I fell for the Anon Babble hypergamy meme and bought a good chunk of this company's stock last week...

Doesn’t help their profit model at all. Male to female ratio is higher and more men are wisening up to the fact that payer for tinder gold is pointless, acknowledging hypergamy

my thesis here is that roasties will pay to access Chad dick over 18 yo cuties and eventually pay to access a beta provider once they are fully ran through
you can see this happening at bumble already, a significant part of their subscribers are women and growing

you'll probably get a nice payout when musk buys it like he did twitter
or you'll get nothing when match co is nationalized

listening to Anon Babble

you deserve it

Don’t think that will be profitable. Not enough Chads to go around. Women would eventually just stop paying too. I think both men and women sexlessness will just increase. Probably ending up like the Her movie for both sexes once they let the tech out for the masses

I live in New York and the amount of 35 year old urban professionals competing for 6 foot plus dick / trust fund bro to settle down with is staggering. This demographic has insane disposable income and they know they MUST settle down now before their eggs completely rot. They also have no life outside of the office so it's not like they are gonna meet their future husband at a hiking club. In fact the last two girls I dated came from bumble.

My point being I can see them dishing out $500 a month to be the first profile in the haystack. Specially with limited swipes.

They’ll just freeze their eggs and continue career bossing. There isn’t really pressure on men and women to marry anymore. South Korea is the fate of the west, they just speedran it

that just retards the problem and adds to their income
they are not having kids as single mothers (social death even now) and they sure as hell don't wanna be alone

Lol, no, it's not real.

Is only fans public yet? That seems like the one you'd want to own.

Pretty obvious online dating is a failed business model since women only want the top 5% of men looks wise and nobody else. Those guys don't have to pay. The women don't have to pay. And the 95% of guys getting nothing aren't going to keep paying. There's no paying customer base now that the scam has been exposed and awareness grows

when musk buys it like he did twitter

Is there any news on this beyond the Anon Babble threads?

Chad isn't fucking anything under an 8 or 9. This rules out 99% of the females in online dating.

OF was a massive Dem donor this cycle. I wouldn't be surprised if Trump banhammered it

Anon Babble is literally creating incels and they dont even know lmao

The business would rely more on monetizing the settling down aspect (which every girl boss desperately craves).

How many women can you find on Hinge right now that are hitting 35 and "want kids someday"? Egg freezing is unreliable af.

There's a very limited amount of men that would settle down for one of this women, but it's not far fetched that they would pay significant amounts of cash to find the gentleman in question.

In this sense it's a genius idea.

Of course we may go down the ultrafeminist gender segregation route but somehow I'm skeptical people can actually abstain from sexual contact long term.

wait since when has it been available for buying?

Chad fucks everything brah

It is. Tinders underperforming stock proves it

Sell that shit bro. Any service that relies on you failing to make money is trash

just like Stacy fucks everything right brah?

Chad and women dont pay

That means the winners of tinder are a net negative

Women are doing the 4b movement

Imagine believing this is a serious movement.

meant to reply to

but women do pay, the economics of the apps have changed significantly as outlined above
it's no longer a simp economy, it's a roastie economy

normies probably will because the msm is promoting it actively

last week

Bro, this company's been around for 15 years. Their products have been mainstream for 12.
The social norm for 10.
People started writing them off as useless about five years ago.

...you bought stock in them now?

They're not going to keep their rage up for very long.

i think the idea is that these people are the product and the desperate average and below people are the customers

Is bumble decent now?
Haven't touched the apps in years. I'll admit, the idea of bumble was cool, but I was kind of annoyed that after all these years of bitching and moaning about low effort messages, women literally just message you with "hey"

I've never gotten as much pussy as in the past year but your mileage may vary. I think most of the bitching about these apps comes from asian dudes

Maybe. Lot of it just comes down to people's attitudes and how much effort they're putting in.

bullrun soaring and roaring

i know i will buy this dying jew company because i think im smart incel

Why the fuck would you do that to yourself?
dating apps are DEAD
the only time worth buying was covid but after 2021 final lockdowns it went downhill you miss your chance

chokehold on its niche (no, Instagram is not a competitor)

PE 13

200 million quarterly free cash flow going straight into share buybacks

I don't know f a m, looks pretty cozy to me

They're not going to keep their rage up for very long.

Exactly
Korean women go out and hunt for cock.