Fastest way to $10k USD?
Fastest way to $10k USD?
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Growing your own weed and finding connections to sell it
fastest? presales if you can get in. look at futurepepe.io or something related to a pepe meme because it's already popular.
just get a job
or get really lucky buying OTM options at 0DTE, but that one can backfire
Selling chatgpt pasta slop online courses that advertise the fastest way to get 10k
I fucking hate this board, everytime I business thread or a thread like this gets opened, it's the same botted or confluencer-like sarcastic responses every time that are deliberately unhelpful.
Short BTC with 25x leverage.
Actually made a ton of money on presales last cycle
sell knock off pit vipers for 10% of the price because they are like 25 cents to get the same glasses they use
take a loan
invest in 50k in Link
holy shit, this guy is businees
Crime
nah, we moonin. may retest 100k but the trend is up only
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Fastest reliable way? Getting a job (even gas station cashier will do as long as you make more than 16/hr), reducing your spending as much as you possibly can without outright endangering yourself, never go into debt, invest all savings in bonds, spend most of your spare time doing online commissions for a creative field that most people don't give a shit about, continue for 3yrs and you'd go from $0 to $10000, although this method is extreme and would mean your life sucks ass for those 3 years. Personally I think once you make that 10k you should use it to either pursue higher education or get training in an unpopular but still necessary trade like plumbing or chimney cleaning, thus guaranteeing that you can make steady money afterwards.
The less reliable but faster alternative is putting every penny you have in memecoins or
friend tells me GOAT on AVAX is backed by Pangolin Chad
ignore him
buy anime coin instead
rugged in 3 hours
download GOAT game in rage
accidentally win a round
feel endorphins for the first time in 3 months
now I scream “Billy me” in public
people avoid me
they’re not based enough
he said make, not lose 10k
Robbing a bank would probably be the fastest
If you have nerves of steel, take $500 and trade memecoins
1. Buy personal property insurance
2. Extend coverage to your vehicle
3. Park vehicle on a street near your home with no cameras and low foot traffic
4. Pay a homeless man $20 to throw a rock through your window and scatter about the items in your car about
5. Call the police and tell them your car was broken into (file a police report)
6. Open a personal property insurance claim
7. Tell them your iPhone pro max, MacBook Pro, and iPad Pro were stolen
8.?????
9. Profit
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That's what SHE said!
First year I wageslaved, I kept my living expenses below $1200 a month (rent, utilities, food, no car, no eating out) and invested every remaining cent into stocks, never selling. I guess this fits what people nowadays call FIRE. At the end of the first year I had invested around $20K, with unrealized gains of $10K.
That may not be as fast as you'd like, but it requires relatively little luck or skill, and is sustainable if your personality suits it.
WHAT DID YOU DO IN THE CAGE SLAVE?
look at your bank account
ooh sorry your a poor fag pleb who can't scrape $10k together?
maybe start a gofundme? try something pathetic, or an onlyfans perhaps?
If I scream nigger at the top of my lungs will I get a hundred thousand Bennys?
I don't drive the cage
I believe in freedom
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Tell them your iPhone pro max, MacBook Pro, and iPad Pro were stolen
You realize once you report this then Apple will lock those devices and they'll be 100% useless to you right?
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Best we can do is a buck fiddy
if you call a nigger a nigger you may be entitled to compensation
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From zero?
get a job and save up 1-2k.
learn basic TA.
use that money to scalp 1.5-2x on mid-high cap shitters (no lower than 1 mil mc)
Repeat step 3 until you reach 10k
TA memecoin shitters
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Buy $20k of link
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