Dear xi, i wrote you but you still ain't callin

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Dear xi, i wrote you but you still ain't callin

dear xi, i wrote you but you still ain't callin

i sent two memos, three threads, and a tariff bombin

i even signed 'em with a sharpie, in my best gold pen

got your embassy address, hope it still gets sent

i read all your speeches, man, i know 'em by heart

even practiced tai chi once, tried to play the part

i ain't mad, i just think it's messed up you ghost me

i praised your panda loan—bro, that was mostly for diplomacy

and what's this? you met with putin? man, for real?

i gave you mar-a-lago steak, that was a premium deal

remember when we walked and talked like world-class kings?

now you won't even ping me back on wechat pings

if i offended you xi, it wasn't meant to be

i just get emotional—strong men show empathy

i feel like we had a bond, like two titans aligned

now you just sign secret pacts and leave me behind

This is honestly pretty good, OP, my head is bobbing, and I'm feeling emotions.

Now prompt it.

kek

this is a banger. if you post this on Anon Babble I’m 100% certain someone will perform the lyrics

lol

the thing about these posts is you cant even tell if there real or AI anymore
back in the olden days you could come across a thread like this and appreciate the human artistry in it. those days are gone. another piece of the old world taken from us without consent.

Same turkish faggot spamming the board and pretending to be chinese.
You think I'm gonna sleep lol that's rich

schizo moment

It's copy paste from pol I posted the hook non a.i. but the original is probably a.i.

Yo, I’m sittin’ in the Oval, pacing like a mogul,
Phone’s on silent but my rage is vocal,
Tariffs tighter than a chokehold — trade war’s local,
Waiting on Xi to speak, like it’s some ancient oracle.

Got tariffs on tech, steel, basedbeans, and semis,
Markets doin’ backflips — I’m stressin’ in ten ties.
Call me The Don, with the art of the stall,
But even kings lose their grip when they wait on a call.

“Where you at, Xi?” — tweetin’ while I tap on the desk,
Sanctions dressed up like a power play flex.
America first, but my patience last,
Like a slow text back — this ain’t happenin’ fast.

I dropped deals like mixtapes, feelin’ the static,
But this silence? More brutal than my Twitter tactics.
Kim called back quicker, Vlad shot a DM,
But Xi got me ghosted — man, what’s with him?

Got tariffs stackin’ like a skyscraper dream,
But without that call, I’m just steam in a meme.
So I’m sittin’ here, comb over like a crown,
Checkin’ every ringtone till this empire drowns.

My plans gone cold I'm wondering why
I tarrifed them at all

The red charts cloud up my windows
And I can't trade at all

And even if I could it'd all be lame
The inflation wipes my gains

It reminds me that the dollars fucked the dollars fucked

My plans gone cold I'm wondering why
I tarrifed them at all

All the red charts cloud my index
And I can't trade at all

And even if I could it'd all be lame
With deflation on the fall

It reminds me that the dollars's dead, it's oh so dead...

This whole thread is filled with the lowest common denominators, kek. Obsessed
voca.ro/1VdTp3brJPLn

Meh, ai is close, but it's still not that good, just like this thread.

i fucking love this board

Xi Jinping is a jerk.

Lels

kek

America first, but my patience last

fire

my bags gone down, I'm wondering why I bought shitcoins at all
the morning pump is fake and gay (gay)
and I can't sell at all
and even if I could it would still be red
put s&p up on my screen
it reminds me that it's not so bad, it's not so bad

lmao

good effort

samefagging this much to laugh at your own joke

fucking pathetic.

uhh trumpistan trumpstans, they're mocking us using stan...

God damn someone get AI to rap this, this one is a banger.

Dear Mr. I'm-Too-Good-to-Fall-for-My-Plans
This'll be the last tarrif I ever send your ass
It's been six days, and still no word—I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two tarrifs, I wrote CHY-NA on 'em perfect

remember when we walked and talked like world-class kings?

now you won't even ping me back on wechat pings

KEK

rhyming ping with ping

Seriously faggot this pathetic attempt at humor and the fact you replied 15x to yourself has to be one of the saddest things I've witnessed here and I saw a pajeet shove a knife up his ass for donos.

Dear Don, I meant to write you sooner, but I just been busy
You said your economy is booming now, how green is she?
Look, I’m really flattered you learned Tai Chi like that,
And here’s an autograph for your son-in-law, I wrote it on a Temu shirt.

I’m sorry I didn’t see you in the WeChat, I must’ve missed you,
Don’t think I did that shit intentionally just to diss you.
But what’s this shit you said about you like panda loans too?
I say that shit just clownin’, dawg, come on—how messed up is you?

You got some issues, Don, I think you need some counselin’
To stop slappin’ tariffs on basedbeans when you feel bouncin’.
And what’s this talk about us meant to be together?
Man, I just asked for fair trade—not forever.

I really think you and your golf course need each other,
Or maybe just chill with that Sharpie-weather cover.
I hope you get this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time
Before you tweet again and tank another supply line.

If you just relaxed a little, I’m glad I inspire you, but Don—
Why you so mad? I thought we agreed back at Mar-a-Lago, son.
I don’t want you flippin’ out and slappin’ more duties,
Actin’ like this is Risk with your economic movies.

I seen that thing on Fox News a couple nights ago, real sick—
Some dude hoardin’ iPhones and now he’s flippin’ bricks.
And in his garage they found a MAGA hat and a Huawei phone too—
Come to think about it… that dude’s name? It was you.

Damn.

Dear President Xi, I wrote you but you still ain't callin’
I left my cell, my golf club, and my Mar-a-Lago ballin’
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not-a got ‘em
There probably was a trade deal or balloon attached at the bottom

Haven't listened to Eminem in ages, but this would go hard as a Ka track, could totally imagine it on Descendants of Cain.

I hope you get this letter, I just hope it reaches you in time

Before you tweet again and tank another supply line.

:F

I just hope it reaches you in time

Before you tweet again and tank another supply line.

this isn't ai

lmao not bad

STOP TALKING BAD ABOUT MY PET POLITICIAN!

top kek

Pathetic attempts at making this shit organic go back to shilling Spic Fuentes you brown faggot.

The image is certainly AI
The words are most likely AI.
The human putting it together is mildly creative to write the prompts.

fuck off migger, also take meds