/smg/ - Stock Market General

krabby patty edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

financialjuice.com/home
finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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people always talk about btc going to 1 million sooner than later. if mstr is a leveraged position on btc, isnt thatshit free money? isnt the 100 bil market cap comically low? what am i missing?

Well you see, bitcoin might not go to 1 million soon

flatlining

News cycle running dry

What kind of market is a flat market

people unironically expect the market to either just ass blast up or ass blast down all the time

Cool it with the ass blastin buddy, we crabbin for a bit now.

eTorro is gonna be another NMAX/WEBULL moment
there is good support for the original offering price of 68usd. it will go ham tonight/tomorrow

but remember, like anon said, get out sooner rather than later

Fentanyl, STOP!

no mention of ACHR

up almost 60% within the last month

stay losing Anon Babble. like always.

i beg it 3x like NMAX i need a win lol
also, >inb4 not but the jews
yes. the jews, they want it to 3x as well

keked

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up +30% on debut

This shit is going to crater so hard for the next month or so.

Entire market is being fattened up for the slaughter. But I'm out, don't care what happens now.

amd in freefall back to 100?

wtf

yes, but not before uuubbberr pump
it did go up 30%
NMAX went up 400% on debut, then went another 300%

China-To-U.S. Containership Bookings Leap 50%, Hapag-Lloyd Says - WSJ

SELL THE NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWS

Ah yes the ominous slaughter we have been promised for over the past 10 years. Have you bought your silver and gold coins yet, ammo/guns, and your apocalypse gear yet?

Pause is 90 days and freight takes on average 2 months

Gotta stock up before retard shits his diaper again

I hope UNH won’t rape me too hard

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I’ve been shilling it for months though only had a small position going into earnings. ACHR chads stay winning

CRWV is next™

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anti-anime niggers need to fuck off out of this website

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20y at 5%

tomorrow comes the deathblow

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What was the bond etf that pays a monthly dividend? I thought it was TLT but it looks like it moves with the market. I remember seeing a very regular chart

BOXX?

Not bonds but you might be thinking of SGOV?

i will never experience anything like this. i could catch up elon in gains and still not have it

please dump at close

Looks like it was SGOV, thanks
I want to keep averaging into copper, uranium, and silver, but now is not the time to buy and meanwhile I have like $13k sitting there doing nothing

what are your expectations for tomorrows PPI?

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Just buy BND lower ER same shit

iShares 0-3 Month Treasury Bond ETF

Dude get a savings account. Or at least look at SPAXX

Guys, I think the retards got scammed. I knew it. lmao

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Whatever it is, market will say "yeah we expected that" and pump on account of the economy not being imploded yet

Does it even matter? Market is not expecting any cuts anyway.

Can't do that. I originally had the money in TD doing bond shit but their fees are atrocious for anything else. Questrade had a transfer-in promo back in February and it only just finished the other day, a free 1.3% bonus over 6 months, but I moved about $25k assets in kind over and they need to stay there. It's all in TFSA accounts.

QT has a pretty miserable bond selection and doing an etf proxy is good enough for the short term and is better than nothing

Bessent truly is Mnuchin 2.0

Ohhhhmmmmmmm

READY FOR THE 10 MINUTE SELLOFF OR GIGAPUMP!?

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no

Risk-off quarter

Today wasn't drastic enough for something like that to happen. No way we've got a big MOC imbalance on a +/- 0.05% crab day.

OIL and NATGAS anon has been awfully quiet

Get in the crab bucket

Probably offed himself

Thanks bros.

It does scare me sometimes but I rent in a city for my career and because I've yet to find a partner. I'll resist for another day the siren call of marrying a Filipina nurse and moving to some small town to stay in the same company forever.

should I buy more SCHD right now at the end as it dumps

its gonna crash isn't it

pic summarizes gambler life well. always on the wrong side of the fence...

MUMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS

They doubted the bots

LMAO I BOUGHT RIGHT BEFORE THE LAST MINUTE PUMP

the question is will they purge it in ah or not

No matter what side of the fence though you could still get a bj from her through that fence though. Life is all perspective and turning every situation into a winning situation.

ok guys, what stock am i buying rn?

Incredibly jewish movement right now

I mean, the last 5-15 minutes are just the daily traders rolling up their positions for the day, no?

incredibly semitic market

The hopium is strong in this market

day trading is dead. everything happens in after hour premarket and then we crab

Not in the bondmarket, it keeps going.

Isn't that still part of day trading though?

Covered call bros....we eating good

ETOR

I got long stocks, long and short options, crypto and forex on the go
One day I'll have nice things

I sure hope Market Maker-kun is nice to me!

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DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

A respectable day.

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somehow up 1.3%

DOWN

+0.97% Google finally stopped shitting the bed.

We'z +2.18% and waiting on Coreweave Afterhours nao

+24.47%
0DTE options are powerful

im sorta scared of ETOR and only have a little rn

Today -93%
I fucked up badly

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+1.07%
I should grow some balls

of how much?

lmao

kek dumb fucking gamestop baggie

VSTM
+0.06

Please post loss porn

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Market is closed why the fuck UNH keeps dumping

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idk yet, i'm down yet i'm up. we'll see what side i end up on tomorrow. bought etoro for a swing trade and its already dumping ah so thats a loss. got short dated calls on SPY and long dated puts on it as well and thats in a constant state of tug of war. bought a straddle position on WMT so we'll see how that goes.

wanted to swing trade but that might've been a bad idea, should've sold it an hour ago when it reached $69

+2.52%
Entire week thus far is +12%. Pretty crazy for a milquetoast buy-and-holder.

-$607.29 (-0.61%)

Scooped $300 more in dividends today. Might actually hit $5000 a year before December
nigga the FUCK did you buy?

Why did you buy it? What made you think it was a good investment? Why would you do this to yourself?

Sorry, not entertaining you guys.
Tomorrow is a new day. Let’s see what PPI is.

ANON PLEASE WE NEED YOU

-0.14%

I'd like to stop losing money now.

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Trump is too busy overseas

Bessent shuts the fuck up

Day is quiet and normal and follows indicators

Was this too much to ask all this time?

Can one guy getting iced really cut the stock value in half?

this didn't help me be more confident in buying etor but i still think you may end up making money haha
already soxl'd up, may double down
ok bought a little!

Today: -0.85%
This Week: -0.05%
This Month: +0.15%
This Year: -43.41%

bad decisions today

Crwvniggers...

CRWV CHADS WW@

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today

anon... stop!

+0.01% today

tried my hand at scalping today
had lot of small wins, fewer, bigger, losses though.
but i did learn stuff: don't commit 75% of your portfolio to a single scalp.

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+3.77%
+26.5% for the week
+48.5% for the month

i'm pretty confident that it will go up to at least $70. if retards can pump things like uber, then etoro can definitely pump. thats about the only thing that gives me confidence. i didn't open a huge position to begin with so i'm not too concerned what it does

don't commit 75% of your portfolio to a single scalp.

You can, but the trick is to have tight risk management so you only lose like 1-3% on a loss. You scale position size based on volatility

Of course it can, why do you think Nancy Pelosi got so many put options on the tel aviv shit prior to the 10/7 attacks?

Pretty happy. Time to unwind with some vidya.

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lost my rent money

30y at 4,97%

10y at 4,54%

2y at 4,02%

God damn that is insane. Wouldn't be surprised if we see 6% in the next 5 years desu, market will still pump either way

Are those numbers for serious

this stock has been crabbing downwards for four years straight

today +0,44%

month +9,82%

ytd +13,06%

Another one of my stocks went 300%, is it really this easy?

I bought a single QQQ 1dte call, so hopefully it pumps overnight, i need a win or i might just give up

coreweave revenue is four hundred twenty percent due to ai demand from microsoft and their eth reserves (from being an eth mine) increasing by eighty percent in value

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They sure are

UNH, let's go.....Don't hurt me baby, no more

in regards to etor, i'm in pretty big; the last few nasdaq IPOs have mooned on second day.
could be an easy +50%, being conservative which i recommend
patterns are all very similar, low vol etc 1st day, price doing a retard
by tomorrow morning everyone will know it's been added to the nasdaq, remember nmax, webull, (robinhood also did something similar) and it will pump
at least I hope so, dont take my word for it x

Do yield curve inversions even matter anymore, this is not daijobu

thanks anon

i gained $2.63 today...

Wow how much is your port

a whole $4,480

up like 0.5%, finally got rid of shitty BRK.B

i'm decently in, my main fear is that peak hype has been reached and we'll see an immediate 20 percent drop that doesnt recover, but also i dont know alot about etoro

So far so good with using gock AI without effort.

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Nice glegle, lost 26 GBP myself on a similar port

why so little? you can make that with 50

most anticipated IPO of the year so far

it's a trading platform, big one
i jsut went to cut some veggies for dinner, and I was thinking about it
im certain it will retard pump

big ipos have recently been tard pumping

many think it will

many will fomo in to grab a slice

it retard pumps

its a self fulfilling prophecy, already done 1% in 30 mins of aftermarket

Sold my bag just a quick earnings play, saw it had a pretty sizable loss but it has meme power right now. Holding 50 shares in another account wanna see what their guidance is and it might get a squeeze from shorts tomorrow

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wmt

i still don't get why people are bullish on it. didn't retail get bonked by all the recent chaos

So if the tariffs aren't paying for the tax cuts, and medicaid cuts aren't paying for the tax cuts, and defense cuts aren't paying for the tax cuts, and DOGE isn't paying for the tax cuts, what is?
T-bills 7% EoY.

because some of my holdings went up while others went down by an almost equal amount.

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tfw it goes up to 75 a few minutes later

Gains are gains at least

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Up 14% baby
All according to plan

keep buying high and selling low boss

if its so anticipated why wasn't there bigger moves today? why is the supposed big pump the day after? at most i think it will pump 5% and then just float between $72-$65 for a few months, but 50% would be cool. in this type of market i don't think it really matters what it is anymore, if its a new place for money to go, it will drain to it.

It's Q1 earnings, any miss would be already present consumer weakness and that is unlikely seeing as all Q1 macro points to the opposite

What are these supposed "MAGA Baby accounts"(?) which The Mannarino was kvetching about this morning?
Is this the beginning of basic income?

You're not supposed to ask these questions. ICE officers, grab this guy and lock him up.

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does the after hour data glitch sometimes or can it really crash -25% or more for just a second then go back to what it was doing

Looks like a big enough pump today. Would let this thing cool off before getting into it unless you don’t mind holding underwater bags. This is Tel Aviv we are talking about here

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Got a challenge from another board...

Find the one stock on Anon Babble that the MSM trashes constantly, then look into why the holders hold it. It's a financial litmus test :^)

Hint: it is not a crypto shitcoin or NFT. It's a real stock.

So what stock is this anon talking about, /smg/?

Either TSLA or PLTR and investors are invested due to go accelerationist hopium

tsla?

ngl I read this and thought it said molest and arrest
also obligatory aaa eto... BLEGH

Not totally clear yet. They look like UTMAs plus small tax advantages (not 401k tier at all), plus the Treasury starts every kid under 8 off with $1000, plus if your school district or whatever wants to give every kid money they can do so through these accounts. However, distributions have to be taken on a schedule (take all of it out by 31 but take no more than half out by 25), there are penalties for distributions that don't pay for school or a small business or a home, and the parent can only contribute $5000/yr (and the contributions have to stop at 18). Overall it would another gay ass account everyone will have to fuck with.

Can some anon explain this to a retarded bobo: what does it mean that tesla volume at market close (on the last minute) was 5.5 million???
Price barely moved but millions of shares switched hands?
Volume was in the tens of k's every other minute of the day then this

do you guys think it's true tha

Big nigga bought or sold or whatever
Volume alone doesn't appear to mean much from a TA perspective on stocks the way it does on shitcoins especially in the retard rally

anon?

the real question is who are those morons that sell even 50% under current market price

hey you didn't fimni

Tel Aviv

the jews know they can get a lot more than 30% out of retail
did you ever know a jew to not be greedy?

fucking candlejack must be in this thread, i bet he's reading everything bo

if you put a buy order there would it go through?

for you

why would u sell it just crushed earnings

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stocks usually dump when they beat earnings for some reason

Kek

and then a sell right after for the easiest 50% ever

Well congratulations, you got yourself bought. Now what's the next step of your master plan?

The other day, I heard a girl in an interview ask if she could do without paying taxes. I think it was the first time the HR lady heard me laugh

all i want is for the market to slightly pump the rest of the week, and turbo dump over the weekend

Everything

11:42

Old news, priced in

shit CRWV is dumping now I should've sold when it was over 70

what does this even promise
are we gonna start building fake islands with slave labor?

Amazon Cuts About 100 Jobs In Devices & Services Unit – RTRS

The recession is in.

pretty sure theyve been killing alexa for years now

The strategy to always be up less than £3k per year to avoid thinking about capital gains tax continues smoothly

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Working as a foreign national my foreign income will be excluded so standard deduction, 3k for previous losses, and Roth contribution.. I will be cooking. I held gold too long sadly and lost 3+4% of my gains though.

Devices & Services Unit

WarehouseGODS stay winning

WMT

Unironically bearish on it if the Republicans cut SNAP benefits. Shitloads of Walmart shoppers rely on SNAP and will reduce their consumption if it goes away or they get less benefits.

Damn, nice strat with the foreign shit. Gold is a bitxh but maybe I’ll buy in when we get to xtreme greeb

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Republicans cutting SNAP

lmao, you know what Republicans care about more than lowering spending? Votes.

Means I can realize gains (and I should everytime I go DAMN) since it falls through the floor afterwards.

If you even think about selling before 610 you are smoking scooby doo dick

Anyone buying OPEN? I grabbed some shares at .75 but don’t feel super confident. Home sales seem slow.

he thinks conservatives give a fuck about Shaneequas welfare section 8 gibs

Those types vote blue no matter who anon

Cut all entitlements
Total entitlement death

Get back to work Niggers (hard R)

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most of the population of the bible belt is white and rural

entitlements

This word was not in your lexicon before 2012

Republicans will cut working class benefits when they finally made inroads into working class voter bases

benefits that are funneled back into the pockets of corporate America

Fool, SNAP is good for the economy and good for politics.

So anons to calculate average earnings from a starting value (ans), given an average rate of 4% every month, and a monthly deposit

(ans x 0.04 + ans) + deposit

or

(ans x 1.04) + deposit

?

rib-cage looks off, even for a female it is unusually rounded and meets the waist at an odd angle. The gigantic breasts only serve to exasperate this issue by overshadowing the chest to an extreme degree. 6/10, needs work.

nevermind me, im retarded.

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Was reading about the dotcom bubble and was surprised to see it mention Microstrategy. I can't think of a more obvious herald to the next market apocalypse. I guess the question is who are the other 3 horsemen. TSLA is secure as a second.

Palantir and Dogecoin

Dogecoin can be bundled in with MSTR. Palantir is a good candidate.

i reckon palantir will crash hard but fully recover within a decade or so unlike the majority that dies for good

Hard to say. After all, Microstrategy survived dotcom to meme again.

ty

henlo mister jerome
pleese repair the market
thank you

I grabbed a 1.00 call for january @ .21
Hoping for the best but who knows

leveraging less than 30:1

ngmi

Fucking weird chart

where were all the "SOXL to 60" people today?

.75 seems like a fairly safe slurp though, based on vibes

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UnitedHealth Group Is Under Criminal Investigation For Possible Medicare Fraud - WSJ

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Thanks for the (you)’s you are probably sheltered and don’t have to live near people that receive this shit. The free gibs do not go to poor white people they go to the 13% of the population that commits 80% of the crime. Anything that forces these people back to work and makes them earn their keep is a win in my book. Shaneequah isn’t gonna be able to fill up 3 shopping carts worth of 2 liters and Goyslop anymore

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Ooh yeah.... that's right... Always think big! Thanks for the great advice anon. I don't want to be greedy so I will just safely do a 10:1 leverage but I think PLTR stonk is always worth to max out the credit cards.

youtube.com/watch?v=YnopHCL1Jk8

realistically it's never going to margin call

he’s never gambled with the 0% intro APR for 18 months full 20k credit line before

And it shows

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Should I sell my PLTR bags?

If you don’t believe in the Golden Dome

why are the worst posters always iToddlers who post on their phones?

Futures

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PLTG/PTIR calls
The former is “cheap” and not even a month old

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You are a homosexual

I'll take your kind of post over whatever that Anon Babblefag said
Hell I'll even thank you for posting like a human

Kamala LOST
democrats LOST
trannies LOST
Ukraine LOST

You wanted /bant. I left /bant. Stay there. I knew I couldn't trust germans.

I rescind my thank you, I don't thank NPCs who operate on a autistic script

It’s going to 150 but will pull back to 90-100 before then. Anduril will IPO within a year or so and pump it higher

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Why are you such an attention whore?

After hours

Futures

IT WAS A TREATY, ETERNAL ALMAN

Lmao UNH down another 7% afterhours

theyre probably gonna get vanned for stealing from the gubment

just how bad did they fuck up? im thinking im might buy some

Quick Trump, save your billionaire friends and save UNH! You can't have your hedge fund friends lose money

If we don't send our taxes to 5' 3" 300 lb shaneequas so she can buy 2 liters, doritos and fudge rounds, what will happen to our corn farmers boss?

Uhm.... What if Luigi actually isn't the killer, but it was the Deep State because of that Fraud stuff that is being revealed now?

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Anon Babblesmg is legion. united under my reign we don't even see your kind as human. In our view you are dehumanized as a bot and you don't even deserve a (you). While you thought you are free I have been building an army. Did you really think you could insult me and just get away with it?

Ive been selling my soul
Working all day..

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Trump is pathetic. He is like the kid in high school desperately trying to befriend the popular guys. He doesn't give a shit about America, he only cares about sucking his billionaire acquaintances' cocks

He really was a patsy wasn’t he?

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Cute shirt

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he only cares about sucking his billionaire acquaintances' cocks

name some... elon musk?

Better time to buy covered call ETFs or keep pumping the index?

I am up 5.5% on the day, 17.7% on the week. And you already know the nvdy divvy this month is gonna be PHAT

uh oh another TDS melty

id run to if the black vans were days away from pulling up

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lmao it just never stops

I dunno about that, he's trying to kick out the illegals, he's trying get the trannys out of the military, he's trying to decrease our trade deficits around the world, he wants to have a huge celebration for our 250th anniversary of being a nation, he wants to annex Greenland and Canada, like how does he not care? Dude saw what happened to Shinzo Abe, then he himself was almost killed, literally heard the bullet wizz through his ear, could have given up and said fuck this, fucked off and lived a live more comfortable than any of us ever will, but chose to stay the course. Like I dunno, have you ever met someone who's lived their whole life in New York City? They're all pretty rash.

US Treasury Secretary Bessent: US Trade Representative Greer and I are engaged with China to stop fentanyl - Post on X

Serious question
Why is this retarded fake boogeyman such an extreme issue
What happens when we suddenly "stop the fentanyl crisis"? What's next to blame?

Anything but niggers for being niggers

fake boogeyman

If you don't know someone, or have a friend who's family member died to this shit you're not touching enough grass.

What's wrong with that? I'm just trying to be kind. You (people) are always so cold.

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This broke bitch virtue signaling is so fucking gay. Cast these faggots off to their own general like the gme baggies for fucks sake.

KKK in the id

If only you got trips, we might have actually freed ourselves from their faggorty.

i know i'm getting old when pizza just feels like a giant boulder in my stomach. was able to eat a whole large pizza (i'm a fatass i know) when i was younger. now 3 slices and i'm ready to go into a coma. short PZZA

Wait, why is he screaming at the Soviets even though they're allied with the Nazis?

Why is the jpy jumping 0.5% in 15 minutes? I know the market is open for japs but it spiked up a lot

Just got to slow it down as you get older. You can still eat the same amount, just takes a lil bit more time
What are your thoughts on DPZ?
youtu.be/yPuI4l0jK7s

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can you articulate why a “trade deficits” are a bad thing?

OH NO NO NONO IM DECAYING.

in all seriousness pt is 28-30. im expecting a pullback afterward, so ill derisk around there. 60-70 is not unreasonable in the next year. NVIDIA is unironically still cheap. id just rather not deal with a rollercoaster.

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Know that feel bro
I can no longer eat sushi and questionable preparations of meat without having five hours of nausea, also I get occasionally muscle strains of
My back despite being a regular gym goer

Turning 33 hit me hard.

?
The last picture is germany, split into the occupied zones. But he's still facing west towards the UK, just germany in between.

Tomorrow will be flat or slightly red

They always find a way to pump the indices. Doesn't matter if you get a selloff of 8% of a large company, the money just goes into something else for the index to pump so they can trade in AH.

The slanteyed bear is waking

It was flat today, that means green tomorrow.

Nah we gap up overnight

Funny how quickly people went from "prohibition doesn't work" and "personal responsibility" to blaming China and Canada for all of America's fent deaths.

Market definitely implodes to near zero, but not before at least retesting shit&piss's ATH if not going beyond. There's just too much momentum

the lyrics to superman never hit me harder than it does now

so here i am, growing older all the time

looking older all the time, feeling younger in my mind

so here i am doing everything i can

holding on to what i am, pretending i'm a superman

dominos is alright, its not one i go out of the way for but it beats papa johns for sure.

nobody told me it was going to be this rough

This

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stop eating slop and you won't feel like shit

I think his point is that he used to be able to eat all the slop in the world and not feel like shit, now thats changed. I also used to eat a whole pizza AND sando from dominos and then go all night. Now, if I eat pizza I have heartburn for days

If NVDA going back into the 150s by 5/28 you might get your $25 SOXL by end of May

Sometimes David Soxl has his shit together and Trump finally figured out the AI money printer with the rotation back into semis that the market pretty much always does every summer. Smoothing shit out with China so they can buy more of the advanced GPUs is the best case scenario we just need to avoid any deepseek type of issue and maintain US dominance in LLM’s

Hard to think we went down to 86 from this setup, most obvious dip to buy by far. Even AMD has ran up over 20% in a month

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You only make money when you sell retard, if you're spending more money buying more shit than you're making by selling you're losing. How the fuck do you think China has been able to afford to build their military? How are you even in this thread if you don't understand the very basic fundamentals of trading?

Why do you use a signature

We've been giving away worthless paper that we literally print for goods, how is that not a win?

I’m holding these since last year pulled in over 50k distributions since April of last year. Got margin called twice over the past 2 months and lost 10k realized, I’m sure you have a much better average. I’m full tilt on this port though I did just buy 20k worth of stocks AH and used up all my buying power. Usually just swing trade anything not NVDA related

You're conflating trade deficits with budget deficits, along with every other retard that doesn't understand economics.

yes. what im saying is that slop exacerbates the deterioration of your cells (which happens naturally, due to age). if he had kept his slop intake to a minimum early on, he'd have the ability to eat anything without a problem.

Ive been dumping every ex div date and buying back in at the local low. Only started in february. Thisll be my largest div to date. I would never hold this long term, Im actually probably not gonna pick it back up after this. Might go full schd for the qualified divvies.

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UNH is a dip worth buying? Like how serious would be the effects of them losing the Medicare thing? Are the fundamentals fine and this all just a panic?

Also Trump & Co will need to do something fast about the rates before the country goes bankrupt. Trying to strong arm JP didn't work, wonder what's plan B?

Possibly, but I wouldn't want to catch this knife. They have no leadership and no clear direction forward.

You're completely misunderstanding what is written in my post.

You make money through exports, and lose money through imports. If you are importing more than you are exporting what is that?

That’s how I would do it if I could start all over again, I’m pretty much stuck until I get back to my cost basis but I’ve already received back more than my original investment. SCHD is a safer bet for sure but it stays right in that $26-29 range and doesn’t appreciate much beyond the quarterly divvy. Wash sale fucked me on Robinhood with NVDY last year before they rolled out tax basis lot selling you had to manually tell customer support when you wanted to sell a specific lot otherwise they use FIFO by default and somewhere when I was swing trading it last summer I got a shitload extra added to my cost basis unbeknownst and didn’t find out until filing taxes so definitely stay safe on these funds

PPI
WMT earnings
BABA earnings J Pow speech
All before the market opens
Retail numbers will indicate how close we are to getting a cut (we’re not close)

I buy an apple from a farmer so I don't need to spend my time farming and use my programming skills to produce a much more valuable software application instead. Why is my trade deficit with that farmer a problem?