Fastest way to $10k USD?

Fastest way to $10k USD?

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Growing your own weed and finding connections to sell it

fastest? presales if you can get in. look at futurepepe.io or something related to a pepe meme because it's already popular.

just get a job
or get really lucky buying OTM options at 0DTE, but that one can backfire

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Selling chatgpt pasta slop online courses that advertise the fastest way to get 10k

I fucking hate this board, everytime I business thread or a thread like this gets opened, it's the same botted or confluencer-like sarcastic responses every time that are deliberately unhelpful.

Short BTC with 25x leverage.

Actually made a ton of money on presales last cycle

sell knock off pit vipers for 10% of the price because they are like 25 cents to get the same glasses they use

take a loan

invest in 50k in Link

holy shit, this guy is businees

Crime

nah, we moonin. may retest 100k but the trend is up only

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Fastest reliable way? Getting a job (even gas station cashier will do as long as you make more than 16/hr), reducing your spending as much as you possibly can without outright endangering yourself, never go into debt, invest all savings in bonds, spend most of your spare time doing online commissions for a creative field that most people don't give a shit about, continue for 3yrs and you'd go from $0 to $10000, although this method is extreme and would mean your life sucks ass for those 3 years. Personally I think once you make that 10k you should use it to either pursue higher education or get training in an unpopular but still necessary trade like plumbing or chimney cleaning, thus guaranteeing that you can make steady money afterwards.
The less reliable but faster alternative is putting every penny you have in memecoins or

friend tells me GOAT on AVAX is backed by Pangolin Chad

ignore him

buy anime coin instead

rugged in 3 hours

download GOAT game in rage

accidentally win a round

feel endorphins for the first time in 3 months

now I scream “Billy me” in public

people avoid me

they’re not based enough

he said make, not lose 10k

Robbing a bank would probably be the fastest

If you have nerves of steel, take $500 and trade memecoins

1. Buy personal property insurance
2. Extend coverage to your vehicle
3. Park vehicle on a street near your home with no cameras and low foot traffic
4. Pay a homeless man $20 to throw a rock through your window and scatter about the items in your car about
5. Call the police and tell them your car was broken into (file a police report)
6. Open a personal property insurance claim
7. Tell them your iPhone pro max, MacBook Pro, and iPad Pro were stolen
8.?????
9. Profit

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That's what SHE said!

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First year I wageslaved, I kept my living expenses below $1200 a month (rent, utilities, food, no car, no eating out) and invested every remaining cent into stocks, never selling. I guess this fits what people nowadays call FIRE. At the end of the first year I had invested around $20K, with unrealized gains of $10K.
That may not be as fast as you'd like, but it requires relatively little luck or skill, and is sustainable if your personality suits it.

WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE CAGE SLAVE?

look at your bank account

ooh sorry your a poor fag pleb who can't scrape $10k together?
maybe start a gofundme? try something pathetic, or an onlyfans perhaps?

If I scream nigger at the top of my lungs will I get a hundred thousand Bennys?

I don't drive the cage
I believe in freedom

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Hell yea brother, got any money ideas faggot?

Tell them your iPhone pro max, MacBook Pro, and iPad Pro were stolen

You realize once you report this then Apple will lock those devices and they'll be 100% useless to you right?

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Best we can do is a buck fiddy

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ahh, the EB-5 Annual Integrity Fund fee for:

regional centers with 20 or fewer total investors in the preceeding fiscal year.

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From zero?

get a job and save up 1-2k.

learn basic TA.

use that money to scalp 1.5-2x on mid-high cap shitters (no lower than 1 mil mc)

Repeat step 3 until you reach 10k

TA memecoin shitters

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