/smg/ - Stock Market General

Stop pumping this market on no news I can't take it anymore edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

I have been left behind.

we end the week green and by the end of the month tariffs will be a nothingburger

You bought right?

No news is good news

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Reddit troon thread

Why didn’t you buy BULL this morning at $250m market cap? It’s at $650m right now.

pumping on bad news

Delusional.

i am such a fucking idiot, a stupid fucking cuckold idiot with a wife whose boyfriend is a more endowed man than i am
i was going to by 40k worth of nike stock last week
absolute sure thing i told myself over and over and over
i didn't buy and OF COURSE NOW IT'S GOING TO PUMP

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nice lovely green id
its

Yep, at Friday, no more FOMO. I am sticking to initial strategy.

cope bobo
i fucked up, its not the fact that its bad news. its the fact that the market EXPECTED the bad news

dont be that hard on yourself i know you're not a cuck. you will get em next time

That's it. (Sono toori)
Large gains feel like surviving, small wins feel like payout from the gambling machine.

fuck fundamentals, buy it for the ticker symbol

Two more weeks until financial collapse!!!!

no
patience

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falling knife obsession

Happy bear market to you too anon

whelp, looks like this nigga was in the money again

China is not behaving like it's a nothingburger. I agree that it's not the end of the world but that's nowhere close to the mood right now.

i bought TSLA and sold SPX
in clown market we make clown purchases

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it's dumping again

You can only ignore reality for so long. The insane increase in costs these tariffs are gonna create cant be ignored forever.

Should have bought SVIX instead while VIX was in the 40-50 range. Literally free 10-20% gain.

Bought a $5 tester on bull and am up 13% in one minute

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fractional shares

you supid faggot. you never buy fractional. paper trade if you are that scared of losing money. Holy shit; do all of you really?!?!

its like buttcoin

all these tourists make me feel incredibly bearish.

Anons, you ever think about how the only thing standing between you and retirement tomorrow with a couple million in the bank is knowing the timing of just three large stock movements in advance? It's so attainable, yet so unattainable.

stay poor faggot

Relax retard. It’s $5. I’m too disciplined to yolo into a single stock.

Not great, not terrible. Should be up like 6% YTD if you count my realized gains from day.

I don't know that they'll be "insane"

we can ignore them for two more weeks. and that is all we need.

95% of gamblers quit before they win big

I should move to DC and become a white house aide

and the worst thing is that its so obvious in retrospect

stay poor faggot

I'm already prtty comfy anon and that's why my money is waiting to buy the bottom and this market is dancing on a cliff

buying a share at 45$ is yolo

just stop investing until you have a few thousand to invest. Testing the waters would be buying 5 shares. you would be up $30. cmon anon, that 5$, even at 1000% is as good as gone. time cost value anon, time cost value

Donny would have his head popped like JFK if he was an actual threat to US interests. This Tariff shit is smoke and mirrors so the US can pivot out of Ukraine to trying to contain China in the Pacific.

I can't believe I bought my Nvidia at 114 at the open. I'm a fucking retard.

I wasn’t trying to make any money. I just wanted to keep track of BULL without adding it to my watchlist. I know nothing about webull but seeing it at a $600m market cap I just wanted to keep an eye on it.

he fomod

yeah snibbs wins this round i suppose

Zenya what the fuck are you doing here go home

Sell

I can't believe I bought my Nvidia at 114 at the open. I'm a fucking retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=4WnNL67PEKU

How's the cashflow?

We're all gonna make it.

I have no idea. Like I said I’m not buying in, just wanted to watch it without flipping to my watchlist.

this is bullish, the west trembles

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Fuck you Elf you little bitch

He's had two attempts on in life in the last year.

WHY WON'T IT GO DOWN

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BULL riding is not for everyone.

I look forward to the launchpad being blown up again.

I'M GONNA BEAR SPRAY YOU PLEASE STOP

russia is a gay homeless man smelling of puiss dancing for coins and attention but he's still barred from the local shops and due in court for assault

Those were bargain bin psy-op'd FBI "recruits". Wake me up when we get and actual CIA ex-military attempt.

just bought a pair of wrangler 13mwz for this run

Cmon Donny give us a quote

/crabmen/ we winnan

Fake city built of plywood

Bearish for American city suburbs.

the west of Moscow trembles

accurate

sold all my INTC at open

When will you retards learn you are not obliged to sell everything at once

My prediction: Trump Walks back the tariffs on Mexico and Canada, carves out a deal with the UK and Australia, then adds them to some kind of Super-NAFTA agreement to counter china, in exchange for the other countries giving up a lot of sovereignty and trade policy, with hard trade barriers on all other nations.

city of plywood

LUMBER FUTURES IS GOING UP BIGLY

My entry was $18.7 and I was looking for an exit before it started drilling to the earth's core again

Which Isekai is this from?

Also Trump pump at 1 pm just like last wednesday?

Im not sure what I want to throw some more money down on. I'm 50% cash at the moment.

Why won't he shut the fuck up about Biden?

I just got here

kek

that entire all caps section

He reads like how Chris Chan speaks. Specifically the GET THOSE PHOTOS OF THE INTERNET interaction.

You took the job Donnie, no you deal with it. Don't hide. Hiding is what cucks do.

Why would we want any deal with trump? He's a flip flopper, a flim flammer, a buffoon who can't be trusted day to day.
Nobody is interested in dealing with this clown.
He'll get his isolation.

I'm always wondering how long he'll be talking about Biden. Surely not next year? Biden hasn't been relevant politically since Summer 2024 lol.

Buy some gold and hold it. Alternatively, euros.

I can't see Canada or Australia surviving without a trade deal

What a disgusting day of movement.

dude remember 2020 on god

It can't just crab in this tight band for the whole day, right? RIGHT?!

cmon you fat orange bastard, get typing some of those words we need to hear

I will end the war in 24hrs

Say thank you

Coping and seething

What a fucking clown. Did he just realise zelenskys not giving up the minerals?

I just got here

how does he always manage to be unintentionally funny

super NAFTA with a tariff wall around

If you understand a little about international trade you'd see that could never work out and it's gonna be a global depression as well. Particularly clueless are the additions of Australia (trades mostly with Asia) and the UK (trades mostly with the EU).

Holy shit just fucking dump already
No gap fill
No low after the scam pause pump

10% is easy to tank considering they'll just pass em on to the consooomer anyways.

Why didn't Biden Shut the Fuck up about Trump?!

Afghan

TRUMP

Border Security

TRUMP

Record High Inflation

TRUMP

Alll time high government spending

TRUMP

Circle back psaki being as transparent a door

TRUMP

Ukraine War starts

TRUMP

Chinese "Weather Balloon" floating across US

TRUMP

BUT WHY IS THE CURRENT PRESIDENT TALKING ABOUT THE FAILURES FO THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT?!?!?!?!?!
faggot

Biden beat him in 2020 and he never got the chance to beat him back in 2024 due to Biden going cuckoo

He's seething that he has never 'beaten' Biden

I ran a business for 17 years anon and own a house, what are you!

spent it all on buying new cars every 3 years in 1980 and Victoria's secret clothes while she livied in a duplex when she could've put $10000 in a index fund and have like $1 million

only has a house because my father died 20 years ago, spent my college fund, only got this current house that appreciated 3.5x in 10 years because I forced her to buy this one instead of the other garbage she was looking at that was $100k, only worth that because I did all the renovations since she's literally too poor and dumb to hire workers that don't steal money

has to beg me to buy her a dog or money so she can get a new car (that she didn't need) because she's so over leveraged in debt that she doesn't make enough to get more credit

why are boomers like this

God i WISH i could all in on some options that trade at 0.01 and sell them for 10 i wish i didnt have to deal with this shit to earn money

I already have a position worth 2,4k on gold miners. Want to raise my gold position to 6k but haven't decided if I want to hold all gold miners, or split between miner equity and one for the spot price of gold.

BDS

Then take your blinkers off. Nobody will be unscathed but it's the USA losing long term.
Can't undo this level of retardation.

president putin, respect your president

rightfully calls out biden and zelensky for the war

based

Yes Australia is gonna tariff China and Japan so that it can export beef and grains to the US. Surely the US which already produces this stuff in excess is gonna buy a lot of it.

Why do midwits love to talk about stuff they don't understand?

inverted head and shoulders or just more crabbing?

muh Say thank you is le clownish

reddit is over there

Bada bing bada BOOM $$$

gold miners

Buy the actual metal.

Is there any chance of the USD recovering at least some its value within the next few months? I'm losing my mind over this

Fat

Confirmed as slightly chubby by doctors.

I don’t remember him blaming most of those on Trump but you scream like a retard so let’s not have a fight about it, just post screenshots or fuck off

now you burgers know how it feels. t. swede

There's a chance, but it all depends on Dumpy's behavior.

So the tariff craziness is over? We're back to a bull market?

dude I just got here

where's the mental diagnostics

underperforming the market

Only, and only if, Trump says Thank You to its' allies on Live TV, the allies who started the coordinated slow dumping of US treasuries to begin with.
And Vance wears a suit for the occasion.

So the tariff craziness is over?

For the next hour. Maybe.
Probably not.

Trump Aide Hassett Teases ‘Amazing’ Tariff Deal Offers, Says Recession ’100% Not’ Happening –

@CNBC

It's over

The reason why mentally ill faggots are seething over the words 'thank you' is because they've never said it to anyone and no one has ever said the words to them. Foreign emotions will result in bouts of anger.

Thank you for reading faggots

And Vance wears a suit for the occasion.

Brits demand eyeliner too. It's heritage.

BTC and MSTR doing a little something.

not over, but things will be more certain over time. stay strong anon

I like how he blames biden for everything while failing to do anything as the current president
Every world leader is more intelligent than this orange retard and laughs at his lack of ability to speak proper english

Companies that sell options for for more than 1c above the actual value should go bankrupt. Imagine having a 50 cent option and trying to sell it for 60 cent. Kill yourself

WHERE IS MY COPIUM

5D CHESS; SHOUDVE BOUGHT WHEN THE DON

he didn't buy SVIX in the $9s

You guys must hate free money

yes (no)

wahhh wahhh Biden Biden

Putin respected ME, not Biden!!!

yeah that's why Putin is making you look like a weak, dumb bitch by striking civilian centers during "peace talks," he just respects you so much. lmao retard

Physical metal? Nah, I am moving so can't store it. I could take a leveraged position on the spot price though something like UGL.

soxl was $8 and I didn't buy

things will be more certain over time.

Sauce?
I've never seen uncertainty like this globally. And I was trying to trade Forex in 2007/8.

Retarded take.
There's nothing wrong with voluntarily thanking someone or being thanked.
Asking someone to thank you is cringe. On the same level as Jeb Bush's " Please clap"

You could buy bouillon and store it at a bank, or a gold ETF.

this is the most reddit post I've ever seen here. The seething about drumpf is palpable.

failed to do anything

NIGGA YOU WHAT?! IN LESS THAN 90 DAYS HE FIXED THE BORDER, RENEGOTAITED TRADE DEALS, OPENED PLANT PRODUCTION, REDUCED THE PRICE OF EGGS AND OIL, DEPORTING CRIMINALS FROM THE STATES, AND CHANGING THE BUDGET FROM GOING NEGATIVE 40TRILLION TO JUST NEGATIVE 2 BILLION IN A MATTWER OF 4 YEARS. GOOOOOOO FUCK YOURSELF

But it'll be $10.50 until the heat death of the universe thoughever

your hero zelenksky started the war and is leading his country into ruin, comrade.

ASKING SOMEONE TO SAY THANKYOU IS BECAUSE THEY ARE ACTING LIKE UNGRATEFUL FAGGOTS

If you never thought to yourself or said outloud 'thankyou' for someone else being an inconsiderate piece of shit; then you are sheltered

My prediction: Trump Walks back the tariffs on Mexico and Canada, carves out a deal with the UK and Australia, then adds them to some kind of Super-NAFTA agreement to counter china, in exchange for the other countries giving up a lot of sovereignty and trade policy, with hard trade barriers on all other nations.

you're not good at this, stop

True, that reminds me I didn't remember to apply mine today, it's over
LOOOL

migger behavior

always seething and screaming

your hero zelenksky started the war and is leading his country into ruin, comrade.

BRAAAAAAAP

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I'm looking at increasing my gold position size to 6k to allow it to appreciate based on detoriating value of the dollar for global trade. I have a debt (10k) that I am going to roll to a 21 month 0% apr line that I will use gold in the future to pay off. Now its just a question of how ballsy do I want to get.

buy physcial metals

let someone else hold it

uwutm8?

I used to carry a 10oz bar in my jeans little watch pocket. That was £10k back then. Gold is easy to transport.
Silver, not so much.

Oh there he go

lol none of that happened, except the eggs thing which they did by importing cheap eggs from Turkey.

Palantir 87 CSP 3 dte Y/N

Right, because with Kamala we would totally get anything more than just talking about abortions and trannies for 4 entire years while simultaneously making 0 progress on either platform as they just blame Republicans for everything.

not exactly my prediction but the tariffs will be clarified and the markets will giga candle off that news

not a cult btw

lool

Can you fuck off? No one wants you here, reddit zoomie.

He sold

At least you have a chance of withdrawing the actual metal

NIGGA YOU WHAT?! IN LESS THAN 90 DAYS HE FIXED THE BORDER, RENEGOTAITED TRADE DEALS, OPENED PLANT PRODUCTION,

He's done none of these things.

What is it with miggers crossing the border into /smg/?
How do we solve this problem?

Based and factual.

HE THINKS CAPSLOCK IS SEETHING BECAUSE HE STILL HAS THE MENTAL STATE OF A TEENAGER; NOT UNDERSTANDING THE USE OF CAPSLOCK IS TO BE UNSUBTLE ABOUT THE MESSAGING

a painting from putin made trump stop all aid to ukraine and removed all sanctions from russia
PUTIN FUCKING WON

I'm moving to China so I would rather not have to stick a gold bar up my ass.

war is now like using heatseaking rockets on people but far cheaper

all the commie "liberals" are back to seething about drumpf and spamming their cringe humor and reddit takes

I hate you and wish you were dead.

Yes but not as much as i should have

I'm not mad. Please don't put it in the papers that I was mad.

OK, thanks corncob.

Anon Babble and Anon Babble having a proxy war here. Once the market calms down they'll leave

It was $85 just 3 days ago so I'd say no

NONE OF THAT HAPPENED EXCEPT......

STAY POOR FAGGOT
NOPE; NO MORE A CULT THAN THE TRANNIES AND UHURU

Trump is a fucking retarded faggot who has lost the US money. We're on Anon Babble so that's the only reason I need to hate him.

ITS DA POLLLLLLLLL

Show nose schlomo

What an oddly large nosed woman

40 mill under 4 years of biden into essentially no immigration under trump isn't fixing things?

Can I see some of those trade deals?

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Better with physical metal in this environment. Miners can go bad quickly in a recession and are heavily affected by fuel costs. (Should trump start a middle east extravaganza)
Both are likely.

STAY INFANTILE AND POOR! ALL OF YOU TOURISTS GOT DERAILED BY A NON STOCK TAKE. FUN FACT; I AM UP 15% FROM HOLDING SOXL CALLS. STAY PATHETIC AND MENTALLY INEPT

I bought svix when vix was 60 and somehow lost money. Just buying spy would've been better than either that or nike

Ukraine LOST

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BASED

It's both of you

it's not a cult!

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Russian filename

Started spamming BBC

There it is. These faggots are so obvious.

They're feeding them Muslim eggs?

soxl calls

only up 15%

whew

Why are poltards so deranged

Why can't you fags just chill?

It's all they have. Literally.

BBC porn

Russian filename

Very organic post

Hate to distract from the tranny discourse but it appears we are crabbing back up to open

Wasn't it trump fans that came here from Reddit when their sub got closed?
That's right, it was.

Yeah I dont want to increase my miner position anymore. Spy dropped last week and miners fell through the fucking floor. Sadly I didn't buy more then.

THESE MAROONS ARE SO PREDICTABLE I CAN FORMULATE A STRAT TO GET THEM TALKING ABOUT A TOPIC IN A CERTAIN MANNER JUST BY POKING A FEW HOLES IN THEIR BUZZ WORDS. THIS SHIT IS HYSTERICAL AND ALL OF YOU WHO RESPOND NEED TO RETHINK YOUR WILLPOWER AND EMOTIONAL APTITUDE

You'd have some screws loose too if you were a deformed brown manlet

224 pounds

Holy shit, couldn't they have picked a more realistic weight?

ALL CAPS MUST BE TRUE

Anon Babbleniggers have nothing else now that the market is making a reversal

I'm moving to China so I would rather not have to stick a gold bar up my ass.

$6k in gold fits in my foreskin. No need for the anal.
(Are you American)

Yes. Anon Babbletards were already tards but the wave of miggers made it worse. Even Anon Babbletards are tired of miggers.

Bessent is in Argentina right now, so he's unlikely to tank the market. Is Trump speaking today?

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it's actually Bulgarian retard

Don't care about your obsession with trans people, line would be going up, orange nigger is line go up repellent. If i could replace him i would because hes a dementia ridden nigger who would be dead if he wasnt wealthy

i fucking hate polfaggots so much for ruining and shitting up smg

Serious question, is the bearrun over? Obviously no one knows for sure but what are (You) thinking. Buy in now? Or is another major crash coming? And yes I missed the dip I admit it. I just want to know if i should quit coping or if Inshould wait.

US sentiment collapsing

talking live to some literal who from El Salvador instead of an European, Japanese or Brit

Why

who has lost the US money

Lmao. Shit hasn't started yet.

YOU ARE THE PROBLEM; STOP STANDING IN THE CORNER SHOUTING LIKE YOU ARENT THE PROBLEM. GO TOUCH GRASS

You retards shorted today LMAO.

I believe the worse has passed, we'll still be crabbing for a few more weeks but ultimately line will go back up again. NFA of course

OK I'm a retard thank you for explaining

For now probably. People are burnt out on tariffs news, so trump admin's flip flopping won't move them much. The big thing for bears is now earnings, which most likely won't be as bad as people expect.

The thing that's 'saving' the markets right now is the USD dropping. You're not seeing actual growth, you're seeing USD becoming weaker, so everything is going up in price.

THESE RETARDS ARENT EVEN IN THE MARKET; THEY ARE TOURISTS OBSESSED WITH TRUMP

It's crabbing. Well better this than crashing I guess.
Calm down retard.

Cope.

MY ASS IS SORE DONALD

faggot

Posts gay BBC porn he had saved.

I think we're due for massive crabbing with rare intermittents pumps
Source: vibes

tfw resting heart rate of 85

I'm probably going to die before I'm 65.

Being shamed as being a loser is their fear in life

It's plainly obvious to everyone by now that Tariffs are just a pump and dump tool with no real teeth. The fear is all gone.

muh Anon Babble

You leftoids started with the politics itt.

muh eyeliner, thank you, suit

Cringe beyond belief.

PRICED IN

BASED

The economic is political and the political is economic. This is Marx 101 :^)

bearish

I am. I have taken up my position. Gold will be worthless by tomorrow morning. God help all you golden boys.

Not bad if I get assigned on 87 premiums are JUICY for wheelin

1pbtt

Very organic posting in here

We have further down to go, but short term is unpredictable.

he doesn't have to, we have data here outside Anon Babble

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Major crash is in the pipeline. God alone knows how long market can stay irrational though.
It will hit when everyone thinks it's safe.

Why not wait for it to go down then if you believe there's a risk it tanks?

just buy low and sell high, or is it too hard for (you)? already made profits and the day has just began

Bobo cope.

Anon Babble baiting

Zoom out

whats going on

You can’t even get the acronym right, are literally all of you bots?

either Anon Babble or discord trannies are now posting their cuck fetish vids on Anon Babble

Fuck off already you broke mindrotted faggots. I'm sick of reading your left-right bullshit in /smg/ of all places.

224 lbs.

c'mon, the guy has to be 250 at least. hell, when i was 250 i was skinnier than he is now, all while being a couple of inches shorter.

Maybe if he keep flip flopping for years it actually stay crabbin' and never crash?

includes random mention of the shot to the ear

spells it scaring

bet they had a good chuckle when they wrote that in

LIVE: Trump holds bilateral talks with El Salvador’s President Nayib Bukele
youtube.com/watch?v=jI4x1FHfFUE

snibbeti snabbity

Nobody serious really has anything to discuss. There's no sense so what's the point?
Any serious country isn't negotiating with USA. They are just talking to try and find out what the fuck is going on.

No I'm pretty sure I did it right.
1pbtt
Post
By
This
Tranny

I've got bad luck anon. I'm suprised the TLT and FXI that I bought last week is in the green.

Bullish because he can't tweet while he's busy with that meet.

this is how the market works now

You'd be surprised how little muscle mass the elderly have, and how much volume fat occupies

Watch this will happen and that one dude who was wrongfully put into a torture prison still won't be brought home

Remember folks team Green, not team red or blue

It's not a bot, it's our resident schizophrenic jew baggot

Any good options plays to combat le crab? I'm confused at whatever is happening.

bulls always win in the end

I've probably been in the markets since before you were an itch in your dad's pants.

back in the golden era of /smg/ someone would have shilled this heavily, been called a schizo, made a milly and gloat posted, now you guys just whine about trump/politics all day, half you niggas aint even here to make money

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why is he so obsessed with El Salvador? Is it just some caudillo politics going-on or what?
yeah, that's probably it.

Name one meme stock that was shilled here in 2020-21 to prove you arent a tourist.
You reddit TDS trannies do NOT fit in.

No one's making fucking money in a crab market

we end the day green and by the end of the week tariffs will be a nothingburger. Everything has been priced in.

iron condor maybe? but i wouldn't play crab strategies when a single tweet can send this flying up or down

He wants el salvador to host his holocaust camps for spanish people

I don't think markets are appreciating that China is becoming fully antagonistic. Not trying to chinkbot, they have the weaker position, but it's not the end of the story just because the news cycle is over.

my beautiful, powerful stallions…WKHS

Volatile crab markets are the best time to make money.

sad but true, i want Anon Babble and Anon Babble to leave

WHY IS IT GOING BACK DOWN

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No this presidency will be a colossal bear run, macro is too fucked, but it might be a while before serious dumps resume

and it's starting to crab back up

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Put $1k into the Fed cutting by 25bps in May
Wasnt asking you nigger

Gold will be worthless by tomorrow morning.

My dear leader Mr brown claimed similar. He sold it all just before I started buying it.
Worked out well for one of us.

retarded salmon
what do i win?

This was always /our/ board faggot. Redditors and the stock market mix about as well as oil and water. You guys are terminally wrong about everything, imagine actually thinking you'd make money in the markets.

Because Bukele is a populist fash former-businessman like himself and will do literally everything he says. They’re the ones who permanently imprisoned anyone with a tattoo they deemed gang related which Trump is taking a page from and doing, but is also sending them to Salvadorean prisons.

how high is your IQ?

2020-21

kys newfag

BASED

ai supercomputers

I cant tell if this is goid or just an empty promise.
Anyway crab is life

there are russian and jeet shill farms that instantly respond to any keywords on any board

Is this bullish or bearish

He's going to announce btc reserve after?

Well played, great recovery.

except trump was funny then

I used to take screen shots of an anons post who loves trading and getting hookers
It was always fun to read

lol TSLA took a nosedive again

tsla is doing a stinky.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bukele is a G who transformed a hell-ridden country into literal paradise while you're a troon with a neckbeard and hairy legs.

It's a good page to copy

short strangles are

WKHS

THE FIRST EV HYPE TRAIN; THEY WERE GONNA GET THE US CONTRACT IF IT WASNT FOR THEIR FACTORY BEING A SHED

Crabbing on a massive tariff and halted rare minerals from China

Lmao

mfw i bought TSLA calls as a hedge for my puts

I want off of crab king trump's wild ride

I raped so many shorts today. You just know it was some DEI hire that doesn't deserve to be on the trading desk. Get fucked, and I will not rest until every DEI hire is eliminated. LMAO

meme stock

kys fag. All the stocks that were shilled in 2020 were shit EVRI, AGEX, WKHS

to be fair, that shit went from like a quarter per share to $20, and you could have easily retired off of it

You can but is more risky. Issue is this is a vibe matket so less people willing to risk without real data.

Tariffs? Nah, that's fake as fuck, we pump

NVIDIA will build American made AI supercomputers? That's fake as fuck, we dump

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literal paradise

They can go back then.

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AND WHO COULD FORGET THE CFL FAGGOT WHO LOST MILLIONS OF HIS BORHTERS MONEY AND DOXXED HIMSELF DURING CHRISTMAS; ULTMATELY AN HEROING

news

He's still around on stocktwits

they all pumped and we made a ton of money gay nigger. and it was fun

Fuck it I might even move there myself some day.

They're building the factory in 4 years, which is conveniently when Trump will be out office. Orange retard fooled again.

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flat all day

This is going to rip to $170 or tank to $145 on 4/17 earnings, no in between

And none from Ukraine either.

DW-ACK

you tourists have no idea how comfy we had it. You faggots aren't even worth showing this precious history to

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Based and purge pilled.

Its going to be Foxconn all over again.

Today I sold some
Tomorrow I will buy some

Such is the 2025 investment strategy.

Owns the largest concentration camp prison this side of the Americas

lmao

Don't get sent there by accident we wont get you back

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Better times will come again

a new zatsutabi ep just dropped

watching anime on your c1 tv as you're trading

This is such a superior way to make a living or waging it's unreal.

in 4 years

in the meantime just increase production on the Texas factories

They gonna lose money but whatever. Any investing news on factories is gonna be taken with a grainnof salt

nigga i was there every week had some meme stock going parabolic, the vibes were amazing

CLF

workhorse

nikola motors

PLTR ipo

roblox ipo

I liked it back when we actually posted stocks and our trades. It is a shame everyone here is a faggot who is obssessed with trump and not making money

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Got any graphs?

Owns the largest concentration camp prison this side of the Americas

This only scares people who deserve to be scared.

I made good money on CLF while it lasted. I poured over every report on steel production, daily steel roll prices, etc.
Also ZIM shipping stuff, too bad those dumb niggers decided to waste their advantages to BUY MOAR BOATS.

Real niggas lose money.

The market is obsessed with him right now and we are obsessed with the market.Just wait 4 years.

Is the market reacting to the weekend news of the exemptions and not the actual words of Trump saying there are no exemptions
Is the market ignoring Trump now or just a day behind

The market runs on vives and hopium until results of these policies start showing.

both, which is why AAPL opened $210 then dumped to $205

looking for a reason to pump

TINNY WAS A BETTER TRADER AND INVESTOR THAN ALL OF YOU FAGGOTS!!!!!!

I HATE YOU FUCKING TDS RIDDEN KEKHOLDS AND YOUR INABILITY TO TALK STOCKS OR HAVE A FUN SHITPOST

SPY is dumping rn anon

yes

The bet is that the Trump admin cucks on tariffs. This is being set up to happen imo.

Here are my trades bro

Market is still betting they undo all the tariffs they apply tariffs to specific sectors of the economy

Which is what should have happened if orange nigger didnt listen to Navarro

Buy SPY?

Freshly baked

dis gon' git good

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INTC, IS IT REALLY THAT EZ?!

idk, maybe

Buy high, sell low

The market actually read Trump's post and realized it was full of shit and confirmed that there were tariff exceptions for the goods.

I looked up what gayhorse is doing now and it's just some reddit bagholder posting AI images of asian cowgirls t-shirts with bayhorse written on them.

is it possible to bust a nut simply by making huge sums of money?

There is no plan, this is why the CHIPS Act is being phased out. CHIPS Act is Biden era industrial policy. Trump admin is scrapping reindustrialization policies while placing tariffs on imports. Schizophrenia

going red

WHY DUMP?

Show me.

no one is ever going to make money again so you'll never get an answer

if you are on drugs, yes

Bearish outlook, crab reality

All aboard, next stop SPX 4500

Yea good luck with that dude.

gooks hate chinks more than amerifats though

Sorry Xi but Walmart pays higher

President Trump is winning

THANK YOU SIR, MAGA

Trump single-handedly destroying the US from within just to turn us into 1980s China

new bread proper

Cope
Seethe
Dilate
Trump WON
kamala LOST
ukraine LOST
trannies LOST

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This is what /smg/ is know. just faggots posting fringe social media posts in hopes of getting updoots and (you)s. how does any of this news equal a stock speculation? Should I buy SMGA because this is gay as fuck?!

Stop pumping this market on no news I can't take it anymore edition

You asked and they listened.

/tsg/

You sound heavily invested in gay sex. Very bullish.

Those were comfy times on /smg/

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china is the one trying to take a stance against economic bullying

lmfao

hey, i made that one!!!

Anyone know what happened to big five guy?

Yes. Requires some cocaine for maximum effect.

I sold 50% of my portfolio.

the war started in 2014 when russian invaded with fake little green men and held fake referreda how was it bidens war? orange retard strikes again