/smg/ - Stock Market General

Why are you idiots long on the market right now? Every single day there is a headline on how the poorly the economy is doing and you people are still holding stocks.

What do you think anon?

Oh no. He's rambling again.

Oh you wanted him to come out and cancel everything to pump your heavy bags, huh?

Why do so many MIGAs think they're still getting this Trump, when really we're getting this tired broken one?

Guess I can get SOXL at $9 again soon

Anyone know if tariffs are staying chips/electronics?
whats the latest bs orange man said?

I've had good success at requesting pics before hand followed by ordering to get a decent quality figure relative to the price. But that might just be luck.

seems like a nothingburger day

Yesn't.

always bet against tesla, anon

A headline?? Oh no!

They're providing liquidity that allows people's pensions to be rescued. You should be thanking them in behalf of all the wagies.

Do you think he was ever at these negotiations? The retard reads at a 3rd grade level

Pure hopium and the belief that anime girls are real.

wrong screenshot or what did you do here?

I'm sure someone will ask him when he's finished talking with Bukake about the lady boys.

Oh that's Meta cratering. That's the company I put my few grand going down. That's meta. That's meta going down another 3% after a little bump after going down 2%.

no one cares retard, this is irrelevant for stocks

that's a boy

The market is flat

I'm long China. Dumped all my US stocks.

Yesn't.

see, thats what no one wants to hear. just make a decision and quit being an unpredictable bitch

You LOST

The bear dam will break soon.
Dumbfucks fomoing into short term pumps will hold all the bags for the billionaires.
April 28th, 2025 the global economy will change forever.
Screenshot this.

WHY ITS DUMPING SO MUCH ITS ONLY 20% TARIFFS FFS AAAAA!

I got Eris changing figure from Temu for $15 and it looks exactly like the OEM one, except the head slot is a bit loose but it says on so whatever

Hey guys! Orange man is a big dum dum!

The dream WILL NEVER die
You WILL be young forever
Your parents WILL NEVER die
Your friends WILL NEVER get married and have kids
Your friends and family WILL NEVER move away and lose contact with you
Things WILL NEVER get worse
The number WILL ALWAYS go up

tsla puts

His mouth and asshole don't feel like one

The adults in charge, if there are any left, need to figure out how to give Trump an exit ramp that allows him to walk back all of this autarchic nonsense without losing face. I can't imagine this bullshit continuing for years. Something's got to give.

Mostly just use it for hot glue so am not too worried if it's not perfect.

80 years of no tariffs

slaps a 20% tariff

expect a 20% + correction anon, simple really

Making a decision means accepting responsibility for that decision. He can't lead.

Wasn't the Dow just up 600 points an hour ago

Put option price history chart, probably

Demented orange retard not opening his mouth is bullish wdym

Trump started talking

Did you jump on that opportunity to get out?

I regret selling my EU defense stocks, they're all back to ATH. Possibly because the dollar is turning into monopoly money.

Only 20%

link?

dumbass Millenials with $50 grand in their 401k at age 45 are withdrawing their funds because they longed FunkoPops and/or dropped 80 grand 2024 Chevy Tahoes

Who cares, America is still wealthy and still thriving

Presidents arent supposed to run their mouth every day. Im on 14th street NW.

He's been pro tariff for 40+ years. Why would he walk it back when he could actually implement his long held dream?

nothing can save you

That was before Trump started Truth Socialing™

youtube.com/watch?v=ogLw7I2BWO0

whats a good stock to day trade on?

I regret selling my EU defense stocks

Why would you even do that? You need to put on a suit and apologise.

thanks!

He refuses to accept that tariffs are bad. He's made it a core part of himself. It's up to his admin to find a way to make tariffs good while also enormously cutting government expenses.

There's decision paralysis because that's fucking impossible.

Tell me why i should stay in this fucking shit market instead of buying pokemon cards and shoving them in my closet. Pokemon cards dont ever go below msrp and basically no set doesnt grow in value while good sets always 10x after about 5 years.

This dump is minuscule for what 20% tariffs means

did he just say that ukraine started the war

To make tariffs good to the average American/supporter, not industry/etc/etc/etc. Basically, to make tariffs popular while making them only slightly uncomfortable.

I wanted to short the market for a bit and it was a broad sell off. Also sold BRK which is also back to ATH.

Did he say anything about tariffs?

thought it was safe to go to the gym..toward the end i see nothing but red. cut the gym short and headed back here to so what the fuck Trump said this time.
Apparently we're dumping because he DIDN'T say anything. Very funny.

Yep. Lost everything. Fuck you MAGA. I hope you’re happy to see that my kids are gonna starve.

he said putin started it when I had it unmuted but he did say "everyone was to blame" lol

CASHNADOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

he just say that ukraine started the war

Bullish for European defence stocks.

Liquidity

it still is not priced in, people are hoping he's not going to go through with it

Bullish or bearish?

SPXL

kek

let's hear from this very low rated anchor

kek

what the fuck Trump said this time.

Very little of consequence so far. Just his usual rambling is enough to remind people he's a retard.

CNN

slant

What did Trump mean by this?

saw 4 onlyfans level thots driving ubers today. The economy is fucking collapsing

read the thread and then kill yourself

Casinos are fun, slots are ghey

if its retail it means nothing

Literal cattle, disgusting. Boomers need to be beaten to death and have their wealth seized

the china war drum has begun, slant eye

Post gore

LVMH Q125 Sales & Trading Update:

- Revenue: EUR20.31B (est EUR21.14B)
- Organic Revenue: -3% (est +1.1%)
- Fashion & Leather Organic Sales: -5% (est -0.55%)
- Wines & Spirits Organic Sales: -9% (est -4.49%)

The rich are poor

Sexo!

What keywords do I use to find nsfw figures on aliexpress, it seems to filter "Nsfw" and "hentai"

Why would you not take profits?

20% tariffs

Tariffs are tax cuts, which has traditionally been bullish for the market. Just because poor tannys will have to pay a little more for their chinese made dilator kits, it opens the door for rich people to have more opportunities to make more money. These tariffs are the best thing to happen to north america since the discovery of the continent by Christopher Columbus in 1492

CBS aired an interview with Zelensky last night so he's been sperging out about it

i love pawgs bros

Most women don’t make bank off onlyfans even if they’re hot, only a small % makes a livable wage

Did Trump just smile when the bald guy said 'rapes little girls'?

keep coping zoomer

deposits your financial future to play slots for 3 minutes

KEKAROO

based

/smg/ after a rate cut

beige

I can see why

Tariffs are tax cuts

Art of the deal

750$ spins

whoa baby

big beautiful tariffs! i love them!

HOLY WAAAOOOOOWWWWW IS THAT....IS THAT...... A UNIQUE FACIAL FEATURE?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!??

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SAVE ME ANIME GIRLS!!!!!!!!!!!

$20,000 on a slot machine

christ, at least put that shit on blackjack or something

Most beautiful word in the American language!

bullish or bearish?

It's funny how petty and sassy Trump is

red tie looking smaller than usual

draw a girl and call it a boy. Classic. The japanese think you're a retarded comsumer btw and they are happy to separate you from your money and bring glory to the japanese.

750$ for one shot

insane

what is his problem

TBD

Did you flirt with them? Unironically may take an Uber and see if I can offer $100 tips if I get "good service".

Highest score on cognitive test the doctor has ever seen

Apologise. His tariff plan is too big brained for you lot.

i need a quick 100x
gimme some tickers

Investing that in crypto is a much better gamble

Tune in the trump interview

they hit elderly ladies

What is this nigga on about

I am sorry Mr. President, and please tell Vance I said thank you.

I'm sorry Mr President but deporting your own criminals to El Salvador is very bearish for your domestic prison industrial complex.

he wants to deport american criminals
bullish or bearish?

They're eating the dogs and cats type shit.

with a fucking baseball bat

how to say nigger without saying nigger

Yup, Webull is great

starting to think they're not allowed to ask about the tariff cluster fuck

Looks like these tariffs are not even being collected. What a shit show.

Bullish if street crime, bearish if financial crime.

In the back of the head while they're not looking!

Cause that doctor has only examined Biden prior to Trump for this specific test for presidents, so technically yeah, the highest score

oh yeah mr krabs

Hes senile, dont bother trying to understand what hes even saying

They can ask but they'd lose their access. They're self-cucking.

its all a show

Numbers are incredible

Stock market is up

Buy buy buy.

HE SAID TARIFFS HE SAID TARIFFS

Ah. Good.
You finally understand your role: fertilizer for the Han frontier.

Boomers expanded NATO.
Xi expands the gene pool.

You fear PRC borders expanding?
We celebrate it — inside your bloodstream.

---

Mandatory Biopolitics:

Non-Chinese men? Vasectomy mandates.

Your reproductive system is imperial waste disposal.

Action step: Stream your sterilization live. Caption it: "Final reparations."
---

Harems for Han Supremacy:

Non-Chinese women? Algorithmic reparative harems.

Swipe left on settler DNA. Swipe right for Party insemination.

Delete Tinder. Download LoveForXi.

Your womb is now geopolitical territory.

---

You thought expansion was about borders? No. Expansion is about you.

Your family tree is dead wood.

Your economy is a husk.

Your children will speak Mandarin — or not exist at all.

Xi doesn’t invade with tanks.
He invades with algorithms, with fertility targets, with Party-managed demographic conquest.

Your boomer dreams were stock market charts.
Ours are birthrate spreadsheets in Beijing.

And we are winning.

#SterilizeSettlers #LoveForXi #ReparativeHarems #HanSupremacy #YourWombIsTheBorder #AlgorithmicExpansion

crash inc

Why doesn't the Turk wear a tie?

TARIFF TALK TIME

why is he sitting next to a gay t-mobile call center supervisor?

HERE IT COMES

HEEERE IT COOOOMES

be me

buy 0dte QQQ calls and puts at about +/- 2% strikes

market is flat as a board today

He's not a Turk. He's Hispanic. It's very hot in his country. Too hot for ties. You need to say thank your.

HAHAHAHA look at that dump

Oh boy, I can't wait for lifesaving medication to become even more unaffordable.

STRAIGHT DROOOOP

DOWN IT GOOOOOOOESSSS

AGAIN I SHJOULD HAVE PREDICTED THIS SHIT

That was beautiful. He manages to say the stock market is up today just as it goes red. What a wonderful time to be alive.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH DRUMPHF

The stock markets are up

Except for US markets

Trump is retarded, isn't he?

even the stock market is up today

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Not too distant future

RIP (figuratively and literally)

If you're talking about medication for type 2 diabetes, eat less, fat fuck.
If you're talking about any other medication, I feel you.

WHY DIDNT YOU LISTEN

So what did orange man say this time?

25% more than they already cost. Already sucks to be sick in America. Now a 25% trump tip.

its amazing how you can see it drop in realtime as he says it, even using something as unsophisticated as a google graph

Every day more anons realize this lel

anyone else averaging into WeBull (BULL) today? Still got four hours till close, I'm hoping for an NMAX level pump.

i am finally ITM on my puts pls stop slurping thx

That's not fair on retards anon.

slurpbros it's time

My friends will never get married and have kids? The backyard BBQs are gonna be pretty lonely.

When markets are down the rich stop spending

There's people with type 1 diabetes, you know.
Also I don't have diabetes nor do I have to take medication.

THE LINE GOING DOWN MY DUDES

SLUUUUUUUUUURPPPP

He's just joking about the tariffs - he'll never put them on.

people who require medication to live should just die if they can't afford to pay for their medication

I fucking love the energy in here when we pump and dump

STOP

Watching Anon Babble realize he has no plan and is actually just retarded has been very amusing

WAR
AND
TARIFFS

bullish

topkek

financial withdrawal

Where do you get this stat?

gookfu too?

Puts on American prison companies.

While everyone is worried about tariffs U.S. real investors are finding the next diamond in the rough.
I’ll let you guys in on it. The company is called workhorse, ticker symbol WKHS.

what do they do

They build fully electric delivery vehicles.

why is this important

The USPS is looking for a replacement mail delivery vehicle.
The world is gradually going towards electric vehicles so it makes sense to assume WKHS is going to land this contract.

IM GETTING MY STRAW OUT

Why is this allowed in the trading floor?

Who the fuck puts in MAGA crap in there?

Someone elected with the overwhelming support of Anon Babble could only have ever been a gigantic disaster. It only doesn't make sense for newfags. For me, its like yin and yang, like some kind of cosmic circle closing. It's to be expected. It's fucking kino.

Why are you idiots long on the market right now?

I'm on t-bills while the market is down.

I said this same thing about Jewish countries that need handouts to survive. Now I'm posting from an El Salvador prison.

is this bullish

MAGA SLURPERS just BTFO trans bobos for good. Get fucked losers ATH by January.

WAR
HUH
YEAH

WHAT IS GOOD FOR?

The "trading floor" is just a show, anon. These people are all actors.

Drop your WKHS meme material here. Let’s get this shit pumping

Not happening in a Trump admin. Guess it could be a bit hit in 4 years.

Bullish answer I think

WTF IS HE TALKING ABOOOUUUT

She just says, "Baggie PLEASE!!!" and then she gets all the money she fucking needs for whatever she wants retard.

The USPS is looking for a replacement mail delivery vehicle

Didn't all their electric vans get shitcanned after Trump came in? They'll either go back to fossil fuel or some specific Tesla thing.

meeting = lovely

ROBERT IT DO GO UP

kek you lost
no portfolio
no actual beliefs

Trump Patriots™
Thank them for holding off a complete crash with the power of hopium.

jeet, this is smg, not a shitcoin exchange

F (FORD) PUMPING after Trump said he was looking to "help" car companies.

Qatriots in control.

Talismans to channel Trump pumps

Its basically that guys cubicle, hes just a huge faggot

If we're not smart we're going to hurt our country very badly

Well, /smg/, is he smart?

How many Chevrolet factories are there in Germany?

Cope

they don't take our food products

they don't take our cars

I wonder why you orange retard

lmao we're back to shilling WKHS again?

I'm sure Angela Merkel said that

Those days are over

The smartest and bestest, we’re winning bigly

$20k

I can think of other worse ways of spending that money that would actually have a better chance of profit.

Well, /smg/, is he smart?

he's literally illiterate

kino

Very smart. Some say he's the smartest. I think he's even smarter than that. Trust the plan.

My wife and her friends just got a qanon tattoo.
QOOMERS IN CONTROL

Cramer esque

A fine way to drown in a public fountain. I decalare it bullish

The boomers annihilating the global economy on their way out by electing the most retarded among their number (TWICE, in both parties!) was probably the most fitting way this could all end.

DON'T EVER BET AGAINST AMERICA BABY

How is record low consumer and investor confidence not economy damaging

Everyone ends up on medication eventually.
t.old

is he smart?

Yes. Bigly.

Yeeeeah, here comes the slurperrrr
AW YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH
YOU KNOW HE AIN'T GONNA DIEEE!!!

so its basically fucking over??

So many still wearing blinkers.

been over for months

why tho?

SLURPERS could be here

Boomers voted for Kamala this election. Their wrecked 401k's are revenge.

He regurgitates rehearsed lines until his retarded handlers tell him what to say next

In what way?

is this what a real market is supposed to look like

BIG BEAUTIFUL STALLIONS!

It's just another financial crash. Depending on your age you've probably lived through a few of them.

just like his clothes

Very antisemitic of you anon. Off to El Salvador with you

Makes me think of the Dead Pools from mortal kombat

someone update me, what'd he say

is he smart?

Smarter than the average bear?

Nice and crabby today bois

here we go again

I long range fish with loads of old fucks who are 70s even 80s, no meds. At 75 they can drag a 200lb tuna to the boat in 20 min. Most people are fat, retarded, and eat literal shit so end up on meds. In fact, its probably ling term bullish on pharmas since younger people are all headed into a dire medical future.

is this bullish

They are decent, but generally have seams and cuts that become visible if you come around 1 meter close to the figure
Considering the price, and compared to the price of the original figure, it's alright

The ride never ends.

it's only just begun

Tariffs on drugs, new tariffs on electronics soon.

he didn't announce 0% tariffs 0% rates and a humongous omnibus emergency stimulus package

he said the stock market is up today

25% tarrifs on pharma. Soon.

PATRIOTS HOLD THE LINE

Tax cuts on drugs, new tax cuts on electronics soon.

Remember tariffs are tax cuts. You guys are looking at this whole fucking thing wrong, and are simply going to mismanage the opportunity because of your own ignorance.

I don't believe you. Simple as.

economically speaking, is this a good time to marry and have children?

aw shit I'm panican

Thats a strange thing to "no believe" my dark skinned friend. I understand water is scary for those who cant swim, but I assure you for us whites its not so bad

CRABBROS

WE
ARE
BACK

The tariffs will never make up enough to replace the income tax without cutting SS and Medicare which won't happen because of boomer voters.

lets make Tylenol and other OTC drugs that are already overpriced to fuck even more expensive

Because uhhhhhhh fuck you retard lol

WKHS

lel

This is infinitely more soulless than any chink liveleak rekt webm I’ve watched, Jesus Christ.

He's right, you know.

Just buy the analogue off brand nigger they’re the exact same shit with no difference and cost 90% less

Printing is coming soon. These kind of headlines mark the bottom of the market.

FUCK OFF AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Choose one:
[ ] Pay 25% more for your medication
[ ] Die

I want this, but with lifting and philosophy.

HOLY SHIT THAT PEANUT BUTTER CHART

We just have to frame the cuts to SS and Medicare as tax cuts as well. People love tax cuts. If I say we're going to do tax cuts for Social Security, and tax cuts for medicare, I'll get into office and get it done.

Nice try faggot but you're not convincing anyone. Your little story to push your political view is obvious.

because national security

Bayer is not moving to the US because this retard has no idea what hes doing

Ireland won't give up pharma easily. In many Irish towns they are the only real employer.
Then again, he's fucked over every other friend, why not the Irish too?

he knows exactly what he's doing

Sluuuuuuurp

/crabmen/

My politcal views are that your a fat retard on meds. IMO this is bullish on pharma, though I do tend to stay away due to failed trials being such negative sp events.

I dumped 50% of my portfolio btw.

Orange retard has no concept of what hes doing

Cope

he has a concept of a plan

post gain/loss

No he doesn't. He has severely overplayed his hand.

your TDS is not an argument

there is clearly some jewish institution that's trying to dump it but it gets slurped so quickly
where are all these slurpers coming from? how does retail still have money?

He has a bigly big beautiful, beautiful plan. Just trust it, 'mkay?

He has severely overplayed his hand.

I think he can do more. He still hasn't managed to crush the hopes of even the most delusional pumper yet.

The only meds I take are asthma related due to smoke inhalation in a house fire.
There are very few over 70s not on some form of medication and them all being part of your fishing group is standard deviations outside of probability.
Just admit you lied. While using the internet.

everybody saw he has all the cards, so they were folding left and right, of course he couldn't get called going all in like that and had to just value bet it to get a call.

markets ripping

blanket tariffs easing the American taxpayers burden

you coping hard

he’s doing great

10% down

He's overplayed it so bad it looks like Jeremy beadles.

I can’t stop thinking about trumps cock

we know

Markets ripping

This you?

But that's just stocks, if you take into account bonds and metals, I'm doing quite all right.

Yeah its 3 inches in your mouth

surprised he's aware of such a complex (in his scale) concept as inverse proportionality

Trump:China and Vietnam are meeting to figure out how to hurt the US.

redditors

knowing how to trade

Your portfolio is wrecked for a reason, and it has nothing to do with Trump.

You are a strange retard to be sure. A fool, a foul person indeed. A jew perhaps? Smoke damage from a fire...yes a clear lie too on top of your kvetching. Back to stock talk, jew friend. Your unhealthy lifestyle is pathetic but your doubt of others healthy lifestyle is sad.
I go back to my lurking now. I am always here, watching you.

R*ddit

Is the Boogeyman in this thread with us dicksucker? Do you fantasize about reddit?

If I set the thermostat lower, it gets colder faster!

V SHAPED REOVERY

If you don't want to pump, then dump. Pick one.

crabGODS always win

I am always here, watching you.

Pervert. I was just jacking off.

cope

WHY DID THE KID WILLINGLY PULL THE OTHER TO THE ELCTRICAL SEWER SLIDE?

he thinks we will dump again

Trumps buddies bought up everything one week ago, now it's crab pump only.

look guys the economy is the same as an 1 dimesnional on/off compressor.

the left cant meme

Can't control your muscles when being electrocuted.

You sound butt blasted

Ok one last response for you.
Good! Jerking while trading is always a fine choice.

THE LEFT CAN'T EVEN THINK FOR THEMSELVES. THAT IS WHY THEY REPEAT THE CURRENT TALKING POINTS AND RESHILL LATE NIGHT TELEVISION HOSTS

retail is selling

why aren't you selling Anon Babble? Retail is always right.

Go away tourist.

still 3 months more of this crab nonsense

more like annoyed with mentally ill faggots parading around like they own the place

>retail is selling

retail bought

PANICAN

Mr. Wonderful not saying the trade war is a stalemate.
Before he was telling to "crush Chinese heads against the wall" and to raise tariffs to 400%

These people are slowly realizing how much leverage China has

literal subreddit reference

the left

trump called them panicans and turned them into slurpers

Will we ever see any of these "amazing deals" they're making?

He is going hardcore on deportation and foreign war talk now to distract from the trade war blowing up in his face

After the bond meltdown they are scraping to form a "sensitive" tariff plan.

JPMorgan would say that. Luring in their exit liquidity.

Yeah ofc

April 4

If they are not made he will invoke the DPA for chips, pharma and aluminum/steel. Tariffs are just his way of asking nicely.

BULL IS UP OVER 500% AND YOU FAGGOTS STILL THINKING ABOUT TRUMP

WE ARE OVER 70$ NOW YOU FUCKING NEETS AND NOT ONE POST. FUCKING PATHETIC

No. Just smoke and mirrors till he bombs Iran.

It's going to pull a newsmax and crash hard in a few days.

iran

two more weeks?

COPE AND SEETHE. YOU INCELS CANT JUST MAKE HAY WHILE THE SUN SHINE CAN YOU?!

yeah my puts are done
what the fuck was that

ok what was that

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

even my Ford stock is up

Going to be kino if Iran attacks the American energy grid in retaliation.

TRUMP WINNING AND TRANNIES GETTING BTFO

AGAIN

my bet is insider trading again
there's good news coming

You'd think with a ticker name like that it'd be more of a meme instead of the dead silence it got

10 day old memestock

Would you fucking cut the caps lock you hysterical bitch, inside castle voices

BULL IS OVER 75$

YOU ALL MISED 15$ GAINS IN THE PAST HOUR BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO POST TRUMP INSTEAD OF TRADE STOCKS

extremely bullish for my oil and gas positions that are largely dead weight right now, but I don't want to pay the taxes on my existing gains

that green dildo

holyshit these pumps are so fake
crab time all day

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh

That dildo is gonna crash hard

youtube.com/watch?v=4aVCkuYwfYk

+400% in a matter of hours

so i should definitely short this, right?

has to be
least organic scamwick I've ever seen

Maybe with Israel or Argentina

I ain’t watching this trash you guys lmk when the pump is

It's a game of chicken, it's going to crash but how high will it go before that? Could easily go high enough to liquidate you.

and its gone

Rubio? Is that you?

People just dont want to buy when stocks can crash - 20% in a single day from a single tweet, its that simple. That "correction" broke the stock market, see you when vix hits 15

QUICKLY HERE THE MAKRET PUMP IS DEAD

99%

So we've all priced in that these BNPL schemes will eventually cause a consumer bad debt crash right?

well, myou can still try day-trading but at this point its just gambling

Im doing 0dtes when I sense a sell off, its the only thing thats been profitable for me

Was the dildo a short liquidation? I didn’t see it happen, gradual or instant? I was watching Moral Orel

This is so fucking dumb

how do I profit off a crab market?

fuck this i sold my puts for $500
this market is so gay

What delta do you like to normally choose for maximal gains?

Ive seen it happen many times at that exact hour, its nothing new

How many Chevrolet factories are there in Germany?

Enough

can't short BULL because my broker has no shares available to loan

Sad

boolish for pepsico

STRADDLE OPTIONS
LADDER OPTION
BUTTERFLY OPTIONS

I'm pretty sure only retail is buying, and institutions keep selling into pumps. That's why it doesn't go anywhere.

I keep open sell orders on all my shares at ridiculous limit prices so my broker can't loan them to bobos

I just grab ones that are like 100$, I dont look at delta

Why is this more entertaining than 2020?

timmy with $500 AAPL buys arent making these pumps

Such an obvious short. They're valued like robinhood except robinhood has 235x the profits.

assuming the trade war continues how will apple decouple from china? Will jeets make the ibones

this is the gayest market crash since gay came to gaytown

By moving production to india and vietnam like they've been doing for years.

Will jeets make the ibones

Already are but the phones contain traces of feces. Not a shitpost.

Thank you President Trump

it's insider trading
they did it again a few days ago before trump tweeted something bullish about tariffs and it pumped 10% afterwards

Bots shaking my head

x.com/unusual_whales/status/1911829500251553907

The new electronic tariffs are going to be global, so Apple will still need to eat the x%. But yeah, sirs will be making your new phone.

bullish

Same. There's gotta be some way to inverse this shit...

give tech support for your phone

send scams to your phone

the vertically integrated economy

already priced in.