What the fuck is wrong with zoomers???

Wait what? Zoomer girls are actually based now?

Respondents aged 50–65 reporting high protein intake had a 75% increase in overall mortality and a 4-fold increase in cancer death risk during the following 18 years. These associations were either abolished or attenuated if the proteins were plant derived.

Not so great.

sardine girl summer

Stinky vagina coitus

33% fat

great macros

Lmao you have had zero noticable gains the past few years havent you

The only time I made decent gains without doing much was when I switched to zero meat, lentils, oats, few nuts, vegetables, a few eggs.
Not kidding, going almost vegan doubled my strength endurance in half a year, and all I did was a bit of maintenance home gym.

i truly believe its a combination of the meat industry gaslighting the entire world on nutrition, and also fatties are so addicted to bacon that they will lie to themselves...just how weed people delude themselves into thinking its not that bad.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT
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now post the one for the zion don admin

Sardines are delicious. We eat this brand with bread in Nigeria.

Mackerel is better

The zoomers are fiending for sardines because of that popular asian youtube guy who eats them on camera. They are all just slaves to fads. If eating dirt became the new cool thing all the cringe zoomer girls would be buying tins of deluxe fucking mud

That's one of the canary in the mines moment.
Whenever youths have tendencies to purchase cheaper foods it correlates to an even bigger economic crash.

But yeah, 'dines rock. Get a good stack, get some tomato sauce, Fusilli pasta al dente, saltines and *smacks your mothers ass* it's fucking delicious

Do they get sardine girl farts?

Dummies, they're not going to eat them. They just like the aesthetic of the cans and will buy them to decorate their room with or some shit. Totebags for sardine brands will probably sell more than the fish themselves. Also there are some sardine stores that are really instagrammable and have nice interiors so people go and make tiktoks in them.

Zoomers will start the sardine trend but millennials will be like "oh I found cage free, cruelty free, free trade sardines. These have more Vitamin B12 which grows collagen at a 66.5% faster rate. They were grown at a test farm in Nepal and blessed by a Buddhist Priest proving their sustainability and quality. Just 35 dollars a can."

You're really from Nigeria?

I was born in America but my parents are Nigerian and I have a Nigerian passport,

askin the important questions I see

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well whatever my opinion still stays

Holy shit this is a thing? My wife took the sardine pill last winter and she won't shut up about being a sardine girl.

I'm not Nigerian but I can confirm I knew a Nigerian security guard in the UK and I only ever saw him eating sardines.

King Oscar are distributed by special royal permission and any day could be easily revoked

I looked at a blatent ad and now my entire world view has shifted

MBAs are built differently lmao.

Cheaper than tuna, but still tastes like fucking shit, zoomers are so fucking broken that they want the cheaper items, the cheaper houses and the cheaper coins, just shitcoins and things like Based Pepe, they're so far cooked lmao the market is eating them alive and they don't even notice

Are you black?

We are going to revive Greatest Generation customs for shits and giggles. Except fighting on brother wars.

I like to blend up sardines with some chickpeas or lentils, it makes a nice paste you can spread on toast

I thought sardines were a fad like 10 years ago when some silicon valley fag talked them up. But that was just a relatively niche amount of people eating more of them. With zoomers it's like it has to reach a critical mass of popularity before they care but then it gets weird and they all have to do something social media based themselves with it instead of just fucking eating some sardines.

US sardines suck unless they're $12 a can novelty items from a European delicatessen.

Niggeria

normies are only now catching up to the deebs meme

Looks like this place is still ahead of trends.