/smg/ stock market general

My CELH puts are rapidly decreasing in value. Why didn’t I listen

You did dip your toes back in, didn't you anon?

Yes, I sold puts

no good news ahead

markets unironically price in tuesday being the cuck day

Oh I am laffin

This is the way

It’s flat today THOUGH

Patiently waiting for a CRWV dip to buy into.

Imagine not going all in HIMS at the open. why do you hate money?

why would that junk go up now? bankers were just busy dumping it to 30

WTF just happened to GOOGL???

It’s about to pump I bet.

It's the only large cap with significant volume and price action. As soon as it clears pre-market highs after the open it's gonna blast off

le antitrust case
no, nothing has changed, but some analyst just said the stock might go down if the lawsuit passes
fuck my dumb nigger life

Bluebear(ries)

sold hims at 56 after that huge dip

goes up to 59

goes back down to 56

They lay off employees and lose original wegovy compounding rights

OK surely it dips again right?????

Nope, they plan to buy zava and it pumps to fucking 61

For me, it's Monster Energy (ticker: MNST)

futures

Based

Don't post omens like that Monster bro

I can't believe my meme made it as a thread starter. I am now canon in smg lore, kneel.

congratulations anon. also what a chad in that pic

Congrats anon. It’s unfortunate that you’re such a new samefagger that it will be widely assumed that you baked yourself

That's a real man (not AI).

Idk but I’m buyin dips

HIMSSISTERS

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON IT'S TIME TO MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Based and WTFWT

UNH YOU ARE CRASHING THE CAR MY FRIEND

Told yall HIMS was going to explode when it went past pre-market high. Never doubt me again.

Never baked, never will. Ugh I know I know.. I'm sorry it's just that I won't bake a new thread. HAHAHAH

uh seriously wtfwt

HIMS

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

they doubted the HIMS chad

muh viagra pills

muh overpriced garbage

he didn’t buy Celsius

kek

oh my god

2 more weeks

Bears HATE him.

Why didn't you buy hood???

Where’s the guy that bought CELH puts last week? How are you coping?

Reminder that permabear doomer chuds never get to cum

SPY's chart for the last 3 weeks is fucking absurd
People look at it and feel bullish?

None of that shit matters. The market is 100% rigged just guess if it's getting rigged up or down.

that seems awfully mean why is he doing that

It's the highest joy in life to abuse another human being with impunity.

Because regardless of what they say slaves and eastern euros in general aren't white

I only buy in when I see 09:30:00. Anything else and I shut my broker off cuz I know it's gonna be a shit day. Nice job

Literally every person you've ever met would do that to you if they could do so without consequence
If it breathes it's an opp

Post-open apparent winner?

shitty crab day
i am going to bed

You just gotta be faker and gayer than the market is.

Buy what today??

why is nvda mooning

The dip in gold stocks

damn shoulda bought that soxl v dip

should I take 6.5% on NVDA?

Been crabbing for a while.

US April factory orders -3.7% vs -3.1% expected

my GOD it's fucking OVER

the past one that was +4,3% was revised down to 3,4%

SPY's chart for the last 3 weeks is fucking absurd

People look at it and feel bullish?

i'm going to keep dwyer poasting until morale improves

Oh noooooooooas lets look at the data in a vacuum, let's ignore why it happened nooooooo its over the economy is dead save me bidenman!

Lower prices to meet lower demand, lib.

Got friends to sell at 67 for HIMS
Bulls hope you sold, its bears market again.

Thoughts on $MET?

Give me a ticker to sell cash secured puts on

we're AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA now

ye
started a new BOIL
position
after selling off 1
yesterday
& it's already
nicely green
but i still have KOLD 2
in case it
DROOPS
& will keep building
& selling both
no matter
WATEVS NATGAS
do
wen they don't think it be like it is

it's already recovering

I sold. Never baghold

oh no, thats awful. i guess the market will turbopump

Sadly, I sold at 56~, after they announced layoffs and losing WeGovy rights. 5 days later this shit happens lmao

We buy the dip again

Calm down Lel

Could the market please dip for more than half a minute? I can't buy fast enough.

If you can't predict the market with 100% accuracy. Then you're not white.

I'll either hold my puts to 0 and have a great excuse to shoot myself in the head or I'll be a fucking millionaire. Win win really

Should I put 20k in Celsius

Yes

Do I have to pay extra to see the rest of the pasta, CELH shill account no.3?
Yes

This is the last time I ask ChatGPT to make memes for me.

celsus

BRK/B is just sad.

Yeah, buy the picotop bro.

I don't know what's happening but I'm about to fomo into soxl

Huh HIMS SISTERS? I THOUGHT WE WERE BACK

I believe SPY will test 600 today.

I'm looking at a stinky cryptominer bag that I'd dump for it though

Cope

I'm not even invested in celh I just like the drink and like that the stock is getting attention, used to hold it though. I think it can run again like monster over the long run but it seems like there's too much hype right now

Market flatter than an anime girl

I slurped HIMS again

i mean all they said was, "we plan on buying zava"

So not only was it an eventual, but they still laid off staff and lost wegovy rights. Although I am sure they can compound some "slightly different" version with novo nordisk

looks like we had our pump to dump, now the crab/grindpump til clsoe

PAMP EEEEEET

why are semiconductors omega-pumping?

It's over.

I bought it with half of my life savings.

omega

Which ones

just NVDA so far, amd not really

I sold NVDA at 141, it does this all the time. Peaks 141 and trump says something funny about china -dumps to 137~

everything. SOXL is up like 8% in two days

Thanks for your sacrifice anon

I bought AMZN.

I fucked up and sold at 133 and rebought at 137 but also sold because crabbing

should've done this 20 years ago dude.

Fucked up and rolled a call for the wrong expiry

morning niggas, morning jews

this soxl pump is insane

wtf is this shit with americans, just the same like yesterday

jews tried to dump. we will slurp

da j00z!

Hey could you not?

TO THE MOON MOTHERFUCKERRR

shush
whatever happened to that 0dte gigachad anon?

SHOULD I GET UHHHHH

why hims, celsius and something else I forgot now, looks like this today
i am noticing

God I love NVDA so much.

nevermind i woke up
lmao
bobos on suicide watch as usual

HIMD

lol, lmao even

zoom out

I BEHEEMED MYSELF

I’m here. Not trading. Just watching. If you’re doing 0dtes right now, watch like a hawk during lunch. I slightly trust this pump, but only marginally. Once the theta crunch happens in the afternoon, we’ll see if this pump is fake and gay or a real rally.

he made it....

checked glad to see you’re still here

Everything in my portfolio is neon green today. Except for this dog shit REIT, of course

As long as you bought AMZN pre-2025, you would be up today regardless of the tariffs.
Missed earnings + No Buffet to inspire confidence + Underperforming on green days = Going to take a while to recover.

Fucking retard
Where were you at sub 10 SOXL
Should just stay out of it desu, youre gonna buy SOXL, it’ll dip 20% on a random day and you’re gonna fold and sell at a loss
You’ll fomo again at 30 and cower like a nigger again at another 15% dip and sell at a loss
You’ll fomo in again at 40 and tell yourself this is the time you’re riding it to 60
You’ll fold again at the first 20% dip and sell for another loss
SOXL pumps it’s cock through 60 and you cry you didn’t make any money and SOXL trannies are just bots and trannies (which is correct on the latter)
Just stay out of it midwit, SOXL isn’t for people like you, stick to stable boomer investments like VIG or IVV
Nigger

it will come down again. don't buy the top

getting crowd before earnings good idea?

Whoever draws the asses, does it wrong. On the latter one the whole ass looks sunken. Like it has a different vanishing point than the rest

deutsch banks latest forecast is based around and taking into account trump cucks out on his tariffs

Fucking lmao

What’s with the green dildo? I get the schizo AH but what’s with the giga pump at open?

SOXL will never see 60 ever again (except for stocksplit shit)

You just know he's gotta be fuming about this shit

ASML returning somewhat to normalcy. I wonder if this deal by Wednesday thing will pass utterly without mention

desu

Thanks. I’ll always be here. This is my home now.
Anyway, market did not like testing to 595. It wasn’t a hard rejection, though. Algos are playing. Let’s see what lunchtime brings.

Why didn’t you finish the job Biden you demented fuck

Do we still have Panickians ITT?

mmm bullish

Pls stop dumping HIMS

i though that was eu. they love to regulate everything to death

the same guy who told me to buy ACHR told me to buy this. i bought archer instead of this and I'm fucking NOT UP

^ shaped recovery

Coiling. Getting tight. Might see 595 soon.

Thoughts on nuclear? (direct plays, infrastructure)
I saw that Meta signed a 20 year nuclear energy deal, I'm sure others will follow suit. My concern is government bullshit but I'm willing to wait a few years to see gains.

t. mostly throw money at boomer funds but want to have some more strategic plays

Nuclear making a comeback is long overdue
The problem is the regulation of dumping its toxic waste

Is the market pricing in Trump cucking out of the deadline for tomorrow?

waiting for a CRWV dip to buy into.

sell puts, the premiums are very high

You faggots said the same exact thing last 2 times
Bobos never learn
Fucking nigger macaques, don’t chimp out too hard on the next 60

my brokerage added a female ai assistant to their app

boom

Nuclear (Specifically SMRs) are going to be the future for powering data centers.
If trumps big beautiful bill is passed, states will be banned from regulating AI for 10 years. Data centers could, arguably, be included in this since AI needs data centers.
I’m bullish on nuclear, both SMRs and normal power plants.

Oh you’re a TDS tranny faggot loving nigger
Nvm you’re probably seething at your failed attempts at shorting tsla
But some kneepads instead, this game isn’t for emotional little cuckoids femmes like you, just go back

Why tf is the market pumping like the trade war is over

isn't it basically over

Trump cucking is good for your SOXL bags you fucking retard

TACO

heem options niggers and make a lil money on the way

dumping its toxic waste

Nuclear waste is in impenetrable casks that will outlast the waste’s radioactivity.

What will happen after passing the bill in senate?
I recall the market dumped when it passed in the house last time.

He won’t touch chips
I was never worried you little cuckoid
Make sure you kiss a niggers foot and blow a tranny today for a good social credit score boost

based retard in the making

Her baby's gonna turn out like that Incredible Hulk villain, the one with the huge noggin

It is over, President Trump told you to buy. You trusted him right? He literally made us rich

yields moon

MLGO

how the fuck does a stock go from ipo'ing at $2k/share to trading under $2 in just 5 years? what scam is this and how do i profit from it?

Nuclear energy is safe
Nuclear waste storage is safe
Get educated.

You can't be obsessed by one little thing, being a good trader is to be aware of everything and synthesize it to a strong opinion. China is losing the trade war bad, America's economy is booming, more jobs (JOLTS #), more money (wages up 0.8%), best May ever, Palantir is about to replace Apple in the MAG7 (maybe turns into Elite 8). Right now we are bullish for many factors.

Take it all in and then make a decision on what you want to do.

i am getting in around 50 so please dump more

Headquarters: China

except in the places its not and trump will surely get rid of those pesky regulations staying in the way of even higher profits

Educate me on this shit, why is everyone talking about a boner pill company now

She's hot, but for a CNBC girl?

/smg/ gets weird shills
We had people peddling a mutant fish company once

people buy what they know. there are hairlets in this very thread.

It is known for weight loss now

i dont know
I only buy based on structure
it has a good run and I plan buying on wave 4

This
Slav posters, or turd world

shorting tsla. please stop buying for the next hour or two

muh blompf

Stay seething. He fucking WON

The bond market is one big beautiful bill away from collapse with an enormous debt wall looming. I really can't give a shit about frothy equities

enjoy your losses bobo
longing x3 leverage since the bottom bay bay

I managed to snag a 21% scalp on this pump, sitting back now. We're about to hit the resistance zone we keep bouncing off of, no idea what happens then.

just give me vwap and then you can pump your bags

he may have won but it doesn't mean you won

Eester laude went up 25% since Michael burry went all in

daytrading

never mind buddy
burn all your cash like I did
i am not cut for it I think. tried it for 2 years daily and never was profitable

I'm trying to figure out how to actually capitalize on this. Direct plays (CEG)? Utilities?

Do you hear that? It's the sound of countless legions of retail investors FOMOing into the very tippy top. And we all know good things always happen to retail investors.

This.
Anon, trump hasnt said to buy stocks for at least a couple weeks

dollar pumping

sp pumping

you can't win the fakest and gayest market in the world

i always imagine it's 4 figure accounts posting about "retail". am i correct

I hold google and brkb.
It's been a bad day.

Wait, what the fuck. Go back up.

partisan dipshit detected

yeah i dont recommend it. but ive learn the way of hitting and running
i already got my gay long in today. maybe i got out too early

The whole Wolfspeed debacle is so fucking funny, this is BBBY all over again.

Amzn won't go up as long as tariff is in place imo. Many chinese sellers.

3

I keep 5 figures in my brokerage account, but I have just barely 6 figures total to my name ($109,000). But just because I am retail doesn't mean I can't shit talk retail.

Market is

Jobs up

Fake!

Companies have strong quarters

And

Trumps art of the deal

Gay!

PLTR tops 130, nasdaq ATH soon

(translation: I missed out and I'm coping)

the stockwits page is entertaining

kek my picture

Probably. On a bullish day, Retail doesn’t buy during this time anyway. Retail buys in the morning to ride the coattails of institutional investors and algos. They start selling longs at around 1030-1115.

Good job man. Always nice to have a clean exit. Now you can chill and drink coffee.

Yeah, 99% of the shit they sell is either imported from China or sold by Chinks directly. But most huge retailers are in the same boat I would assume, for the most part
It do be that way sometimes

bahahaha so many niggers here are sidelined

schd ripping

You mean to tell me institutional investors with ten gorillion dollars of capital are pumping SPY at a rate of $0.02 per minute? At the absolute peak of the recent rally? Yeah ok. This is Taco Bell employees dumping in $500 at a time as they all FOMO each other in their Whatsapp friend group.

I just sold 5/6 of my SOXL. Im leaving the last bit for NVIDIA to hit its target of 170.
A cool 50% gains in 60 days. Thanks my Sissters!

CEG will be back at 350 in 2 months. This is just a retail shakedown after the news. I did get smoked trying to make a quick buck though

Based avatarfag

real contender for least funny image ever posted

You guys constantly swing trading instead of committing to hold for years with conviction is why you haven't made it yet

I'm whatever animal is more of a bear than a bear and even I don't think it's all retail. A lot of it, but not all. Hedgies can be fucking retarded too
Hes just horsing around

There's room for both

Yeah it's so funny, you can see that the meme investors are really crashing out when they start yapping some shit about converting their company stock into treasury bonds (what?) and that no one will be able to sell because they have decreed it (what? x2).

Battery for me.

This is why Im trying to get out of leverage, as dumb as Trump is, it's the bond vigilantes that scare me.

if line keeps buying up and news is doomposting they are lying to you. institutions are all in on the dip or there would not be enough money around to keep this sustained

I have a panic attack the moment whatever I buy goes below my buy price. I don't have it in me to hold anything.

Nvidia is a shitcoin

50k in vanguard indexes at 27

10k to fuck around as a hobby

In my eyes I have already made it

better off selling for a small loss than a big one.

years

i have bills to pay in less than a week

Whatever. You could have bought SPY in 2010 and would only have a measly 6x by now. Turning $50k into $300k (enough for approximately 1/2 of a decent house) will not get me escape velocity out of the middle class. I'm not interested in turning mediocrity into slightly better mediocrity and still spending my life suffering among untermenschen. I'll either make it by getting creative or I'll kill myself in the middle class.

Now 1 hour of crab til the pump resumes

lol me too. Lost all my profits I made over 6 months just this week panic selling.

Zased

They’re probably not all in but big money needs to make money every quarter and cannot afford to be sidelined, even if they know this is greed

You mean to tell me institutional investors with ten gorillion dollars of capital are pumping SPY at a rate of $0.02 per minute?

Yes. You can’t compete against them. I can’t. We are pimples on fleas compared to them. They are Yog Sothoth.
This is why I do 0dtes. I fight nothing because you and I actually can’t. I just follow trends.

check out MULN

Where the hell do you see doomposting? The news feed in my brokerage is nothing but shit like picrelated

Don't get me wrong, I follow trends too. I know as well as anyone that fundamentals are irrelevant in the post-covid market. I still like to point out the absurdity though.

depends on the day. tomorrow they could be spooking with tariff jitters again. wasn't there actually even something on wednesday

how the fuck did you not add anything to that 50k in 15 years

yea bro, we're going back to ATHs! fundamentals are even better than when they were in feb! Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain!

UNH getting QUITE close to 300 again
Trumps deadline for deal propositions from everyone, nobody will reply and he will not do anything

Sexually harass it

good luck beating SPY though

You know I should be hoping for peace between Ukraine and Russia just because having a stable continent is better than not, but I'm also heavily invested in EU Def so I kinda don't want them to stop warring.
I mean it is just Ukraine, they can be sacrificed for my portfolios sake.

Based. I had a noose on standby when I was grinding up.

he will post something that will cause a dump

Way to be a dick bro

SPY X2 did a x20

I know beating SPY is unlikely, but I also know even SPY's performance is not enough to get a decent life in current year.

This stock just refuses to go down. I can't believe the ability to finance a pizza is actually worth anything.

So /smg/, why did you sell the bottom? Did you not trust Trump?

I don’t think anyone cares anymore, the last few things didn’t do anything one way (50% steel) or the other (extending the delay on the lib day tariffs). He’ll probably have to do something creative to get a reaction

approximately 1/2 of a decent house

You live in a shithole bud

I bought in spite of the tourists spamming about the end of america. Bigger buy signal than anything trump said

Of course it’s worth something, it smooths out cash flow for companies, and they pay commission to the instalment provider because in theory it increases sales. It’s just stupid that it does provide value

I always trust my President

Sold my position in nvda, cause I realized potential for growth was limited due to the big market cap of 3.4T.

Moved my money to a small cap stock , hopefully 10x quick and exit.

Problem with nvda is it's already so highly traded that it's unlikely to double or triple within the next year

reminder the next taco moment will be on thursday where head orange will piss off the German head honcho and nuke the trade talks with the EU, ready your powder for a giga dump

I don't trust Trump for shit but I'm not deranged enough to be either a permabear or a permabull. I beared until I felt it was time to bull it up.

Couldn't sell last week cuz I was innawoods, do I sell now or hope it can break $9 again.

hurr hurr I am an OF model heres engagement bait for muh simps

le heckin funny reply guy: "ERM... QUIRKY RESPONSE HERE!!!"

Reddit: Everyone liked that

note: random = funny!

Bought at 59 and don't really care about it falling right now since it's a good stock but the movement was still weird, went from

oh laaaaaaaawddd we're so back we're mooooooning WTFWT

to

errrr, nvm, back to my cuckshed

In the span of what, half hour? Like a penny stock. Heard that it's heqvily shorted by (((them))) because the ceo is a palestinian or some shit.

Everyone here loses their money looking for 10x, I think it’s better to buy undervalued companies that basically can’t fail and make 10% a month, but then again I’m not suicidally fanatical about becoming rich from this silly little gambling hobby

The warrior is a poorly designed IFV

Reddit meme got you in a seethe?

Bought at 55 , i was about to cum but got a ruined orgasm instead

I was hoping that Kroger was going to overperform, but boy have I had my lunch with it. It looks like they're in a slump, surely to turn around any day now.

I like how they spammed

We're all gonna die noooo the tariffs aaaaaaah!

so much while nothing bad happened that everyone just learned they're retarded and bought anyway. The economists I read about keep seething at everyone about it.

how are there still bears

Well for those tho saw my post here asking about BTM and the BTMWW warrants and went in...you're welcome. I myself didn't end up buying yesterday, what a fucking missed stack of money. Fuck.

it's comforting to have bears around and laugh at them for losing money. it's scary when they capitulate and disappear because that's when you know the dump is coming

We had a good May for no reason, of course it’s pulling back somewhat

everyone uses tariffs and the media has to pretend that the world will somehow end when we do it

MOTHERFUCKER WHY?!!! WHY IS IT GOING STRAIGHT UP ON NOTHING??!!! NO FUNDAMENTALS, NO EARNINGS, A FUCKING CLOWN RUNNING THINGS INTO THE GROUND AND WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT FUCKING UP. GODDAMNIT I HATE THIS MARKET.
FUCK EVERY SINGLE PERSON BUYING RIGHT NOW

It's simple. Trump is a good president

that pic with this comment again

Ahhh, so you’re just pretending to be a retard, at least this time

Name one bad fundamental indicator bear schizo

That looks like the daily top. Now we dump a little bit and then crab to close right on the resistance line.

OldpeopleSlotMachines.webm

line go up too much too fast

excuse me I am the SCHD investor

Huh?

This.

NEW THREAD

Outstanding legend

There's probably 10 of us here

Wrong pic but hilariously similar.

Looks like IQ, anon is stoned

fuck off retard

idiot

Same

That’s a thing?

No 10% a month is not a thing

CHWY anon, is that you?

No it wasn't me.