/smg/ - Stock Market General

Burn this fake and homosexual market edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV

tvpass.org/channel/bloomberg-tv-usa
tvpass.org/channel/cnbc-usa
tvpass.org/channel/fox-business

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

Wait and see, fuck you

first

just solded
a second batch
of BOIL
boughted
2day

GOOGbros, we're GOLDEN

do we gonna have to wait for NVDA earning to decide a direction???

Gave me a good laugh. Jerome "Nothing ever happens" Powell

SAAAARS BENCHOOD??!!

Everything is about trade deals now

every single question is so fucking irrelevant
hang journalists

why's everyone so nervous and shaky
is it because of Powell's aura?

This dumb ass market hasn't been pricing ANYTHING

Never doubt yourself or GOOGL

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deray

Why doesn't this Irish Breakfast tea taste like whiskey boss?

Go back to /bant.

uhh da fyootcha dercisyan...

Du ru thinku dissu decision issu impacto by deray indo eshippingo

derayu the tariffsu onegaishimas

Guys what is happening to google I am fucking ruined

It's still down -8%

Every question simply translates into

BWEEEEEEEH MY 401K JEROME PLEASE CUT RATES

Holy shit.. Trump is right. Was he always right about...everything? Jerome Powell is a boring asshole and needs to go.

Pls J pow 1 of these next time

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and every answer is basically "we need to wait and see what happens"
what is the point of this press conference?

Not for dip slurpers. Pic related.

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I slurped at 148 buddy

Unironically I want Alex Jones up there, but leave everyone else the same. It would be better if people didn't fete the fed chair so much

Start doing this

cut rates for us or trump is gonna fire you

COME CRAWLING TRUMP

Theatrical show for retards intended to create a sense of awe and leadership authority.

DUDE I GOT BTFO
JEROME WAS FIRE

"I HAVE NEVER ASKED TO MEET WITH ANY PRESIDENT"

WOOOOOOOO

Fuck you my spy put is gonna print see you in the aftermarket

I hate Americans so fucking much. They're a cancer upon the Earth.

Volvo Cars to cut 5% of jobs at South Carolina plant as tariffs bite reut.rs/4k1E04a

Plan working

Wake me up when something happens. We barely saw a correction.

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The congress line was good also.

POWELL: *SIGH* YOU KNOW

All my shorts are still green bros

Anyone has access to bloomberg terminal or something? What does MOC orderbook look like right now?

No they aren't, don't lie

Lmao nasdump you piece of shit

rude
I thought we were cool J.pow

back to our regular V-shaped midday pumping for no reason

Depending on rain or not, we could bring an umbrella, or not.

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But what if the Fed didn't have breakfast this morning?

There are 3 different MOC.

I slvrped the dip. Did you?

max employment and paychecks dripping passively into stocks while there's no real economic crisis isn't a reason? Nothing really crashes by 30% or more until there's mass unemployment and people don't have paychecks to buy stocks with and worse yet are forced to sell to service debt and living expenses... simple logic.. Jerome was right, the economy is still chugging, you aren't going to be allowed more discounts until it starts cracking for real in about 2 weeks.

Welcome to fedspeak buddy grab a seat and oh fuck you by the way

Like three different exchanges? Im curious about spy moc, im not sure where I can find the data

And people meme he might hike

He's not going to hike. Not til inflation goes back to 6%

what dip?

I hopped in and out of a qqq call for a $70 gain in 15 minutes

See you fuckers on Friday

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I'm getting tired of this market

SLIDING

it's so fucking obnoxious.

1 month back 50bps cuts priced in

now a 25bps cut if any

Thanks mr president

UH NO PAIN NO GAIN

bepis

-and that's a good thing.

that's what people don't realize, rate cuts mean things are collapsing. You shouldn't be cheering for cuts unless you're a bear.

It's mainly just people with a measly 5 figures or less in the market that want their portfolio to pump without realizing they're worse off for it in the end. That and retards underwater in real estate.

rate cuts are only for when economy bad durrrr

Rates can also be cut when inflationary pressure is low, even if the economy is doing fine, dipshit
Skydive a bridge

market is mostly sideways, so I should place trades now, but I have no idea... Let's think tomorrow.

i need SPX to close below 5570 how much jewish magic is needed to achieve this?

no they should raise rates in those scenarios so that they have more powder in the keg for when shit hits the fan and they need to make it pop boss

Look, car companies are going to have to be happy with 2 dolls instead of 30, or something.

Have some patience. you are all like children jesus.

It's like this market is holding a giant stinky fart.

This is pretty funny, well done.

those jobs were all crash dummy jobs, they only need 2 dolls instead of the 30 they had boss.

hyper crab day

WTFTW

wtf!!

wait wtfwt?!

that volume

that pump

WTFWT

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MUMU BROS!!!

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Congrats to any NVDA or SOXL holders.

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DID SOMEONE MAKE A DEAL?!

Trump cucked on chips lmao

HELLO WHAT WAS THAT?

Insanely based comment. You just know Trump will seethe upon hearing it.

Holding 125k shares, uuunnnghhh!

what a fucking piece of shit, jesus christ

Why do you hate America chud

*if your economy is export focused and your government wants to ramp it the fuck up at the expense of the people who hodl cash

LETS
FUCKING
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The European economy will pull ahead if rates stay cucked

wouldn't it be funny if we closed red

Waiting on Trump to shit on Jpow again for the line to go down, again

Look up 10 posts.

if you buy into NVDA off that news thinking Trump is suddenly allow China to buy NVDA chips, you are retarded.
he wants to replace Biden system with his system where each country has to negotiate directly with him to get access to chips.

Volvo, a Chinese majority owned company

Charleston plant makes EX90 electric SUV and Polestar's model 3 with most cars imported from Europe

Seems to me, as a simple country retard, that this is the result of the EV market being dead and gay in the US market now that the net zero retards have been kicked out of government and consumers clearly have no interest in buying these except in pozzer places like Europe. If you're going to buy a Chinese EV anyway you'd be better off getting a BYD rather than going through a million hoops to get one through a Chinese holding company.
I think a lot of these big EV plants are going to need to retool and go back to gas, although it's not like Volvo has any consumer mindshare anymore, it's not the 90s. It's still so funny to me how much shit Toyota was getting for not going full EV and now they're getting the last laugh.

any red at all is just not allowed under any circumstances

Nah I’m pissed. I’d be green today if he announced an hour earlier. I close my options at 245pm every day.

those green dildos wont stand up to the inevitable EOD dump...

wat is
this sauce

Sorry goy, but da jews got to trade the news before you can read it.

This day has been erratic as fuck.
I wish it was erotic instead.

oh it's coming back down

and down we go lol

15m chart looks schizophrenic

I shorted the top LMAO

i
do not
denounce
tha talmud

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WTF IS THIS VOLITILE CRAB DOINGGGGGGG

Tomorrow is red

NAS
DUMP

they bought

MOC IMBALANCE
S&P 500: -$1.4b
NASDAQ 100: -$1b
DOW 30: -$585m
MAG 7: -$454m

good news!

umm guys wait a second...

lol

this chip news is actually bearish because it would take so much longer to chip trade to normalize. previously many countries get unrestricted access to NVDA chips, now they have to start to negotiate again with Trump to get the same access. how long is this gonna take, who knows?

I don't know how to play SOXL. Is it the future or do I sell when NVidia returns to ATH?
If I can hold till 52 I'll be worth 10 million but I'm starting to think based on market cap alone that won't happen, last 10X was when NVidia was worth 250 B not 2.5 T.
So where fo I sell?

Slurped google, hopefully we dump tommorow so I can buy more

What site is this chuds?

Algos will dump everything to fuck post market and retail will pump on open. Retail GODS run this game

Inflationary pressure isn't low that's the whole fucking point

I buy puts, stock goes up.

I buy calls, stock goes down.

SUFFERING

Nice little bump but no big change. Yet id say this is bigger than Apple AI search. Still don't get how that 9%ed google.

swap the buttons ;)

the only winning move rn is to do nothing.

Bought UPRO, SSO, NVDL and Googl. $15k worth. Buying $20k more tomorrow

prepare for unforeseen consequences

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What site is this? I had it saved when an anon posted it a while back but can’t remember

Thx

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do nothing

Damn straight

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Pls stp quantum immortality and let me die!

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come home 2
NATGAS AND OIL
yt man

unforeseen consequences

i am ready

NVDA spiked into limit five before close, sold

Phew. I’ll get some more again when it dips for no reason, fifty bucks made B)

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Not Powell's problem also they aren't doing good either German cars companies Q1 dropped like a stone

Do nothing, lose 3% to inflation a year.

See, you're problem is one of timing. You're probably following the feelings you're getting when you see a big dip. You think "its going down a lot, I should buy puts!" Then the reversal happens. Same with calls. Its going up and you feel good, so you get calls, and it goes down instead.
Inverse those feelings. If you see a stock going down a lot for no real reason, buy calls. If its going up for no real reason, buy puts.
Just be careful to not be too retarded and buy calls when a stock is collapsing because its garbage, or rocketing up because amazing news came out.

the markets suck right now and pump on dump based on a tweet and smg is moving 25% fast as they were a month ago, yeah I'm thinking I might be done with the market for now

At least, despite the concerns over its business model, Google's P/E at 17.x feels like I'm not buying something retardly misevalued.
What's not priced in is the EU retaliation now that Trump opened the services tariffs Pandora's box first, and we all know the GREAT TALKS going on with COUNTRY [X] TOP TEAM to REACH A GOOD DEAL are complete fud.

Do something lose 10% in a day

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

ding. how do

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US consumer borrowing increased in March by the most in three months, reflecting a pickup in credit-card balances as well as a solid rise in motor vehicle and other non-revolving loans

Solid rise

why do they make it sound as if that was positive and natural?

If I knew the EU would tariff China, steel, cars etc, I'd also buy like a maniac.

Today: -0.05%
This Week: -0.12%
This Month: +0.43%
This Year: -43.25%

bleh

Made a mistake with a dumb AMZN put that betrayed me, and DIN went up after missing earnings instead of down, so a bit of a rough day for me. DIN started going down by the end of the day though, and WEN continued to drill all day so that saved it.

Annoyed at earnings, but still feeling good about the DIN puts.

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I eat nigger sperm

dumped my apple short from a week ago

+1.22%

Inverse those feelings.

I don't have many left.

+0,18% on the day
+11,78% 1Y
+8,59% YTD
Pretty fucking good if you ask me, still outperformance vs SP500

79k

Today: 0%
This Week: 0%
This Month: +51.21%
This Year: +430.17%

+5% today
+4% this week

What's you YTD secret, what plays saved you?

Nut bad

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WSJ : The U.S. is ramping up its intelligence-gathering efforts in Greenland, deploying its spy apparatus to support Donald Trump’s campaign to take control of the island.

lmao

based

Can’t be real

WSJ been playing too many grand strategy games

Average salary is 20k, population 60k, I find it so bizarre they don't just offer to buy it for a million per person. 60 billion is nothing to the US.
Anything else is just dumb, and if a bunch of poor Eskimo turn down a million each, well it wasn't meant to happen.

Is a suicide political wise.

your taxes went to make 50k people millionares while you are paying tariffs

Predominantly being in eurostocks, beaten the market every year since 2019
Eurodef has made it significantly easier, I also had some luck that the Houthi's started fucking up the red Sea so a French air freight logistics company got bought for a 10% premium on top of 150% gains I already made.
Found a polish passenger train producer that looked pretty interesting a couple of years back and that has gone at least 300% since then.
Lump summed a eurobank etf when shit hit the fan in 2023
It's just doing research, buying whenever, trusting my decision-making and not touching it unless it ends up below what I consider a fair value

Question is how will itnopen tomorrow

We know Trump isn't doing any deals with China, so that should drop it after that meeting.

Marjorie Taylor Greene published her latest trades today, just one day after buying them. Thats' unusual. As you know, the STOCK act gives them 30 days to disclose their trades. They usually publish their trades after 20-30 days (after the big gains).

capitoltrades.com/politicians/G000596

She bought 60+ stocks. Did anyone else notice this? Should we be paying attention to this?

I tought meeting was on friday.

Made some bad plays as well, btw
Went long on a Norwegian sea freight shipper market leader in car freight which has crabbed for three years
Also long on a Dutch battery producer, which was pretty early in developing a smart grid, but they can't produce anything at scale or efficiently.
They emissioned, and I've been bagholding ever since. (From €80 to €15)

What else can Trump now do to pump the market? Undo the undoing of the Chipsact? Double Chipsact?

Marjorie Taylor Greene

porfavor señor

stocks close green

BAHAHAHA ARE YOU OKAY BOBOS

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what the fuck are you talking about boss?

Something something Chyna

It keeps changing. Today I heard weekend, yesterday during the week. Also it is not the main meeting. It is a small side meeting.

I didn't mean to start a political thing. Surely it's not a bad idea to take notice of what moves the successful traders are making. Especially when those traders have insider knowledge at the highest levels of a government in which insider trading is blatantly rampant.

That's all I was trying to say, nothing more. I'm giving no opinion on MJG, her policies, or her party.

I want to shove my dick inside her and cum all over her.

Extend the pause another 30 days
No american is gonna agree or like giving foreigners 1m dollar each.

taiwanchads ww@?
cucknald backing down, xi too busy great purging his army, life is good

several rafales confirmed downed

nothing

The market was slightly down when I checked what the max pain for QQQ was today. It ended at exactly max pain. I have a feeling it's going to come out that the derivatives market actually dwarfs the stock market (which is already kind of common knowledge but economist journos always spin it as not being a big deal or really accurate). None of the market is actually based on value, its 100% speculation built on a cliff of leaverage. And based on current options market, for whatever reason May 21st looks like a bloodbath.

the only "serious" way I could see the US acquiring greenland would be scheming behind the scenes to have greenland become independent from denmark, have it be a hard separation, then swoop in with massive gibs offers to offset the loss of danish ones since there is 0 chance greenland could survive on its own
very low chance you'd get every part right though

Everyone realizes it is just poos being shit at flying. Nothing burger.

confirmed

I have yet to see anything on Anon Babble but please post if you saved anything

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it's going to the danish government in exchange for the island of greenland. i'd take that deal in a heartbeat, but you're right, the media would spin it so that it sounds like it's going directly to the people living on the island, and they'll try to crucify trump over it... meanwhile half the fucking country, mostly the ones who would fall for the spin, don't even pay any fucking taxes boss.

No. I am become Mumu now. I will trvst the plan. Buy the dip. Slurp everything.

Anon Babble is a glowing pit of pro-nato propaganda and faggotry, of course they wouldn't be talking about it there

for what purpose does the US need greenland for?

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Who cares about a bunch of/k/ucks

You spend quite a lot of energy trying to bait people with every post recently baggler, and it doesn't seem to work especially well. the boss thing is triggering me though so gg

President Donald Trump plans to revive an effort to dramatically slash drug costs by tying the amount the government pays for some medicines to lower prices abroad, three people familiar with the matter told POLITICO.

Trump early next week is expected to sign an executive order directing aides to pursue the initiative, called “most favored nation,” for a selection of drugs within the Medicare program. The idea would use the administration’s authorities to force prices down.

GOMMUNISM!

Tradable waters I think

security of trade routes through the northwest passage, uncommon/rare minerals, control over an entrance to the hollow earth, etc boss.

Early missile warning from Russa or Chyna too

Wait...i dont get what is the point here
Doesnt this mean less medicine.
Wasnt he already planing to tariff pharma anyway?

just going by this piece, I saw a few images and videos of downed jets but can't really tell if it's a rafale or not
might end up being deboonked idk

Not necessarily, US healthcare being shit and without collective bargaining power (and gouging of richer customers) means companies charge burgers more for the same drugs. its been a point of difficulty for a while though so I doubt there's an easy fix, but if anyone can shock and awe finesse it at any cost it's the orange man

One at best, and why the fuck would it move? An F-16 being downed in Ukraine a few weeks ago or a F117 getting shot down by filthy Serbs back in the days didn't change anything for Lockheed. It sure doesn't change the prospects of EU Defense investments. Invest rationally, not over buzz and noises. Though it's true the way the market behaves these days is anything but rational but just over shitty fake buzz and gay noises.

man Trump is fucking up, he should just end the Medicare program entirely and tell people to go on medi-share or patriot health boss

Oh shit maybe it really did happen. "jeets can't fly it so it doesn't count" means it won't affect the K/D probably, like with the F-15 I think

Imagine the shitshow if China walks off the Bessent meeting due to Trump's comments.

I'll check that

The first first thing they will ask is respect.
Not sure how Bessent is going to do that without going against Trump wishes.
Nice quads also

Pajeetkistan sending ballistic missiles on Amritsar's airport in Jeetia

Looks like it's escalating, after all.

Amritsar

I swear it's a planet or star system in LogH.

May 21

Doesn't that mean that there are tons of 5/21 415C out there? Where the fuck did that come from, and who sold/bought them?

Stop baking threads for no reason you dopamine addicted niggers. Bump limit is NOT a reason to bake. Wait till the thread is down several pages. There are three fucking generals in the catalog ffs.

Anon Babble belongs to /smg/

Since Jerome didn’t drop the rate, what are the consequences of this? Can anyone explain this to a brainlet like me?

Nothing happened so we crab

financialjuice.com

nehbros...we just keep winning...

Priced in, ball's in admiration/job/consumer market's court, retains option to QE if/when other countries dump bonds onto market
Interest rates needs to go down to refinance debt or else government programs must be cut or a very bad interest rate will be placed on the new debt that's taken on to make the 2026 debt payments (or new taxes make up the difference which will never happen, if you someone who bought the narrative that this is something tariffs are even close to capable of covering a fraction of, your two braincells need some extra juice)
Should've refinanced it back with Yellen @ 0 rates

What do you guys think about UNH?

p/e: 16

consistent ~11% yoy dividend growth

not vulnerable to tariffs

recession-proof, clients pay to stay alive

seems like a foolproof bet

My broker's option chain for that date is literally empty. Every other day has at least some open interest, but not May 21. I wonder if that's contributing to that weird number somehow, or if my broker's just giving me different numbers than yours; don't know exactly how these things work.

no JP

Get with the times

google dumped 9% because apple is considering an AI search to replace it in its products?

will this be the most satanic data harvesting and censored dogshit on the planet? what's going to be returned when trying to look up midget porn or jewish conspiracy theory? completely useless change, and boomers are going apeshit dumping when they don't even use web

right now google outputs you websites with content generated by AI or whole websites generated by AI so the difference will be less layers

Day before for comparison

It would mean there's a lot of puts open for at or below there, no? But somehow enough calls still open above it (and below current price) that they outweigh the open puts in that range? Just learning about this metric

It would mean there's a lot of puts open for at or below there, no?

If they were puts then going low would validate them, make them exercise-able. The whole point of Max Pain is to invalidate as many options as possible, so it dropping like that would imply that there are lots and lots of calls down there.

That said, I also see nothing at all for May 21st, so I'm wondering if this isn't a glitch in the site that poster got the data from. Maybe no data it just shits the bed or something.

Apple sells phones and advertisers fucking hate safari, Google is literally a 100% data harvesting company, good riddance if Apple stitches up Google doing some shit like this

Apple sells phones

Top kek

Dropping to 415 would validate puts between here and 415, but puts at or below 415 would still be worthless at expiry.

Are you on Thinkorswim too?

Fuck

So a $420 put for may 21 should print is what you're saying

Google is a dying dinosaur

Brave is the next big browser, Chromium is open source, DOJ and antitrust laws are scrambling Google's digital ad ecosystem

3rd time in a week that a pump deflated post close. How are we feeling bros

Chromium

Man I really got to do this. I already stopped Chrome from doing any updates as a temporary measure.

Well not much - it might even lose you money depending on what you paid for it - but it would be exercisable and thus not worthless. If I understand max pain right it just looks at worthless vs not.

Google search result sucks now, and more people are just realizing they can get better responses to what they are looking for from AI

Googles core business may be under attack but they continue to make more money yoy, with healthy margins, a lot of their side businesses like youtube, and adroid generate 43% of revenue.
I do not see a future where google just ceases to exist in the next 20 years.
I think mr.market is too pessimestic.

I already stopped Chrome from doing any updates as a temporary measure

The problem with that is that you'll be vulnerable to new security threats. Google is a threat to your personal date/security in its own right, though.

Anyways the solution is using the Brave browser

I close my options at 245pm every day.

that's your own fucking fault, moron

That is interesting thanks, I only just now found the site with that data so not sure how reliable it is, could be low volume fucking with it, might be one of those indicators that only works in the short term. I've always thought it was BS but watching the market basically end exactly on it today was interesting.

The stock market is not America, it's israel.

Touche
Tim Ferris did a Richard Koch podcast that really opened my eyes to how it's different over there but more moats to find opportunities in. Interesting stuff.

ms pumps

google pumps

meta pumps

apple dumps

guess what my retarded ass bought.
so when are these faggots going to buy their own stocks like they announced?

google pumps

What do you mean? it got slaughtered today
If anything it looks like unless Trump/Bessent intervene, tech is poised for a big dump in the coming days.

BREAKING: President Trump says he can’t predict whether the US and China will “get along.”

Good news dead cat bounce

it got slaughtered toda

lol what happened

is hims still worth buying or will it do a SMCI?

I wonder if the brand matters now that everyone knows it's the shittiest health insurance provider?

Is any other retard holding this piece of shit?
Sitting on -55%
Kill me, it was my biggest position

instant bear boner.

Speak more about this dump, in graphic lewd detail.

google is a threat so use a fork of google's chrome browser but with crypto bullshit

0 BATs have been deposited into your browser's wallet pajeet. Keep watching those ADs

predictions for friday?

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a fork of Chrome

You literally don't know what you're talking about, Mozilla tranny. Building on Chromium (open source, Brave is literally open source) is not a "fork" of Chrome, fucking kek

with crypto bullshit

Customizable and automatically turned off. It's opt-in only. Nobody has to use anything crypto related if they don't want to. You'll never be a woman, dilate, etc.

Trying to weather the storm on my IBM short position. I'm pretty sure ex-div is why it's pumping this hard.

APPLE EXPLORING ADDING AI SEARCH TO ITS BROWSER

Google crashed as soon as this news came put

Customizable and automatically turned off

Anon Babblepajeet cope. Your internet browser doesn't need this built in.

Hate gold

Crabbing in anticipation of the Bessent/China meeting. Possible pumps each time Bessent says China, dumps each time Trump says China.
Dump on Monday after the meeting is a nothingburger, crash if Trump says something retarded over the weekend because China won't want to ease tensions before the US does it first, and Trump doesn't do that even with our allies, much less with Chyna

I swear to god if it crabs this entire week...

He is predicting when we get along with China
Pump

should i sell my physical gold before it cashes again?

what are they waiting for? fed did not brought any volatility
DO SOMETHING

google dumped because apple announced an ai search engine

the dump had nothing to do with google's monopoly being destroyed in court

lol

why did jewvidia pump?

God I hope he says something fantastically smooth brained. I want to load up like in April.

if you eat a hot dog cold it tastes like bologna.

some things are more important

shilling for Google

calls me a "Anon Babblepajeet"

Sure thing bud. Your sudden anti-crypto tilt is a big tell that you're either a pathetic lefty troon or some retarded tradfi wannabe. Either way Brave is gaining momentum and Google is dying like a dog (long and drawn out, but inevitable). Get fucked

The monopoly stuff has been price in for ages. The ai stuff should have been priced in as well, none of this is new information.

Orange man is cancelling chip export controls for some reason.

#rightwoke

monopoly breaking up is priced in

Nah. Information is coming out daily. It's getting grim for google. News media is doing it's best not to cocover it.
Apple AI announcement doesnt mean shit. Apple AI is already a proven failure that they back tracked on releasing. Believing Apple will suddenly pull AI search out of its ass is retarded.

you're either a pathetic lefty troon or some retarded tradfi wannabe.

Wrong again pajeet. You're going to need to watch more Ads to get those BAT coins! Brave should just become an entire operating system with all the useless shit they stuff into a web browser.

Yeah don’t look at the numbers at all. Soon the Fuhrer at Apple will unveil the Wunderwaffen AI and will turn this situation around.

hopium

Let me guess. This announcment will drop in two weeks right? lol

But we already knew about that, it pumped for that very reason two weeks ago

people have a short memory

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baking

you trannies doubted SOXL again
we're going to 60 again faggots
hahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

thank you

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What the actual fuck is his problem?

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Wdym the fake pump is deflating as we speak

+1k starting to feel like the Good Old Days™ again

Not making it until NVDA goes back to ATH

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Daily reminder its a V shape recovery and your puts are worthless and you have no friends

nothing pisses me off more than SMCI, what a fucking disgusting stock. Pumps like a shitcoin on steroids for no good reason way too often. Doesn't it have awful guidance? Why is this piece of shit not in the teens yet??

squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix

Now that most securities are traded in darkpools, are DIX and GEX rly thee only important macro indicators out there?

Where can you pay to get an actually useful chart to be forewarned on darkpool movements?

i wish i could get rid of it
45% in the reds

No way I just found that site today and read the papers, was following up on an anon's comments in the last /smg/ about vanna and charm flow leading up to options expiration next week, ended up there. Did you read "The Implied Order Book"? I'm really interested to play around with the numbers on that more; what did you think? The other papers were very interesting too.

Pls respond

Jared Kushner bought HIMS before tomorrow's Trump announcement

Ita obviously a crab market and your plays are equally worthless otherwise you'd be posting your gains right now.

two different purchases of OXY

whack.

That spy pump in the last 20 minutes saved my ass. I went from down $1300 to up $1000 in 2 minutes

well done anon. keep it up.

Jesus, market barely went up with that.

This is going to be bad, isn't it? This is actually going to tank the market when it comes out and the 10% is still up.

:)

Market pumping on a trade deal with Turkmenistan or some irrelevant shithole

Pump and dump market. It's so tiresome.

all trade deals matter

This is going to be bad, isn't it? This is actually going to tank the market when it comes out and the 10% is still up.

no, the market will go BONANZA regardless of the contents of the deal
150 iq reddittards will sell though because they're very smart

Whats with the random pumps every night now

SOXL sissies WAGMI

Trump's scam market.
Most of these pumps run out of juice by the next day anyways because the economy is fucked.

If Trump doesn't say anything about Jpow not changing rates again, Bessent trained him in how to not tank the market and how to fake pump it.

What were those candles just now bros

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Well duh he told him during the weekend after liberation day everything will be fine

nonfuckin stop jumping

Bongonistan kneeled to Trump lol

is this the greatest bullrun in the history of the stock market?

No, that was 2010 through 2020.

Yesterday I was hanging out in Boston with my friends who are senior scientists at biotech startups in Cambridge. They're both normies and from poor families who don't know how to manage money ect. For those who don't know Boston/Cambridge is a massive US biotech hub, specifically for mRNA research and novel therapies. Both friends were chimping out, shouting, and massively emotional because the trump administration has been horrendous for biotech. Mass layoffs, stocks crashing, funding is tough with high rates (not necessarily Trump's fault) and tariffs are wreaking havoc. More importantly the health views of the administration are really bad for those studying mRNA or performing clinical trials.

Politics aside, I asked them if they thought now was a good item to scoop up cheap biotech stocks since they had fallen so hard and administrations come and go. They had showed me a few companies that had crashed hard - and mentioned that the entire sector's equities were in a slump. When I asked this question they immediately and emotionally reacted that the industry was fucked and I would certainly lose money.

While these are my friends, they suck at finance - and have poor emotional control of money. I've seen them make so many bad investments. Despite having done post-doc research at Harvard and working in Biotech, they both have lost a lot of money trying to pick biotech stocks based on their specialized knowledge, and dramatically failed. I think they're reaction was a very "blood in the street" normie knee-jerk reaction and a bell weather that maybe the bottom is in, or at least close. I'm wondering if that means it really is a good time to load up on a biotech fund or something and scoop it up cheap.

Thanks for reading my blog.

so uh i baked a thread

still holding -80% MRNA bags
they WILL develop a vaccine that kills cancer and gives you blue eyes, horse cock and silver fur

I love it when it crabs

t. options seller