/smg/ stock market general

Thank you President Trump edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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Hmmm.....think ill make myself at home here...

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You are beating the market YTD right anon?

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baggies have bought, commencing dumpening

Thank you mister president

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Who's slurping all the 10 year treasury bonds?

THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP

MENTALLY ILL FAGGOTS WILL SEETHE AND NOT SAY THANK YOU

STAY IN YOUR FAGGOTY CULT FOR BRAIN RO

Can’t wait to cast my vote in the 2028 election for Donald J Trump

CHECKED FOR MENTAL ILLNESS

the goat president peak america

Stocks?

Thoughts on ticker SMGR?

7.54% ytd for me

went from being astroturfed by leftypol to being astrotrufed by pol

great
fuck off, niggers

I assume hedge funds and fed

blanket 10% tariffs that the market loves

record low border encounters

democrat support at lowest point on record

libs seething

eggs affordable

euros cucked

Thank you President Trump!

i want to fuck the shit out of her bros
also AAPL is up 4.13%

ahhh the things that come out that little chapped butthole of a mouth

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HOLY

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leftypol

pol

What's the difference?

Blame the economy tanking

4,52% YTD

Pretty good, about 5,5% removed from the SPX 50 year average annual return

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I believe in crab supremacy

sold my calls too
gonna call it a day, made 500 dollaridoos

blanket 10% tariffs that the market loves

Nigger, are you high?

China saving face. XI blinked

leftypol

Faggots, trannies, and Commies

pol

Third world, shils, reposting of Twitter, and facists

Xi blinked

Market was closed until yesterday evening

maybe people are realizing that even with the tariffs america is still the best option?

is the trolling because nothing is happening?

This is a beautiful bull trap. Make sure to go all in.

What options should I go all in on

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go back to r*ddit. Those conversations are perfectly moderated to your tastes.

Sorry about your puts anon. We will get blormf next time.

This. liberal board, Anon Babbletroons

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Trump seems to be doing a lot of great things, good to see.

He did this without a bipartisan border bill. Trump is now part of the holy quadrinity

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What's the Anon Babble smg like? Is it less libtard tranny than this? I really need a break from these libtards.

V ery nice

Hags in space

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Im all in on soxl (exactly 100% of my portfolio)

So is this it?

Are we just going to eternally crab our way thru this 90-day tariff pause??? Dumping whenever Trump says something retarded, and then pumping because greedy cunts can’t stop slurping the dips?? All while bonds are nosediving off the deep end?

What the fuck is with this cycle man. Which retarded kike wrote this gay ass script for 2025?

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BULLchads stay winning

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invest in Verizon as a Euro

nice defensive telecom with decent div yields in case the dollar pumps

Verizon rises 10%

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dollar declines 10% vs euro

mfw

the tariffs were priced in before they started counting the votes for the election, anon

How was the first episode, btw.?

The bond market is behaving normally. 10y yields are big standard for the environment. You keep losing

Why are women over 30 allowed to exist?

Are we just going to eternally crab our way thru this 90-day tariff pause??? Dumping whenever Trump says something retarded, and then pumping because greedy cunts can’t stop slurping the dips?? All while bonds are nosediving off the deep end?

are you not entertained?

I'm beating the market, but the market is down 10% YTD.

So, I think I'm starting to understand a little. People are desperate to hate America and also to hate the orange man, so they will over-report any weaknesses. They definitely exist, but are getting undue emphasis. I guess that's resulting in a lot of emotional investing based on a very clouded picture.

Is that accurate or am I going too far?

i hope you bought puts on the mexico border
I had no idea they went public IN 2000

I have a few very simple questions for you hedge fund manager geniuses on here.

1. Do we hate white milkbreath chuds still

2. Will the line go up or down tomorrow

3. What will happen to the VIX stock

What's the div yield on $SPIC ?

if vix isnt going up this week due to rebalancing or something then its going down bigly. It's going down either way

white milkbreath chuds

What is that? Are you a sexually degenerate tranny that will kill HIMself in just a few years?

Literally the opposite. Majority of CEOs are expecting a recession while retail piles into the market.

Why would you need a bill to enforce immigration when the executive branch already has almost plenary power regarding it? Even immigration "courts" are under the executive branch.

VIX stock

Katy and Jeff in the honeymoon suite

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The hooks are actually great fun. Few understand this

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milkbreath chud is the insult the foot breath indian dude calls white people

the billionaires (smart money) own the media companies. they delay buying, convince normies (dumb money) to dump, then they can slurp up cheapies.
the line will crab or go up slightly unless trump opens his mouth in which case it will crab or go down sharply or go up sharply only to be reversed the previous day as a return to crabbing
stop caring about vix, its not the great indicator you think it is, the only thing dumber than thinking about it would be trading derivatives of it

That was lame duck Biden’s excuse for not being able to secure the border. He claimed a bipartisan bill was the only way. Trump proved that belief to be false.

smooth brain up or down mindset

we're all gonna die in a salvadorean gulag because orange dementia hitler cheeto chungus needs israeli cum to live

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Are we just going to eternally crab our way thru this 90-day tariff pause

yes.
we're full hopium right now, but not full delusional hopium. people still expect Trump to fully cuck. I don't think it's going to happen. Trump seems to get more deranged every day. I'm hoping for another 10% giga pump to exit out and go all in on "safer" instruments for the foreseeable future. this market is peak degenerate gambler tier.

I'm not an anchor baby though.

the hooh

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we

speak for yourself tranny faggot

so have we for sure hit the generational bottom, or do we have some ways to go?

What's the fucking fake news this time

bought Nvidia today

NDX-100 goes back up

Nvidia barely does shit

Great. Fucking great. I'm sick of always doing the wrong things.

would a 0DTE SPX iron condor be retarded right now?

I will defer to Mr. President on that question

VIX is literally a weather rock. If the market is volatile, it goes up. If it’s not, it goes down. It was at historical lows before this latest risk-off that wiped out an entire fucking year of gains for the entire market (which we still haven’t recovered from).

We’re gonna hit resistance soon, though. Even if tariffs all drop to zero, GDP has been contracting since last year while the stock market mooned another 20%. No way the algo investors have priced in a recession, not even close.

. What will happen to the VIX stock
uh... I think TVIX is dead. idk if there are other instruments that track it though.

It's crab time until mister president says so

you were supposed to buy car stocks today, didn't you get the memo?

Let me let you in on a little secret.
But VTI until we are back at ATHs. Never sell VTI. Then switch your contributions to BND while at ATHs. Once the market falls again sell your BND and buy VTI. Switch contributions back to VTI until the next ATH. Repeat

The time to buy NVDA was on 4/4 when it was below 95

transgenders beating old women with baseball bats are getting deported if i get a 3rd term

LMFAO I’m going to assrape you morons in the gulag. I can’t wait to hear your soft whimpers as your worldview breaks down with every thrust

He needs to go further

The stock market is quintessential Jewery, financial crime that damns you to hell. It needs to be dismantled

I can see arguments for a “recovery”, even amid slowdown growth. I don’t understand a single bull in here who thinks we’re gonna rocket to ATH. Even when the market ripped 15% upwards (literally historical and once in a generation event) we are still down like 10% YOY.

be careful lest you become the raped yourself

but enough about crypto

Why should the child of two illegal aliens be granted automatic citizenship at birth?

more like weathered cock
whatever it is you're thinking, its priced in, and always has been

XI’s eyelids are much closer together than trumps, I predict XI will blink first

bull calls imply you know how to count volatility and have the necessary margin for doing such a call. or you're a retarded gambler, no inbetween

line only go up

simple as

OMG do you have literally ANY human empathy shitlord??

I voted for Trump, not an oligarchy of unelected activist judges. Hands off our democracy libshits

Yeah, that's why I just buy the same shit every week, any other fuckery is just gambling.

wrong
since xi's eyelids are more closed to begin with, his eyelid juices provide lubrication to more eyeball surface
therefore trump will blink first

implying aliens are humans

Bruh. Xi's got more experience of keeping his eyes open since he lives with those eyelids every day. It's like running with a backpack full of bricks. He's literally built for this blinking deathmatch, Trump stands no chance.

What recession indicators should I look for?

YIKES

False, the slim opening concentrates all of the dry air into one specific area. Think of XIs eyelids as high heels trying to traverse 3ft of loosely packed snow. Trumps wider base acts like tennis racket feet, thus XI blinks first

Xi's eyelids are so close together you can't whether he's blinking or not tho

POST PICS SIDE BY SIDE TOBE SURE

Rheinmetall is killing it 1450 per share, insane. 2022 it was 82 per share

Just ask yourself

is the orange cheeto president?

If the answer is “yes” then that is a leading indicator for recession

To get ahead of the game? CPI

I BET YOU ARE SOOOO MUCH FUN AT PARTIES

Apple or nvidia calls? 4/25 expiry

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german nationalism on the rise

Go to the closest welfare office, and ask the first person of color if the line was longer last week or this week.

ANOTHER GREEN DAY

bobos you'll never get another 50% crash like 2008 ever again. The Fed is extremely proactive at identifying systemic risk and creating backstops before such an event happens. It took them over 6 months to actually save the system after the 2008 crash started, they will prevent any crisis within 1-2 days now. You bobos will never get to cum again, you should have taken this tarrif dump when you had it few days ago because you'll never see a "crash" like that again. Also buy RHEINMETALL

What is this copypasta

stock market general

not liking liberal econ

I swear you mutts got brainwashed so hard words have completely lost meaning

Very strange considering Europe won't actually increase defense spending much.

fuck you. my thing has not moved at all from the buy price

I concede defeat.
I shall buy tomorrow and just not look at it for 10 years.
You win.

green

we're still down roughly 10% YTD.

the median american does not know what the words liberal or conservative mean

Not wanting to send troops to stand idle in Ukraine doesn't really equal not increasing your defense budget.

You're gonna miss the days when we only got 50% crashes when Trump fires Powell.

Extra 10% to be made for the sell in may even which happens to exist between the 90 day pause

I have a very liberal interpretation of the second amendment. "Shall not be infringed" is pretty crystal clear.

zog in the ID

the median american does not know

you could have stopped there
also, another bull trap is closing, mumus just never learn

anon, if trump fires powell the market is going to pump like there's no tomorrow.
mostly because there won't be a tomorrow due to hyper-inflation, but still.

I was shorting last week

Now I've bought in and intend to long hold

Which means FUCK YOU BEARS. I was never on your side, hope you freeze to death during hibernation.

Just be ready to dump and short if a deal is made with Russia because the sentiment for defense spending will drop off a cliff.

another dip for slurpies

Tiresome market

eurotards utterly flabbergasted and flummoxed that different regions may use the same term to refer to different ideas

the state of euro education

The economy is so fucking fake lol

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crabs won

you speak english, retard, words have meaning, open a book and read.

what happened to apple this time lmao

I don't know anon, how much can 1% more on defence spending actually matter?

looks like we're going to be ending on a green crab today.

AAPL

americans don't know what words mean so they make up their own meanings in spite of overwhelming literature predating their own retardation

the state of american education

Tariffs are still not priced in. The nebulous “will he won’t he” possible cancellation zone hiccup is priced in. If this trade war goes longer than a month shit will be fucked.

wanna see my spaceship

Tim Apple accused of being seduced by CCP ladyboy spy

dump 2 minutes before closing bell

so it was a bull trap

Gamers rise up

DING DING DING

DING DING DING DING DING

How did it go today?!?!

Stop loss on my short on Apple was nearly triggered but then it started falling and I'm in the green again.

We take days like this.

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lost few $ but made a smol comeback

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interesting coping mechanisms!

Why do you keep rambling like a lunatic about anchor babies when the flagship cases that are being talked about aren’t even anchor babies? Are you ok?

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truth is cope

the state of american education

I made 21.38$

+1.7%

BTG carrying my portfolio once again

Still holding my Nasdaq shorts praying they'll recover, currently down 97% on the investment kek

it went shitty, but mostly because i finally decided to eat the losses on my inverse etf's. I have a lot to learn when it comes to timing the market.

that shit is so overhyped it's insane, god I should have invested

+$11,005.84
(+0.93%)
I'll take what I can get, but this market is way too optimistic right now. Not even sure if I'm actually up because the dollar crashed 10%.

Day: -0.52%
This Month: -31.00%
This Year: -43.89%

Gambled a bit today, lost

Good luck, anon.
I'm down 50% on my shorts.

ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding! ding!

That was the bell everyone! Charts down!

flagship cases

List 'em.

rambling like a lunatic

Retard, I mentioned them twice (no rambling) in reply to someone's twitter screenshot which mentions "home-growns".

bulls status: penned
slaughter scheduled for tomorrow

why tomorrow anon?

Added another $1300 to my BTC position
Added another $300 to my gold position

Life's gud

w-w-what's tomorrow?

Don’t you mean 14 tommorows from now

not liking the look of that the daily candle lads...

What happened at close? Did some hedge fund dump really hard

Made decent money on Webull's stock and pulled out before it shit itself
Apparently Trump decided to open his mouth again so I missed out on buying a bull certificate for easy money

What happened at close? Did some hedge fund dump really hard

power hour was awful lol
all the days gainz given back

Anon… homegrown means.. you…
You do understand that right? They said that they’re not releasing Kilmar Abrego Garcia even though he was wrongly deported (confirmed by Bondi) and imprisoned there. Then trump says he wants to imprison “homegrowns” there. Do you think that only means anchor babies or something? You need to pick up a dictionary anon…

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China stops magnet trade to the US which cripples military drone production

I hope you sold BULL if you were holding it. that shit is crashing pretty soon. Wouldn't surprise me if it drops 90% at current valuations.

homegrown means.. you…

Proof?

Kilmar Abrego Garcia

An illegal alien and member of MS13. (both confirmed by courts). The deportation was "blocked" because activist judges and lawyers claimed he faces retribution after being deported. Retarded reasons. Abuse of the system just like the fake asylum claims.

Did you want to list the "flagship cases"?

I can't wait for all you dip buying faggots to get BTFO tomorrow.

felt like selling something

Sold TQQQ at 50.19

Down to 49.35

Im a investor man. Now I wait till it hits 48 or lower and I buy it again

fell asleep 2h ago

so that's why we pumped...

How to cope with the knowledge I've lost 3 months salary gambling since February? Combination of chasing losses with leveraged ETFs, not selling even when I was up and USD depreciating vs EUR. It's not a huge loss but I feel retarded.

How do you cope missing on insane yet obvious returns like Rheinmetall? I fell for the priced in meme so hard

I'm not sure if you're still lurking or will even read this. But thank you to the anon who shilled orvana Minerals Corp a few months back. I'm almost up 100% YTD.

My question, if you're still here is you mentioned holding until atleast the end of this year or into early 2026. I was trying to find the catalyst you were talking about in that timeframe but can't come to a conclusion. What is it that I should continue to hold? Do you Orv continuing to climb during the next few months?

God I wish I could short this shit but even my broker won't touch it at its current prices.

has anyone EVER lost money on TSLA puts?

DOW did better then I expected

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lotta bots and shills this week.

Work another three months

I nearly bought the daily INTC bottom but went for NVDA instead, was up $20 for two seconds, and then plunged to -$200 for most of the day.. This was my only buy today. PUMP MY BAGS, YOU FUCKS

don't think so. it's trades like that one Bezos car company, every single candle is red in its entire history

I'm not even sure if it's actually overvalued. You're going from declining govt spending to a massive surge. Since it's government spending, it's also insulated from trade wars and any pending recession.

didn't pull out

BULLshit all over my knob

Build a stable portfolio you can enjoy even if your apeshit portfolio is in the red.

yes, me

it's wrong, but to be frank I don't care enough to risk my neck protesting or whatever over it
this won't affect me; I'm a white guy who knows how to act like a good old boy

fuck the world
I only care about me and mine

Everyone misses out on insane returns every day.

what is drumpfy doing today

mexico and venezuala deports their homegrown criminals to America all the fucking time. The difference is they let them go on the loose and we have to catch them, the responsible thing would be to send them in chains so they can go directly to jail without collecting $200.

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An illegal alien and member of MS13. (both confirmed by courts)

Can you show me which courts confirmed this, Mr. Lying Fuck?

No they don't, 10x returns are rare as hell...

The past few weeks

Better get rid of it or else it will shit up more

Nobody that actually buys into those 10x invest a significant amount of money too. Usually 3 digits or less.

God I miss the days when the market would pump and/or dump 1-3% when Biden or Powell would speak. Now it does that just because it’s Monday, and the pump/dumps are 5-15%. Volatility is good for me as a retarded options gambler, but not THIS much!

TSLA puts I bought before the tariff announcement made me the easiest money of my life.
I still have some wildly otm Sep puts I'm pretty confident in. It's just a dead brand imo.

how??

The same one that blocked his deportation. Can you provide any proof that he's not an illegal alien?
You didn't fall for the retarded media propaganda that keeps misleading people by calling him a "Maryland man". He's a Salvadoran man. He's an illegal.

I want to fuck vivian. Is this bullish?

Oh, and you still forgot to list the "flagship cases". Is this MS13 illegal one of them? What about the others?

nice job

Is the death cross real?

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What an ignorant little cocksucker you are.

The Supreme Court has called for the Trump administration to “facilitate” the return of Abrego Garcia.

Bondi asserted that two immigration court judges — who are under Justice Department purview — found that Abrego Garcia was a member of MS-13, although the man’s attorneys say the government has provided no evidence that he was affiliated with MS-13 or any other gang. The allegation is based on a confidential informant’s claim in 2019 that Abrego Garcia was a member of a chapter in New York, where he has never lived.

The allegation is based on a confidential informant’s claim in 2019 that Abrego Garcia was a member of a chapter in New York, where he has never lived.

LMAO, nice case you got there, cocksucking faggot.

Sold mine because they started shilling them from the white house. Pretty pissed about that.

I fucking lost it at Sadam Hussein.

Go back to Anon Babble holy shit. Better yet Reddit. It’s one thing to discuss tariffs/trade impacts of orange man (bad!), but this is beyond off-topic shitposts. I already am about to get my shorts liquidated, last thing I need is both lefty and regular Anon Babbleacks shittint up the one bit of solace I get from memes here.

Janny please clean up this thread ffs

I think they've been doing it slowly. Today has been better with it

Even people who know what it is say “not really”. It’s just another spooky NameDrop like yield inversion, liquidity issues, and quadruple witching.

two immigration court judges found that Abrego Garcia was a member of MS-13.

Thanks for confirming. You also realize now that he illegally entered the United States when you looked it up, right? Therefore he's an illegal alien.

So what were the other flagship cases?

-1.24%
tolerable. crab day. made some options profit with daytrading and euro futures, but it effectively slapped a bandaid on my bleeding bear etfs and other options

JANNIES PLEASE HALP ME I HAVE A SMALL PEE PEE AND AM LOSING MY ASS BECAUSE I SOLD THE BOTTOM TWICE!!!!!

do you know how many neo nazis in our country belong to "chapters" in cities they don't live or have never been?

extremely tempted to do the same. closed my TECS position and flipped YINN and SOXS for a small profit

death cross

on Easter week

Thanks, I usually kind of suck at trading but that just felt too obvious, and I was right for once.
that WH shilling attempt reeked of desperation from a mile away

back up to the price from before The Event

Are people actually more bullish now than immediately before lib day?

don't do due diligence because you're a poor overworked son of a bitch

Couldn't be the notoriously stressed US immigration system.

Bro, this spic is a serious gang member, holmes

"Uhhhh he doesn't even live in the state you're claiming he's a card-carrying criminal in"

he commutes to his gang activities bro!

All I need to hear. THIS is the home run case the Trump admin is pushing to deport anyone they want? The asylum seeker with no criminal record based on flimsy confidential information from 6 years ago? Christ what a bunch of amateurs.

You should take them to court regarding that and see how it shakes out!

it isn’t just you mate
rip $9k I could have saved by selling before the trump tariff cuck
coping with usd depreciating by going into euro futures

It actually doesn't even matter if he was a gang member. Activists judges granting pseudo-citizenship by blocking deportation of literally everyone that says "I DECLARE ASYLUM" shouldn't be tolerated.
He's an illegal and deserves to be deported.

I lost 5k from the recent $230 to $290 jump in late march. Fuck TSLA

actually this is a great idea, we could set up some treaties and a public private partnership where we exchange dangerous criminals with foreign countries and then put them into slave labor camps. since the foreigners are less likely to know the native language of the country they're extradited to, they're less likely to be able to function outside of the work camp. so everyone gets dirt cheap labor without any stupid fucking labor unions getting involved.

If TSLA traded like a normal stock, I would have kept my puts. It's shockingly resilient to reality. Sales could drop 50% in their next earning release and I wouldn't feel safe with my puts.

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Seethe, and dilate. You lost. You will always be a retarded little cocksucker who can't even win a simple internet argument.

deport anyone they want

"anyone"

All illegals should be deported. All asylum cases in the past 20 years should be revoked.

You should take them to court regarding that

Like the CCP agent Edward Chen who blocked the revoking of temporary protected status again in 2025 even though the courts already ordered he couldn't do that in 2019? Judges constantly abuse their authority to make the country worse.

Great. Fucking great. I'm sick of always doing the wrong things.

Just read the news, find some sectors you're interested in and look at companies fairly valued that might have a competitive edge

+€1.880,87 | +1,45%

Stellantis biggest gain at +5,64%

You lost

No, the illegal sent back to his home "lost".

All illegals should be deported

we should keep the cute females to be honest

Time to bring out the strawman

Pathetic little shit. Quit sweating, you're stinking up the place.

if niggering fucking webull pumps overnight im gonna fucking kill myself

no argument

I accept your concession wrt this case.
What are the other "flagship cases" you mentioned?

Next habbenings in earnings season, until then we crabbin

How do I cope being poor

31

Can't get a job

Msc in EE

Zero work experience

Only 16k in the bank

Move to a place where there is demand for educated people in EE

just keep trying. people older than you sometimes die

notoriously stressed US immigration system

Yes, stressed due to flooding the courts with false asylum cases.

strawman

What strawman?

I'm adamant Elon fucked TSLA with his antics, alienating most of his potential customer base. It's a 99% dead brand in the long run. And it's extremely overvalued to begin with.
My only worry is if September is a long enough time horizon for it to finally come tumbling down, but it's a bet I can afford to lose, as it's always the case when I dabble with options.
Having Trump try to convince his "rolling the coal" electorate to buy Teslas is indeed a desperate move though

something something fumbling Biden's economy

flagship cases"

Your words, not mine, schizo. Typical of a government cocksucker to also be a schizophrenic. I'm out.

But 3 months ago I was down 2 months of pay because I shorted too early.

Now I'm exactly where I started and 6 months have passed.

hes gonna pivot to space anyway where he has no other competition

dude I can just ignore the supreme court whenever I think so

lmao
I love the lack of object permanence miggers have, imagine if a democrat was given this standard and your response to this and then wonder if you're being intellectually coherent or not
you'd be shouldering the burden for millions of student loans and welcome million new citizens in that situation

But I don't speak Chinese

So is the market back to normal? Or is the calm before the next tariff dip?

Oh, it was actually someone else that you joined in based on I would assume you know what he's talking about since you joined in.

I'm out of arguments

Yeah, I guess

if the retard just hints at some exemptions every day we can keep pumping

pivot to space

yup, but that's not going to save TSLA shares

This has nothing to do with "object permanent' Mr. ESL, and I'm also not referring to the supreme court, but you're too stupid to understand. The supreme court wasn't the one that granted this illegal stay of deportation.

The rest of your sentence is an incoherent word mash.

I really need to get rid of all my cash. Maybe go all in on the the european indexes or something.

shoutout to euro futures (or forex)

the border bill would have put a max on the number of people who can claim asylum like that
which is the appropriate way to do it, because congress created the laws in the first place

now, we're doing it extra-judicially and undermining due process
how are you going to feel if some ultra progressive takes power, declares you a nazi terrorist for posting on Anon Babble, then sends you to a camp in the phillipines or some shit?

the border bill would have put a max on the number of people who can claim asylum like that

5 million a year?

how are you going to feel if some ultra progressive takes power, declares you a nazi terrorist for posting on Anon Babble, then sends you to a camp in the phillipines or some shit?

I'm not an illegal. So far, nobody has pointed to any citizens being deported. They keep pretending like that MS13 illegal was a citizen.

TSLA could have been the biggest company in the world with a different CEO

YUGE victory

still down 11% from ATH

AYO /smg/!
CAN I GET A “FUCK TRUMP”?

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we could boost buybacks

What the fuck? Using gov debt to finance corporate buybacks?

it also could have easily gone bankrupt at multiple times with a different ceo

Trump's staggering incompetence is the saving grace.
He genuinely did the Canute thing of decreeing tariffs like ordering tides.

Fuck you

It's too late for that, most of their growth was in an extreme low rate environment.

Inagine if the roles were reversed

kill yourself

implying that shit literally didn't happen under the harris administration with Joe Biden acting as president

the fuck libs shut down all the businesses, and then forced people to show vaccination status to do anything, then it turns out the vaccine is causing people to have these turbo aggressive forms of cancer and we're just going to ignore they literally already killed millions of us as we sat back and got b& from facebook and twitter for questioning any of it.

FUCK YOU!

if the supreme court says he should be returned to the US but you're whining he was granted an illegal stay of deportation you are in effect arguing that they should be ignored, everything else is just gaslighting to deflect from that fact

muh esl

ah the cope of champions I see lmao

The rest of your sentence is an incoherent word mash.

I'm sorry such a painfully obvious sentence was too complex too understand
lets repeat it again in a different form, imagine all the whining about king obama back in the day, now imagine you gave him the power to ignore the courts whenever he wanted. that's in effect the argument here but because it's for a republican deporting immigrants it's totally okay and won't have any further consequences at all?
the worst thing about modern politics is how no one bothers to try to be intellectually consistent. either you're promoting ignoring the court for everyone - or arguing for a republican dictatorship if you can't stomach a democrat doing this - or you need to accept the same safeguards you rely on to cuck dems when they overreach

It's just a heavily subsidized car company with an aging fleet of models that larps as a tech company.
If anything it's Elon that makes it different from other car companies. By different I mean a fucking clown pump and dump scheme.

both posts are true. I'm not saying he's a retard, but he did go full retard lately

no way we're going to have 3 green days in a row are we?

it's probably just shitposting to induce outrage so that when it's walked back to just firing Powell it will somehow leave the markets untouched

Waiting for a red day to start DCAing since i missed the mega 10% pomp last week

firing Powell

firing the only competent person sillt involved in this shitshow

that would be the biggest bear signal in history

Maybe we will
Or maybe we will fall into a bull trap at the last second

The only thing miggers believe in is slurping zognald's cock. Trying to have any kind of rational argument with them is pointless

I have a degree, zero skills

thats everyone with a degree

mister jerome please help

Learn plumbing and do that.

I noticed recently that there's some brown subhuman that comes in and spams migger, then 5 minutes later, a "new ID' comes in to jack him off. I've seen this all over Anon Babble recently. Are you really this desperate for support that you're giving yourself (you)s?

I'm not a American so trades don't really employ people because there's a huge glut of eastern Europeans undercutting everyone

the bear indicator light appears to be broken

Sorry Donnie, you're going to have to wait until the end of my term before you get your rate cuts. It'll give me enough time to get my affairs in order and get some new real estate in New Zealand.

Why does BYD keep going up? I thought China was collapsing.

Anon Babble used to be a libertarian website, now it's infested with bootlickers

it's mostly pointless to *them* but there are plenty of people who might buy their bullshit when no one bothers to actually to post a public argument against their nonsense

he has no response but to pivot to muh shill

now that's classic Anon Babbletard stuff. I almost feel nostalgic
if I was going to go through the effort of some weird samefagging shill campaign I wouldn't bother wasting my time on Anon Babble

Let me see if I can find it. The archive isn't very good, ignore the pic.

seeing patterns where there are none is a symptom of schizophrenia
see a psychiatrist!

firing jpow in the current situation would result in markets coming down faster than the Chicxulub impactor

Nasdaq 100 dump 20% tomorrow pls

Hey my direct report is slacking off, we got a deadline due this week and how do I get him to actually do it.

Problem is he getting laid off end of the week but it would be professional if he kept working at his original pace.

My point is mostly you should try out different things not necessarily related to your education.
But take me with a grain of salt because I'm about to get my degree soon too.

I have a physical need for more Bobina pics

WHY DID NO ONE HERE MENTION WEBULL, YOU USELESS FAGGOTS

bad decisions. lost 11k because I couldn't make a decision to sell and then misremembered the option expiration.
and then I have a put expiring in basically two days where I probably need to sell at a loss to not lose the 10k I put in there. I was swing trading, had a bad entry and yeah... deadly in general, deadly in this market.

webull

Yeah, take a look at this
6 minutes apart again. It's pretty sad that it's either his butt buddy, or more likely, he's posting on mobile and internet to support himself.

The archive search for this board is shit btw, had to use google.

BYD is 100 % immune from mutt interference.

BYD sells no cars in the US. They are also the world's largest "new energy vehicle" manufacturer. They also have full access to the rare earth minerals they need. They also will have next to no impact from a US delisting. Should be an easy 50-100% in the next 2 years.

Delusional hope that Europe will make a deal with them.

They don't need deals. Their factory in Hungary will be finished this year. That means zero tariff cars.

Holy fuck, 27 posts. You're not a proper person, a literal autist, right?

they also rejoyce for any new tariffs between US and EU, Canada etc, but Trump is too retarded to realize that

I hate to tell you buddy but I don't browse the rest of this shithole board ever, I only use Anon Babble for /smg/
and I don't even bother with Anon Babble on phone with the long captcha times now
I've seen muh shill as a cope for 15 years now all the way back to the JIDF days and it's always a mediocre deflection tactic the try to dismiss an argument they don't or can't argue against otherwise. kinda funny you suddenly completely ignore the meat of my second post to go on a tangent about shilling isn't it?

I mentioned Webull

I used the archive and there was like one post about BULL on Friday lmao, wtf are we even doing here

I'm going to make your phone beep in 6 minutes
the devil knows your name

we're going to pump until the end of the year aren't we

cute and funny

Yet with all this experience you are still arguing with people who are at best shitposting or worst actually fucking retarded

Byd is already a player in Europe, and they objectively make pretty good cars, as much as I dislike China.
Tell Trump to keep insulting and attempting to bully us, that's surely gonna help your cause kek

yeah, have a look.
see you all later, it's the noose for me.

No. Bear market tomorrow.

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Because I referred to it using the ticker.

I find it fun if I'm being honest
a little casual shitflinging to wind the day down. helps scratch my argumentative itch scratched without being a dick irl

ignore the meat of my second post

There was nothing there but ESL retardation, misunderstanding of reality, and "reverse the roles". I wouldn't have even bothered replying if not for the other post sucking your dick with no substance.

he's a migatard tourist, simple as

Would all markets perform better if they copied the Nikkei tradition of stopping at midday for an hour lunch?

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Well as long as you are having fun.

Holy fuck, 14 posts. You're an autist, right?

Yeah I just hope they will be able to match Chinese prices. Would be interesting to see if somebody can bring a really good electric car to the market for 14000 Euro incl VAT.

t-there was nothing there I had to argue against I swear

lol sure bud
ironic you say without substance when you don't have anything of substance to respond with here

Did you see what s&p futures did just before close?

t. 29 posts
All of my posts are on topic except that one, you fucking miganigger tourist.
Crawl back to your contaiment board and don't ever (you) me again. I most likely started posting on this papuan spearfishing forum before you were even born.

It's object permanence.

what

:'(
couldn't leave that webm looking so dissapointed
bought back in at 67$ (orig avg in was 47)
(i'll do it tomorrow)

a

ohnonononon

ANNOUNCEMENT: The economy is fine, there is no need to panic

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Missed webull pump
Missed BTC
Missed Rheinmetall

i'm pretty new to this (months)
does it get better?

a not the

what did he mean by this

I miss the days of talking about mutant fish and drones

The Romans would have said "excusatio non petita"

Congratulation on finding an irrelevant typo.
Yes, you were jacking off the brown retard impressed with post count, not me. (which he only did because of an emotional reaction to BYD, strangely)
My posts are replies to other people, it's called a discussion. And you're derailed with your retarded shitskin "MIGA" and all your fellows like this "1 shit by this skin" post This is the guy that brought up the topic, cry about him He's one of your fellow shitskins that like to spam "MIGA".

Drones are still hot. Look up startups building/being used in ukraine and see if they do equity crowdfunding. A lot of startups get bought by big contractors if they are good systems.

*Congratulations
*you derailed
See left some more typos for you ;)

Is he a panican?

+1.94% but it's just stuff recovering.

I'm thinking about moving into natural resources and food producers. Oil should be an obvious one with everyone predicting some happening over the summer but it would fuck over agricultural, then again there's not many good medium-term plays at the minute.

Do they even know what the fed chair's job is?

Is the only way to be good at investing is to have unrealized losses, something like stocks tuition? I wouldnt mind reading a 500 page book that would make me sharper but I am pretty sure most books about investing were written just to be sold and make the author money. So I guess only experience can teach me?

rule 15

brown

Now tell momma to tuck you into bed, miganigger.

Lmao imagine being this mad about someone pointing out that you can't spell while calling other anons ESL.

Tell your shitskin "MIGA" spammers to stop bring up off-topic subjects if you don't want them to be discussed.
I don't call people ESL because of typos. I call them that if they word mash incoherent sentences together. A typo doesn't mean "can't spell".

There's definately more of an art to it - I could recommend stuff but when I try I realise that nobody actually agrees on anything outside of a few good points the Intelligent Investor makes. The trick is to really take your time like any craft and don't scoff at practicing with a pen and paper.

He's done this in every thread today too

brownschizo seeing shills everywhere

This is the first thread I've been in.

spent most of last year trading stocks, neeting and then taking out loans for graduate school to live

employer at a part time job I worked fucked up my W2 and it's missing 2 weeks of pay, but the taxes were already taken out and paid to the IRS anyway

trying to get in touch with the IRS if it's cool if I just file my return anyway, but no one is there

employer payroll gave me the run-around

Based
But actually give me my tax refund poorfag money back.

I didn't ask. Either you can't proofread or you can't spell. I don't care which it is. It demonstrates your retardation either way.

shitskin

You keep confirming my diagnosis, you retarded miganigger. You don't belong here, just go back to your containment board with your 80iq friends and stop embarassing yourself.

Why would I bother proofreading posts in the worst shithole general of this board? I noticed another mistake for you to find btw ;) gl

Then why are you here?

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I only come back here once in a while. Despite what the brown schizo said earlier, I haven't posted in any other threads today, probably won't post in anymore, so you can go back to your circlejerking :)
That's what happens when people keep replying to you.

one migatard make nearly 1/10th of all posts in this thread

Is this bullish or bearish

Not as bearish as one turk making 50% of the posts in Anon Babblesmg/

bullish given they tend to go radio silent when we're blood red
though with the modern market swinging wildly on trump's whims I really wouldn't read too far into the future with it

I like looking at trades made by great investors like Buffett and seeing his reasoning behind them. You can pick up some pretty valuable tricks that way.

new

Can't spell

Calls everyone a schizo

Can't stop replying to everyone

I pUt SoMe NeW tYpOs In On PuRpOsE

"I-I totally wasn't in any of the other threads today guys"

"probably won't post in anymore" (probably responds to this)

haha circlejerkers

a fucking smiley face

Fellow bulls, bears, and crabs, I present the face of autism.

>Can't spell

I clearly can

>Calls everyone a schizo

Nope, just this guy Now also you after reading this post

>Can't stop replying to everyone

Only takes 10 seconds

>I pUt SoMe NeW tYpOs In On PuRpOsE

No, they were an accident

>"I-I totally wasn't in any of the other threads today guys"

Correct

>"probably won't post in anymore" (probably responds to this)

Correct

haha circlejerkers

Correct

a fucking smiley face

Correct

I actually have that book, ill finish reading it, thanks

Gloabl reserve currency

Wants manufacturing

Can't have both