/GME/ - Dumb Bobo Edition

GIVE
ME
30

Caroline, post shorts.

CHRIST IS KING

OOOOOO

it’s like they’re trying to roll gme’s pump into extended decimals, but gme is green unto infinity so they cant invent enough integers to stop the price from climbing even if it is one cent at a time

almost 30

oh, here we go!
come on come on come on

I wanna see how badly our resident ‘Chadshill’ is malding this time.

I'm taking a nap
better wake up above 30

The GMEhad has only just begun. Soon the homosexual Hedgie kafirs will be thrown from Ledgies.

SHORT SELLERS FUCKING DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE
SHORT SELLERS GO TO HELL
FUCKING DIE

kino

Ok guys. This is gonna sound like a crazy prediction, but I think we're gonna be green eod.

this is why they were encouraging people to sell at 30

Its going to upcrab past it then explode

What's upcrab?

Ebig.

Proofs?

stock price going up so slowly that it appears to be going sideways.

Snibbedy snap

m.youtube.com/watch?v=WJLd7yI6LTo
I paperhanded a portion of my shares too early it seems, I’m just waiting for the inevitable drive back down before.. the alleged MOASS

Just trust me bro

aaaaaaand theen

Caroline, post weasel tail.

WAGMI and stir the curry slurry of fitness pajeetas with our lingams.

wen MOASS

Nobody asks how is upcrab

okay tell me why GameStop is profitable

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT

I’m not doing that.

30 million volume and no $30 breach lol wall street is fucking huffing copium today

imagine the T+35 FTD data

From the 10-K. It looks like GameStop can't have more than 40% of its balance sheet in investments and holdings (except US Treasuries) without getting mired in red tape.

GameStop needs to end up nested inside a separate holding company. This is probably the unit investment trust they mentioned a few years ago. If they're going to convert shares to units for the holding company they might as well do it on the blockchain.

Sorry, it's the MO'ASS and you WILL be issued a braphog.

well they did it. earnings blew past everybody’s expectations, more volume on a wednesday opening than in an entire week, not a single negative angle on gme, yet it wont pass 30. best day gamestop has had in a year and im financially bored

Thirty hurty?

Based braphog issuer

At this point I just want to see 30 out of sheer blueballs.

we are edging closer to the big thirdygasm.

IV is slowly pushing up. From 67.8% to 76.9%. This stock is going to explode if the massive call wall at 30 goes deep in the money

Maybe he will make his next move soon

bots are back. see you all in a week when GME is back under $25

you are folding too soon. it's not over yet.

Just LARPing

MSTR Starter Kit

Tesla Tier

King Move

X and Saylor want GME to spend $3B on bitcoin

32 million volume in a little more than 2 hours

Maybe people will finally learn that months of dry volume always leads to a volume explosion. Always.

They will have to get it back down below 25 by Friday because of the open interest. Only question is when. If the 30c go in the money they are proper fucked

I would be fucking furious and seriously consider selling my shares. A billion max and that is still way too high.
I don’t actually think GameStop is going to buy any bitcoin though. Sure seems like powerful forces are trying to make them in some way, but in still convinced Cohen has something else up his sleeve. He seems happy to have everyone talking about how he is gonna buy “all the stocks and all the bitcoin”.

RRP is going to be only like $10b today lol

I think he is just poking the hedgies in the eye with this announcement. He's not actually going to buy any at the all time eye. The hedgies may be using BTC as collateral or they may not be, but I think it wouldn't be too hard for them to unwind BTC and pump up another NVIDIA if they really needed to. I would prefer that money is put towards something else or just sit in treasuries.

Newton makes a few good points about this pump. There is no way the shorts would not have expected this eps beat because it’s not like the money in the GameStop treasury is some secret. Also, tied with the current open interest, it would be very dangerous for this thing to keep running. I think we are witnessing a very controlled run to a set price they intend to start shorting back down from until Friday.
It just doesn’t click that they were caught off guard by earnings, and we all know anytime we see this heavy volume it isn’t just retail showing up out of the blue. I think this entire run is meant to be some sort of pressure valve. Like they create and artificial run to a set price they can manage so that they can then set the new downward trend. This prevents a real organic run happening as outsiders can see “oh they beat earnings and pumped but are coming back down now” without learning any more about what is really going on. I’m pretty confident we are below 25 by Friday. I would fucking love to be wrong and for them to lose control, but so far this looks very astrotrufed and controlled

can't even get back over the price it was at 2 months ago on no news

yeah i'll say it
gameshit can't pump

you are folding

folding? like a towel?

I love the idea that it’s a sort of sword of damocles. That if they pull liquidity out of bitcoin to short the stock, he will just buy the low reversing their pressure and compounding their problem. I think this was similar to when he bought bbby calls far OTM (this is a very strange move for an “activist investor” unless it is done with knowledge of a big price move) because he figured out they were pumping bbby as a counterswap to gme. He was basically saying pump it in dare you.

I AM LIQUIDATING MY ENTIRE PORTFOLIO AND GOING ALL IN TO $GME! AGAIN!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cohen said he's going to buy bitcoin

but he's not reeeeally going to do it

we want funko pop sales instead

kys yourself fag

Crypto baggies are about to liquidate their lives for rope

Shut the fuck up Clint

pretty much. i remember way back when it became clear that hedgies are using crypto as a swap, not just for gamestop but the entire derivatives bubble which got pumped up further and further during the biden years. rc had to wait until his pockets were flush with cash and now he can hover over the buy bitcoin button and scare the hedgies and keep them guessing if he buys or not. it adds a new element of uncertainty and chaos to the situation which is of course bullish for gamestop.

Buffet is holding $325 billion in cash. IF buying bitcoin is such a sure-thing, no-brainer move then why isn't he going all in?

Your irrational anger and emotion gives you away. There is zero reason for you to care about any of this unless you are personally effected by it

Word up, but I’m holding until we start falling downwards now anyway

cool it with the antisemitic remarks

i swingchad options and currently have 30 jan 2027 $65 calls
fag

more fake arguments with paragraph faggot

Fuck off

Yes I’m fairly certain this all goes back to Brett Harrison and FTX giving their short buddies a lifeline by tokenizing gme that was “totally backed by real shares in Germany” giving the shorts the ability to use crypto as a gme swap anchor. I think prior to that insane move, they had to use only other stocks.

+14.88%

What did Ken mean by this?

Why not? If buffet buys right now he could buy nearly 5,000,000 bitcoin or 10x what MSTR holds. All the news articles and social media posts say bitcoin is going to $1,000,000 in the next few years. It's a trade of a lifetime, no?

not much, man

It's called we do a little holding.
Now where's my nigger in Christ Jiemi-Anon?
I SAW THAT PENGUIN MEME

buffet is super old and is two coke cans away from death, he won and cant open a PDF.
see what the successors do now the old guard or dying.

Paperhanded everything but 5 shares before earnings in order to swing shit to turn into more shares, how do I not rope. Can I still make it?

hey fag looks like you stopped responding
i hereby accept your concession

Buffet maybe old but bitcoin is boomer tech at this point. Even Trump jump aboard the crypto train. Ryan Cohen is not going to buy bitcoin at this time no matter how much Saylor and his band of cucks scream about it on twitter.

just accept a 20% harcut to your golden tickets and return

Saylor and his band of cucks scream about it on twitter.

Cohen immediately takes action towards buying bitcoin

are... are baggies retarded?

Is a 14% price rise a regular thing for a company that just beat EPS expectations for 275%, has 0 debt, large short % and massive amount of money?

you can only choose one

A. 1929 style market crash
B. Super cycle to $1,000,000.

bitcoin is boomer tech but buffet is victorian.

I don't care, just pay me. Pay me, or all the edomites are removed the earth. Either one I am happy with.

Really gets the noggin joggin and activates the almonds

How are you such an attention whore? Honestly the anons calling you a woman are looking more and more spot on. Also, I’ll leave the threads for an hour to get something done, and you start sperging about not being immediately engaged, which means you are in these threads for the whole day without interruption. That’s pretty strange

Victory always tastes sweetest when clutched from the jaws of defeatists.

large short %

proof?
i'll wait

pump up NVDA

You misspelled HKD, fren.

doesn't respond to the post

just an unrelated seethe

kek
your concession remains accepted

SOXL

lel. Also NF is very quiet rn fr fr

Caroline, post short position.

*jews

You know that's reich.

that's one gassed up ego.

This is the post you want me to reply to?
I personally don’t think he is in any hurry to buy bitcoin unless they absolutely rugpull it first.

funko pop sales

Why is there this continue wailing about how GameStop isn’t making money on what they are supposed to make money on? It’s this sort of “well our bear thesis about funko pops and video games was right, so it wouldn’t be fair if the company were to make 130 million dollars off of interest on their cash alone. It wasn’t fair that cohen sold us all those shares we needed, and that money shouldn’t count”

Next earnings it suppose to be -0.10

I'm sure they'll be right this time. They are just so good at estimating.

Estimated Target price has been wrong for 4 years.

Ignore that too, right yids?

oh Caroliiiiiine

That's it exactly.

shorts use the government to suppress GameStop's digital pivot

RC sells into the infinite well of shorts and uses the money to buy Treasuries

shorts use BTC as collateral against GME

RC opens GME up to buy BTC

They're malding over being outmaneuvered.

Buying during a bullrun and immediately selling when it peaks would be fine once. If it becomes a normal occerence it will just be pure gambling addiction.

* Buffet famously doesn't invest in stuff he doesn't understand, and a 90 year old nontechnical guy isn't getting what a Blockchain actually is.
* He's wealthy enough where he has a vested interest in maintaining the current social order. Propping up Bitcoin and somehow risking crashing the dollar and upending things politically could put his entire life fortune at some risk.
* He's old enough to the point that he probably doesn't care that much about making long-term plays. Even if he knew with 100% certainty that Crypto would win out and Linkies were Stinkies and all of that jazz, his odds of living long enough to see that are remote.
* He has a reasonable investment plan (the economy is going to hit the shitter and sitting on a big pile of cash is going to be amazing for that) so he doesn't need to do anything else. Even if he can hit on a 10x with Bitcoin, he can probably do the same with his current strategy.
* While Bitcoin seems like a solid bet to generally go up long-term, it is prone to big swings and he does have shareholders to keep happy.

RC says he's buying BTC. Hedgies get ready to dump it. RC actually bought puts.

Caroline (Caroline), see, Caroline
All the guys would say she's mighty fine (mighty fine)
But mighty fine only got you somewhere half the time
And the other half either got you
Cussed out or comin' up short
Yeah, now dig this, now even though (even though)
You'd need a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it took to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down to Mars girls, haha, yeah
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank, but
Lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like doo-doo-ooh
Yeah, roses really smell like doo-doo-ooh
I know you'd like to think your shit don't stank, but
Lean a little bit closer, see
Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh
Yeah, roses really smell like boo-boo-ooh

don’t cry at me for the ID hop while i phonefag just to BTFO you
imagine baggots posting numbers like this
never happens
you’ve just been Chadshilled
sasuga

I really like how close together her eyes are.

hehe nice. Caroline is probably kicking her beanbag right now.

inb4 everyone itt ignores

sasuga'd

ok Caroline. post feet then.

gets absolutely BTFO

"uhhhh fuck what do we do"

"i don't know, act like a retard?"

kek

cute

notice how i am literally the only person itt who will nut up and post my positions
redditors need to go the fuck back

It's absolutely crabbening

aw beat me to it
also fucking lol at the fact that i nearly caught up to your half-decade gains in less than a week

Would you mind another dilution?

hello ryan

We're not even higher than we were in January.
As stated by someone else, this looks like a contrived run-up for another 43 day cycle of downward crab. This is probably our fate in the absence of a major news drop. It may defy fundamental logic but the hedgies have no other choice.

Nobody cares that Ryan said they can't into holding company, huh?

Seems like you picked a winning stock

stock

you mean contract
the stock is extremely gay

do we really have a choice ryan? just do what you must. i don't feel pain anymore.

If we close above $30 I will suck every dick in this thread

I’m liquidating £6k of S&P500 again

pair it with a tiny BTC dividend or just the news that youre "looking into a BTC dividend" even if it turns out to difficult

a thousand weasels cried in pain

It's bold of you to assume what the greatest investor of all time and the people around him do or do not understand about bitcoin and the blockchain. A 10% investment would put him on par with MSTR.

doesn't care that much about making long-term plays

While Bitcoin seems like a solid bet to generally go up long-term, it is prone to big swings

Buffet is famous for holding stocks long term and has held stocks longer than any bitcoin tranny in existence.

1 billion shares float coming soon

noooooo he wouldn't do that to us

he just asked for an authorization for 1 billion but he won't do it

he just filed to sell bbby but he won't doomp it

he just announced he can buy bitcoin but he won't buy it

lol
lmao even

Why would I listen to someone names Bob Feces?

at this point ryan is just using baggots as his personal piggy bank to catch up for being too much of a faggot to believe in BTC when it wasn't at 80 fucking thousand dollars

this is like all those tech fag wannabes who got blown the fuck out trying to run their gay social media businesses instead of just stacking bitty like the winklevoss chads

He made Graduation. What the fuck?

It’s hilarious how emotional you are about all of this. If you aren’t actually a woman, I bet you suck a lot of cocks. Only a woman could be so oblivious to how over the top their histrionics come off. Who is your fucking audience? You aren’t a main character.

it's Caroline. she's seething that she has been found out.

Crazy bitch (x7)
(Bitch) Crazy bitch
(Stupid-ass bitch) Crazy bitch
(Old punk-ass bitch) Crazy bitch
(Old dumb-ass bitch) Crazy bitch
(A bitch's bitch) Crazy bitch
(Just a bitch) Crazy bitch
(Stupid-ass bitch) Crazy bitch
(Old punk-ass bitch) Crazy bitch
(Old dumb-ass bitch) Crazy bitch
(A bitch's bitch) Crazy bitch
(Just a bitch)

It’s our own resident ‘Chadshill’ aka Caroline. I kinda wished I’d saved that wrinkly old weasel claw that got posted back in 2022 with her details on it, but it slipped my mind. She’s in *every single thread* poor baiting people and trying to rage bait. She’s also in jail right now kek I guess she has to get her kicks somehow

that's fair. he is still the voice of a generation and a lyrical genius. i forgive ye.

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

WALL STREET CANT HANDLE GME PAST 30 THEYRE GONNA FTD TENS OF MILLIONS LMAOOOO

Wednesday RRP: 241.371B, 48P 5.028B per (roughly)

"You aren’t a main character."

literal entire thread dedicated to discussing ME on post-earnings day when the stock is up 16%

lol
lmao even

I can't wait to bankrupt israel

as long as the stock is not crashing though 30 there is nothing else to do. Caroline, how is prison? are you just sitting in your cell and posting on Anon Babble all day until July 2026?

July 2026

Until her GME Trial, then that shits getting extended.

see I actually am the main character

My bitchdar is off the scale here
Post tits

Can anyone explain why IV didn't move at all despite the price jumping >10%?

Caroline, (Caroline), see
She's the reason for the word 'bitch' (bitch)
I hope she's speedin' on the way to the club
Tryna hurry up to get to a baller or singer or somebody like that
And try to put on her makeup in the mirror and crash, crash
Crash into a ditch (Just playin')
She needs a golden calculator to divide (to divide)
The time it takes to look inside and realize
That real guys go for real down to Mars girls, yeah
m.youtube.com/watch?v=gWju37TZfo0&pp=ygUNb3V0a2FzdCByb3Nlcw==

WHAT YOU PIMPLE FACED VIRGIN NIGGERS ARE DOING IS WRONG

SELL OR DONATE YOUR SHARES TO THE RED CROSS. FINAL WARNING

Kek hedgies.

Can't wait to take all your money

Just sold. Can’t do this anymore

inject yourself into the scene

wow I’m in the shot!

Brilliant
Paper hands need to die

Thank you

fitting

Chicanery

Because it was a managed and controlled fake pump. Most of it happened ah and pm, and then when the bell rang they killed the IV. They are in complete control of the price until something substantial causes public awareness again. A good earnings report is not the catalyst but it’s one more little hole in the dam

How did you do it? I tried to, but it wouldn't let me

Thank you, Mister Rollercoaster Tycoon, now we can be best friends.

everyone in /gme/ replying to me to tell me i'm not the main character of /gme/

lol
lmao

I might be dead wrong, but a small response:

It's bold of you to assume what the greatest investor of all time and the people around him do or do not understand about bitcoin and the blockchain.

Anything is possible and you might be completely right, but he's stated in interviews that he doesn't like investing in stuff he doesn't understand. And a good understanding of a blockchain might be beyond a 94 year old that's not highly technical.

Buffet is famous for holding stocks long term and has held stocks longer than any bitcoin tranny in existence.

True, but long-term might mean something different to a 44 year old Warren Buffet than a 94 year old version.

yesterday i was thinking about a Pinning the Weasel video game

sold as well, at 29.50. will rope if this roundtrips my cost basis. of course, i have another stack at another broker which will remain untouched.

saved

The main character of /gme/ is Jesus Christ who anointed us to WAGMI

Clint, do you drive a cybertruck?

he doesn't even have a house anymore after kennoid hurricane'd it

GME
Silver
Iraqi Dinar

If we’re talking character levels Weasel fingers is that chimpy sub boss that talks mad shit the whole chapter then gets absolutely bodied, talks mad shit like ‘I’ve already won’ or some garbage cope and then dies. The day she stops she’ll only be remembered as a cautionary tale, a ‘gone too far’ type of thing that blurs the lines between fiction and reality.

That's not how it works and you need to leave.

checked the tar baby.

Ehh care to elaborate mr organic lurker (1)?

dump bobo up sky sky god candle galaxis

True, but long-term might mean something different to a 44 year old Warren Buffet than a 94 year old version.

true, but also his legacy and he will pass the torch eventually to someone younger, someone likely in his circle already. The whole reason why I bring it up is that it's become increasingly that Buffet is waiting for *something* and it's also interesting that RC has challenged him to a thumb war, if you remember. There has to be something more to it other than him being an old fart. Ryan had an opportunity to buy bitcoin at almost half the price it is today, and it was speculated him did around the time of elections when Trump and the future looked bright for crypto. Ryan tweeted "yolo" and promptly deleted. Fast forward 6 months later there are not bitcoin on the books. He is not going to buy near ATH like that bitcoin gongoup haha retard Saylor.

also

kek at picrel, I saved it at some point in the last 4 years

No

Ryan is quietly screaming inside my head that GME is going to end up in a unit investment trust on the blockchain. GME isn't the holding company but when it moves we are allllllll gonna make it.

youtube.com/watch?v=TM1dyTxs9dQ

Apparently this is the QRD on currently released files

JFK fires CIA Director Allan Dulles.

The CIA removes JFK.

Allen Dulles chosen for Warren Commission.

The Warren Commission absolves the CIA.

Nixon knows the CIA removed JFK.

VP Agnew removed on BS tax charge.

Ford installed as VP

4 of the 5 Watergate burglars work for the CIA.

The CIA frames Nixon for Watergate.

Ford is chosen as Nixon's replacement.

Ford was on the Warren Commission.

Ford became VP and Pres without being elected to either.

Based and QRD pilled

PS: Mostly mossad "work" for the CIA.

Crazy how all of this happened in 2016 again
spyed on redacted's campaign
tried to impeach him several times
tried to make harris pres without being elected
Same playbook

bullish for gamestop.

Caroline, are you doing ok?

Can't wait to find out that the existence of the CIA is proof that the CSA won.

Annoying.

Thread celebrating GameStops logo and Ryan Cohen the CEO is here:
Also is it common for brick and mortar video game & funko pop retailers to provide $250,000+ (annualy) security details for their CEOs?
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1jjzjmg/rceo_has_security_now/

Mossad work for CIA

Lol on paper I guess

she might be crying or might have to line up in the prison cafeteria for lunch slop.

NEW RECORD - 2 weeks

Let's see if you guys can crack 4.

he didn't use the gay little template he demands the baker to use

weird

Work truck is an F250 superduty
My truck is a 21 Tundra
The wife just got her 25 Kia Telluride a couple months ago

Call me schizophrenic, but didn’t this thread splitting shit staying up for weeks at a time happen in 2021 as well?

IIUC IV is a function of option state, which should be responding to the price movement (manipulated or not).

Usually drop off after few days and get refreshed, their last one hit bump limit after 14 days, I mean sure 270 posts of it was shill posting, but still, pretty impressive.

options

Explains why I don’t know shit about it then
Just trying to get a sense of where we at on the MOASS-o-meter. I’m pretty sure shill threads staying up for two weeks and hitting bump limit was 2021 as well

there's actually nothing that says GameStop has already bought bitcoin, or will buy it, or even when.
it actually literally says

IF

and

approved to (along with other blockchain assets)

naturally, btc maxis, "news" outlets, and talking heads have instantly jumped to conclusions and cannot be reasoned with

Zzzz

I am buying 250 more tomorrow.

I'm warming up to these dune folks

oh, kenneth is done playing games. here comes the obligatory push down.

they did the thing again, they shorted

So it was a nothing burger this whole time? Explains how shills were so desperately pushing it. Absolutely curious.
Trying to work out who is worse, Bill Gates or Kenneth

43 million volume

oh, that puts things into perspective

They actually started saying GameStop had purchased bitcoin even before this earnings announcement. I think one place even had a percentage of cash invested in btc listed. None of it real.
All this and the seething from “big names” who have never given a single fuck if I lose all my money has me thinking they are fearful of this announcement by GameStop. I’m convinced it’s not the buying of BTC but the approval to buy it. They all know they aren’t going to buy it, but now they can’t crater it into the earth for reasons, or GameStop will buy it
It sure seems like a Kansas City shuffle.
Seeing schiff and gasperino kvetching about GameStop and what they do with their 5 billion dollars is hilarious. So many people who told me I should forget GameStop seem to have forgotten their own advice

Based

It attaches the shorts' nipples to car batteries. If they dump BTC -or- GME, RC buys a dip.

what's up with that sudden 600k red volume candle? what does this mean?

someone here solded

Makes sense, only retail has that kinda swing

youtube.com/watch?v=3w-2gUSus34

Massive earnings beat

Commensurate rise in price

Price beat back down to where it was in the same day

Positive circumstances haven't changed

No one questions this

I have a right to be ANNOYED.

I absolutely loathe bitcoin maxis they're like the Jehovah's Witnesses of the investing world. Literal ponzi scheme. I don't care what Ryan does as long as it makes me money, but I'm so sick of hearing about bitcoin and crypto.

youtube.com/watch?v=r-TkjEdB1kE

going by # of shares traded rather than $ amount of shares traded

i hate redditors so much it's unreal
i just personally traded 400 billion shares of bbbyq
things that make you go hmmm

In a note released Wednesday, Wedbush raised its GameStop price target to $11.50 from $10, citing the company's operating profit and its "substantial" cash hoard.

"We admire management's resolve to run the business efficiently, and based upon the results for the quarter, are more confident than we have been in the past that GameStop can achieve breakeven results for the foreseeable future," Wedbush analyst Michael Pachter wrote.

"While it is arguable that the [fourth-quarter] results are not sustainable, we did not expect GameStop to even approach operating breakeven ever again. We were wrong, and it is clear that the company's operations have some value, albeit not as great as its share price suggests."

While Wedbush struck a much less bearish tone than in previous notes, it maintained its underperform rating for the stock.

good. gamestop is a fantastic buy for fundamental and technical reasons, regardless of btc

yes its really odd isn't it?

im not saying they AREN'T going to buy BTC. (i personally hope they don't, there are better cryptos and M&A targets their money can go to, or just reinvestment into a transformation).
but if they do decide to buy some btc, i hope its not at the (local, or all-time?) top like King Gambler Faggot Saylor has been doing.
if buffet is stocking up cash and ryan said he's doing a thumb war, my money is ryan is expecting a better buy point in the future and wants to be ready to do w/e purchase or M&A he wants instantly, without delay.

ah, yes, the mighty retail trader swings his enormous cock around and the dominos fall. i see now. 100% not related to citadel so much is for sure.

GME exists. BBBYQ does not.

daily reminder that as recently as yesterday everyone itt was kekking crypto"baggies"
every single baggot in here needs to kneel, rope, and go back, in that order
thanks

everyone itt was kekking crypto"baggies

no, that was just Clint.

Except I’m still green, you bought BTC at 100k+ and you’re never getting your FTX, binance or bittrex money back. I’m green you’re red

We are not the same. Kill yourself, faggot.

RYAN DO SOMETHING!! ANYTHING!!

We didnt forget you buying BTC clit
We also didnt forget you half porting clit coin (MAXN)
You are in no position to kek anyone - especially as a fat fuck

rc only posts photos with people he intends to financially rape

kek dumbfuck crypto baggie

no, that was just Clint.

fag

now I’m just going to make up headcanon for (Yous)

Anyone ITT can check the archives and see, and the only time you’re ever mentioned ITT is when your hystrionic posts resurface you demented weasel faced gremlin

please consider the following:

Buying BTC only lines the bags of the big boys/people already invested that’s why they’re pushing so hard for it

Caroline, you are back. how was lunch? did you eat spaghetti with tomato sauce and some juice?

26pbtid dedicated to me

kek

DFV, if you are out there... Send us a meme

Did Sam sew your vagina closed to only allow you one pinning hole? Asking for a friend

Caroline really turns me on. I dunno if the beady eyes and rodent like stature or her incredible disloyalty, but I just want to plant my seed in her womb.

a new poster appears

I think you should probably lay off the corn starches anon.. look for a weasel with a good heart that isn’t a jailbird shitposting everyday from a jail cell on a burner phone, I’m sure they exist

daily reminder that this makes baggots seethe

Would be like Brundlefly meets a ratta mate, science can only go so far

rc only posts photos with people he intends to financially rape

kek

Is this why he always pulls that smug ‘have you heard of the high elves’ face? Kek

A weasel with a good heart.

I'll try anon but the flesh is weak.

smiling

nervous face

Oh yeah, he got pinned alright

rc only posts photos with people he intends to financially rape

RIP Trump. Unless you’re one of those downies that thinks that pic was AI.

Find some short stacks maybe and work your way from there, best of luck with it and don’t let yourself get pinned!

i think it's the weasel-esque anthropomorphism. the vision of her hiding in between sweaty bean bags wiggling her nose like a rabbit eager in anticipation of the daily pinning.

43 day cycle?

Endgame lads, next shareholders meeting further guidance will be delivered breaking the loop.

I think it’s important to remember that Ryan genuinely wants to build a business like he did with chewy. Profitable. Delighting customers. Creating a dedicated consumer base. And everyone has been fucking with him since day one. He doesn’t want to buy fucking bitcoin. He wants to use that money to turn GameStop into a powerhouse but they keep fucking with him and his plans (his balloons). He had a big plan for breaking into web 3 and nft and they had to reclassify nft as securities just to stop him from winning. They hide the short interest and use convoluted swap cycles so the public can’t even see that they’ve all decided GameStop no longer gets to exist and its share price is whatever they say it is. So when they have to have random 200 million share weeks, he sees it coming and sells stock into it. He now knows they were prob planning to crash bitcoin to somehow use against the company and he does this. Now if they crash btc in some weird swap to suppress GameStop, he just buys the fucking bottom. If they push the stock down using swaps with other stocks, he just buys the shares back at the bottom. He has neutered any future manipulations against the company and it’s all just because he wants to be left the fuck alone to turn GameStop into whatever he saw in it in the first place. It’s taken four years to get to the place where he gets to fucking start. I think something has really changed. I think this earnings will be looked back on as the moment when the shorts finally gave up, even if it takes a little while to set in.

i agree. btc is (and has been) owned and controlled by whales for years and years by this point..
i think the hedge funds hope ryan buys BTC because its not crash proof like cash. btc maxis make the incorrect and dangerous assumption that btc is "like gold" and would PUMP on a market crash.
lol, btc has been following the NASDAQ/SP500 for its ENTIRE EXISTENCE. it hasn't even been around for a full business cycle.

So is Ryan on trumps team or not? Why do downies refuse to answer this?

further guidance will be delivered

further guidance

further

just fucking lol

This news about gamestop and btc is really getting around everywhere

guys im really excited for our first friendly guidance

Further sentencing for you weasel. I look forward to our court ordered conjugal visits

i look forward to the foreword guidance

Based and Kansas City shuffle pilled, but the real question is now - how long we gonna continue to crab (downwards) this week, and when will we see the explosive repeat of 202X that people are still dying to see?

ready for some forecast guidance from reynold coning

anyone know what they talking about?

x.com/brc20niubi/status/1904920680896094337

Buffet is also quoted saying he thought it was a scam and wouldnt last.

Chinese Saudi Arab

Nani? This is a glitch in the fucking matrix surely

who else is looking forward to rein köhn's first führer guidance in half a decade

A lot of signs seem to point to mid April for another buying spree by the hedge funds and prime brokers that “are totally not naked short on GameStop”.

based

I have never seen Caroline so frantic. what was FTX hiding?

My sources (Jej) say the same as well, it’s an April burst. I think we best start lining up the shots of tequila between the cleavage and ass cleavage of women with huge ASSets in preparation of MOASS

getting dogged on

doesn't like it

kek
try not being a retard next time fag

The downward trends tend to last roughy 43 trading days. They are intended to be long, drawn out and grueling and sort of deprive you of the excitement of upward volatility. In this instance, they may be resetting the price higher so they have the breathing room to drop the price again for an extended period of time. You can watch Richard Newton videos for more context as his charts show the triangles that often reset once suspected swaps need to be reloaded.

boBFeCr7

34 posts and rising

Please tell me this nigger is just a paid shill, because nobody would be that retarded to spend this much time arguing about GameStop

RC is using bitcoin to perform distributions on TZero to shareholders of BBBY when its restructured using BTC as the backing coin, GME of course will also be included as there will be many restructurings when the legal delays are finally cast aside.

en.bitcoin.it/wiki/Common_Vulnerabilities_and_Exposures

BTC in its current form will never be a major backbone of finance, or used as a currency whatsoever, unless the people controlling it want it to happen, which then completely runs counter to the idea of crypto currency. Internet backbone infrastructure is controlled by a small number of super conglomerates, this alone would be sufficient to disrupt crypto currency networks, although it would be loud and messy, they could easily blame anonymous or something.

The best theory is the TZero distributions using BTC somehow, I hope cohen isn't going to dogpile tons of funds into a "decentralized" currency, saylor should be bright enough to understand the same so I wonder whats up.

welcome to /gme/ newfag
enjoy your pre-rope stay

Spamming but refuses to acknowledge ryan is on trumps team and Pulte is in the trump admin. I wonder what that’s all about…

It's just Caroline Ellison, she normally goes around 8pm Connecticut time. Have fun with her, she sure as shit can't fight back.

Based and Richard Newton pilled
It’s caralwaysonline m8

Final 30 minutes

ryan is on trumps team

which position is that again?
kek

Does today have any juicy candles left? Can we touch 30?

Checked I'd love to have fun with her. In maze covered with oil.

A revealing answer from the weasel. Thank you.

Shut the fuck up about bbby. You lost your money. It has nothing to do with GameStop. It’s never coming back.
Is this Keith?

gme will of course be included

There is no other play. It’s always been GameStop. Just GameStop. The ONE stock with idiosyncratic risk which has completely a successful turnaround and has billions of runway.
Literally everything else ever mentioned in these threads, or on Reddit, or fucking twitter or YouTube, that isn’t EXPRESSLY about GameStop, its board, or its stock has been one giant flailing embarrassing attempt to dig out of an impossible hole by trying to equate something they have ZERO control over (GameStop, its board, its stock, its investors) to things they have complete control over (AMC, LRC, IMX, BBBY, BBBYQ, BTC) so that they can try to wrestle some kind of control back in an absolutely hopeless situation (for them).
Literally any topic besides GameStop, its board, its stock, or DFV has absolutely fuck all to do with this situation and is the desperate and failed attempt by archaic institutions to claw their way back out of hell.
They have agents everywhere. Every single place the company and stock is discussed is manipulated and controlled. They introduce “celebrities” to guide your choices (rensole, Dave Lauer, platinum sparkles, treytrades, tarabull, pickle, trades with Bruce, pulte, Icahn, Keith, Clint, fucking Penis Seeds kek) but no matter how much they struggle the squeeze just gets tighter. GameStop investment is logical bedrock. Drs is logical bedrock. Buying and holding is logical bedrock, and nothing they’ve tried to do to detract from this, distract from this, compare to this, equate to this, fuck with this, has EVER had the ring of truth that the GameStop thesis does. It’s all fake. Manufactured. Brought to you by the corrupt fucks that have no way out and are about to lose everything. Distractions on top of distractions because they have no strategy to fix this

Probably not, as long as retail holders continue to sell ahead of Ryan Cohen's dilution announcement.

ur screwed hedgie

Are the Apes Selling $GME to buy $TSLA?

yet another concession

accepted

Translation

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

it’s important to remember that Ryan genuinely wants to build a business like he did with chewy

your seething will be legendary

Would either holders or rc be wrong to sell?

opposite

This thread got very gay around the time that faggot made the split thread.

Say, you don't think they're going to keep gaying up the thread and try to steal the bake do you?

Based pro GameStop poster

Probably.

Say, you don't think they're going to keep gaying up the thread and try to steal the bake do you?

That’s exactly what shills do lad

Threaded.

it begins

Captcha: VGAYM
(Very Gay Man)

you're a huge faggot
captcha: you're a huge faggot
(you're a huge faggot)

Can’t see what you said because you’re filtered

t.Caroline

Oh no the weasel is attacking me!

Back in the 1800's use to pin you weirdos down and rape them to cure insanity. Just saying, maybe Sam was onto something.

He's going through his own cure right now.

WAGMI

for what its worth GME degens, I'm a Bitcoin Maxi that never posts here.

But i just read the entire thread and can tell, things are going to get retarded.

They will prob start walking the price down in ah. We will for sure be under 25 for options expiry Friday. This has all been completely controlled, but I cannot wait for the next fucking move that isn’t

bitcoin maxi

The money to buy our shares is gonna have to come from somewhere…

Where is Brett Harrison is the real question

guys?

KEK
BAGGOTS

RCEO is diluting again, isnt he?

Casual $3 doom candle on the 1 minute chart with 250k volume after hours, no big deal

instantly dumps in AH

nobody is heckin selling!!!

lol
lmao

See above three posts. We’ve seen this before. Fake earnings pump to sell calls to idiots who didn’t already have them. Max pain by Friday. Absurd inexplicable high volume pump with high IV to follow in about two weeks.

OHHHH IM DILOOOOOOTING

YOU FUCKING CALLED IT BEFORE IT HAPPENED AAAAAAAAAA good thing I intended to swap a few today desu lol

holy shit ryan actually just fucking nuked shareholders…

investor.gamestop.com/news-releases/news-details/2025/GameStop-Announces-Proposed-Private-Offering-of1-3-Billion-of-Convertible-Senior-Notes/default.aspx

You're going for another 2 weeks of being an absolute loser faggot?

this isnt dilution
this is them getting their piece of the cake when shtf
2 more weeks
bullish

I voted for this (and that's a good thing)

ryan literally trying to pull a microstrategy

spoiler: current shareholders get fucked by this

GameStop Corp. (NYSE: GME) (“GameStop”) today announced that it intends to offer, subject to market conditions and other factors, $1.3 billion aggregate principal amount of 0.00% Convertible Senior Notes due 2030 (the “notes”) in a private offering (the “offering”) to persons reasonably believed to be qualified institutional buyers pursuant to Rule 144A under the Securities Act of 1933, as amended (the “Securities Act”). GameStop also intends to grant the initial purchasers of the notes an option to purchase, within a 13-day period beginning on, and including, the date on which the notes are first issued, up to an additional $200 million aggregate principal amount of notes.

The notes will be general unsecured obligations of GameStop, will not bear regular interest and the principal amount of the notes will not accrete. The notes will mature on April 1, 2030, unless earlier converted, redeemed or repurchased. Upon conversion, GameStop will pay or deliver, as the case may be, cash, shares of GameStop’s Class A common stock, par value $.001 per share (“Class A common stock”), or a combination of cash and shares of Class A common stock, at its election. The initial conversion rate, repurchase or redemption rights and other terms of the notes will be determined at the time of pricing of the offering. GameStop expects that the reference price used to calculate the initial conversion price for the notes will be the U.S. composite volume weighted average price of Class A common stock from 1:00 p.m. through 4:00 p.m. Eastern Daylight Time on the date of pricing.

pls no

Fuck off ryan

so they will have $6B in cash after this?

GameStop expects to use the net proceeds from the offering for general corporate purposes, including the acquisition of Bitcoin in a manner consistent with GameStop’s Investment Policy.

Neither the notes, nor any shares of Class A common stock issuable upon conversion of the notes, if any, have been, or will be, registered under the Securities Act or any state securities laws, and unless so registered, may not be offered or sold in the United States, or to, or for the account or benefit of, U.S. Persons, absent registration or an applicable exemption from, or in a transaction not subject to, the registration requirements of the Securities Act and other applicable securities laws.

This press release is neither an offer to sell nor a solicitation of an offer to buy any securities, nor shall it constitute an offer, solicitation or sale of any securities in any jurisdiction in which such offer, solicitation or sale would be unlawful prior to the registration or qualification under the securities laws of any such jurisdiction. There can be no assurances that the offering of the notes will be completed as described herein or at all.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Wtf is this? GameStop currency? GameStop fiat?

Ryan Cohen you have 1 yil

Cautionary Statement Regarding Forward-Looking Statements – Safe Harbor

This press release contains forward-looking statements within the meaning of the Private Securities Litigation Reform Act of 1995, including statements concerning the proposed terms and the anticipated completion, timing and size of the proposed offering of the notes, and the anticipated use of proceeds from the offering. These forward-looking statements are based on GameStop’s current assumptions, expectations and beliefs and are subject to substantial risks, uncertainties, assumptions and changes in circumstances that may cause GameStop’s actual results, performance or achievements to differ materially from those expressed or implied in any forward-looking statement. These risks include, but are not limited to market risks, trends and conditions. These and other risks are more fully described in GameStop’s filings with the Securities and Exchange Commission (“SEC”), including in the section entitled “Risk Factors” in its Annual Report on Form 10-K for the fiscal year ended February 1, 2025 and other filings and reports that GameStop may file from time to time with the SEC. Forward-looking statements represent GameStop’s beliefs and assumptions only as of the date of this press release. GameStop disclaims any obligation to update forward-looking statements.

0% interest fully convertible unsecured bonds

for the idiots itt (all of you) it’s like when AMC did APE except you don’t get any silly new meme shares
buckle up indeed fags

just fuck my shit up, why dont you

50 million volume Wall Street so fucking desperate to keep it under $30 lmao
Looking forward to those T+35 FTDs

The US Govt. Bought

i sold the top at 29.3!

This feels different from the dilutions. I wondr what the point of this is. To get around the share limit?

LMFAOOOOOOOO DILUTED AGAIN
OH NO NO NO BAGGIE BROS

I’m checking the micro strategy chart and I think you’re mistaken.

OH NO NO NO
enjoy another dilution

I should have too!

There can be no assurances that the offering of the notes will be completed as described herein or at all.

its the funniest fud ryan could actually create
hope it pushes some redditarts off board

Based and financial translator pilled

doesn’t understand reverse splits

your girl did one on my dick last night btw

GameStop expects to use the net proceeds from the offering for general corporate purposes, including the acquisition of Bitcoin in a manner consistent with GameStop’s Investment Policy.

I sold only a third of my shares.. clearly not enough shoulda been half lol I fucking forgot market close shiiiiiet

At least the kitty can save us
This is convertible meaning dilution

how long before redditors realize ryan sold them out to the saudis lmfao

Yes

If GameStop’s stock price doesn’t rise enough to make conversion worthwhile, investors are stuck with a 0% interest note, which doesn’t generate income. They’d only get their principal back at maturity (April 1, 2030), assuming GameStop doesn’t default

Dilution only if stock price doesnt go up to make conversion worth it. so if hedgies keep the price down then free lloan for 1.3 billy worth of BTC

Give Gamestop $1.3 billion

You give them... nothing

Maybe a way to pump money ino the company?

now do saylor

I'm looking forward to the smug posters spamming dilution without tact or nuance for the next few months

itt: 100 retards who don't understand how convertible bonds work

point in case: notice how the language in the offering states only "qualified investors" can purchase these bonds

translation: the saudis are making ryan do this

ryan basically just rolled out the red carpet for the sultan and put him at the front of the line ahead of shareholders who have held for half a decade LMAO

It's obvious this sultan guy has taken on the first loan by the way

see thanks fag
bingo

sorry guys i know you've been holding for 5 fucking years but this brown guy i met on twitter gets first dibs now

They can’t. They can’t do him. They can’t do the saudis. They can’t do trump. Just this one guy who also now works for trump. They have nothing and they’re still trying.

no surprise now as to why cohen needs 24/7 security when he's royally fucking an army of redditors lmao

Sorry you post too much and add nothing of value for me to consider your opinion

Notice which posters are kvetching. This shows whether the announcement is good or not.

1.3 billion dollars worth of bitcoin coming right up.

spend years kekking bitcoin

now suddenly loves and can't wait to buy the absolute top of bitcoin

LOL

Gamestop buys $1.3B of BTC

sells it for $100B

sells all of it

buys NVDA

kek

Your clint psyop didn’t work. Everyone itt holds the 4 or 5 assets you hate.

What the fuck does this mean. I can't figure it out?

5.5m volume 30 minutes after hours today

4.61m volume in 2 hours yesterday after hours

somebody's thirsty

TZero distributions to shareholders will rip a hole in space time, if the stock is illegally naked shorted, so your bosses have nothing to worry about right?

cope for me piggie

just pure dumb luck which made me feel like selling. and to be fair, i actually had second thoughts after the fact because there was a chance it might go upwards of $30.

So is the stock diluted or what?

so someone is making a 1.3B dollar bet on GME that it will moon in 5 years.

Someone is making a 1.3B dollar bet that BTC is worthless in 5 years or less.

And they’re correct.

Yes. Normally convertibles have interest. Zero interest is a bet that the stock will go up or the company will at least have enough cash on hand to pay back the principal.

Not even moon, just make enough money compared to other investments. So investors are betting GME will outperform the SPY, USA bonds, and whatever else other investment firms would be offering.

this is a $1.3B paid for “i like the stock”

it's not even a 1.3 billion dollar "bet"
the bonds mature in 5 years
which means gamestop needs to pay back the 1.3 billion to the bondholders

is everyone in here a fucking idiot?

Why ah dump?

Jews

read

"No"

is everyone in here a fucking idiot?

Caroline, please, honey… I got into this to sniff Sophie Turners ass gas, I assure you, Wall Street is going to kneel before me.

Funniest poster in these threads by far please continue to obliterate crypto baggies
Which means bond holders expect their investment to outperform SPY, USA bonds, and literally any other investment over the next five years to the point that they make more money than they would otherwise AND GameStop makes enough PROFIT they can pay back the $1.3B and still walk away with enough money made to justify the hassle.

See how this is bullish?

give us a $1.3B loan and by five years from now you and i will both make so much fucking money

HMMMMMMMMMMMMM

the simplest way to put this is cohen is borrowing money to buy BTC
if his bet doesn't hit then he's going to pay the bondholders back in shares

in 5 years you'll either be rich or diluted into the fucking dirt

1.3 billion divided by 27 assuming bond holders convert is a dilution of 48 million shares

hahaha

Imagine if BTC doooomps between this earning and next earning and RC sluuuurps the dip. All BTC has to do is go back over $100k by 2023 and this basic strategy profits.
Now imagine BTC dumping ruins wall street’s collateral and they get margin called LMAOOO

hehe, nothing personnel kid. it's literally a 10 year hold!

it's only bullish if you think ryan isn't fucking retarded lmao

i sure remember in his original letter to the board the part where he outlined this strategy

it's almost as if cohen is a fucking moron who misjudged the gaming market and ran out of ideas and is now taking saylor's advice and turning the company into microstrategy 2

I don't understand why the note is needed. They have cash on hand. This will moon long term for certain due to BTC and Sailor strategy, but short term this move is going to be a punch to the nuts.

or

Concession accepted

making money is bad

loser mentality stay poor
You’re wrong about short term

ryan is literally being used like a fucking puppet by both saylor and the saudis to pump btc to accelerate the decline the us dollar

extremely tiny-hat pilled move i must say

im fucking tired of this crabbing

my ownership in gamestop being decreased is actually a good thing: here's why

Kennoid would (likely has) commit treason for 1.3 billion at 0% interest. Anyone spinning this as bad is financially retarded.

I saw 29.4 as ATH for the day and still fumbled and sold between the 29.2 - 28.50 range.. not bad, but I didn’t sell everything that I wanted and now I risk the shares that I wanted to sell being blasted lol

I’m getting a discount before my big buy tomorrow

UP 12%

DOWN 7%

MAN FUCK YOU.

sorry kiddo but the sultan eats first

t. ryan

can we get a wellness check on DRSniggers please? how much longer into the floaterino is locked?

I would be careful if I were you, it’s supposedly gonna crab downward till Friday when it reaches previous low, possibly lower. They’re gonna drive it into the ground coming into April, that’s my reckoning

So Gamestop is two years' profitable and is going to go on a buying spree with money borrowed at 0% interest?

Seems like someone is super bullish on gme.
Hype

Thank god we have Bob Feces here to explain all this to us, that it’s definitely for the saudis (and not for a non feline), that it’s def going to be spent on bitcoin.
This shit is exciting as fuck. I don’t know exactly know what Cohen is up to, but I can fucking feel that it has people sweating their nuts off. That zero percent interest sure is interesting

Ah it’s only a few dollars difference, they dare not take it below 20 that’s for sure, $26 is cheap for Berkshire prices

Checked its funny watching the resident clown do damage control
Nobody believes them or cares, but they try hard anyways

So is the idea to use the Saudi's $1.3bn to gamble on btc and keep the rest for positive quarters?

With dilution? Impossible. Without dilution. Also impossible.

Aye, I’ll keep a few shares in there in case of moment to moment MOASS, but beyond that I’ll save my own investment first and foremost lol this AH shit is definitely a return to form for them no doubt about it

Checked, it tells you everything you need to know when try tell me everything I’m supposed to know

we don't heckin believe yyyyoouuuuuu

lmao you don't have to fags the proof is on the chart right now

48 million shares dilution effectively is not good, if bitcoin doesn't jog up past 100k GME won't move and will likely go down instead. Though when it jogs past 100k squeezing can begin.

Down a dollar

Astonishing

Checked and checking eachothers digits pilled

No one knows. They said he already bought bitcoin and he didn’t. Who knows if they will ever buy a single bitcoin or if it’s just important that they CAN if they decide to. Seems like everyone has an opinion on how cohen should run the company they said wouldn’t even exist anymore at this point. Seems like cohen is fucking playing with them. Interesting you would repeat Caroline’s assertion that the private party was the saudis.
I’m sure this line of attack is to prevent us from discussing other private parties the buyer may or may not be

its def the saudis because I said so

female histrionic screeching

my favourite part that baggots don't realize is that MSTR currently trades at 2x their bitcoin holdings

if GME takes all of their cash and puts it into BTC the stock would drop by about 5 bucks

I like Saudis, they know how to treat women, looking at you Caroline.

How aren’t you getting strip searched? How many cavities have you got exactly?

Rc did nothing for years
Now everything is in place and things will be going quickly
Weeks in which decades happen

50 posts complaining about a video game store stock

get a life

60065290

paragraph fag using strawmans as per usual

I coulnd't care less who the 1.3bn are for

Rc did nothing for years

it all happened quickly during that one drunken romantic night with Saylor Moon

I don’t really care what you think GME will Moass before next earnings and you’ll still be seething on Anon Babble

Everyone’s selling!

So if I understand correctly, we're not diluted YET. We'll only be diluted in 5 years when the bonds mature, right?

AlmaSNEED

reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/1jkmp7f/it_is_almost_definitely_the_sultan/

50 posts

52 fag learn how to count holy shit

Deal with Saudis to give us all an Arabic princess dividend.

Ah but you just said above it’s for the Saudis like that is obvious or known.
You stupid fucks lost subtly on your manipulations years ago.
Oh nooooooooooo not a broken (you)!!!!!! I won’t be paid!!!!

The Canadian CEO imposes a tariff on the USA

sultan of squeeze

The GME dilution is the billions of synthetic shorts created by wall street’s illegally naked shorting gamestop

spam posting seething psyops

God I love holding this stock

kek

What if GameStop just uses this $1.3B to buy back their own shares lmao that’d be the funniest choice imo

Sultan is Qatari, not Saudi, and he's not a real Sultan that's just his name.

No, the bond money could be returned without any of the bonds ever being converted to shares.
There is a lot of “we could do this…or not” going on. Could be a dilution. Could be nothing. Could be buying btc…maybe not.
Seems Ryan wants them guessing and getting out over their skis. Seems something ia coming soon, and it seems none of these fucks have a clue what it will be.
Sure is interesting “it’s totally for the Saudis” is spreading on all the twitter faggot personalities as Caroline simultaneously pushes it here. Could be. Could be not. Nobody knows but it sure is interesting when people act like they do know

whatever you say jamil

You might be on to something.
It depends on the terms for the conversion of the notes, but if they can buy back more shares than they'd be bound to dilute... that would be quite a deal.

Qatari, not Saudi,

bruh, its the same peoples

I like it

“The caliphate of GME” has a nice ring to it Kek

Outside of the trillions of tokenizations, Farmington bank, the Brett Harrison connection, courting(and ruining) celebrities to endorse their garbage, possibly using btc's they took from people as locates. Caroline snitching to sign a deal for hundreds of millions in owed taxes(why?), the IRS thinking they're owed dozens of billions in back taxes, the Inspector Gadget creator somehow being involved? Tbh, Idk but it does seem to activate the almonds how shook they are.

Clint pushing Middle East. Caroline pushing Middle East. Stupid twitter personalities that talk about bbby pushing Middle East.
Potential buyer most likely not middle eastern but they want us thinking that so we aren’t discussing who else it could be. It isn’t even a done deal yet. Testing the waters and who says and does what after the announcement.

I mean if the whole float can sell multiple time at 9$ and you could dilute at 30$ there is absolutly no reason do not do it

screenshotted

Can't stop. Won't stop. Sharia Law!

i'll buy that for a dollar

He even tagged RC

So Ryan is just baiting the hedgies into acting stupid.
That's my chairman.

BY GAWD IT'S JACK MA

JACK MA WITH THE STEEL CHAIR

how is the price not moving? this dude is richer than both RC and RK combined

Interesting that previous dilutions were available to shorts desperate for shares at any price, but this potential dilution (or non dillution) is only available to a specific investor

someone explain the notes offer shit like im double vaxxed and triple boosted

Private dilation

wow I hate trump

They are raising capital without dilution or interest bearing debts. Gamestop has given the shorts years and plenty of liquidity to close their positions. The time to slit their throats is now. Enough is enough, these zombie financial institutions just need to go bust. And if that includes the DTCC then so be it.

just a little boing, and everyones losing their shit. kek.

what price will chobani be boughting bitcoins?

First comment explains it well. It's for qualified institutions

69k would be my guess if i was a gambling man

Anon you underestimate BigOil money. Ryan is switching sides to Arabs instead of his (((tribe))). That's the reason he hired security. To betray the jew means death. Arabs have so much fucking money that they piss it away on dumb shit all the time. Might as well convince them to hop on the MOASS ride

offer notes worth $1.3 billion in shares(at time of offering) to buddy

hedgies run with news and screech "muh dilution AAAAAA" while they short the shares as hard as they can

Ryan buys $1.3 billion dollars worth of shares at the lower price

Hedgies forced to sell millions of shares to gamestop

price goes up due to buying while float goes down

you have effectively used a dilution to reverse-dilute and raise shareholder value at the expense of the people working against your company

its so easy to bite when hurt
and so difficult to know that you wont bite the source of the pain
the main lesson i learnt the past 4 years

Mudslims cannot borrow or give with interest.

The speed of /GME/ today has got me jacked to the tits. We are all gonna make it

Well we've moassed. That was fun, wasn't it? Been good knowing you apes. Onto the next stock!

why are they so antisemitic?

Jews are the same way to each other. The real difference is that Muslims aren't supposed to lend at ALL to non-Muslims.

i hope you realize how little sense that made

Nice fan fiction

half a decade of calling shillies brownoids when baggots where the true brownoids all along

you can't make this shit up

1) Does it make me money

yes

2) Does it include BBBY

no

It passes my requirements for MOASS. Bring on aRAB princesses passing gas in my direction.

I hate you Ryan

I HATE YOU

Lol.. lmao even

this is the weirdest timeline, Saylor has gone from a meme to a god here

this appears to be genuine. So how much did you lose swinging/shorting/playing options?

What a day. Emotions were running high.
Caroline was in this thread.
Ryan Cohen was in this thread.
Kanye was in this thread.
Pretty good run.

Good Times

5 years of my life. I should have just bought more LINK. Oh cool now I have to wait another fiscal quarter for the possibility that Ryan might DO FUCKING SOMETHING, DO ANYTHING

teehee, we might buy bitcoin, idk tho

I was thinking we might do some M&A. maybe hehe, we'll see

CHY
NA

holding GME is his entire life

he has nothing else

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

I would not mind if my divi was paid in memes desu

PUT THE FUCKING POKEMON CARDS DOWN AND GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME RYAN

I don't know why my IDs keep changing this is probably (((cohens))) fault too tho

2030 expiry

Decade hold stock.

Come on guys. Don't lose hope! We need to HODL strong. Send a decisive message to the hedgies that no matter how hard they short our beloved company, they are NEVER getting their hands on our shares!! No cell, no sell!!!

updoot

ken, dis you lil hedige?

Threaded.

I wish I could updoot twice. This was always a 10 year hold. Diamon hands.

This brown yid has been maulding for 56 posts screaming at how offering a 0% bond for 1.3 billion is somehow a bad thing. Gamestop wants 6.3 billion in cash to do something big, and only 40% of that can be BTC. A happening is happening and you've been paid to sit here and shit on it.

kek dumbfuck baggies
king kike kohen won't do shit

ok david.

muh i'm who i say you are cope

kek baggies

There's a theory that there are so many FTDs that the small offerings they've been doing aren't enough to dilute more than it raises the cash value of the company.

Can I get a kek shillies?
Kek dumbfuck shillies

muh dilution is actually good for us cope

kek baggies

moshe? shlomo? it must be one of those.

Can I get a kek baggies?
Kek dumbfuck baggies

The floor has risen every time. Pretty fucking good for me

It is a very good thing. Prove to me how it isn't

muh GME is raising the floor everytime cope

kek baggies

Thanks for outing yourself dumbfuck lmao

the more the "floor" rises (dilution and exponential increasing of the marketcap) the more difficult it is for this stock to EVER reach the its ATH (your cost basis) again
kek baggie

Technically I'm still green, but less green than I'd like to be* and about to get theta crushed.

*How green is that? Supah green.

59pbtid but was the one that outed me as a shilloid

lmfao

fuck it lets make it 60pbitd

Isn't it funny how every "major historical event" in school was fabricated?

Watergate, fabricated by CIA(mossad).

KKK? Jesuit + Freemasons fabricated it.

Rosa Parks? Communist Marxist Freemason, fabricated the situation.

"fire in a crowded theater" limitation of 1st amendment? Fabricated, overturned, and has nothing to do with a literal fire in a movie theater

white people enslaving blacks? Fabricated history. Jews owned almost all the slaves.

kek. based shitposter
Was this earnings the green candle that starts the green fireball?
That's a really good explanation for the reasoning. They still do give interest and stuff, they just add it to the loan amount.

60 posts in a 550 post thread

Disgustingly subpar work Caroline, apply yourself.

Long before that we've been fed lies. They cut out as much history as possible.

Martin Shooter Kang communist asset

communism jewish asset.

Caroline I'm against casual sex but I'll have a trst with you if you stop hating GME holders. I'm way cooler than SBF.
Yup, and they killed real revolutionaries like Malcom X and George Lincoln Rockwell because people resonate with them. They weren't controlled assets.

I was surprised to hear how racist America is, but they never mention America had a Nazi party. Or that Jan 6th people are terrorists when Weather Underground Leftist extremists bombed the whitehouse!

legitimately having a gme_meltdown

I love this stock

Dilution’s bad for you, you fucking faggot retard because it shrinks your ownership and tanks your potential gains. KKK's dumped 174 million shares on you since 2021, jumping from 261 million to 426 million outstanding and your slice of the pie’s now 40% smaller.

muh convertible 0% notes

When they convert, more shares are going to flood in, diluting you even fucking further. Stock’s stuck at $20-$30 despite $4.6B cash because sales are crashing (down 28% Q4) and there’s no profit to juice value, more shares just split the same weak pie.
Baggies banking on MOASS get screwed harder; shorts cover easier with more float, and your “floor” rises only in copium, not reality.

They killed Huey Long because he was about to derail their asset FDR (whose uncle was the first Vice Chair of the Federal Reserve).

Your gay

What a day lads. This after hours is hilarious. Could barely move it down. Gonna be an interesting week for sure. Still dont get too hyped lads. I could see them pulling every trick to get it down below max pain friday. Time and Pressure. Faith and Love. God Bless Lads.

CHRIST IS KING
WAGMI

muh they could barely move it down cope

kek baggies

My gay what?

Real and true

I'm working on some OC and will post it here once done. You'll like my comic.

Your gay balls

reminder that the marketcap of the old all time high price is now like 5x greater

to reach a new ATH on this stock would take a level of happening 5 times greater than 2021 lmfao

Andrew Jackson prevented the first iteration of the (((federal reserve))) and they tried to kill him for it

So what you are saying is, a happening like likes that has never been seen before and will ever be seen again amongst mortal man is about to happen?

Thanks Caroline, honestly you being here to tell us the insider information has been great

Isn't it funny how every

youtube.com/watch?v=U6oRNDGpvjA

PLEASE DADDY COHEN DILOOOTT ME HARDER

what (((we)))'re telling you is you're never getting your money back

They also sank the Titanic to kill the leadership of the anti-federal reserve movement

Jackson beat the shit out of the failed assassin with his cane. The crowd had to intervene to save his life. Easily the most badass President.

out of the 180+ duels Jackson won, how many do you think were sent by the (((Fed)))

how many do you think were sent by the (((Fed)))

Zero.

Also they didn't even sink the Titanic. They sank the Olympic, which was a nearly identical, older model of the ship. The real Titanic was sold to Europe.
They (((couldn't help))) but save a few dollars.

Why do I find that so fucking funny

Cool, because I'll sell when I feel like it. 0% interest SBLOCs with no repayment terms are going to be my liquidity provider.

what i'm saying is that a happening like likes that has never been seen before and will ever be seen again amongst mortal man is about to happen and it will result in your being about to break even on your 2021 cost basis and nothing more yes

no repayment terms

???
are you retarded
the bonds mature in 5 years lmao
gamestop pays the entire 1.3 billion back in 5 years
are you retarded?

Absolutely. After that we've had 2 world wars, a great depression, massive inflation where you've lost 99% of your purchasing power, lost the gold standard in 1971, they mocked andrew Jackson by putting him on the fiat $20 bill.

MOASS is the reset of the (((World Order))).
Based. #1 president of all time. Trump has 4 years to surpass jackson
Found Caroline

This also true. Just like how Larry Silverstein couldn't help but renew his building insurance ahead of schedule and agree to pay extra every month to get a bigger payout in the event of a terrorist attack.

yeah much like anything that isn't GME, I simply don't buy that.

Why does this threaten you so much, Caroline? Wouldn't have done something fishy with GME would you?

i better not hear any of you faggots scream "no debt" any longer kek

Why isn't this in a movie? His sentencing of insanity is pretty justified reading the rest of the article.

Jackson was attending the funeral of South Carolina Representative Warren R. Davis at the U.S. Capitol. Lawrence originally planned to shoot Jackson as he entered the service but was unable to get close enough to him. However, by the time Jackson left the funeral, Lawrence had found a space near a pillar on the East Portico, where Jackson would pass. As Jackson walked by, Lawrence stepped out and fired his first pistol at Jackson's back; it misfired. Lawrence quickly made another attempt with his second pistol, but that also misfired. It was later determined that the weapons that he had chosen were noted for being vulnerable to moisture, and the weather on that date was humid and damp.[3]

Lawrence's unsuccessful attempts were noticed by Jackson, who proceeded to beat Lawrence with a cane. The crowd, which included U.S. Representative Davy Crockett, eventually intervened and wrestled Lawrence into submission.[3] Lawrence was the first person to attempt to kill a sitting U.S. president.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Lawrence_(failed_assassin)

mocked andrew Jackson by putting him on the fiat $20 bill.

Symbolism will be their downfall

calling out lying baggots means i'm a paid shill

Found Caroline

Ah no actually. An interesting fact is only one of Andrew Jackson's duels ended in someone getting shot, Charles Dickinson who shot Jackson first (in poor form as usually duels were just games of chicken) which left Jackson to kill him in retaliation.

So 102 duels had one party apologizing or the parties making up.

paid shill

Do not do yourself a disservice Caroline, you are a strong independent woman, boss girl it.

Fresh OC on the house! Or on the watamelon.

No seriously, only one duel did the parties actually shoot at one another and we know the reason was because the guy insulted Jackson's wife then shot him in the duel.

4.6 BILLION DOLLARS IN CASH AND NO DE-ACKKKKK

1.3 BILLION (WITH A B) DOLLARS OF DEBT FAGS

you're more than 10% of this thread and still don't understand we now have $6B.

I guess ill buy more

You're trying too hard to (((correct))) history. Shalom

thehermitage.com/duels

But only one duel resulted in shots fired – the duel in 1806, when he killed Charles Dickinson.

I'm talking about taking SBLOCs against my personal GME shares. SBLOCs often have 0% interest and no repayment terms. If you don't pay them back, they keep your stocks.

*saved*

i do like it when the rest of the market is in shambles and we walk away with a cool 5%-10% green day

often have 0% interest

TIL that banks deem a meme stock SBLOC as less risky than a HELOC

are... are you retarded?
lol
lmao even
post credit score right now lying baggot

inb4 no

i accept your concession

$6.3B

This theory was always a great leap of logic for me to take. How can the sinking of the Titanic be planned, with the intention to kill the three men who opposed the Fed, by leaving at least half the lifeboats? What if one of the men survived on a lifeboat?

baggot can't math

sasuga

It's like 650 because if the economy crashes I'm going to default and make $6k,

Jesus fuck 30 mins til lights out, not coming soon enough.

So who will the investor be.

Almsneed, Saylor or RC himself.

$4.8B + $1.3B + $0.2B
Burn in holy water caroline

Vintage Christmas pinning the weasel

DFV

The second officer and future WW1 war criminal twice decorated for gallantry, Charles Lightholler, carried an empty gun while he was running around the sinking vessel gallantly helping the women and children get on the lifeboats, even going so far as to gallantly brandish the empty gun at a group of men and order to them to get off a lifeboat to make room for more women and children. Despite expecting to go down with the ship for gallantly saving the women and children, he still managed to find himself escaping on a lifeboat and lived to tell his gallant tale to the British and American investigators. Unfortunately the gun he wielded so gallantly was lost in a tragic swimming accident. It would have made a nice museum piece.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Lightoller

Imagine, a seat at the table, he's earned it.

true, I forgot the $200M option on the backend.

Conspiracies aside, I've always thought of the Titanic as powerfully emblematic of several facets of Capitalism. The hubris of all the people in charge. The way the poor were locked below decks, left to die. The way that even first class passengers (especially men) were also forsaken. How these supposed titans of civilization constructed this catastrophe, and those caught in it were left to face their doom, as if it couldn't have been prevented. It gives me pause for what lies ahead; the ways in which today's captains of industries might set us up for the fall and leave us in the water, screaming.

Oh, don't forget that several ships that could have saved people ignored or passed by the calls for help.

Shut up faggot all that was caused by Jews. They killed 1500 people so the 3 people who opposed the federal reserve would die.

Did anyone ever see the Globetrotters and the Klan in the same room at the same time?

Oh, don't forget that several ships that could have saved people ignored or passed by the calls for help.

yeah "conspiracies" lol, lmao even

or WEB

or Icahn

convertible senior notes

A senior convertible note is a debt security that contains an option in which the note will be converted into a predefined amount of the issuer's shares.

hahahaha what if SHFs buy the convertible senior notes and it gives GME the ammo it needs to launch into a new era? SHFs are like heroin addicts at this point for shares.

Just like that... 8pm in connecticut and she is gone.

This. There was no ice(((berg))). The plan was to sink the Titanic and kill everyone on board, the 3 powerful anti jew bank men in particular

Threaded

Remind us again why you're dying on this hill over who bakes a GME thread

You low impulse control niggers can never resist engaging with them huh?

it's a bot. It even posts in the bed bath beyond thread wth the same tripcode.

swfinstitute.org/profile/630ec734a45f88c446546067

okay? and?

Spoonsneeding time is OVER you slackjawed faggot

You implying Ryan will buy up the convertibles with his holding company?

interesting

checked, and that is one interesting company there.

Hedgie xisters...

RC removes his personal shares from his holding company

RC uses holding company to buy even more shares through convertible bonds

BBBY'ers are saying that BBBY will be used as part of the SWF and they've been saying it for weeks. Now we have Ryan cohen here as part of the SWFI? Too on the nose

Your half right, BBBYies do not get admission

What happens when DFV starts messing with cash covered puts? Options hurt market makers because they can't internalize them like broker accounts. I wouldn't mess with options, but he seems like a master.

He'd collect a premium and if he gets assigned he'd own GameStop at whatever strike price he sold the CSP at. It makes market makers seethe because exercising options forces delivery of shares. No T+Jew loophole

If he did this again it would make me soooooo happy

wdym pulte said it's soon

So DFV is going to take interest on loaning out shares with cash covered puts, and buy them back with his own money at any time. Then if the stock goes up he can just take his shares back and buy more when he feels like it?

Wow this DFV guys is an option wizard!

loan out shares

take profit when it goes down

if it goes up, pay the strike price, get shares back

use interest profits to buy more shares

only cost is the difference between strike price and total interest revenue

He’s been awfully quite since he got his big boy job

DFV is basically using cash covered puts to short hedge funds. Hedge funds need to borrow loaned shares, DFV would be offering.
They pay DFV for his shares because the interest on his share loan is probably less than market rate. If DFV starts taking losses on his share value, he pays the strike price and gets them back. Hedge funds get the privilege of bag holding for him. He uses their money to buy more shares. Now they are even deeper and paid him for the privilege.

Anon, keep going, I’m going to bust

How does a simple normie do this?

Hey Satan Arabs and Jews are the same people and neither are the Israelites. Says DNA studies.

hedge funds need shares

DFV loans them

any difference in loaned share interest and strike price is free money

That's all there is. If he was a trading schizo or had a program, he could automate it to automatically liquidate some percent of his shares back once he's hit a % profit margin above strike price. As long as hedge funds need to borrow shares, it's free money.
I'm retarded so I'm just gonna hold and do nothing.

Hey guess what.
You're going to make it, you stupid bastard.

don't you guys want to gamble anything?

bark bark bark

Thanks anon, same to you.

Cheeto dust…

We know a few things

1. Wall Street is showing massive interest in BTC after calling it stupid for years (all while accumulating as much as possible in the backend) such as Blackrock Vanguard and JPM all introduce ETFs centered around BTC and ETH

2. MicroStrategi selling convertible notes has allowed them to build a massive reserve

3. GME is looking to do the same thing by offering private institutional convertible notes where the capital appears to be investing in BTC.

If you buy GME, you're buying into a small portion of BTC, of MSTR, and all these ETFs as well. But here's the thing... if MSTR gets low, GME just needs to buy some BTC with this cash on hand, and prop up MSTR. And if we get near our liquidation price, MSTR can prop up GME. All while both accumulate BTC. If we get low, issue more notes, raise more capital, and use the capital to increase the warchest further and further and further. MSTR does the same. Making a new floor each time for both companies, while squeezing shorts into a fucking margin call. This is the play.

why would the same secure tripcode bake threads for years?

Isn't that quite odd?

gamestop won. it's as simple as that. the tables have turned.

digits confirm

Accurate?

655 posts +.. impressive lads, what a fucking day it was

Just shut the fuck up already Gaylord.

Incoherent weasel noises until 8pm Connecticut time was a blast hope she can do it again

Bullying Caroline is a large part of what keeps me coming back to these threads
Kudos to her for keeping up the smug persona, but I can tell its getting under her skin

Tbh, I do find it kinda wearisome having to deal with that verminous creature every thread but I suppose it’s a necessary evil on the grand GME adventure

Threaded.