Finally, enough positions have been sold. My deep itm options cannot wreck me below the networth I had before. We would have to revisit much lower values than today for me to lose the entire option plays gain. I now simply hold these options. They dump it? Don't care not selling. They pump it? Don't care not selling until my price target range.
This feels really good. In the event of a crash back to April lows it will still end with me at a net positive. I stand more to gain from holding then selling
dump and stays down
I lose out on five figure gains
pumps to my upper price target
Well hello six figure hell
Ahahahahahaha!
we crab for the entire year
Where are my 0dtechads at?!
I lost a lot of money because google is cringe
Buy Celsius
Where is the earnings pic?
why are you so adamant about celsius? not hating, just curious
he wants someone to buy his bags
i won't post in an early bake until the last thread hits 310, looks like it just did so
Just helping my fellow bros out
Cope
but where is crab chan?
CRWV if it pulls back to the 85 range. I have been swing trading this since earnings it has a pretty wide daily range and only requires 40% margin maintenance. schizo stock and just had a great quarter. fidelity ceo owns 10% of the shares and NVDA made a $250M investment at IPO that is up massively
Give it to me straight: Are we finally seeing green tommorrow or do I start preparing ice soup for the rest of the week?
the fuck do you mean “finally seeing green”
market has been green for a month straight
numbers off a bit and also a reason to long NVDA into earnings next week
Nvidia's investment in CoreWeave could potentially show up in Nvidia's earnings, particularly as a gain in their investment portfolio. Nvidia's 13G filing revealed that they hold 7% of CoreWeave's Class A shares, and that stake is now valued at approximately $2.02 billion, representing a paper profit of $1.67 billion on the initial investment of $350 million. This increase in the value of their investment could be reflected in Nvidia's earnings as a gain.
My old broker was Scottrade, TD Ameritrade acquired them and became my new broker, and then Scwhab acquired them and became my broker.
I gave you guys my biography to ask; Is TD Bank shit? I also notice that they've been shutting down a lot of branches.
NIGGERS N JEWS
some butt munch starts using my email to create a citi bank account
get first email, ignore it he probably realized he put the wrong email or something
get new email
”thank you for setting up your account”
one minute later, get “thank you for setting up Zelle”
remember you can Zelle money with an email
get a little nervous, he still hasn’t changed the email for the account
see number in email that says to call in case someone opens an account with your email or registers for Zelle
call number
forgets its current year where all toll free numbers are automated mazes
bot insists to do voice and not key tone
it gives up finally
literally none of the options match what I want
just press whatever and am eventually passed to a pajeeta who passes me to another pajeeta
tell them what’s happened and that I don’t want my email associated with Tyrone glocktavious’ check fraud account
am zary saar we gannot remove your email from his akount
give them his full name, last 4 of account, last 4 of debit card, and user ID. >(I could literally clean house on the motherfuckers account)
… sar please gib me one moment
ok sar we cannot remove your email from his account but I will let the bank know
tfw my email that contains my name and not his is now linked to his bank account with his name
tfw whole ordeal takes 30 minutes and he still has my fucking email
tfw I’m probably gonna get scammed and citi doesn’t care
All these business major degree mills are to blame for this. Late stage capitalism is insufferable. This is why I want to leave. Even the well off and intelligent get drug through the mud for no discernible reason other than maximize shareholder value.i don’t even bank with the shit heads and they still manage to infect my life with this corporate bile they call “business”
So just use his account and shit to buy Amazon gift cards? I mean cmon man this is looking a gift horse in the cock
Still practicing. Had two scalps back to back go heavily against me today and that put me on tilt, but still learned some good stuff. I consider it the cost of tuition. There's definitely something here, I just need to firmly grasp it and make it repeatable.
Laws protect niggers from themselves
every major index shitting the bed today
Russel 2000 finishing slightly in the green
why?
Russell's been shitting the bed all year so far. Today was laundry day for it.
/smg/ is not your blog. Take your trash somewhere else scrotum.
that explains it, thanks nigga
she's teasing older men
Hmm, you wanted to market to move anon? You wanted to make some money?
Maybe you wanted the market to go up? Or maybe you're a bear.
Well too bad.
Don't you know that only real men make money in the market?
I bet you don't even sell options (lol).
I lucked out today selling into that post-dump pump.
Bought some $2 SLS calls with the gains, they might be itm come premarket
Why can't the stock market sponsor a race car?
race car crashes
muh symbolism
many such cases
Though there is a CLF car this year, is that still a hot stock? Whatever happened to CLF tranny?
ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME!!! I'VE BEEN WAITING 10 YEARS FOR THIS!!!!
You little slut...
Must be corrected!!!
large scale retaliation
Translation: a few hundred missiles
I'd be over the moon if they said "war", but that ain't it
he fell for the happening meme again
You now remember when this guy's schtick was macro and being "the bond king" instead of 24/7 doom and gloom
Wrong again Baggler child. There will be no WWIII and you have been instructed on numerous occasions to stop crying about the end of the world. Wait for the knock.
They call me Big D, and its actually happening. Turn on CNN boss.
I just turned on CNN and they're crying that Norm from Cheers died. No WWIII.
she's teasing older men
good one haha
Nice. I should have sold in the morning. Wasn’t thinking straight, probably should have been a no trade day
I need for snibs jay pegs if I’m gonna be a volatility trader.
i started using klarna to buy everything, i dont need stocks anymore i made it
Opinions on Jap bond yields skyrocketing?
Was thinking about shorting the pound...
japs sell us treasuries -> american bond yields increase -> Brits stuck holding american debt that's worth less -> brit bonds begin to decline in price due to their fiscal situation and shrinking asset position -> brits decide to sell out the pound to prop up the gilt
I need more volatility in my life this isn't cutting it anymore
you might be interested in DGNX then
Why did Celsius crash from $90 to $30?
We're bombing the fuck out of Iran bros. Hope you don't mind some volatility, boss.
Inventory optimization at Pepsi. In the past now. Widely reported on
Short everything reliant on zoomers. They're all getting drafted to go fight Iran boss.
UK is sanctioning Israel
Its over kikes, no one wants to deal with your shit. We are srming muslims against you now so you hopefully kill each other
The UK is an Iranian colony now. You did this to yourselves boss.
The big banks are predicting 3% in 6 months... so yea.
They are what the big boys use in Canada for what it is worth.
You cant even defeat homeless people when you control all their imports/exports and infrastructure.
Also your soldiers wear diapers
The absolute state of Israel is embarrassing.
How did you drop the ball so hard?
being "the bond king"
He is the Bakersfield "bond king."
I hate this pos. I bought at $90 then sold at $55 then it shot back up to $100 a few days later
So what is your price target and when?
Where bagholder extreme, I lost all my money on Wing Yippy Holding and need to have a word with him
Like $1,000 and quick
I bought the day after it went public and sold before $50. only had two shares though lol
I was being serious and looking into it. You clearly are not and just trying to pump your bags.
I could double my money this year if we only crab sideways. Flat is best.
Look into yourself retard. I don’t care what you do
Look, it's going to be fine boss, just buy more.
I looked into it, my price target is $20 and bought puts today.
They have shit for earnings and missed revenue expectations last quarter. Thinking it goes to $1000 is a joke. You could have said $100.
Is D-Wave going to keep climbing, or is this the new plateau for a while?
Agree, though I like to see a red day before I buy puts. Cause people follow the trend.
Make that $2,000
i don't see CELH going anywhere above $80 as a beverage company. more than likely to get bought out by one of the big boys as usual. so many energy drinks flooding the consumer market that it makes it difficult for celsius to stand out when its not doing anything exceptional. of course everyone is an expert now because like in 2020, everything is green. its just money flowing wherever it can at this point. i will forever be a firm Coke-Cola™ enjoyer and this is an unbiased opinion.
captcha: JMY2K
Americans drinking Celsius
Use Fahrenheit
Me wearing Fahrenheit
Read temperature in Celsius
heh
futures
30y again right below 5%
Is AISP going to keep climbing, or is this the new plateau for a while?
asia sells at noght
yields cross 5%
Powell buys in market hours
yields go down again
Bond market is Looney toons atm
wearing cologne
What shade of brown are you? Just curious don't really care
Wolfspeed bros I am not feeling so good
Who is dumping US stocks/futures every night? Retail? Institutions? Banks? Hedge funds?
Actually, I don't have Fahrenheit. Picrel I do have though and like it. But, not wearing cologne is prime lowclass cope. Women love it depending on the perfume and if it fits you. I don't care if I could annoy any males with it. Hope that helps
Just buy more. DCA bro.
Hedge funds
retail does not have that kind of money. Many hedge funds are part of the country's national security complex to attack, defend, or manipulate the markets for many different reasons.
asking anon what colognes they wear
YWNBARW
Does Japan yield rising mean I will be king when I go visit in November?
In hindsight I fucked up by now loading all in 0DTE naked puts when so many moving averages converged trending down while RSI stalled at this point
I don't know if I'm going to find another +300% gain window that is this obvious anytime soon, but lesson learned.
As for tomorrow I'm thinking we will pump some again in the morning and it will deflate again in the afternoon. No idea if this afternoon dump will be sustained or not, but I'm not seeing SPY hitting ATH anytime soon.
futures
by not loading all in
is this related to Wolf Cola
Oh, RIPlerino
A Wall Street Journal article citing sources with knowledge of the situation claims that Wolfspeed, Inc. (NYSE:WOLF) is getting ready to declare Chapter 11 bankruptcy in the upcoming weeks. After turning down several out-of-court restructuring proposals, the semiconductor manufacturer is moving forward with a court-supervised process backed by the majority of its creditors. Following the news, the firm’s shares fell more than 57% in extended trade.
Wolf isn't in SOX that I can see
Oh thank goodness.
WHO?
H
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Joe's not evil he was just retarded and a victim of elder abuse
Not the wildest theory I've heard.
Weebbro..... you missed a minus sign.......
Yeah, there's also the clone stuff. But I genuinely can't tell who he means with "the people here", if democrats or maybe even other people you should not name. I mean, if he meant the Deep State he could have said that
This is retarded, Biden loved open borders and talked about whites being the minority in their own country. Where did Mayorkas slink off to, back to HIAS? California has a $12 billion budget shortfall because Newsom gave free medical care to all the illegal immigrants.
Joe's not evil
He is 100% corrupt and evil. If you are not sure you have not been paying attention for the last 20 years.
I
FUCKING
TOLD
YOU
SO
WOLFNIGGERS
THIS FUCKING COMPANY BURNS MONEY LIKE THE FED PRINTS IT
YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING HAPPENING TO YOU
love the 80 IQ random capitalization
What we're saying is when you understand what is going on... you won't need Japan anymore.
Trump LITERALLY INVENTED the Social Media form of English that He uses to Communicate with you bastards on The Daily Basis. Only a 180IQ STABLE GENIUS could come up with these New Ways of Speaking.
Basically, You Need to Lurk Moar and Think Harder about how to IMPROVE your posting game Son.
Shit, I forgot to capitalize YOUR I am still learning how to type fluently on the interwebs.
Is this a parody? You're missing at least 4 very well placed commas, kys
Sad! Many such cases!
He was telling us their plan but had to make it sound like he was for it.
Remember when he pointed out that jews are responsible for turning Amarica gay and interracial?
Boe Jiden was always against this shit
when will retail stop autistically buying every little dip. literally none of the bad news is affecting this bitch
had to make it sound like he was for it.
Biden was for it 100%. He sold out his country for money. His entire family is corrupted. If you Biden was against it you are delusional and should watch Biden's own statements when he was senator and VP.
Institutional buying is more important. Retail does not have that type of buying power. Trump and his peeps are pushing the markets up as Trump is trying to get better deals with GYNA.
BUSINESS
AND
FINANCE
YOU FUCKING Anon BabbleNIGGERS
A GOLDEN DOME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE A GOLDEN DOME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE A GOLDEN DOME JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
Retail sentiment in the stock market is that this is very similar to covid, and they won't miss the boat again. It'll take a while and a lot of bad hard data for them to crack.
You're retarded, retail does have that market moving power. They have been the primary driver behind the stock market since Liberation Day since institutional investors are net short on this market
You're retarded, retail does have that market moving power.
Of course I am retarded, that is why I am here. Retail can move a stock, not the market.
Read the graph dipshit, that's multiple days of >$1bln retail inflow it will move the market
We now need one fine rugpull and it will cascade
I don't think so. For bearpocalypse I think you need people to be out of money, you need the real economy hit hard.