/smg/ - Stock Market General

I cant believe my paper traded option is in the money AGAIN in less than 1 day to boot. 4th time in a row
I'm really leaving money on the table, but YOLOing everything is too risky, FUCK

I was so close to buying puts at close yesterday but bought calls ofc
I should have known when the bant fags showed up

Be careful with Turkey. If those protests turn violent things will get ugly real quick.

BENCHMARKS:
SPY -0.3%
DJI +0.4%
QQQ -0.25%
VIX +2.5%
BTC -0.55%

Any MSTY NVDY chads here?
Berkshire Bros how we feeling?
MSFT’ies gonna see a stock split this year?

HERE COMES THE DUMP

INTC crashout back down to under $20 incoming

…I miss living in Hawaii.

I regret selling my BRK-B (still have my BRK-A). Thought it would take a lot longer for it to recover from that dip.

We're at the start of the 10 year hyperinflation cycle, it would be a comically bad time to invest.

Pretty sure there will be a dip when Buffet leaves this worldly place. That will be your last chance to get back in.

STOP SELLING NVDA, YOU FAGS

The markets had 94 years to price this in.

NO CRYING IN THE CASINO

sold some SMCI and AMD puts and now i'm fucked, i'm gonna be assigned Friday for sure, weeks of CSP gains lost, fuck #THETAGANG bullshit, this time i promise i will stay in my buy and hold cage

I just checked and a roachess from the southwest that I used to talk to made her ig profile photo her in a bikini. Im gonna stop buying now and start praying.

I'm sad I could've doubled my account's value multiple times by now, but I'll stick with stocks. A bad day with leveraged ETFs hurts a lot, a bad day trading options will leave me homeless.
Officially reached +80% YTD so far. Let's see how the day plays out. I imagine a small bounce back around the afternoon

how the fuck are you supposed to make money? I admit I'm new to this but it seems like any time my stock makes anything a red day comes along and just wipes it out.

Maybe I shouldn't have chosen nvda as my first one?

You didn't buy protective puts? Interesting strategy.

It was a good last couple of days. Back to selling.

About fucking time. I mean, the TSLA puts are still nowhere near a profit, but I want everyone else to lose money too.
Next plays need to be a little less optimistic. Maybe swing some TQQQ, that normally goes okay.
P.S. Last night I had an intensely vivid dream that I got drafted to go fight a war with Russia. Thank goodness that wasn't real. I'd rather be a wagie with a handful of baby stocks. Which I am.

It's going to come back up, but you have to realize that buying a stock in a bear market is going to be at least a short term loss. DCA down in a downtrend and wait it out until the market stops shitting the bed.

You have three options.
1. You trade long term. That means don't fucking freak out over small drops here and there, your horizon is months away.
2. You day trade. This means selling for minor games and doing it a lot. As long as you get better over time it should be good
3. You trade options and YOLO all your savings which means you make it or end up being forced to by kneepads.

If I'd just pulled the trigger ont GUSH and BRKU, I could have erased my NVDA losses. FUCK THIS SHIT

but that would've lowered my premiums

Oil Barons, it's time to rise up!!!!

It's the Chinese Century and they need FUEL

lmao. You may be right.

For a noob you picked one of the most fluctuating stocks in recent memory. Make sure you buy high and panic sell low for a full experience.

There's actually more oil than demand right now. At current prices, US producers don't want to expand.

I'm OFFICIALLY shorting into NVDA right NOW!

It will pump +15% now because of YOU

BENCHMARKS
SPY -0.35%
VIX +3.03%
BTC -0.8%
TLT -0.46%

Thank you for your sacrifice.

SOXLDIERS, SLURP YOUR DIP AIEEEEEE

fucking hell anon who is this semen demon?

No need to sperg out. Try the 70iq pill for a change: Price go up eventually.

Milla Jovovich's daughter

wtf are you doing to have so much gains all the time

Slowly looking up now. Maybe we'll get that last minute rally 5 minutes to the close like yesterday.

I bought 3 weeks ago at roughly the same price as it is now. I'm beginning to think these analysts on the fiance sites are full of shit when they make price targets.

these analysts on the finance sites

You're supposed to do the opposite of what the rat prick Jim Cramer tells you to do

d

But Jim Cramer at this point must know about his inverse indicator, so now the whole thing is fucked. Double inversion, tripple inversion, endless

price go up eventually

SLURP SOXLDIER SLURRRRRPPPPPP

Yes, they obviously don't know what they are doing. Or they do know exactly.

are we gonna go up or down right now

We will go right.

yes

Fed's Kashkari: This is the most dramatic shift in confidence in the last decade, save for the COVID era. A lot of the uncertainty shift is about tariffs.

NVDA bros... it's so over

Thank God.

NVDALANTES, SLURP THE DIP FOR JUSTICE!!!!! THE BOTTOM IS WHERE INSIDERS SOLD AIEEEEE

You all fell for the bull trap!!! See you later losers

I'm OFFICIALLY shorting into AMD right NOW!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
youtube.com/watch?v=9M3NqnPhlSQ

It's a mix of using ChatGPT to daily trade and my own experience. I trade SOXL and SOXS and flip flop between them depending on market conditions.
For example, for today ChatGPT anticipated a rounded hill and U movement with a bearish tendency for SOXL, and when I saw the technicals of SOXL in the last week, month, and 3 months I thought the momentum it had from the spike on monday was wearing off. Moreover, even though the 3 month MACD was positive, SOXL's movement was choppy and likely decreasing and the RSI was stubbornly neutral, that's why I went bearish today.

NATO’s Rutte: Europe needs to know that Uncle Sam still has our back, and America also needs to know that its NATO allies will step up.

lots of shorts got obliterated today and there is still some more to go, also expireys are friday this week rather than thursday

i see. guess then the challenge is knowing what to ask the ai. also hate i was born into a world with girls like that but without the ability to get them

how could that happen when the markets are blood red?

not slurpin

and nvda is now below where I bought. welcome to reality I guess. No way I could really escape the wagie cagie.

NVDA is one of those stocks that everyone wish they would have owned 100 years from now. Leave a legacy.

I've been wanting to dive in a for a while, but I think it still has more room to fall.

sell right now thx me later

Liquidate labor, liquidate stocks, liquidate farmers, liquidate real estate. It will purge the rottenness out of the system. High costs of living and high living will come down. People will work harder, live a more moral life. Values will be adjusted, and enterprising people will pick up the wrecks from less competent people.

BENCHMARKS
SPY -0.76%
VIX +5.13%
BTC -0.77%
TLT -0.57%

I can't even meme, I'd still be green now

If NFLX hits 970 before the bell I am buying.

I SHOULD HAVE PANIC SOLD

Trump prepares auto tariff announcement as soon as Wednesday.

I am all for this.

LMT bros, we eating good today fr

Posted a detail breakdown on MSTY last bread

TLDR - wait for next distribution or under 20 to enter a new position / DCA

perhaps I should have waited a bit longer to profit from SPY puts

every single time I buy soxl it dumps after. fuck this gay ass etf, it's impossible to time.

what do i buy? im financially bored

See, this is the kind of shit that neither my TA nor my AI can anticipate

unlucky

OTM VIX calls of course
the orange retard is about to say something retarded again

Slurp harder soxldier

TIME IN THE MARKET BEATS TIMING THE MARKET: AND OTHER LIES BAGGIES TELL YOU

my uvix gone from -20% to -10% now
bought it last thursday too early

BENCHMARKS
SPY -0.86%
VIX +6.30%
BTC -0.93%
TLT -0.40%

why dump? i didn’t buy anything which one of you fags bought and forced a glowie dump?

To answer this question, you have to ask why it pumped in the first place.

Arjentina es blanco!

great idea lol

its a stock hits my stop loss then instantly rebounds episode

this is what happens after I sell off my TSLA puts at a loss

15 minute ORB strat, entering positions on retest confirmation, yay or nay
I'm a brainlet

don't worry mumu, r/economics told me the model will correct itself, it's just how it works!

Thanks donnie!

Stocks and BTC down 80 points, bonds down 40 points and SPX volatility up 700 points

He's one of the most hated presidents because this is what he did because it also meant 20% unemployment

Who are these 19% faggots

In case anyone was wondering why NVDA and Nasdaq are down today - fresh new China restrictions on AI chips courtesy of Zion Don

MIGA
I
G
AM

Picking up MGLO at 10.50

KULR buying $5m bitcoin means they are making good money, should I buy before their earnings call tomorrow ?

The bottom 2% is what is most likely to happen. Europeans will get wrecked.
Investors are so stupid.

eu mortgage rates are already mooning thanks to the skyrocketing german bund yields

Don't get worked like reddit

Alright, I sold my SOXS position in case of a rebound. If it happens, it shouldn't be too drastic but then I can re-enter in a better position later
If there's no rebound, I secured my gains and made a bunch of money today anyways.

I came here from Anon Babble to laugh at you reddit transplant baggies. Institutions got out of the market a month ago and used you as exit liquidity while you retards were copeposting about

le heckin generational bottom

People as dumb as you actually deserve to be poor.

I went full EU . America can't keep up

BENCHMARKS
SPY -0.84%
VIX +7.12%
BTC -0.66%
TLT -0.39%
GLD +0.01%

-1.12% today

You have to go back.

i would happily benchmark her milk... vix would probably be the easiest money maker

EU Defense did well today :)

Checked and im gonna need sauce on this one, boss.

Holy fuck

1.5k

Big Whoop, that's still probably like 1% of the entire force

You could get that shape at any large company following a round of redundancies.

before: government employees didn't work, got money

now: ex government employees don't work, get money

Those are tiny numbers particularly for government.

Would you hire a laid-off federal employee?

They do more work than the average private sector office worker, and far more than the average person on this board

how are the TSLA musk bulls doing today? what happened to buying the dip? good day to buy cheapies, isn’t it? :)

isn't that uncomfortable

The worst thing about TSLA being politicized is that people won't post their losses.

gotta love how exaggerated the graphs always are when theres some 0.1% change in reality

I severely regret cutting my losses on TSLA puts this morning. The pump from 10:30 to 11:20 scared me into selling.
It’s been a shit week to go into TSLA puts.

No they don't, and if you think this you have never worked in either the private sector nor the GSA.

Federal employment is welfare for niggers with a useless degree. Cleaning out the useless feeders is on of the few good things the trumpanzee has done.

you got baited hard, SMCI is down almost 7%, i'm about to be assigned for 500 shares

Watch there be another last minute pump for the third day in a row for TSLA.

wtf I actually didnt believe you but its the truth

stopping speculation on TSLA has been the best thing i've done for my emotional well being recently, there could be a relief rally this afternoon

TSLA is actually just crypto pretending to be a business.

Conditions at the moment remind me a lot to what happened right before the Deepseek crash...
There shouldn't be a single external catalyst like that this time around though, but who knows, maybe a jobless claims report is enough to scare people off.

yes, but i’m genuinely livid i sold the damn puts the day/hours before the fucking stock sinks below $270.
at least my 510 shares of TSLZ will keep me warm

Maybe this was a gap down from Monday. Pure technical movement with no discernible external catalysis. Kind of discouraging seeing red cover my portfolio regardless.

The only pick that stayed green is SCHD. It managed to be 0.6% up when NASDAQ dived 2%. This thing is pretty downturn resistant. Might switch my port over to it if the red days continue. We shall see.

Feel like it's not worth doing anything but day trading for a few bucks until "Liberation Day" on 4/2. I don't believe in things being "priced in" anymore. Plus, even with my big NVDA losses, I could have come out of today with a profit if I'd been braver with my TSLQ.

Only military stocks are going up in europe

bros calls are really cheap now

Should have gone long on Japanese stocks if you wanted non-US exposure. Nikkei is having a field day with 0.65% up.

'tis but a temporary hype before they return to their onions lattes and croissants or whatever it is they eat

TSLA

cut my life into pieces

Damn, I missed out on NTDOY AGAIN..

trump resumes his sperging out over tariffs

market shits itself

just fucking stop tweeting man

tweeting

Uhm he's not tweeting, he's truth-ing

thanks for inspiring me to buy AMD puts this morning

I don't believe in things being "priced in" anymore

MISTAKE

I don't know you can look at this market and think it's functioning logically.

if it was then trump would not be able to move the markets

There isn't anything abnormal about this price action in the context of the last ~30 years or thereabouts.
you need to zoom out

why is Tesla down like 7% today?

I want this girl to pee on me

because there was no reason for it to be up and people fucking hate tesla

They do more work than the average private sector office worker

hahaha what a funny joke pub sec boi
you fags were whining about having to even show up to work just so you can fuck off and send 3 emails all day in the office

because it was up 7% yesterday

I heard republicans started mass buying Teslas

Thats not how you trade options

I am such a greedy bastard I deserve everything bad

I bought some uvxy calls as a failsafe in case the market went sour again if Tariff Timmy started tweeting again, and now I'm seething that I didn't buy more because they're not a strong enough offset

Not as greedy as I am. I just dropped $97,000 on a stock that has been dropping since open bell, and it dropped $1.17 since I started typing this post

ride the tiger

I think I'm going to cash out of the market and go long on lottery tickets instead

its over

TSLA puts

why not just buy the inverse etf

but muh gambling

The most non-retarded move on Anon Babble

oh now that's a sudden reversal

Calling nothingburger right now.

We're so fucking back

Red day today, what are we slurping?

should i just buy chinese stocks?

Hmm... Today I will check on the state of my green portfolio.

What's this? NVDA had some bad news?

Tarhiel_Scream.mp3

I MUST SELL ALL OF MY STOCKS, INCLUDING NVDA's COMPETITORS

GME is buying bitcoin, perhaps galaxis next then

CSI 300 looking weak.

trump loves to doooomp the stocks

you are viewing the market with an microscope when you should be using a wide angle lens instead

that old fud buffet seems to be hedging his bets on japanese commodities for whatever reason, if you want to follow the safe play from the old bastard

because the market is. don't think its pump is any more over than the pumps of anything else

Why are stocks going down this time?

me too, about 80k, now I'm down 7k
It needs to go back up before zog attacks iran pls

I heard that the word "gullible" isn't in the dictionary

i had gotten the inverse etf but decided to try puts as well. worst financial mistake of my life

You're right, it isn't

Lost all the money I put in tesla. you fucking morons told me to buy the dip

everything

he bought calls in a bobo economy

i constantly see people on here getting burned with options. live and learn though. as long as you learn its all good

I went short on TSLA with a x15 leverage

Verifcation not required

morons

gambles with options

kek another one

it went down all day, for sure it will go down more

indices just KEEP FUCKING DUMPING

Is this an obvious "buy in" point like that China FuD a few weeks ago?

TSLA calls = free money

My net worth is 95% tied to the value of SOXL and IDAI right now.

burned with options

People just don't understand risk management, leverage, or how to set up a good spread

gNr+r

You'll never guess what my brain read that as

Nvda is almost a textbook bubble anon...

They have more going for them than most which is why they are probably not a bad pick long term.

But common... do a little bit of research. When you smell hype, it means there's a rat.

age 17

ummm buddy

cant tell if we're getting a last hour pump or dump
its looking kinda pumpy, wouldnt shock me if we accelerate up in the final hour just for the shart of it

setting the auto tariffs announcement to start at 4

trying to prevent the usual last hour trump dump I see kek

Just because you said that, now the market's going to crab until close

yeah I planned that, you're welcum

Muh tariffs

the salary savings can be given to israel now

That's old enough to be a grandmother

Ok AUTO tarrifs...em I hold an AI COMPANY. WHY DUMP?

My portfolio is modestly rallying. Picking up NFLX @970 was the right choice. TKO continues to perform well. AMZN is my biggest loser, absolutely shitting the bed today.

You must understand, you are 1 person out of ~100's of millions who is trying to figure things out.

If something seems like a good buy, you and everyone's grandmother is buying. The price is high as you all bid for the same shares. It's likely to go down in price as soon as the hype dies.

If something is boring and not interesting, the price stays low.

If something is a raw scam, the price is variable and the scam is begging some finance bro to shill it for them.

You could have simply looked inside your computer and thought

my friend wants my fancy nvidia graphics card so nvidia must be a good buy!

The market can easily destroy people like you because you invested entirely on anecdotal (your own) point of view.

Unless you buy and wait for 30 years, which is long enough for the average point of view to iterate far enough to actually affect the price of a share.

reading the dallas fed energy survey and besides being super bearish on outlook

At $50-per-barrel oil, we will see U.S. oil production start to decline immediately and likely significantly (1 million barrels per day plus within a couple quarters). This is not “energy dominance.” The U.S. oil cost curve is in a different place than it was five years ago; $70 per barrel is the new $50 per barrel.

To stimulate new activity, oil prices need to be in the $75-$80 per barrel range.

when did costs rise so much that they went from $50 to $70 a barrel for profitability? I remember that was part of the reason fracking did so well initially

lol...i read that the same way, was hoping no one else would notice

Trump gonna announce more tariffs today

yessss

FUCK IT IM BUYIN TESLA

yay more of nothing happening

r8 my buy list

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Aaaaaaah...

what do you guys think of going long treasuries? IEI etf for example. there is a lot of negative economic data and i think we might "officially" be in a recession any quarter now. from what i understand bonds generally go up in recessions so maybe this is a good play. also, shouldn't bonds actually go down in a recession because you would expect the government to issue more treasuries because of falling tax receipts?

THERE IS A NIGGER IN THE MARKET

damn, I really sold both my TSLA and SPY puts too early. the one day I decide not to be too risky with puts, the market dumps.

What's happening?

Recession

shoutout to CARD, the -3x bear auto etf

Drinking seagrams vodka and oj, while watching last night's NXT and my stocks bounce around like troop of chimpanzees on PCP.

Sold all my lumber futures and if you had have any you should divest as well

TSLA

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PLNH EARNINGS AFTER CLOSE 3/26

I OWN 4000 SHARES AT .30 COST BASIS, WHO ELSE WANTS TO JOIN ME IN THE CANNABIS REVOLUTION?!

420 BRO BLAZE IT

TSLA, you can't do this to me

no mr 1 pibby, I shant

I'm gonna start using this since Anon Babble seems to think my phone is a different device each time I post.

Looking good here in Evropa. Hope you Americans are having fun.

muh TSLA puts

cry cuz lost money

muh NVDA calls

cry cuz lost money

muh anime memes

cry cuz never put peepee in vagina

muh memes

cry cuz not really an edgelord

is anyone here capable of discussing anything else?

what are you holding?

Trump tariff could be about 20%, EU's trade chief says

You guys need to learn how to read a 10Q and understand who to calculate a P/E ratio. Then you need to learn how to calculate the greeks within these options. Then we can discuss whatever you want about stocks. Since no one will put in the effort to do so; why put in the effort to start a meaningful dialogue about trading strategies and portfolio hedging?

gap fill

What use does an ETF have over the bond?
1.You can sell the bond (with loss or gain)
2.You can hold til maturity and even if it is red, you'll receive your full principal + interest

ETF?
It's a forevermarket, so that you can't get out without a loss on your principal/capital if it never goes up ever again

Sold all my lumber futures and if you had have any you should divest as well

Why? Are you predicting less home construction? I don't know anything about the lumber market.

So...why are we dumping today?

Because we weren't supposed to pump yesterday or the day before. Tarrifs are just going to hit the first shipment, and a brand new batch is on the way starting 4/2

because god hates us

Tariff Timothy Tweeted

What use does an ETF have over the bond?

etf makes it easier to buy treasuries as opposed to individual bonds

It's a forevermarket, so that you can't get out without a loss on your principal/capital if it never goes up ever again

i don't understand what you mean. you can certainly get price appreciation in these etfs, and significantly so if you make the right call. i am wondering if we might get this appreciation in treasuries as the economy deteriorates. for example looking at the etf i gave as an example, it appreciated quite well going into the 2008 crisis

Bloodshed, i am broke now. Back to the wagecage

STOP

BUYING

OPTIONS

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

MO up
XEL up
VZ up
all great businesses with low P/E and very nice dividends. but you know two things: TSLA and NVDA - and see nothing else. you belong in the wagecage

Bought some short puts on NVDA and AVGO.

Why? It's on its way down back to 222

Are you familiar with bond duration? He means IEI's duration stays roughly the same forever because they keep refreshing the bond portfolio. If you buy a particular bond, the duration gets lower and lower over time and eventually it matures and goes away.

Fake dump btw, its gonna go even higher very soon

Price is artificially inflated right now. Any time it looks like there might be a shortage the price skyrockets as contractors and suppliers rush to stockpile. A contractor failing to secure material prior to a run like this risks losing his entire business and will gladly overpay as long as they can afford to keep the lights one. Current price pbf is as good as it is going to get with current production and FUD. If you picked up lumber futures in the Fall you are looking at a solid +20% RoI.

Do not believe this man!

the duality of /smg/

It's never been so over

Are you familiar with bond duration?

i understand duration at a fairly superficial level. i also understand that the duration stays constant. however, these etfs do appreciate substantially given the right conditions, especially if the economy enters a recession. so what i am trying to see is if people think we might be getting set up for a rally in bonds as the economy deteriorates.

saddened that the tesla puts would have made money if I had risked just one more day. rip $5k

tsla bears who sold their puts, how are we feeling right now?

like clockwork

dax literally been in freefall for days

disappointed I didn’t hold onto them longer. watch it pump again from government shilling. half my damn portfolio is TSLZ now and I’m thinking of buying TSLZ calls dated months from now

green weekly candle

freefall

Copecels get the rope

But I held my puts

Absolutely trash

ASML - China coming out with domestic chips and their own lithography tech, there goes their #2 customer

NVO - RFK Jr has a hard on against Norvo and it has halved in market cap in only a few months, many competitors in the GLP-1 space that aren’t charging Medicare fatties 2k for their obesity meds (ever heard of the dickpill company HIMS? They make the same generic drug as does Eli Lily and a plethora of others) not to mention that shit probably gives you turbo cancer and there are studies that it literally eats the good fats needed and some patients have gone blind
GOOG - your only good one on the list. I’ll admit I’m biased as I am bagholding above 200 for an earnings play that never worked out and regret getting into it. There are also antitrust cases that will probably keep it bogged below 180
NKE - sweatshop labor that uses $5 materials and sells them for a 350% markup to urban youths at a time when section 8 and mass entitlements are getting gutted by DOGE - NGMI

looks like we will end the day on a slight recovery from the low
probably fore-letting news of the new tariffs being priced in

im sure timmy will tweet something out tomorrow for shits and giggles anyways

yeah just ignore all the days like this

t-tariff t-timothy ;_;

Reddit baggie general. The real thread is on Anon Babble.

the true decider for Tesla will be the April 2 global sales figures

I will be flipping a coin to go long or short on April 1st because it's a silly day

Anon Babble lost thoever

Goddammit, I knew I should have bought puts yesterday

This thread cant even review a 10k

tslz

Is that a x2 instrument?

I wonder if this rally at the end of day is just technical being technicals or is Trump's announcement going to be dovish
I flipped from bear to bull and making more money, but the Trump factor is unpredictable to me.

hire a laid-off federal employee?

Never - they are lazy and incompetent, that is why they were hired in the first place.

Is there any chance of the numbers not being atrocious, though? Tsla is dying in china, europe and in blue states. How can they possibly not be awful?

Thanks, that's interesting.

I flipped from bear to bull

why did you change your opinion?

I guess you're right. I'll sell everything right now.

yeah, -2x TSLA daily change

cause he is a zoom zoom

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

lol
tesla as a business has been awful for a while and yet it trades detached from reality as michael burry found out the hard way. like charlie munger said about tsla - i don't want to own it and i don't want to short it.

Day: -4.37%
This Week: +1.77%
This Month: -12.23%
This Year: -16.19%

the pain resumes

they may be better than expected.

or worse.

Brisket finished right in time for the bell. Finna bake a potato, pour some more vodka, and relax.

See you gentlemen tomorrow when the market opens

+3% entirely on uvxy calls I opened yesterday and sold today offsetting all losses on tech I'm holding, absolute dumb luck at its finest

I'm still bearish for tomorrow, but I thought there would be some recovery at the later part of the day today, my AI agreed as well. I wanted to take advantage of that for some extra cents. Ideally I will wait it out until today night and sell so I'm not flagged for 2 trades on the same day, and then flip to bear once again.

Agreed, a Treasury ETF is a reasonable way to speculate on rates. And when the economy slows down, as you say, demand for reliable bonds tends to increase. I can't predict interest rates, though, so I have no idea if that's a good bet to make now.

rttnews.com/3524511/scientists-develop-universal-vaccine-against-covid-19-mers-and-common-cold.aspx

ready to take your Super Vax /smg/?

+1.05%
Did no trades today, held everything. Bought some short ETF yesterday.
Is it a bad idea to continue holding the short ETF...

I was able to get a four day assignment done in two hours at work (I was supposed to start days ago but I started this afternoon)
Up a whooping 0.07% on the day. Still down 1700 dollars on muh TSLA put

+11%%
better than earlier this week
would have been much better if I didn’t pussy out and cut losses on TSLA puts before noon

also proud of myself for buying a GME put before market close. that shit dumped immediately.

+10.28% Day
+13.34% Week
+28.20% month
+88.88% YTD

In the last stretch to reach +100% YTD

I'll let others take it first. I don't really get sick so I probably won't get it either way but would be cool to have a universal vaccine against flu and common cold even though it sounds like a pipe dream.

-4.8%

trash, -4,83%
but I'm just embracing it

GOOGL closes at $165

That seems like a decent buy?

my AI

what do you mean by your AI?

when the economy slows down, as you say, demand for reliable bonds tends to increase

what i don't understand about that dynamic is, wouldn't you also expect more treasury sales by the government due to lower tax receipts therefor putting downward pressure on treasury prices due to increased supply. do you know how that works? i am very convinced that this economy is toast and just being propped up by bs data so i want to play treasuries long but i don't really understand that market and don't want to get screwed because of some underlying factor that i had no clue about.

I bought short puts for:

NVDA

AVGO

TEM

AMZN

NBIS

OKLO

and a short call for:

TSLA

What should I expect?

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BRK has been carrying me through this entire correction.

I mean, that if bonds were to dump, you'd be in the red and you'd need to wait til they recover. With your individual bond, you don't care, it expires/reaches maturity.

Its just chatGPT which I feed a lot of graphs of SOXL daily movement and I give it a summary of how it moved everyday at different points of the day.

Just buy cheap OTM options in both directions (and get crabbed to death in the end)

if bonds were to dump

do you have any opinion on where treasuries might go?
i see, thanks

With cuts they should go up, and in a recession I think they regularly do that too. But with that inflation outlook and debtlevel of the US it could be a bit more difficult.

Debt and yields, that's a deathspiral. The higher the debt, the higher the risk, the higher the yield, the higher the debt.

thanks

wouldn't you also expect more treasury sales by the government due to lower tax receipts therefor putting downward pressure on treasury prices due to increased supply. do you know how that works?

Historically, that effect has been overwhelmed by other factors. In economic downturns, the Treasury generally issues more bonds -- that's true. But the main reason it does this is because Congress orders the government to spend lots of money in order to stimulate the economy. Concern about lower tax revenues is only a minor factor. Combined with the Fed lowering interest rates and investors desperately wanting bonds, the overall effect is that rates go down, not up.

Calling cap post port/trade history

Historically we never had digital currency. End the Fed Let people and banks lose their wealth. time to flip the table

Just buying some bonds with different maturies, rotating or however you wanna do it, seems a bit safer than an ETF which has no expiry/real maturity like your bond. You will receive ALL your money back with the bond and the interest.

If yields go higher both go red. But the red of your bond eventually stops.

New bread

im fucked, looking at losses on SMCI and AMD, i'll say it again, once i settle these positions I'm gonna be a BUY AND HOLD FAG (yes i said the same shit yesterday)

closed uvix position
went from -20% to -8% or something
bought soxl

What is this schizo picture?