/smg/ - Stock Market General

I want mumina to breastfeed me after she's gotten extra engorged from pumping the markets all day while she runs her fingers through my hair and calls me her sweet little boy

Bobo btfo (again)

___ with Bull-chan!

I bet you'd also take her bull cock in your ass too

literally gonna be 20 eod this is so retarded

I only care about money

Did anybody in here read the project 2025 playbook, what did it say as far as where to invest your money to get maximum gains boss?

i stressed over whether i needed 1/3lb or 1/2lb of cheese for the last 20 minutes. market opens and my account is up several thousand. i am mentally ill.

also, based based based

They wanna bring back coal.

Do you really need 1/3 of a pound, I mean you should just settle for getting 1/2 a pound it's plenty of cheese boss.

Opinions on OKLO?

Never give your money to Scam Altman.

LLY and UNH calls printing, hell yeah. Kudos to the anons from yesterday who pointed out pharma/healthcare stocks on discount.

That's a fucking given. If you don't want to be bred by mommy from behind while she pets you and calls you a good boy, you're irredeemably gay

I got fucked hard on Arch Coal back when we had that well spoken black gentleman as president boss.

FUCK i was thinking of buying some this morning
missed another coool 20%

My biggest issue is If I can hold to SOXL 52 I'll have 10 million. I think it's unlikely but fuck those 8 figures sing.
Still this run seems unsustainable with the tarrifs still in place so I probably should play it conservatively.

with the tarrifs still in place

They rolled back some of the de minimis ones even more this morning, down to 30% from 50%. There seems to be genuine efforts to walk the tariffs back down for deals.
I think considering the Saudi deal on AI, we might see further loosening of AI with respect to China. Trump doesn't give a fuck who gets these AI chips as long as its the US that benefits.

Once we hit 592 I'll have made up everything I lost selling/shorting the april bottom. At 610 I'll be up over $40k
PUMP YOU PIECE A SHIT

thats real money anon, Like retire anywhere in the world money.

Just made 300% gain on Okla

Don't even know how it's still pumping, i've already missed out on another 100% but I feel like i had to take the gain while i still could.

Fun meme stock. Financials are a disaster but AI needs reactors and really so does the world. They are just copying the French too, so it's a model that we know somewhat works.
If I wasn't already in a casino id throw casino money at it when it drops.

He longed?

shorted the market 2 weeks ago

bull run of the decade since

holy FUCK bobros are any of you still afloat?

It just dumped

OMG ITS ALMOST FUCKING RED!!!! SELL EVERYTHING BOSS!!!!

YOUR REIGN OF STUPIDITY AND TERROR ENDS HERE, MUMU, WE ARE COMING BACK

NVDY bros...

We are winning

UOOOOOOH!!!

I really like AI, I just think it will ultimately follow QQQ and do uou want to hold 3x when qqq is at ath.
I think I'll just downgrade to a non leveraged SOXL once Nvidia gets back to ath 153.

Stop the count!

which one of you little mongs took profit huh

Could the stablediffusionfags please get some kind of bobina ryona/submission shit going

SOXL IS COLLAPSING

B L A C K S W A N
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White dot is when you made that post

TTT

Kek

Intel is dragging it down again. Should have bought AMD instead. They never learn.

GOOG

never
based 18.68 resistence will save us

Yeah, I think going SOXX could be a good idea when SOXL is clearly gassed out.
For me, if I "make it" with SOXL, I'll probably switch to VOO and chill for a while. Got some (good) stuff going on in my life and I'd hate to be exposed to 3x volatility at the time.

already back in the green. can't scare me bogdanoffs, i'm made of sterner stuff than that.

Intelkeks wtf happened

SOXX, I was wondering what it was called, cheers. Well good luck brother, wagmi,

I missed the bottom as usual, hope it dumps more so I can buy

Also waiting 2 minutes to post fucking sucks

we are coming back

Curious question : why do you like NVDY instead of NVDL?

They've sucked for years now.

Thanks anon

oh huh since when has apple paid divvies

waiting 2 minutes to post

That's only for spammers. You're not a spammer, are you?

Reddit buying calls. Today is fucked

implying triggering the dip to buy more cheapies wasn't my intention

Arrogance is to the bogdanoffs as a toreador's red flag is to a bull, you gotta lure em where you want em

since buffet bought a huge stake in the company and made them change their policy.

i finally bought soxl

As an aside, no hate on anybody, but I think its hilarious that SOXL is so well known in here that its underlying non-leveraged fund's name isn't know by some people. David Soxel really marketed it well, kek.

go long, stay long

It's time for it to be Biden's market again (according to Trump)

I bought SOXL to hedge my SOXS

Should I buy novo nordisk?

i somehow remember all the mags having some silly 0.01 divvy

Might be a big mistake, but I bought SPY 589Cs

Market is sleepy from rocketing up for day after day after day. Its okay if it takes a break.

Theyre different tools with different uses. One isnt better than the other

The marke is and will clearly wait for PPI tomorrow.

if im just getting into options should i be buying 1mte calls if im bullish and puts if im bearish? 0dte options just seem retarded to me

Is that really the best you could do, Bobo?

I bought the top of soxl lol

Why is the market up so much in the last few days? I got back everything I lost during the tariff-mania panic. Did they rollback all the tariffs or something?/ I can't find any definitive news on why the market is so hot all of a sudden.

I just put 3000 dollars in GASS because it was named Stealth Gas and sounded like a fart joke.
Should I put more?

Pushing your expiration out further is generally a good idea, yeah. It eats into how much profit you could possibly make at the expense of having time to exit your position. Half my life savings are in 1mte's rn, it's still retarded lmao, but less retarded than 0dte's

Trump folded on the tariffs to chyna for 90 days

0dtes are retarded. You can do 1 month, I like doing 3 months just in case the trade goes badly I can wait it out

Remember a few years back where people were mortgaging their homes to buy calls. It made them millionaires.

I have loaded up a suicide stack of NVO at $60 but I'm a notoriously shit investor so make of that info what you will.

Also have lots of GRRR at $16 which is going to pop off today in an hour they have a webinar where they give their 2026 guidance my target is at least $25 end of week.

Ok thank you.

Every rocket ride to the moon needs gas, king

SPX finally broke through its 200ma at 5750 and there's no major resistance until it retests its ATH. Could happen next week at this rate. If there's good news tomorrow, mumus will be EATING

I really hope 90 days becomes the next two more weeks meme

Wait til he says Drill Drill Drill. Hnnnngg. Am i good with Uran energy corp and energy fuels? Its 20% my Portfolio

0dtes are retarded.

ASMB stock ladies
Make money, don't waste your life not taking this opportunity

What happens after the 90 days are over?

You don't know?

That's when the 90 days begin.

Adding 100 more shares. Thanks!

nothing-burgers, unironically. It's a very "buy the rumour, sell the news" kind of market lately. Just ride the fake and gay vibes until things get uncomfortably real and straight.

It would be fun that if there's no deal after 90 days Xi raises tariffs first to 30% just to embarass Trump.

aren't semis mooning because of the saudi deal

why is aapl performing so poorly when everything else is mooning

CHYNAAAAAAA YESSSSSSS DA NEW WORLLL ORDAAAAA

I look like that and say that

But what if there's another 90 day pause on China's retalatiory tariff? Will it be in two more weeks or after another 90 day pause?

they’re gonna keep pushing the dates back and the admin will just keep dangling deals to pump the market

PPI tomorrow will be not great, not terrible (or better)

poomp straight to 610 by next chewsday

either crab around there for over a week the way we did at 565, or retrace 2-4% before blasting off to new ATH's on more random good-ish news for the next week

once the last bobo is bankrupt, flash crash to 480

Screenshot this

Didn't happen with Mexico/Canada though the policy was softened there

that SPY shakeout after testing VWAP

590 is very possible today.
Bulls are scaring away the kiddies to gobble up cheapies.

This market has dementia and forgot what was going on and who was president for a minute boss.

bobos were getting giddy for a second there

Welcome to the club bro

We need a catalyst for the market to go down though. Only complete failures in negociation would make it go back down. And even there considering how it behaved this past 3 weeks, just a few tweets will prop it up.
Even as a bull, I think everything is retarded, but retard strength is just that powerful.

they were yesterday when it was announced, but it looks like they've cooled off a little bit. regardless they're pretty much the only exception.

If PPI is not bad, than this shit is completely useless.

How big does the rubber dick have to be for me to be the least gay possible?

By "not bad" i mean "people arent literally burning their furniture for warmth nor are they eating each other in the streets yet", since thats what it would take to kill the momentum of this retard pump

This is the Donald Pump presidency, get in or stay poor

Ah ok I missed that one, seems important. So they just have a 10% tax for now. Wonder what the strategy for the US Administration is.

That would be bullish since people would need to buy new furniture

Just buy SPY calls 90 days out, we'll get a deal with China and you'll beat the market by a fuckton boss.

Charles Gasparino

@CGasparino

Scoop: Trade-tariff deals with Japan and South Korea said to be “close,” according to me Wall Street sources close to the White House. Timing unclear. India deal as well though it has been throttled by the tensions with Pakistan. Story developing

*sigh*

Rubber?

Someone selling stocks that I own or shorting my companies constitutes as an hate crime

SOXL bros...

I wish it was easier to buy Japanese stocks. I want to load up on some VIDEOGAME stocks

huh thank you trump! the crab finally went to sleep

Don't you ever heckin' say anything about my wholesome valid investment vehicle SOXL, you gross chud

Very antisemetic behavior indeed

I gave back all of my gains from yesterday

too scared to buy growth/tech

too greedy to stay cash

But I don't want to buy dividends

Where my PEPSI bagholders at?

Why is my AMZN not pumping?

I thought it bottomed and was down 15% in like a week. What the fuck is happening at pepsi

It's up 16% in a month.

gold

Uhhh... how low can it go?

the saudi's have to sell their golds so they can bribe the commander and thief with shit like mcdonald's and promises of trump towers in the desert boss.

from what I understand, zoomers prefer dr pepper and it has dethroned bepsi as a top three soda

bought fucking gme at 25 and now is 29 and is assfucking my 28 covered call

bought HOOD at 50 and now is 63 and assfucking my 60 covered call

I know I'll make money but still FUCK this shit guess I'll get assigned and do csps until SPY reaches 600 and crashes

Alchemy will be here in 2 more weeks. Gold to 0.

everything that was added since the stock market crash

zoomers prefer dr pepper

maybe zoomies aren't so bad after all

So long lead and short gold, got it

I thought they had oil?

Zoomer here, you are correct, dr bepis is stupendously based and their new flavors are bussin fr fr no cap

How much of eToro are you buying today?

I feel like China and the US both won

Everyone's happy :)

what's this

i always thought its a scam

depends what price does lol
do we know what time it IPOs?

why would they sell their oil when it's low when gold is high, that's like flying around on a private jet to talk about how carbon emissions are destroying the planet. It does not make any fucking sense boss.

So, basically TSLA gave up on cars and now is into bots. But, if there are also other bots, why would one buy TSLA-bots? It's the same issue with the cars. Is TSLA the only one with bots "that advanced"?

feeling retarded today but ex div was the day the stock dumps wasn't it? or the pay date

The ex div day is the first day it should be lower

that coiling right below VWAP on SPY

oh we finna launch

This is so much easier than shitcoins god damn

thanks

you know you have to hand it leon for being able to imagine the pivot.
car sales are down 20% in north america and more other places. But hey lets do shit that boston dynamics did like a decade ago and google sold off.

that coiling right below VWAP

HUH?

Ex-div. For an example, compare the MSTR and MSTY charts. 5/8 was the ex-div day for MSTY, so it doomped despite MSTR going up.

YO, STOP

my fellow eurofaggots, what are the pits and downfalls of marrying some well endowned south american woman for the sake of: a) paying less taxes b) cheaper credit and c) a one time upfront payment?

I cannot wait to fuck it.

hit $4000 in dividends a year finally

Honestly Trump could NOT have planned that dib better

thank u cute anime girl. haven't received a divvy in a good while since i became a full time gambler so i forgot

what the fuck is a vwap? Is that like a Venezuelan Without Any Papers boss?

Coiling under VWAP resistance

RSI near neutral midpoint

MACD flat near zero

Volume steadily decreasing

Buyers absorbing each dip - bears getting exhausted

No lower lows forming

Setting up breakout pressure

Shorts may get squeezed soon

Get ready

coiling - Going sideways at a certain price on decent volume, indicating the market is not interested in a lower price and buyers are still entering

VWAP - Volume Weighted Average Price

Basically, if a stock is sitting right at VWAP going sideways, the market is comfortable with that price and people are still buying. That gives upward pressure and indicates there shouldn't be much, of any, downside.

Bought the dip

Regret not buying more

Did I miss the tariff rally? Or will it keep pumping?

Based and fundamentals-pilled.
The market doesn't have to go down to reset strong recent gains. It can also go sideways for a time to let RSI cool down and reset, then the moon mission can resume.

Sold my SOXS for -0.5% loss.
I think we're having one last upward move today before its all hands on deck on shorting.

Now he also brings up McDonalds, dips (hopefully sweat-sour) and some squeeze, wtf is Gigachad talking about

well the god emperor himself said we will go much higher

miga shit gloating about making money at the cost of the economy

you faggots are truly the scum of the earth AND you're flooding the catalog with /smg/ threads
go BACK, she should've won

OK, that's about 10% more from here, I covered the downside with a short

why would they sell their oil when it's low when gold is high

True

That's technicals, not fundamentals. Fundamentals are stats about companies -- P/E rations, EPS, balance sheets, etc.

We don't even have a finalized trade agreement with China. That will lead to a solid pump

Ok, good explanation, but I was just memeing a little due to the market being dogshit obviously crabbing for PPI

So long as SPY doesn’t go below 586.61, I am confident we will see a breakout before lunch.

lmfao post your portfolio and I'll post mine
I guarantee you will be seething even more when you realize what I own

nigga the sandp is completely flat year to date its gonna go up way higher

Got WMT earnings morrow also.

thats gonna dump isn't it

Uber bets on affordability with shared fixed-route rides, expanded passes

May 14 (Reuters) - Uber Technologies (UBER.N), opens new tab on Wednesday unveiled a range of new offerings such as shared fixed-route rides and expanded membership passes, targeting consumers seeking cost-effective ways to travel.

The ride-sharing app has been looking to invest in more affordable transport and delivery offerings to widen its user base and combat slowing revenue growth in an uncertain economic environment.

Uber's new "Route Share" ride option will cost half as much as the company's UberX ride-hail service, by providing pickups every 20 minutes along busy commute corridors.

Uber gave up on self driving to become the digital version of the bus lmao

Why wasn't Intel part of the Saudi party?

…what the fuck

i wonder how much jensen got paid to be there

Whats the best way to watch the current value of a stock?

there has to be a red day at some point

Lmao Amerimutts

I SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT MORE

obviously crabbing for PPI

Nigger, the market as a whole does not think that far ahead

checked

To tomorrow morning?

I’m not happy

Uber Bets

They should spread out into the sports betting and online casino market. Look I know you're saying it's a crowded space, but they can include promos into their ride share app, so people can gamble while they're being driven somewhere boss.

why aren’t there any EU trade talks? do euros just have a stick up there ass?

Yes, it does not even think that far ahead
You might as well think about something 5 years from now.

Well, yes, that has been discussed in the previous thread. Hence why they are called eurofaggots.

The EU exists in a constant state of a stick up their ass. And you have countries like France whose GDP is 60% just government spending lmfao

Why do I suspect this to be fake? Look at the fuckin wheel. How does it turn thise much and the car only turns so little? Even on my oldass Mercedes of 2008, if I was to turn the wheel this much at that speed I'd be gone. It does literal 90degree turns. And I assume TSLA wheels to be a lot more sensitive as they look like F1 "wheels" which are extremely sensitive. You can turn your VW Golf from 1970 like that and it doesn't move, but not modern cars, wtf?

youtu.be/XpS3Zj5E1gE?si=ZgBL_kWriQm05Pvj&t=69

Don't you see all the butt hurt eurofags ITT. Why do you think their butts hurt? Well I'll tell you, it's because they all have a faggot of sticks jammed ploop right up their ass boss.

GOOGsissies
our time has come

I feel like things have been too sensible the past week or two. When does the circus come back into town?

I'm seeing signs go up in London about another Uber strike which follows the one on the 1st May. I'd do some shorts desu.

American WN

Major policy is burning coal

At 1:46 it turns left beyond 90 degree for a mild left turn.

When does the circus come back into town?

when yields hit 4.5 and 5 on the long end, so tomorrow

Europe is not a serious country.

CRWV really is an infinite money glitch if you're a trader with a quick trigger finger. It bounces around like a hyperactive rabbit. I really hope the earnings report doesn't kill this volatility because I haven't taken full advantage of it over the past week.

There is no butt hurt so to say, the condition of having a broom shoved up the ass is so intrinsic to the european that they grow up being able to withstand the pain

I hate tesla as much as anybody but thats probably just adaptive steering

Why would it be fake? The turns look shallower compared to the steering action because of the ultrawide FOV of the camera.

my bet is so far performing better than my stock market stuff

FUCK THE NIGGER ANON WHO TOLD ME TO HOLD INTEL(as opposed to take profits)! i was up 15% and now I'm getting raped! The only fucking tech stock to dump is the one i hold.....

Because its drive by wire, or perhaps adaptive steering on that model. They've had that on the Cybertruck too.
youtube.com/watch?v=V77jIMi21Vs

the one day I buy call instead of put, spy falls

what is a stop loss.... I was up 15, got triggered at 11, made some profit, I'll rebuy lower

haha good old intc. even amd finally got good

Is it time

why would you EVER hold intel?

I don't know man, have you heard of NIKOLA? Or Musk being top 7 in PoE 2?

This applies to the car resting. But if you steer a regular wheel of a modern car just a bit while driving it has a huge effect.

If I'm at a crossroads and I do a 90 degree rightturn, then maybe I'll turn the wheel 90* or slightly more, but that jungle route never had such a strong curve.

No, classic shakeout.
VIX barely moved.
Sell volume was huge on SPY.
Nobody believed it and there was a healthy recovery

It's not. As of right now, only the Cybertruck has that.

now that it keeps Going Up I'm now confused about when i should sell but that's also cause im not good at trading.

Im a huge seething faggot. I have been pumping goog all week, only to not buy any with the idea that I want it at 150.

INT is a 10 bagger, but you gotta hold it for 10 years, and you might have some anal leakage during that time if you look at it.

Some people have humiliation fetishes.

wow what kind of witchcraft is that

I don’t
And that’s why I take profits

Undervalued as fuck, still one of the largest cap companies, TBTF so it's not going bankrupt even if they set the whole company of fire because daddy US will bail it out, historic low in 2y, historic highs/ath of 75.
Need i continue?
Also while writing my previous post everything started dumping. Is this normal? I seriously bought ndx leveraged on x10. How fucked am i? There is no chance for it to go red (or at least not nore red than 1%) right anons?

i think its real, the light and shadows match outside and inside like here
youtu.be/XpS3Zj5E1gE?t=87

I feel like it's still a massive value trap

who else panic sold spy calls at the bottom (or had stoploss hit)

welp, I guess I'll sell my soxl for a loss. I got baited.

Not me.
I have 589Cs

you realize Sauds are going to dump on the market right? imagine being dumb enough to hold energy.

The big moves in SOXL happen after hours.

keep betting on tesla bear

keep losing money

why am i like this?

I was really close to doing that, but I am not a panican and remember the great advice of Warren Buffet boss.

Just hold until you’re in the money? Dumb fuck

he didn't see the CPI report

energy demand is so high we can't hit it even with opec dumping
we literally can't pump gas fast enough

ya, sure bud. good luck with that.

tesla at 340

How high will it go? 400 again after that horrendous report? Casual ~800 p/e?

soxl

why do people still hold these meme instruments?

the market deserves a crash over the weekend. slight pumping until friday at close hopefully.

bought stock insanely in the green 3 hours ago and is surprised it went down

just hold it lol

I need the market to go full retard and beat its old record of 1000 pe ratio

There are literally thousands of other FSD videos from China and the North America. Why are you being so skeptical of this one? You can look up 'Douyin AE68' if you want more video from this specific vlogger.

Sell in may and go away . Sell and take profits don't be greedy mumusisters

betting against meme stocks

buy more.

Well i sort of agree: my plan is not to hold intel until i get old. I assume it's a trap that will be sprung at some point soon: maybe we see 30-35 to get momentum retards energized and then pump and dump. That is why my target was high 20's. Except it's now fucking ME

Does anyone else find this too optimistic. It seems like something that could so easily be impacted by weather, politics, and market prices. Dividends are quite high, like 10% high, what's the catch?

meme stocks

back to your containment thread gme baggie

tsla might be todays tulip mania. if it doesn't start having fundamentals to back it up its going to pop hard some day. problem is knowing when, could take a long time still

literally NEVER trust price targets
they are completely made up by the most retarded people possible

yea the market is one tripmine away from another oopsie.
Trump needs to feed his insider trader buddies so expect another inconcievable dump

Price targets are less valuable than preused toilet paper

This, lmao. wtf is wrong with you man?!

watch the yield explode in everyones face tomorrow

Aren't price targets not predictions, but rather what the analyst thinks would be a "fair" price for the stock given the performance of the company, price of other companies in the sector, etc?

he's like just new
my dad made that same mistake and bought a lot of stupid trashy penny stocks

I feel like if I post my positions or what I plan to buy here the algos will pick it up and ill get bogdanoff'd
Anyways do you guys think we will still see 10 min before close dumps like we saw the past month? I think we are no longer in a risk off market so im debating not buying puts

Yes but the analysts are consistently wrong. Like a lot. You are never supposed to trust them and no one, even the tard youtubers giving "financial advice", will ever tell you to listen to them.

Looks like we're rocketing thru VWAP

reuters.com/world/china/eu-ready-take-slow-road-us-trade-talks-pursuit-bigger-deal-2025-05-14/

goddamn, I sold my SPY 588 call at a 50% loss for nothing

I have no idea desu, new to this. I had thought it was more like a forecast. Maybe that's the catch

every VWAP should be put into a very large cannon and shot back to Maduro's private residence boss.

RSI is going down, too. Doing that above VWAP gives me hope.

does the eu even have anything that matters?

We're already mid-may though. Though there's indeed another half left.

The fuck is wrong with you lmao

spy is going to test 588 resistance

LFG

I've only seen this one yet and the degree of wheelturn was instantly suspicious to me. I will look into that.

Thanks

Sold the bottom award

i got out of SOXL before LSE closed and I had to wait till 4am eastern time
it will now moon, you're welcome soxsissies

is ok, i have an exam monday and i haven't learnt any of the module yet, need fewer distractions

Most of his vids get posted on Twitter. And if you look at the screen, you can see what the turns really look like. The wide FOV of the exterior camera compresses everything towards the middle which makes turns look shallow.

Should I be buying puts here? Asking for myself (I have no friends

got 12k USD in cash now
worth betting on coreweave?

You might get some gains with a SPY 588 put, but I’d suggest you scalp fast. The minute you see a gain sell.

Another potential TSLA breakout

fucking hell

We honestly might see SPY 590 today

I just sold my SPY calls from about a week ago for a neat profit. Not saying it's going to go down now but I believe this meme market runs on news and unless Trump starts cooking on a daily basis the crabbing will slowly drag us down a few points, in which case I'll buy in again as I am bullish for the next 30 days.

TSLA exploding again

WHEN WILL IT END

At this point, I've seen dozens of Chinese videos showing FSD working on everything from dirt roads with no signs, to incredibly crowded streets with seemingly no logic in layout, no traffic laws, and pedestrians with no sense of self-preservation.
If this video is fake, other drivers would have already tried to replicate it, crashed, and uploaded the video. If anything, there's probably a greater incentive to fake crashes. The fact we haven't seen that makes me believe FSD and Robotaxi are legit.

Fact Sheet: President Donald J. Trump Secures Historic $1.2 Trillion Economic Commitment In Qatar

1 trillion Saudis

1.2 trillion Qatar

The US is just getting more inflated.

Our main attraction is south american women

Fucking piece of shit INTC do something

TLT

TMF

RIP

NOOOOOOO STOP MAKING DEALS I HATE MONEY

I fucking love it. My BDC's are going to be shitting cash

I don't know a ton about this auto driving thing but I would say they're doing some power steering fuckery while it is in use in order to make the car computer able to control the steering easier.

damn maybe instead of hating others should learn and stop being poor. especially eu could learn a bit about this beautiful freedom

yo, the GRRR shill, what the fuck happened

The british do know about it.

BRK sisters...

GOOG xisters. It's finally happening

Scam company. ACHR is next.

TESLER

What happened this aft with Rheinmetall

yuro trash
Nobody is buying that shit

FUCK! should´ve waited, and i could buy me more games instead only of expedition 33

Lmao.

1,200 Waymo vehicles recalled after a collision glitch caused multiple collisions.

Stock pumps 4%

We can't stop winning googly mooglies

Imagine not buying Google when it's at 17 P/E.
Always fucking invert /smg/.
On that end, I'll probably start selling some inflated positions, the greed is palpable from here, as always when it's about to crash, but palpable from everywhere as well

mortgage report next week will show mortgages are more expensive than this week's report

Just slurped the schd dip a little

why is aapl performing so crabby when everything else is flying

We’re not gonna crash. We’re gonna keep going up…r-right guys?

EU is back fuck drumpf

go back to sucking chink dick faggot

Yes, it’s fine for today. Afternoon will surge and we will go Up Up Up!
SPY 590
I feel it

If this shit crashes there will be SO many bagholders its insane

It probably reminded these dumbfuck investors that Google already has paying customers while TSLA is still selling promises.

What is this schizo hour or something, what the fuck are you two talking about

fuck handys lol

What happens when we run out of news

You'll be swimming in schadenfreude by christmas. But before that, new ATH's

So long as we have Tsar Trump doing his thing, there'll always be news boss.

handy

German poster!

I LOVE PRESIDENT TRUMP

There is a 90 day pause on red days bobo. Your fantasy is nothing but the day dream of a hibernating bear

SPY will be testing 589 soon

I definitely think 590 is a possibility today
If so, I will be fucking rich

The SPY coiting with that $588 price makes me think it's going to cum shotted over $590 after it finishes its nooner boss.

Just remnant Anon Babble-schizos who think everyone invested in EU is some anti-trump tranny.

FUCK
how´d we got there "iphones" or "samsungs" replacing handys-.-

Apple doesn't have a narrative right now. I know many will scoff at this, but tech companies have to give people something to dream about. Something cool. The next quantum leap (no pun intended.)
Money aside, I don't feel a compelled to invest in the next iPhone revision. I want to invest in robots, possibly with lasers.

yeah i guess buffett dumped for a reason. they just haven't been the same after jobs left

ETOR is live MA JIGAAAZ

ehh probably skipping

press F to spit on it