SNEEDED

SNEEDED

Chart.

That's cool and all, but...price?
Oh, and...chart?

Why does this need to be a simplified representation, and why does it need to be rolled out so incrementally?
Maybe I'm a retard but:

aggregate payment to one chain > convert to LINK on DEX > send LINK to service providers

seems like something Chainlink's engineers could build in a week.

Price.

A lot of people other than Chainlink thought building oracles, bridges, ... was easy and quick, only to find out the hard way.

Fair.
I suppose it it's an automated system you have to be very mindful of fuckery like slippage and MEV and stuff. When millions are passing through this system there's no doubt the MEV boys will be licking their lips. I wonder if it uses CowSwap.

Bitcoin just kamikazi nosedived on this news LOL. Sergey should just sign a transaction with the satoshi wallet so it crashes and burns to zero. I’ll pickup a shitload of Link during the mega dump.

seems like something Chainlink's engineers could build in a week

Are you speaking from the POV of an accomplished engineer or a retard with no experience?

Normies can't read that gibberish. When's the price going up btw?

Normies can't read that gibberish

They can't read the Bitcoin whitepaper either, but here we are.

I'm on Anon Babble, anon. I can barely tie my shoelaces.

When will they let link fly? At the end of the token release schedule or much earlier?

"token very much sneeded saars"
"pls do the sneedful and buy saars"

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Look at bitcoin.

oracles really aren't that difficult, that komodo guy said he could build them over a weekend.
the fact that chainlink is still spinning its wheel after 8 years, with a workforce the size of a small town, is outright embarrassing. what in god's name is going on at this company?

oracles really aren't that difficult

Tell it to Compound, Coinbase, etc.

that komodo guy said he could build them over a weekend

lmao

chainlink is still spinning its wheel after 8 years

Chainlink launched its oracles six years ago, and has been dominating defi for the past five.

This is the LINK/BTC chart as well. Every time LINK dumps from bitcoin it also dumps an equal percentage in sats, effectively making it dump even more

dominating defi

making 500 bucks a day with their flagship product, ccip

dominating

Their actual flagship product nets about 100M per year for node operators.

honey, the only thing getting dominated is linkbaggies

their flagship product being, dumping their token on the baggies

You're thinking of ripple

you're always thinking of ripple

It's the first thing that comes to mind whenever someone mentions "dumping tokens".
Nobody's done more of that in all of crypto than ripple.

king shitcoin's sole purpose is to control link price

is this piece of shit actually going sub $14 again?

based honesty

gotta crush any positive momentum from the Aave thing and the stablecoin bill.

it's the first, and last, thing on your your mind, all day, every day
it lives rent free in your baggie mind

apparently so, I had hopes that we finally bottomed out looks like I was mistaken

Only whenever someone mentions "dumping tokens".
Or "low revenue" kek

decentralized exchange

bullish for UNI

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mommmmy the market doesn't treat my altcoin fair!!1

not an investment thesis

Finding obviously undervalued investments is the only investment thesis there is.

price

When the price goes up, we're all going to be stinking rich, and there's not a whole lot you or your employer can do about it. :)

checked and keked

Price?

Nice. I don't have the energy to combat low IQ fud, it's grates against my soul, you are doing Gods work. Problem is when I come back in a month, you'll be out of energy and the LLMs they're using to post could post 1000x the volume with little extra effort.