In 4.5 hours, Sergey Nazarov from Chainlink is delivering the keynote at the DC Blockchain Summit in front of what looks like most of the US Congress.
dcblockchainsummit.com
In 4.5 hours...
AI speaker?
imagine her bj skills
must be legendary
powered by Chainlink(TM)
I am gonna buy 1650$ ethereum today!
We’re gigamooning btw. Congressmen are calling their bankers and yelling “I don’t care what it takes, Marc, liquidate the Pasadena house if you need to, but get me those blue cubes, you hear me?”
Is it happening? Are are we going to giga dump?
the pump we're having is gonna get wiped right after this right
Chainlink is working with lergislators on a "proof of" bill, this is probably related to that right?
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the thing with markets is that it cant stay irrational FOREVER, eventually it has to end
"DC" as in "Digital Chamber" (the private entity organising the event), not "Washington DC".
Also, Chainlink is the platinum sponsor for the event, meaning they paid the most for the privilege of speaking here.
The event is in Washington DC, and looks like half of congress is there, see dcblockchainsummit.com
Not to mention
You both seem very riled up LMAOO THE HAMMERHEADS OF Anon Babble
Bullish for XRP
Oh so he probably has provided his market maker with even more LINK to make sure he can extract the surplus of liquidity that may enter LINK following this.
CRABBING MAKES SERGEY SO FUCKING RICH BROS
Yeah, I'm not fully downplaying it. In fact I think it's grnuinely bullish since Sergey is in fact speaking in front of a lot of government officials. However I'm just stating facts - the "DC" is misleading to make it seem like an official government event, and Chainlink IS the platinum sponsor.
Are you retarded?
the "DC" is misleading to make it seem like an official government event
It's literally in DC, and half of Congress is there, speaking in their official capacities.
Is there a stream?
it will be law to use LINK
Why does this piece of shit have to lie in the post?
It doesn't matter, look at who is invited, CEO of $DAG kek.
Ayy good lookin
look at who is invited
Look who's doing the keynote though.
Also look who's working with legislators on a "proof of" bill.
Doesn't use the token though
PoR is a direct payment service, you literally can't use it without the token.
CL PoR is literally delivered by 3rd party agencies. I would be surprised if anyone pays for this, they probably pay the oracle fee and it gets updated every 24hr, which is literally dollars in revenue.
I would be surprised if anyone pays for this, they probably pay the oracle fee
Listen to yourself.
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So the PoR oracles are updated every 24hrs kek. So let's calculate the total revenue since inception (2022) assuming we say there were 42 feeds from the beginning (being generous here). It works out to be 12k Link in revenue (0.2-0.5 Link per feed) over 3 years. Top kek.
This is actually good clarification.
The bill is called "proof of bill", not "proof of reserves bill".
PoR is just the beginning, Chainlink is preparing a whole suite of "proof of" products: composition, solvency, liabilities, official credit rating (S&P, Moody's, Fitch, ...), etc.
All of which will need to be pulled up "on a second by second basis" according to Sergey.
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Nigger, it's "proof of ..." bill, not "proof of bill". A generic bill for all sorts of proofs.
It doesn't matter, look at who is invited, CEO of $DAG kek.
Imagine attempting to downplay this list dcblockchainsummit.com
Yes, it's "proof of X bill".
Referring to proof of reserves, composition, solvency, liabilities, official credit rating, etc.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA POOLS CLOSED STUPID XRP RETARDS HAHAHAHAHAH BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME THE SWITCH HAS BEEN FLIPPED AMIRITE GUISE
Didnt trump sign one last night referring to proof of citizenship being required for voting etc? More proofs off...this is all going to legally require LINK tokens to be bought
it's weird to see Sergey in a suit, without his trademark flannel shirt. it's like seeing your son grow up and slip away from you.
look at who gets sloppy seconds in a 20 minute slot
He wont even get through 25% of the same slides hes been showing for the past 8 years
I’m not buying until Pelosi’s buying.
no the token just follows the rest of the market... Are you completely stupid ?
keynote
sloppy seconds
pick one
20 minutes
Apparently there is a livestream.
dcblockchainsummit.com
uhh both?
watching the livestream just now "Bitcoin is the mosh Jewish form of currency"
wow I can't believe this is sponsored by chainlink
my man big serg
OH NO HE FUMBLED IMMEDIATELY
FAT MAN IS CRASHING MY FUCKING STACK
Porn star pseudonym
hair tuft
it's over
Holy fuck this is incredible Sergey is just EDUCATING the US senate and house of representatives.
checked. we have come a long way. new slides btw
This is what was promised years ago
ngl i did not think he is gonna go all technical holy
proposing chainlink as the cornerstone of web 3 and the US financial system to the US government
holy shit
International shots fired
LMAO MY MAN IS SHILLING LINK DIRECTLY TO CONGRESS
interdasting
unreal
This is actually the first time I hear Big Serg speak. Been a baggie for a while. For some reason I imagined him with a thicc hohol accent.
Do you understand the implications of this slide
thank you Sergey, and thank you Chainlink for making this conference possible
Huh.
They are title sponsors
fundamentally
Fucking surreal anons
We really are wagmi.
I didn't know that. Also good to see such a bipartisan lineup. Both sides of the US govt at a Chainlink powered conference. You love to see it.
Bill signal. Hair goes up, number goes up.
*Bull signal. Freudian slip, Chainlink legislation bill incoming
nice
This doesn't feel real. Assblaster seriously underestimated. I love you bros. See you guys on Mars soon.
this industry, after a decade+, is still a complete joke. solutions for problems that don't actually exist
FUTURE OF FINANCE!! 4TH INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION!!
1100 viewers on the livestream
No one actually uses any of this shit
US announces Chainlink to be the dedicated oracle service of all government contracts
Price action: -6%
Every time.
Excitement over, speech finished, bitcoin can stop its dump now.
he underestimated the supression too.
if i took a shot everytime he said "financial system" I'd be drunk before he even got to the 2nd slide.
just wait 18-24 more months, marines!! your patience will be rewarded
HODLLLL THE LINE
I remember there being 3 people watching the livestream of Chainlink going live on mainnet, 5 years ago when the price was $0.30
Proof of deepthroat
he underestimated the suppression too.
not wrong
its over, we're going below $10
Price at mainnet announcement was hovering around 75 cents. 20x in 6 years, not what many OGs envisioned back in the early days
Most thought they were going to get an ETH-type ride
Price at mainnet announcement was hovering around 75 cents.
It was around 50 cents.
Bitcoin had been suppressing Link at 60c for like a year, and the mainnet announcement finally pushed Link over.
so what did he say? was it another big fat nothingburger, like always?
Of course. He is objectively awful at promoting his own company/products. Always speaking way too abstractly and putting the audience to sleep
Kek like clockwork
He explained exactly how Chainlink fits into the push for tokenization.
Pretty much that it's easy to print tokens on some chain ("core layer"), but the hard part is doing all the stuff around it, both functionally (interoperability etc.) and regulatorily (proving reserves, liquidity, solvency, ...).
He set the stage for the very near future when the US government will enforce all kinds of on-chain proofs regarding tokenized assets.
See the "proof of" bill that's in the works.
Honest tip: work on your life anon. You're way too bitter about this shit.
Last, and only words of a mind broken bagholder. unwillingness to see reality and look at the landscape objectively
What exactly is objective about identifying a slew of problems with an investment, for years on end I might add, only to continue to hold it? That simple observation should make it pretty obvious who is mind broken and who isn't.
Charles Hoskinson
CEO, Input | Output
omitted Hong Kong
lol
I love how Sergey gives this extremely confident, lucid talk, perfectly tailored to his audience, and the 80IQ ESLs on Anon Babble are like "It was all buzzwords and gibberish" because they literally don't understand what he's talking about.
It doesnt have to be forever mr satan. Just longer than we can remain solvent
That's cool and all, but...price?
Oh, and...chart?
I still have good 70-80 years to go, im positive that i can remain solvent longer than market can remain irrational
Chuck is speaking now; moderating a panel with World Liberty Financial. Dude can't help talking about himself with opening a story on how he met Don Jr while helping out NC Hurricane victims.
sARegay nazarov, co-founder of chainlink
Is big Serger speaking today or some other day?
In this pic he got Trump’s attention by explaining chainlink’ s ground breaking new innovation. “Proof of Bigmac”
absolutely hilarious that this hugely important event with senators and congressmen is hosted on this little tiny corner of the internet. it's on rumble but then in attendance is like Ted Cruz rofl
Explain?
industry "relations"
When is that fat fuck finally going to run out of tokens to sell?
the blowjob is monored by several remote sensors in real time and the biometrics are written onto the blockchain via chainlink oracles as part of our new proof of ejaculation product
it was today, see
Yeah but he has 2 fireside chats too
Keynote official vid:
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Chainlink hits $16 and BTC immediately dumps.
link hits exactly $16
btc dumps at random non-resistance level
makes one ponder does it not?
Nothing can be done about it except waiting for the pain to stop. The nightmare to end.
No, when mentioning CCIP he said something along the lines of "systems like ccip and others" what the fuck. He should straight up say "this is our solution to all of these problems" I don't get it. I understand not shilling the link token like a scam artist
you don't get invited to be the primary speaker at a conference attended by dozens of Congressmen by constantly shilling your product. Sergey gave a masterful lesson on web 3 and tastefully pointed out that Chainlink is the only protocol that can really make it all possible. Everyone understands, there is no need to be vulgar about it.
They've got to pay lip service to technological neutrality at least I think. If some got the idea that Sergey was arrogantly assuming this is a fait accompli - they'd say "no fuck this guy" just for the sake of it. This is the United States - not some 2 bit company with no bargaining power to build its own system; we know, and they know, there is no real alterantive, but its better to let people come to that conclusion by themselves rather than try to force it down their throat and look like a greedy fuck or like youve manipulated these congressmen into this position. Delicate tightrope to walk.
Tech CEOs are supposed to look like shit. It makes them look more authentic to boomers
KEK
this chick would be all teeth and ask 'does that feel good?'. knowing you anon, you would grin and bear it, as that is probably the most action you have seen in years. ngmi.
oof. u got em bad
invited
CL PAID to be there. They sponsored the event so of course they're going to give their title sponsor a speaking slot
trying to explain nuanced political language to Anon Babble morons
good luck