Anyone else going to buy one of these when they make it next year?

Anyone else going to buy one of these when they make it next year?

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Why the fuck would anyone do that?

Im gonna buy an rx8 instead

Everything I hear about it makes it sound useless outside of a get around town car to flex to your neighbors.

a what? a woman?

A prostitute? Yeah I'll probably buy one during the next bull run in 2027.

NOSE ALERT

what about the roof-mounted flamethrower addon

Why do they call it a cyber truck when it's a glorified SUV?

that's what turned me off it. They cucked out to the interests of low test soijacks in tech and Gen Z Boss In A Mini that like SUVs, instead of being based and making an actual truck.

how much does he cost then?
why is he leaning on a traschcan tho?

imagine her bending down to pick something up and seeing her erect penis pop out of the skirt

wow!

shes so hot she has a youtube channel for ESL people to learn english but i watch the vids anyways cause she hot

Yep. I'm even going to put bullhorns on the front in honor of the golden bull.

the same retards that buy these shit on people buying lambos

lmao I'll take a Tesla over a slow ass Cumstang any day

For me, it's the Canoo

and then i trip accidentally haha and it touches my face accidentally haha and then i open my mouth accidentally haha and suck it haha

camaro double parks in a busy parking lot

WDYD?

me, first things first, im getting that penis enlargment done, then the cyber truck so i can roll around the city getting topp from highschool chicks

No, only retarded like (you)

No. I hate women

I think I can do better than that woman if I was inclined to buy one.

true freedom is found in the seas, that's when you know you've made it

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I can't believe retards bought shares in that company when they design is the total opposite of an utilitarian vehicle. In the end they deserved to lose money

Dead meme. It'll be cool again in 20 years time when they're super rare because nobody bought them and the ones that got used rusted out.

pretty sure the battery wont last 20 years

Only if you pump my shitcoins Elon.

They’ll probably convert them to run on gas.

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I’ll probably own the building behind thanks to timely vesta nft ownership instead

Can you buy Jewish women? I might consider it but I’d get one that doesn’t drive such an ugly car.

I'd consider one only if it's a 12v Cummins swap.

only sure way to get out when its needed hence the only true freedom left

Dies in a storm

Nah. Recreational sailing is cool but going big/living on the sea is scary af

Dies in a storm

these things rarely appear out of nowhere, you on the other hand are mobile and can simply get out of the way well in advance
and no dont use that very glowy freak accident of the british guy recently as an representative example

I like the look of it but the internals are sadly garbage. I'll buy it once they get their shit together

the cybertruck has ONE good angle and that is it. from the rear it just looks like a compost bin.

It makes reddit seethe so I would buy one

She looks a little old for my tastes, Imma get a 19yo or 18yo.

I think it looks cool, too. What stops me is that there are no aftermarket parts suppliers, so once the warranty runs out, you're basically fucked. There have been lots of articles about how shitty and expensive Tesla's service is whenever you have to pay for it yourself. Months of waiting for simple repairs, and parts costs in the thousands for things that might run a couple hundred bucks from any other car manufacturer (because the availability of third-party aftermarket suppliers prevent them from fucking you over too badly).