/smg/ - Stock Market General

closing bell edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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The nose formation broke down so idk what will happen. I don't have more formation magic to try to tell atm

and so typically
so typically
soft, set back and perfectly dropped
tough and learn and so perfectly taught

the stock market is a mechanism for transferring wellbeing from the bulls to the bears to the bulls to the bears to the bulls to the bears to th

How do I get a girlfriend in this market?

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I fucking LOVE when the market is going down
HH

Show girls your SPY puts. Eventually one of them will pull your pants down and fuck you on the spot.

That's the neat part, you don't!

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Ten thousand dollars on this account being an indian

$HIMS to $80
Inb4 why care about price points if we are long
because we are trying to squeeze the shorts and make it into a short squeeze we can swing and buy when it dips back down desu. $HIMS is going to be the main GLP-1 distributor and companies with better results like VKTX will be for the rich but $199 a month so many trailer park people are getting on it. shill it to fat people make them self consious about lipedema and tell them "use wegovy with HIMS its only $199 a month now, you probably spend more on food" become rich on bullying fatties its peak alpha. We want every obese person on wegovy and then collect the cash on the other side its peak 1880s capitalist to bully people into solving a health problem while profiting off the medical treatment

They don’t understand the shit I say on /smg/. Nigga buy Celsius. Nigga buy Celsius

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Draw arbitrary lines on a graph

Draw an arbitrary conclusion based on your arbitrary lines

TA is the biggest hoax in the universe. Even worse than astrology.

Sorry Americans aren't interested in metric shit. Shill me some Fahrenheit or fuck off back to europe

The SP crashed to May 19th levels.

TA made me money so why should I care

this shit has 2000% of your DV of biotin. I have no idea what biotin or why fit fags think putting vitamins in a heart attack gun makes it good for you. SERIOUSLY WHO IS DRINKING AN ENERGY DRINK TO DO A WORKOUT

GUUUUUH DA PUT/CALL WATIO ON SPY TOO HIGH, MM'S GUNNA SEND IT TO 650
GABLUUUUUH DEY DUMPING BONDS FOR STONKS
DUUUUUUH RETAIL KEEP BUYING DIP
GUUUUUH POWELL GUNNA CUT RATE AND CRANK QE

They better pass that tax bill soon.
Need pump news for my new slurps. More! More! More!

this is the best financial advice i've seen all week

In my decision making process for a trade its about a 10% contribution and nothing deeper than resistance and support

Functional energy my friend

*doesn't do anything

†fuck knows if this does anything

AND no GMO??? Where do I sign

last one would unironically push us to new highs

WHO IS DRINKING AN ENERGY DRINK TO DO A WORKOUT

what the fuck else would you drink an energy drink for? it's not a sleep aide

Sure ill welcome a triple bottom and scoop up some more. Why does HIMS follow the S&P 500 so much?

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You are supposed to drink water, anon.

Yeah dude powell's going to suddenly not give a fuck about inflation and pump your bags specifically

check this
big mind blow incoming
energy drinks
get this now
hang with me
energy drinks
primary ingredient
is
what?

Shiiiit, I don't know what the fuck that means but I used to crack two of these bad boys in a day during the lockdowns. That was also when I was running my fastest miles.

Are we still sure it's going to finish in the green today

cum

chewy anon

who?

Oh are you disagreeing with me? You think rate cuts are bearish?

Nice, small gain.
TA works. Use it.

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The primary ingredient in many things is water. That doesn't mean you should be drinking antifreeze when on the treadmill.

god i wish

I lost 100k+ on Chewy options back in September.

The bond market is a machine where nation state chuds use 100 millions to get 5% APY during 20% inflation (please clap, press x to clap for genius bond chuds)

yes goyim, DO NOT drink seawater, it might be 96.5% water but uhhhhh, but the salt means you can't get hydrated even if you drink a gallon!!! Make sure to drink Dr Basedstein's fresh water heheheh

Why are spx puts so expensive right now, IV, VIX? Is vix and IV the same thing?

the primary ingredient of antifreeze isnt water you stupid fucking nerd

Agua

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Not just having proper water treatment facilities so you can drink the tap water

Americans...

Because the put to call ratio is retarded and MMs are trying to protect people like you because were going to 650.

trips of truth
I drink seatwere all the time and became and aryan god

thanks barket bakers :DDDD

IV and VIX are related but VIX applies to the shit and piss 500, its a measure of volatility in the market as a broad.
IV is specific to an asset. IV may be different depending on the asset you are looking at. A shitty meme stock that shoots up may have insane IV while the rest of the market doesnt give a fuck.
Higher IV raises the prices of options, puts or calls.
So when the market collapses and volatility shoots up, options become more expensive.

le heckin market makerinos protecc but also attac?!?! sigg fiddy ere we gum!!! ==DDD

BTC is fine, why the heck is MaSTurbateR down 4.5 pershent? should I sack off my minor Eurostock loses to slurp?

Antifreeze is generally a mixture of ethylene glycol and water. The ratio depends on the temperature requirements. While they do sell pure ethylene glycol as "antifreeze" the instructions are clear water needs added to be used as antifreeze. They also sell mixtures like 50/50 advertised as "antifreeze" ready to use for most applications.

HIMS should hit 65 EOW and NVDA should go back to its recent 137

HIMS also should reach 80-100 middle of summer since they have rights to the weight loss drug patent.

the ratio should never exceed 50/50 chatbot boy

If you guys think this is bad, wait until BTC dumps.

If the fed was interested in rate cuts or QE, we'd have seen either of them by now. Either we have a hawkish fed and your cuts are a pipe dream or the rest of the world is dumping bonds harder and faster than the fed can slurp them. Or the fed doesn't give a fuck about the US defaulting. Are any of those situations bullish?

drinking ethylene glycol can lead to kidney, liver and brain damage boss.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Wtf happened?

he bought

The exit pump is done. Bags successfully dumped.

If you ingest ethylene glycol it leads to a low blood ph, and can result in coma, the treatment is dialysis, but high proof whiskey can be administered within the first 3 hours if treatment is being delayed.

WHQT THE FUUUUUUUCK

I know that this is common when a company nears bankruptcy but it is still fascinating to see such a high volume on WOLF. I wonder whos buying though, it's too much for the baggies. Funds covering, perhaps?

WHY THE FUCK IS EVERYTHING DUMPING??/?

i can’t believe i bought puts and sold them again and it was still selling them too early jesus christ

sell, retailers

BUY THE DIP (AGAIN) BUY THE DIP (AGAIN) BUY THE DIP (AGAIN) BUY THE DIP (AGAIN)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

My cuck drink put options are up over 100% boss.

This!
Anyone not buying the dip (like the bald man says) is a fool.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!

c’mon UNH take the bait and crash below $200 by friday

why line no go up mumus??

Finally took profits on the last of my pltr. Where should I put it lads?

Bonds

Nice!
I didn't buy, but I think it goes to $26, easy.

AAAAAAAA REDDIT SELL SELL SELL

SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL

so rate cuts... aren't bullish? You actually are a retard lmao

Where should I P U T it lads?

S
E
L
L

Did Ramaphosa declare genocide against SPY?

SOXL sisters... BIDU baggies... Damage report?

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I bought last week. My bad. Not sure what I did wrong

Are there derivatives on auto loans?
And if so how big is it compared to the actual auto loan market?

Did you know auto loans are bigger than the credit card market?
I don't even know who is even holding on to this junk, is it banks or are the car companies acting as banks to sell their own overpriced junk?

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you actually don't need any anti-freeze if you dont live where it freezes. #RealMechanicLifeProTips

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Bonds

Jaymes Bonds

Well damn. Maybe I should've believed in the nose formation after all.
Selling at +75% is not bad but it sucks to miss out on more gains.

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SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL

As a bobo, I do want to see a recovery pump just to restore sentiment. a straight downward into close would cause market voodoo to pump us 5% at open tomorrow.

bought more 3 more HIMS at 57, love to see it

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

SELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL

Is that the dick pill I saw commercials for?

All of this bobo posting

always do the opposite of what Anon Babble says

I'm feeling comfy buying more ndx and spx on x5 lever

DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE

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As a bobo, I do want to see a recovery pump just to restore sentiment. a straight downward into close would cause market voodoo to pump us 5% at open tomorrow.

As a mumu I don't want to see a recovery pump. I want negative sentiment tonight, I want the euros to unload the market, and I want red all the way into friday at close. Hopefully down at least 15% on the shit and piss. Then I'll buy after hours VOO shares and then we v shape recovery over the next 2 weeks. It's not fair that I missed out on the last time this happened because I was in the middle of a gooning bender.

SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLLLLLLLL SELLLLLLLL

is it time to buy calls

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yep, him and hers.

They got compounding rights to weight loss now too.

BASED
&
VINDICATED

This just confirms it is 100% the time to buy.

fuck you guys i'm hell angry now
i'm going to my bottle of mouthwash and go jack off behind a dumpster

Anon Babble is bearish i will double down

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Buy FNGB and NVDL now

Explain. Is stuff gonna dump further?

Why is it that only crazy people ever live upstairs from me

Trump better be in the air already with his shirt off so the sultans can take another number two asap

Anon most of biz is now far less people than biz 2020. Man i wonder why all those people left. This board really slowed down this last year at least

Bobros... did our time finally come?
Can we finally buy puts at open and rake in money? Please tell me thats true, I beg you

They are like that devil on your shoulder saying to kill them and the angel saying just buy a house.

you motherfuckers are too much. lol!

Fake scam dump. Hedgoids planning to slurp once retail dumps.

i am technically a snib, but my grandad on my mom's side is 100% pure bred bearyan. I want it to go down slightly and sideways mostly

I too will rationalise myself into believing in whichever future move would benefit me

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I'm completely convinced Israel is going to start a war with Iran, if this sell off isn't any indicator, I don't know what is boss.

the bull falls for the bull trap

portfolio down 1.55%

s&p down 1.75%

finally beating the s&p

if you guys need any trading advice lmk, I'll make a course or something

Well, yeah, though we should be nearing the bottom of today and I think we will recover some before close or overnight before open tomorrow, and I think we are entering a correction at the very least.

It just sucks I paperhanded my position at +75% gain instead of a +300% gain like it would've been now despite my TA telling me it would dump further. Got too spooked of this retard bull market

Israel has spent years and years trying to get the US to attack Iran. I don't think the policy has changed. They won't attack.

Wait you sold your whole position!?!

they said "within the next 12 hours". that was yesterday. eh, i don't know.

bought SOXL calls and SRPT LEAPS

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What's in your port?

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Is it safe to slurp?

Yeah I never hold options for more than a few minutes. They're 0DTE anyways

of course, just go ahead and slurp all you want

liquidate everything, crypto is the future

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

6k of ASML
2k of MC (LVMH)
1k of whatever that stupid meme one is, the vertibirds

I keep waking up expecting to walk into police investigating a murder

You've been saying this every week for the last 2 years stupid baggler. Nothing. Ever. Happens.

Hahahahahahaahaha you niggers it's going up againnnn
Ndx 21k rejected, pump incoming

why all those people left.

Email verification and also jeetcoins/altcoins are dead as hell since they got burned out by sol shitcoins.

Look at that tiny green candle lmao
Bo-bros, you know what to do.

Also, 200ma support on 1h chart. Tomorrow it's green

THIS TIME IT IS DIFFERENT BOSS!

You know the rules and so do I.

did I just get rick roll'd boss?

I'm fairly convinced that multi multi multi billionaire fund managers (secretly) do TA all the time and most of "quant" approaches are attempts to attach numericals to visual TA formations.
Also those fund managers read the horoscope daily and call in sick on days they fear a several ton heavy safe could drop on their head while walking the street.

liquidated everything that isn't in the business of war, lol.

i just got home
WTFWT earlier!?!??!

I went to check my original position ($592 0DTE put) and it returned a peak of +1087% from its bottom to its top today damn
I'm not mad with myself but the thought of some shitty algo AI computer shit beep booping these kind of returns does annoy me.
Anyways, trust in TA.

bobros you know what to d-ACK

u huh, inverted maccas. u guys know what that means.

should I get out of BIDU bros
they fucking beat EPS expectations by 34% and dumped anyway

Oh nvm wasnt expecting 0dte

just.. give it a minute anon
y-you'll see

Be funny as hell if we closed green.

Well since the whole S&P500 is red except google, can I just use Gemini to sue everybody and make some money that way?

should I panic sell now?

Only way that happens is if Bessent comes out and says he's working on a meeting to discuss the possibility of the thought of the chance of maybe possibly reaching a consensus on the chance of a deal with the EU.

I sold at the pico bottom. Anons iam so done. IM SO DONE IM SO DONE IM SO DONE IM SO DONE IM SO FUCKING DOOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEEEE

BREAKING NEWS: Bessent says deal possible with EU

yo indian expat can you generate us mumu-chan getting her sopping wet tight juicy longs getting blasted with big bobo futa shorts?

I tried to too, but it's outside RTH in Poorupe so I couldn't and have had some spaghetti to calm down and cancelled it. eat more spaghetti

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You didn't fall for bull trap, did you?

Why are you buying?
What about the yields anon?
THE YIELDS!?

Retail now unironically thinks that the line only goes up

This will never end badly

I told you idiots to buy the fucking dip. When you get post after post of "AAAAAA SELL SELL SELL" then its clearly the bottom.

People don't actually care about yields.

I liked him cause of shkreli and by the time i bothered to remember them when trading they have fucking exploded
God damn it.
I hate forgetting about obvious shit.
Still probably a buy but if i lose money i will feel retarded

Go big or go home
(But please always practice first. I didn't dare to start 0DTE until I got a streak of successful 0DTE wins while paper trading)

I think stuff like this is why it feels like so many people left Anon Babble

FINAL 10 MINUTE POWER HOUR

I want to have sex with this anime girl's vagina tbqh

I need her in a Quest 3 game.

damn bobos are getting stronger

My sissygasm is going to be so intense later if i bought the bottom

- 30 usd unrealized

That's it?

If you're not buying this microdip you're retarded.

Kek

I know its just another bull trap and i will keep on selling and shorting

will be a very very long time before it gets back there too

I hope 0dte chad is okay

I sold everything back in April 7 almost at the exact bottom. Like... to the minute. For most of the stocks I sold, I was the bottom tip of the candle.

Thank you for your service, can you sell again please?

oooooooohhhhhh guys I'm sloorping ahhhhhhhhhh

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It's over...
bobos won...

mumu is trying so hard......

Can't wait until the market closes. I need to jack off to restrained anime girls.

those tiny candles

I don't have much left to sell... I never really bought back in, so I missed the rebound

I’m okay brother. It was a mistake that I will learn from.
It’s what happens.

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Alright everyone, charts down.

I didn't lose any money today.

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BONG. HOW DO

booba

-$1,199.99 (-1.16%)

Today: -0.96%
This Week: -1.39%
This Month: -2.33%
This Year: -44.81%

GOOGL bottom is in btw. You'd be silly not to slurp.

I only made money because I did my own DD on Celsius shill's play. I guess I owe that boy a thank you boss.

Did you have a profitable day today, Yanks?

Could be better could be worse

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i'm so sorry mumu...
we'll get you to the hospitable...
we can get the semen swabbed up for DNA evidence...it's going to be okay...

I had a fucking great day. Still just trading 1 lot at a time as I train on this, but this was the first day that really showed what I feel is possible with this strat. I made some good plays, some bad plays, some great plays, and one terrible play (buying a put at the literal bottom gg), but I just kept rolling with the punches and closed the day at what would have been +70% if I were trading real money and pyramiding my gains.

I'm getting better at this. I'm also realizing that how you enter the trade has a gigantic impact on the value of the trade. It's almost as important to have a good entry as it is to have the prediction right, like sometimes it can be a $0.10 per share swing just by timing the buy properly. And if you get that in your favor it's so much easier to exit if it's a bad trade, or to make gangbusters if it's a good one.

You do not understand macroeconomics

damn bro what was your strategy

Time for my 4 o’clock Celsius. Who else

And these last 2 years?

3X leverage, sell the bottom, and then sit on the sidelines
Eh, that'd be tough to calculate, I had multiple in/out transactions to this account. I can try later tonight when I have more time

I will have a glass of water please.

What flavor? None for me today, I had a big cuppa coffee this morning.

May i offer you some Bayhorse Silver in this trying time?

What do you guys think of Rolls Royce?

still up after this micro DIP, but I sold some NVDA before it dropped to buy more HIMS at 57.90 and 58.10

Great company and bright future with SMRs. Perhaps priced a little richly atm but its riding up along with Euro defence stocks. Buying one of their vehicles when I make it or when I finally get my lavish inheritance.

I'm getting better at this. I'm also realizing that how you enter the trade has a gigantic impact on the value of the trade.

That's one of the most important lessons anon, correct. And you're doing good training before committing with real money. Here's a russian weeb wife anime girl as prize. Keep going anon.

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WTF HAPPENED

Nothing really. Just dip buying.

we're pretending to care about yields right now

GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM MY STOP LOSS!!!!!! it would close green (0.05%) but i dont want to lose the position to the spread jew

Peach vibe

i'm holding onto 50 SPY 570 puts expiring friday that i paid around $400 dollars for yesterday

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MSTR has actually been trash this month I think maybe owning IBIT is way better because you don't have all the drama of the guy stripmining his company to buy bitcoin?

We need to make an AI that forces everyone to pay their debts, we all know all these debts are fake because people refuse to take out their 401K to pay student loans or all other loans.

buy Google faggot stop trying to be a smart guy your IQ is pure book learning and a mirage, stop having ego.

Have no idea how it could do better since they are already making the greatest luxury cars so...

-2.1%. Not a very fun day

I like it, bought it after hearing about it on an ft podcast and their engines got exempt from tariffs.

The peach raspberry one is really taste, been on the cherry cola one myself lately

Google chads WW@?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

FUCK A YOUUU DORRFIIIIN AND FUCK A YOUUUUU WHARRRREEEUUU

What makes a grown ass man act like this? And more importantly what compells thousands of people to listen to these gurus?

+0.63%
Can't complain while the rest of the market is shitting itself. Held up by Google and BYD.

The Indian guy really killed that presentation.

no, no he didn't...lol

I can't fucking read that the fuck did he buy

Here
I timed that google dip well a few weeks ago

Nobody gives a fuck about yields, Saudis will buy the dip tommorow and nothing ever happens

b b but muh debt

It doesn't matter. Even when USA takes a huge shit on the rest of the world everybody still wants to be in the US economy.

Tomorrow we are buying SEZL, right?

Doing the lords work.

Did you guys see that sell off today? Like holy shit, boss lmao.

5k shares of Wolfspeed

World is dumping our bonds and according to this chart the fed is not slurping yet
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/TREAST
I don't think a rate cut or QE will occur until we are in mega deep shit AND the fed feels unemployment is a much bigger problem than inflation risk, which could easily not end up being the case with these absurd tariff rates
That's without even mentioning the obvious unprecedented default risk

Was wondering why my portfolio was so green. Also own GEV, feel like a fucking genius today.

i thought about slurping but think there's more selling to come. also I am very sick with some virus or bacteria I'm sure I caught going in and out of hospitals and medical labs for work. I was completely convinced I needed to do the full PPE for hand protection as I'm just touching larger containers that were filled with samples by nurses and techs. But now I think they touched all those samples (wearing gloves) then touched the handle and latches of those transport containers so basically I'm sticking my fingers directly down the throat of every filthy and infected individual who comes in for testing. ... So I need to wear gloves. Hand sanitizer isn't enough.

Well if people want to stop buying our bonds, why don't we just default on them, like what have we got to lose boss?

everybody still wants to be in the US economy

Why was today's bond auction such a total shitter? Why doesn't anyone want a guaranteed 5% a year return over 30 years

guhhh dey gunna buy TSLA insted hurrr

Then why did today's dump not immediately get slurped up?
Institutions have been out for months, foreigners are increasingly uncomfortable holding our debt, and retail seems to be out of money to keep buying SPY calls

you are jewish

And why the fuck didn't the oh-so-omniscient market price this bonds shit, when it was fucking obvious for days? And what obvious shit didn't it price, while we're at it.
Dumbucks. This market is driven by fucking dumbfucks everywhere.

You guys think target is a buy?

This is fine, as long as Celsius Holdings is down.
And it is!

Guaranteed

That's exactly why.

Yes but change the t to a c, the a to an e, the r to an l, the g to an s, the e to an i, and the t to an us

I've been usually holding my 0DTE for just 15 to 30 minutes because the market has been rebounding so much, but damn, one day I'll catch a big one like this and be set for life and leave /smg/ forever.
This is just from a -1.7% today. There will always be more red days to come.
I think the MA converging was a strong signal that there wouldn't be a reversal like there was in previous days.

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pretty unreasonable. We'll never make spy 490 EOW at this pace
heres a (you). excellent post.

Nobody gives a fuck boss.

Why doesn't anyone want a guaranteed 5% a year return over 30 years

Cause you can pour it into SCHG and get 15% return in the same period and not have to take on default/currency risk by holding a dying currency for that long. Those risks are not much lower than equity risk in the same period, so the yields need to be a lot higher to entice buyers. Simple as.

how does that feel rn?

i will simply make sure no newfag goes uneducated

It was only weird when you said you were gonna buy all the Jewish people McDonald's hashbrowns.

Only retards trust jews. They say one thing and do the exact opposite.

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Baggler is also the guy who used to sell burps on onlyfans

LMFAO
I didn't even know this company but they just announced they are filing for bankruptcy soon pic related I wonder why.

It's definitely a special type of retard to scream "GOD DAMN YOU HEDGIES" while you buy more of a bankrupting stock

it's a company with a 190 million marketcap and 4.47 billion debt lmfao

Thats nothing
This is an spx put I almost pulled the trigger on today

You know how much of a pain in the ass it is grating potatoes for latkes? The McDonald's is a pretty good substitute boss.

That wasn't me boy.

Cope

i assure you mcdonalds does not have kosher hashbrowns

The trick is not grating the small little piece of potato left, risking cutting your knuckles. I do like them and I'm only 0.1% Ashkenazi. Can you post your recipe?

I need a drink

nasdaq closed at -1.41%

square root of 2 is ~1.41

2 days of market open left this week

Something big is going to happen on Friday. Screencap this.

Head on over to 7-11 for a refreshing Celsius

Then why did we dump today, you fucking retard? More importantly, why has the entire pump of the last weeks been on such low volume? Don't you think if you were right, wall street would want to front run your perma bullrun theory as hard as possible? Where's their trade volume? We know retail has been buying at record levels, but we're not at ATHs yet, so why are institutions sitting out? Why are yields and stock gains suddenly going in opposite directions only two days after retail bought the dip harder than ever in history?

I bought AAPL at the top

kms

If I post it now, I'll have nothing to give you for Hanukkah boss.

me with my shitass UNH puts for next week ($800 for $240p)

looks like DGNX ate shit today. think it’ll rebound or finally die?

I dont want to buy bonds because I do not want to finance jewish power. simple as.

I bought 5k of VOO and 1k more of RCAT and 1k of OPTT
I'm ready for the ass fucking of a lifetime

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That's okay. I got the Israeli recipes from YouTube.

Why buy 3 trillion market cap company, that shit is never going to return more than 20% max assuming it wont fall before that

They've gambled it all on reviving their company by creating brand new facilities with the CHIPS act gibs. They were already in trouble but the uncertainty created by the Orange Man delivered the fatal blow. Actually ironic that they'll go under partially because of the current administration, supposedly hellbent on bringing the manufacturing back home

See I was thinking the boycott will eventually fall off, because people eventually forget. Like they do this every year I swear

You're going to kys when it pumps pre market

sold just a teensy bit early

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a 1% drop after running up 20% in 4 weeks isnt a dump, it's cooling off.

Those engines are too important to for tariffs. It was a sensible move to exclude them. The USA has solid jet engine manufacturing and doesn't need to take extreme measures to protect its industry. But trying to cut out Rolls Royce would be a huge costly mess for US companies who have billions invested in designs that implement them.

SMRs

I feel like they're a bit of an unknown quantity. It'll be interesting to see if they represent the huge breakthrough people say or just another regular step forward but it's still a good market for them to be in.

They're an innovative company. At the cutting edge of technology. A lot more to them than just a luxury car brand. At this point the cars are more like their origin stories but they keep making them because luxury and quality are timeless so never go out of style.

He thinks we won't see $10trillion companies in our lifetime

Lol. Lmao even.