/smg/ - Stock Market General

At nearly 1/80th the premium value of 10% OTM calls compared to the underlying, is now the time to load up on MSTY LEAPS? I picked up around 200 contracts for a call ladder (w/some further OTM strikes) for the same cost of 1 single 10% OTM MSTR LEAPS call.

kek anti-american reddoid baggots. How's the puts going?

BOOBA

op there's no need to bake that quickly

futures

ezy money bitches

why is DIVO the only "CWP" ETF that seemingly works?
what's their secret sauce?

mumina

a COW

c cups at best

Good grief

market where it was when UNH dumped

Just put the money somewhere else, who caaaaaaares

should’ve bought TQQQ at 41

should’ve bought NVDA at 95

My only play was averaging my NVDA down to 115. Such is life I guess.

Averages average averages

Sold 2027 puts on UNH

If this holds, I'll buy some 400c leaps tomorrow

WSJ piece was a nice touch :)

is there a crab-chan, who is flat?
I think that would make sense
I wonder what a bear chan would look like. Maybe she's short? Or really skinny or something.

Korean won drops 0.5% after US does not seek weak dollar

we can say "we do not seek a weak dollar" and other currencies will instantly crumble

cool

why are you dumbfucks so dam poor?
it’s literally not that hard to make money

post your SOXL

Apparently South Korean aristocracy thinks that they can treat orange man like a peasant, like they do their own. If there is one thing I learned, do not try to short the meme. You will die.

South Korea learned this the hard way and is getting really risk averse because Trump is a complete menace with his suicide vest of a trade war.

Thats cool man. You ever try DMT?

I'm almost 38 and only make $197k

US does not seek weak dollar

Better do something about that deficit then...

WMT

Good call, dipshit.

I'm an eVTOL maxi. I don't give a fuck about anything else.

cnbc.com/2025/05/14/unitedhealth-under-criminal-probe-for-possible-medicare-fraud-report-says.html

Penny stock alert

BABA

WMT

PPI

J Pow

I’m thinking we’re green again

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1asVTn8TUOWKwli_w7n8r6-CNZQv0vzhgcJPuTF1tHBU/edit?usp=sharing
reddit.com/user/Think_Reporter_8179/comments/1jrgqns/whitepaper_the_greedfear_residual_strategy/

I was looking at this [let'sSaySpoilerWorks]fellow[/spoiler] plebbitor's strategy using Greed/Fear in combination with the Shiller PE, and I find it quite interesting how it worked well for the 2022 downturn, and the one we just had, that may not just be over yet considering how fast we're climbing back.
Granted, it barely beats buy&hold, and while it won't help much in deciding what to do when we're between 5 and 15, I still like its "buy" signal and "sell" signal.
I'll take a look at it from time to time, seems like a good indicator alongside the raw Fear & Greend index on CNN's website. And while I probably won't sell everything like a retard when it hits 15, I think I'll slowly start deleveraging myself. And if it goes under 5 like in 2020 and 2022, I'll likely leverage myself tits up.

Do you stay long JOBY as well? Not aware of any other tickers desu

the probe by the healthcare-fraud unit of the DOJ’s criminal division is active since at least last summer.

Priced in

JOBY is meh. I don't like that it's named after the founder.

Archer has the hype and partnerships and midnight just looks better.

Plus their CEO is part of the tribe and about to be on prime time telly

People actually watch that crap boss?

What if insiders knew that UNH stock was going to drop in the future due to internal fuckery so they preemptively had the CEO murdered as punishment for doing damage to the company?

Pardon the ghost buster, he was just cleaning the mansion.

Opportunities wouldn't exist if the vast majority of people didn't miss them. Think about how some of the smartest people in global finance collectively running trillions in their hedge funds puked at the recent lows only to find out that they were the ONLY ones to get bearish.

uh.... did anyone else feel an earthquake?
was that a pre-shock?
is this it?
the big one?

If only there was a network of computers with real time seismometers..

Yeah midnight looks like it’s out of halo and (((Goldstein))) certainly has some deep pockets. $20 stock by end of next year, maybe sooner if they get some test flights and run time in

Why is NFLX so absurdly expensive

197k a year? That's not bad at all.

futures

I just had more success holding a 0DTE option today than holding longer expiry for a month lol

yields peaked?

More gov spending ? Gotchu senpai

Explain why we don't pump tomorrow

There isnt any important news to pump

Because we had 1 month with 0 red days

welcome to the crabbening

USA actively wants a weak dollar and strong Yen. South Koreans have been getting power fucked by their currency dying just like their population.

Plenty of normies do... supposed to be a big announcement. Hopefully not a nothingburger

Now explain why we DO pump tomorrow

Is this giantess? I'd love to see her as giantess

How do we prevent middle income trapped countries? Do they just need more stable governments that project confidence so the Jews give them more banks to commercialize?

we just had like 20 green days in a row an you want more?

futures

i bought the top again didn't i

I don't think people really care about the means and methods so long as the top guys die. The public was joyful, ecstatic even, when that CEO got Luigi'd. That put every multimillionaire and billionaire exec on notice that the public will cheer on their deaths with zero sympathy. The media whitewashing made it significantly worse too.

Futures up a lot. Big pump on tech. Any news i missed?

WMT beats earnings and is the canary in the coal mine for tariffs and we pump off it.

Built for big black cock
Thats big black penis specifically
BLACKED

Markets are now focused on Thursday’s U.S. producer price index (PPI) release, expected to show moderating factory-level inflation for April. The report comes on the heels of softer-than-expected consumer price index (CPI) data, which sparked hopes of potential interest rate cuts if inflation continues to cool.

All eyes are also on Jerome Powell’s speech Thursday, where he will review the Fed’s policy framework. Investors are looking for hints on future rate decisions, especially after the Fed recently held rates steady and signaled caution due to economic uncertainty.

The public was joyful, ecstatic even

Only shitlibs were this and it is because they think it is some kind of victory. This is expected since they lost the house, the Senate, the presidency and the popular vote, eventually they would lose their minds.

Relatively term it’ll hit 1200 and do a 10-1 split like all of mega cap does when they get too expensive for retail

And here's why i think your take is garbage: if the market is optimistic about jerome changing rates and inflation going down, then the dollar index would go up (except it's 0.2% down, and that's a low volatility index). Also, by the same logic, you wouldn't have shit like amazon and meta pumping. And btw, the volume chart for AH shows these 2 stocks rose close to 0.3% in about 10 minutes on a total volume of 2000 shares (some candles were in double digits). Aren't these several trillion dollar companies? If the movement of 2000 shares pumps them 0.3% they behave worse than fucking dogecoin and fartcoin

Only shitlibs were this

It was more than that, hatred of scummy healthcare companies knows no political affiliation. The only DEI those companies did was to equally and equitably fuck everyone over.

This is expected since they lost the house, the Senate, the presidency and the popular vote, eventually they would lose their minds.

I think they lost that a little while back, probably some psychosis-inducing strain of weed vape that sent them off the deep end.

Thank you, anon.

you must eat all the eggs, but nippon

That's a lot of water.

people actually believe this happened or is possible lmao kek
it's gonna be a bloody wake-up call pretty soon

I’m not even going to make fun of you I was like you years ago but I also capitulated years ago and started making money.

Sure
We're retesting 6100 at the very least doe

Every pullback will be gobbled up. New all time highs incoming.