Been 8 years without being in a relationship

been 8 years without being in a relationship,

finally want to try again

No idea how to start

one of my grunt said i should try tinder

First match, just the basic asl

Ask me what i do

convo started

she asked me "since you have a company, can i get a job?"

Okay, this one is a bust, lets try another one

Second match and so on i didnt mention about owning a company

Girl asked me if im into investing since she is interested

she asks me about my portfolio instead of hobbies

“you into stocks or crypto?”

turns into a 3-hour convo about day trading strategies

mfw I’m giving market advice instead of setting up a date

end up optimizing her investment plan

still no date, but at least she’s bullish now

Girls still ended up asking for a job to me

what the fuck? I guess im staying single then.

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Hey I’m a cpa can I have a job

Richcels don't know, but Chad could be a homeless man and still get laid.

>turns into a 3-hour convo about day trading strategies

sounds like a good employee

>turns into a 3-hour convo about day trading strategies

>mfw I’m giving market advice instead of setting up a date

what was keeping you from asking her out? seems like a skill issue here. most people enjoy having hobbies to share with their partner.

You're supposed to ask them to meet up after 5-10 messages my autistic fren.

I thought we both were having fun, at least i do, but then her question about asking for a job turned me off

the final blackpill

Indeed. I hope every anon trying to get rich here is just planning on doing so to buy the best vidya, the best dakimakura, commission his own hentai doujins from Japanese artists, etc. because if they weren't getting laid before, they're not getting laid after becoming millionaires.

The apps are ultra hard mode, you will have better success sitting at the bar alone picking up women

I own a small business. My pics are me traveling around the world in nice clothes and fancy restaurants/bars
If I put that job title on I get more hits. Women always just ask about the pics then move to meet then play hard to get, sex after a few dates.
If I leave that off and say Im just a wagie who gets to travel with work, I get women who want to meet up next day for sex and are much wilder sexually.

tinder

she asked me "can i get a job?"

Apply for job on LinkedIn. Ask the recruiter for a date.

its not chad, its weak feminine men that they are attracted to because they know they can abuse them. I finally realized why they have zero interest in people like me, we are uncontrollable.

You gave out 3-hour worth of day trading strategies for free.

fuuuuuck is this true?

weak feminine men that they are attracted to

Nah, bruh. I'm almost a 40 y/o virgin -- haven't even held hands.
6'5" too.

I was homeless and fucked so many hot house girls I can't even remember half of them

did you read what I said you dumb mofo? your 40 and calling me bruh? wtf is your problem? go get a hooker you piece of weak crap

go get a hooker

Nuh, bruh. That's disgusting. I don't mind being a virgin -- it's just that no woman has been attracted to my weak feminine ass.

how? what are even house girls?

If she went for a date instead of asking for a job she'd get a free lifetime subscription to market startegies

Mein neger, this is literally one of the first lessons of the redpill. If a woman sees you as a potential provider, she will revert to long term mating mode and use sex transactionally in exchange for investment/commitment. You will have to prove investment before you get sex.

If you're just trying to hook up, you want to be the broke guy who rides a motorcycle and expects nothing from her

has a running company and interested in day trading

doesn't know that dating is also a game of probabilities and numbers

By default, slightly more than 90% of all girls you see out there are at least <120 IQ, with 50% being <100IQ complete retards.
If you count in other factors like good looks, values and personality, most smart and successful men have only a really small percentage pool of potential partners they could date for years or decades without taking huge compromises and/or wantig to kill themselves every day.

From 100 women in around your age, you will likely have only maximun 1 or 2 which are realistic wife material if you want an actual partner. More if you are fine with someone that will fuck, clean and cook but besides that have will rarely have something interesting to say. But that might turn back to you once you get older.

You will need a lot of work and matches if you want a woman that is on the same level as you and that you actually enjoy being around with. At least if you don't already interact with these type of women every day.

girls that live in a house

mfw I’m giving market advice instead of setting up a date

at no point did you turn that into a "why don't we meet up and chat some more about the details"

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>Girl asked me if im into investing since she is interested

>she asks me about my portfolio instead of hobbies

>“you into stocks or crypto?”

>turns into a 3-hour convo about day trading strategies

she's a he and is going to try and scam you.

nigger you gay

Giving financial advice to strangers.

Really nigger ?

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dude if she's hot, just give her a job.
you own the business. give her an offer of like $100k to be your personal assistant.
now you guys can hang out and build some rapport.
if she flirts with another guy, "hey, it's just not working out. gonna have to let you go'.
$100k salary, might only be there a week. it's not really $100k.
but having her go do things for you will make her more attracted to you. so just hire her.
you sound like you have no game anyways.

find any sort of in person hobby/community, it is not good for man to be alone. Relationships are products of communities not something that are supposed to be isolated and make sense without the context of that shared space/background. If your life is structured in such a way you don't share a life/community with other people with possible relationship partners the issue is your life and how you set it up.

why'd you leave out the part that you're 300 lbs.

you sound like a nigger

Jesus was also a virgin as was his blessed mother. Purity is a virtue and don’t let any of the demonic retards on this site or the Jewish overlords tell you otherwise. Stay strong and stay based.

check'd.
I'm actually half black. from the waist down.

Lower your standards. You aren't as appealing as you think. Find a fun mid girl that you enjoy being around. You're mid too. Not everyone can be at the top

Are you morbidly obese? Just go fuck a prostitute seriously. There's no shame in it. Tell her it's your first time so she's at ease at why you're being a total weirdo about it

lmao next level cope here

why the fuck are you starting conversations with finance talk? what are you stupid? did you put in your profile that you only do stocks or something? come on man, be more fun, ask about other stuff and even if you actually like the finance talk be more playful about it "anon can you help me with my investment plan?" "yeah sure stacy but we'll have to meet for that, i need to see your face to give you this forbidden info" idk be fun about it dumbass, you could've gotten at least a date with all that effort. I dont have a company, i dont even have a job i just farm airdrops in unicorn.meme and i still get laid on fucking tinder so what's your excuse my dude?

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No, I'm a lanklet (175lbs).
Thank you, friend. God bless.

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