Get out, now

This is the equivalent of 2008 sub-mortgage prime bubble popping. Only this time, no room for bail outs. No too big to fail in this meta

get out into what nigger

BONDS AS LONG AS THEY PAY OVER 4%p.a

Sounds like a good time to get a loan with Klarna if they're going bankrupt imo

Klarna losing $1b wouldn't even be a hiccup

You can get your ass some jew collection firm is rubbing their hands together right now at the idea of snatching up those debts for 10 cents on the dollar

credit bubble popping

consisting of people that bought pizza on loans

sars nothing ever happens

kek debt maxx a dead company

Is it really worth their time to collect on 3 or 4 doordashes and an instacart order?

yeah but that'll take ages so I get more time on my $8 burrito loan

Burrito financing is the meme but I'm pretty sure Klarna and Affirm get most of their money from women buying clothes and makeup and shit.

I'd rather buy boomer oil stocks then bonds lmao

inflation instantly back at 12%p.a

risk on bonds increasing

Burrito now costs 10 hours the minimum wage

Due to consumer credit pop no loans to buy food

Its going to be anarchy

sure. Boomers die
General population and therefore general demand declines
less oil needed to make plastic trinkets and power "old timer" cars or any other goods or services
less demand for oil, price up

Burrito prices are one of the most overinflated in the past few years. This is a combination of factors but primarily price gouging ignorant people not from burrito-regions of the country. Burritos used to run $6-$8 on average for high quality, high meat, etc good product. They are now routinely $16.

uninstall app

forward emails to trash

how did they even expect to collect lmao
did they think there's some kinda omnipresent digital social credit system in place and you can't ride a bus before you pay off your uber eats loans

price gouging

opinion discarded. The margins in the food industry are razor thin. The doubling in price are the dricet effect of the 2020-22 bail outs and the 23 mini bail out of the same banks that were bailed out in 2008 - 11. No price gouging

Klarna

Never heard of it

OK post your 30 year T-bills or fuck off back to roddit

its a payment processor that went into the loan business offering 0% loans on door dash, and people stopped paying their bills

Average of 7

The economy is supported by pizza loans

Um ok?

Right so no proof
Another faggot nigger larper

no it isn't. Its supported by the assumption that the people unable to pay back pizza loans are able to pay back the public debt inflation of the past 80 years

unable to pay back pizza loans

maybe they're able, but can't be forced to

You're a gullible ignoramus.

the same thing. It doesn't matter if they refuse or if they cant, the risk is increasing, on the entire underlying pyramid scheme of Greatest generation, Boomers and X ate yesterday, bought mc mansions and played nouveau rich and expected millenials zoomers and alphas to pay the bill, who just say, neh, go die in a ditch, we aint paying back the pizza loan

emit three times the amount of "currency"

remove all stop gabs on capital reserve requirements for private banks

oh how is it that my burrito costs now three times it cost before

magick

its those ebin capitalists comrade

those are very far-fetched conclusions considering that 136 million dollars is 2/3 of 24h fartcoin trading volume lmao

the CEO of McDonalds is on the record saying that their price increases were to test the consumer. This means they raised prices until they saw any decline or resistance in sales. That has nothing to do with their costs.

volume is worthless. I can trade the same cent back n times, nothing happened

my hateCapitalistTodayComrade.mypsace blog is totally trustworthy

okay comrade. Free helathcare now! Just print the money, offer and demand, pfff, that is capitalist

you start to sound like stormfags - conspiracy tards

just ignore the problem until they give up

uh BASED

you have to be 18 to post here

the credit line for the socialization of capital risk to pay fr your dental care run out nigger.
Boomers being deflationary is letting the entire pyramid scheme crash. And the lesson after 1945 and 1990 is, there cannot be mercy toward socialists, you all have to die

The Swedish payments startup said its net loss for the first three months of 2025 totaled $99 million — significantly worse than the $47 million loss it reported a year ago. Klarna said this was due to several one-off costs related to depreciation, share-based payments and restructuring.

Aren't these debts just accruing interest for them? I'm sure they'll find a way to garnish wages.

Prices will keep going up when people continue to buy.
You could easily buy all the ingredients for $18 or less and make three or four burritos.

price gouging

Dull.

thats peanuts you arrogant fuckstick

how can I take advantage of this to get some free shit bros?

That is not how it works.
You can lose the money you have in a bank when it goes under, but not the debt. (((Someone))) will end up purchasing your debt for a very small fraction of what you will need to pay.

we are completely gigafucked, aren't we?

I'm a fucking retard with $4,000 in affirm debt and most of it came from impulse buying uber eats and doordash, financing a mattress, a few grocery orders, and furniture from walmart. But mostly uber eats and doordash