been 8 years without being in a relationship,
finally want to try again
No idea how to start
one of my grunt said i should try tinder
First match, just the basic asl
Ask me what i do
convo started
she asked me "since you have a company, can i get a job?"
Okay, this one is a bust, lets try another one
Second match and so on i didnt mention about owning a company
Girl asked me if im into investing since she is interested
she asks me about my portfolio instead of hobbies
“you into stocks or crypto?”
turns into a 3-hour convo about day trading strategies
mfw I’m giving market advice instead of setting up a date
end up optimizing her investment plan
still no date, but at least she’s bullish now
Girls still ended up asking for a job to me
what the fuck? I guess im staying single then.