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In 4.5 hours, Sergey Nazarov from Chainlink is delivering the keynote at the DC Blockchain Summit in front of what looks like most of the US Congress.
dcblockchainsummit.com/speakers

AI speaker?

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imagine her bj skills

must be legendary

powered by Chainlink(TM)

I am gonna buy 1650$ ethereum today!

We’re gigamooning btw. Congressmen are calling their bankers and yelling “I don’t care what it takes, Marc, liquidate the Pasadena house if you need to, but get me those blue cubes, you hear me?”

Is it happening? Are are we going to giga dump?

the pump we're having is gonna get wiped right after this right

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the thing with markets is that it cant stay irrational FOREVER, eventually it has to end

"DC" as in "Digital Chamber" (the private entity organising the event), not "Washington DC".
Also, Chainlink is the platinum sponsor for the event, meaning they paid the most for the privilege of speaking here.

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The event is in Washington DC, and looks like half of congress is there, see dcblockchainsummit.com/speakers

Not to mention

You both seem very riled up LMAOO THE HAMMERHEADS OF Anon Babble

Bullish for XRP

Oh so he probably has provided his market maker with even more LINK to make sure he can extract the surplus of liquidity that may enter LINK following this.
CRABBING MAKES SERGEY SO FUCKING RICH BROS

Yeah, I'm not fully downplaying it. In fact I think it's grnuinely bullish since Sergey is in fact speaking in front of a lot of government officials. However I'm just stating facts - the "DC" is misleading to make it seem like an official government event, and Chainlink IS the platinum sponsor.

Are you retarded?

the "DC" is misleading to make it seem like an official government event

It's literally in DC, and half of Congress is there, speaking in their official capacities.

Is there a stream?

it will be law to use LINK

Why does this piece of shit have to lie in the post?

It doesn't matter, look at who is invited, CEO of $DAG kek.

Ayy good lookin

look at who is invited

Look who's doing the keynote though.
Also look who's working with legislators on a "proof of" bill.

Doesn't use the token though

PoR is a direct payment service, you literally can't use it without the token.

CL PoR is literally delivered by 3rd party agencies. I would be surprised if anyone pays for this, they probably pay the oracle fee and it gets updated every 24hr, which is literally dollars in revenue.

I would be surprised if anyone pays for this, they probably pay the oracle fee

Listen to yourself.

THE HAMMERHEADS OF Anon Babble

So the PoR oracles are updated every 24hrs kek. So let's calculate the total revenue since inception (2022) assuming we say there were 42 feeds from the beginning (being generous here). It works out to be 12k Link in revenue (0.2-0.5 Link per feed) over 3 years. Top kek.

This is actually good clarification.

The bill is called "proof of bill", not "proof of reserves bill".
PoR is just the beginning, Chainlink is preparing a whole suite of "proof of" products: composition, solvency, liabilities, official credit rating (S&P, Moody's, Fitch, ...), etc.
All of which will need to be pulled up "on a second by second basis" according to Sergey.
youtube.com/watch?v=fnlAYZ_GYsg

Nigger, it's "proof of ..." bill, not "proof of bill". A generic bill for all sorts of proofs.

It doesn't matter, look at who is invited, CEO of $DAG kek.

Imagine attempting to downplay this list dcblockchainsummit.com/speakers by pointing out there is a nobody halfway down after all those headshots with American flags in the background lmaooo

Yes, it's "proof of X bill".
Referring to proof of reserves, composition, solvency, liabilities, official credit rating, etc.

THE HAMMERHEADS OF Anon Babble

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA POOLS CLOSED STUPID XRP RETARDS HAHAHAHAHAH BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME THE SWITCH HAS BEEN FLIPPED AMIRITE GUISE

Didnt trump sign one last night referring to proof of citizenship being required for voting etc? More proofs off...this is all going to legally require LINK tokens to be bought

it's weird to see Sergey in a suit, without his trademark flannel shirt. it's like seeing your son grow up and slip away from you.

look at who gets sloppy seconds in a 20 minute slot

He wont even get through 25% of the same slides hes been showing for the past 8 years

I’m not buying until Pelosi’s buying.

no the token just follows the rest of the market... Are you completely stupid ?

keynote

sloppy seconds

pick one

20 minutes

uhh both?

watching the livestream just now "Bitcoin is the mosh Jewish form of currency"

wow I can't believe this is sponsored by chainlink

my man big serg

OH NO HE FUMBLED IMMEDIATELY

FAT MAN IS CRASHING MY FUCKING STACK

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Porn star pseudonym

Holy fuck this is incredible Sergey is just EDUCATING the US senate and house of representatives.

checked. we have come a long way. new slides btw

This is what was promised years ago

ngl i did not think he is gonna go all technical holy

proposing chainlink as the cornerstone of web 3 and the US financial system to the US government

holy shit

International shots fired

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LMAO MY MAN IS SHILLING LINK DIRECTLY TO CONGRESS

interdasting

unreal

This is actually the first time I hear Big Serg speak. Been a baggie for a while. For some reason I imagined him with a thicc hohol accent.

Do you understand the implications of this slide

thank you Sergey, and thank you Chainlink for making this conference possible

Huh.

They are title sponsors

fundamentally

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Fucking surreal anons
We really are wagmi.

I didn't know that. Also good to see such a bipartisan lineup. Both sides of the US govt at a Chainlink powered conference. You love to see it.

*Bull signal. Freudian slip, Chainlink legislation bill incoming

nice

This doesn't feel real. Assblaster seriously underestimated. I love you bros. See you guys on Mars soon.

this industry, after a decade+, is still a complete joke. solutions for problems that don't actually exist
FUTURE OF FINANCE!! 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!!

1100 viewers on the livestream

No one actually uses any of this shit

US announces Chainlink to be the dedicated oracle service of all government contracts

Price action: -6%

Every time.

Excitement over, speech finished, bitcoin can stop its dump now.
he underestimated the supression too.

if i took a shot everytime he said "financial system" I'd be drunk before he even got to the 2nd slide.

just wait 18-24 more months, marines!! your patience will be rewarded
HODLLLL THE LINE

I remember there being 3 people watching the livestream of Chainlink going live on mainnet, 5 years ago when the price was $0.30

Proof of deepthroat

he underestimated the suppression too.

not wrong

its over, we're going below $10

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Price at mainnet announcement was hovering around 75 cents. 20x in 6 years, not what many OGs envisioned back in the early days
Most thought they were going to get an ETH-type ride

Price at mainnet announcement was hovering around 75 cents.

It was around 50 cents.
Bitcoin had been suppressing Link at 60c for like a year, and the mainnet announcement finally pushed Link over.

so what did he say? was it another big fat nothingburger, like always?

Of course. He is objectively awful at promoting his own company/products. Always speaking way too abstractly and putting the audience to sleep

Kek like clockwork

He explained exactly how Chainlink fits into the push for tokenization.
Pretty much that it's easy to print tokens on some chain ("core layer"), but the hard part is doing all the stuff around it, both functionally (interoperability etc.) and regulatorily (proving reserves, liquidity, solvency, ...).

He set the stage for the very near future when the US government will enforce all kinds of on-chain proofs regarding tokenized assets.
See the "proof of" bill that's in the works.

Honest tip: work on your life anon. You're way too bitter about this shit.

Last, and only words of a mind broken bagholder. unwillingness to see reality and look at the landscape objectively

What exactly is objective about identifying a slew of problems with an investment, for years on end I might add, only to continue to hold it? That simple observation should make it pretty obvious who is mind broken and who isn't.

Charles Hoskinson

CEO, Input | Output

omitted Hong Kong

lol

I love how Sergey gives this extremely confident, lucid talk, perfectly tailored to his audience, and the 80IQ ESLs on Anon Babble are like "It was all buzzwords and gibberish" because they literally don't understand what he's talking about.

It doesnt have to be forever mr satan. Just longer than we can remain solvent

That's cool and all, but...price?
Oh, and...chart?

I still have good 70-80 years to go, im positive that i can remain solvent longer than market can remain irrational

Chuck is speaking now; moderating a panel with World Liberty Financial. Dude can't help talking about himself with opening a story on how he met Don Jr while helping out NC Hurricane victims.

sARegay nazarov, co-founder of chainlink

Is big Serger speaking today or some other day?

In this pic he got Trump’s attention by explaining chainlink’ s ground breaking new innovation. “Proof of Bigmac”

absolutely hilarious that this hugely important event with senators and congressmen is hosted on this little tiny corner of the internet. it's on rumble but then in attendance is like Ted Cruz rofl

Explain?

industry "relations"

When is that fat fuck finally going to run out of tokens to sell?

the blowjob is monored by several remote sensors in real time and the biometrics are written onto the blockchain via chainlink oracles as part of our new proof of ejaculation product

it was today, see

Yeah but he has 2 fireside chats too

Chainlink hits $16 and BTC immediately dumps.

link hits exactly $16

btc dumps at random non-resistance level

makes one ponder does it not?

Nothing can be done about it except waiting for the pain to stop. The nightmare to end.

No, when mentioning CCIP he said something along the lines of "systems like ccip and others" what the fuck. He should straight up say "this is our solution to all of these problems" I don't get it. I understand not shilling the link token like a scam artist

you don't get invited to be the primary speaker at a conference attended by dozens of Congressmen by constantly shilling your product. Sergey gave a masterful lesson on web 3 and tastefully pointed out that Chainlink is the only protocol that can really make it all possible. Everyone understands, there is no need to be vulgar about it.

They've got to pay lip service to technological neutrality at least I think. If some got the idea that Sergey was arrogantly assuming this is a fait accompli - they'd say "no fuck this guy" just for the sake of it. This is the United States - not some 2 bit company with no bargaining power to build its own system; we know, and they know, there is no real alterantive, but its better to let people come to that conclusion by themselves rather than try to force it down their throat and look like a greedy fuck or like youve manipulated these congressmen into this position. Delicate tightrope to walk.

Tech CEOs are supposed to look like shit. It makes them look more authentic to boomers

this chick would be all teeth and ask 'does that feel good?'. knowing you anon, you would grin and bear it, as that is probably the most action you have seen in years. ngmi.

oof. u got em bad

invited

CL PAID to be there. They sponsored the event so of course they're going to give their title sponsor a speaking slot

trying to explain nuanced political language to Anon Babble morons

good luck