Which demon has the best returns for selling your soul?

Which demon has the best returns for selling your soul?

lucifer

Me.

mammon

what kind of bags you got on the soul?

They’re not too heavy, just wondering what the going rate was.

Yeah probably this but you should go with God, OP. This life is too short for an eternity of suffering tbqh

You make your own luck, anon. Religion is for the weak looking for some skydaddy to come save them.

Well yeah hence why I’m selling my soul to make some luck

Blackrock

I personally think that all religion is bullshit, and anyone coming at you saying they have all of the answers is trying to control you. That being said, I also believe that there is an actual spirit world, as I've experienced things. Try talking to the spirit world, and asking them for help. I don't think you have to sell your soul or anything, you just have to get their attention.

As an example, I was looking at possible major negative changes going to happen in my life, and I called out the spirit world for help. I then used a tarot card deck, and it told me what was going to happen every week for like three months straight. It was 100% accurate, and the possibility of that happening without the spirit world's help is impossible. I framed it, and put it on my wall as proof of my experience but the doesn't validate any single religion.

You don't understand I am literal financial Satan and win always. Only solution is kys. But I enjoy too much yet

Any deal with a devil is the worst kind of ripoff. Go with God.

Any deal with a devil

You absolute retard need to understand that any DEAL by itself needs by definition a weaker position. And thereby you are either fucked or you fuck. There are no options. this the the deal

Can't sell your soul,because it's not yours to give in the first place,satan wants your destiny.

None of them.
Hell is an oblivion. Dante was an artist, not a prophet or disciple.

Elites are thinking mean words in their heads while making some stupid made up hand gesture and nobody hears them but Christ.
They aren't getting powers. They're just all in that room when they rape and kill those babies so they all help each other.

Fpbp and based. Prometheus wants us to advance forward. Not to dwell on past mistakes.
Love yourself and treat yourself good and your gains will be worth more than anything you can spend.

Kingdom of god is within you

name literally means "Money" in yiddish

SATAN TAKE ME

I deny the wretched Christ and the Holy Spirit in your name. Glorious Satan, I ask nothing in this bargain, please just let me stand against Christ the Liar and his despicable followers in the final days. Until that point, allow me to lead as many sheep as possible away from his flock.

Ave Satanas, amen.

Can't sell what doesn't belong to you. Devil wants you to go to hell with him. Accept the Gospel now and be passed from life to death forever. Know for certain you can never go to hell. Or, be told by God himself at the great white throne of judgement the many times you could've accepted the Gospel but chose not to. Including this time.

youtu.be/9M3-eybl1gQ?feature=shared

Kek.
Satan means adversary so you could call lucifer that but he’s not the primordial evil that runs the world. He’s on our side. Maybe the only force that is apart from Christ which only you can find within yourself

Whatever Christ is, I’m his adversary

well gonna go for the good old Anon Babble bitfuck
Summon him we need heavy fud

Whatever a jew is, I’m his adversary.

Yeah that’s why I hate christcucks, they’re turbo goyim

Yeah but does that mean he gives the best offers?

I've gotten pretty solid results from Belial and Bune

You're a fucking retard and your expectations of the future changed your reality. If you were never expecting these negative things to occur, you would have never noticed that it was happening in the first place. I bet your "predictions" were vague bullshit.

Think about it. Were your predictions of the future not well defined and ambiguous? Meaning that multiple things would fit the criteria of it happening? You set yourself up for success when you do not have well defined criteria.

Hey something will happen later this week where you will benefit monetarily and it will be unexpected. Oh shit maybe you found a bill on the ground? Oh shit maybe someone gave you a refund you weren't expecting? Someone gave you a free item because of a mistake at the restaurant? Oh shit look at that! I made more money in my paycheck this week than I was expecting. I NEVER make this much on my paycheck, this week my pay is higher by $100! WOW.

You say you don't believe in religion but you are exactly the retard that religion was created to control. Good luck with the rest of your life, you're going to need all the luck you can get.

I said I didn't believe in any specific religion, I can only go by what I've personally experienced. Fact not faith guides me. The cards were right, every damn week of the reading, each card for one week.

In the left picture frame, upper right corner, you see a chariot, seemingly pulled in two different directions. That week I bought an old truck, and was driving it home when the differential locked up. The truck spun out all over the road, and I'm lucky it didn't flip. The permutations of the cards being right, every single week, specifically, is impossible.

My running theory is that god is the universe, he works through the laws of nature, and there is also a spirit world. I have no proof that anyone's book on religion is real unless I experience it as being so.

If you were never expecting these negative things to occur, you would have never noticed that it was happening in the first place. I bet your "predictions" were vague bullshit.

No the negative issues I was going through were legal, and they were very real. The cards even told me what would be the outcome of the legal problems, and they were correct 100%. It's my own personal miracle, and I don't care if you believe me. It's my experience.

Story time?

The cards were so specific to what I was going through every week. I just can't explain it any other way than getting help from the spirit world.

In the picture frame on the right, lower right corner, you see lady justice, weighing the evidence against me, and the next card over you see the 9 of wands, a man victorious but beaten down, representing me.

You can think what you want but I know what I experienced.

Think about what you just said in terms of archetypes. If you don't know what this is, find out

Just build your own demon like the daoists do

Shitcoins, Based Pepe in my case

You don't pick the demon
The demon picks you
Regards, schi/x/ophrenia

Heaven is the real ripoff here, in hell you can sin forever like cocaine and hookers... Forever

You'd be too busy wishing you'd never been born to enjoy any of the hookers, anon.

^^