/smg/ stock market general

Trump told you yesterday to buy dumdum

Current tariffs are 25% on all foreign car parts and 10% on UK produced cars.
That means that cars produced in the UK and exported to the US will have lower tariff costs than cars produced in the US using foreign parts.
That's why Detroit is mad about the deal.

imagine if trump ever writes sell hahaha

what just happened to nvda

Whole market started dumping on this.

It's a serious question. Am I missing something? Trillion dollar companies shouldnt be pumping 7% on no news

This is why tariffs are so hard to use properly and so often fail. They create so many intermingled issues due to their nature as a centrally planned tool.
Thus they've now created a situation where cars made in one single foreign country can out compete cars mostly made here, due to the trade deals the entire market worked on (USMCA).

serious question

it's tsla. a scam.

Fucking nasdump

It’s over

fundamentals

bro nobody cares about that its all gambling

spooked cause of buffet retiring
recommend me some shit to diversify into
if no recommendations ill unironically buy bitcoin

bad time to buy bitcorn

you're comparing fords and land rovers boss

how come

Is it finally our time, fellow bears?

GOOGbros, why is it down again...

+30% in a month

sadly, no

I can't find any news other than China repeating the same talking point for the 30th time. If the market's that jittery then yes, it actually may be time.

Well you look at Tesla and you might just see a mid sized car company with declining sales and profit margins.
But you have to look at robotaxis, robotaxis are a tiny market (globally under $ 1billion) and Tesla has zero presence in the market.
But Tesla has promised to eventually come out with their own robotaxi that will obviously completely dominate the market just like the cybertruck did.
And from there the robotaxi market will probably grow a thousand-fold to trillions of dollars, when Tesla gets 99% of this market then Tesla will be worth trillions of dollars.

I'm wondering when to sell SOXL.

Trump doesn't want a deal with China, they're not our partner they are our biggest enemy boss.

how stupid would buying some TSLZ be right now? not options, just shares
TSLA keeps burning me but I can't see how this could continue, there has to be a dip right? right???

checked for satire

Line going down

Deploy the emergency Bessent.

the dip is now

spent my wife's life savings on GOOGL

it's going back down

I am financially ruined
she's going to pay someone to run me over in the street to get some life insurance money

kek, honestly.

Well the whole market is down now. Was still expecting a stronger bounce. Planning to hold long term unless a better opportunity pops up, but there are surprisingly few in this market.

Looks like we just bottomed, deploy capital into calls boss.

Be strong brother. There's no way it can down down past 150 haha.

Bessent:

Eh yes, Mr President, thank you for your confidence in my negotiation skills. We will lower tariffs on China to 75%. It is an honour for me to have been bestowed with such tremendous power and responsability by the world best dealmaker. Without you this would not be possible.

Trump might reduce tariffs

might raise tariffs

might raise taxes

might lower taxes

might go a for a third term

might follow the constitution

might do everything

might do nothing

I'm tired.

Mondays are always red leaning crabs with a dump pre market. Things are going to be shitty until fat green Tuesday

btc will trickle back below 80k before running to 120

Italy's Moltiply Group said it was suing Alphabet's Google and seeking damages of over $3.3 billion for abuse of its dominant market position reut.rs/4m74jHV

ooooh ooooh, fear the power of the EU

Oh yea, we are now a full on casino controlled by the tweets of a sundowning old man.

It's been a fun market to trade, at least

Waiting until Tuesday to make money

I shiggy diggy boss.

Why would Tuesday be green when it will confirm inflation is creeping in again

it will confirm inflation is creeping in again

I was at the store and eggs are cheaper than they've been in months boss

Swiss Economy Minister Parmelin: It is possible that the US and China agree to a mutual suspension of customs duties for the duration of the talks.

Stop putting logic in the illogical. Stock market is patterns and feelings much much more as it’s facts and logic

Walmart

Will Bobo have his day again?

Nigga Heil Hitler

I never expected the raising taxes angle. I thought that was the whole point of the tariffs. You really have to throw out everything you know with this admin

If the feel like trolling, EU could just block AdSense at ISP levels just for shit and giggles

AHAHAHAHAHAHA SLURPIES OH NOOOOOOOO

bought HOOD and gme

mooned

spooked cause of buffet retiring

I have brkb. But looks like it just keep dropping these days. Should I have faith in Buffett and his successor?

Anyone have any thoughts on Nintendo?
Nintendo is such a shitty jewish company, they're going to remotely brick your Switch 2 if they even catch the whiff you're playing pirated shit so you pay $700 for a handheld they can killswitch anytime.
On the other hand basedboys will probably still consoom. Is it worth that bet?

Well they just slurped back up to green on SPY

looks like it just keep dropping these days

Maybe follow the big man's advice and don't panic about the day to day

Nintendo

If I want Yen diversification, I'll invest in Toyota or Mitsubishi Industrials

Maybe you should obey the laws and not be like the Chinese, who engage in intellectual property theft, and rip people off who are just trying to make an honest dollar boss.

What's soijjy gonna do?

why is it recovering...

For the WOLF pushing dipshits
Fucking told you so nigwits

Every bad thing means there is one less bad thing that can happen, that's the mentality

have brkb

Maybe buy a few vowels...what are you, Polish?

I hate fridays so much. Why cant the market not be open 24/7 like normal workers work

It's fine, will probably slightly over perform in the long run. I sold it to play the volatility, but that was a pretty bad move in retrospect

sold. wont hold shit over the weekend. risk of blood red futures too damn high.

GOOG was fully taken over by sociopathic corporatists about a decade or so ago, and they have slowly been hollowing out any technical competence and innovative initiatives like ideological termites
eventually the entire once-grand structure will collapse in upon itself into an unceremonious heap of management-class assholes eating each other for promo clout and anyone on the outside who wasn't paying attention will wonder how such a seemingly sure thing could get fucked so badly

If it crashes, it's because of announcements made Friday evening or Monday morning. Trump is way too lazy to work weekends.

That's every corporation in the history of corporations, you're now exactly making a grand discovery here.

Even if the talks don't work out, it will probably hold, make retail think "huh, it doesn't matter, I put more money in" - Dumps on thursday on dogshit PPI.

Bought 500x Soundhound. Felt like it

risk of blood red futures too damn high.

even that wouldn't save my 05/16 222 tsla put

I don't understand why you would say that. He knows the job, and so do I. He's fully committed and you wouldn't get that from anybody else. That's just how I feel boss.

Lots of profit taking/shorting at the top of apple and tesla (200 and 300 respectively); and those are the only green stocks keeping us indices from collapsing. What do they know that we dont?

inb4 the market is fair and not manipulated at all

x.com/KobeissiLetter/status/1920847873270264005?t=avlO1R_9Gvw7O6JQuWtWbA&s=19
What about Saturday?

Well actually it is MSFT that's keeping this market up the most. Of all the megacaps it's the closest to ATH except for Netflix which has a new ATH. All others are lower, especially Google. But TSLA is recovering, which makes the least sense.

Unironically going to rebound next week

inb4 kek baggie

I swing trade this shit. It's one of the dump-on-earnings stocks. The cocksuckers buying it are relly turning into a GME tier cult, because

muh american semiconductor company can't go under, especially under Blumpf!!!1

i was replying to someone wondering why it wasn't perpetually going up

you convinced me, I'll go all in

implying gme tier cult is a good thing

Msft still 8% down from ath and currently bleeding. So no, it's not that. When the top 10 companies (which make up 40-50% of the weight of ndx) are red by 1% the index is supposed to dip at least 0.5-1% (even if you find some 0.02% company blowing up by 2x). Yet the index fights to stay green. It is literally tesla doing it with it's +5% today.
This makes me wonder: who the fuck is buying tesla at 600 p/e?

Yeah but that applies to every company that isn't going down. It's not unique to Google.

They make my bag poomp before I dab on them while elevator rides down, yeah, it's pretty sweet. It's not gonna last that much longer though. Some of these morons threw obscene amounts of money on this stock.

go down you fucking cunt, go down like the little slut you are

Also, isn't it crazy that trump mentioned 3 stocks during his press conference (the one where he said "buy stocks") and all those are red today?

we were thinking of giving the contract to ibm (some shit about a plane landing system/infrastructure system)

we used to make all the chips with intel, now they moved to taiwan, but we will bring them back

I'll end up buying a rolls royce

All 3 are -1-2%

this but for tesla

TSLA p/e is only 150, that's a 75% discount (on a 5000% markup)

If you speak of just today yes, it is not MSFT. But in general on what is keeping the market up to this level, then it is MSFT.

wake up

Trump is cucking out on tariffs

market still dumps

Im glad i skipped this week.

Looks like the poo war is heating up

goes up

Just cut your losses on your puts and buy calls.
Trump won.

I cut my losses and slurped now while it's still thankfully red

I really hope the nukes start flying

You got a source on that boss?

Markets pump on tax hikes and dump on trade deals now. Better find the least profitable companies to dump your retirement savings on.

I wish it never go to the point where they nuke each other. imagine more than a billion of pajeets flooding all other countries on earth.

warm poo

Trump is getting exactly what he wants. He hasn’t cucked once.
10% tariffs are now the universal norm. Get used to it.

I've seen this picture several times, but just for the first time McSpaghetti, what the fuck

You're confusing the means with the ends.

Mcdonalds in other countries can have very different menus, especially in places like India where a ton of Indians don't eat beef or are straight up vegetarian. I always like to check out the local mcdonalds when travelling.

SPY, QQQ & IWM should switch to a monthly dividend schedule like DIA
this would attract even more people with a buy&hold approach

TTWO will surely bounce

goes up a little and then crabs all week

I'm now stuck with a significant portion of my portfolio in a fucking videogame stock. Not just a videogame stock - a microtransaction videogame stock that is introducing single-player microtransactions in the new Mafia game.

Let this be a lessons to everyone, buy solid companies in solid industries and never try to outfox the market.

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa

tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa

tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

These are all blocked now. Does anyone have alternatives I can use for a future /smg/?

If you want local cuisine why not just go to some local restaurant boss?

thetvapp(dot)to

foxbusiness.com/video/5640669329001

they have been selling into the gap up every opening and it's right at the 200 day moving average right now and you're still buying. retards.

if you are so sure it will decline, show me your bag of puts boss

and you would deserve it idiot, clear time to buy was under 150 and profit taking day was yesterday.

good day to invest in chipotle. went to my local one after my gym session and there was this business couple ordering for the entire office it seemed. held up the line making sure all the orders were right. wagies were visibly pissed and the fatties in line were getting impatient. got my food and now i'm ready to short this market once it breaks this wedge pattern

Still works for me, seems like a client side issue

but google's brand was very much 'not that' for decades
i'm pointing out that a straight-edge kid became an alcoholic, and you're like "yeah well everyone drinks buddy, get used to it"

i've said it before and i will say it again, CMG is going to begin it's decline as the Trump administration continues to kick out the illegals boss.

well not everybody, i know a few guys who don't drink boss.

tsla closing red today?

Google hasn't been cool for at least a decade, they retired "Don't be evil" in 2018. Profitability is at record highs though.

the market will rocket again on monday

Chinese trade talks will dictate how it will open.

big if true

What part of WE ARE NO LONGER GOING TO DO BUSINESS WITH COMMUNISTS does the market not understand boss?

sell.

Fucking puma crashing by 8 percent in one day erasing a week of gains

8%

bad, but not that bad, I have lived through 15-25% down in after hours

china full tarrifs + AI chips embargo

poo in war

holy fuck I'd make so much money on shorting Apple

I need some savvy anon to give me a QRD on $ogi
All i know is the ceo is a jewess named GOLDENBERG and she bought shares. Does it mean it'll go up? Aren't jews good with money?

poo war

Currently it's mainly a media war but watch out they begin fucking India's ports

I wish there was something like spy but without apple in it. Its such a crappy company.

poojeets "refugees" invasion of every other countries on earth imminent

Didn't they already shut down a port?

I don't know both sides reportedly hacking respective sides media accounts supposedly Karachi is closed in Pakistan also India closed its ports and airports for 48 hours

We'll know once the shit settles boss.

I have a question for burgers, does Appleslop have USBC ports or do you still use lightning? A piece of EU regulation shit I approve is making them just use the same port as everyone else

it's USB-C since the iPhone 15

a web search could've given you the answer right away

Nice, you’re welcome this makes things even for the Marshall plan
It’s more fun to ask people

Still a good time to buy Chinese defense stocks since a J10 blew up a Rafale

We swapped to USB-C explicitly because of your regulation. Just a guess, but I think that they ran the numbers on if just following USB-C worldwide is worth ditching their attempt to use lighting elsewhere, and the numbers added up, so they gave up the lightning cable crap.

/smg/ on Anon Babble

/smg/ on 4+4

/smg/ on basedjaks

/smg/ on Anon Babble

now all of them are slow in tandem

Anyway
I was sad because I missed webull despite specifically trying to get in early on that a month ago, then I realized I could have gotten in on MSTU around 50 bucks and it's probably going to 500-600 if bitcoin runs to 180k this year. I was sad that I fucked that trade up back in october and now I fucked it up again. But now I'm too afraid to buy at 95 bucks because it has the tendency to violently crash for months at a time. And I bought MSTY and then didn't get a payout!

odd way to have fun
I usually go outside, kick old people and run away but to each their own

my stocky jumping a full percentage in 5 minutes on no news

hmmm

What the lightening advantage ever was yes it seems better to stick to one manufacturing technique
It’s possible to stack fun such that you can have various fun types simultaneously, I’m outside right now but I leave the old folks alone. Finna check unusual whales and get back to you guys with some elite takes once I’ve finished this smash burger

Why bitch so much over a stupid cell phone charger when you faggots all use different electrical outlets anyway boss?

this is such a retarded take

The new mac I got for work has some weird magnetic port I don't recognize for charging. Has USB-C as well though.

The advantage was monopoly. It was Apple's sole standard that it owned through its MFi program, so it could determine who built the cables and the contract prices for the rights, which made them a lot of money. USB-C is more socialized in comparison.

No no, baggies right

i hereby request that the market dump by like 10% over the weekend, then repump tuesday

Just opened a 565c SPY 0dte

no why don't they set a fucking standard for their electrical outlets before trying to bully apple into changing its charger, I don't think the fucking tariffs are high enough boss.

White House: Trump will not unilaterally bring down tariffs on China

WH Press Leavitt: 80% For China Tariff Is Number Trump 'Threw Out There'

- Says US Needs To See Concessions From China
- Says Trump Committed To 10% Baseline Tariff

I know you only really post ragebait but: I assume you’re a burger from how retarded this question is, but it’s orders of magnitude easier to change the charging system for a personal device, while also being much less convenient. Don’t you think the average Greek would rather have the same charger for their laptop and their phone than have two chargers for each but have them both work in Sweden, you fucking moron?

euro cucks trying to defend their retardation and infringement upon apple's right to make whatever product they want

whatever you say boss

Lightning is slightly thinner I think? The new phone is fatter than the previous generation, it probably mattered even more 10 years ago

go to the rising pint beer festival at rentschler field tomorrow so i can slap you

Bow down

electricity is new my neighpoohood

I get it boss, you'll get used to it

Barely even a thought, teaches me to reply to you for once

Yeah I do think it’s slicker, but not worth the hassle. I guess USBC may not be as good for data transfer somehow

The fact that it's cheaper to just comply with the EU standards is pretty much true for every consumer product no matter who or where you are. Really makes you think right?
Americans should be thankful to Europeans for indirectly protecting their benefits as customers!

I didn't realize the eurocucks were so passionate about their electrical outlets, no wonder they spent pretty much all of recorded history killing each other boss.

shut up SAAR lmfao, TheRedeemer_AKA_PooLoo

you were the one who brought it up and immediately were informed that you're an idiot baggler. now use the euro port like an obedient little slut

thoughts on AMD?

It was time to unite the tribes of /smg/.

Depends on your perspective of the cycle bby

If that were the case, then we'd not have mystery meat here in the US. For luxuries that are imported from other countries, stuff like the EU does impact how things are made for a global market, and I personally am grateful because I know what this soft power can do. It's a real genuine downside for global markets vs local markets, though, because having to make such global-scale concessions doesn't make the line go up.

if it picks up the slack then soxl will hit 70 and

You guys should just force the whole world to all switch to the Danish one. I mean look how cute it is.

and it's pumping again cause whatever

Fuck this jumped from SOXL/SOXS into LABU/LABD. Seems like that moves in a more sensible manner now

it's the natural alliance where the US has the Cruelty Squad shit where you can move if you're a Euro who wants to turn up the difficulty, and rich burgers can retire here where life is good but the economy is trash, and the EU stops the US from putting formaldehyde back into the milk while they throw R&D spaghetti at the wall in Pursuit of Excellence
It is gute, but the bong plug is objectively the best

thoughts on AMD?

They make shit products, but since they have the entirety of reddit and e-celebs trying to sell them to the masses you'll still have a few suckers purchasing their products. But usually people only make the mistake of buying AMD once, so eventually they'll run out of customers.

you guys aren't even in the EU, you don't hold the cards to get this done boss

userbenchmark

kill yourself

Yeah food standards and food security are always handled by the sovereign nations themselves. I meant products like electronics, cars, tangible items and so on.
About those concessions, in some cases it can encourage competition and standardization, like in the case of USB-C cables so overall it can make your life as a consumer more affordable, safe and easier. So your "line" in life goes up, or at least that's the intention!

Why is it pumping? It’s supposed to dump at this hour

let me guess you never get to used their epyc cpus
i literally have 0 hope for their gpu business
its just epyc in datacenter

dont worry its about to dump before market closes like always

pumping

it is puttering around flat on midday nothing volume

Good. I bought puts for tomorrow when the Monday shitshow happens

dont remind me -_-

Userbenchmark

good luck, you'll need it

its pumping again

are we getting more trade deals

Glad I didn’t do anything today. Need more volatility

Why shouldnt i just go all in on GOOGL? Seems criminally undervalued.

zoomers use chat. everything on google front page is ai generated horseshit anyway, if you really want to know something there are better ways (i.e. pubmed for papers, websites of your choice for recipies, wikipedia for surface level info). hardware is absolute designed by committee trash too imo. total GOOGL death

no, wait 1 hour and 30-40 mins

Also Saab this is also possible thanks to a SAAB awacs

youtube is still huge

yeah their search engine is running on inertia for years now

Actually seems like good chance for a straddle, we're moving bigly over the weekend one way or the other yet IV is pretty low.

how tf does the PLAAF have a SAAB AWACS, maybe I need to make a trip back to Anon Babble and see what the gigautists think
that's true

Didn't Trump say he had a big announcement ahead of his trip to the middle east.

FUCK NIGGERS

KANYE DID NOTHING WRONG

Most Internet searches are done by AI now, and Google trying to serve ads through ChatGPT would be an issue. They would have to pay OpenAI, but as an advertiser, why pay Google a premium when you could advertise with OpenAI directly?
Then there is the regulatory risk. Financial news are saying that historical breakups increased total valuation, but if financial news are saying it I tend to think the opposite will happen. IIRC it was in a free article on a usually subscribers-only site...

That was the deal with Bongland I believe

I am financially bored

Dunno, everyone seems to think my AIGPTshit will replace their search engine. I'm not sure how a LLM will help me find the shop I need to buy that inverted-L Big Ass Enter keycap I'm searching for my keyboard's MX Switch, but then so be it I guess.

better being bored then being -99% or how do you see it?

they should make a free version of chat gpt that shills you shit while your using it. Like you could be like, Hey ChatGPT what is the answer to my math homework, and it spits out, before tackling your math homework wouldn't you like a Big Mac from McDonald's? It's bad to study on an empty stomach.

is this good

That wasn't even a big fucking deal, I would say the gulf of arabia thing was a bigger deal boss.

Cm on anon-kuns. Help a nigger out. There are only 90 minutes left to be in or out (or short or long) on this shit. Monday morning they release earnings.
PS: i only got short sell or long buy, no fancy options on my broker

Well no, it got it wrong, I want BigAss, not plain ISO, but your prompt was misleading to poor GPT. You can only find that shit on a very select few stores, and the ones listed are not any of them, bare Aliexpress. And even there, there's like only 1 seller that it won't find. Google can.

It already does shill stuff, but subtly, like "do you want product suggestions for XYZ?"

Dunno, everyone seems to think my AIGPTshit will replace their search engine. I'm not sure how a LLM will help me find the shop I need to buy that inverted-L Big Ass Enter keycap I'm searching for my keyboard's MX Switch, but then so be it I guess.

Amazon's earnings had a ton of money from advertisers and that's just from floating shit to the top of the Amazon app itself. The future is just searching for shit in everyone else's walled gardens directly. Why search Google when you already have a prime subscription? Why search Google for burgers when you can just order off UberEats/GrubHub/the McDonald's app?
Google's direct strength is in their Maps and YouTube at this point, I don't know how they can grow their search market anymore with the slow erosion of the independent web and total app domination.
AMDjeets seething at userbenchmark again, what is it? A day that ends in Y?

you guys talking about ai made me curious what deepseek r1 would say to what would need to happen for tsla to go under 222$ end of next week. black swan was the funniest.

congrats to anyone who had the foresight to purchase TSLA 0dte puts in the past 40 minutes

hey bros i've already coomed 5 times today and starting to feel nauseous.
also stocks

I would laugh my ass off if someone hacked all the Teslas and started making them drive into each other.

So was Trump right yesterday when he said it was a great time to buy it is he just trying to scam me against like he did with his crypto?

I think he expected his coments today to rally the markets today.
I dont expect good news over the weekend but who knows with this guys

I reckon if I could autistmode chat like you I could find it, Chat to my knowledge indexes everything that is Google, and it remembers information about you so that subsequent searches are easier. Anyway, horses for courses as they say

Tariffs hit China

Apple redirects to India

India and Pakistan starts a bitch fight

Apple stock hasn't dumped

I'm sorry? Is having your production in unprofitable and unreliable countries now bullish or something?

He will say something like the china 'riifs are 75% now. But will that make it pump? Nah

Motherfucker I was right with the NET earnings beat but I should've done itm CSP sells instead of degen call plays to gain off that juicy iv premium
Good lesson to learn moving forward

have you said thank you?

Trump's going to hammer out a trade deal with Suadis, we'll buy their oil, in exchange they will buy our iPhones (which will be proudly made in America) boss.

It's Pakistan that has a SAAB AWACS half the reason they outraged the Rafales the radar on j10 is worse but the missles are top tier with a AWACS

Saudis buying American made iphones

Uh Anon they never made iphones in America and it would be easier to sell to Europe then KSA

You know what? Fuck Trump and his tariffs. I'm tired of trying to stick up for the man. If we tried to pack these factories full of americans next thing they'll have some kikes getting them to unionize, and holding us hostage. I'd rather let the chinks try to hold us hostage because at least them we can go in and bomb the fuck out of them, but if our own radical left started holding all the cards, we wouldn't do shit boss.

I'm betting on Google's emerging tech. They're the undisputed leaders in self-driving. Before ChatGPT, they were the leaders in AI as well and I think they will be top 2 or 3 if they aren't already. They're also years ahead of Tesla on robotics. Tesla just get the kudos for it because they are better at memeing it. There's a bunch of other technologies they're leading in like like quantum computing.

Quantum computing

Meme, no use case

Self-driving

Who are they partnered with? Oh that's right. Meme. No use case.

Robotics

Vaporware.

AI

For how far ahead Google supposedly was in AI, it sure seems like they got caught flat footed. Not saying they can't claw back the market here, but they need some heavy rebranding. Gemini had a bad launch and it never really recovered in the minds of the consumer.
I'm still scooping shares because they seem undervalued right now with just their YouTube and Maps dominance, but they really do need to market themselves better at this point.

What are we holding over the weekend bros?

Another day another gold random ass bar code on the daily chart

nothing

Is it worth reading the comments under the discussion forum on the community section of yahoo finance on a particular stock? Seems like it's just bots and cringe but sometimes I wonder if it can be used for anything useful...

How is there no use case for self driving? You can call it a meme all you want, but the use case is obviously there. Also why is partnership with Toyota a problem? They make good cars.

You evil fuckface, you knew I would click on this in public and embarrass myself.

nothing

They own Waymo which runs cabs in several cities

Who's ready for the end of day dump?

how the fuck does ISPY manage a 14% dividend with little NAV depreciation?

Damn it feels good to be a LABD CHAD
I get to keep my bearish position without getting random rugpulls from Trump and his cronies everyday. Fuck SOXL/SOXS, they are scams.

You niggers are meming this so hard i want to buy in just in case you're fudding

It feels morally wrong to short bio-tech. We're basically shorting humanity.

There's been one literally every day this week. They haven't been disastrous, but every day last 10-15 minutes it goes down quite a bit.

Eunji's feet are a treasure of humanity. Be not ashamed.

it's also morally wrong to invest in tesla. no one cares tho.

I know and ive been DCA down on my shorts (some are bleeding bad). But now that it feels many people noticed, I'm scared they'll try to liquidate more bobos.

it ourperforms in crab markets, it will underperform in bull markets

and here it comes

I only buy and never sell so everything

Some hood and gme covered calls + a Google long call

are these coordinated bots to convince me to sell SOXL for a shit biotech ETF that nobody cares about and just splits whenever to wipe your folio out of nowhere
no thanks tranny, SOXL till 60. no i just don't care about your tds and anything you have to say

weekly initial and continuous claims and their averages

zerohedge comment box recommendation of that dailyjobcuts website

unironically

Biotech is behaving less schizo than the market in general, that's all. This week was poised to be bearish yet the market pumped at the dumbest most vague shit. Biotech just crabbed at the end of last week and on this week's monday, then plunged on Tuesday and it is in the process of turning bearish at the moment.

This week was going to be bearish

Your schizophrenic delusions do NOT dictate the market.

What was this week's bullish thesis besides orange man and gay man tweet China 17 times per day

For someone brand new to the stock market, what would be your advice to start getting money quickly?

don't

Despite the fact Bessent could walk away with an actual good deal in place, the resident Alzheimer's patient in charge will fuck everything up like a stupid nigger with china

quickly

uh

0dte SPY options

wait until there's an actual recession and then buy stuff when nobody is talking about it because there are bigger problems

get a better job

Probably true but kinda hasn't worked this decade

another end of day dump

Opening a put 20 minutes before closing is literally free money

Get a better job

we haven't had a real recession, regardless of technical discussions about the biden admin wriggling out of it or not based on 2022 GDP reading disagreements

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getting money quickly

Bet as much as you can on options with short expiration date.

I'd be so curious to read a blogpost or something from people working at the LA/Long beach port complex rn

Prostitution

Well if you don't count that and you don't count lockdowns, oops now you need a 50% drawdown to beat buying at the 2020 peak

Feeling better and better that i bought.

and here it comes

Comes what? It's been crabbing for 30 min doing nothing. I know what you mean by EOD dump, but now anons are shiilling it qs free money retards... this is how you know it's over.
Also none of you faggots gave me advice on ogi and it's 5minutes left....

REDDIT BUUUUUUUUUUY

REDDIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEELL

woah woah woah dont get your hopes up that suddenly retarded nigger will suddenly have common sense

12,000 containers with each containing about $400 of goods means we're going to collect like 7 Million dollars for our tax cuts from this batch alone.

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!
How did it go this week!?!?

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

HOW WAS UR WEEK

another tds plebbit tranny huh
youre a conserva chud now right? since hes finally taxing the rich like no dem has ever done
and you just can't agree that that's good right, you wouldnt wanna support the orange bad man
short tsla again lil bro, im sure it wont wipe your folio for the 23rd time

nothing changed

nada

is this english

Today: -0.44%
This Week: -0.34%
This Month: +0.21%
This Year: -43.38%

Got fucked on something I bought months ago and forgot I had lol. Also tried gambling on UPRO and lost

Looking forward to my ... uhhh, 2 cent tax deduction on that 12,000 container batch

About 10% up, but that's because prev week i was 15% down.... so yea. Still below my ath
And btw, futures still got another 25 minutes to go.

there's no updoots here for you trannoid
try not to 41% yourself

$RUM

wish I didn't see that

+2% day
+6% week

This is Anon Babble

I would try and ignore it

baking

>Charles Gasparino

@CGasparino
BREAKING: GOP sources I spoke to say the Trump "millionaire's tax" does have the real potential to start a GOP civil war. If there was ONE thing Republicans had agreed on since Reagan even in the disruptive age of Trump is that you CANNOT tax the rich to economic growth. It's fundamental and there are good economics to back it up. Recall: George HW Bush reneged on his no new taxes promise, and was defeated. The economy stalled. It's a lesson every Republican-Conservative has been taught ever since, years of conservative economic doctrine would be turned on its head. And to my supply side friends (for which there are too many to name) about the dangers lurking: If you cave on this millionaires tax to a president who really is ideologically neutral on just about everything, there really is no reason to be a supply sider. That's what you will be hearing from the left, MSNBC, CNN etc. AKA: much of what you have been preaching for years was hot air. As for where I am, well, I'm just a simple country reporter. I cover this like a baseball game and we are, as they say, in the fifth inning.

implying it's going to happen

you know what's gonna happen?? you know what??? i'm gonna take a shit!

Yo fellas, question: What counts as a crab day? Like take SP500, is +/- .1 a crab? .2? .5? When does it stop being a crab?

Did everyone do an hero because no EOD dump? 0 replies in 10 minutes is unusual

Boring day

Boring day, nothing of note except the first tariffed shit arriving in ports

shit week.
lost money
market makes no goddamn sense. hoping this is the top.

not him but local cuisine is fun but its also fun to check out other versions of american shit in foreign countries

i've had an italian mcnuggets and a japanese mcnuggets, and honestly both were better than any american mcnugg and thats something you would never know if you didnt try

the nuggets at mcdonald's suck, you couldn't sell those fucking things outside of america, but americans will buy anything boss.

Wtf is going on with oil?

Thanks.

Trade deal expectations/producers cutting output because of low prices. All the high cost producers can't make money in this environment so they turn off the pumps.

Wtf is going on with oil?

P Diddy is cornering the market

OPEC flooding the market and flexing their cartel muscles causing american oil to lose money per barrel

Makes sense.

So would day trading in a Saudi Oil company be profitable right now?