/smg/ - Stock Market General

Elbows up, invest in Canadian market edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

n&js

Markets rallied back on Liberation Day on hopium and now doesn't know what to do
Literally clown markets

90 deals in 90 days

0 deals in 3 weeks

this market is in the pits

Is GIS going out of business?

is tomorrow gonna be green? kinda stuck waiting on a deposit and don't want to miss out on a chance to buy puts before the dump

Why is mstr valued so high, doesnt that company just hold btc and have no revenue? It doesnt make sense, btc is just an asset.

SPY is gonna go to 554, too.
I’m fucked.

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So all the shit about empty ports, that's bullshit? The market don't seem to care. And data hasn't been as bad as this expect, yet every outlet is pushing empty port stories. I don't fucking know what to buy. Dividends maybe.

digital honey for cyberhornets

The markets have nothing to react to, yet. We don’t have any solid data from sanctions placed earlier this month.

If a move of 0.2% makes you "fucked" you should reconsider ur lyf.

I went all in a 550 put

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We have no data yet except freight cancellations
Freight takes weeks to conduct data

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO DOWN
PLEASE I NEED TO GET RID OF THIS PUT

PLEASE GO UP PLEEEEASE

I think the crash that happened already might have taken it into account.

But isn't the market supposed to be "forward looking", i.e. making predictions based on projections? If big boy institutions believe that there's a bad thing coming, wouldn't they start selling before hard data came out, and give us some decline? The lack of that would seem to indicate that they don't believe it, like people are expecting it to be a big nothing once again. E.g. previous tariff dates have had red weeks before hard data (and then sprang back when this got reversed). It feels like nobody believes in it this time. Like a Boy Who Cried Wolf situation

REDDIT SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLL

If big boy institutions believe that there's a bad thing coming, wouldn't they start selling

They are.

na-na-na-na boo-boo stick your head in doo-doo

Why is HIMS such a millionaire maker stock? Its funny all the stocks that this place calls memes make us the most money!

Does the last few weeks looks like the market is behaving rationally or by pricing shit correctly to you? If it was, it wouldn't have dropped at the last minute in the first place right on April 2. Same shit in feb. 2020 where it was fucking obvious where it was going, but the market didn't drop until march.
The market is the collective retardation of the people. That's all there is to it. Votes work the exact same.
But don't short retardation either, it stays retarded longer than you can stay solvent.

They turn | into |/

HERRO MR PRESIDENT THIS IS CHINESE EMBASSY WE WANT NEGOTIATE YES

Zoom out chud

I zoomed out. It was 6 dollars a year ago

Holy fuck imagine getting this number and impersonating Xi. The fat fuck would probably fall for it.

TZA, SQQQ

I am going in on dump soon. What else goes green when everything else is red?

Imagine how many professional scammers have the number and take advantage of old dementia boomer. Like for any scammer doing that shit to old boomers, really.

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common prank by radio djs

did you make it out?

the market supposed to be

the market is a place where people buy and sell financial instruments, nothing more and nothing less
the prices of the financial instruments have no obligation to be correlated to the objectively measurable performance of their underlying entities

lol at the phone call they included with the article
So people can just call Trump real quick about anything hahaha what the hell

SAAR invest into google play gift cards

SAAR do the needful and invest into our duly smart crypto exhange

SAAR ser India trade deal is very important, very soon if you send us needful funds

Why is the system rigged? I would make 200 winning trades a day if they didnt have me limited with this retarded 3 daytrade limits a week that the market makers levied on me to hold me down

The markets have been weirdly unreactive lately. Look at Spanish stocks even though the country is in a blackout.

imagine the pump on TSLA in a nationwide blackout in the USA

No

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He genuinely sounds retarded
For the curious: archive . ph/Da04G

This faggot uses his Trip in the regular /biz.

(For Baggie it's ok)

Bearish news is ignored during bull markets. This means that the bull market can continue far beyond when people should actually be bullish.

This has been going for literally ever. Read up into any market crash ever, the alarms were always blaring but the bulls refused to hear it until they tumble off the cliff.

The trick to being a bear isn't being 100% permashort all the time the moment you think things are going to turn bad. The trick to being a bear is being ready to jump in with shorts and puts when you sense weakness.

if you're that good, you should have no trouble getting up to 25k.

That's kind of what I mean. I'm a true retard baby investor who started over covid and didn't owe the government taxes until this year, so obviously my frame of reference isn't much good. But it looks like the wild shit I'm used to seeing has been replaced by increasing languor. Would follow logically to me that volatility would arise from instability. (And match my experience) And that's held true even to a few weeks ago.
Purely qualitatively, it almost seems like the market has "blown its load" on the significant drop we've already had, and lacks the will to swing around any further. (Maybe the scared money is gone and stayed gone, and the "hold at all costs" gang are still about?)
But what the fuck do I know. Nothing.

Then it'd be called a white swan not a black swan.

Any news on Musk? I'm getting worried

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dear God, it's Nero Caesar 2025 edition :D

i own a lot of CRWD

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The craziest shit is how he just answers the journalist anyway, instead of hanging up "yeah no thanks, I'm busy, ktxbye". Who's to say the guy on the other end of the phone is really a journalist in the first place.
What the hell.

We're going to see empty shelves in a few weeks, when does the market collapse?
People still going to bitch that they didn't see it coming and claim everyone who sold had inside information.

don't look at the spy right now

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Bund funds, gold, swiss franks, insurance companies, booze, smokes, and sugar.

it is not obliged to collapse, people who slurp up stocks during the times of uncertainty don't buy chinese blenders at walmart

Stinky thread
Bleugh

its technically possible to pull a Nigerian Prince scam on the president

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Are you the anon who works there? I didn't realize this shit recovered since that bug last year

Empty shelves is an exaggeration, and I say that as I'm bearish. You won't see empty shelves on food or whatever, and not that much on trinkets. The true beauty of the free market is how it always finds a way. Remember RTX3070 at 1400 bucks?
The problem is, finding a way always comes with a price. And the real cost of that is definitely not priced in, even at the current levels.

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They need something firmer to react to. Give it time.

Vitamixchads stay winning

I don't know if I want to buy more nintendo or hasbro

Why not?

Another thing to pay attention to is items on shelves with empty space behind them, shelves being removed and the isles getting a bit wider (watch for marks on the floor and maybe dirty uncleaned spots).
There's a lot stores can do to reduce panic by altering the appearance of their shelves and the items on them. You might see sections that used to be stocked with a wide variety of items suddenly become very narrow, and sections next to them just repeat the more available product to stuff shelf space (imagine, say, some sort of imported jam going away and being replaced by Smuckers products).

I swear, they did so many changes, nobody knows what the fuck is going on and just a few mins was another announcement of an announcement later

Auto industry will be "happy"

Jesus christ.

"we want to bring back manufacturing to the US"

companies actually do start manufacturing their stuff in the US

"fuck you you still aren't american"

this is priced in

lolwut, surely the Bloomberg guys covering what he says forgot a word and he said "tariffs relief" or else I'll just kek hard

Because murrica first or something

NUTLIIIICK LMAOOO
is he intentionally saying things that throww off the narrative. This isn't the first time btw. Like just earlier in the press brief it was reiterated that foreign companies would receive no tariffs if they onshored their business into USA

Oh wait, it says "domestic auto industry" will be happy
Maybe it's

STOP
FUCKING
BUYING

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yes that's me
it was always going to recover, there's simply no better alternative to our product for the segments we cover

Did you miss me, boboman?

SPY IS OVERBOUGHT
STOP BUYING

troll

UPSTAR bros here ? are u holding or selling, will u wait until May 6th ?

Why didn't you say that then?

invest like a madman to move your auto company to the US

125% tariffs on raw materials and machine parts if they are from China

10% minimum tariffs on everything else you import

X% tariffs on your finished product that you produced in the country

The tariffs might be removed after 3,5 years, rendering you incompetent both domestically and internationally

Jesus Christ...

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If Trump does some shit like domestic as in non-US companies manufacturing in the US will still pay tariffs he'll get fucked in the ass by the EU. And actually all others will probably join on it.

NASDAQ announces wax shortage, says "candles will be small until supply chain adjusts"

By Snib Snibbington

How come trump isn't deporting black workers like he's deporting arabs and mexicans?

i was a little busy at the time lol!

He himself said the naturalization law was for the slaves and not all people born in the US. On the other hand he backed out so much of everything he said, he might do that here too.

Literally everyone is offering the US 0 for 0 tariffs

Imagine how much money that would be. The stock market would literally print money.

Yeah but Trump turned down Vietnam on that. Seems he either wants to keep tariffs on or wants more out of a "deal" than just 0 for 0.

Send autistic joke about cooking some rabbits that have been tearing up my yard

Left on Read

Another great day of enjoying my favorite hobbies: losing money and striking out with girls. Puts on SNAP.

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We pumpin now!
Bull run continues.
You did buy right?

he very clearly stated what he considers "trade cheating", and tariffs are only a part of that

Fuck off, I'm boughting. This shit has retard strength.

Even Trump realizes you need someone to work the slave jobs. Besides black people have a better/longer claim of being American than a bunch of people including a lot of whites.

The goal genuinely is to balance the trade deficits.

Imagine being a bear right now! The vix is telling you not to be but you are still not using common sense!

Guys I'm down $3500 in Walmart puts. Seemed an easy bet given they have 60% Chinese products. Guess it wasn't.

Oof. If a woman has ever done this to you it instantly puts you in the bottom 95%. Every relationship will be completely one sided and unfulfilling until you die. Even your mother will never really love you

Source?

MEME
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M
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MARKET

why are we going up? I might have missed something...

Sputlick deal hopium

We will probably find out in around 10 mins or so, gotta give the insiders time

Fuck this shit

Why would we go down? No bad news

America needs to start massively undercutting Czech meth to cut the deficit. They have the expertise to make it happen.

I'm just saying though. Imagine if the President wasn't insane and wanted to make money.

You have no idea how true this is in my case.

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Bvll. Fvcking. Surge!

BASED LUTNICK
EURONIGGERS BTFO

Buy fubo tv for a free 10x.

Lutnick didn't say anything but that he has ONE deal and the parliament of that country has to approve. The fuckin parliament

We've been having good weather lately so suddenly all these women are coming out of the woodwork here because they want to go out and make me talk about my job without any intention of hooking up.

Bought BP

I’m not down that bad but I am eating shit on some puts right now. Still time to dump though

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Imagine buying puts on a fucking juggernaut like walmart lmao how fucking stupid are you. Thats like buying puts on coke

Its pretty much everyone under 40s life now.

lutnick interview

Boring as fuck literal nothingburger

It ate shit last earnings so there’s some ethos to it.

There's rumors Walmart is going to face tank tariffs just to keep the shelves full, that's bullish

What is nigga saying?

is it better to trade risky stocks or safe stocks on leverage?

Both

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Market probably pumping so that americans autobuy they monthly amount of SPX at the local top and then dump kek

Whatever makes the most money the fastest

The only leverages you need are tqqq and soxl. Soxl will 5x in the next year.

Unspecified country agreed to trade deal, but their parliament has to vote on it still

Blah blah blah blah blah

usual best president ever so much winning

Blah blah

blah blah blah blah

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Where's the Anon that was screeching about puts earlier. Are you ok?

is it better to trade risky stocks or safe stocks on leverage?

its better to know the stocks you gambling on. At least know them the best you can vs. just gambling on companies you have no idea about.

Risky stocks, assuming they’re just as risky at least there’s no decay. Unless you HAVE to make every week green

uh oh
stinky

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A gigantic collection of multiple economies is not engaging well on being fucked over

WHO WOULDVE THUNK DEALING WITH THE EU WOULD BE HARD AFTER YOU SHOT YOURSELF IN THE FOOT

That unspecified country Lutnick mentioned is 100% the UK
And the UK exports fuckall
This might be the biggest nothing burger in history

Which fucktard thought the EU would buck over after seeing how the UK got manhandled during Brexit negotiations

Proportional to your luck stat

women love small animals you autistic nigger
consult the resident bunny expert before you do something so stupid

IT’S THE FINAL BULL TRAP!

*Da na naaa, Da na ni na naaa

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Why do euros think they matter LOL. Its like bolivia acting like they matter. Your countries are the size of nats and you are irrelevant.

Food will be fine, we produce most of our essential food in the US or in the NA
Also pleasure and leisure goods arent going to fly off the shelves because people have been clutching their wallets for 2 months by now
The only people doing leisure spending are rich people

I'm honestly so happy the whole tariff thing wound up being a nothing burger
Back to the S&P being green for the month

What source do you guys use to check a company ratios?

Came back from an industry seminar of adding Asian undergrad girls on LinkedIn, it’s hot so my petite flatmate is back on shorts and tanks. She’s brought me two cans of beer and pizza from the work social I missed. Not bad at all. What the fuck is going on with captcha.
Literally what is the point on putting pen to paper on anything. The EU bureaucracy slowness fucking sucks and is our biggest weakness which has been decried since Draghi, but is deserved now

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Hehe, I told you guys today will be green. Why? It's sunny outside and I felt good so it just makes sense!
shit bait, I would offer you a spank on the ass cheeks irl

cope

Just a shame the EU is the US' primary import and export market

Why are pokemon cards still impossible to find if nobody is buying leisure goods?

Been that way since covid
Retards punching each other to throw them out if they dont find a 600 dollar card

nats

English quality on here is
non-burger anglos >> euros >>>>>> japs and burgers >> everyone else

If S&P would fucking swing 1% either way I’ll make bank today but it never wants to

Not one headline about GDP results tomorrow. What will a 0.2% contraction mean for the market? How is “the biggest rally since March 2022” a fucking Bull signal, when the market hit a local bottom not even 3 months later? We are so hitting circuit breakers tomorrow when this euphoria turns into a hangover. Massive risk-off. I don’t predict circuit breakers, but a 2-3% downturn market-wide is incredibly likely (or my account is toast lol!)

I won't date a woman that's not killed an animal

I'm sorry but tommorow is amazon earnings and shorts arr being squeezed as we speak

Imagine it misses. Imagine it comes out -0.2%.

Do you anons think Alphabet is going up meaningfully tomorrow? I need a 2% pump to get rid of it...

Is GDP even going to suffer this quickly? I imagine it will take more time

a tall handsome charismatic man could kill a womans childhood dog right in front of her in a brutal way and she would have sex with him that day if he wanted

Too buy snap or not. Options market are pricing in beat

Wtf you guys told me not to use chatgpt to build my portfolio but i did and now im up 35% in the last week

Let me guess, too secret to share with the class or post portfolio

God I hope so. I'm holding 30000 shares of SOXL.

F

At what average price?

safe

That's because you practically killed her previous sexpartner and that is hawt. But you know this only applies to a specific group of women.

I've been in and out (all gains), but currently 11.9.

We have an idea about what a deal is

So who is it?

Lol guessss

Also the first deal will very likely be with India, not South Korea. And yeah, DOMINOeffect, sure. People will follow India. As if India is not one of the most boot and asslicking posters on the internet, it's fuckin unreal.

2 more weeks

Theyre also doing india first so apple can move their manufacturing and doesnt fucking collapse in a month lmfao

It's slow as fuck now that the no portfolio faggots aren't bitching about who's in charge

Bonus dogpill

Imagine if India is the only US partner, then they drag the US into a war with Pakistan, lmao.

What should I invest in to capitalize on this?

he doesn't know

It's India and it's a MOU all but worthless paper that will take years to negotiate

Breaking: Lutnick: Community colleges are one place we will find workers for factories

RTX and Lockheed

Why so bullish today? Did Trump go the whole day without a public appearance?

sentiment reversal happened last week so if nothing happens market just goes up

Does anything important happen in this one bros

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Yes it's called rape

market down 5% tomorrow after hot inflation and GDP report

Thursday we moon on bullshit “trade deal” announcement with India or Korea

Friday we moon even more because unemployment rose, but that’s bullish because it means rate cuts!

Uhh no
Its all lies, propaganda and no acceptance of being fucking retarded
Its never their fault

Sweet, straight to the Korean War with Indy Neidel then

They just bought a huge amount of BTC so their NAV is still "only" at 1.7

Global trade is saved thanks to Micronesia. POOOOMP.

It's India and 100 percent it's going to include immigration so America can be the next Anglo country to join the India+ relationship

I guess that makes sense. The reasoning. Not the sentiment. That's clearly stupid. Things are going to be a real mess in a few months.

What is this GDP report, from US gov about 2024 gdp? Predictions about 2025 from somewhere? Is it even going to be not doctored or slanted?

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Imagine this administration achieving higher inflation rates than the previous one

Remember Musk's pro-H1B tweets. I remember.

If someone gets the number I will personally call him claiming to be David Soxl

So is the bear over? Were tariffs overblown? Can I finally buy again or should I still hold cash?

Q1 GDP data

Only Real Final Sales to Private Domestic Purchasers matters
It's GDP without gov spending and all the other bullshit

It’s quarter 1 GDP “estimate”. But it’ll be a pretty accurate reading. The real one comes out in June. Markets already priced in a slowdown of growth from 2.4% down to like 1.6%, but they haven’t priced in a contraction or growth projections below this. The projections (read: not the official government estimate, just guessing) from analysts like BofA and Goldman are all over the place. Most agree it’s just gonna be around 1.5%, but a few thinks a small contraction of -0.2%. If it’s the latter, we have a shitton of technicals such as moving average resistances and the fact we erased the prior losses from a huge sell off (Liberation Day) on top of that which will justify massive risk-offs that could put us back into a correction starting tomorrow, and probably a bear market by June.

It’s totally irrational that we’re only down 6% from ATH when every macro indicator has been just fucking awful the past 4 months. Best case scenario is a stagnant crab into next year between 5500-5800, worst case is we test new lows and hit mid 4000’s before EOY. Literally no one, not Trump or Musk or Buffet know which.

I know he's gay but I feel like these two have a thing going on
secret femdom type shit

Thanks anon
I too am baffled but then I do kind of want everything to burn so I can’t be trusted. Interesting that there’s little consensus, I shall keep my eyes peeled

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Total shutdown of exports to China within a few weeks will definitely show. Only thing that’ll prop it up is richfags panic buying cars (my neighbor just bought one) and companies shoring up inventory, which ironically increases trade deficits LOL

yeah everything is over, buy all the stocks you can (im a put bagholder)

Amazon was basically called traitors and their stock price dipped 2%

It's just a prime case of markets staying irrational longer than (You) can stay solvent
The LA and Seattle port data are absolutely fucked and will have an effect on the economy.
Almost all ^SPX companies are dependent on Chinese goods somewhere in their supply chain.

This post tells me all that I need to know, thanks

lol you stupid faggot

They do not understand how weak they have become and pretend it's still 1960 to cope.

You would not believe how lustfully I pound homeless ass. I’m probably the only full blooded black anon on this board that actively trades options and has a healthy sex life. I’ve had intercourse with mostly homeless drug addicts or escorts but I’m still putting in work. I tried to start a fight on the train with some white guy and slapped and punched him in front of his girl but he held me down like a fucking faggot ass BITCH.

indians are the most powerful nation on earth

Unemployment is a nonsense metric anyway. Nobody who is unemployed is unemployed because they cant find a job

Taking pride in being a literal darkie

Also a whore

I hate being brown but atleast i have standards

Why do you care?

Whats the difference between GOLD and GOLY?

You understand white “people” are below us right? Look at the way they live. They choose to live on the streets cuz they can’t function in society. This is why black and brown people are actively progressing and uplifting themselves while the nephilim die a slow death.

(you)

Spx options a few hours before market close this entire week are casually doing x10. Are none of u taking advantage of this? The entire week spy dumped mid-day just to reach a new high. Im genuinely curious, is anyone taking advantage of this pattern

Daniel is who keeps this market alive

You cunts have massive egos and deserve to be made fun of.

1/10 you got one reply

I'm not sure if you guys caught it today but when Howard was giving that interview he said one thing that almost might have been a Freudian slip. Did you catch it? Because if you did it will tell you the direction that this is likely going. He said something that's not public information and it went unnoticed by many. If that statement is the ultimate goal which is what a lot of us suspect anyway. That level of tariff is not going to destabilize the market

Reddit nogger noticed something bullish

This is why Trump is destroying the economy on purpose and any hope of him going back on tariffs are futile. Recession will force Powell's hand on cutting rates drastically.

Still holding onto the rates cope

Trump is Powell's bitch.

Recession will force Powell's hand on cutting rates drastically

No. The supply driven inflation will force him to raise them.

So what's the country /smg/?

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when he does cut rates will you faggots finally leave /smg/?

a Freudian slip

or he did that on purpose as a false signal.

Just two more weeks bro.

If we’re going by US sentiment it’s probably Scotland, cucked in general as we are

mumus think they can ignore reality forever

Economic data is coming. Q1 gdp is tomorrow, jobs report after that.

it's le 4d chess, trust the plan patriots are in control wwg1wga

Maybe you can buy qanon for money after you lose all of it.
There is still time to sell. Bobros always welcome new bears.

Anyone?

its gambling

1 to 10 return on a 0.7% move is well worth the risk
Are any of u niggers doing this?

I was truly hoping that Trump was looking for some redemption

Lmao. I can not imagine what goes through the head of these people. Wtf is this guy talking about?

Yeah sure, I'm expecting he'll lower than sometime around around 2029 do you're in for a ride.

Isn't Scottland part of the UK?
I don't think they have autonomy in trade

Not YET

Dick Cheney gun safety club says hi

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

I bought odte spy calls at open and sold a half hour for a 100% profit. Could have made 200% if I holded but oh well

1-in-4 Americans has a negative net worth

1-in-3 Americans lives paycheck to paycheck

1-in-2 Americans can't afford a $1.000 emergency fund

Imagine taking a sledgehammer to this American economy thinking it's perfect and the best in the world.

Im sure today will continue the week long trend of the market rallying AH

I am up about 0.4% from yesterday, not great, not terrible

+0.97%, good, and I rolled my UPRO 68 calls for this Friday for 70 calls next Friday, even. Shits easy

Yvp, another GLORIOVS bvll rvn. America is back, China is fake and gay. VSA! VSA! VSA!

Sounds like a poorfag skill issue

You need to realize that 44% of the US is brown.

I can just smell the canadian flag here.

Shouldn't Q1 GDP be ok since people were stacking up for ze tariffs?

Yeah it’s gonna be inflated

Trump didn't even come into power until a third of the first quarter was already over, then it takes a while for his economy to even take shape. This number we are getting tomorrow is more of a reflection of the final fuck you's from Joe Biden's regime than anything Trump did or allegedly did.

Rheinmetall yet another +8.5%
Feelin' gud.

I lost $2 on GoPro calls and I stepped on some glass

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Yeah, Jpowell alluded to it in his speech
There were some articles too about how car sales surged recently because the potential buyers decided to do it now before the tariffs start. I suspect a lot of other industries are in a similiar position (great sales and/or they stockpiled inventory in bulk so they can sell at a loss for a while to secure their market share).
Unironically we have to wait two more...months to see the pain if the tariffs aren't uplifted. And even if they are the damage to supply lines has already been done so uhh... yeah! :D

I hope you guys are stacking cash to slurp the inevitable crash that will occur if blumpf doesn’t go back on his tariffs

You should look at the interviews going around with farm towns and agriculture centers
Literally every diehard repub retard on the ropes quietly mumbling "you know we thought he was gonna try to make life more affordable and actually maker stuff cheaper"
This is your average flyover retard who has never seen the word tariff in their life

I really don't want to hold cash right now. USD has been crashing hard and it's only a matter of time before JPow is out.

What crash? It's never going to happen, keep seething bobo

Hes not leaving until next year, they already have a guy wanna replace him with
Protip: hes literally just another career fed guy

Also the fed isnt 1 guy its a collection of governors, they all make decisions as a collective

Today: -0.07%
This Week: -0.08%
This Month: -30.42%
This Year: -43.42%

Tried to gamble, lost a lil

Why the fuck did smci drop 15% afterhours

Dxy vixens will get fucked until they cream.

Based Bessent speaks really well and is holding his own against the demonrat media goons.

This is why they hate trump. They HATE that he was right.

Very fortunate not to share a continent with you mutts
Also,

fun Chinksloppy top Temy order

SOFI fell 8% intraday despite beating earnings

How the fuck do you spend $800 on Temu? Did you buy the entire store?

Just doubled down on smci lmao it will be 80 per share by eoy

Classic, thought about buying in since they should beat but then i remembered that they are a reverse-tesla type of stock when it comes to earnings.

Also the fed isnt 1 guy its a collection of governors, they all make decisions as a collective

This has been the funniest part about Trump raging about JPow. JPow doesn't set the rates by himself, its a vote. Even if Trump did get "his guy" in there, it couldn't actually change the rates unless he just entirely wiped the fed out and replaced all of them, and by that time the dollar would be right around the value of a Zimbabwean dollar.

Even if they don't end up completely fucking up fed independence, every threat he makes crashes the dollar further. All the tax cut stuff doesn't help either. Unsustainable deficits and talk of using tariffs to offset income tax also undermine the credibility of the US dollar and treasuries as a safe haven.

He can't get rid of income tax without Congress, Ways and Means committee sets the tax code and fuckwad is not gonna convince Congress tariffs can generate 2 trillion dollars in funds, especially after he cucks on 99% of his tariff rates

It's to undermine the confidence in the fed.

Dude he can do whatever he wants.
The Supreme Court will take his side if he does remove income tax without congress.
It'll be a clear cut 7-2 in his favor.

Most people have no idea what the fed even does besides have golden money printer
Also jpow won that retarded fight by not participating in it

fart... of the shart?

You can't rewrite our nations tax code by using an EO with vague language
Theres literally no authority or shit from the 1800s he can pull out of his ass he can use to do that

S&P rockets $40 in 25 minutes in the middle of the afternoon on zero volume or news

proceeds to spend the next 3 hours within a precisely $10 trading range

Price movement during bear markets and corrections is so batshit retarded holy fuck. Such decisive movements with literally zero reason behind them, day in and day out. Didn't even place any orders today and it still pisses me off to see such a retarded chart.

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Stop trying to doom, he responds to the stock market, stock market is GOD.

NOOOO NOT MY CHEAP SHITTY CHINESE BULLSHIT PRODUCTS THAT GET THROWN AWAY WITHIN A YEAR OF PURCHASE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The Supreme Court just defied him like 2 days ago anon. It was about that wetback that got deported or whatever.

Gold is the gayest shit imaginable. The powers that be have kept it roughly range lock corrected to murder the margin heros.

More like they punted and allowed the lower courts to continue their global wide injunction tantrum.

Based desu, his policies are gay and tanking my bags

fuck yo' bags nigga

Trump's problem is he always blinks and gets run over.

you got dried orange jizz on your face man, And take the cock out of your mouth before talking, didnt your mother teach you any manners?

Cock on the brain, anon? Do not fret, you can suck mine. There, there, give papa anon a nice sucky sucky like the good little whore you are.

Trump's problem is he's promised to make America great again, but it's really a hard thing to do because this country is full of geriatric fucks, lazy mother fuckers, minorities, and other types of people who can't exist within a great country. So unless he can do something about the people who are hurting America and making us a piece of shit, he's never going to be able to accomplish his goal because it's the people who make America great, and we'll never be great unless you find a final solution for the people who make it bad.

go back to pol you retard.

Flat. I'm still in cash since liquidating the whole works due to the spooks. It was supposed to rain today but it didn't rain. This is adequate.

It's not that anons fault that your mother was a filthy slut and now her spawn has to look up to geriatric politicians as their surrogate daddies

Shhhh, less talky more sucky. Be a good girl for daddy.

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Probably made more at work today.

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Ahh I haven’t checked whales in a while. I can’t believe we’re almost out of fear, has he really cucked that hard? I want my meltdown dammit I’m all cash

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If I had voted for him I would be insanely disappointed, but I didn't.