

"you just have to time the market bro"

that's why you are broke moron lmao

That seems pretty fair to me, but as a Scot I get tilted about Ireland for some reason
The secret to not paying taxes is never earning more than the minimum threshold :DDD

Ayyy what’s the play today boys let’s go get this money aight bet

futures

t. literally down 90% on his portfolio

And now you're telling everyone to do exactly what you did and have a controlled flight into terrain lmfao.

You may say what you will but if I had not sold before liberation day I'd still be red, predicting small fluctuations is impossible, but predicting the consequences of big news and macroeconomic indicators is not hard

I'm green YTD moron, if you are mentally handicapped it's not my fault lmao

When you posted a month ago you said you had lost your entire life savings. Even if you earned it back, people still shouldn't be taking advice from you.

I'm not sure Germany can even do that on their own under the Common Commercial Policy...

wtf are you talking about absolute retard

lmao this 60 iq moron thinks there is only one person in this board LMAO

Oh, I just looked at the file name. You're not the real calls anon. He got rekt.

Was planning to buy EU etfs today. Maybe it's better to wait until EU make their retaliation first and buy the dip I think.

He is right in big portfolio owners with lots of stock not being able to sell everything at once. But for most of the posters in this board who hold a few stocks and don't have that much money in it, particular company news, global news, or economic news are def worth selling everything or going all in over

Trump said something so SELL EVERYTHING!
He's gonna go back on his word tomorrow but SELL TODAY AT A LOSS

The market is filled with absolute retards and they're getting poor every second. The billionaires and their algorithmic bots are getting poor and we're getting rich. Haha suckers.

Problem faggot?

I'm happy about it, I'm just wondering why billionaires are so stupid.

You don't actually need to be immensely smart to become rich in the US, you just need to convince the retards.

#WeWork

the USA FUD is making me extremely bullish

It's just traders,
7 fig index bros need not be concerned. I am actually most concerned with the USD devaluation occurring. Stocks are going sideways but currency popped itself all year.

Futures getting TACOed

That make no sense retard, if taco then nobody would sell

S&P Global Manufacturing PMI (May)

10:00 USD ISM Manufacturing PMI

10:00 USD ISM Manufacturing Prices

those this have any impact?

you have zero market knowledge.

it's a service economy and nobody wants to bring manufacturing back, so no, it's a nothing-burger.

You did buy Celsius didn’t you?

Bought a Redbull today

The secret to not paying taxes is never earning more than the minimum threshold :DDD

This is a great strategy once you make it.

eur/usd currently retesting hece the us100 increase
if it really retests it is over for a few days at least and we see much lower lows when eur/usd pumps even higher (looks like it is the case right now)

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I'm gonna sell my Celsius soon. I just want it to hit 40 and then I'm gonna move it to something else. It will probably do well long term but there are better opportunities.

what the crack is LYRA doing up 500% on premarket
these lowcap pharma stocks are something else

1.13/1.14 is a soft long term resistance

1.25 is the hard long term resistance

Pretty much a nothing burger for now

Fuck off

What cash secured outs are you sellling?

thats what the west wants you to believe but real people living there aren't affected by the propaganda. the western media has been crying that they will lose in just two more weeks for years yet nothing is happening and people live on as usual. sure the latest iphone might cost more but not the things that matter

I just started doing this but it seems like a no brainer.

Voo or preferred equivalent, you are dca buying it anyways, might as well collect some premiums in-between

I could see it dumping under 20k
would be a healthy move desu
we would close the gap and finish wave 4 to get last huge leg wave 5 until the total meltdown

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SBSW

MSTZ

Which one?

Also what anime have you been watching recently? Did you like it?

pic related

For me the premiums on VOO are too low to lock up $50,000. I’ve been selling CELH and soxl puts to great effect

Like last time? That small crash? TACO TACO

Sbsw easily, mstz seems like a good way to wake up to -20%

Checked + why tho

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2 tangible growth pathways with their Alani out has and international expansion

SELL SELL SELL

SELL SELL SELL

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*purchase

Anything gonna happen from the Powell meeting?

HOLY SHIT SELL REDDIT SELL

we are closer to green than anything legitimately bearish

I hate pharma companies. Fucking whale hunting to boost profits instead of just raising revenues and employing more people.

Thing is bangin

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Nothing is gonna happen.

oh my you have a ((lovely assistant)) as well

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Only burgers count as people everyone knows that, each burger has the mass and therefore the value of two seething poors

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missed over 10% pump of RENK and Henselt today because I only got Rheinmetall

grim grim grim

lol you actually bought the product

Great products get bought.

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Why the fuck is gold pumping today?

Okay, that's actually valid sentiment

Yep

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WAGMI LMT BROS

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Manufacturing can come back if trump stops being a taco.
But the tariffs are too low to make it worth it. If we call him a taco enough, he might actually stop being a taco and then it's time to buy manufacturing.

Repeating the question from the previous trade - what's a good play for today should yield 3-5% in around 2 weeks? I'm thinking about ASTS but Trump is fucking around with NASA again

Why is oil green

Previous thread*

Sell some CSPs on something you wouldn’t mind owning

5 posts about how we’re all buying Celsius, repost of the same charts again

1 post by all IDs

It is getting slightly annoying now ngl, this place isn’t exactly moving the market

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GOOGLIE MOOGLIE bros why are we dumping?!!

I don’t intend on frequency hopping. I was on my way into work so as I drive my ID changes. Now I’m on work wifi my ID will be consistent

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Didn’t mean to reply to you there bestie

9 days until the next CPI

imagine if it's below .3 again

Reddit general

Nah bro, they're going to start a massive GME type movement with the twenty people that bother lurking this shitehole

GME

please don't mention that retard stock
you'll cause them to have another meltdown since earnings are close, its on friday

Unironically should I buy it? I keep away generally, but they usually hang around $30 and should pump a bit before friday, right?

I never play earnings but there is usually a pretty easy pump and dump each time. That being said it looked like it already happened early

Is the REIT anon here? If not, anyone remember which industrial and medical REIT he was shilling?

t. Anon Babblenigger visits another board

anyone trying to ride DGNX to $90 again or are we staying away from that shitstock

That's because potata crop had poor yields this year. Even Luka was complaining about it earlier.

Dunno if this was posted earlier, but Jerome gave a smol speech at Princeton earlier this week.
youtu.be/wl046zkZXWU

We buying clf?

Best buys in the market right now: AMD, AMZN, DOCS, TOL, UBER. If you don't own at least 2 of these you aren't making it.

hopefully you so i can dump this garbage

I'll buy at 55 and set a stop at 50. It looks the ride is over though it's making lower highs and lower lows

IRD met its phase 3 trial success and is up 70% rn. unsure if it’s worth jumping in

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON LET'S MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Calls cost 7 dollars ill buy one

Buy an REIT right before the real estate market tanks. Great idea

Morning frens
Based

Actually retarded, I feel sorry for you so I'll give you the scoop.

GOOG, NVO, UNH, PEP, OXY, EPA: MC

wtf just happened? why is it green again?

MUMUSISTERS WTFWT???

ROCKETSHIP OUT OF NOWHERE
BAFFLED

I made a tiny bit of money by holding onto my AAPL bags instead of panic selling like I was told to. NO DOLLAR WILL BE LEFT BEHIND.

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Be cool mooglie we will pump just shaking out weak hands rn.

UNH Chads it’s finally happening!

This pump smells fishy

how high is unh going to go before the 11am megacrash?

What the fuck is the pump lol someone clue me in

Niggervideo bros we're so back

I bought

say it ain't so...

You mean megapump right? It’ll be good news won’t it?

I sold.

fake and gay market remains fake and gay

shocking

it’s a shareholder meeting and people are pumping *before* the meeting. people have been posting on reddit shilling UNH. this is “sell bags to morons” day for sure. if you have hella bags at least buy a protective put in case of unh $250 eod

Something something market retarded longer than you can be solvent

Little do they know I can be solvent AND retarded for the rest of my life

dont worry
its done pumping

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Why would it dump? Everyone knows it'll be back at 500 in a year or two.

yup healthcare is longterm bullish because people wont stop deteriorating and getting older, premiums will keep increasing. Guaranteed. Anyone who didnt buy the generational bottom on UNH is a moron.

If it dumps after the meeting, is it safe go in?

shoutout to this TSLA red candle

Short term who knows, long term 100%

Every time I think I should buy something and it'd be a good idea I put if off too long and lose the opportunity.
US steel stocks I was looking at popped by like 15% thanks to the tariffs helping the industry. Now I have to wait and hope for another good chance to buy.

The pump lasted for... 16 minutes.

Big dump is coming.

source: I closed my short.

I couldn't find anything of interest besides the dxy dump
maybe it was technicals

Why did rhm suddenly dump ?

kek what was this fakepump?

MAKE TESLA GREAT AGIAN PLEASE I NEED TO PUMP AAAAAAAA

Reddit bought

EUDef holder: "Is, is that a Russia/Ukraine meeting? I HAVE TO DOOOOOOOOMP"

Seriously what the FUCK is wrong with these faggots?

Ukrainian DefMin Umerov: Kyiv Believes All Key Issues At Talks Can Only Be Resolved At Leader-Level

- Proposed To Hold A Meeting By End-June To Make Progress

end of june

wtf

oof ISM miss, 48,5 and prices 69,4

It doesnt hurt anymore
When you walk through the door
I forget every word that you said
And I can't put you down when no one else is around
And when you're gone, you're getting replaced
I KNOOOOWW THAT IIIII'M NOOOOOT GOOOOOOOOD
OH NO
I'M NOT GONNA TREAT YOU
I'M NEVER GONNA TREAT YOU LIKE I SHOOOOOOOULD
OOOOOOWOOOAHHOOOOOOOOOO

eur/usd pumping on

yeah its over

US ISM Manufacturing May: 48.5 (est 49.5; prev 48.7)

- Prices Paid: 69.4 (est 69.0; prev 69.8)
- New Orders: 47.6 (prev 47.2)
- Employment: 46.8 (prev 46.5)

US Construction Spending (M/M) Apr: -0.4% (est 0.2%; prev -0.5%; prev R -0.8%)

BUILD
BACK
BETTER

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Sorry, only dumps for you.

everything i hold is red

sold zscaler before earnings and msised 13% now

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holy giga dump

PAMP ET
NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

Reminder the "smart" money sold or massively reduced their equities back in april and completely missed out on one of the quickest V shape recovery rallies in stockmarket history. Meanwhile "dumb money" aka retail was buying the dip at record levels.

It's honestly mindblowing to me to what lengths bears will go to pretend they are not utterly retarded. The stockmarket is literally a cheat code, you buy the dip, you hold and you are 100% guaranteed to always make money in the long run, imagine being so stupid you are somehow able to lose a game that is rigged to be 100% in your favor if you just follow the simplest of rules.

You're such a smarty pants :)

Don't show this anon SPX from 1929 to 1960

I'm not, that's the whole point. Any idiot can make money in the market, except the dunning kruger bears who think they need to play this 500 IQ interdimensional chess instead of just buying the fucking dip like any normal person did when the VIX was at 40+.

'Smart' money is just bots

don't give them the cheat code, you're competing against them

bad reports

immediately memeryholed

Unh doing some heavy lifting for me today. Still can’t save me from red though.

Lost decades tend to require crazy shit to happen in the world before they can occur, like in your example a fucking world war and a great depression. And even then, everyone who just bought the dip and DCA their disposable money into the market in those years would have made a boatload of money coming out of it.

I just got a $20 dividend from Petrobras. Thanks macacos!

I already forgot!

What's the ticker?

crazy shit does happen thougheverbeit

What should someone outside of USA invest in when usd is dropping? What non usd denominated financial instruments have good ROI?

be me

20yo in 1925

let's buy some stocks

eet dumps

ill just buy le dip

eet dumps moar

slurpslurp

eet doesn't pump

A. die in war

B. die before break-even

mfw

i hate myself so much for selling right here

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Swiss insurers

anyone buying puts on APLD?

Jpow speaks today. Predictions?

Quick show him inflation rates since getting off the gold standard

Yet another V shaped recovery

Is the Chinese year of the vat or something?

Also UNHealthy Chads EOD prediction? $330 for me teehee.

GOOG red

NVO green

UNH green

Ez money

just bought 25 more shares of schg

I hope the rumors of Jerome resigning are true. Probably not though. Nothing ever happens.

bear bros... its finally time

*TRUMP AND CHINA'S XI LIKELY TO SPEAK THIS WEEK

the fact that you have to go back 100 fucking years to a market and a time that is completely incomparable to where we are at today already shows that you don't really have any argument against what I'm saying. Why are you so afraid of using any recent crash in the last 30 or so years? Great financial crisis, dot.com crash, covid, 2022 tech crash, had you bought at the very peak of these markets and then just DCA as it went down, you'd have made life changing generational wealth within 10 years of it happening.

PBR

world war is brewing
i saw an ad for the military the other day with not a single woman in it
i will be in prison for 5 years for draft dodging though, not out there dying for kikes.

Too much risk of it turning into another CRWV.
Is there any point to buying SCHG over SCHD. I know SCHG is meant for growth, but it hasn't outperformed SCHD THAT much, is less safe, and doesn't give dividends.

Based.

Literal fan fiction from some bitcoin tard on twitter

Good news: I bought 300 shares of SPY at $585.23.
Bad news: I sold them three (3) seconds later at $585.54

SCHG wildly outperformed SCHD. They are a great pairing. Aggressive growth with Schg and a value tilt with SCHD. I’m buying biweekly 80/20 in favor of Schg

whomstve

S&P to correct to 5250 no later than Q3, Literally Who's Literal Who predicts

schd has actually been underperforming quite dramatically since 2022, but even in the long run 4-5% is a huge difference. Anyway i hold both but mostly schg.

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Don't worry, I entered the wrong metals companies and bailed out with an extra $2 to my name. Better that nothing was lost in a bad decision. That's what happens when I don't do my research.

I bought PLTR at the pico top with a high leverage . Already down 23%

mfw doomers who browse Anon Babble 12 hours a day are giving investment advice

È strano c'è un ascaro che è allegro
È negro ma parla in italiano
Per provar che parla bene
Proprio come si conviene
Ripete a perdifiato tutto il dì

Me ne frego non so se ben mi spiego
Me ne frego ho quel che piace a me
Me ne frego non so se ben mi spiego
Me ne frego ho quel che piace a me

You didn't seriously buy the overvalued stock in history did you?

Why would you do such a thing anon?

what do they reccomend?

If your bear case hinges on a third world war breaking out, you aren't making any rational investment decisions. And if it does actually happen, who the fuck cares about the stock market anyway? Lots of people who had all their money in cash prior to WW2 also lost everything due to hyperinflation or due to their properties getting destroyed during the war.

The crashes you mentioned are incomparable. 1929 is the easiest analogy, but 1987 Japan is probably the most relevant and recent comparison to the current overextension of markets.
Doesn't mean I'm 100% cash or 100% defensive, though.
Similar to Japan in the 80s, there are still great companies, but there's also shit on a stick dressed up so it can be bought on margin as a derivative by retards

he probably fell for the big government database deal coming rumor

im not bearish i buy $700 of Shit every monday.
The ball is just too splendid to leave, even if you know what's coming.

Oh, I guess I just read the charts wrong. I didn't realize the difference was that big, so I thought that the dividends would make up the difference as long as they didn't increase your tax burden that much.

No government deal could ever really justify these absurd valuations.

being giant pussies on the sidelines forever

valuations

ok grandpa lets get you to bed
the market has only ever been valued fairly for brief periods following enormous economic catastrophes, and even then it's always short-lived. Do you want to sit sidelined and miss out on 100%, 200%, 700% gains or more waiting ?

Meanwhile "dumb money" aka retail was buying the dip at record levels.

This is flawed reasoning though. It was a V-shaped recovery BECAUSE they bought the dip. Retail apparently dumped over $120 billion into the market. You talk as if Wall Street missed out on some natural phenomenon that would have happened no matter what. The fact that the phenomenon was caused by retail is not exactly a good sign. If they're slurping for literally no reason and the entire bull thesis is "stocks just always go up," they can't keep this going on their own forever.

kek you sound like reddit faggots coping about TSLA, Tesla is more than a car company and Palantir is more than muh gov contracts boomer

they can't keep this going on their own forever.

That's pretty much what's been making it go up for the last 150 years.

how do i invest into anduril

Tesla is more than a car company

Technically it's less than a car company given that they can't even manage to sell those anymore.

Thinking of running the 100 csp on pltr, seems like free money

No, retail alone dumping their money into index funds without a single thought is not what drives the market up in the long run. Large amounts of smart money being invested carefully is what does it. Any retail rally is liable to be floating on air. Don't get me wrong, it could keep going for another entire year or so, but if no actual bull thesis arises to entice smart money to join in with retail on this insane pump, it will absolutely come down.

In 20 years, money stock will be 4-6x what it is right now

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Palantir has more than double the P/E ratio of Tesla by the way. Palantir makes Tesla look like a value play.

honestly 4-6x feels like a conservative estimate.

As long as it retains high IV it will remain my most profitable position

so in other words bitcoin will be at least up by that much

Is it time to buy WOLF?

short it then and end up like Shrekli with quantum

retail only started the rally. The "smart" institutional money has already come back in as well, that's what caused the v shaped recovery. Nvidia for instance was bought predominately by institutional investors the week prior to their earnings call whereis retail was content with having slurped the big dip when it was under $100.

GDXJ just broke a 12 year high

Gold mining bull market is here

What should I run this week?

Crwv csp
Pltr csp
Unh csp( if it dumps today)

what does this mean.

red = gdp weighted
black = equal weighted

70 countries 10/2 curves averaged.

what does it mean.

gentlemen prefer bonds

What in holy hell happened in the 80s

where did everyone go why is the thread so slow

deal timeloop

Seething at china timeloop

Im so bored bros this timeline sucks

I will sell my puts when

nothingeverhappens niggers

doombull niggers

migger niggers

All collectively take turns seppuku'ing each other

you know if you held through earnings it would've dropped 10%

We're in bant circlejerking to ai generated children

Is this a bottom signal?

The market is dead and I don't care anymore

CMON MUMUs I NEED A FAT FUCKING PUMP AND DO A X5 WITH MY TSLA TURBO CALL
CMON GO GO GO

why is gold on the high today

Seething at china
Tax bill

UNH not inspiring confidence, should've sold the pump.

MULN just reverse split again so its IPO price is over 1 quadrillion now

i may be hooked

UNH meeting now

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

KEEP IT UP CMON

There are two kinds of people in this world, wholesome people and (((people))) that refuse to offer liquidity to the markets

shoutout to SPY dipping

Will Nvidia be $155 or more any time the rest of this year?

Power outage at the shill farm

We need a 70% crash to shake out all the "line goes up" retards. They're ruining the stock market for everyone.

holy dipperino!
is that... a dip?!?! oh oh im SLOORRRPRING OOOAAA

Yeah I'd love to buy that much of a dip
That's why it wont happen

Retail is just that one famous video of old people sitting at penny slots presssing a button at a rapid pace

hope y’all dumped your UNH calls
called the dump but wanted UNH to go higher before 11 before buying puts, so ai stayed out of options

It actually needs to happen.

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yeah I know bogdanoff is watching me

no. jensen begging on cramer sealed $100 eom

you shorted?
based on what?

So let me get this straight. The guy who founded Zip2 which merged with PayPal, who co-founded OpenAI, made electric vehicles widely accessible with Tesla, who started SpaceX and made reusable rockets viable and provides worldwide internet coverage with Starlink, who founded Neuralink to allow paralysed people to move is now betting on robotics being the next big thing with Tesla positioned to be the market leader. This is who you are betting against.

mumu I got a plan
runaway as fast as you can

We need a 70% crash to shake out all the "line goes up" retards.

I pray for this every day. Finance has become an absolute joke now and completely divorced from reality and the economy at large. We need a crash to bring sanity back to this country again so badly.

You and I will be dead before it happens
And only one of us will have made it

fuking kill me

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not one fucking red day. this market is insane

Turbo Call.
Basically a warrant, except there's a barrier that kills my entire investment the moment TSLA goes below a certain price.
I fucking triggered my stop-loss at 335.65... made +59% but could've been better.
At least I refunded my mom's gift for her bday.

how do we stop gold? /pmg/ bros are laughing at us

no HOOD

ngmi

hope no one bought in8bio from my post the other day. shit was trash. liquidated my position and used the money to flip a SPY 589p to get at least $30 back (success)
contemplating whether to buy more nintendo before the switch2 launch and just hold it until i die

WTFWT

HOOD

never heard of it
chart looks like palantir
why the shit is adobe dying?

You and I will be dead before it happens

Doubt it. The hyperinflation following the COVID money printers in 2020 really exhausted the option of simply just printing money/lowering interest rates to make line go up forever. Prices for goods and services these days is absurd and valuations are completely out of whack, the consumer is totally tapped out. You can't just continue to spike inflation anymore to prevent a correction now, too many people have taken note these days on how expensive things are and are just now opting to not participate in the economy or society anymore. Another round of monetary hyperinflation would just be adding fuel to the fire.

HOOD is robinhood, the american stock app for retail

The entire government will collapse before it allows even one brown person to die. Blacks are an eternal fiscal deficit and require massive amounts of printing. Mexicans are about 33% as much of the deficit blacks are but still thats printing. Only whites could balance that deficit but theres no longer enough of us to provide the necessary surplus. Ergo. We will continue to inflate.

why the shit is adobe dying?

its your portfolio anon

chart looks like palantir

yet only one of them actually makes money

Interesting enough studies are finding more people are cooking at home at covid levels in 2025
Fast food is as expensive as fast casual restaurants such as applebees or chilis
Consumer sentiment is in the literal gutter

this retard market is actually going to evaporate all my unrealized theta gains. We need to close at 586 at MOST.

and that would be jewlantir?
alright. i just buy from my bank

jej lmao I cook at home like 6 times a week now. Goy slop is expensive and two ingredients away from being poison. I'd rather save money and live better TM.

Sounds good for society as a whole. Fast food is poison.
Anecdotally I also pretty much cook all my meals now. I am guilty of also eating a lot of fast food when it was cheap and convenient but now it's merely convenient so I have it like twice or thrice a month at most.

i'm gonna be stuck bagholding uvix forever goddammit

poisonmind

NEW THREAD

1m

wtf

If the market is insane stay away. This one stock I want to buy, but like everyday it is going up. Eventually the trend will reverse and I'll be there, waiting.

nah, that would be roobing goyim

Daytrading.
I don't hold shit for more than a day.

damn its already green

Still 1m is asking to get liquidated, when I day traded the minimum I'd use was 15m, I felt like I could do 5 but my results disagreed