/smg/ - Stock Market General

I had longs. I longed the bottom on Easter Monday, but I didn't hold cause I didn't expect Trump to cuck out on each front (will probably do with Pharma too, so buy the dip I guess) and economic data was not good.

So how do mumus explain the yields rallying? Line go up so all lines go up?

Inflation reports will likely be negative. Stocks may fall briefly when those reports come out
But it may be a similar situation to when the negative GDP came out, it plunges for 1 or 2 hours then pumps because line can only go up.

There's gonna be a new trade war within a few years, maybe even a few months.
Chinese exports to the US will largely recover, because the "drop" was all transshipments to ASEAN anyway and can just as easily go back to Guangzhou.
Meanwhile US exports to China will continue to decline. The two largest categories of exports are basedbeans and semiconductors. The former was already on the way out because Brazil offers a better deal anyway and has been ramping up production. And the US will continue tightening the screws on the latter for natsec purposes.
The corollary of all this is that the huge US-China trade deficit will continue and probably grow even larger. Trump will seethe and feel like China and his advisors pulled a fast one on him. Expect another trade spergout in 2026-2027.

Why the fuck are we up

If Trump has his period he will sperg out within a week. He still has a hate boner for the EU.

I'm thinking of pulling out all my apple and moving it all into Nvidia, good move?

futures

Apple is weighing raising prices for the iPhone lineup coming out later this year, and will avoid blaming any increases on tariffs, WSJ reports

I have not read the article, but this headline makes it sound different. So the pricehike will probably be due to tariffs, but Apple will not blame tariffs like Amazon had the intention to do for parts of their business.

One overpriced trash stock into the other overpriced trash stock

Just buy google

they have about the same upside don't they? some 50 dollars

ALWAYS BET ON AMERICA

I won the coveted *sold the bottom* award

US-China deal reportedly does not cover de minimis exemption for e-commerce shipments

It's over for small companies. Trump created the Robocop timeline.

Biotech bear ETF still in the green.
Jump ship right on time, damn

good. people can buy their china trinkets from there and avoid the middle man

anyone have the feeling that this is just pre market being premarket and itll fall off when it opens?

What do I fomo my remaining 15% of cash into?

stocks that haven't bounced yet
indexes won't do it. they have recovered too much

NUMBER GO UP (no one knows why because nothing is solved) BUY BUY BUY, fucking casino

the stock market goes up or down based on expectations. it's not an indicator of present value, but rather of future expectations
so people are pricing in the next month, or next two months of expected good news and buying in now "before" everyone else.
it's a fomo cycle. That's how it works. it's both rational and irrational

So how do high do we pump with total bobo capitulation?

Do you think this is the end of Trump's tariff adventures or will we just be going between re-applying and exempting them for 4 years?

meeting in switzerland went well

next months

You mean next millenia

Spy 600 eod

Quick reminder that so far retail bought the dip.
Now it's time for institution money to come back in.
Yes, I still think everything is retarded, but you don't fight the trend. At this rate we're going back to ATH on higher tariffs, inflation likely rising up and zero guidances, don't ask me how, it just is.

Join me in bagholding PepsiCo

WTF is happening??

Hoping yes but not holding my breath. Markets are even more irrational right now than normally.

Up 3.5 percent on my euro stocks

Nobody cares about yuros
Trump WON

And I don't care about Trump or America.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Anyone who didn't load up during April are unironically brainot zoomer fr fr with a memory of a goldfish

Sweaty palms on KDLY, up 55% so far

giving a fuck about where your gainz come from

I would my US stocks in an instant if I would get higher returns in any other market

Currency conversion fees eat into my profit margin.

you had so many chances to buy the dip

I loaded up in short positions

omar comin

what the fuck is it called when a stock goes from $4 to $25? thats about a 6.25x profit

Yields will skyrocket here because it is clear there is no tax reform to pay for snowballing US government debt. (7% of GDP btw). Tariffs were perhaps the last (faint) hope. We are about to witness the start of the collapse of the republic.

6-bagger

Just bought 10k Nel Asa *thumbs up*

how the fuck does it even happen in the first place

I... Is it even bullish that Trump both started this shit AND cucked? What the fuck is going on?
No but Trump's actions seem entirely stochastic, so good luck with that unless you have inside knowledge.

sell bond buy stock simp az

Selling risk-off assets for risk-on assets

Or people just have no faith in bad policy. Remember US treasuries were downgraded because of the constant government shutdown threats.

Interest is 7% of GDP
Total debt is 125% of GDP

explain to a mouthbreather like me, what does it mean?

trumps deal with the UK and 90-day deal Chyna are not worth the paper they're written on and the bond markets know it. Bond markets know best.

and 9 trillion maturing this year

The American Empire just bought itself 20 more years!

Hail Columbia!

If I'm interpreting it correctly, banks are selling US treasury bonds to buy international bonds; in other words they're going short against the dollar.

So the market is selling both US AND foreign debt to buy US stocks
Scotty B likes it from both sides. First, he gets taken from the front because tbill yields pump because of tariffs, then he renegotiates the tariffs and the tbill yields still pump. Lmao

There won't be any actual deals signed, so yes, it'll just be 4 years of him continuing to 'postpone' the tariffs and hoping nobody will notice.

The longer end of the yield spread is looking feisty

markets will ignore everything he says because they know they can't bend him to their will

No you are not interrupting it correctly.
At least this isn’t anything new.

Couple of crypto-related mergers this morning. Trump's son's venture is merging with GRYP, and his crypto advisor has raised a load of capital to turn KDLY into a BTC treasury. More insider trading for the first family and associates. Made a few grand riding the momentum, but both have peaked now and I've close my positions.

they can*

SP500 healthcare at its lowest point in 15 years

Chances of a Trump put in the sector and who'd benefit most?

Open the markets!

how do you watch for something like this as in being able to have the knowledge that something like this could even happen?

I don't see him starting a trade war against china again however he will keep trying to get EU, Japan, India to open up their markets and forcing taiwan to move their best fabs to USA.
Now that he got a deal with china he has plenty of room to negotiate with the rest.

Last thread someone said soxl hits 16 this week.

17 in premarket monday

Also

nasdaq up 4% premarket monday

Are big money fomo’ing?

That's not a deal. It's a reset, back to april 2.

Big money is still net short on the index, also on small caps

why would I care what big money is doing if my puts expire friday? that's not going to help me.

It's not a reset. It's a set-up with "more to come".
Low value goods (below $800) are still tariffed 120

Kek yurotards thought they were somebody for about a month. Now go back to sleep.

I sold 50% halfway to the bottom and put it in a high interest cash saver. No egrets as I'm still only a slight bit down on the Feb peak.

Retard

It was suggested by that big money might feel fomo from the current rally.

1% of that is down to the Dollar spiking isn't it?

the gains i will make today will pay for my sister's dental bills twice over. jesus is rewarding me for being a good brother.

good job bro

You said we would gap down, why is the dow up 1000 points boss?

Same brother
Sold the literal pico bottom
At least it made me take my finances seriously and confirmed that I am too emotional to be a trader.
Now I max out my retirement contribution, and won't touch them for 35 years.
How have you been coping?

In the next month or two I'm buying a house. Gains will make the difference between a nicely furnished house or eating off of my lap/carboard boxes for a few months.

trump folded, and hard

I just lost $1700 on puts, but I'm more annoyed that Trump really is the worst president ever. All talk that is what he is.

trump folded!

Just because you keep saying it doesn’t make it true

US Tsy Sec Bessent: 'Unfortunate Escalation' Happened With China - BBG TV

- US Is Now Seeking Strategic Decoupling With China

- Both Sides Agree We Don't Want Generalized Decoupling

- Phase One Trade Deal With China Offered A Template

US Tsy Sec Bessent: Will See Where The Final China Reciprocal Tariff Ends

- Current Tariff Level For China Is A 'Floor'
- April 2 Level Would Be A Ceiling For China
- Now Have A Process In Place To Avoid China Escalation
- Implausible Tariffs On China Go Below 10%

Keep folding, its 4d origami boss.

It's a deal because Trump completely lost interest in china and this is the last we'll ever see of this nonsense during his term much like how the tiktok deal will keep getting delayed over and over again.
The chinese minister was smiling during the announcent so Xi must be happy with this ending too.

The UK deal is amusing. The UK got pretty much everything they'd want in return for buying a few planes and US being able to sell non-hormone treated beef to the UK (which will be same or better quality in the UK but much cheaper so no one will buy it)

Temperately. Also, this actually up to date with the current news/market?

de-escalation of trade war

possible fed rate cut sooner and more cuts in the year

You arent bullish enough

But how is China viewing all this instead?

China's commerce ministry dubbed the deal as an "important step" in resolving the differences between the two countries via dialogue and consultation. Adding that it lays the groundwork for further cooperation. Note, there's no mention of fentanyl talks whatsoever here.

And hours later, the message from the state media is making it clear how they see the situation as being.

"This shows that China's firm countermeasures and resolute stance have been very effective. The countermeasures have had a material impact on the US and the US administration have reduced tariffs to the base level i.e. 10% after the talks."

Besides that, the commerce ministry also made sure to note that its restriction on rare earth exports will still be in place regardless of the agreement today. In case you missed it, this is related to the announcement last month here.

Chinese are going to be rich and you are going to be dirt poor because trump folded on “making America great again”

Premarket already folding
do NOT buy at open

possible fed rate cut sooner and more cuts in the year

You are just making shit up

kek china be like

Trump folded

Ok but what stocks should I buy?!

1 hour until market open

Trump announcement today

Have a good week gentlemen.

yep, US carmakers are under higher tariffs than UK cars because of the tariffs on Mexico and China ], it’s genuinely hilarious how incompetent trump is

Look at Chinese vs US stocks ytd, does that look like winning?

SOXL is being schizophrenic again

Its 4d origami, the art of the folds boss.

The chinese market is flat, zoom out

Exactly, biz as usual in China while the US cucked itself

so what was the point of these tariffs in the first place? aren't we back where we started? i think this is just Trump trying to save face

Soxl sisters we hitting 60 by eoy!

the idea was retarded in the first place so now it requires a retarded fold from muttmerica

No no, you got that wrong. The cars from Mexico and Canada are regular cars, non-luxury. The ones from the UK are upper middle-class to gigaluxury like Rolls-Royce, Bentley, Jaguar, possibly Aston Martin too (logically I'd assume that even though wasn't outright mentioned)

So you get the idea who's less punished.

Second time. Retards will never learn

cope

us cucked

Wrong
You LOST
China LOST
Kamala LOST
Ukraine LOST
trannies LOST

America WON
Trump WON

trump cucked, and hard, unbelievably hard

folding

NDX, SPY still 1 standard deviation above volume weighted avg price

Sidelined

Ahhhhh margin calls for liberal never trump bobos boss.

Man, this market really sucks. Valuations are still extremely high, 10% universal tariffs are still punishing, and the supply shock from the 145% on China is baked in. But it doesn't even matter, does it?

So where are the factories coming to america, boss?

I bought Chinese stocks, I'm doing great. Would have done better if Trump didn't fuck all my US stocks to begin with.

Please stop spamming this
I’ve see your retardations the past couple days
I am holding SOXL, but you literally don't have two brain cells to rub together

that's a rude thing to call his boss

etoro was supposed to go publically traded, would it be something to slap some 100 usd on it during the initial public offer?

Trump will sign an EO today making drug prices 30-80% cheaper (Actual methods of doing so are yet to be revealed)

What will the impact be here?

Lmao cope and seethe chang

You are delusional if you dont think its headed back toward ath. Soxl sisters are new millionaires

Hong Kong tariffs are 10% now? Doesn't this mean trump kneeled?

Ok but what stocks should I buy?!

buy great companies that are still down
the buying opportunities are drying up though. half the stocks on my list have bounced up quite a lot.

SOXL is now at 17, kek with SOXX at 205-206.

Yes yes i am

The U.S. tariffs on Chinese imports will be cut to 30%, while China’s levies on U.S. imports will be cut to 10%, the two countries said in a joint statement.

The U.S.′ 20% duties on Chinese imports relating to fentanyl are still in place, bringing total tariffs on China to 30% currently.

If this is true then it's insane. Trump got a 10% tariffs on us from China while we have a 30% tariff on them

Who's the guy I talk to put in the work? I need shares.

checked and kekked

They already dried up before the announcement, US stocks never actually got cheap

I said it last thread, and i'll say it again; nothing has actually changed long-term. for the next month or two it's going to be very bullish, but unless Trump somehow manages to get a 0-for-0 deal with all the major players here by the end of the 90-day pause, we are going to enter a hardcore bear market.

So many mixed signals.
I’m just going to do the logical thing and buy puts on TSLA for market open.

I really don’t see it going any higher today and I’d like to cash in on the pullback.

Wish me luck bros.

Shit, you are right. Tariffs on China are below the April 2. tariffs, so he actually KUCKED out. While China is tariffing him back explicitly by 10%

Tariffs aren't the end goal, they're a negotiation tool. You don't win anything by raising taxes on your citizens.

Dont care i bought at 8 and have massively outperformed TRASH i mean soxx

Don't care it won't hit 60

Europe has a VAT tax
and the same people who hate tariffs love the income tax and corporate income tax so I don't know about that

Consumption taxes are the most regressive, no wonder the entire continent is a shithole

We are about to be in the biggest bull run in the history of mankind lmao its coming loser SIT

NOOOOOO it isn't supposed to be up this much.
My dad works for JP Morgan and told me it was supposed to crash

So Trump negotiated +10% tariffs for the US by China and rare earth restrictions that didn't exist previously It is reciprocal now, 10% for 10% (if we exclude fentanyl 20%). So where's the next step? 0% for 0%?

Easy
Sell the retest of 6100, wait for the start of the next bull and DCA back into cool stonks (options r 4 gay degen gamblrs)

pic is a genuine reply to Trump truth social post from a migatard)

Surely the market for today has peaked? I should sell everything and buy puts and leveragd bear etfs to capitalize on the decrease for the rest of the day.

i think it's pretty clear now admin's capitulated.
trump going to declare victory for domestic politics and do his usual mealy mouthed threats up until deal's finalised.
any talk like that from bessent is just to keep trump happy - he sounds eager to get a deal done.

yeah its insanely high and only one of over 9000 forms of different taxes. isn't the us sales tax <10%

Oh I agree. I'm just pointing out the cognitive dissonance. For fucking decades I've had to liberals screech about raising the corporate tax rate and how "it won't get passed onto the consumer" but now suddenly tariffs will.

Don’t bother, he’s literally been doing this for days on end
Fair chance he doesn’t actually own anything and has never had sex

Trump actually won and got China to bitch out on tariffs

Will this be another massive increase day?

They didnt buy soxl and now they crying and calling him a shitposter because they mad they missed out hahahahahaha

10y yields are shooting up even harder wow

yes but at least the market is coherent. For once.
What was abnormal is the US10Y rate shooting up when markets are crashing.
Now if 4.5% was problematic 1 month ago, it still is problematic now. But the market is acting logically here.

Absolute 1-dimensional take
Unironically he did retard calcs to force renegotiations
It was

le art

I would not be surprised if a ton of people are going to move from bonds back to stocks

I assume Trump cucked because of yields, but now the pump is sending yields even higher. imagine if he panics and announces that the 145% tariffs on China are back on. kek

take

You literally just went on ur mobile data for a new ID, kill yourself, you sub80 drain on society.

why is the casino giving free money what's the catch?

Nice we're back where we were a year ago but with stagflation

Oh no, im a retard.
Shit

The "yield cucking" is such a weird argument because the yields never got out of control. You can look at any simple bond etf regardless of duration and it was within the 52 week range

So what happens after 90 days? Should I ride the pump and sell before 90 days is up and the fat orange retard fucks everything up again?

the catch is you made the right decision instead of the people that made the wrong decision

Buy buy buy. Thursday it will all Rocket with Numbers. But sell late june

SMCI, i'm loaded on 500 shares and also bunch of calls lol

After 90 days China and the US will get rid of everything, but not after going to the limit to shake out retards who panic sell

That company seems kinda pointless

I still feel like the only fairly valued tech company is still Google.

So, how long are we thinking before Trump does a complete 180, Wednesday?

well im down like 17% over the weekend. my life just cant get any worse.

why didn't you believe? all the signs were out there. personally im up 40%

Bullbros we won. The bull has been prepped and Bobos anus is in for a pounding.

Are you indian, african or chinese?

This is what you deserve for betting against America boss.

i have 10 k what do i get before open

hey dude, have you ever plowed 2 girls at the same time?

Yeah I've done that a few times, it's not as great as you'd think boss.

LLY

they've been memed but they do provide infrastructure that neither NVIDIA or AMD provide

I have a new job offer somewhat lined up and i was thinking i deserve a treat. But, if you say so I feel inclined to believe you.

0dte qqq calls

good take, looking at it

stfu

uhhhh so where are the breaks on this thing

Bobos are u ok

unironically 6147.43

where can i get this game

This is me when i eat indian food

The Europeans on this board assured me that we are 112 hours in from 336 hours away from empty store shelves. That's when the market stops, CNBC assured me of this.

I was visiting my mom and I ended up downloading this and made her play it, she was laughing her ass off boss.

I dunno, it just popped up as an advertisement in this free puzzle app I play with my mom boss.

trump wins the trade war and achieves world peace in one weekend

maybe he is a genius after all

I got liquidated bad. I wanna kms. Ngmi
Where the fuck do i even go from here? Do i fomo back in, do i get sidelined, do i short again (can it even go up more than 4% in one day? After a 3 week green streak?).
I just want a car to hot me, commit some insurance fraud...

Trump folded harder than superman on laundry day

Man of the people

China's import tariffs are 20% lower

Chinese government now needs to subsidize all companies up to 30% to keep products comparatively advantageous

"N-N-NO THOSE TRADE DEALS DON'T COUNT!! "

i remember that one time i shorted and it spiked up 10% in minutes. never again

so what the fuck do i buy for the open?
nvda seems too obvious which makes me think hedges will dump it
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
what do i buy

buying at open

You are stupid as shit. The market is going higher today.

nobody knows what the fuck you even mean

imo it is too late to buy right now, wait until mid or eod to see how things play out.

GOOG is still cheap

probably some good health sector companies that got hit by the spooks have potential but probably not today.. longer term people will realize they got undervalued

Healthcare is something you buy during recessions. Combined with the cracking down on medicare fraud, you'll see more declines in the Healthcare stocks. This is the time to purchase speculative technology bullshit for triple digit gains boss.

A fantastic day, hope you all managed to reap some nice cash out of all this. I'm the newfag poorfag that a few threads ago was bitching about holding AAPL, this put me at a +3% so managed to recover it and then some. Not touching that sector for a while!

Feels better to not be alone in the pain. But look at that nigger: it's already going down. AGAIN. Backtracked almost 0.6%. Fuck the ndx. It literally needed to burn my positions. Fuck trump, hope he gets jfk or luigi. I only needed this fucking index to do a 19700 (from 20000) to break even and close. It didn't. It went to 21k. It raped me and stole my money. Now it will ofc it'll go down and crash below 18k just to make my loss feel worse. I fucking hate it.

inb4 no crying at the casino

I literally want to set myself on fire in the casino just to cause collateral damage.

Ps my stocks are actually ripping, just got murdered on the index: I'm the $ogi anon from friday. Ended up buying leveraged x5, currently its +11% and i have some canaan, also currently +10%

imo blue chips will return to normal as the trade war winds down but speculative stuff like rklb is dead cat bouncing, i'd short that if i wasn't fully invested

yeah i held aapl with leverage over the weekend and trump delivered. i got into it few days before the weekend actually because i heard someone got calls worth millions of dollars for it

kek i wonder how many niggers here solded the april bottom

Godfuckin damn Twitter is riddled with bots. I got 3 follows in just a few minutes and it is all bots, one account reposting at least 20x in 1 minute. Further likes by other botaccounts.

Last thread someone said soxl hits 16 this week.

That was me, and I feel very validated right now. Especially because I was trying to be conservative and assume something like a 5% raise every few days. Instead we got a tearing ass +15%.

Right now I'm kinda fomoing but I know it would be Grade A retardation to test my luck after this, I think I'm going to wait for bobo to kick in

Communism?

Not a nigger, worse, I'm one of those 1488 maga god hates fags who cages his cock and sissygasms to bbc/bnwo. I just got done getting liquidated

solded

they should have boughted when trump told them to

yeah theres a risk of some pullback when the data comes in. probably nothing super huge but a little red if the data looks bad. most likely there will be a shit ton of fomo today so it could well pump some more

Brown hands typed this post

Gonna wait to see what ONIONS does at open. ~5-1p min. Then I buy 0dte’s.

I shorted the bottom mere minutes before OrangesTRUTH

damn, why does he not have curls? Anyways, still a rizzler.

+50 with a haircut of a 14y old

Scandinavian hands typed this.

inb4 muhamed

Waiting for green days to buy instead of slurping dips

Should've bought VOO when the Germans here were bragging about Europe joining BRICS in April. Now it's too late to buy anything. "Smartmoney" proving once again to be even gayer and more impulsive than retail lmao.

I just learned the story behiond the third pounder burger, much sad.

wow i wonder if anyone here was in on that

why would you ever buy a third pounder when you could get a much larger quarter pounder boss?

Lmao fell for it again award

So Trump negotiated +10% tariffs for the US by China and rare earth restrictions that didn't exist previously

shart of the mart

couldnt they have just branded it the quarter pounder xl?

Pretty good metaphor for the trade deal

I don’t buy any millenialslop that ends in -ly. Millennial Toddlerspeak pisses me off

Why is uranium up?
Is recession avoided? Or nuclear war soon?

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

CAM ON AND MAKE SOME FOOKIN' GAINS

The market will drop today. Theres no way it skyrocketd higher. Buy bear funds NOW and sell tomorrow

gonna lose everything

Holy dump

What do you mean not solved?

A factory just went up next to my house!

AAAAAAAAAH

First of all McDonald's probably held a trademark on the quarter pounder, and secondly why would you try to mislead consumers calling it XL when it's smaller boss?

Finally back to positive YTD after this retarded detour. Still far from ATH though.

I'm getting sick of this shit, how come I always get fucked by the market

expecting a 3% gain to go higher

Spy is going straight down at the moment

you know remember that stupid “trump is crashing the stock market on purpose so he can cause a fight to the treasuries” Anon Babble copypasta that got spammed

Going make a company that sells fifth-pounder burgers and go public with it desu

I'm getting sick of this shit, how come I always get fucked by the market

Because you're an emotional bitch that gets spooked by headlines.

stop the meme, we know it didn't sell well cause ameriretards thought 1/3 is less than 1/4

oh we climbing nigga
my calls are printing
thank you jesus trump

That's exactly what it did when Trump announced the pause though. And then higher. And higher, And ever higher for some reason.

we have had 10% gains. unfortunately all this stuff happened on the weekend so the impact was killed

Institutions set up retail the dump

a corn country chain in the sector with dairy queen or some shit had a promotion competing with fucking mcdonalds

"it failed because Americans are stupid"

Textbook 2010s reddit, so I guess board appropriate now

jesus christ we're so fucked

I am not officially a proud shareholder of Google.
Please all switch from your firefox browers to chrome!

Should have just called it the 6 ouncer ultra deluxe. I'd get mine with bacon and AMERICAN cheese boss.

im so tired of this. had i sold guaranteed it would have rallied at least 2x the sell price

he isn't already long on the fed's direct report-to telling his supporters to buy stock

Not my problem.

we don't have a national sales tax, just a couple of different state-wide ones which vary a lot. As an aside, the one that i despise the most are the grocery taxes as they are the most penny-pinching jewish nonsense of them all. Imagine getting charged for having the audacity to buy food for yourself and your family just so the state can have a couple more pennies to throw at horseshit social programs that go nowhere. Fucking infuriates me

t. unfortunate resident of Mississippi, the state with the highest grocery tax, and an income tax on top of that

I need to get out of this hellhole.

unless tsla gets back to under 300 this will be a bear trap

Everything tesla related is a bear trap. That stock is completely about trapping bears and is illogical

WE GOING UP NOW NIGGAS
BUY BUY BUY

Everyone's gone ... to the Moon ...

Sega Saturn anniversary was yesterday. Going all in on Saturn Stock

you'll niggas did buy the dip, right?

We probably fill the weekend gap today and grind higher the rest of the week

This market open pullback is the last slurp till ATH
BUY NIGGERS WAGMI

Let's fucking go

They set them up the bomb as well

retail bought the dip

therefore institutions will now come in and buy late, thus giving retail all the gains!

retard alert

The whole "duh Aemricanz think 1/3rd pounder smaller than 1/4 pounder they dumb" is amusing to me. We're bombarded with shit that manipulates us using the same principles of how our brain immediately perceives numbers.

Why do people think everything is priced "$X99.99"? Because we feel it's a lot cheaper than 1c more until we stop to think about it. If 1 in a few hundred are influenced enough buy that to push them from not buying to buying, it's worth it. Same shit with the 1/3rd pounder, only need one in a hundred or so to have that instant "nah, that's expensive for how much you get" for it to be worth it.

Popcorn sizing is another example of manipulation. $5 small, $5.50 for medium, $6 for large. Large is about 4 times the size of small so people go "wow, that large is really cheap, I'd better buy it!"

indexes already hitting resistance

noop

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AHHHHHH

Absolute crash from 3 to 2.5% up for the day
It's over

Reddit is buying

Yeah, the sheer amount of taxes and "totally not taxes bro trust us it's essential" (various forms of insurance, registrations and licenses that expire, etc. etc.) really drives a man to drink. And then that man pays 20.5% tax on that liquor.

pension funds aren't smart money. its highly regulated money and may indeed be forced to sell low and buy high

I dunno man, im not american, but my father used to tell me that mathematics is a boggeyman that walks around the fields at night scaring little children

(plus tip)

If you bought at open you'd be down, retard. Thats the point

i am literally having a boner right now
whats it called getting a boner from watching charts?

FUUUCK NO IT ISNT
SEL SELL SELL

Fidelity won't let me log in. Good thing I didn't hold anything over the weekend hahaAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Deep red republican states seem to be the least conservative when it comes to taxes. AL, MS, LA all have a 10% sales tax, everyone is poor, and the schools suck. What are they doing with my fucking money

Let us know before you do

All your dollar are belong to them

volume pretty low, isn't it?

wtf is this real?

stock is at all time in 3 years

Uhh this is the time to sell right guys?

brainrot, dont get emotional over that stuff, bad for future gains

I'm a retard who bought when SPX was 5100 while you coped and seethed about impending doom. That makes you braindead

No.... i dont believe it.... ndx literally went BELOW MY LIQUIDATION STOP LOSS!!!!! I don't believe it. I'm fucking crying in a public park. I thought fresh air would help but i just can't take it.... my money is gone and the fucking market is going to bear isn't it?

closing red desu

200sma breached and not rejecting so far. Good indicator we'll retest ATH soon methinks

Texas has 6.25% but local sales tax can make it go up to 8.25% so that's basically what everyone does. Then we get massive fucking property taxes because that's how we fund schools.
Now those fucks passed their retarded ass school voucher thing for rich kids to go to private schools even cheaper on the backs of tax payers. So that's whats happening to our money.

RHM down 7% today

Wait should I buy this

bro you should found a hedge fund
your analyst skills are over 9000

can you move the line a bit higher now?

HOLE-LEE SHIT. SELL EVERYTHING AT THE OPEN! IT'S GOING TO CRASH BOSS!!!

same shit blue states spend it on; budgets for the big cities and welfare checks for the inhabitants of said cities.

wtf are the sp500 futures called on google finance? all their data seems wrong

Keep yapping about fundamentals and getting your folio wiped over and over shorting Tesla while soxl pumps back to 60
You tds tranny plebbit tourist faggots WILL NEVER LEARN
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHSHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
YOU CANT STUMP THE TRUMP
GOLDEN BULLRUN BABY, IM SO TIRED OF WINNING CHUDBROS
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Bought a 579 SPY call at the right time.

TRUMP 2028

soxl

see you crying next week

WHY CANT TRUMP KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT

i sold today's bottom
enjoy the rest of the day's pump

Dis nigga actually reset ID

It's over

Bought at 8
Cope seethe and dilate
Make sure you make some extra tomato sauce packs this year for your fake periods
Don’t 41% yourself little buddy, short Tesla one more time, surely you’ll be right this time, the crash is coOOOOOOMING SELL WVERYTHING
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Bear trannies lost again. Shocker.

I have calls and I think SPY is retesting 6.1k at least. Your lack of understanding of leverage decay doesn't make me a libtard or whatever. Enjoy your violent crabbing

Different dude but ok
There’s a lot of old bizraelis, don’t ever forget this was founded as the financial arm of /pol
Niggers and trannies are not welcome here, go back to plebbit bitch boy

So let me get this straight, things are bad and prices are going up but it's not as bad we thought they were going to be which means new highs. Also no factories. Is that right?

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I own 37066 shares of SOXL and this dumb nigger does not represent our kind.

flip a coin

Guess what, I’ll hold and DCA, I hope it crabs all year so I can buy more
Juuuuuicy crab so I can buy buy buy soxl and make you seethe
Go dilate

There will not be any factories
Literal fantasy like trumps border wall

You are free to do what you like with your money

different dude

literally same buyin

same target

dayum

our kind

Another tds faggot larping nigger
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
GO BACK TO PLABBIT
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

just follow the vibes bro
getting some negative vibes from this post ngl ong frfr nocap

I'm making a fuckton of money, lol, lmao

I mean I hope I wasn’t the only one buying sock at 8
Surely more people saw the golden opportunity on a market that cannot fail cause the whole fucking world depends on it

IBKR ITS DANCED AROUND MY BUY LIMIT EXECUTE THE ORDER REEEEEEEEEE

if you bought at open you're now down

reddit is buying

There's enough momentum to go higher for a little while. But you're not wrong, the market can't ignore reality forever. It's just gonna take longer than you think

Lol . This faggot still doesnt understand leveraged etf .
Im gonna enjoy seeing you sox cock later in the year for nutrition . Poltard.

So anons, what are the actual risks of getting engaged for less taxes that cant be mitigated with a prenup? dont fucking say the IRS

Don’t worry I’ll shit on you when time comes to cash out. Been through this drill before, you’re on the losing side bobo, AGAIN

Plebbit has been buying for weeks though
I've lurked their WSB posts when Anon Babble was down, they were extremely bullish

Pretty sure that only goes into effect once you’re married

Why arent we pumping?

what is that shit even and why is it shilled here

So what exactly are we looking for for good news now?
Doesnt seem like much else could reasonably pump the market at this point.

Told you it would skyrocket but you would rather listen to the trannies. This thread went downhill ever since reddit came. It's all speculative talk with nothing to back it up.

he doesn't know of David Soxl

you're ngmi, chud

Quite out of d8 b8, m8

reddit trusted Trump all along

Is this the new cope?
Seriously are you guys that fucking retarded you think we fall for how deranged your feeble minds are
I saw the loss porn, the constant posts of bets on a “MUH LE MEGA CRASH CAUSE ORANGE MAN BAAAAD”
Jfc you guys are more retarded than I though

When's the last time we did anything other than crab during market hours?

Why are people still pretending news matters in a fake and gay market?

lurk moar faggot, boss

resistance

You're new here aren't you?

I liked Texas a lot when I visited, you guys take good care of your cities. Compared to where I’m at, at least.

YOU GOT ME

and it keeps happening again and again

So this shit show only increased the prices of everything?...

Cause its all that matters? Its all news now. Not logic or valuations

US Pres. Trump: Will Sign Order On Drugs Now

- Says He Will ‘No Longer Tolerate’ Profiteering From Big Pharma

- EU Has Been ‘Brutal’ On Drug Prices, Was Most Difficult On Drug Subsidies

Because the indexes rocketed before open
My limited understanding of short-term TA is that once a floor of resistance is found at volume, it is likely to pump

Wish is bullish for companies earnings. Inflation goes into companies' pockets, after all, as seen in 2023.

happening again and again

LMAO they'd rather get fucked on their puts just because rocket man bad

Kek
This is the “bullish” plebbut some retards here were just talking about
Fucking tranny tds niggers

Redditors and lighting their money on fire to own the chuds. Name a more iconic duo

shut the fuck up tripfag troon

emotions

yikes

MY FAT FRIEND SAYS HE GOT THE FAT SHOT (ITS NOT WORKING)

Which*

better later than never. i dont want to shit people who are actually happy with their marriages, i just want to be able to keep whats mine

shut the fuck up tripfag troon
only come to this general occasionally

Short Paypal, my money is not arriving there and I couldn't make a deposit prior to that via my bank using Paypal despite being money there (they wanted me to agree to Paypal having insight into my account for 90 days (suck my dick Elon)) so I made an instant transfer to PayPal but it didn't arrive yet.

i cant believe I’m dealing with this kind of shit I’m a fucking first world country, I would expect this from brazil

sigh...

You'll be sorry boss.

will literally become a rent boy to spite the worlds biggest richest autist

So smgsisters, how are we feeling about intc?
Aside from the shitcoin spam and the usual suspects stocks, i rarely see anyone ask/give any hints (there was someone talking about eli/lly earlier, but that is rare)

Like everything this retard says, he will back down when pharma companies tell him to fuck off. If they want a euro model they will just park their business somewhere where it's far cheaper to r&d and manufacture.

Lol, fair
I’m so glad I live in UK for this sake
Don’t have to jump through hoops to not get robbed by a slag

Long it if you want to spend the rest of your days wandering the Earth as an INTC baggie making cope DD posts.

Wtf I love Mao ZeDon now

OBAMACARE IS NOT A GOOD HEALTHCARE

Just buy AMD instead. Better CPU's, better GPU's, less debt, more cash, better leadership, it's even cheaper on forward PE. The only reason to invest in INTC is if you think they will be able to compete with TSM in the long term. But considering they are incompetent as fuck I doubt it.

I want 1% gains per hour, is it too much to ask?

Why would you sell RHM just because Putin and Zelzel are talking, the contract is still going to go through and Germans have ordered years of production. I slurped at 1600

Why does he have to do the press conferences? Can't someone else do them?

he's literally had a show where he told people "you're fired" he's a showman

LET'S GOOOOOO

If intc pulls off 1.8 it will rocket , maybe 10x . And is not gonna give 10 x unless the ai faggots wake up tomorrow and decide to fuck nvidia by running it on amd chips.

my 0DTE puts are getting heemed right now

Only way tesla dies is if bessent comes out and says BYD is building a factory in the US

Nice

Ok guys, let's be realistic. Let's assume the price of TSLA is actually because of Robotaxi. We see the sales of Tesla-cars. Why do "investors" believe that the Robotaxi is going to make money? It would need customers for that. I assume leftists are using taxis way more often, since they live in cities. I assume leftists won't use it. Europeans likely won't use it. Chinese?

30% tariffs and 10% across the board are still quite bad, just not as apocalyptic as his original orange dotard tier rates

Let's assume the price of TSLA is actually because of Robotaxi.

This assumption is wrong. The price of tesla is not based on fundamentals. It's like crypto. Trades off sentiment.

SPY 582 before lunch
Thank me later

the TSLA cult is stronger than the fundamentals, its literally a shitcoin

do you want the guy talking rn giving press conferences?

Who's going to charge the robo taxis? Like honestly the thing drives around all day, then goes back to its charging station and someone still has to plug it in, and unplug it when it's done. The whole concept is deeply flawed boss.

We were already above pre-tariff numbers before the weekend.

It doesnt matter . There is no fundamental analysis or future projections . The market dont give a shit . Tesla is a meme , the only question is does the market feel good about the meme or na?
Only a retard of the highest order would attempt to trade tesla based on fundamentals .

Buy google . Simple as

So now that it’s green, is this the trump stock markit? It was biden’s last week right? What’s the lead time on flipping market ownership?

10% not enough to cut trade with China

30% not enough to bring anything back

we all going to eat that 30%

IM FUCKING WINNING SO MUCH MR RPESIDENT.

Thank god i have money to go around for like a year without working

There is a convenient color coding convention: red=biden, green=trump

I wanna hear more about this possible 10x on intc
I’ve been hearing about a golden bull for intel probably for over 5 years now

oh yea i forgot theses probably some pharma crap in sp

New

Homeless are going to be banging in your Robotaxi™ and by the second weekend someone will have the seats covered by vomit.

I actually longed it at 19 (well, really i did some dca and went in and out throughout these 2 months) but i have some at 19, a bunch at 20 and a little bit at 21. Now it's at 22. I guess my question is: do i bail and take profits or do i wait for 25? I saw several anon holding bags at 24 wanting to get out

Get lost on your way to reddit?

I'm really disappointed in this deal. Where's the part where we were supposed to hold them accountable and accept responsibility for the Covid-19 disaster and election interference in the 2020 campaign boss?

You just don't get it. The price of TSLA is because of _____ and its going up when _____ happens. Everyone buying TSLA is really in it for _____.
TSLA is the stuff of hopes and dreams and its purely a meme stock at this point. No fundamentals whatsoever. Maybe one day fundamentals will come home to roost, maybe if the company runs at such a loss that they start to actually fall apart. However, for now, it remains elevated based on _____.

Intc only american semiconductor.
If 18a work , intc has most advanced tech will outperform amd and all the boys in yard will come for action ( apple samsung)
18a will reduce costs and reliance of external foundries .
It will be like intel got a boob job now everyone wanta to fuck .

Problem is , making it work, and staying solvent .

Intc is either a slow moving bankruptcy or a 10x . No risk no reward.

Again, the only value/growth thesis is how well they will compete with TSMC. 18A is a fucking dog, the only way 18A-P ( whatever they call the improved version that isnt dogshit) can compete with TSMC N2 is on the crazy wafer price rumors going around (that was being fucked with by tariffs and the Arizona plant delays). I am long the stock. We are on the same side, Intel shill friends. But building trust is critical if we want IFS to become a real competitor to TSMC in the FOUNDRY ECOSYSTEM. FORGET THE FABLESS STOCKS, THEY ARE NOT THE LONG TERM ENEMY. THE REAL ENEMY IS ARE THE USELESS PRODUCTS THEY ARE PLANNING ON MAKING WITH OLD 18A AND TSM.

Can someone explain his retarded fake fetanyl tariffs
What do they apply to

You're already up at least 5%. Really depends on the size of your position and we can't make that choice for you.

I don't like Intel. They make racism detectors in their cpus. Instead of making good cpu

I assume leftists are using taxis way more often, since they live in cities.

Stop pulling assumptions out of your ass and look at actual data. Waymo usage has been on a steady increase in cities where they operate. Lots of people saying they now prefer getting a Waymo rather than an Uber. Cybercabs cost significantly less than a Waymo car to produce, so Tesla will be able to undercut Waymo by a good margin. And at the end of the day, price talks.

Did you BUY ASML? Today like I told you to?
Easiest 6% you couldve ever pocketed

youtube.com/watch?v=sDUOky6TYtw

if only you bought some calls
oh no oh no oh nooo