/smg/ - Stock Market General

TDS trannies need to go back.
You do not blend in at all. YWNBARW.

Don't need to be green. Just have to bring her some green. Know what I mean?

SOXL will hit $20 by June

oh ok. i believe you

I like how the reddit tourists are bitching about stock generals when they just started posting in smg 2 weeks ago to cry about markets

He is literally about to start shit with Iran.

miggers lol

he literally just formed a gestapo to crack down on anti-Israel speech

drumpf is ruining trust in america forever and america needs the entire world and the entire world has all the cards and kamala would have fixed all of our problems and made me a milloinaire i hate druuuumfp

tech tariffs status >tech products appear to still be subject to 20% tariffs
usatoday.com/story/money/2025/04/12/apple-iphone-trump-tariff-exemption/83059143007/

this but unironically

I'm putting together a team

Digits, trump passes away, markets green-dildo at 50%+

So between Bessent, Lutnick, and Navarro who is forced to resign first?

trumptards are niggers

your favourite president is the most Zionist president ever

lutnick is by far the dumbest far retard of the trio
but navarro seems the most sidelined
so one of them for sure. if bessent has yet to bail after daily humiliation rituals he's in it for a while yet

Yeah sure I'll denounce some gay text no one outside of rabbis gives a shit about, dumb nigger.

digits and /smg/ plays bagholder bingo.

None. And they will be around for the third term too.

You are a fucking nigger.

Reddit troon thread

Chinese gonna make bank on that exemption. Money will flow now into chinese pockets instead into the ER(efund)S.

x.com/unusual_whales/status/1911625710147452959
looks like i'm holding cash again this week

I believe its going to be Navarro. He's the easiest to remove as he's just the "senior counselor for trade and manufacturing", whereas someone like Bessent is the treasury secretary. Also Musk and Navarro have been feuding already. Navarro definitely seems less front and center compared to the others.

Oh, I thought it was going to be Monday, that sucks if we have to wait even longer to find out what the semiconductor and pharmaceutical tariffs will be.

Navarro was in jail for years for being loyal to trump! let Navarro lead!

I denounce the Talmud and you are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.

this isn't your search bar

source
axios.com/2025/04/14/trump-chip-tariffs-china

Bearish or Bullish for America?

BTFO!

Is it still 145% for china? Makes a huge difference.

open /smg/

its all trump and migger spam

where did all these tourists come from

I don’t know I’ve never had a job and don’t know anything

THE TRADE DEFICIT IS HEALING

I want to see a yearly chart. Is this drop seasonally adjusted?

Wasn't there an increase in March for people anticipating tariffs? So there might be a natural drop.

If you haven't been looking around for it
nitter.poast.org/ryanl_hass/status/1910995029524467748
Tldr chinafags say china's not looking to cuck

dont ask questions, ask for data, or examine sources. just look at numbers and panic

why would china cuck when trump has been doing it all on his lonesome over and over

With the way the futures are looking for tomorrow, my calls are going to be red like the sriracha I put in my tuna sandwiches.

Right before the tariffs hit they were talking about China's potential response on NPR, and they had some audio of a guy who runs a political podcast in China. It was doing the documentary thing where they play the original audio for 3 seconds before the dub over translation starts, so it was just a guy talking in mandarin at light speed very intensely before a voice over goes "As Napoleon said, never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake."

Insider here
Trump is flying to China to beg Xi for a deal

over the next week

not even monday

what a fucking clown show

he'll reveal one number of the tariff percentage each day and we'll have to figure out where the number sits in the total figure

it'll be a game

It's only 20% for China right now as far as I know. Also China has stopped exporting rare earth metals. This applies to all countries.
reuters.com/markets/commodities/chinas-rare-earth-exports-grind-halt-trade-war-controls-bite-2025-04-11/

Because they're damaged by tariffs. But they perceive that America's trade policy is entirely about hurting China and that backing down won't help, according to this guy.

Israel to denuclearize

if they did this then pissarel wouldn't exist after trump leaves office which would be amazing.

as MENA becomes the next ASEAN

one can dream, but the levant will be a shithole until the end of this century

t. arab born in the US

kek enjoy your volatility nvdaiggers

Wasn't there an increase in March for people anticipating tariffs?

Yes

There was no exemption

okay there were exemptions

okay there were no exemptions because they were always exempted

check out these new tariffs

FFS

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

youtu.be/13tnjh3dZw4?si=WBb8gfpetxGW6rbT

checks out

Maybe he should try banning them

I could say the same about him

this SOXL dip might be a generational low
I could get a 5x from this

convince me not to full port SOXL at 9:30am tomorrow

First he said monday

now over the next week

President Trump said Sunday he'll announce tariffs on semiconductor chips "over the next week," though he indicated he could offer flexibility to some companies.

further exemptions

he's doing his damnedest to make pic related reality
god bless bobotrump

its gonna dip harder if trump migger does more tariffs

tariffs are priced in already

he indicated he could offer flexibility to some companies.

Source?

Tariffs are not priced in. The vibes of a possible round of tariffs being enforced loosely for about two weeks and then quickly repealed is priced in.
If they continue longer for that expect shit to hit the fan.

bezos should let him know he can get these next day shipping with Prime

axios.com/2025/04/14/trump-chip-tariffs-china

VIX slowly winding down

overnight market isn't going very crazy

some shit about a treasury liquidity crunch or some autistic bullshit

Wouldnt be surprised if we pump for a day or two desu

It's frustrating to know that most people I talk to are focused on the immediate "now, now, now!" of returning manufacturing to the United States and trying to strongarm world trade. But my question is, who the fuck are we going to sell our products to if that does come to pass? What the fuck are we going to make that's going to make people buy what we have? How are we going to win against the sweatshops in SE Asia? I highly doubt the average American is going to settle for those conditions.

they are priced in desu, why do you think the market and crypto pumps on the slightest good news? hell even with the tariff flip flops bitcoin never dropped below 75k

a lot of people think america is mostly self-sufficient and only really needs canada/mexico for trade, so the answer is the manufacturers in america would sell to the biggest 1st world consumer market, america, and they would have preferential advantage over imports due to trade policies

It's up there with "Trump deliberately started a global trade war to trick china into escalating so he could cut deals with other nations and make it world vs china."

futures

he indicated he could offer flexibility to some companies.

Tariffs for thee, not for me.

Large corporations will do fine.
Small business will be facing tough times.

Nobody is going to buy it, it will be way too expensive. Only the US themselves. Even if other countries lower their tariffs, especially "third world countries".

Americans barely buy products we already make in America. Are we just going to close our borders to all import except raw materials?

its actually crazy that btc didnt just dissolve after liberation day. even on quiet days last week, while tariffs were in place, we saw +3% on SPY. and on pause announcement (everyone knows tariffs still happening, raised on china) it pumped insane. Maybe im just crazy but i feel the upward pressure here.

Ask those people why Trump is antagonising mexico and Canada then.

So we can control them. are you retarded?

its so crazy it might work

thats why I think the worst has passed (hopefully). anytime there's any neutral to slightly good news you see crazy candles. people are ready to dump their money back in

i have a feeling tsmc's numbers will be low
+ no one wants to hold over a long weekend

How's that working for you?

Because they transship from China, import fentanyl, and let illegals in.

why do you think tscm earnings will be low? not saying ur wrong just wondering what youve read.

Earnings is not important. Forecast is.

i saw the reversal right at -20% which was the exact same % drop from the 2018 china trade war. could perhaps be a 'dead cat bounce' but damn this cat is bouncy as fuck.

Their predicted profit earnings this year? or what do you mean? sorry, im retarded.

fell for it again

at least we get to crack down on anti semitism that was what trump was primarily campaigning on and what most people voted him into office to do

i suspect that in a reaction to the deep seek efficiency many investors got antsy and the checks came in slower
its already in a precarious position because of its ties to Taiwan and our aggression towards european parts of that supply chain
not to mention 2T market cap for the pick and shovel company relies on at least *some* gold miners to make a profit which is hard to find right now

treasury liquidity crunch

This is no small matter.

Yes. During ER, they will give forecast for the next year.

pumps on the slightest good news?

Bot traders front running breaking news.

Countries are negotiating (you can read about it in foreign newspapers). Most will reach some kind of agreement. Not sure about the China situation.

read about it in foreign newspapers

Post three sources.

$150 billion

isn't this like 1 week of spending by the federal government

Evens and we are bear. Odds and we soar with Taurus.

rug pulled

Still far more than what Biden and Kamala would have saved us.

checked

they reported something last week and they were high

uhh SOXLsisters...? i don't feel so good

Yet nobody wants to explain it in depth and its short, medium, and long term effects on the market

he thinks we'll save anything after the tax cuts and shit in the republican budget

i'm betting on a surprise black swan
buying puts on open

200 billion is being added to the military budget. So those savings are wiped out, if they even exist to begin with.

Short Term - A lot of market volatility
Med Term - Reduced market confidence, feds might have to step in
Long Term - Depending on what the fix was, might be a economy death spiral or back to business as usual

Trump slapped himself in the face and is desperate to find a way out

The US economy cannot withstand Trump's high tariffs.

Trump must compromise with reality, but he must also take into account his face and prestige, so there will be a lot of pretentious behavior.

top kek
udn.com/news/story/124438/8673178?from=udn-catebreaknews_ch2
translate.google.com/?sl=auto&tl=en&text=https://udn.com/news/cate/2/6638&op=translate

BTC (in theory) is more global market than USA.

It depends if hedge funds start to fold. If that happens look out below.

thats true,
but other markets dumped hard as well..

Okay so you’re saying it’s a big nothing huh? Guess you should go long huh?

If you ask me, institutional investors are down BAD. They’re trying to trick some dumb money into the market for some exit liquidity.

No I just dont know what the fuck a treasury liquidity crunch implies for the broader market you fucking mong, take your meds

Long term is more QE, massive inflation, stock buybacks, functionally zero rates, and crazy valuations as people seek out growth stocks that’ll outpace the 4-5% inflation rate.

Here is the thing, we had a healthy economy. JPow against all odds was going to manage his soft landing. All it would take to go back to that was for the orange monke to stop.

If he really cared he could just write checks to the US Treasury.

Printing more money when there is a liquidity crunch

I have seen this before

Like that other anon says, it’s short-term really really bad. Medium term too. Long-term the Fed steps in and we have a repeat of every other recession where there’s meteoric recovery that’s totally unsustainable till our next “correction”.

The ramifications aren’t even noticeable yet. The vibes are priced in, not the actual policies.

it keeps pumping...

JPow was the fucking idiot who got us into this mess to begin with. The fact that you are praising him means anything else you say should be immediately disregarded.

This you may get a immigration bill or maybe a voting bill

Yeah some anons here aren’t old enough to remember how infuriating with was for Goldman Sachs to be kvetching about “deflation” and running non-stop money printing, meanwhile everything somehow is more expensive across the board.
They can’t wait to do that to us again it seems. We’re all their slaves, after all.

Okay. Explain why it is his fault.

you must be a very unpleasant person

Looks like people just not buying american debnts and it causing a feedback loop with markets

whats it do FOR MMEEEEEEE

think critically or accept faulty information:
securities and investments in general have shit fits
the eternal bear finally gets to make profit on the remaining 200$ in their brokerage account
business gets like harder to do or something?
a lot of buy the dippers get mad when inflation exists in addition to great dip-pressions and wealth destruction

It means assests could get dumped if hedge funds margin calls get of hand while investors money out of the funds.
Hedge funds are leveraged heavy. If the market dumps they lose big. If they lose big enough they are forced to liquidate at a loss. If this were to happen in a large event hedge funds could collapse bring the market down with them.
Look into basis trades. These are the hedge funds ticking time bombs.

So from 2022 to 2025, the market decided that facebook, the dead social media site that's mainly used by nearly dead geriatrics, was actually worth 7 times as much as they thought. Whoda thunk.

Instagram + WhatsApp
do you even do basic research

They already owned those when they started dropping in 2022 retard. What's next, you'll pretend that Occulus products are actually making money?

I denounce the talmud and all forms of judaism, it is a sickness. But the fact that you're such a coping nigger than you can't see Trump is cucked to shitrael is very telling. He's sent billions to isreal already. He's going to do more.

i'm betting on a surprise black swan

or, an orange swan, if you will

I have a hard time seeing how this won't bite the US markets in the ass in 2 months.

So are tariffs on electronics now back on?

This needs to portray insider trading better. You don't know any more than anyone else by researching what the market makers say on social media.

people basing their investments on real world news and data instead of the financial equivalent of astrology

Nature is healing

Feb 2023 was lama 3. They got outflanked by deepmeme and now lama 4 is shit. Doesn't help that doomer lecun is out there throwing a wet blanket on llm hype every chance he gets.

they have 80% gross margins and make a ton of $

Well goodnight anons see you at market open

Bear genocide, bear extermination camps.

5 months since law changed (old law has been abolished by parliament itself)

german IRS online form still uses old system with old law

ES IST EINFACH NUR VORBEI

What did we ever do to you :(

the bear cries out in pain as he shorts you

Imagine believing this

I just wanna make money like you :(
There's nothing stopping you from buying a put or shorting some shares, too! It's fun! :D

I feel like futures always reverse Sunday night into Monday. Whatever happens tomorrow, my conviction is we end the week near SPX 5000 and the decline continues next week.

euro futures are going vertical

JPow against all odds was going to manage his soft landing

nah it was never going to work, inflation never went under 2%

"Blowing out others' lamp will not bring light to oneself."

Trumpsisters, our response? Is this just a desperate way for us to stave off decline?

Is this just a desperate way for us to stave off decline?

Always was

He doesn't have a clue of the levels of based retard we're operating on

But it was trending downwards till someone blew the plane up

But I do know one thing though
Pumps, they come, they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Friday — yo
Maybe we rally one day
Maybe we still might grow
'Til then just fade that rip and blow that fuckin’ VIX ho

How can futes be green lol

delusion
denial
dread

going down a bit

buddy comedy movie where xi talks in chinky riddles the whole time while trump grunts and shits himself

Trumpsisters, our response?

good afternoon friends of the press, YES, YES even the fake news, even you

YOU might hate ME but I still lave ya, yeah, yes I'm like that, you all know that.

I'm a very kind, very generous man. You writing that up fake news?

they never make me look good it's always this or that, never TRUMP GOOD, you know? Very bad. Yeah, pretty bad.

you know who the FAKE NEWS does put in a good light? No? Yeah, you do, the President of CHAYNA, Xi, my good friend, good, good friend, we have spoken each other on a number of occasions, great conversations, yeah, he's a good friend

do you know what he said though?

He said we are BULLYING developing countries with tariffs, absolutely unbelievable, very disrespectful from president Xi.

We're creating OPPORTUNITIES for these people, these people that are STEALING OUR JOBS, isn't that generous folks? You writing that down CNN? They're very fake, very very fake, but you all know that.

one time I got on CNN and they were so disrespectful, so unfair. They're fair to Clinton though, yeah, yes exactly. You know who else they're nice to? Hunter BIDEN. Very corrupt, very bad.

he caused this Ukraine thing you know, with his dad, very incompetent, very bad man, very evil man. WORST ECONOMY EVER, under Biden. Let that sink in, America, worst ever, folks.

that's why we're making AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, yes folks and my good friend Scott Bessent here, your secretary of commerce ladies and gentleman, he does it all for you! Give the man some praise.

it's not an easy job, no, no. I love making deals, but all these world leaders, they're so annoying. They want this, they want that, when they're STEALING from the AMERICAN people. Very bad, yes.

It's not going down until dollar stops dying I guess

No they aren't, the sentiment is the fed will bail out the markets no matter what happens

this likely
it's not stocks going up, it's dollar going down
same for gold, it looks like it's going up for you but it's just crabbing vs JPY

Wall st doesn't care about what actually happens just what they think is going to happen.
Most of the money in the system is fake anyway.

Its kinda true but kinda not.
Everybody was benefitting from the status quo for a long time. America got cheap dogshit plastic and chinks could pretend to be clueless rice farmers while growing their influence. But that specifically made it a threat to america. What Trump is doing shouldve happened ages ago in a less extreme way. But americans were too greedy.

Notice how he says obsessed with hegemony? Almost like he wants America to give it up. I doubt he would be willing to do that if sides were reversed.

Bund yields almost at the same level as before the government spending increase

pussies out and doesn't even say 'america'

he just doesn't understand yet. there can be no cooperation. one must dominate the other. there can be only one.

mfw I realize all the pro miggers are literal jews, indian shill farms and russian bots that want the US to self destruct

Good morning /smg/
How are we doing today

Not a cult btw

Well they are getting their wish.

You are mixed up a bit.
Jews want him to make Israel stronger (and make antisemitism illegal)
Indians want him to let more of them in
Russians want USA to ally with them
Then there are Anons (doomers) that want the USA to self destruct because they hate what it has become.

Lmao ask any russian about america and they'll begin a hour long butthurt rant about how America robbed them in the 90s and how it should be destroyed. They'll also not think about all the oligarchs that stole their country during privatization and who still rule today and send them to die in Ukraine for peanuts. America's allies are not China, North Korea and Russia

trump suggests

Er why is Bobo getting so excited. He's still cucked out. He'll probably ring xi himself during the week. Nothing but crabs and greens ahead boys

migapedesisters, i dont feel so good

8 min 'til T time

I didn't say "why" they want the USA to ally with them, but all the same, they do.

Ah, finally, the market is open.

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

omxs30 up 1,8%

People like you have become so politically radicalized that your own conspiracy theories don't even have any internal logic and consistency anymore. You think Israel wants the US to self destruct? Are you retarded?

Sweden does semiconductors?

AEX up 2,20%

Good times

nice reading comprehension, retard

No, we just go with the flow, if US futures are green we pump

I am just a humble investor (retail) from India. Tell me if US equities will go up now. The news is all so confusing to parse meaning from, doesn't help that it's my third language.

equities up now

Imagine being a jeet and not being Damadoran-pilled

Europoor S&P indexes like CSPX are up BIGLY. The people in the White House talk like babies, you shouldn´t have a problem understanding them.

What did I misunderstand about your post? You literally said that jewish people want the US to self destruct.

source on webm?

That guy is a certified moron. His emphasis on fundamentals is just iteratively deboonked and he gets mogged by anyone who knows about factor investing / quantamentals.

Quantamentals >>> Damodaran boomer investing

Only russians want america to become weaker, the jews dont care since we already do their bidding. Russians on the other hand feel that we're destroying their plans of becoming a regional power since we're sending a few rusted bradleys to stop their peasant zerg rushes

The people in the White House talk like babies, you shouldn´t have a problem understanding them.

Do you understand how incredibly difficult it is to make sense of the USA tariff headlines as a non-native English speaker. I imagine it's terrible even as a native English speaker - but the level of confusing nuance surely means the news isn't like baby talk. It's more like schizophrenic amphetamine addict who lives by a hill station

That was the after hours EU pump from friday. The S&P is currently going down and it opened at -4%.

it's a crab day

Literally everyone on earth hates america except americans

lmao
who the fuck cares about 150 billion when we are spending trillions
wasn't worth his cuts

whoever drew that pussied out big time by not giving him a massive cock

Here in India right after the Ukraine - Russia full scale war started in 2022, we had a bunch of anti-American pro-zigger sentiment. You literally had Indian guys on social media with the "Z" logo watermarked on their pfp. It was some insanely cringe stuff and thats even by Indian standards knowing we're the phull sapport country. Ball lifting is in our blood.

Anyways that was back in 2022 but then anti-American sentiment died down by 23/24. Now in 2025 with Trump in office we were supposed to like him because our incumbents like Trump but the market volatility is making Indian media rag on Trump.

Watching euros slowly drag the Kodachi of carbon neutrality across their collective abdomens and spill their internal spaghetti all over the international stage is extremely cathartic as a burger.

Especially when their 10 largest corps are auto/oil.

High IQ moves yurope!

Here in India

It's so fucking over, /smg/bros

he trusts BRICS News

not abolish, replace -- potentially.

Waiting for banks to report earnings.
I didn't pick up was PNC. I originally sold at $189 back in February. It's at $151 now.

Nothing happened. Apple upped and I missed it but since I missed it, it has not happened so yeah, nothing really happened this weekend.

Damadoran boomer investing

portfolio is up >40% in 3 years

Your loss Rajeet

Sweden only has ikea and a bunch of green industry scam shit

How are we going to win against the sweatshops in SE Asia? I highly doubt the average American is going to settle for those conditions.

Loads of things are done in America under nine sweatshop conditions and sold to Americans at reasonable prices, and it's not like the sweatshops in SE Asia are keeping the price of Nikes down.

How much of the money being saved on labor is actually gettingg passed onto the consumer rather than the shareholder?

Why are we pumping when he shat on the rumours?

cash bros what is the play from here? we buying or holding out until agent orange is done with his chimp out?

What a big beautiful green day, what could possibly ruin this

Burgers genuinely believe this because of Family Guy or some shit

make him shut up definitely already
were is the fucking deep state when you need them
fucking wankers

Y-you are trolling, right? RIGHT?

Totally not a cult.

wall street opens

american meth dealers dump their stock for burger money

SP crashes 3%

Trump wakes up at 2 pm and makes an incoherent tweet

market pumps 2%

FOX runs a story about how Xi almost called

3% pump

before close Trump gives a speech about how beautiful tariffs are

2% dump

why not buy NIFTY saar? it was poomping today

instagram.com/p/DGA_x1Bzv9g/

youtube.com/@VanessaHorabuenaOfficial/videos

EVs are the future anyways. It's retarded to blame EU's directives when it's the automakers' fault for sleeping during the last decade

buying a 0DTE put spread every single day drumpf is in office
rest in gold and cash
simple as

You miggers lie so much it's not even funny anymore.

I’m waiting, bears are too euphoric about imminent financial collapse and are gonna get burned in the next few months.
Anyway Sterling has gained enough value that it’s the best performing leg of my portfolio since lib day

Sterling held to most of its 1.7% gain from last week and stood at $1.3099, while the New Zealand dollar rose to a four-month high of $0.5860

amazing that the golden bullrun started already

yeah but it has no effect on the stock market thats just a casino. might even record pump if us defaults :D

Hold cash turn off social media and news for 3 months and then consider

Why? Why is it fucking green?

The line always always always goes up

Bull facts don't care about your bear feelings

how would that even work when growth stock doesn't go up unless someone buys it? the company gives nothing to the investor of these stocks so it relies fully on someone having extra money after you to buy it higher

nice company you got there sir

Isn't Facebook currently in trouble now because a whistleblower came out saying that they were secretly working with the CCP?

i habe no fucking idea what to do on the market open, will it crab, drop or pump. FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

I've lived to see the American stock market behave like its platonic ideal, a shitcoin. No reason, just vibes. Depending entirely on tweets by a couple retards to pump and to dump.
I'm not sure I would call this "unexpected."

Terminal clown market.

Fakeconomy

its been green nonstop for like a week by now so i have a feeling we wont see and dumps in a long time. the market is extremely desperate to climb up and beyond ath. people literally have trillions of dollars they can't find any better use for than to park them in stocks

tsla put expiring in two days

fuck man

The price of Playstation 5 is raised by 25% in Europe

They do know that'll just make the Switch 2 look a better purchase right?

Is this a bull trap?

i hope, but I don't believe...

It's not unexpected at all and the only reason the market is still alive is because there still is trust in the American economy and Donald showing restraint.
The market is entirely forward sentiment based on expectations of growth in value
Since the 7 companies that account for a third of SP500's market cap are overexposed to the tariff shit and risk a massive increase in costs relative to turnover, which will in turn have a diminishing effect on their earnings-per-share and thus decrease their expected value.
So if 33% - and that is excluding the other 90% of the SP500 somewhat to very impacted by tariffs - goes down, then that automatically weighs down the index.

People still buy the PS5?

What are you shorting, anon?
I lost 50% of my clown portfolio shorting tesla and apple last week.

lost money shorting TSLA

literally how?

I boughted/buyed the bottom.

its the perpetual bear trap. you know "its gone up so much, surely it has to come down soon"

I think i will just buy NVDA and go long, fuck this volatile day-trading

Bessent is doing the best he can in a bad situation.

Chinaman once said ancient proverb

Snuffing another's lamp won't light your own

Why is it always proverbs anons? Why are they like this? Is it to dab on how old their country is or something?

What the fuck ever open up another fortune cookie

This, bessent seems very logical and he worked with soros, he knows his stuff. I theory is that he will try to pump money into indexes one way or the other so boomere arent unhappy with their retirements

he shorts

i'm too kowai to

What do you like about NVDA?

DEEPSTATE BOBOS OUR PORTFOLIOS

we are back

side-lined ass niggas, our response?

I have the rest of my portfolio in boomer rocks, oil and construction companies of emerging markets so I'm not too worried.
Make a cowboy porfolio and be prepared to lose it all. Also remember to set a stop loss to be prepared for the stock going +20% on a tweet.

VIX down bigly

all this means is puts just got much cheaper

yeah tsla puts....

Options in this environment is pure gambling. I mean it was a bit of gambling but now it is 100% pure gambling when an orange monke can tweet out "CHYNA" and your puts/calls crater.

The market obviously is delusional and high on copium right now. Just wait for reality to set in.

So many seething bobos here today. Glorious

We are pumping because dollar is dropping

We are coming for you.

Shocking. Does Nip anime look like that nowadays? Chink anime games look better.

Oh and yes, it's a bull trap.

Euro increased 11,76% in value relative to the dollar YTD

futures

hmm maybe the bears still have a chance

And they said we were too poor for vacation in the US. We just don't want to, simple as.

1.15

Literal 4 year high

Optimistic

I've been buying small call positions. So if the market shoots up you make some money from the calls. If it dumps you buy the dip

Not just a chance, it's guaranteed that the market will go back to depression again if trump doesn't cancel his bullshit. Otherwise no rate cuts, or an emergency cut (which is still bad), shrimple as.

China losing the team fight?

Pretty much

The government supporting domestic industry?
I thought only tariffs did that.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

China is trying to transition into a service-based/consumer economy like the US. These tariffs are a very useful excuse to keep that ball rolling for Xi.