TOTAL MARKET DEATH edition
US futures open in 2 bongs and 27 bings
Japanese stock market opens in 5 bongs and 27 bings
/bmg/ - BLACK MONDAY GENERAL
IT'S OVER
Nothing
Ever
Happens
I stack silver
I stack gold
Your useless crypto
Is getting old
Crypto runs out of usefulness
I'm only here just to give you a diss
I've been saying for years precious metals are the way
And your zeros and ones are turbo GAY!
US futures
no such thing
Nikkei is going to open with bloodshed. The US stock exchange will open tomorrow and do the same. To say otherwise when the tariffs and trade war is going nowhere and escalating is purely denial
Gold and silver are not immune to the economic fallout we are all currently facing
Thanks for the delayed quote buddy. My advice: stay away. This isn't for you.
They can't go to zero
Crypto can and will
unfortunately cramer agrees, i'm buying calls on monday when SPY only dumps 1%. only redditors think the market is going to keep dumping and they are always wrong.
You're still in the denial phase of grief
You are humiliating yourself on purpose at this point
Why didnt you sell in January?
Gold only dumps like this when the stock market giga dumps, it usually performs well when stocks are sliding more gently.
EUROPEAN UNION AGREES ON FIRST SET OF U.S. TARIFF COUNTERMEASURES
You're still in the denial phase of grief. You're in for one hell of a spiritual awakening. If the tariffs don't go bye-bye and the trade war doesn't come to a full stop, the entire global economy is failing. This isn't a game. This is real life. This is all happening real time.
markets are cooked if btc is anything to go by
You will apologize to her.
Now.
Trump's advisor Peter Navarro:
It was interesting to hear Elon Musk talk about a zero tariff zone with Europe. He doesn’t understand that. And the thing that I think is important about Elon to understand, is he sells cars. That’s what he does.
And not one seller is actually bearish on gold, they're just getting liquid to slurp stock cheapies
Probably quick dump and then bounce after open the will probably bounce til April 9
S
No
He doesn’t understand that.
What does he mean? He doesn't understand Trump doesn't want zero tariff or Europe doesn't want it?
US futures open in 2 bongs
Retard here, is it actually happening boys?
nigger i'm 100% cash right now, aside from shorting the pico top of gold futures. yes, i am short-term bearish. but i think this shit overblown and Trump is doing this to negotiate. you might think you're a genius but I guarantee you Trump and his team know more about business than you do. in fact, i want redditors like you thinking it's ogre and dump the market further so i can scoop
It is Sunday
Yes unless the white house backs down
People who still held value stock on Friday night had 2 days to think about what to do on Monday morning. They got no additional info over the course of the last 48 hours because the baboon is golfing. They've got their sell queued and they're looking to buy again when things get back to normal (Midterm elections at the earliest).
The white house said nothing this weekend
This Sunday
the Israeli stock market dropped 4.7%
The Saudi stock market dropped 6.8%
And Bitcoin dropped 4.6%
Taiwan is restricting short selling
So? A bunch of faggots with no liquidity sold when the market collapsed and we're supposed to believe that means anything?
It doesn't matter. The market is fucked due uncertainty, so whatever Trump does is seen as not something that lasts. It's 4 years of this shit now.
Loaded up on a nice nvda put bros
Just to let you know lads, All the central banks and a load of Countries around the world have been buying Gold for the last 10 years.
Do with that info what you will.
THE WORLD IS ENDING BLACK MONDAY
This is how I know to buy calls. Always inverse Anon Babbleerals.
US futures open on 1 bong and 5 bings
enjoy your IV crush
he's saying musk is nothing but a car salesman who doesn't understand economics or politics. basically a full on rift is forming in the magasphere
high tariffs are something Trump wanted for decades, Musk isn't going to convince him otherwise sadly
The only thing that might save tomorrow is if the selling works itself out overnight.
The market can burn, but identity and infrastructure will be digital requirements. That’s why Worldcoin is on my radar, no matter what day of the week
too late to back down now, it's happening
Nothing ever happens you retard
Tomorrow:
EU countermeasures
Israel tariffs removed as Netanyahu visits
wonder if he's bringing any dirty laundry this time