You can't make this shit up.
The King of Oranges returns
I hate this orange nigger so much it's unreal
Based. I took profits this morning and would like to buy crypto at a discount.
Now is a great time to buy!
He’s literally giving us a present, fuckwit
I ALREADY BOUGHT. I BOUGHT THE FIRST FUCKING TARIFF DIP AAAAAAAA
HES GOING TO DO THIS FOR 4 FUCKING YEARS.
what is he tariffing next? china tariff is already over with, eu is next, everyone else who cares wont affect the markets.
if anything the future is bright after this, the ukraine shit is ending and trade will slowly resume in europe while the same can be said about gaza and the suez will come back.
buy the dip, this is the last dip in a very long time
isn't it nice that your totally decentralized and independent coin is fully connected to the us markets
Cope
I voted for this
b-but
I’m a person of color and you wouldn’t say shit to me irl, so I’m not interested in your internet copes
I love this orange nigger like you'd never believe.
China tariff is already over with
Only for 90 days. After the market dumps, he'l announce a 90 pause on EU tariffs. Then it will be time for the 90 pause on global tariffs to end until he announces another 90 pause. Then China's 90 day pause will be up until he pauses it for another 90 days. Then the EUs 90 pause will be up until etc. etc. etc.
Why didn't you take profits?
Bitcoin PLUNGES to just $100.000!!!
Bro, if I could turn back time, I would plaster my yard in Harris-Walz signs and fight any chud who thinks "illegals" are a reason to vote for a convicted felon with a 19th century trade policy.
This tariff shit is so bad that Kamala's taxes on unrealized gains would have felt like a butterfly kiss by comparison. For real. And she would have delivered it with that infectious belly laugh, not scowling like a rotten pumpkin while announcing you will pay another 500 gorillion percent in tariffs on your next fucking iPhone.
We boned ourselves, America.
the Ukraine shit is ending
a ceasefire has never been further away
You wouldn’t fight anyone bitch, I’m 6’ 2 and brown and I’d end you. MAGA.
go back to the shithole you came from
19th century trade policy
Obama and Biden were both pro-tariff as well, stop being contrarian.
No one is buying now that didn’t buy a month ago
My life savings are in PEPE unironically
Kamala and Tim were not. They were free market. Bitcoin would be at $200K today if we'd elected them.
FPBP. Wish he'd just shut the fuck up for the rest of the year and let us have a proper fucking bullrun already.
Obama and Biden aren't mercantilist isolationists, though. They actually understand how tariffs work and know that abusing emergency powers to say "trade deficits exist" and starting a trade war with the entire world all at once is a bad idea, which is why they didn't do it.
Not entirely sure about that last part, since Dems are more for crypto regulation in general. I think Harris was willing to work with it, but Walz not so much. He even refunded donations from FTX executives during his re-election campaign in 2022, right before they went bankrupt.
I voted for Jill Stein cuz I'm in a red state and it wouldn't matter anyway. Would have been funnier if Kamala won tho, was looking forward to laughing at Trumpsters.
NOOOO you have to let in a billion 3rd worlders and turn America into Brazil and import essential parts of your economy from your enemies so my number goes up!!
Kamala and Tim were free market
Lmao. Only for those with the right birth and opinions.
I think I'd rather be Brazil than North Korea
I’d rather live in the slums
Imagine guzzling NATO propaganda this hard
The Shart of the Deal isn’t a failure — it’s the point. Trump’s entire negotiation style was never about landing a smart, mutually beneficial outcome. It was about making noise, looking tough, and producing a spectacle for the base to consume. The goal was never the deal — the goal was the shart, the loud, messy, embarrassing display that leaves everyone worse off but gives him five seconds of dominance cosplay. And every time he makes a move, it’s the same: blow up the room, scream “Art of the Deal,” then quietly walk it back while pretending he won. That’s the shart — big stink, no substance.
It’s why we end up with 125% tariffs announced in all caps one day, and exemptions quietly rolled out the next. It’s why Xi doesn’t answer the phone, and the only people cheering are red-hat NPCs who still think yelling “CHINA BAD” is a policy. This is the Trump doctrine: maximal humiliation in pursuit of nothing. The actual deal never mattered. The chaos is the brand. And now the emperor has no clothes, no leverage, and no one picking up his calls — just a brown smear across global trade and a nation paying for his performance art.
That’s the shart — big stink, no substance.
By definition, a shart must have SOME substance.
the ukraine shit is ending
It’s becoming abudantly clear that Putin is willing to send young russian men to the drone slaughter wall until he dies old age.
Just capitulate and it can all end.
My business is rolling in money since the "de minimus" tariffs btfo all chinks.
Cope more and better for your own mental health.
Maybe cope by going to the gym?
Why? Trump fuckery has actually been beneficial for both China and EU
So why are you complaining again?
Hard to follow here.
Who is complaining? I'm just making fun of murricans, and maybe occasionally posting educational tips due boredom.
making fun of
Good luck with that. We don't even know who you are and have never heard of anything you talk or care about.
I'll be on one of my ATVs if you need me.
Theres no crying in the casino
We don't even know who you are and have never heard of anything you talk or care about.
I know that american education quality is very low, no need to say it.
Did your education involve learning about ants and maggots and the shit they wallow in half way around the world?
Ours did not. Thusly we don't know anything about you.