What is the most asian thing you've ever done?

I one time was in Hong Kong watching King Kong play Ping Pong with his Ding Dong.

being actually asian

I'm white and I only fuck Asians, they're the only type of girl I get hard over. That's weird right? I don't even like anime and I'm not a tranny so I wasn't groomed into it from weeb culture, I just like asian pussy.
And yes Anon Babble, 96% of the time I have paid for it and I will continue to do so

Well dang, good for you Anon at least you're not black.

Had sex with a white woman.

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Damn you just know he pounds that white bitch till she walks all crooked and shit like a zombie and moaning like one too. I bet she needs at least a week to recover.

Asian pussy is ok. Asian girls are cute, and I've only fucked two, but they're really boring in bed. Plus imagine getting an Asian girl pregnant, I'd feel too guilty bringing a hapa mutt into this world.

Satisfactory is the white man's Factorio
Come home white man

I tried to make homemade wonton soup once, but it didn't taste right.

Get yourself a chubby redhead: she'll do ANYTHING in bed: Anal, creampie, fisting, pegging – you name it.
Redheads in general are natural perverts.

5’7 chink, dad never cared about my feelings growing up, mom yelled at me unless I did exactly what she told me to, I always did what she said even if I was hurting inside. They always liked my older brother more, who had friends who along with him bullied me, and my classmates did the same, and my parents said “just ignore them”. Any time I wanted to hang out with friends my mom yelled at me to be home for dinner and asked what kind of grades they made. I remember one time I risked it and had to make my friends drive me home while I cried on the phone with my yelling mom. I never really made or kept friends after that. I started being mean to my brother and couldn’t explain why, but it was because he helped ruin my life and I couldn’t be mean to my parents even though I also hated them.
Fast forward to crypto I made some money in 2021 and lost it all and now owe 7 figures in federal taxes and 6 figures in state taxes. My mom and dad agreed to house me until I make my money back (lmao) and now I’m sure they regret it.

Asian girls usually have a monkey-ish face
The ones that look pretty have really light skin and soft features (usually achieved via plastic surgery, like Korean girls)

Can confirm. A red head let me fuck her right in the ass after talking to her for 5 minutes and asking if she wanted to come to my place. She told me to stop cuz I was too big which only made me keep going till I came straight in her ass. It was crazy. Easiest lay ever, even easier than third world pussy.

Being racist.

i'm ploud of you son. you docta now.

Took pot shots into the air to deter looters

retard youngster detected

I eat gushers with chopsticks because I don’t like having sticky fingers.

lmao. underrated.

When making small talk with conservative white guys I mention I’m kind of racist and only like Asian women and hate blacks. They start cracking up and agreeing with me. A good ice breaker.

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I once shot an AK while crouching

Did you know that Asian's aren't allowed to be policemen in the United States?

I spent 3 weeks with my Laotian gf earlier this month. I left no less than 3 creampies in her every single day.

sometimes i think about doing math for fun. i never do tho

Sorry to hear that anon. Asian parents don’t care about their kids. They just view them as little workers to exploit.

Supported blackrock for the tek

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I used to play league of legends

watching anime and being a fan of rice, maybe being paranoid about my muskit bags, but anyway the most Asian thing I did was being weeb

dudes I hate chinks so fucking much
how can I profit from this/

East Asians absolutely fucking hate the concept of family. To them having a family is a job and burden just like everything else in life. It's why mental, emotional, and physical abuse are common in East Asian households.

It's also why Confucius heavily emphasized the family as the core social unit, because the bonding over familial connections doesn't not come naturally to East Asians.

I once karate kicked a dog into my frying pan filled with gutter oil.

I did my homework, once.

The one thing that keeps me from moving to Japan right now is that there aren't many trees in the residential neighborhoods.

they're really boring in bed

most women are but bug women especially, it's like you can watch their consciousness disappear

so THAT explains it

I remind whites that theyre Built for BBC

Not a condemnation but a privilege

fucked asian women