/smg/ stock market general

When is the US economy going to match the size of the stock market? Currently every dollar in the stock market is invested in $0.53 worth of economic activity, in other words for the average investor to make their money back the US economy has to almost double in size. When is this going to happen, or is it more likely that the market halves and everyone loses money?

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FUK U BLOODY
BLOODY BASTARD BEECH

Hello Mr. Buffett - Indicator

This is not a duplicate post

I am fearful while others are greedy

Reminder that rates have never been cut for any reason than to attempt to alleviate large economic stressors.
Reminder no matter what Jerome says about cuts now that is the real reason.
Reminder it takes about 8 months for cuts to even start having a tangible impact on economic activity.

no boss, you're just a fuddy duddy

MSTY niggers wya

$2.37/share divvy payout Friday last day to buy today currently trading a bit over $25. If no position recommend waiting until tomorrow to get in and hold for June divvy

globenewswire.com/news-release/2025/05/07/3075913/0/en/YieldMax-ETFs-Announces-Distributions-on-MSTY-LFGY-ULTY-SMCY-and-Others.html

It's worse than just buying MSTR, what a wonderful strategy

boss

What are you doing out of your corner shop?

good morning sirs do i buy googl?

not a problem unless you invest in physical freight ships, it takes cuts 50 milliseconds to have a massive impact on stock market prices

Jerome can't cut. It's impossible.

1. One "good" reading is not enough
2. 3 Core PCE readings have been revised up, the last one to 3%
3. High chance for further revisions and uncertainty

Is FTSE /smg/ approved?

JPow isn't going to cut rate this year.

FAGGOTS TROONS SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT EATMOARAIRFRIEDTATERFUCKINGTOTS

polymarket.com/event/fed-decision-in-may-2025?tid=1746623631553
you can get a x40 if you wanna bet on 26bps cut lmao

And that's a good thing.
Rates steady means business as usual
spx 8000 eoy
Unless he cuts

How long do I have to own MSTY to get the dividend?

what happen wit google

Just buy MSTR, it's strictly better. Dividends are a newbie trap.

people have all the answers, nobody uses search anymore

That didn't stop ole JPOW from doing the 50 bepis cut in September. But I guess things were uh... Different... Back then... For some reason...

yield scam etfs arent dividends

/smg/ is so dead KEK

who's buying the dip on GOOGL?

Fair. Actual dividend posting companies have legitimate reasons for doing so and could be okay investments. But dividend "funds" are newbie traps and should be avoided at all costs.

Filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy

I literary googled it and laughed at the irony of the answer.

well, nothing is happening
or do you want another post from me telling you I lost money?

So what your saying is I should buy a bussiness?

You collect over 100% yield monthly and the investment pays you back in a year, it actually is you fucking cuck

NIGGERS

I did, it dropped 2.5% more and keeps dropping as if everyone stopped watching youtube and riding waymo

Compare total returns in any time period vs mstr.

lol
lmao

8% drop on apple AI does seem pretty fumb.

You can buy today before 8 pm and collect distribution Friday. NAV goes down by distribution amount so ill-advised to build a position unless you don’t mind being negative for a bit where it recovers

Yes, they freaked out about the Sahm's rule. And PCE hit 2,1% once, so they delusionally thought it would not go up again under Trump or something, who knows. Actually, they did it to counter the yields going up after Trump was voted in, at least since the november FOMC. The september cut was unemployment going up to 4,3% and them pissing their pants.

Is we getting a rate cut

Irrelevant you don’t collect a distribution from MSTR and would have to sell shares to lock in gains to get the same monthly income. You can throw in 10k into MSTY and it pays itself back in a year or less and then you have house money

I love how retarded you are, it's very cute.

No

assuming nothing goes wrong at all

Thank you anon.

Sheeeeeeeit

msty just gives your money back to you, functionally identical to selling shares except you get less

total returns

the only 2 words that mean anything for anything

Show me another $25 stock that pays you roughly 1k in income off a 10k investment
This isn’t some putrid SCHD $100 yearly income fund

We’ll get 2-3 cuts just not in June it’s priced in

It’s fed day right? When does everything start tanking?

GOOGLE FLASH SALE RIGHT NOW!!!

Show me another $25 stock that pays you roughly 1k in income off a 10k investment

MSTU. Your turn.

wow the GOOGL candle really did go from almost upper of the BB to the lower of the BB.
it's crazy man. I think I will buy at the end of today to flip for a green day tomorrow. there has to be some bounce, right?

does it usually tank on fed days?

Or you can keep your money invested, keep your shares, DRIP for higher yield or use the income to pay for your mortgage and not have to sell your shares like you do with normal stock. It’s not about total return it’s about making your money work for you. MSTR is overbought right now and MSTY sells covered calls on the volatility and beats the returns since downside is capped if MSTR goes down

If you really want it and decide to ignore the anons, you should buy after the ex-date for a better deal. Just know that you can probably make more money investing normally and that we're still unsure if Yieldmax ETFs are even sustainable.

what does googl have to hit for you to buy saars?

the squeeze should be unreal

downside is capped if MSTR goes down

my nigga....

how does it beat the return when it's losing in total returns in nigh any period?

That’s just 2x MSTR leveraged it doesn’t pay a monthly distribution

You do realize that the graphs we share are already assuming you reinvest dividends, right? Even with DRIP MSTY gets absolutely slaughtered by MSTR.

There is zero reason for anybody to ever buy MSTY. It's a trap. You are literally paying someone to lose money for you.

Google still trending to a -10% close

holy sheeeet

What are these faggots pumping to keep the SPX up with GOOGL continuing to go down as Marvell and SMCI

Niggervideo

two flavors of the same thing

thoughts on GRRR?

i thought DMX was dead

How come they haven't reported H2 2024 yet?

Threadly reminder that Anon Babble is the financial arm of Anon Babble. Always has been.

So what are some Anon Babble approved stocks?

No, the money has to be in other sectors. Google is down more than 8%. Since the dump Amazon is down 2$, Meta is up 1$. NVDA slightly up. Apple down 3$
Even netflix dumped on the google news. now flat.

SPX is recovering stronger than NDX, they just pump the money into something else

I loaded up with Google bags almost bought 500k

Israeli and Indian defense stocks

I dunno, why don't you ask them boss?

The rest of the market is up, that's why

Oh Boi the dump when Powell speaks will be glorious

applel is the entirety of American consumer electronics market

always makes me kek

i averaged 154 sadly. dip kept dipping.

No, you misunderstand. At the same time with google several companies went down. Most tech did not recover. So the money taken out of google and aaple instead of staying out just went into nontech which is why SPX is recovering stronger than NDX. And it's fuckin gay, cause it happens fast and just because.

I'm at 153, but I'm pretty confident it'll recover most of the drop anyways. None of at AI stuff is new

NEW from Rep.

@RitchieTorres

(D-NY) — he’s introducing a bill that would prevent federal officials and their immediate family members from profiting off of meme coins and stablecoins.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO CANCEL ALL INVESTMENTS

Just went all in on goog. If we dump because of powell i will go nuclear.

pleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodownpleasegodown

Please
Go
Down

scalp disney and then buy guns and ammo with the gains

please go up :3

watch candle for 10 minutes

it's not going anywhere fuck it, exit

starts going up seconds after exiting

Google and Apple are down, google big and the SPX is where it was. This means money went from companies that make money to companies that don't.

not holding

both BOIL

and KOLD

please just
do whatever

FED MINUTES LEAKED CHECK TWITTER

Check twitter computer?

The reason to buy it is the distribution I don’t give a fuck about the total return if I can hold the stock and clear 10-20k in distributions in a year and the higher MSTR and BTC go then MSTY goes back to $30-40 and pays $3-4/share instead of $2

It's called risk-off newfag

I DONT HAB TWITTER

Same brother bought 80k at 150

I don’t give a fuck about the total return

If you aren't here to get money then don't recommend other people do things that lose them money. That makes you an asshole costing people money, and someone newfags should ignore.

SPY hadn’t moved yet. Panic dump confirmed

buy an ad, elon

There's no dotplot this meeting

So I start throwing my money into MSTY? I 've been putting it into VOO

I don’t give a fuck about the total return

nigger?

Do not put money into MSTY. MSTY is an awful investment. If you believe in MSTR then invest in MSTR -- you'll get a solid 20% more returns from that than you would from MSTY.

Based

watching for TECH at market open, set limit sell at 51

friend desperately needs my help in the lab at burger open

help her, check my phone at two minutes past

spike to 50 from 46, now drifting at 48 for the rest of today

I bought at 49

the line has only ever gone down for years

This is why I’m too retarded to do options isn’t it

Not buying google when it's having at 10% off sale

it's like you hate getting free money boss

IT IS A PYRAMID SCHEME YOU FUCKTARD

i need an 80% return not 10

let's have a big beautiful drop

PLEASE DONT DO ME LIKE THAT I NEED TO 10x MY MONEY IN THE NEXT 2 WEEKS OR I MIGHT LOSE EVERYTHING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The only way this loses money is if you get a trash cost basis otherwise it’s a money printer

Yes this could be (You) one day however buy the dips and ex div not today

so when do I FOMO in bros

A lot of tranimé on here

you said the downside is capped which is the most retarded nigger monkey shit i've ever heard
it's the upside that's capped, you are 100% exposed to the downside. It is strictly worse than buying MSTR

Buying anything before Powell speaks

A covered call strategy is supposed to beat the underlying when the underlying goes down. That's actually how it's supposed to work. But unfortunately, MSTY's fund manager is a retard who is awful at his job, so MSTY actually still loses to MSTR even on the downside.

MSTY is supposed to be lower risk lower reward MSTR. In actuality it's just strictly worse MSTR because the fund manager is awful.

c'mon boss, you mean to tell me you don't already know what he's going to say?

I do. Why do you think we are pumping right now? They are fattening the cow to dump it on retail. Eur usd is dumping which means the kikes are already pulling out

Both are capped you can pull up a graph of any time range MSTR went down and MSTY will perform better (minus ex-div date). It depends on where the synthetic is in terms of the downside current holdings are Picrel. Sold calls up to 405 and synthetic is at 390 and enough cash and t bills to hold it over for quite a while

fartcoin mcap is at 1b? is this a joke? y'all niggas clearly have too much liquidity, not a single new dollar will be emitted until you learn what to do with money, rates are now INFINITE

I'll take a 10% return, bought 600k on the dip so that's a free $60k

you can pull up a graph of any time range MSTR went down and MSTY will perform better (minus ex-div date).

No you fucking won't, because they still manage to sell calls into the money even when MSTR goes down. They follow it down in lockstep, selling calls only 5% out of the money, and then when MSTR bucks up they end up with a whole week of in the money calls and they spend 4-5 weeks of profits to buy them out.

Happens every fucking time. The manager's a moron.

He is retarded sometimes but they made over 500million on the synthetic trades last month hence the high payout this month. Problem lately has been selling weekly calls that are too tight and go bust and losing those trades

imagine if everybody let their farts go at the same time boss

Do you know why they made money? Because MSTR went up! That's the only time they actually make money! So just fucking buy MSTR and stop paying this retard's salary.

Sahm herself says lol ignore my rule, it is not the reason

i just cant believe we're still having this argument

Coerced into saying so, many such cases.

saars... I thought google would hit 145 before 2pm... SAARS

Sahm herself says lol ignore my rule, it is not the reason

She literally only said that so Trump wouldn't get the economic key to the white house. She'd flip now and say it's an amazing rule, one of the best rules ever made now that she doesn't have to protect herself anymore.

Guys believe me its like nearly no risk to just throw a day trade at MSTR right here. I just got 3 415/430 and plan to sell if no cut might lose 40 bucks who knows.

Think about what happens on any rate cut or favorable rate talk? 1) Risk on assets become useful and bonds are better 2) The US Dollar becomes weaker. You have the best conditions for Bitcoin possible. Just friendly reminder 15 minutes to go, just think its gotta be worth a chunk out of a cheeky hundo to make 3K.

15 minutes till destruction

alright it's time to buy as many SPY $563Cs that will it in the bag so you can get your daily 5 bagger boss.

She'd flip now

Claudia SAHM would only flip if I gave her permission to do so. When I have exhausted and gaped the front hole, I tell SAHM to flip over and continue her nerd destruction at the back end. I call it the "Sahm's rule". Imagine listening to the words of nerd girls instead of fucking them black and blue for daring to think. I'm going to rape Claudia again, as it's been about five minutes between when I started typing this and when she was last raped by me

I am scared. Can we just post pone the meeting and do it another day? I dont want to have a red day.

I bought heavy into GOOGL on the dip. Ive read their last quarterly. They are on fire (in a good way), buying heavy into the dip is the most stress free decision I have ever made.

Thanks, Trump.

sigh

this dip will be nothing, priced in like all bad news

5 min

STIIIIIIINKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

market will pump anyway

c'mon boss, you were supposed to wait until after the F. E. & D.'s announcement.

I did this then trump immediately dumped it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=vDsoWMOFafk

"Are you open to pulling back your tariffs in order to get China to the negotiating table?"

@POTUS

: "No."

USELESS MEETING ON SATURDAY YEEEEEEEEEEEY

he really does want a kangaroo pattern. it's unclear whether market is willing to play along or whether the constant flip flopping is being tuned out now. it does seem to be less reactive to everything he says than last month.

You smoke baited me, WHERES THE SMOKE ANON

by the time the meeting happens he will have forgotten this question and answer

Buy the Google dip and thank me later

we are still holding the pump from the announcement of said meeting occurring

GAME TIME

youtube.com/watch?v=8oX4RCJJXAM

Why is SPY going up? What the fuck?

NO RATE CHANGE

and you have to add Google's and AAPL dump that should have pulled everything down

Wait for market close/after hours

this but with navarro and bessent talking about tariffs on china or something

WTFWT

DUMPING

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

NOOOOOOOOO
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

SAAARS WHY IS IT DROPPING SAARS PLEASE

k its over. thank you for playing. better luck next time

Wait this faggot actually wants to call it Arabian Gulf

STOP FUCKING SELLING

I BOUGHT GOOG AT 150 IT CAN'T GO DOWN ANY FURTHER RIGHT SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME

WHAT DO I SLURP???

Thank god i decided to skip this week

EVERYONE FUCKING SELL EVERYONE SELL RIGHT NOW

based spx
fuck ur calls

bought at 151

ITS OVER WE'RE FUCKED NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Please tell me you didn't actually do this on Powell Day

Google already changed it.

what the fuck just happened boss?

It was already way down and everyone knew he was gonna keep rates steady so what the fuck

FUCK YOU, I BOUGHT CALLS, IM BLOOD FUCKING RED RN AND THE GREEKS ARE GONNA FUCK ME SOON

don't those cunts already have a sea named after them

The market is so fucking stupid. Were people actually expecting cuts?

What are you shitting and pissing yourself for it's not even down 1% from there

m2 contraction

My ass is getting fucked googbros

PLUNGE PROTECTION TEAM??? HELLO? SAARS!!!

Mumu status?

why and how is this allowed?

GAY

Meh. This is nothing. Boring.

It's over pray for impact.

i just spent my wife's entire savings on googl

i bought

Well that was fun, time to end green now

green by eod i think

Um

Not buying puts until its complete market death. Its clear that people are greedy now

Did Powell speak

I think our funds are safu GOOGchads.

Why did he do it?

Nothingburger algo dump on news that was already priced in.

What happened on the call I was in another thread

congrats to those who bought 0DTE calls on that dip

okay I guess the bottom really is in. all in on SOXL.

I feel as confident in my Google shares as I did on BRK. 8% drop on nothing new is insane.

Laughing my ass off at GOOG bagholders "lifetime opportunity" when they bought on their way up to muh dip a month ago, and the "they'll announce good earnings, and the market is bullish, don't hide, just fucking buy"
And now we're back at those "liberation" day dip levels.

And you've seen nothing yet.

Wait, I didn't realize, "gorklon rust" is Elon Musk

Tech company that doesn't have a product. All they do is show pajeets, boomers and robots ads lol.

US Pushes Nations Facing Tariffs To Approve Musk's Starlink - Wapo

Wtf is this gay nation of United States?

I'm perfectly fine bagholding for the long term. This is the least rational market I've seen in a long time. People are reacting to shit that has been priced in for years and ignoring actual news.

i have learned that buying options is a money sinkhole for me. never pays off for me. ill stick to selling.

want a deal with iran on nukes

hey lets change the name of the persian gulf to slurp arab cock

LMAO
god this admin is stupid
desu I think that was already a thing because the arab states call it that already, unlike the gulf of america knee bending

Rent is not coming down, but watch Powell cope about some bullshit about lagging with contracts and what not

here we go

WOW FINALLY AN EVENT THAT STARTS AT THE SET TIME

purple tie, that's good

its joever

somewhat above

The market will rally absolutely no matter what Powell says. If he announces he's resigning, if he takes a shit on the podium, if he tells us all to kill ourselves, if he kills himself on live TV, no matter what, the market will construe it as bullish and SPY will be at 563 before the end of today.

Powell will save my calls

What is even the point of watching these when our queen isn't there anymore?

The labour market is not a source of significant inflationary pressures

PMI and ISM mention higher wages as input costs pressure

ok

Ok bought a qqq call after that dump save me Jerome

Cute little slut

Did Powell really just mispronounce the word "lived"? He can't actually be this retarded right?

Live-D that's how cool people talk

bullish

So you guys just buy on sell with no strategy at all??

yeah, shortlived, kek'd when I heard it

i bet she gives great head boss

market doesnt care about jerome lel

bearish

Yeah and so far it's working

SPY gonna rip up to 563

What the fuck is there to think about? Look at the past month dude. It is literally mathematically impossible for stock prices to go down with this many braindead zoomers dumping every dime they have into the market every day.

he cleared his throat too much. im selling.

Economy growing and would be better without the orange fucking senile retard

Cant wait for "spy moc imbalance 6 gorillion on the sell side"
Mid day dumps are nothing compared to market close and afterhours

why? Do companies have privileged info that trump will cave or give big exceptions?

Too old. Best you got is a stiff lump of flesh on the couch before Apple TV+ time.

Fuck off nigger

braindead zoomers dumping every dime they have into the market every day

literally me

No cuts til July at least

Fuck you and your orange fuck love

No, much simpler than that. The price of an asset is whatever people are willing to pay for it. If people have made a decision to smash the buy button absolutely no matter what, then the price will go up absolutely no matter what. Zoomers don't look at fundamentals.

is this shit just gonna continue to crab lmao

america in a single capture

it's giga pumping wdym

It makes sense, because there's no other big ticket items they can do that with. People can't save for down payments they'll never be able to afford, so its better to put that money to work in the market and hope to hit it big so you might one day make it.
Moreover, the "buy the dip" meme has been drilled into people over the last five years, especially during the 2020 initial covid dip and then the later 2022 fed rate scare dip. All anybody had to do to make it big was buy those dips. So really this tariff scare is the same thing. In five years, nobody is going to care because the market will be hitting yet another all time high.

uh, stop slicing back and forth like this you piece of shit. pick a direction, preferably down because I don't want to have to FOMO buy this high.

Yes.

In five years

try five months

this shit is gonna crab, better pray to christ donnie opens his mouth

yo gotta hold through the bottom to get to 5 years. Same people buying the dip are gonna be panic selling at the bottom.

Nigga have you seen their revenue?

HE TOUCHED HIS NOSE

I agree. It has to stop someday, because people can't buy groceries with their shares of SPY, but that's years away.

yes, I know, retails bought the dip and was rewarded, I was also rewarded, but I also sold. yes, the CTAs retard sold the bottom, I know, but now, why don't we just all let this stupid little slutty market go down a bit further. everything need to get cheaper dumbfucks.

I'm just giving it some space to make its moves, but you're probably right. Maybe more like 8 months once we've had a full cycle to play this out.

DO I BUY OR SELL?

he's nervous. bearish now.

The fuckin Reuters stream is quicker than the actual FOMC stream on their webpage.

Never gonna happen. Go google "gen z stock market participation" and spend half an hour looking through the various articles on the subject. Countless legions of brocolli-headed little faggots are dumping literally every dollar they have into stocks every day.

The amount that people like me with auto-investing 401ks are putting in on a bi-weekly basis probably replaces dozens of uber driving zoomers. You'd have to see a serious situation to get someone like me to ever stop auto-investing a portion of my pay.

Yes

implies rates may not be cut this year

it's joever

SAAAARS IT'S DROPPING AGAIN SAAAAARS!!

yeah their 2k robhinhood account gonna move market. these fuckheads are going to get rekt once like the millenials who bought energy during 2008 and never touch stonks again.

Fuck this. Selling my spy calls at a huge loss
Fuck you powell

Honestly, if its into something like SPY, QQQ, or an individual MAG7, and they don't ever sell then they'll make it in a decade or two.

you think those crackheads are going to just buy and hold?

fall more

NO NO NOOO
WHY IS IT GOING DOWN AGAIN NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

IT'S NOT EVEN DOWN -0.2% NIGGA

NO BRAKES

he doesn't work at a brokerage firm

NGMI

IT'S OVER TRUMP PLS BEHEAD POWELL AND ANNOUNCE RATE CUTS SAVE US TRUMP SAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

ITS FALLING

.15%

down 0.1%

bobos euphoric

we're getting the ATH this month aren't we?

Priced in status?

AND QE

we are now lmao

Who farted?

Sorry

crab confirmed

I am literally financially ruined

10 million of them dumping their entire Taco Bell paycheck in every week, buying at the ask every time, yes it will move the market

Trump needs to fire Powell and get someone else in there, (like Navarro) asap Boss

THE BAGGLER INDEED

Where are the most affluent and richest faggots going to park their money retard, funko pops?

UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN

JO LING JO LING JO LING JOOO LIIIINGG
PLEASE DONT TAKE MY NUT FROM ME

now wonder spy just pumped

approve starlink

China will never approve it

GOOGLbros...

Pow just reminded to renew his Viagra prescription.

Why the pumping lol

I'd like to pump her, if you know what I mean, boss

WTF he said "could include rate hikes" and the algos didn't react (misspoken, but still)

It doesn't seem to want to. What happened to mass panic? Why doesn't the market react to anything anymore?

IT WON'T BREAK THE CHANNEL AND ITS PISSING ME OFF.

THE DEBT IS ON A UNSUSTAINABLE LEVEL, HE MISSPOKE AGAIN

Where are the ultra wealthy individuals going to park that panic selling? It's definitely not going to be bonds when the old ones are all going to be dying over the next few years.

Wait and see niggers

new bread

Guys my butthole can’t take this kind of shit anymore

Why

Bump limit