/smg/ - Stock Market General

RDDT is basically just a husk of it's former self. The one value add it had besides flinging shit was the hyper specific niche communities and now even that is killed off. Seriously the site is effectively blocked to new users, and like snakes they hide the rules and shadow block you.
I know hurrdurr reddit but seriously this shit is deader than a doornail.
How can one profit off this? It's already 50% ATH but I think that's from AI hype dying down. I bet analysts don't know how fucking dead the site really is.

We're so back sirs

I wouldnt touch that shit with 6 feet pole

Trump threatens targeting cars if drug prices won't go down

REDDIT BANNED ME SO SHORT REDDIT AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Fidelity still down. Are the Jews trying to save me from a rugpull or cuck me out of gains?

SPY 582 before lunch
Thank me later

cuck, yes
save, no

Could touch 575 again and float there before rocketing to 600+. Depends on how many shorts still need to be squeezed

I wouldn't go long with a 10 foot pole. I might short with a 6 foot pole.

banned

No and it's not just me. Search that text. They have blocked new users, that's not going to bode well with

infinite growth or die

of the current era

#
Can someone explain his retarded fake fetanyl tariffs
What do they even apply to

maybe you should lurk moar before posting boss

he's not wrong?
the current tariff rates aren't going to push any country away from china, one supposed goal of the policy, nor high enough to actually push industrial reshoring the other grand goal stated. it's just going to slow down growth, push up inflation, and push costs onto consumers
in a fucked way I applaud trump's negotiating skill in the sense that he's gotten the markets to cheer tariff rates they would've been pissed about before the liberation day insanity

Trump is just pumping and crashing the market on purpose for the sake of a bull rum for his entire term isn’t he

They apply across the board no?

Im buying spy 635c 8/15. This will print. I believe. Please God

before the liberation day insanity

I wouldn't talk about the single greatest day in American history like that boss.

SPY pulling back

BTC going straight down

Fishy.

line go up

opens at 3%

people expect it to pump more

da widdow baby is afwaid of tawiffs

Awwww how cute
Trump WON
Back2/plebbit/

Why the hell is tsla pumping?

Sexo caloroso con muchachas calientes

namefag

posting in in biz smg instead of bant

You first faggot

wouldn’t touch w a 10 foot yada yada

arrived from reddit literally 5 mins ago

Cool

Yes

What the fuck

Bitcoin behaved like gold this time

Holy based

Whenever shitnpiss opens up bigly like today, is the rule to sell at open? I was hoping for more of a push on my 5/12 calls but didn't have the balls to hold so sold at like 579 something.

i meant you should lurk moar before posting to the reddit. you know what, on second thought, just go back and stay gone back boss.

Charles Gasparino
@CGasparino
Breaking: In talking to sources who run small businesses the pause w China came just as their company is were on the precipice of disaster since they source so much of their material from China and the containers coming from China were coming back empty. If you want to know why we were as desperate for a deal as the Chinese, it’s because small businesses — a key MAGA constituency— was about to get crushed

Any info about why Berkshire B is dumping? Barely green right now, I bought them at almost 2% up but for some reason they decided to not grow at all? What is this?

You'll make some money but sell when SPY is like 590 to be safe imo

Yeah, like when the pause happened. It'll continue to pump tomorrow anyway, boomers that make their orders by phone to their bank will only get their order passed in the market tomorrow.

there has been what, like 1 red day the past month?

LMAOing at all the Anon Babbleedditors who sold the bottom

t.vanished like a ghost from smg at the start of april
tesla is all vibes m8, don't try to apply logic to it

Just filter it. There's no use in seeing the posts of a tripfaggot.

desperate for a deal

China was the one groveling

Stay mad. Trump WON

BRK is that stock you shouldnt worry about which once bought youre not going to be selling, but rather buy a bit some each new paycheck until you retire from old age.

Let's talk about TGT
youtu.be/lPVSj9rcK-E
tl;didn't watch

alienates soccer mom clients by canceling their DEI

ceo leans right, target shoppers bleed blue

shopping aisles opened up from remodel, can't shop peacefully

too much like walmart

she literally spends 600+ every month on crap she doesn't need now goes to costco

How do they fix target? Is this is a long term buy? I shop at Aldi. Fuck waiting in line for 35 minutes with 14 open checkout aisles and only one dimwit Target checkout person.

holy fuck i just checked the catalog and there is still a gme general. is something finally happening with that stock? or have they serriously been doing this for 4 years now? is there any and i mean any reason to believe in moass?

Alright guys, if you had $100k to invest right now, what would you buy?

Lottery tickets!

This makes sense, it's on me for thinking short term with this one. Since I'm kinda new and I barely put money in I'm considering to leave it be for a while and use my next paycheck on other options in the meantime.

Patriots are in control. Trust the plan.

I DIDN'T GET TO BUY THE LLY BOTTOM

Baggie general

I would buy a time machine and buy a month ago while all the stocks were down

for 100k? maybe id swamp META for Altria

House deposit, I'm doing all this shit to be able to get a house deposit. The moment I get one this turns into a game of paying off the house in 10? 15? 20 years? Instead of like 40-50.

Aaaah look at me I'm a retarded yurochink betting against the US stock and equities market, watch me add more to my underwater puts because drumpf is going to crash the market despite it pumping after him telling me to buy multiple times

All in on AMZN. They will be the first 10 trillion dollar company.

I HAVE A FEELING

THAT TONIGHT'S GONNA BE A GOOD NIGHT

by when? 2030?

or have they serriously been doing this for 4 years now?
yes, but they are not the most pathetic ones, believe it or not. There are still BBBY bagholders (they bk'd) and now they still count on getting some of their stonk money because of some court case or whatever. One of their pumpers allegedly lives in his car after his wife divorced him and now makes videos with greenscreen.

treat it as a money reserve youd only touch if you had to pay medical bills and had nothing else on you. use that portfolio with fake money to try out with other stocks

bagholders general

Value always underperforms during meme markets.

insurance, maintenance, mortgage interest, HOA, property tax, radon mitigation, wife's interior designer, new neighbors

else if flipping; all the same things + you install $30k of upgrades and the house only gains $50k of equity

just rent bro

TSLA pumps whenever it does well, whenever it does poorly, when BYD does well, when BYD does poorly, when I take a shit, when you eat pasta, and when Donald scratches his ass
It pumps no matter what

why is tesla

Its a shitcoin, its a 300 dollar shitcoin, it does abide by market conditions or logic

Based

trump just said SNEED

Does not*

futures

Well I have more than 100k and I put it into chinese stocks. They had been undervalued for a while before the trade war and started picking up because Xi did a reversal with Jack Ma.

american

picture of asian man

yikes

Europoor cope

TSLA

I'm from Spain, this country has pathetic salaries and it's basically sold out to tourism. Renting is not an option, I'm getting kicked out in matter of months to turn the apartment into an AirBnB or just getting prizes upped until i can't take it anymore. Owning my own house is the only reasonable survival strategy other than waiting for my parents to die. Short term I can, and will rent, but I would really like to get my hands on a deposit before say, 2030.
Yeah, I think that will be my course of action with that. Here medical bills are not an issue, but emergencies and inconveniences always exist. And who knows how the world will be by the time I retire, so probably will turn Berkshire into a safe cushion. Thanks for the advice anon.

Average “European”

I'm from Spain

Your fault for not being streamer or soccer player

cope

i once saw an option that was at 2 cents and was at 300 dollars a month later. man if i bought that one..

see that RHM is down 7%, put in limit at 1580 at RHM (then bid price)

moves up and down through price six times in fifteen minutes

fucking_liquidity_bullshit_or_whatever.tgg

whatever buy at market

executed at 1609, fifteen points above the mid that I’m seeing

I’m going to have to learn these gay order types like marketable limit orders aren’t I, fucking great. Moron

when nvda hits the teens again i might load up for the earnings speculation pump

Do you also have paki fucks shitting up the country while old fucks waste their money on wine and hookers like we do over here? Just take into account i'm not a professional investitor

people expected a post covid giga pump from a retard who did self inflicted damage doing damage control

Lmao

looks like they're gonna do their little gay range thing again to farm theta

Take this with a grain of salt but I haven’t been able to log into my fidelity app since market open today
This only happens under two circumstances
Either we’re about to go through the fucking roof for a golden bull run and the traffic is so high from everyone loading up now that tariff mess is somewhat half settled
Or we’re about to go through a final exit dead cat bounce before le mega epic crash
I don’t believe the second one so
Golden bull run confirmed
Here’s your shot to make generational wealth you faggot groids
Oh and the app only goes down for maintenance at night, no that’s not a possibility at this time of the day

When does your puts expire worthless?

salty bobo

damage control

Where? He got the deal. There are still tariffs.
You LOST

Entire pump was fake and gay

I'm also ugly and boring and got fallen arches so I can't really charismamaxx out of this. Only wageslave and rely a bit on my folks until I accumulate enough money to fuck off. I kinda feel bad about that but if all goes well I'll often send them nice presents when I manage to move out.
Most immigrants come from Latin America or Morocco. From their perspective minimum wages are luxury and don't mind living in groups of 5 per apartment so between them and the rich tourists the prices are utterly insane. And there's no solution in sight. But yeah, boomers are like that, I think these old fucks behavior is pretty much universal across all the west.

Unironically seen way too many 'shoe shiners' on twitter getting gigahyped over today posting their 3-figure accounts, its so over

The only people making money today are those who were smart enough to make money today. Leave the lefty to grovel and cope boss.

Ngl I was one of those deranged fuckers once
It’s a literal cult, everyone this a magic squeeze is happening any day now and they see shit like the ceo taking a dump behind Wendy’s as a possible catalyst for this
If you go off the script and question “hey guys maybe we’ve been duped and nothings happening after all” you get jumped by most of the community and gas lit to oblivion about being a “paid shill hedgie” trying to get everyone to sell so the hedge funds can finally cover their shorts that they’ve kept open since 2021
They’re stuck, literal cult shit, I missed two soxl runs cause of that deranged mess

Mass suicides incoming today. Plebbit kills!

sounds exactly like the migatards in this thread desu

Why the fuck is rheinmetall dumping? RNMBY is down $26

They big mad

I believed in trump and am being rewarded

I wouldn’t touch a yuro stock with someone else’s 10 foot pole

Lmao, you’re just mad that Mr Trump didn’t cause the crash you wanted so now you cry and cope about this beating a dead cat bounce
You’ll keep crying all the way up to spy at 700 after 5 wipes from shorting Tesla
Stay mad nigger

I blame social security, id actually pay just so i could see my country for an year without those security nets and witnessing them die of starvation

People are taking profits to buy the trade deal. It had run up too much.

the ONLY rare earth mining company in the US is down 10%

they're doing well, magnetics division is growing rapidly

bought calls expecting a Monday pump

everything pumps.exe

CHINA'S RARE EARTH EXPORT RESTRICTIONS CONTINUE

MP dumps 3.5%

WHY ME

sounds exactly like the migatards in this thread desu

They won’t learn
They will lose all their families wealth on shorting “le ebil nazi Orange man” before admitting they’re wrong
Pure tds, another cult

Partly but also Zelensky and perhaps Putin in person but at least Russia are meeting in Turkey this week, so people who don’t understand how defence contracts work think this will fuck RHM

the red one goes in your right hand boss

oil still in the shitter

10YR still floating with a gun to it's head

Weird conditions

I wouldn’t know. I don’t buy toys.

Reddit is buying

90 days...

OPEC boosting prod and US admin is schizo, it’s good and it’s fun, no need to painstakingly research fundamentals

Can't hear you money is printing
Cope later

everyone buys toys, some just look different than others boss

oy vey!

trips confirm

GDP is expected to grow 4.4% every year for the next 10 years

migger eurocuck chinkoid tds tranny leftypol delusional migafag

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TALK ABOUT STOCKS

pharma stocks are up

lmao

.

Weird since they'll probably sue the admin anyways

remember when Obama said 1% GDP growth would be the new normal? Of course not, you were still in diapers boss.

niggers are trying to trade on fundamentals but its a fake and gay market

based

Fucking plebbit nigger trannys out in full force today out here huh

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

Yes, I am. God Bless you President Trump.

Tell me what you’re buying or selling pumpkin pie, I’ve got RHM and AIR, and might MSTRbate if I’m feeling froggy, everything on the watchlist that’s going down

Because it got pumped way to high by hype.

HOLY SHIT "DECAY" JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

ahh lets crab for another week!

God bless Chairman Xi for this pump, and may God bless you all.

What's your make it number bros?

You remember the retarded decay SOXL doomer nigger
Guys a fuxking idiot
He’ll sidelined the third soxl bullrun cause “fundamentals bro”
Hahahahhahahahahhahaha

Short-ish term spy calls
Very long term spy puts
Both very OTM
I wish I had the balls to do the same for MSTR

They arent making a profit, have negative ebitda, have negative free cash flow.
There are better rare earth companies out there.
Look for example at AMG Critical Materials

2025 will end the year positive

just a casual 10x. if only i caught that 600% pump i would be close

How much fucking longer can Tesla keep pumping? What the actual fuck my puts are cooked.

1.5 mil. It immediately goes into high yield dividend stocks and REITs and I live off that shit until my retirement accounts hit the age to withdraw

Good luck funky options man

Why are you shorting tsla without at least 3 bearish divergences?

At least another global recession would give us non stop party bangers

1mil is good enough for me
you can just live on dividends with that

Trump is a pattern cuck now. The market is pricing in a return to status quo.

Shakeout for SPY. A 578 call would be good

I will never make it, the fun will stop if I do, I’ll daytrade forever :)

And like a kang in Romania. Seen plenty of retards that made it to multi-million on a play and lost it all later because they need a red Lamborghini as well.

You too dip buyer, i wish you a billion bucks

Houses in my area cost a million bux. Need at least double that for retirement.

I mean you can get a lambo on a multi mil play easily, granted you’re not a retard and you daily a regular car and keep the lambo as a garage queen, you could easily own one even with just 2 mil

the misinformation and general "spookiness" regarding leveraged etfs (particularly all the consumer articles) makes me think there's some sort of psyop going on

based

$3mil just to be safe

This was a shake out and we giga pump on power hour...

Right?

Seriously considering buying right now

decay doesn't mat-ACK

infinity. every achievement is to be downplayed, every new goal needs to be higher. there is no satisfaction.

Say it with me /smgpol/
ART
OF
THE
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The biggest psyop of them all lately has been “omg institutions are selling sell sell sell”
Meanwhile they just slightly adjusted cash reserves to buy the bottom that the deranged trannies thought was “just the beginning of le epic crash bro”

We will pump during lunch to price people out

now do a year with positive compounding.

What a retarded nigger, I will 6x my investment and you will just watch and jerky off to your tsla put lossses

can't blame em after 2022

Dont bother. He thinks if a baseball and a bat costs $1.10 together, and the bat costs a dollar more than the baseball, then the baseball is $0.10

People like you will unironically kill this board, since you are incapable of arguing the point.

nigga that's bats

Fuck your puts nigger

yeah i prefer turbos. adds great excitement to your trades too

You’re a tranny plebbit nigger, you’re the one trying and failing miserably to derail this chud board
Go back to updoot land groid

in general, if the underlying takes X years to recover from a serious decline then the letf will take something like 2X-3X depending on how bad the chop is
if your goal is to retire in 20 years rather than 30 then letfs are the first thing i'd recommend to someone who's willing to go beyond index funds

I'm a bong so obviously my portfolio is in £
With the decline in the value of the dollar as well as the stock market tumble there was a decline of about 30% in US equities overall. There basically was a big fucking crash, it's just probably recovered and we're through the worst of it assuming orange retard doesn't start throwing shit around again

Deploy at least 80% into your highest-conviction stock

Keep a Dry Powder “Slurp” Fund

is that so anons?

Its what I'm doing

Yes fuck you its still down, my monday morning is ruined due to trying to triage the issue.

I bet he wouldnt have hugged him if he kept thinking he was a she

Chat, give me 1 (one) non leveraged ETF that isn't Schwab for me to put my winnings today into

cell towers shitting themselves on no news

I'm mad because I can't scoop since my roth ira is already maxxed

Man, i feel like a retard for not doing that too

sell in 90 days then buy

No news, really?

Absolute gibberish.

Is that nigger Gerome Bowell likely to cut rates in june now?

not even memeing. Some reits like PLD are pumping like crazy as an industrial reit (makes sense on the trade news) but for some reason the cell towers (AMT, CCI, SBAC) shit themselves for no reason

and the last earnings calls they all hit so I can't find any news article or anything. I'm assuming some billionare just dumped their holdings or something

we think its an issue with multi factor authentication

U both are willfully misrepresenting each others arguments

Yes, if you hold leverage through bulls, then bears, then bulls, etc., the leverage loses to the underlying index. Badly.

But if you hold long leverage through a bull, or, conversely, sort leverage though a bear, the leverage *massively* outperforms the index.

Now, please shut the fuck up about it

spain is a communist Country. Stay out of America's freedom markets.

They're noncyclical, get their money domestically, etc. Can you think of some news today that might affect them?

Timing is of course the hard bit

Sxopex

no solution in sight

what a fucking retard

not a very bearish looking chart there.

market cares about fundamentals if it's to fuck you over and ignores fundamentals if it's to fuck you over

got it

Funny enough they get a lot of revenue internationally too. It's not dividend's being paid

I agree. I am still more short than bull in my port. Down .3% today. I dont believe this bulltard shit for a second. I dont give a fuck about missing out on gains. I’m waiting till anything make sense.

I just logged in successfully in the app to see a nice fat bump on my 100% SOXL investment
Man I fucking love decay
Kek

No, he says SOXL will hit 60. And me as another guy argue against it, as it is very unlikely. Look at SOXL, it's at 17, after this runup.

He then just says he's up "this much"
which is not a counterargument to SOXL likely not reaching 60 and why that is the case (which we say is because of drift/decay)

I miss when correction would last longer than 24 minutes. I'm invested, I don't have 100K in hands ready to throw in to buy a dip that lasts minutes. I did some buys here and there with what I had left, but it amounts to nothing compared to what's invested.
I prefer my downturns to last longer, like in 2022-2023, that way I can put my salary savings into the market at a discount.

In too deep or not deep enough?

There is no news in cell towers, true. I dont think tarrifs or black betty has changed the shitshow that is land pricing/acquisition.
There is however ALOT of movement in cell phone parts, particularly modems. A tarrif deal might have destroyed some thesis on changing suppliers from china to elsewhere.

I don’t care about any of what you said
Bought soxl at 8, selling at 60 just stfu you retarded baboon gorila nigger

That's why god invented leverage

russel up by 2.8+% despite small-caps getting screwed the hardest by tariffs

is this a good shorting opportunity?

see?

Lmao i have no idea why these faggots sell soxl when it's under 10 instead of buying

No?
Do you know what a pause is retard?
We're in May and orange retard can't finalize a single thing about his economic policy

ohhhhh wait true
I'm really glad I own PLD. That was a perfect play

spy pumping on literllay no noews once agian

Not quite, theres still plenty of tard momentum

Because everyone in this general is a retarded congolese nigger that’s why they ignored the liberation day discount and kept screeching that the global market would melt down in 2 days (continually moving)

That's good- thank god it's not my team's fault.

Perma doomers
I was there once, muh fundamentals, sidelining every run that didn’t make sense on the books
Years later I came to the conclusion the market is fake and gay and line only goes up

It’s not impossible, but he’s just trying to wind you up

see?

No news is good news when you have a temperamental toddler in charge of the largest economy on earth

I've been scooping the hell out of SCHD and even picked up BDC's

Is that why you bought 2x leveraged Tesla at the absolute top?

congolese nigger

I’m gonna steal that one
Kek
And yes a lot here are fags from plebbit with tds that think orange man le bad nazi is gonna end the world

ricky berwick of all people is posting trannies are deformed freaks memes

lets see you become the president then if a retarded toddler can do it nigger

What's worse, being a panican who sold after Liberation day, or being a retard who went short after liberation day boss?

that one was funny though because the VA was hired to do the voice and didn't realize what the monster looked like, and the other image is their actual profile pic lmao

In fairness it’s because Trump has continuously walked back the tariffs without any significant concessions from anyone, and that pro Trump posters cannot really get their story straight. There were people actually factoryposting two weeks ago, who were talking about China succumbing as the US nearshored, and are now celebrating the art of the deal. What people will be saying in a month god only knows

Hes memeing on himself that he's ugly

Tesla never interested me
I’ve never touched that stock

We had a "pause" on tiktok that is still extended until June 19. It could be extended so long as Don is still in office.

Whats hardly discussed is that US is getting a slightly better deal here, China will also suspend or cancel its non-tariff countermeasures imposed on the US since 2022. As part of its retaliatory measures against the US, Beijing had imposed export restrictions on some rare-earth minerals; placed dozens of American firms (ie google and dupont) on its “unreliable entity list” and “export control list, these are gone now.

that time it hit 1000 pe ratio and people were still buying and then were shocked it dropped

I knew you were a tds retard. I fucking knew it, you Congolese baboon niggers all pull down the mask soon enough
Yes faggot, orange man very very bad Nazi, he’s gonna end the world with a chud nazi ran world and everyone is gonna shit piss and cum at the same time
You’re a fucking cultist, go back to your tranny website you fucking mongoloid baboon

Being a tripfag is worse than both. Seriously why haven't you roped yet?

No news is good news when you have a temperamental toddler in charge of the largest economy on earth

I am very very curious what someone with your mental faculties holds in investments

He's not a nazi. That would be based. He's retarded boomer with dementia and a army of yes men around him.

Wait, is Trump the original Panican after all?

He's retarded boomer with dementia and a army of yes men around him.

That's every single politician
Since like 50 years ago

If you can't invest/trade when a retarded boomer is in the white house then you might as well never invest

Take it easy

They can’t help themselves. TDS eventually comes out with these anons.

blompf this blompf that

Pathetic, really

Most of Trump's tweets are him accusing others of what he is doing himself, so yes, that's a fair read of it.

probably because my life is awesome boss

My largest positions are UBER, AMZN, GOOG, and AMD

You retards keep shitposting and Jpow won't cut the rate until next year

god only knows

Whatever happens I know it will be Trump winning. SO happy I voted for this

UBER, AMZN, GOOG, and AMD

I respect TSLA retards MORE than you fucking retards that cry about PE ratios every fucking day despite them having absolutely nothing to do with the health or future stock price of a business. It's a backwards metric and you shitting your diaper every time a stock price doesnt match "muh ratio" like your science says it should is so much less annoying than the idiots that think Musk will give them a mars gf.
He probably has 4 figures in a Polish bank's high yield savings account.

can you give me some examples boss?

GME broke your mind

Is this english

Yep, no way he's even close to six figures

Then they try to conceal and play pretend

hah if was a Nazi it would actually be good haha, I’m not a deranged tds nigger see

Ridiculous groids

i seriously dont understand how this retard-strength pump never even slows

I really should have bought when it was below 5k huh. Or at least on Friday. At least I finally freed up my Intel money though.

b-bearish?

Every single one will outperform your boomer """"""""""value""""""""""" stocks. Cry about it.

nothing in this framework of a potential deal will inhibit companies from bringing their manufacturing back to US soil boss

Pic in the link
Idk what he means by "stuck"

assuming I have value

shitting on value

"Cry about it" while typing out """"""""""value"""""""""""

Yeah, but why

I did both :)
Made up most of my retard losses by now tho

there are a lot of bag holders since it was in the mag 7
even the norway wealth fund has 36 million shares

the mag7 really got too popular for its own good boss

Did we suck chinas dick so tim apple didn't have to move to a country currently at war

I'm sure your industrial REITs and dividend stocks will start outperforming big tech any day now.

Trump got China to agree to a 10% tariff on us and a 30% tariff on them

that alone will generate more income for the country than the income from the bottom 75% of americans

I will ride my Tesla puts and my portfolio to zero. I don't even care anymore. The fact that people are buying this aids ridden company at $320 a share blows my mind. People are burning their cars in the streets, assuming they don't catch on fire themselves from their piece of shit outsourced pajeet engineering. Fuck this stock.

why would we suck china dick? we're rich nigger, we'll go buy some other third worlders trinkets fuck china

wtf the second i sold the real pump started

people

computers

No idea what happened lol
To me GME is probably one of the best /smg/ calls ever. $5 to over $500 in a relatively short time. Most of the regulars here sold, including me and I doubt many got roped into being a cult baggie.

I think that general is just the remnants of the reddit infestation that happened here when wallstreetbets got banned for a few days during the squeeze. $3 at covid lows to over $500 and then a couples weeks later $40 to well over $300. Squeeze happened, dunno why these delusional faggots are still obsessed

lmao

Neck yourself, you are an embarrassment

I mean go ahead and post your portfolio's value and lets see.

Thank you

Cucks on his tariffs

Promises no more super higher 145% tariffs ever again

Hard cucked

he doesn't know about total return

Uh oh newbie

But they caved and allowed a 20% difference in our favor

He won't post his portfolio value because its gonna be 4 digits

pump it back to the open. which antiamerican asshole is offering???

it's actually 10% on both sides, the 30% is on fentanyl only

SOXL sisters, what happened?
I'm up 535k CDN right now.

Thats still bad retard LMAO
You think chinas paying that 30 or our farmers?
All china fucking buys from us is s_ybeans

Why is there such low options volume on SVIX? I want to sell calls

You need to go back to Anon Babble

Cope, seethe, dilate
Trump WON

why is stopping :(

We just can't stop winning, sister.
I'm up 84k USD today.

trump won
bulls won
ukraine lost

Wealth tax sounds fucked.

CDN

Gb2/r/eddit

Are you implying that we don't subsidize the fuck out of farmers already
what

You mean what drunpf wants to do to millionaires to save billionares

sounfags still winning

drunpf

I will never understand how someone can mind break you fags so hard

That was my original target. With the singulairity skies the limit. Short term I think you are right though. Not sure how to play SOXL. Thinking part at Nvidia back to 154, part st SOXL 35?

we're so back soxlbaggies

My 2021 gme position is up 20k, why do you faggots lose your mind about gamestop?

cnbc.com/2025/05/12/gm-hires-ex-tesla-aurora-exec-sterling-anderson.html

GM vehicles to have on average 8 recalls

Hmmmmm I just won't buy go 100% risk-on I knoooow so much short term gains I'm rllllyyy sorry you know yeah I just wooooont yeaaaah sorry I'm just going to invest in the long term yeah hmmm yeah my bad no I really won't

euro

oh now it makes sense

now REITs are pumping

Fucking lol. Even a retard makes money in this market just hold something of worth

Yeah that’s me, I bought AMD calls in the 220s. I’m still alive and well. Can you say the same?

I'll never forgive westoids for being so insufferable that the dev quit making this masterpiece

lol

yeah i have started no notice a pattern. they will spook with dumps randomly but if you hold you will make more than jumping out and in

Muh recalls

When you trannies tried this FUD with Tesla by calling every over the air update a "recall" that word has lost all of its meaning. No one cares anymore, and I'm sorry your bottom surgery fund bottomed out from shorting too hard.

lunch time smgbros! whats the plan for the crabbening today? iron condors? i opened a strangle position earlier and havent checked on it yet. pretty sure im losing money.

I'm closing the tab.

lmao this has been the most rapidly climbing bullrun since the 2020 covid rally

bet everyone regrets not going ALL IN during the tariff scare haha. I'm only up 4 figures but congrats to some ITT who are up 6 figures

Based!
What's your exit plan?

Despite being up 5 to 6 figures retards will still hold their bags

We'll prob have a dip near closing. Will refill my calls then for rest of week.

Mad cause bad

Me too bro me too
Don’t you love decay losses
I fucking love decay losses
I’m losing so much money I love it, I can’t stop losing money from all this decay on SOXL

Somewhere between SOXL 30 to 40. I will make this determination based upon SOXX's underlying stocks and what prices they're at around that time.

Yeah I don't why they act like this some amazing victory but whatever. I will say the juche saga was very amusing.

YOU DON'T NEED AN IPHONE YOU WANT IT

MILLIONS WILL SCREW IN IPHONES AT THE NEW FACTORIES

WE NEED THESE TARIFFS YOU FUCKING TRANNY

On to the next episode I guess.

Of course I'm holding. Currently collecting premium dividends that will best a HYSA

once it hits $25 I'm setting a trailing stop loss at $20

too deep, i need to take of allowing some gambling money next paycheck

this is really funny to me
why would you EVER just hold cash when line always goes up?

just buying the dip and selling the rip works much better for me. I tried options but I just make more muny swing trading. But, I have only tried simple puts and calls nothing more complicated because I am still too new

Oh noooooo le heckin euroooo oh nooooooo

receives dollar divvies

euro pumps

Hmmmmm that's gooooood let me reinvest those divvies into my folioooooo to compound grooooowth hmmmmmm

Hey anons, what do you think?

vocaroo.com/16SQK0JHUb4l

line go down 2022 to 2023

Are you doing a 0DTE strat? I tried selling 0DTE iron condor on SPX at 15 delta a couple of times on crab days and got a cool pocket change from it, but I'm too scared of an imaginary intraday black swan to keep going. It doesn't help that you get chump change unless your wings are at least $15 apart.

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heckin

oh nooooooo

gooooood

folioooooo

grooooowth

hmmmmmm

Every day I thank God I was never born a low test European

why would you EVER just hold cash when line always goes up?

Euro's in this thread literally thought we were heading for a world flippening new global power structure because we didn't worship their golden manlet.

Cringe

the fact that they are even cucked out of holding their own currency makes me laugh

this is an impressively retarded post, mutt

I HAVE $450 IN CASH JUST SPOONFEED ME WHAT TO BUY

i've considered it but i haven't been following anything specific to try that. i'm sticking to options on SPY since its supposed to be safer and "easier".

i did 1 0dte put one time and got my ass swallowed, i'm never trading those again. but maybe if it were condors or something more intricate than just a single call/put i might try it. in this market i doubt there's any black swan coming. with the markets waiting for Trump to say something now rather than listening to Powell, its like keeping a hot air balloon floating.

I love the random one post by these ID's that pop up just to get mad

So we are on the same page, like it.
Why you feeling 25? I like the trailing lost idea though.

I LOVE TESSLER FUCK GO DOWN YOU PIECE IF SHIT

You can almost buy a FULL share of spy :^)

some nice books/tools to improve your career

0dty qqq call

LITERALLY
FUCKING
ANYTHING

golden manlet

My Baby boy, my jupertarian, my Sun King, the most based Macron?

This is your daily reminder that 60% of France's GDP is government spending gibs

Why you feeling 25?

long term the 3x levvy is a bit too much for me, so I don't mind quitting early

they are even cucked out of holding their own currency makes me laugh

What did this bamboo mean by this?

PBR bros gather for circle jerk of success !

Then again, you were born a low test retard, so who's really winning here

There's an Anon on bant who posts Zelenski daily. I hope he's getting paid rubles or else how absolutely awful does your life have to be to shitpost Zelenski for 3 years straight on the money section of the Mongolian Basket weaving forum.
Grim even by Anon Babble standards.

not being aware of the absolute shit show that is the European central bank and the currency controls the EU puts on its members

actually, i figured that after the win in the previous elections things would either stay fake and gay like always or improve for the better

What did the bamboo mean by this?

About to be a breakout on SPY.
582 BY 1:15PM EST

Is DAL really better than UAL?

Do we smooch 575 again, or go straight to 600?

Thats wild, did not know that. I like him as he seems to be the only politician actually fighting socialism but must be like shooting ducks in a barrel at 56%.

Nice, just bought $582 calls.

*lowers rates*

why do europeans obsess over jews? they even made one into a god

There's some big fuckery with their african colonies. It's literally $500 billion a year or some shit

without it they'd collapse

Based same here

already up 35%, thanks boss

Supposedly there are some people whose bread and butter is 0DTE IC. Try looking up breakeven iron condor. You set up SL so you only lose your total premium when the market goes too far to one side. The caveat is you need to have hefty capital to get a decent daily profit off of it. That and balls of steel I guess.

I DCA'd into a few cheap SOXL calls earlier and sold today's pump. It might be a bummer it keeps flying, but at least I'm finally back in green thanks to it.

they are becoming less unhinged since muslims became a prevalent feature of their society

thats the way it is here. its like the original sin. we are born with it because of the 2nd world war. I believe americans have something like that with nogs.

what did he mean by this?

You’re welcome. When I see it, I see it.
MAGA

How did you know saar

Is it gonna dump 30 min before close?

he means that the entire degenerate culture of christianity is actually a jewish desert cult

That and USA. What a bunch of god damn garbage. Imagine putting so much emphasis on "rare minerals" for whatever reason (Ukraine, Greenland) allowing the chinese to cockblock you with restrictions and then not giving conditions to your national industry to provide the commodity you need. Trump is a retard, he's the kind of idiot that'd start building his house from the top to the bottom. Mineral minings should tell me to fuck off and export to Europe or pay x1.5 whatever the price is on the market for exclusivity.

I saw it too.

That and USA. What a bunch of god damn garbage. Imagine putting so much emphasis on "rare minerals" for whatever reason (Ukraine, Greenland) allowing the chinese to cockblock you with restrictions and then not giving conditions to your national industry to provide the commodity you need. Trump is a retard, he's the kind of idiot that'd start building his house from the top to the bottom. Mineral minings should tell me to fuck off and export to Europe or pay x1.5 whatever the price is on the market for exclusivity.

Why can't you idiotic Europeans go 1 minute without bringing up the Ukraine or the stock market being overvalued?

I got sidetracked here. Why is the market up? Are China tariffs cancled?

TA + News
People tend to relax after morning news. In this case, it pumped pre-market, but people weren’t keen on keeping the price at opening. That’s why we saw 577.
Now, everyone is back from lunch, probably talked with their bros, accepted a new normal (for the day, at least) and will pump for a bit.
I believe tomorrow will be red, but I only do TA for 0dtes so I’m on a 1d1m chart, so I’m going only by gut on what tomorrow will bring.

Isnt that actually well dressed for a slav?

Do you think slav women slav squat instead of kneel when sucking Anglo cock?
I'm planning a trip to Croatia at SOXL 35.

I would like to remember every american that somewhere down the line, your family used to be european

I dont know, but they sure do when sucking portuguese cock

I would like to remember every american

thank you for your memorial

half is african

Another tuga here huh
Sporting e merda

*remind

Buy heavily now, set sell order to $0.20 Trust

olha para cima boi

chinkshit

Jeet

what in tarnation is this

Speaking English doesn't make you an Anglo-Saxon Paco.

Up ninety fucking percent in twenty minutes. This is how you make money boss.

Its amazing how accurate you were on that. Do you think well see a dump before close? Like we saw almost daily the past month

Out of all the scam companies and penny stocks that are pumping today, you want people to buy the one that's imploding?

Yeah I understand that feeling.
My idea was to try to leverage SOXL to become a millionaire, then take that million and dump it into VOO with dividend reinvestment turned on. That would make a multi-millionaire in about 6 years.

I just sold my call. I can’t tell you why, and I may be wrong. But, I don’t feel good about the major pump just now.

582 with 7 minutes to spare. Great call anon

Trump posts

nothing new said

market pumps again

I'm only up 200%, I want at least 400%.

I may be wrong.

Yup. I was wrong and should have held a bit longer.
Oh well. I am up 50% today.

i own a lot of CRWD

Im upset nobody rated my imitation of an indian

Cuidaaaaado, o guimarses esteem 3 razoes pra vos enfiar umas batatas
Ja com o Gil tremeram bem
Nao facas a festa cedo lagartito

obvious translator

i understand why americans hate mexicans

The fact that this shit company is doing so well is proof that the stock market is fake and gay. Didn't they brick 3 million computers because their retarded Indian devs didn't test before pushing the update

is spy going straight to 600?

French colonies amount to nothing but a rounding error, the could disappear that wouldn't change anything. I bet Belgium and Luxemburg trade more strawberries with France than the entirety of the trade with the former colonies. The only one that could amount to something is Algeria for some natgas but even there America is first. And Morocco for tomatoes if Span has a bad year, I suppose.

yeah, i bet that abruptly ending euro subsidies to french farmers would do way more harm

So about three fiddy?

it was an extremely low risk change that propagated a bug that nobody knew existed for a very long time
either way, there is no better alternative to our product.

1 month ago

I had never invested on my own before

Clearly obvious the tariff freakout would be temporary

Decide to buy the dip

1 month later, it's already rebounded

I'm up 20% by not being an idiot

Is it always this easy? Just don't panic and buy the dips?

chill, people got a hellofresh voucher, that's more than fair

In an actual bear market you'd be down heavily right now with the same strategy. It worked here, but it's a much higher risk strategy than anyone here realizes, because we haven't seen a full blown bear market in 16 years.

We'll probably correct back to 575ish at some point tomorrow but other than that yeah

2001 and 1968 are the counter arguments. One was a Uber bubble and the other pure republican retardation. Outside of those two lost decades, yes.

I had bad timing and went in at $29, the rollercoaster was a bit too much for me kek
luckily I tripled down at the dippity bottom

Translator?
Are you just mad you don’t speak more than the easy soinglish language
Retardado do caralho

do i sell my 10 tesla now? i just bought expedition 33.

Any 0dtebros want to brainstorm for tomorrow? CPI tomorrow, so we could be looking in either direction.

2022-2023 qualifies as a bear market, but it was rather painless thanks to the central bank acting ton prop up the markets.
I miss it, I could buy cheapies with my monthly salary. Now we get these dips that last 20 minutes and at best I can throw in 3000 bucks I have left somewhere, which amounts to fucking nothing compared to what's invested.
It's frustrating. Daytraders sure have a field day, though.

That must have been a fucking ride. I can see why you want to get off.

I have to admit I don't speak the drunken-retard version of spanish.

2022 does qualify (but not 2023), but yes it was very small. Technically the buy the dip strategy would've been a bad one for all of 2022 until the end of it. It just was super mild compared to historical bear markets.

CPI tomorrow will be bullish and come under expectations, cuts coming very fast!

Awe fuck, well at least I doubled my money on that trade boss.

okay this is a bit silly

So about tree fiddy?

did it really just hard crab no movement at all

Someone bake. This one is stale as fuck

Trading hours are crab hours nigga, been that way for years now

In an actual bear market you'd be down heavily right now with the same strategy

But as long as I don't panic, it will eventually rebound, right?

historically line always goes up, issue is sometimes that can take years

It'll take a year or two of ignoring FUD and DCAing, but sure.

I made a shitload of money being a bear in 2022, only to unfortunately lose a lot of that when the market flipped to bullish that October.
Remember folks, take your profits and then just don't trade for a while. Over trading when the thesis changes WILL fuck you.

'Eventually' can be a very very long time historically. If you'd done the same in 2001 you'd be bagholding for 15 years. 2008, approximately 7 years. 1929... you'd be an old man before your stock recovered.

Don't be a panican, get in there and gamble boss.

yes, it's really quite simple
just buy the dip and keep buying the dip forever. it always comes back eventually. and if it doesn't, there's way bigger problems happening in life.

ok i sold two which profit got me the game for free

It’s not gambling!

any baker?

Got another 160sec before I can bake

ALICE detects the conversion of lead into gold at the LHC

home.cern/news/news/physics/alice-detects-conversion-lead-gold-lhc

Goldbros...

So what are you holding?

Fidelity website outage blocks users from trading rally

haha imagine if that was your broker

Does the same logic apply to red days? I'm talking pre-market blood, market bounces slightly until lunch hour, then proceeds to tank further until EOD.

Those cucks should just take their money to a real broker who doesn't charge retarded fees, like Robin Hood boss.

alchemy is fa-ACK!

the lesson i take from that is that i should have multiple accounts in different brokers

Holding RHM and AIR overnight

Bonne nuit my little euro toy soldiers hehehe, the burgers will be back in your arms soon

delet this NOW

I’m a retarded SOXL tranny
With blind faith it’s gonna hit 60 again

Actually, as far as I can tell, no it doesn’t. I am pretty terrible at buying puts.

nvm, i sold the other 8 remaining. will buy more Nel Asa or Uran tomorrow

New

Understandable. Reactions to red numbers can be more erratic since people are just as likely to buy the dip instead. What does your TA look like? The typical support/resistance and RSI setup?

I keep buying the same stock whenever i can afford, once i see it close to the value i figure its worth imma do that with another and might just keep one as a memento

What you got tuga bro?

Bought UAL at 70 back in October