53 year old Dad sends me a text yesterday asking if I'm in Bitcoin
So we can officially agree we've hit denial at this point, right Anon Babble? You aren't actually going to bag hold funny money for another four years while stocks boom, will you? Or is Michael Saylor the next pope?
We're unironically at media attention/enthusiasm right now
Uh huh. Bitbubble is totally organic, not already ballooned and pumped to the 5th largest asset by marketcap, and definitely not already pumped 7x by Scamlor and his ponzi of fools. Please continue to buy, and use as much leverage as possible, as all crapto traders do. Long term, Bitcoin will be looked back at as a joke and stocks will continue to rip with AI and quant, products that actually do something lmao
Facts.
what could top picrel?
we have even had the "crypto reserves"
bloody bastard benchode Mr. Michael Saylor is a good man baisab
A lot can top this. All it takes is for some of the G10 countries officially establishing Bitcoin treasuries. To just name the biggest possibility.
anons knows wuts wut. parabolic face melting green didlo is inbound
Still at take off bruh. Your 67 yo grandma hasnt called to ask yet, even then youre only at media attention..... notice the medua saying anything about crypto? Nope, me neither.
A lot can top this. All it takes is for some of the G10 countries officially establishing Bitcoin treasuries. To just name the biggest possibility.
Very good sir
it will all go to zero
tulip mania is over
NO REFUND GOY
Agreed. Media attention.
lmao
You regard a bunch of desperately fishing for views and money poos a top signal?
Is this how they do TA in Paharganj? If you're so confident open leveraged long right now and post position.
They are the last fools buying the top before the collapse, and you're one of them
le chart and randomly assign X labeled point on the chart to bitcoin meme
Daring. Very epic.
Thanks, just bought 100k
Imagine even knowing what they do. You fool
Good luck Anon.
At the end of the day, I am faced with a reality. I am here at a generational top of one of the biggest bubbles known to mankind, and now with ETFs, I even have the ability to buy 12 month puts. Bitfuck is going to zero, and I, a person here in 2025, have the opportunity to create generational wealth as one of the biggest, fakest bubbles of all time POPS. I am so excited that I can't contain myself. The thoughts of the collective funds of all jeets flowing from their Dell E6410s into my wallet is one of the most euphoric experiences I can recall.
The irony of calling anyone else a jeet when you have daily meltdowns on this board speaking in ESL gibberish.
See you at 0
we have officially entered your mom's vagina
You know you type like an ESL right? It’s easy to see you’re not a native English speaker.
Anon Babble was honestly a lot better before every favela dweller got internet access on their $20 Android chinkphone and started shitting up this website with their drivel.
retarded take. We're clearly at return to mean
its so over
converted into ounces of gold/silver
this madness cant go forever
Sar do not offend my bitcoins sar bloody bastard benchode!
Thanks, just bought another $96 put on FBTC 5/30 expiration. Screenshot this. Nobody loves bitcoin and trump more than jeets
This graph has always sucked balls or maybe I'm too retarded to get it or both. But what does "return to mean" even MEAN. It stagnates and flatlines from there on? Never going up or down again? Or does the process start over again? In that case, what is even the point of the graph. Holy shit every time I see this posted I get triggered.
I want to push my thumbs through the eyes of a permabull so bad but I'll never get the chance
Even when my far dated deep OTM puts launch me to nearly 7 figure hell it wouldn't be enough to get out of a murder case
I want to see one puke and shit itself as its folio turns to dust and I can smash it over the head with a bowling pin daniel day lewis style
I suggest you turn to bulls in the metals and stonks markets.
BTC bulls are eternal.
Its the basic anatomy of how a bubble works. See "return to mean" means that the hype is over and the bubble has popped, notice the flatlining that took place even recently from 2022-2023. Without hype, bitcoin cannot increase in price, since hype and the promise of big returns is the only thing bitcoin can offer, much like when Ponzi was promising people double digit returns while he was simply moving money along to the next idiot in line. I'd be buying puts if I were you
That’s nice sweetie, but your shift at McWagies starts in 20 min.
I'd be buying puts if I were you
Thanks, but we don’t take financial advice from ESL jeets
A 53 year old knows about a 17 year old asset with a market cap over 2 trillion that has become something of a meme for the last 12 years...
it's over bros... sell everything....
Is this how they do TA in Paharganj? If you're so confident open leveraged long right now and post position.
If you're so confident open leveraged short right now and post position. I will match it with a long.
those reddit spaced replies came in pretty fast. You okay there? Perhaps a bit fearful we'll end up right?
Open two $96 strike price 5/30 calls right now and post screenshot pussy. Or better yet, open a leveraged long and post position so I can have a good laugh next Friday.
ESL jeet doesn’t know what paragraph breaks are
You should do a quick DuckDuckGo search for English grammar rules at your dialup Internet cafe before shitting up this website again.
LMAO I love how you’re not showing the actual investment amount because it’s your 30 rupee daily wage you impoverished shitholer
The shitskin in my thread doesn't deserve anymore acknowledgement. Vaporware ponzi whiteknights calling reddit spacing "paragraph breaks" and viciously defending their 107k average cost basis is proof free money is here for the taking. Only real biz oldfags know the truth.
You can see the price on the options chain Gupta Rajesh. You might need to watch an options tutorial in Hindi first before trying to decipher it for yourself, lmao
ESL meltdown
muh 30 rupee put is srs business
LMFAO
thats good and all, but uh price? oh and uh percentage change today?
Go on, post it and stop hiding you pathetic fucking nigger
funny money
No, of course I’m not going to baghold fiat.
Open a leveraged short right now and post position. We all know you won't and why you won't.
@$1m BTC only needs $164bn in annual inflows to offset current subsidy. To put BTC into perspective: $270bn of gold is mined every year, gold market needs $270bn in net inflows every year just to tread water. Bitcoin subsidy halves every 4yrs, so net nominal inflows necessary to support a given price also half every 4yrs.
b-but muh industrial demand for muh shiny rock!
We have 500 YEARS of functional demand for gold sitting idle above ground, we mine a DECADE of functional use every year. Manufacturing plays zero part in gold price, other than the ~$25bn in annual demand (1/10 of mining production). Gold still needs ~$250bn/year in net inflows sans ALL functional use just to tread water
I tell all my normie friends and ex-wife that they must listen to this guy because bitcoin is going to hit 1 million EOY
He’s not going to show how much he actually “invested” because it’s his 10 rupee daily wage from his call center job in Bangladesh
A put option is a leveraged short. Biz never fails to amuse lmao. Check the price. I'll be laughing all next week little boy
You missed the part where he said “and post position”.
You still haven’t posted your 15 rupee position jeet.
Watch an options chain tutorial, they're available in Hindi. Fact is I posted my position and everyone in this thread was proven to be a larping faggot with no money. I won.
Why can’t you just post a screenshot? Why did you blank out your position? Did drumfs tariffs fuck up your third world wage?
so glad bitcoin is currently raising in price... oh wait
You are too new to know what reddit spacing is. Hint: it’s not what that anon is doing even though he’s a retard
*rising in price
bitcoin pumps to new high
retraces
trillions of bears come out screaming they are shorting the FUCK out of it now
No, I don't think so.
Hey pal, if he pulls this off he’ll make almost 40 cents worth of profit from favela wages