/smg/ - Stock Market General

I quit trading two weeks ago and feel pretty good about it. This DCA slow roll is very relaxing. For once I do not care that the market is entirely too frothy and toppy and tippy and flimsy. I'm just going to dump in more money next week and the week after that and the week after that and the year after and so forth. I would like it to crash so I can buy more cheapies while I'm still early in the allocation of the initial sum I had set aside for this strategy change tho.

Burgers will post this kind of shit and then go ballistic when Euros tell them they have a better quality of life despite having trash povvo GDP

its why i want to move to the EU

Europeans take far longer to afford a house on average and get taxed out the ass in spite of not even making that much money. Also you're getting absolutely swamped with brown rapists but tbf so are we.

mr bones wild ride dont stop

WOW, have you seen this? You get 200% dividend. Just put in 50k and retire, simple as

You guys sure do get mad about how other people invest their money. Maybe some people want to put into something that just shits out divies instead of trying to constantly monitor and time the market? Honestly this is why I'm down to only like 1 or 2 stocks at a time now. My work hours fall exactly within market hours and I can't watch the news (Trump's twitter) all day. I'm just going to turn into a buy and hodl boomer at this rate.

Yeah pros and cons, I'm considering moving to the US for the money but I really am not looking forward to the lifestyle. Americans are at least friendly and seem to like Scots, but I'm walking and eating nice food which seems to be unpopular there in my limited experience visiting Boston

Currently in SEA and my living expenses are fucking nothing compared to the states.

Why don't most people do this once they reach a critical mass in their portfolio?

all I do is workout and eat and I make more than enough compared to the locals actively working.

Yesterday I went on a date and dinner was $18 no tip, and movie tickets for premium seating + 3D was only $18 including snacks...

That would have been $150 back at home.

Puma is surprisingly volatile, keeps having massive swings up and down for no reason.

You'd have low expenses in rural germany or rural britain too.
Don't need to move to china.

Does anyone else remember as late as the mid-2010s when respectable thought leaders like Obama and The Economist were wringing their hands about the rise of China because it was thought that the newly affluent Chinese would consume too much and strip the world barren like a swarm of asian locusts. Now Bessent is demanding that the Chinese consume more.

Asian women are so small and feminine compared to the growth hormone gorillas in the west and it really stimulates the male instincts however many of them have ugly pig nose faces so a paper bag may be required.

I like the food and the women better. plus i'm in the capital so no it not a direct 1:1 comparison.

projection lol

Who wants to live in the third world even with money? I'd much rather move to the middle of nowhere in my own country than move to some shithole because it is cheap.

because i'm literally making money doing nothing. it much a business move as much as a pleasure move.

I'm just limit testing my strat right now, but if I were to be back in the USA in bum fuck nowhere that 4% withdrawal rate wouldn't get me far, meanwhile here I live like a king with a 1.5% - 2% withdrawal rate. plus it a nice home base to travel throughout asia with a US passport.

The US is a shithole thougheverbeit

I guess it just comes down to the question of how much do you want to lower your quality of living for the sake of money.
If working at all is worse to you than living in a banana country then by all means, sunbathe to your hearts content.

Waging anywhere is a far larger drag on your quality of life than living in Asia free.

I dunno right now i'm living in an apartment way up on the capital staring down at the locals. Got faster wi-fi than in the USA, got hot water and plumbing.

I go out much more. Seriously there not that much a QoL decrease and not to mention when i'm older I'll be using US Based infrastructure here like the financial systems.

I feel like you think I live in a fucking mudhut or something. Roads and traffic is shit but I literally never deal with it.

My gym and pool are located in the building.

What are you talking about? Living in a double wide in Ohio is PEAK.

You say that but the heat alone would be unbearable. If the summer goes above 20c it is a hellhole tobehonestwithyoumybrother

I got two AC units and my building has a back up generator. Haven't had a power outage since i've been here.

If your dividends can pay for AC what's the issue?

Oh no, bull chan is being attacked by the crabs
haha
that's OP pic is great

Because I can't very well have the ACs with me when I have to leave my apartment for some reason.

Good for you DCA bro
It is a good feeling
I still pick and choose what I buy, but I basically put in the same amount each week. Sometimes I forget and it's more chill, but it's whatever

Good news is when you're not a wage slave you have a lot more choice over when you leave and if the weather sucks you can like... just not do it most of the time.

I have a magic spreadsheet i set up years ago that tells me what to buy it's been so long since I edited it under the hood I literally forgot how all the cells and conditionals interact so I just follow it like it's a magic tablet.

Maybe some people want to put into something that just shits out divies instead of trying to constantly monitor and time the market?

you could just do that yourself you know?
Pay yourself a "dividend" each month, amounting to a 30% annual yield, or 20, or 40, or whatever you want.
Buying MSTY doesn't reduce your risk at all, in terms of needing to constantly monitor or time the market. It's the exact same thing as MSTR, just worse

wringing their hands about the rise of China because it was thought that the newly affluent Chinese would consume too much and strip the world barren like a swarm of asian locusts.

well, in a way they do
by producing so much (and with so much pollution), they are just about the worst country in the world to have sent all the manufacturing to.

Yah I don't get this fucking arguement. My expenses are so low I save like 2% more. It totally fucking unfair.

like i'm making 5-7% growth without even having to work, if this was in the USA I would only be making 2-3% after a 4% withdrawal rate.

I wake up, eat, 11 A.M workout, shitpost play vidya read for 4 hours, work out again at 5 P.M and do whatever I want for the remaining 6 hours.

It the fucking life, why the fuck would you want to work.

I already crunched the numbers but essentially the wealth gonna keep going up in perpetuity and not to mention i'll have social security kicking in.

Also I rely on western institutions so when I use my card I get like 2% cash back and I get interest in USD. It beyond busted.

When I travel I have the priority pass so free lounge access everything I fly to Malaysia/bangkok or wherever.

Good news is when you're not a wage slave you have a lot more choice over when you leave and if the weather sucks you can like... just not do it most of the time.

very based

30% annual yield

And what if the annual yield is negative? checkmate

I have a magic spreadsheet i set up years ago that tells me what to buy it's been so long since I edited it under the hood I literally forgot how all the cells and conditionals interact so I just follow it like it's a magic tablet.

interesting
what was the idea behind your emerald tablet? How did you set it up initially. what bits did you prioritize?
I might need to do something like that

% annual yield

And what if the annual yield is negative? checkmate

well then you just take out EVEN MORE
what could go wrong?

Definitely a goal i might pursue if i ever get bored of the West Virginia countryside. It's also cheap here but not as cheap but also extremely peaceful and no niggers.

retard

No my friend, you're just missing out on even more gains
Just keep withdrawing 30%, or hold MSTY if it's down and still "pays" out a 30% yield
What could go wrong?
I mean market beat tells me MSTY has a 120% dividend yield. Surely they will keep paying that dividend, no matter what happens. It's a real company paying out a sustainable dividend, just like proctor and gamble, or chevron.
I don't know who this "MSTY" company is, but surely they will take care of their shareholders. .... Won't they?

Tracks a bunch of moving averages and things like golden/death crosses to signal when the things I like are a buy hold or sell. It's very basic but automated TA I guess you could call it.

not all good, western products here are more expensive.

The necessities I would say are cheap but certain consumer luxury are more expensive. nets out in the end though.

Like if youi like mexican and hispanic food I think USA is better, as well as american fare.

If you like Asian, then yea being in asia is the way to go.

If you need clean water, you pay almost the same prices as europe and america. If you want clean toilets you pay the same prices. If you want clean razors and milk you pay the same prices.
In fact you'll be worried about quality the whole time because the products could be tampered with.

Tracks a bunch of moving averages and things like golden/death crosses to signal when the things I like are a buy hold or sell. It's very basic but automated TA I guess you could call it.

are you mainly looking to buy the dip
and like, sell things if they drop below 200 day MA, or death cross?

worth getting into OKLO or CRWV ahead of earnings or have both already exhausted the pump?

MPC Container bros how are we feeling?

can i ask what your principal is?
i am considering doing this asap i hate my sterile australian corpo job

I'm paying like $1-$2 cheaper for about 5 gallons. Clean toilets make no sense if i'm the only one using it in my apartment.

Have had no problems with quality so far, just need to be smart. Rent is $400 compared to $2k+ in the USA.

Just that alone beats alot of shit.

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TSLA will be 10T company in the next 10 years. This valuation is primarily from mass produced Optimus in homes and businesses. Elon was right on how humanoid robots are bigger than autonomous vehicles, Jensen agrees as well with the release of Omniverse to train robots

the language barrier is a big problem and the rest is a lie. social failure here same there

Milk is about $1.80 at 2L, Razers I have a safety razer so I just need blades. cost about 5 per 75c.

I'm not calling this place perfect but if you can deal with some shitty infrastructure and rely on western infrastructure it pretty damn good.

I just don't want to work and I want to make sure I spend my 50s fixing my health working in corporate america.

I'm on a sabbatical, I was at about $450k-$500k NW at age 30 so I already hit Coastfire goals. Work laid me off so I'm stress testing the retirement plan since I got such a good severence package.

I think you'll want $2.5 million+ to take advantage of returns. but I set a budget of $30k a year portioned out into months and i'm having trouble spending it. My plan 10-20 years down the line is to buy a off-plan house in a gated neighborhood and then prob buy a Ford Ranger or something for provincial transport. It pretty sweet so far, I can definitely imagine a future. If you can handle seeing some poverty (seen too many young girls/boys pick trash with their parents in the blistering sun) then it should be fine.

So we are dwarfing the actual money supply right now? Can this pump keep going physically, arent people running out of cash?

no. its not like they found use for all the cash they took out. there is at least sp6100 worth of it around

SEA is the same cost as China but China is much more developed. You also aren't saving that much. Most cases SEA is only 2/3rd the price of living in the USA. But you get unlimited access to provincial girls

Programming a dance routine into a robot isn't rocket science. Typical Musk smoke & mirrors performance to pump his stock.

China is much more developed

Yeah, but you'd have to live in China.

Yea bro let me go through a grueling process of applying for a chinese green card with my US citizenship, meanwhile I already have it settled in SEA?

How dumb are you. I’m literally living it right now and saving when I fill in my budget.

All neighbouring countries of China have been warning the world about that subhuman menace for years but no one cares because they provide cheap labor.

shilling countries for their girls is just setting up people for a disappointment. they are not any easier elsewhere unless you are grossly undervaluing yourself

You just want to fuck tiny brown girls admit it
It's not bad. The hardest part is the visa process and some of their rules.

Indian officials say trade talks with the US remain on track, although there are signs that New Delhi is adopting a tougher approach in negotiations, following China’s defiance of US President Donald Trump

Narendra, STOP!

I’ve been on dates with chinese hapas here kek.

1 year visa aren’t a solution you need a perm visa to be able to do this. Border hopping is gay shit and will eat up your funds.

Anon acts like he's saving a ton of money but I know for fact that an apartment that costs 1.5k in the USA would cost 1k there. To get a basic meal with some standards would be $5-7, lattes are $3 instead of $5, etc etc.

I'm currently waiting for my employer in China to get notification from the local authorities about a request for a work visa. Starting to get nervous

Wow united healthcare dropped 50 percent since that guy got shot.

EU Defense in full crab mode

Guessing everyone is sitting on their ass waiting for this fabled meeting that likely won't amount to anything.

2/3 the price of living in the USA?

What? In SEA? 2/3 of US-price, that's still a lot.

I don't believe that.
I'd say it is max 2/4 or even 2/6. Now, is 2/6 more or less than 2/3, that's the question...

Hahaha, i’m literally here, my apartment is $400 a month. I literally don’t know what else to tell you if you don’t believe me.

See? SEA can't be 2/3 of the US. They earn so much less money, the prices can't be that high. It's fuckin impossible. Only in some specific spots maybe where Americans settle and people sell them houses very expensively/offer them to rent.

It not that expensive and I get ripped off going to the marts in the city. Like i’m literally here with the numbers and anon doesn’t believe me.

My breakfast is $3 today cause i’m lazy to cook and my area is near city center. Average wage here is $200 a month but there is a subsect of rich locals making a western salary.

Yeah, I don't care.

which part of china?
i visited shanghai and it was almost USA level expensive

It's like people don't get why US companies are producing in foreign countries. It's EXACTLY because of the cheaper cost of living there and that they can pay them a lot less there which makes producing so much cheaper, which is why producing in the US could 2x-3x the price of anything produced there.

I lower my quality of life

Look it's cheaper

A modern 1 bedroom apartment in a westernized section would cost 1k. You are living in the equivalent of the ghetto living in a step down.

anyone else waiting for the war to end so they can be an expat in ukraine?
imagine. africa-tier incomes and prices, but with white people so everything is more functional.
plus you mog the local men because half of them will be cripples.

Werid right , i didnt realize gold was bringing in 90 billion a qairter in revenues .

Haha dude I live in skyscraper condo. What are you on about. Plus it SEA poor parts mix in with rich parts.

They also accept that sometimes 11 girls will live in a 4 bedroom apartment and each pay $200 USD a month
Again, you are lowering your quality of life and attributing that to it being cheaper to live there. I've spent the past two years across Indonesia and the Philippines. I'm very much aware of prices.

Shenzhen. China is about on average 2/3rds the price in the westernized cities. Going to be making pretty good money. My savings rate will go up 300% or more. Getting worried because it's taking forever to get this work visa. I'm dreading being trapped in America.

Sounds like you got scammed in Bali/Manilla kek.

Vietnam or the Philippines?

Neither.

Stop living in child fucking Cambodia

are you an english teacher?
i have harbored thoughts of moving to hangzhou, but there is zero chance any australian remote job will let me work from the PRC, and i don't want to give up my tech career to become an english teacher.

When ever i travel through sea i am worried that i will eat something that that is unsafe , that i am gonna get robbed by the local mafia , and that i am going to die in a car with no crunple zones or air bags , or in a pedestrian accident.

Its cheaper to live there , but i never experience similar issues traveling through western eu or the united states .

This chicks in europe and us are easier. Cus i dont have game in foreign language and culutral hangups are different.

He also forgetting long term moving. Visa issues are no joke and china more strict with that shit than SEA.

fuck off autists

youtu.be/BERFZja9wb0?si=-6eg45rN4Ewb82wo

No. English teachers would make about 20k rmb a month. I'll be making 32k+more benefits. I'm a licensed and experienced high school teacher here in the USA. Teaching English would not pay you more.

Lol dude i’m not a pedo and most of SEA has that issue. Look at phuket. I do love me my skinnier hapa chinese girls and I have no problem getting dates.

Again you won't say where it is because you know you'll be called out for bullshitting people about the cost of living.

fucks sake

i am gonna get robbed by the local mafia

but i never experience similar issues

the united states .

US Warns Against Using Huawei Chips ‘Anywhere In The World’ - FT

uuuuuh, any trade dealers?

In China you don't even have to fear getting robbed because the local authorities have enough cameras to watch your every movement. People leave cars unlocked etc in Shenzhen, phones on the table, etc.

My dude literally bragging about working 9-9-6 for 40k USD meanwhile i’ve already hit coastfire and long term retirement plans. Anywhere in SEA is gonna make me get called a pedo even in bangkok or KLL. All I know is my expenses are low and i’m living dat NEET life.

Visa issues are all set can bounce back here and the states whenever. Nubile girls are all here and I love it.

TSLA 339

Unironically the worst market to have ever marketed

You haven't proved shit. The last time I met someone talking up SEA like you it was a fat trustfund dude larping as a king on 30k a year

does anyone here have experience actually living in like myanmar or cambodia?
are they noticeably more dysfunctional than say vietnam?

Crowdstrike

marketvalue 109 billion

negative EPS (Yahoo Finance)

higher after that one fuckup that shutdown airports

huh?

2/3rds of Western cities sounds like Japan or South Korea as well. Why did you choose China?

I need to prove to you my expenses just because I need your approval? Look at the way you’re talking. I never hyped up SEA I said it was cheaper than the states and that a fact. You’re here hyping up china despite not even having a VISA for permanent stay.

I mean permanent fucking stay not 3-5 years.

the local authorities have enough cameras to watch your every movement

You say that like it's supposed to be a positive thing.

Vietnam notorious for scamming but everyone here is fine.

Fake and gay market. Nothing matters, line will only go up

No junkies pooping and peeing everywhere. No petty crime. In the UK they exclusively use the surveillance state to harass native britons but in China everyone benefits from it. There are downsides but escaping the melaninated jungle is worth it. A downside is that China actively enforces jaywalking laws

No I am calling you a lying boomer because all you do is quote vague prices you pay for services. The larping boomer type do this all the time.

South Korea is western prices. Japan is similar to t1 Chinese cities but if you work in Japan you only get paid half as much.

any good stocks to scalp on LSE?

Have you spoken to any real Chinese people about it? My Chinese friend says that's all propaganda and people get stabbed, beaten up, robbed etc. there.

Not a boomer and like I said I don’t need your approval from a basket weaving forum. Just telling it like it is $400 a month for my condo, not having to work. Visa issues are all set.

Enjoy the 9-9-6 and 5 year max employment. Clearly the things were talking about aren’t the same. One is long term retirement, the other one is well… work.

SK and Japan is not western price, at least if comparing to USD. Very good it like 2/3 of a western city, Japan is also affordable if you go outside of tokyo.

Friend married and had a kid with a hiroshima native. He said going out for two was less than $20 bucks for dinner, which is about correct based on when I went for vacation.

Ryokans are overpriced but great though.

I literally had a company get it's rating upgraded and beat it's earnings and it dumped 8%

Tesla, palantir, crowdstrike
All great companies which will define the future.

i am seething

Thought leaders

Obama

China actively enforces jaywalking laws

maybe in shenzhen, but i think jaywalking is pretty common elsewhere
crime does happen but that sounds like east asian neuroticism. if you go to japan and talk to japanese people about visiting tokyo they will often warn you about how dangerous it is lol

Sometimes, normally valued (like normal infrastructure companies with a p/e of 12), companies drop 6% on normal quarterly earnings.
I often just but an atm put or buy 100 shares + write a call. And easily earn 3% a month, which is 36% on an annual basis.
Sometimes the market is just weird and I don't say no to this little gifts.

You for sure have the right chink mindset with wanting to be surveilled down to every toilet visit. Prime goycattle material.

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if you work in Japan you only get paid half as much.

that's insane, doesn't japan have a 3x higher gdp per capita?

you get paid in yen and the work hours extend past 5.

why do you think those mofos aren't having kids.

A +1% increase in mortgages causes a pump? That's literally people giving up as they know the rates won't go down. Last week showed it with the +11% increase.

both spain and italy have lower fertility rates in spite of most people working only for 8 hours, the fertility crisis is deeper than that

And it's TSLA at 341 now, lol

after reading arguments on TFR for years i've concluded that it basically comes down to two things, smartphones and female literacy.
that genie ain't going back in the bottle

can't wait for the pink wojak spam when they finally go bust because they can no longer cook the books in a believable way

I mean we're all exposed to that shit in nearly ever index. so you're gonna suffer too.

Unless you aren't even invested in US index funds kek.

Cash has nothing to do with it

biggest one is societal pressure, notice how religious nutjobs all over the world breed like rats because within their group they are taught they need to reproduce and pressured if they don't
sure women liberation didn't help but I know plenty of men who would not have children even if the women were completely subservient to them, society is sick, people need a lot more self-discipline and maturity

Maybe the system needs to be redisgned without requiring infinite growth to feed into the boilers of capitalism.
This is why poltards are werid, because in the current system if your population aint growing you are gonna become japan economically. The only thing that is saving america and europes population growth, and economy is immigration.

I have everything in mercedes right now because I'm a gambler, most of my money is in a savings account anyway

In the end, the JEET wins.

It is inevitable, I hate them more than any other fucking race.

cook the books

tsla is trading at 200x PE ratio lol, if it came out that they were cooking the books the stock would probably pump

all bubbles burst sooner or later

Ok so should I put another 20k into soxl or are we slowing down? Not sure what the play is

Tariff gambit seems to have worked pretty well for Trump (And America ofc), what do you think his next move will be?

Their birth rates are sinking towards replacement level too, then India will probably try to incentivise them to come back

Likely giving a tax break to the lower and middle class. There's rumors he'll announce it on July 4th

bruv pakis have 70% cousin marriage rates.
the generational inbreeding barely slowed
its high in indea but not as high as pakistan
also islam is the most repulsive fucking faith that has ever existed.
fucking degenerate rapist fucks

everyone is just gonna be some shade of brown.

The US will cut the 'de minimis' tariff for low-value shipments from China to as low as 30%, according to a White House executive order, further de-escalating a potentially damaging trade war between the world's two largest economies reut.rs/3SzO5JX

It LITERALLY WAS 54% YESTERDAY

dirigisme can easily get you through a japan situation while removing a lot of wealth from the top to bring it back to the bottom, I guarantee you europe is fucked long term, america will survive because you can actually assimilate your immigrants easily, but we're fucked

Hopefully pharma gets whipped, I got fucking wrecked paying $600 for bloodthinners cause of the clot shot.

SAAR IT WAS PAKISTAN BENCHODS SAAR,WE ARE BRAHMIN WHITES.

not for a few decades at least. the Indian government still tries to force visa agreements into every trade deal it signs with other countries because it needs to export its massive and growing youth unemployment problem.
I hope he's not stupid enough to do this without also cutting spending. it would cause yields to explode.

Seems like he's moving away from tariffs in general, I expect this was the plan all along

The amount of illegsls democrsts flooded into the country durng the election is crazy, its so noticeable on dating spps

In the end, everyone fucks everyone else and then you have slightly more tan people. 2 generations in, and everyone is intermixing.

wait for a local dip then maybe yeah lol
i wouldnt be surprised if it breaks 20 eod
trading view has a comunitity indicator MCAD 3 10 16, use that

LMAO I don't even need to read the thread to know there's some seething moomoo retard that bet against the American economy yet again.
Buy rope while you aren't priced out.

why arent you bagging a hot latina then bro?

Soxl is going to 60 still plenty of buying opportunities

cope and seethe pak

Pakis and indians are literally the same race lol, pakis are just a bit more steppe shifted

But Xi Jinping did nothing and won!

What will Europeans do when Trump's pharma executive order raises the price of your medications?

Im only up 4% premarket wtf is the rally done?

i dont think there was a plan, ron vara went wild, but bessent is walkking shit back. Tariffs are gonna stay 10% and probably these 30% on china. He needs the revenue for the tax bill. Which i guess I am ok with , because im in the highest income bracket and the people who voted for this shit can pay the consumption tax with a higher percent of their income. Plus removing salt limit gets me hard.

it a fucking indian, look how I said nothing about pakistan and he plugged it in to distract from the JEETs.

Should we start tightening our stop losses soxl sisters

Fuck it. Just bought another 1000 shares. My avg is $12.49 per share. I think we will see $30/share before June

not really, arabs here still have their shitty accent and are intermarrying with their cousins while refusing to drop their desert cult, 3-4 generations in, and recently we had an influx of pajeets and they seem to behave the same way, though the 3rd generation may assimilate better

they will increase my taxes to pay for the medications of fat fucks even though I have not taken a single pill in over 10 years

your arabs are recent.
Americans said the same thing about italians and irish. It takes a while, now the are all considered generic "white".

Good morning fellow 0dtechads

funny you say this when all the second generation immigrant girls in the USA speak with a thick american accent and go to college parties to get rammed by half the town

Indian girls were the biggest sluts in my opinion. saw some fucking dalit brown ones acting like whores.

It wild and I thought they came from conservative culture.

It’s was all men taking all the few women left

Morning. Do you have any resources I can watch or read on 0dte? I dont understand why people would buy these

you are making my point bro.

that sounds cool and all given to how it also translates to more oportunities´

arent most of them sluts when they go to college regardless of background?

Dayum, the place to be, SEA.

sounds like a skill issue if you cant compete with a 4'5 mexican with a thick accent and zero bank account.

When the new trade agreement with China drops we're breaking a new ath.

What's been dropping for now are the tariffrates on China, by the day.

I wish, I got some heavy biotech bags that I need to drop. Hopefully today it hits my limit price.

Just google options scalping. Don’t read anything you see on plebbit, they are gambling.

You deserve to be put into concentration camps

I really hope this infighting disappears, it's harming the administration

So why are we pumping this time?

jaywalking

"jay" is being used for cocaine here, at least it was years ago.

Not breeding with a SEAmonkey, sorry

It's either the deminimis or we'll know it in 2-3 hours after insiders already bought.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about scaling into options, you clueless smoothbrained speculator? I’ll have you know I’ve backtested more strategies than you’ve had hot meals. I graduated top of my class in quantitative finance, and I’ve executed numerous silent accumulations during low IV regimes. I have over 300 realized trades with positive expectancy, and each one was surgically deployed using asymmetric risk profiles you wouldn't even understand. I am trained in volatility exploitation, and I’m the top sniper on the entire derivatives desk. You are nothing to me but another panic seller mispricing probability. I will out-position you with precision the market hasn’t seen since the XIV collapse. Mark my words. You think you can call options "gambling" just because you don’t understand position sizing or probability-weighted returns? Think again, rookie. As we speak, I’m running Monte Carlo simulations, hedging my deltas, and stress testing my tail risk exposure. You’d better brace yourself for a liquidity-adjusted P&L curve that renders your precious index ETF strategy obsolete. I can scale in, scale out, and reenter across multiple strikes and expiries, and that’s just with basic verticals. Not only am I trained in risk-neutral pricing and order flow analysis, but I have access to the entire arsenal of modern portfolio theory, and I will use it to reduce drawdown and maximize convexity in ways your linear brain can’t comprehend. If only you had studied probability before mouthing off, maybe you’d realize that a structured options framework is a disciplined strategy, not a Vegas coin flip. But you didn’t. You yolo’d. And now you’re paying the price, kid. I will rain structured leverage down upon your ignorant takes until you beg for a risk-reward calculator. You’re fucking done, rookie.

honestly i wonder whether trump does actually just want to get china on side.
as we can see, pootin is never going to broker a peace deal. he'd rather be king of the ashes
who knows how much further west he will try to push afterwards
EU are definitely onto it, hence the recent increase in widespread defense spending

trump, greenland

this is a meme but maybe on the same line
if trump can get china onside by saying yes, you can have chips, as long as you agree to freeze russia out.
besides the inevitable lowering of IQ via the meltingpot and declining fertility rates, putin seems like the only real threat to western society once china are onside.
hopefully the paks and jeets blow themselves up, and pootin gets cucked.
then we all reinslave the africans, and all we have left to deal with is the sandbombers in the middle east.

I will never understand the appeal of that hellscape. it's so obviously designed to scam losers, I don't get it.

inb4 china might pull a fast one

yes, but not in the short term.
tarrifs definitely fucked them up way more than they let on
plus, there are plenty of negros in africa to turn into wagies

middle east

the jews can have it, i dont give a tit. at least they are somewhat civilised unlike the pooslims

PLTR

already up 2% at premarket, $150 EOM

inb4 "muh P/E"

Are we really just gonna pump straight to ATH with zero pullbacks? I'm getting nervous holding, but I know if I sell I'll probably just regret it and FOMO back in

nice edit

BREAKING: Ways and Means approves Republicans’ tax bill in a 26-19 vote along party lines

Huge step for GOP’s reconciliation push & effort to extend the 2017 tax cuts. Markup went over 17 hrs overnight, Dems forced dozens of amendment votes

One big q: SALT still unresolved

Thx

So insane to me that people are buying at these valuations and driving the price up. Yes, I want a tesla share for 340$. I hope someone will want it for 341$ now!!!
If you didnt have your entry below 250$ why would you buy now, I cant seem to understand market logic. Whyd you buy right now when everything is 30-60% more expensive

B-Bros... Did we actually lost?!?!

dont understand why people would buy these

This is why

when do we sell?
you know there is going to be a correction after this movement

They should end the salt deductions. Why should the federal government subsidize high tax states?
Like lmao pay your fair share boss.

Well, it's at 344 now, so they actually made profit, kek

Matthew Lynn is a faggot. Pro-EU nigger that basically says Europe should suck China off because blompf.

it only goes up (until it doesn't)

china owns putin right now, no reason for them to give up influence over russia. Plus its in china's best interest if putin is more focused on the west.
EU defense spending is up because America doesnt want to enforce pax americana again so now europe is going to have standing armies.
Jeets and pakis fight every few years, this is a nothing burger.
Chinese have already deep fangs into africa and any growth that is going to come from there.

NVDA Chads stay winning.

you'd fit in well in colorado at least. Everyone there is a health nut.

i hate you nigs

Oi, jolly, look at dat british roses on the roight, lovely mate

Matthew Lynn

pro eu

weird that he has dozens of pro brexit anti eu articles out there then

t.

Serious question why don't you just sit in bonds and HYSA? Republican administrations never end well for the stock market and it's always democrat administrations that bring recovery after bear markets. Republican party is basically the endgame for middle school bullies that made it. Isolating people that aren't part of their cliche, financially bullying people that aren't part of their group and admiring strong men. Trump won again with their campaigning centering around supporting long term allies as bad and how did they treat zelensky during the meeting? Nothing but schoolyard insults while letting putin do what he wants. Now that XI came in and made trump look bad they are backing down on tarriffs but you know they're gonna come back and try to out bully XI. Meanwhile democrat administrations actually try to build trade deals and be diplomatic. But this place would scream reddit. Literally the other side of the liberal democrat extremists that don't buy in when the stock market shits the bed after a republican run and complain about capitalism a few years later.

Like all red districts, its to get your willy wet, at a reasonable price and possibly nice quality.

Middle east unrest spills over into europe. A more powerful europe will fix that.

I wanna know who the bag holder is for tesla. Im curious if elon does some shady shit to keep the price up.

Shit and piss is the new shit coin.

Has PLTR (the company) made a dime yet?

Cool. I'm a bit of a fan of gains myself

Canada March building permits -4.1% vs -0.5% expected

market pumps

Bro and all this before earnings, May 28, which is going to pump to new ATH if we don't hit it in the meantime. So glad I bought in at the dip

You tell me

no one gives a shit. and im a fucking liberal.

Democrats deserve to implode the way did . They couldnt even beat trump twice.

They are the part of corporate interests and grift. They dont do anything to make average joe's life better. Why wouldnt I love republicans atleast they shake things up and try to do things.

Im just here to make money. Plus if tariffs hurt the same low income bracket people that voted for trump and help me. more power to them lel.

Keep your slop in pol.

lets just sit with our thumbs up our asses for the next 4 years and miss out on the explosive growth we're going to see over the next two

ishygddt, also that cock sucker zelensky never said thank you and didn't have the respect to wear a suit. Even the kids who win the college sports championships can put on a fucking sport coat when visiting the white house boss.

all this bullish euphoria

it's going to crash, isn't it?

but that's the thing...
WHEN

obviously
like every time

but i am still having a hard time exiting eventho i know it

you didnt get the memo. This time, its different.

Eventually sure. When? Who knows. I'll just be sure to not FOMO and be happy with my slow positions.

I FOMOed in yesterday so we can expect to hit 1929 levels by the end of the week

My youtube commercials are only BTC and Robinhood meme stocks.
Its really over isn’t it?

Basically, in Europe it's like people have no self-agency and will replicate whatever talking points are presented by institutions on television, regardless of whether they go against their own self-interests.

I want to buy at the ask price of the ATH!!!
Kek what is even happening?

People don't have the same fringe opinion like me, so they are sheep

Nibba

i can get that in my eu country as well all paid by neetbux. why should i move to a third world country full of people i can't communicate with? literally if i need anything i would be fucked there as i can't read their runes or speak their language. at least here im just miserable and lonely

Probably not. Bear markets exist for less than 31 days and bull runs last for ten years or more. This current bull run should go until 2035 at the very least.

they are part of corporate interests and grift

And republicans aren't deeper into corporate interests and grift? When did obama or biden invite elon musk to the white house? Most democrats did was a photo op with musk meanwhile trump invites every elite grifter from sirgay to XRP reps to come in and take more fiat to keep their scams going.

they did nothing to make average joes life better

Cause supporting international security to make goods cheaper is not helping the US economy?

why is a leader in the middle of a border war not dressing up for a meeting

You're probably the same kind of person that fell for the price of eggs "crisis"

I have my own esoteric views on things, but in this case, it's not a matter of opinion and it's driven by how old the population is.

Buy S&P puts then

Being realistic and not sarcastic, while we may see a minor pullback or two over the next 1-2 months there's no reason to believe the trend won't continue to be upwards. What's more concerning, however, are when Q2 earnings start coming in. That's when companies will begin reporting on the effects of the tariffs and while it probably won't be disastrous it also definitely won't be pretty either.

We will probably see a maybe slightly choppy upwards trend to new ATH, then a round a dump back to the 200 MA. Then it'll flirt with the 200 MA for a bit, and then crash beneath it and a bear market begins in earnest.

esoteric

Thank you for your input, Mr. Evola

Im more a fan of D´Annunzio. Eia eia UAL.

the worker might literally live in the factory toilet

What did Xit Chinkping win? Btw, how is 30% a small amount when people were claiming 10% is insanely high?

Unlike U.S. loserlennials and zooniggers, the typical thirdie has their own house and three meals a day

You see my dear pajeet. What you call a "house" wouldn't even classify as a shelter in the first world. Nor would your meals classify as food.

Why don't most people do this once they reach a critical mass in their portfolio?

I just don't know. Maybe it's people getting trapped into "buy housing", traping you for 20 years, then the car, then getting the kids, then another bigger car, then paying their studies, and so on.
And if people think about not falling into this cycle (which does have its perks, mind you, it's just another lifestyle) and go your route, they think they need 3 millions or whatever. I mean, sure if you want to live the jet-set life.
But for me, I crushed the numbers over the last 10 years, as a Frog living 2km south of Paris (so still suffering from sky-high rents) it turns out I only spend ~21-22K€ per year. That includes rent, food, communication, various taxes, heck it even includes my 2 weeks of skiing per year, another week or two of summer vacations either in France or in an EU country, and a trip to Japan every 3 years. It includes everything.
Just 500K€ at they long-term return of 8% in the stocks market would net me 40K€ per year. Let's say it would become 32K€ after taxes. It's already more than I need, while living in a high-rent area. Just moving out in the countryside would make my yearly cost basis even lower (though I'd want to go to the Alps, it's definitely not cheap).
Not to mention moving to a SEA country like you did (which one did you pick?).
I'm not seeing myself moving out to a completely different country with a language barrier so high that even their writing is in ancient runes, but I definitely could see myself going to a cheaper and sunny EU country like Portugal.
Just a mere 500K€ is enough to keep my current lifestyle, or rather, better it as I wouldn't have to work. And in a sunnier place.
Let's say 600-700K€ for security margins with a bit in bonds and/or high yield oil divies. I'm already at 320K€, the inheritance alone in 10-15 years would make me reach 550K€, plus another 200K in savings from my job in the meantime
It's worth considering.

yeah just shared with the whole family, parents, grandparents etc. on videos you'll often perceive background noise because of that

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And they are not wrong.

April 2nd: 34% tariffs (+20% fentanyl) vs 10% by China on specific things

Now: 30% (20% included) vs 10% by China

100% every euro i met is like this. They literally dont care about their own life in the slightest

Why are there so many aznidentity ricecels fellating Xit Chinkping's tiny ping here?

DIS NIGGA LIVING IN BANLIEU 13

how is every single fucking day the greenest thing in the world?

for the normie its the same reason why they wont even want to move to a cheaper city. their social life built up in the city they are in and their career is there etc. one wouldn't just want to throw it away. its super hard to rebuild it all. for the lone loser the language barrier is steep. you think someone is going to learn the asian writing systems and their spoken language when they are too depressed to even make it outside daily

I dont give a shit, trumps corruption is out in the open, meanwhile nancies shit is in the back rooms. Obama was slow to support ukraine with lethal aid, I dont agree with everything this admin does, but repealing the salt limit and fucking doing something about the economy is better than sitting on your ass sucking off nestle or some shit that the dems do.

Maybe the world needs to get a lot worse before its gonna get better. Maybe we have forgotten the lessons of world wars are bad, free trade is good,safety nets matter, and medicine makes lives better. Maybe we need to get a booster shot to fix that .

The democrats were part of selling american security abroad and telling the 50 year old laid off coal workers that they were gonna be programers. Like its stupid. They have no solutions , except bandaids. Maybe let the trumptard just amputate the shit.

I have three kids and a wife. Where would you raise kids at?

Just jerked off to prime sexyvenera, now I'm ready to watch line go up

Trump:

we’re going to have a universal 10% tariff, but we’re going to have enormous tariffs initially so we can bring countries to the negotiating table

Libtards and yuropoors:

TRUMP KEKED, SEE SEE?!

>why is a leader in the middle of a border war not dressing up for a meeting

I don't see Putin dressing like that in public, I don't see Trump dressing like that in public, I don't see Bibi dressing like that in public, never saw Assad dressing like that in public boss.

should have fomo'd yesterday now i gotta fomo today

spooked though I am, I was planning on riding the green wave for however long it lasts. As I don't know shit about options other that they're for gambling addicts, I instead elected to get and hold some spxl with a trailing stop order in case shit hits the fan out of nowhere.If it does crash and i'm lucky enough to have some time to make some more orders, I was going to get some TZA since i'd figure small-caps would get reemed the hardest in such a scenario. Everything goes properly and how this anon predicts, I should see a decent return. This means that nothing will go right, and we'll see an immediate mega-dip and recovery, obliterating any chance of profit that I might have. You're welcome for the cheapies, slurpers.

Its unironically worse for the browns and yellows when everything is equal.

Has PLTR (the company) made a dime yet?

why does it matter, stonk go up

kek I should definitely watch this B-tier movie, I heard it was actually quite fun surprisingly.
But no, I'm in the rich 92 suburbs.

doesn't know how options work

has an opinion about markets

Good grief

well ideally in a comfy place with nice people around and stability. its brutal for the kids too if they have to be on the move losing their friends and be faced with unfamiliarity

I think today will be down 1,5%.

Money is fake!!!!

SELL SELL SELLL

MONEY IS FAKE

...

NOOOO NOT LIKE THAT LINE CAN'T GO UP

Holy fake bimbo look
Would

I am now 75% in SOXL, just put my last bit of cash in on that dip
am i getting carried away?

for referece my portfolio is only 20k, gotta make it somehow right?

Her tits are real doe (or were, she cut them off cuz of a cancer scare or something)

less an opinion, more of a vibe.

It is fun, both of them. But you know, just fun

hey, how does this work?
why do I feel kinda better after losing ~60k? like in general I feel kinda relieved? is it because I don't know how to handle good things (like having money)?
am I unconsciously coping? like I'm honestly not making this up.

It's dumb comic, the two dudes provide a service so it very much is gdp. It's a shitty service only a demented slav would come up with, but a service.

AMD xisters. We are so fucking back

Wife an I have +300k, 3 kids under 4, and about 48k social security.(wife is on 100% disability)
We have been looking for a place to settle but everything sucks. Anywhere remotely livable is crazy expensive.

Idk why you niggas bother with SOXL when SPY calls exist. Just do 1mte instead of 1dte

I guess I'm fomoing into SOXL after missing the actual generational bottom...

As a Taoist I really want to see the Wuhan mountains, but I cant support a kleptocrayic regime. Sic hunt tyranis,

The stress is gone. Now you either are hardened and can endure it again or have PTSD and can't do it one bit anymore.

im newby, fucked up getting robinhood to let me
currently on t212..
plan to switch to schwarb after this bull run

The atlantic islands are dope

I slurped SOXL pre market.

Losing money feels bad, but it feels worse to be stressed out 24/7 about how the trade you're in keeps going to shit. Maybe buying and holding for price appreciation isn't your schtick. See if the dividend ETF approach gives you more peace of mind.

Smci is up 20% today you guys said it was a meme you guys also said soxl was a meme is smg ever right hahahahhaha

Doesn't this general have several SOXL baggies? Are we going to see a new generation of such.

smci pisses me off so much. I always get bamboozled thinking it's over for the stock then it moons like an actual shitcoin every single time.

we say literally everything so we can always be right and are always wrong about any given topic
Simple as.

will SOXS ever recover?

The mere mention of leverage decay sends them into a 200+ post melty, you tell me

no

TSLQ going on a pic related

at least with soxl you own something. the calls can just not hit strike price and then your are left with nothing.

you could go to SEA, but i dont think you guys are gonna thrive in SEA. You guys moved out of california, was your wife the bread winner? You are probably better off moving to canada to mooch off healthcare. Or you need to start making some money somehow.

Oh no my 1% decay every 6 months on 120% gains what ever shall i do!!!

do i short tsla here

If you own soxl too long you get fucked
RIP thread now that i've thoroughly kicked the soxltranny hive lmao

SOXL sucks because you have to own Intel.

What's your exit plan?
I'm 100% SOXL and getting nervouse.
My theory is as men we mentally train all our lives to handle bullshit. It's the wins that we are naked for.
Would you go all in with 1mte?

I was a non believer in soxl, but im fomoing hard to be a soxl tranny , decay and all.

Im all in on 1mte and 3mte rn lmao

im so mad i sold too soon again

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

Chink scam company

8.66 a year!

Balls of steel. I really should learn how options work.

lol i dunno. are you the saudi teen that plans to sell 9% 9 times at various highs?
i think i took a screencap if not

as for me yeh no plan, i think we will reach ath for SPY without a major pullback though, maybe NDX too. SOXX ath probs not lol, but maybe
if we get EU deal, china deal that includes chips it's very possible

I'm sorry I hurt you sugarbeans, is it okay if we have a nice, normal thread now? All your /smg/ friends would really love it :) I'll buy you ice cream after market close!

People don't realize how fucking cheap Japan is. Whenever I travel over there, I end up with way less money spent than i thought due to how cheap everything is. Like, even hotels (for normal people, I mean, not the Hilton shit or whatever) in the capital are almost 2x cheaper than an hotel in the middle of nowhere in the countryside at home.
The JPY being low also helps. Too bad about the moonrunes, and they don't accept foreigners anyway, but I could see myself retiring over the Seto sea, god damn that was comfy and cheap.

based

poooooooomppniganiganiga

CRWV Chads I have 118 shares going into earnings to I dare redeem or keep?

You're not wrong. SOXL isn't a bad hold as long as you get in while it plateaus at the bottom and have no delusions about the price going past the established peak of the previous cycles (in other words, expecting the explosion in price to be sustained). The problem is that the word decay seems to have different meanings between decayfags and baggies. I mean just take 10 seconds to look at the chart ffs

Huh, no I was the one that just explained actual decay is 2x the overnight rate, 8.66%. The rest of what you called decay is compounding, which is a double edged sword.

I did not buy enough soxl calls yesterday