/smg/ Stock Market General

manipulated as fuck due to low float(?)
probably going to dump tremendously or pump to 1k. there is no inbetween

gonna make some ezy money going full retard on options

Chinese money laundering to get money out of the country. I really want to be able to spot these before they moon.

What a surprise, he cucked again. I sure hope we didn't have bears retarded enough to short on Friday.

Tuesday is gonna be GREEEEEEEN

We are so green Tuesday
This insufferable cunt will kiss the Ring

all hail Don desu

probably going to dump tremendously or pump to 1k

Looking at its history, only safe bet is to watch that pump and dump from the sidelines. Moment I saw "traditional Chinese medicine" with "autism and ADHD treatment", I smelled some weapons-grade bullshit that's smelled half as awful as an Indian truck stop.

I knew it lmao, hoped he would announce it later into the week so I could dump and go back in at a lower price but he's so spineless he couldn't even keep it up for a few days, glad I didn't sell

God I wish the EU had the balls to tell him to go fuck himself. Just say the EU will match any tariffs the US implements, starting immediately with a reciprocal 10% tariff on all goods from the US. Also implement a 10% extra tax on US tech profits. Treat him like the fucking clown he is.

i figured he would do this shit so took profit on the 4:10pm dump

This is why the markets barely reacted, Trump is a predictable cuck when it comes to trade now.

The thing is that the EU can't do immediate decisions like that. It isn't how the legislative body works. So this delay is basically so that the EU can actually come up with a response.

The EU could come up with a really shit deal for him, as long as he accepts it, his retarded followers will eat it up and think he won anyways.

I'd cum buckets at a loss to my 'folio if that happened but yeah, not gonna happen. Especially when we're so cucked when it comes to tech that we're basically in a symbiotic relationship with the US.

1% up

oh we are not dead?

Tuesday

is monday

Even if they had years to respond, they still wouldn't hit back as hard as they should because of the Eastern European shitholes which are attached to America's anus by the mouth.
But why give him a face saving way out? Why not call his bluff for once like China did?

The only people with enough balls to tell maga to gtfo are palestinian supporters, which are getting deported to concentration camps, and bernie esque leftists, which americans constantly insult and will never give power
You get what you deserve. You deserve the orange clown

Im not even american and I like what donald is doing

It would hurt the EU more than the US and we would gain nothing from it, they should stall, then sell him some bullshit about free trade for cars (I guarantee nobody will buy a giant ford pickup), keep the F35 orders already in place and make it look like it's thanks to him, keep using american tech and make it look like it's thanks to him (there's no alternative anyway), etc. and make it look like it's a big sacrifice for the EU and a big win for 'merica. As long as he thinks he's winning something you will get away with it free of charge, and since he's a clown surrounded by literal retards it's very easy to manipulate him

US market is closed

S&P500 still seems overbought. Small pump on Tuesday then crabbing decline rest of week unless Bessett and gang spoon feeds us trade deal news every other day.

trump cucked out again award

But why give him a face saving way out? Why not call his bluff for once like China did?

because china is a commie dictatorship that doesn't care about the suffering of its people while the EU is a benevolent technocracy that wants to protect the bags of its citizens by minimising economic disruption

Trump declared a trade war with the whole world, not just the EU. Not playing ball will encourage other countries to tell him to piss off and the US will be the biggest loser in the ensuing economic clusterfuck. Long term, this reality check will benefit both Europe and America by knocking some sense into MIGAtards.

why? go to work you fucking lazy piece of shits
its constantly holiday

Crypto likes the EU deal talk news btw wouldn’t be surprised to see 110-112 this week once the market opens

IBIT calls

he bought lower I knew this shit was going to get delayed

MIGAtards are a you problem, the EU should quietly bring back industry, diversify export markets, break down internal trade barriers, promote consumption, and develop european tech companies so that when the can can't be kicked any longer the damage is minimum, shitting the bed without having done any preparation will only make me lose money and accomplish nothing

MIGAtards are a you problem

the us is constantly importing their ideological shit in here, most european countries have strong equivalents of the MIGAtard parties and voters, same goes for mentally ill lefties

bro the sandp is flat ytd. nigger its clear you don’t see trump is just manipulating the market. we’re going way higher

Filtering "MIGA"
i had fucking enough of reddit
Fuck you retards

bro its just our resident europoor don’t take it serious

MIGA

some migatards pushing the discourse on migration to the right are good and necessary, once social democrats and conservatives embrace their positions on migration they will fade away since nobody really wants to go back to 19th century nationalistic imperialism at an european level and they have nothing else to offer

kek what a sensitive little bitch you are

KWAB

MlGA

How many cuck awards has he earned

miggers stay shitter shattered kwab
you're gonna feel even worse when yields hit 6%

Did he write “Art of The Fold”?
If so, what’s the first paragraph?

its constantly holiday

I know, its so tiresome being the only global superpower - every day is a holiday.

Btw tariffs will be paused forever

no, if you’re selling a put, you’re buying the 100 shares at $140 if it gets exercised. if the price is $129 on expiry, you’re buying the bags of whoever bought your put

I don't think continued folding will be enough to avoid bondmageddon and by extension GFC 2. Big beautiful bill has to die and idk how hard senate reps hug drumpf's nuts

Hes drumpf because hes german get it? He is le nazi so DRUMPF

Doubt. It's too profitable to flip flop them on and off. The volatility they create is what institutions and insiders prefer.

What's going to happen to bonds Anon Babble

the fed keeps buying treasuries to keep yields around 5%

or

the whole thing unwinds as japan and china sell everything, america defaults

Folding is actually counterproductive to bondmageddon at this point. Bonds spiked almost 1% after his tweet today. Bonds actually went down with his announcement the other day, not up, out of recession fears.

The good news is that this is the normal behavior for the markets -- good news for stocks is bad news for bonds and vice versa. The bad news is that if he wants bonds to go down from here he needs to actually trigger this recession.

Bonds spiked almost 1% after his tweet today

Where are you getting weekend futures on these?

Wait a minute, the 10y is open but the 30y closed? WTF?

I got it from x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1926767250725331454
I assume he got it from overseas markets. All sorts of things are still traded overseas even if the US markets are closed for them.

Why is he such a cuck. Backs down every single time.

investing.com/rates-bonds/u.s.-10-year-bond-yield

Oh God please just be low volume weekend action. I bought bonds to avoid volatility...

tariffs announced and delayed again

At this point it's even worth shitposting about this stuff anymore. Liberation Day was fun but this is just boring now.

It's not necesarily true that they outperform is downtrends. In major downtrends the MSTR shares lose value too fast and options premium are based on share price. Their premium from the strategy will plummet dramatically, you will lose initial investment and lose dividend return.

we have net higher tariffs since january 21st 2025. your poorfolio is the only thing getting cucked.
this volatility is the best thing to ever happen to my portfolio

they think a lower high means it’s over

ART
OF
THE
SHART

So the thing he should do is throw a wild card and actually commit to one of them, just to keep them on their toes?

Complete the sentence:
If bind yields keep mooning due to inflation concerns, jpow will likely ____ rates

OOH OOH I KNOW
What is, "J. Powell will likely kike rates" for $100 Alex?

jelq

What the fuck is the answer to this? If rates go up, bond yields go up further. If rates go down, inflation gets worse...and bond yields go up further.

higher rates would make me rock hard

:^)

Those posters on Friday saying Trump hasn't kneeled on trade and won't cave to Europe. I look back at them and laugh! Bet they didn't even buy the dip. I expect a large number of 52 week highs next week.

It won't happen. EU has already said there won't be any deal unless the 10% base rate is removed. Either Trump giga-cucks or no deal. Not to speak of the fact there's no way EU can negotiate a deal in this short a time. Fuckers move slow but methodical.

Better to do serious diplomacy than get into an ego-fueled slapfight IMO.

WTFWT

They sell covered calls so make options premium in a downturn and the synthetic eventually gets closed out at a massive gain closer to expiration

What are your thoughts on Sezzle?
It has doubled in 3 months. Cramer says to ring the register, so by that rule we should do the opposite.

My thoughts are the financials are amazing, the float is low. I do think there is a major risk of them issuing more shares. They are profitable with low debt and they are growing.

It does the same thing as Klarna. Financing pizzas or whatever dumb shit people do.

It has doubled in 3 months

Actually never mind it doubled in 3 weeks!

A covered call strategy in theory outperforms the underlying during downturns. If it's properly executed then yes, that works.

Unfortunately MSTY is not well managed. The fund manager is very bad at his job, and consistently manages to sell calls into the money even when the underlying is going down. He'll see the underlying going down and sell calls only 2-3% out of the money, and then when the underlying has a retracement his calls end up ITM and MSTY loses money. Because of this, MSTY has never been net positive on covered call income. They always find a way to fuck it up. It also doesn't help any that he wastes almost 1/3rd of their covered call income on buying useless insurance calls that also always lose money even in the scenario where they would've been nice to have.

There are covered call ETFs that actually aren't bad. Among yieldmax funds, AMZY actually isn't terrible. I still wouldn't take it over AMZN personally, but AMZY actually tracks the underlying and performs like a covered call ETF should. Outside of yieldmax, XDTE and QDTE are actually very very good, aside from the really unfortunate tariff pause day that fucked them. But even with that they're actually recovering. Covered call ETFs are actually much better on less volatile underlying securities -- it's yieldmax's insistence on combining the covered call strategy on extremely volatile underlying securities that makes them such absolute trashfires.

Are Europeans genuinely retarded? Its really infuriating that we will never get a true IQ count average. If you go by Anon Babble yes its crazy how many stupid posts are on there.

Trump raised tariffs, Europeans begged him for more time, Trump lowered tariffs because they promised him a deal. I don't know if reading comprehension is hard because of differences of German or French.

TL:DR Trump not fold. Trump say give me deal or 50% tariffs. Europe says yes you get deal in 90 days. Trump say I trust you because you are allies. OK see ya 90 days.

Jesus this might have been too many words. Goddammit.

Let me try translated

"Résumé : Trump ne cède pas. Trump dit : donnez-moi un accord ou 50 % de droits de douane. L’Europe dit : OK, vous aurez un accord dans 90 jours. Trump dit : je vous fais confiance parce que vous êtes des alliés. OK, à dans 90 jours."

„Kurzfassung: Trump knickt nicht ein. Trump sagt: Gebt mir einen Deal oder 50% Zölle. Europa sagt: Okay, Deal in 90 Tagen. Trump sagt: Ich vertraue euch, weil ihr Verbündete seid. Alles klar, bis in 90 Tagen.“

"Riassunto: Trump non cede. Trump dice: datemi un accordo o 50% di dazi. L’Europa dice: ok, avrai un accordo in 90 giorni. Trump dice: mi fido di voi perché siete alleati. Ok, ci vediamo tra 90 giorni."

„Skrót: Trump nie odpuszcza. Mówi: dajcie mi umowę albo 50% ceł. Europa mówi: OK, będzie umowa za 90 dni. Trump mówi: ufam wam, bo jesteście sojusznikami. Dobra, do zobaczenia za 90 dni.”

Thread theme:
youtube.com/watch?v=ryMxk8Wi160

Trump also say "we're not looking for a deal" thoughbeit
I know everyone's expecting a big pump tuesday but I just don't see it, at least not the rally to retest 610 like doombulls are gooning over

anyone actually thinking they have any fucking idea what's going on when its been established already that Trump can just do whatever at any moment for any reason and then say he didn't do it or that he's gonna do it again and then promptly starts acting like its never happened

Let me explain considering you assume your IQ is higher than it actually is. What were the Chinese tariffs Trump said? Around 80%, right? No they were never 80% because Trump is all talk and cut them before it actually became a reality.

So Trump gives a deadline for 50% EU tariffs and two days later says on no actually the deadline is a month out. Do you see his pattern? He is all talk. There is never going to be a 50% EU tariff.

So you don't consider this Trump kneeling to China or Europe, okay. What do you consider it? At the very least it is all lies.

futures

I love how this silly meme has had 100% win rate so far this year. Can't imagine what kind of backtesting went into it

Elaborate cope

youre literally locked in when you sell CCs and can't sell until it expires or you buy the contract back and sell for a loss. You lose no matter what and the premium only affords you so much downside protection.

so what was jay "niggerfaggot" powell's speech about

china cucked tariffs to just 10% and US has 30% on china. they cucked to daddy cheeto HARD.

these fucking niggers think the US cant win a trade war with the whole
Sorry faggots every country on the planet belongs to America. You bitches are lucky trump doesn't have any balls and is only doing this to enrich himself

this is funny as a bit but i'm starting to think yanks really are tarded enough to believe that shit.

nothing ever happens - the speech

shut the fuck up back to back world war champs are in the building and everyone else is a dumb poorfag

y-yes daddy god bless the USA

China tariffs were always 20% lower than the US tariffs. Both countries reduced their tariffs and the difference between the two was always 20%.
You're a moron

Can't imagine what kind of backtesting went into it

I wouldn't know either, but I notice August is a common dead zone for a lot of events, except for the start of the school year in the US.

trump announce tariffs

stocks go down

trump cancels tariffs

stocks go to 5% above where they started

Really activates my almonds

Modern problems require modern solutions.

How do we feel about NVDA earnings? Soft or beat? I doubt they'll miss.

Doesn't matter what the earnings are. The stock will pump, dump, than pump again to a new lower high. After that it will crab.

as much as I like MSTY, you are correct, QDTE and XDTE have outperformed it, and have the legs to be 10+ year funds, I feel like people are really sleeping on the DTE's right now.

meme problems require meme solutions

fix'd

futures

Vladimir, STOP!

youtube.com/watch?v=30i1TU9SsPc