/smg/ - Stock Market General

China bitched us edition

Educational sites:

investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
youtube.com/playlist?list=PLiOs3-llXq5CGQPNHf_3-nYZ4d_w7OP52

Financial TV Streams:

watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

Charts:

tradingview.com
finscreener.com
koyfin.com/
portfoliovisualizer.com

Screeners:

finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

Options

optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
optionsprofitcalculator.com
optionstrat.com/
optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

Pre-Market and Live data:

investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

Calendars

marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
earningswhispers.com/calendar
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

Boomer Investing 101:

bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

Misc:

finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
market24hclock.com/
wallmine.com/
fintel.io/
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
brokerchooser.com/

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I AM FEELING IT NOW MR KRABS

Niggers tongue my anus

I love this board and thread, im glad we have a place to laugh our ass off at this fucking clown show

WOULD

Why did Trump choose a maoist for his economic policy direction and then pick a fight with Mao's chosen people

based chinks
stand up to the great satan

CONSUMER SENTIMENT SHIT HIT THE FUCKING FAN!!!!!
mediaite.com/news/just-in-us-consumer-sentiment-plummets-to-second-lowest-level-in-over-75-years/

2ND LOWEST IN HISTORY
WTF NIGGA!

Why did they cave on the tariffs

Vix is only at 45. We are fine. Big improvement from earlier in the week

Praying for more crabby action

SHART OF THE DEAL

still crabs

pibble: xi
nigger: trump
adults: eu

its a crap day

oh no
oh no
oh no no no no

boringest trade war ever

So... what is Trump's plan?

hsr is a terrible game

Still worth getting into gold miner etfs or is it too late at this point after the gains theyve already received

DONNIE IM GUNNA NEED A TWEET HERE PRETTY SOON OR IM GUNNA HAVE TO MAKE ONE UP FOR YOU MYSELF

XI
PLEASE CALL ME

XI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CALL ME

peeing on his poop and eat it

treat them like shitcoins
when they pump to 25% cash out

BIGGEST SELLOFF IN US TREASURIES RELATIVE TO GERMAN BUNDS SINCE 1989

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

fight like hell to fix the debt problem
but he doesn't know how to fight

Y Wipepo dont beat they dogs

stop staring at me you fucking cat

Pic related

If I didn't sell my stocks before Trump went full retard, how long till they recover?

Killing yourself and waiting for the wheel of Dharma to reincarnate you in a better market would be faster

*RING RING*

...

...

...

japan and china and others were dumping US bonds too much

You will be up 45,000% by the middle of his third term mark my words

XIIII WHY WONT U CALL MEEEEE

he still thinks there's a plan

maoist

I've described it more like Juche. Trump is pursuing the idea that the US can be entirely self reliant yet didn't do any of the groundwork to get us there before trying to close the doors on the world.

hello Xi

is your refidgerator running?

So just Mao

Based Zelensky

[spoiler]Ultimate power[/spoiler]

China issued new regulations on Friday that will subject semiconductors made by U.S. firms to higher tariffs. The measures will put pressure on companies like Intel, Global Foundries and others who have U.S. chip factories, potentially encouraging chip companies to shift manufacturing out of the United States to maintain access to the Chinese market, where the bulk of global electronics are made.

Xi was just waiting for trump to act like a retard and give him an excuse to do all of this.

why am i supposed to hate him again

45000% of worthless monopoly money

Bundeez nuts lmao

This isn't nothing but Trump can change the subject so God damned fast when he wants to. (That's always been his main political talent, he can muscle through media attempts to set the terms of the narrative)

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh is the dow supposed to move like this

this is the mean who's beating Russia

based

what if i cry at the casino?

ok so hear me out; people make fun of nig-black people for saying "we gon eat dat watermelons or shieet" BUT they all follow complex grammar rules of whatever AAVE dialect they belong to. if you try to imitate them, you'll sound ridiculous to them. kids by the age of 3(iirc) mysteriously all learn internalised rules even when they are not taught. so-like i said, correct grammar is whatever FEELS right to a native speaker. this is why to linguists, the number 1 most valuable material is an old, rural person who lived in a single area his whole life. dialects differ by region, age, social class, etc.

it's a really interesting subject

source: currently majoring language(wont say which) in college(ESL btw)

I'll give you a little kiss

Its hard to separate them because juche is a lot of marxist-leninist ideas, mixed in with Kim hero worship, anyways.
Maoism is basically the same, just for Mao.

no, it's an artificial pump, it's supposed to go down

TRUMP GET AWAY FROM THE BOND YIELDS

Felt fitting to bring up Mao since CHYNA

Its amazing how precisely the market seems to have priced securities today on a day with so much information right before the weekend!

Why arent you holding HIMS? Its a millionaire maker stock.

WH press briefing in a few minutes

Will they acknowledge the fire in the bond market lmao

These tariffs are going to DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

DESTROY US ALL

By her?

hey the bonds are crashing and this is crazy

so Xi here's my number and call me maybe

You guys promised me a bloodbath today. What the fuck is happening?

Didn't he mention them yesterday before the great cuckening

loool

uh oh the algo took a lunch break.

It's supposed to be right now but they're running late

it's happening

DEAR XI

may I recommend INTC 0DTE $18.5 as today’s special

Craziest thing I heard is Spanish vs English actually see the world different.
I guess in Spanish the vase gets knocked down, and there really good about talking about the vase if they see a video. In English it’s Anon knocked down the vase, and they aren’t as good as the Spaniards in describing the vase and how fast it was falling, but way better at describing the who and why.
Our language changes what factors we concentrate on and cause and effect. It defines our consciousness!

PPT GO!

trump wants to talk to xi

but refuses to be the one to initiate the call

These are supposed to be grown men not middle school girls...

Oh boy, time for a random pump out of nowhere

Anybody have a link? Can't find shit for it. Official WH YT has no videos, WH page says no events, no news articles anywhere I can see

Actual nafo trannies

first one to initiate the call is at disadvantage

Yes it's true, we both want the pizza for lunch, but you haven't said sorry for stealing my juicebox yesterday, so I can't let you get in line.

kek, Trump is worse than the fucking GFC

Dread it, run from it. Crabs arrive all the same.

based Zelensky indeed

Trumps doctor just released his physical, says he's fit enough to hold office for two more terms minimum

Humiliating America

Tariffs on Chyna to 500%

I'm watching it on RSBN live on youtube

I want youuu to call me

One of my favorite classes in college was a linguistics class I kind of fell into. Language itself is the result of so many strange factors, including our own sex and the innate differences that children of different sexes have when talking. Very cool stuff.

Its about letting china continue being stubborn retards digging themselves deeper.

idk really much about that subject but there used to be debate between people who claimed "universal grammar" existed(noam chomsky)-that everyone has the same linguistic concepts in their brain-and others that didn't. some missionary found out a tribe who didn't have the concept of numbers besides "few" and "many" so debate got got then they got bored so nobody talks about it

talking about God and winning

This is worse than not watching at all

Lookner going live!!
Thank the mods!!
youtube.com/watch?v=5KXnmSunFhI

The first one to call will be treated like a joke until they leave politics.

50% of China can starve to death before Xi folds, why does Trump think he can win?

dumpy loses and calls, gets made fun of, maybe gets impeached

Xi loses and calls, they string him up and eat his corpse

Who folds first

based Xi

Crab queen rules with an iron claw

that'd be winning

I read his book! Whole things very scetch though. Turns out the guy was a bit of a nut job and nobody actually knows as he was the only guy who could talk to them like Smith being the only Mormon who could see the golden plates…
That was a decade ago though. Curios if the charges stuck or he was redeemed.

Sad part is that historians will dress all of this up in professional language, when only the people living is will know that this is what happens when a retard gets the keys to the nuclear football.

Xi just needs to do nothing to win.

the one time the world actually needs a hot 30 yr old female leader to start the the bridge call

I'm bullish on nothing ever happening.
Noam Chomsky is a communist hack and his studies of universal grammar have yet to be scientifically proven.

I could mediate this whole thing out and boom the global economy but they arent returning my calls :/

Can someone please explain the difference between the S&P500, DOW and NASDAQ to me (a retard)?

Xi demands j cup at LEAST for mediators, with a healthy BMI, no fat bitches.

some of them fall harder than the others

fix the debt problem

pass $5 trillion tax cut bill

guarantee add of +$5.7 trillion to debt over the next 10 years

nice the debt problem is solved

I used to think that. Looking at how social media is warping our minds though I’m starting to think he’s just a dumb tankie who was way way ahead of his time when he wrote manufacturing consent. That book seems to have been on the mark, he just didn’t know how much worse it could get.

They track different companies in different numbers (DJI tracks 30, S&P and Nasdaq both track 500, but they're different companies.)

Something is happening, the bond market is fucking exploding

Usually indeces dump on friday, now they are almost all green. We entered the bizarro timeline.

Well, if he replaces Powell, that's indeed what will happen

I can't take Chomsky seriously at all after he started playing defense for the Russian invasion being totally justified and actually needed if you really think about it. Also his grammar theories have a shit ton of holes poked into them by many behavioral scientists and linguists. He just got a lot of media coverage, kinda like string theory.

Dow=small group of industrials
Sp500=the market
Nasdaq=tech
Russell 2000=smaller biz

nah, history books will have fell for it again basedjaks and Truth posts as examples of the "graffiti" of our time

They act like bpd gfs

Picking out a set of knee pads for his session with the Chinese bvlls

lmao is this pic real

We entered the bizarro timeline

You just haven't really felt a good bear market before

but that would destroy the value

S&P 500 has 500 companies across a a wide variety of sectors.
DOW is just 30 companies but they still spread them out. Functionally, the DOW and S&P track each other quite a lot.
Nasdaq has 100 companies and has a lot of tech, so you'll often see it move heavily on days that are particularly tech focused.

Fuck! I was hoping Blackrock would crash the market!
I just want shit 10% cheaper before I go 3x all in. I guess I just hold VOO and wait.

Only Russia can save Trump from embarassement, a russian-american alliance can destroy china. Our only requirement is for America to nuke Europe

Why the pump

Macron will slice u in half russki

presser? news I didn't see? No idea, seems slightly above the normal crabbing

Russia is losing the war and a giant swath of their women are now turning to porn to make money

trump x xi toxic old man yaoi

I can see it.

Just made me realize that the least stable govts have all the nukes. Short civilization.

I know many fujos who would buy that.

Rumors that he is hesitating on removing the tariffs from China

Agreed, outside the book he’s a joke.

futures

he knows he needs to but he'd look like the biggest fucking cuck ever and could never do another deal again

My baby boy, my sun king, my jupertarian!

not just porn :^P being an europoor is a blessing

You really think anyone respects him already

outside the book he’s a joke

Broken clock and all, then again, most of his work in that book is repackaging information that was already floating about. Synthesis is a skill of course, but you know

Zelensky is based as fuck. Invaders, including Russniggers and other subhuman third worlders, should be shot on sight when they cross the border.

No futures

trump tweeted something unrelated to the tariffs

-0.3% immediately

Even if he removed it down to like 20% or something that would be a massive improvement.

Are you me?

/smg/ - Stock Market General

Chinese Propaganda edition

I’m impressed by russian womens ability to fit large objects up the butt

Numbed by alcohol and std's

another day of my retarded freak piece of garbage life when i lose money

Well, I’m out. See you when it finally bears. Fuck!
Have a great weekend boys!

nothing happens

crabs anyway

they should've just closed the markets today

another plane crash in Florida (small plane though)

The frequency of these crashs being higher and higher is a really bad omen.

What options does he have, Anon Babble?

announce tariffs on China

President Xi immediately loses his shit

Chinese economy comes to a screeching halt

videos online of Chinese factories all empty and shut down

twitter bullshit wars with Chinese officials constantly bitching

"WOW TRUMP IS SO WEAK!"

holy fuck you people are stupid

you will be buried in the dumbass ivan (unless you are a bot)

They should have pulled up

shut the fuck up already we were neither and you're as annoying as them, we are for the money and the money only, if russians starts shitting gold we might love them but they aren't so fuck them

Urban youth jive is a little odd due to the fact that much of it started by people who knew the correct grammar but chose to break it anyway to be contrarian. Now two generations later the urban youth do not understand why their phrasing is such nonsensical mush.

TLT 95c 6/2

Holy shit bros I made it

cnbc catfight about claim that u.s. is seceding their status as world economic leader

kino

People are dumping the dollar especially China

actually replying to this spammy off topic russ shill

stop lol

Why the fuck are markets recovering? The tariff literally increased

Do you happen to be eating a low-saturated fat protein bar right now?

Developing backwards from a language INTO a dialect instead of the other way around, how interesting

China dumping is cope, everyone are dumping

Trump will cuck and Bessent will take the wheel for any and all economic trade moving forward
Trump will unironically Navarro himself

Chyna actually seems to be holding on the most compared to jp and eu.

tempers starting to fray huh
this is bullish

Trump is calling Xi and tariffs are going to lift. Buy now before it's too late.

is there a press meeting happening now or in 30 mins? need to know if i break work policy and listen to it on my phone

Why are stocks up?

EVROPA-chan

But only on china retard, gotta wait for july 8th now for the rest of the world.

The announcement that we are literally at peak tariff probably helped

He already lost 2026 with this. He's gonna bomb Iran just to get the fuck out of looking like a bitch.

1 ET 12 CT, so in half an hour. Also it's not breaking world policy, you have a right to inform yourself!!!

Xi is asleep

chinese women are hot, so I'm team china

ended up with one guy calling the other a pussy for not putting his money where his mouth is, the peal clutching pro america guy apparently sold all his equity in the stock he's been shilling lol

higher tariff = higher stock price
simple as

*work, sorry, day drinking.
The looks get you the food keeps you when it comes to asian girls

US10Y has dipped below 4.5% again.

Apologise, panicans.

kek

At these rates, tariffs don't matter any more. Markets are more worried about other forms of retaliation. Also just feels like markets are too optimistic in general.

Finally!

do you have any american customers though?

no

Also just feels like markets are too optimistic in general.

Just the US ones. The STOXX50 and the Nikkei are red.

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Wait until you see them willingly drink piss for an additional 10 bucks.

why is it green the US is supposed to be imploding

The fact that gold has absolutely skyrocketed this week is very telling.

I'd vote for Holden Bloodfeast. We need a good warhawk.

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK, BACK IN THE FUCKING GREEN BABY IM GONNA MAKE IT

WH press briefing in 30mins. Market is coping once again that they'll give them some hopium instead.

roll dice

a random number comes up

wtf i was told the number would be in a certain range due to socioeconomic factors how could this happen to me

I've figured it out, the US is in the opposite dimension.
If something should be bad, don't think rationally, you should invest more.

Because he caved on the tariffs

he genuinely thought the entire stock market would crash today

Things were pushed down the line. Wait for Q4 earnings to be projecting massively reduced revenue, and for cost increases to hit shelves.

This is all of course assuming trump doesn't cuck out to china.

Non-meme answer, he has quite a bit of tools to work on the bonds issue before even thinking of tinkering with rates. It's fun looking at the chart rise, but really, if it really gets dangerous, he'll act. And the market will remember there's at least one last adult in the room.

A lot of times it happens because they pull up too much and stall then crash.
When you lose your engine you gotta keep that nose down and keep your airspeed all the way to the ground. Its much better to crash at 50 mph at ground level than to crash at 80 mph from 500 feet.

Well if demand drops so will prices. Isn't that what he wanted? Cheaper stuff?

Another press briefing

Here I'll predict the future

america is being made great again

Sleepy joe left us a MESS!

I've gotten SO MANY phone calls

We are working on great deals (No you can't see them)

China doesn't have the cards

So amazing. So Big. Pass the bill.

oh we're gonna get "cheaper stuff" alright
with a deflationary crisis

Drink any time biden is mentioned. Make sure you don't have to go to work this afternoon though.

DEI Transgender new green deal BIDEN sissy hypnosis is no more!

Just 20 years ago he could've requested trump's assassination but today he can only resign.

STOP THIS BULLSHIT PUMP

There's a fucking press meeting every fucking day just so he can be happy to be on TV, it's ridiculous. 4 years of that shit?

I'm certain that you's a bitch

the crash and pumps were the markets pricing in tariffs.
trump celebrated china immediately counter tariffing but that was part of the crash for most people

Stop pumping you fat fuck

In brown countries they act like this (spoiler: so yes)

I'm so fucked up, the bump is only benefiting the most my most fucked up investments and the least all the others. All my portfolio is still in the red, just more evenly distributed...

He's normally golfing, so this won't last. The non stop press meetings are to calm the markets.

Press briefing soon, they think she'll say some genius thing for some reason.

tfw my inner gambling addict won and I went all in on sp500 today

If he announces a deal with china I might just call my boss and tell him to suck my cock

unload your bags while they are pumped retard

STOP FUCKING PUMPING GAYS

Oh wow and in France children learn french at 2-3 years old, yet I'd take years and sound like ass even then, wowsers incredible

Trump rambling is the only thing keeping markets afloat

grim

He'll sperg about Iran for half an hour and do nothing about Iran anyway.

Probably too late for that, the chinese are asleep.

That's a very interesting point. I have tried making conlangs in the past as a hobby and it's nice to structure the grammar, idioms, way of writting, etc having a civilization type and outlook of like in mind.

it shooting up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SAVE ME BOBO

hello retard here I just want to invest in some stocks how do I even do so? I don't plan on day trading I just want to put some money in while I can

SHUT THE MARKET DOWN

Im happy and im holding odte puts.
Anything to break out of the crab.

I have faith in Donnie. He'll say we're invading angola, or moving to a new helium based currency standard or that we're going to execute all fat people.
It's always something good.

bears on suicide watch

you didn’t fall for the Black Friday meme did you anon?

What are the odds of a deal with China? I thought it was unlikely because neither want to be the first to back down.

depends on your country anon
your bank has quicker FAQ or support if you like waiting in line

DCA into VOO or XDTE and make sure to set it to automatically reinvest dividends. Figure out how much money you have to invest, spread it out over at least 3 months, and invest the same amount each week regardless of what the fuck the market is doing.

HERE WE GOOOO BACK TO 6000 IN A WEEK

Think somebody has inside info again?

Download robin hood, make an account, find a ticker and click buy. They make losing your ass very easy.

Xi is on an Asian tour all next week buying up new fren so gronaldd is mostly fucked here.

We mooning
Trump must have cucked out

I was waiting for Intel to go under 18 :(

any links? im not seeing anything on youtube about a meeting today

white house insiders are buying, please be respectful

we already know that china is a good friend!

Remember Mexico/Canada? You don't need a proper deal. And China still taxing US basedbeans is not that big of a problem.

Literally a 1% baby pump no one should be sweating unless they bought 0dte

h-henlo, pls call

Easy, retard proof way?

dollar cost average index funds till retirement

The fun way?

macro-, meso-, microeconomic fundamental analysis playing into mid-to-long-term trends

According to the IRGC they said their is a real threat

They'd be pretty stupid to do the same trick twice, but yahoo's showing a pretty big volume spike a few hours ago so maybe?

yep i'm thinking trump cucked out and people knew before hand

"President Trump has once again proven why he is the most consequential leader in American history. Under his bold leadership, illegal border crossings have plummeted by 96%, reversing the catastrophic failures of the Biden administration that left our borders wide open"

"The Biden administration's reckless policies left us with skyrocketing inflation, unsafe streets, and an energy crisis. President Trump has reversed these disastrous trends by scrapping anti-American energy regulations and ending Biden's job-killing Green New Deal scams"

"President Trump has always been clear: America will not bow to Beijing. He has demanded that Xi Jinping call him directly to discuss fair trade policies and China's return of the Panama Canal—a move that underscores his commitment to putting America first"

Alright, first you need to to take 4 years worth of accounting/finance courses, where you'll learn how to read 10-k SEC filings. Then throw all of that bullshit out the window, because this market is fake and gay. Then, and only then, can you start trading.

I'm glad I didn't buy in when my bear stop losses hit. Knew something was STINKY about this day.

What the fuck?

Why are the stocks raising?

+1.5% is mooning now

Mumu's are fucking shell shocked lmao

was this written by a dicksucker in chief?

this pump

So, what do the ones close to Trump and into the Signal group know? Why am I not in the signal group? Do I need to change my name in -stein so I get added by accident?

I mean I'm up 10% today so I'm quite happy

Insiders were told Trump is going to "delay" tariffs. Trump blinked.

They learn it from birth

So America is just China in a trenchcoat. Same cronies, same propaganda machine.

they always do that

He's ending china tariffs and insiders are buying

Ignore this fag, robinhood is for actual retards who enjoy losing money. Get a Charles Schwab account and lose money like a pro on think or swim.
Also you don't get ratfucked on bid/ask spread like you do on Robinhood.

so high up it can rip up 10% in seconds

The fuck are you talking about? That's old news.

Have you not watched the press briefings?

i find this woman extremely repulsive. or just me?

Trump definitely leaked to his inner circle china tariffs are being crawled back

They say a lot of things but the truth is trump, putin, xi or the ayatollah are a bunch of boomers that just want to talk shit and do nohing.

I feel you anon

I'm talking about the China tariffs

I don't need to watch his cabinet sucking his dick live on TV everyday.

They're talking about the china ones. apparently he is removing them. art of the deal.

still would but I'm 2 years older yet she's the one looking older, almost milf looking

STOP THE COUNT, STOP THE COOOOOOOOOUNT

doggystyle for sure

Leavitt is proof that there's some sort of hag gene. 27 and she already looks like shit.

THIS IS A GREAT TIME TO SELL!

I bought in 2013 and sold in 2025

I haven't touched my brokerage account in over a decade so I had to call the reception and ask how I can sell my Apple stonks.
They connected me to a nameless broker who told me the current price, I said hit it, he thanked me and that was the end.
Took maybe 1 minute in total. For a long time this Apple stock was 99% of my net worth, now more like 40%. And all it took was one 1min phonecall with some nameless bloke.

I feel a little easier about this whole thing now.

Watching Fox news and hoping Xi will give him a call. Such is life in his lolcow administration

Its called Republican make up
She also got a fuck ton of facial work done. Which is insane for 27

WHERE IS THIS SUPPOSED MEETING, NO NEWS SITES ARE COVERING IT

Seconding DCA into VOO or similar strategy. The meme “you should invest in yourself” is true but education is almost free if you arent a retard and a gym pass is cheap so just buy a simple index and go back to your life l

yup. it's well known their main argument is gonna be "TEH BIDEN DID SO MANY BAD THIIIING"

People seem very optimistic something is happening though.

You weren't invited.

youtube.com/live/5KXnmSunFhI

i hate redditors liberals and communists as much as any red blooded american

but there is not variety of woman worse than a fake blonde middle class flyover chcik who went to a mid school.

i'd rather date a blue hair

you are an idiot if you are currently buying this chart

Also she obviously dyes her hair. They love these stupid bobbleheaded bleach blonds.

Nothingburger-bros were right all along, all this shit for what? We just pissed off everyone, showed we let an actual retard at the helm and now we're a meme nation, don't even got the industrial jobs back.

we’re bringing back so many coal mine jobs folks

Is oil going to dump anymore or should I try to get in?

Press conference (without the commentary)
youtube.com/watch?v=yr543ewGDts

there is not variety of woman worse than a fake blonde middle class flyover chcik who went to a mid school.

Indeed, even worse when they have an important position.

You know one reason industrial jobs left is given the choice people choose to work somewhere other than a factory.

With or without child labour?

They're boringkino

BREAKING NEWS: Trump to DROP China tariffs in exchange for a fentanyl deal

Recession is definitely on as long as the tariffs stay. But maybe slurping in DCA into oil companies is the safest bet. Plus I love oil divies.

delayed?

I starting DCAing into stocks at height of 2008 financial crises and now a multi multi millionaire in my early 40s. I go to work just for lols and to get out of house. This is unironically the best time to start investing.

Eh depends if Iran happen
LMAO

GIVE ME SOME NORTH AMERICAN COAL PRODUCERS RIGHT NOW I HAVE 10K TO DUMP

Like always

Is dis true or fake headline?

SPY doubles, on average, every 7 to 10 years. Buying after a dip this large is virtually guaranteed to work out by that time unless we actually end up in a great depression scenario.

I hope you guys bought the bottom.

Fake news

So all of this was retarded since the start?

Euros btfo

given the choice people choose to work somewhere other than a factory

no, it's because the pay is not worth the labor.
inflation adjusted low level factory jobs should be 100k at least.
but then it'll cut into profit.

I don't even need to search for headlines or watch news. If I see big green candles I know there's something that's going to show up in the News section on ThinkOrSwim in short order.

Yes

is this the art of being late to your only job? its been 5 minutes where is this cunt

Not fake, check bloomberg

thanks for the response guys

Don't throw in largest coal importer Chyna won't buy American coal and the US won't magically increase consumption unless India starts import more American coal rather then probably Aussie coal it isn't worth it

Spineless propagandist in chief

Yes, if the pay was good people would. But for equal pay someone will sit at a desk versus standing by a blast furnace all day or some shit.

ill be honest i almost exclusively hook up with leftist jewish girls (don't tell Anon Babble)(also don't tell them I'm actually a right wing turbocapitalist nationalist)
MAGA chicks are dumb as sit and pickme is a real thing.

This

for equal pay someone will sit at a desk

that's why the desk and fake email job should be 50k

late again

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP DROPS ALL TARIFFS!

BUY BUY BUY

What the fuck happened in 1971?

Fake news

Tbf that's their job the negress and the red head literally said same shit or shilled the Biden admin this is why people don't care about the stock market as much anymore since

The stock market is only one metric of the economy

Once Canada elects the pro-China government they'll cut off the export port for thermal coal also (US coal exports go through the Canadian port). The PM already said the US wasn't a friend anymore.

Bobo, are you and your anus ok?

consumer sentiment down

yields up

dollar down

China raising tariffs

indices pumping

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN WTF IS HAPPENING?

no fucking way orange turd is actually manipulating the stock market lol

he's always late, anon

pretty solid

Gold standard ended who would've thought actually makes currency more valuable and the economic crisis of the 70s didn't help

A deal is coming.

either a pro-China or pro-Israel PM is up for election next in Canada

tough choice but maybe I'll vote the chink cocksucker cause I dislike Israel even more.

stocks go up
what did you expect?

Theyre definitely scripting some shit for him to roll back the china tariffs

What does a 1:1 currency exchange rate actually even mean

Bigly wins

What did he mean by this

Unironically Nixon put the final bullet in the gold standard (made it so US currency could no longer be exchanged for gold) which decoupled wages from productivity and is why we're living in Weimerica right now

This, this is also why Leavitt is delivering the news and not Trump. This would make Trump look weak, so someone else should be the sacrificial lamb.

I actually looked into this. It's exaggerated because the 1971 was set as the basis of the index, so there isn't a single cause for all of it.

I give you 1 dollar, you give me 1 funnymoney.

Bring back the 800 limit for free tariff

I give you 1 dollar, you give me 1 eruo.

BREAKING NEWS: TRUMP DROPS ALL TARIFFS DROP
SELL SELL SELL

You're misreading it, the data starts in the 40's

Karoline is going to come out and say that Trump and Xi are 'having talks on the phone' and 'things are going well and looking very promising'. Mega pump into close, over the weekend it will come out that nothing of substance actually took place and market craters again on Monday.

market's saved, thanks Jim

press briefing just started

BREAKING NEWS, PRESIDENT XI HAS KIDNAPPED KAROLINE LEAVITT AND HAS HER IN THE BACK OF HIS BYD BRONCO, POLICE CLOSE BEHIND

HOLY SHIT HES DRIVING TOWARDS TO PORT OF LA

Oh shit, she's not wearing the cross. Panic!!

when did the nose job happen?

is she boasting about deflation?

God damn the press sec is so hot. That rack must be glorious.

genuine question, why are they so obsessed with Biden? its been a few months, you cant keep blaming and comparing Biden

how the fuck is this old hag the same age as me

You know we're fucked when inflation going up another 2% is considered a huge win

Fly Overs are truly disgusting looking monsters

Also, some tips:
if you do go for individual stocks

DCA to mitigate risk

take forex risk into account (my position in TSM has declined 22% YTD and the euro has as well with 10%, so that compounds)

learn to understand sectors and what kind of environment is positive or negative for them

Botox

rule 1 of leading a cult is having a designated enemy

Trump lost to Biden and never managed to get one back on him. That has to bruise his ego.

she's really 27 wtf

Just let the guy break both his arms

you cant keep blaming and comparing Biden

They can and they will because his supporters eat that shit up. They keep screeching and blaming Biden for basically everything. I mean, even Obama still gets brought back up every now and again.

He's not over 2020

Because they run off anger. Go to Anon Babble once in a while, just a bunch of angry losers

Reminder what the White House wants in deals for having to unfairly bear the burden of having a reserve currency.

AMD up

NVIDIA up

Intel down

someone explain pls i'm about to buy intel

the white house press secretary is now advertising a podcast

social influencer....and lawyer

Heh

they're signal boosting some chick's instagram account

???

I'm never fucking with inversed leveraged ETFs again. Probably selling at a loss before close because he'll tweet some bullshit over the weekend and ruin me

Nuke this country

common sense measure

is this how they trick stupid people? by saying its common sense?

Is it time to dump, anons?

IT'S FUCKING DUMPING WHY, SOMEONE MAKE A TWEET

why the fuck are you betting 3x against the economy

Leftists are literally puking on themselves so that some of it might land on a tesla right now.

There is not going to be tariff income you stupid whore

totally not a prepared queation guys

Actually a good question aaand she completely dodged the question.

THAT QUESTION WILL TANK THE MARKET

Tariffs are still being defended. its still on boys.

kek the faces of these actual journalists as this sorostitute just gets to ask q after q in that undergrad class presantation cadence

based trumpsama.

Yes, but honestly, they don't even need to try anymore. Magtards coping during the market crash was proof of that

so tariffs are necessary to prevent bankruptcy, but those tariffs have been suspended for 90 days?

how much will 10y yields go up due to this?

It's over

trillions of dollars from tariffs that will help us pay off our debt

Same shit. Radical Left and Schizo Right are the litter same, bunch of retards. They are just on the other side of the isle.

anons thought even the ten percent was going away

Lol LMAO even

This is all so fake what a circus

"strongest economy in the world"
finally admitting biden did a good job?

Republicans always do that, they don't care about the country, only about their own wealth. You simply couldn't watch anything in 2020 made by them without promotions of cigars or fucking pillows. Trump himself turned one of the first Covids reports into Wallmart promotion.

WE ARE THE BEST

HAHAHAHAHHAHAJAJAJAJAHAHAHAHA.

Centrists are just too scared to say what they really think, they're people pleasing faggots

So it seems

now we're a meme nation

Been for a while, since you killed the gold standard, btw.

so do any questions actually get answered or is it all just avoiding and running around

BASED

h-he's optimistic

Xi-kun pls call...

Nope it was DJT with drill baby drill and his new economic proposal of Tariffs

phones are ringing off the hook!

How many times has she said this?

I agree with this, but with Standard Time.

Fuck Permanent Daylight Time

If they answered questions honestly the market would go to 0.

Running around , idk what even is the point of this.

art of the deal

this will create jobs

Trump is saving our economy

actually crashing the economy is good

masterful gambit

it's Biden/Xi/EU/Cambodia/jews making him look bad on purpose

Chinese already rerouting through Vietnam

It's over

this press sec is so repulsive
from her botox lips to the orange balls in her mouth

145% china tariffs

I'm sure this won't hurt the economy

big agree
fuck DST. don’t make it permanent

Lol

bukeylee

Centrists are just too scared to say what they really think

"Nooo you must pick a side and kneel to our Jewish overlords!"

No

wow this cunt really is horrible muted

Bessent said to say this alot to stabilize the market

turk thinking his country matters

back to crabbing it is

They want those f35s to steal the tech inside them for their fighter jet

Its always speaking as though they're right and anyone who disagrees isn't just wrong, but evil and stupid.
They totally gave up when they lost the script at the bottom of the market. At that point they went full "You'll own nothing and be happy."

It will help to offset the tax breaks haha
now pay up, wagies

No they are not. They just don't think like either extreme. Because they're not terminally online, and they consume the info as delivered directly by official sources. They don't care about politics as much as you or me. They just don't have a reason to be obsessed with stuff because they have, dare I say, a life outside the internet.

This probably doesn't apply to online centrists.

Dumping again, was the market really coping that she would say something useful

our transparency is off the hooks!

with dividend etfs does it still make sense to dca or should i load up in one go?

us10y hits 4.5% again

Yeah. Same shit happened yesterday when that meeting happened.

Can someone bake a new thread please?
I want to post as a Republican now

Yes and so was half of this hijacked general

It will help to offset the tax breaks for those poor billionnaires

now pay up, wagies

FTFY

Lmao this will go until the fed intervenes and starts buying T bonds

I won't tell you what progress has been made with the trade deals, but they're the biggliest and the best offers.

I voted on this a couple years ago. The proposal was to move to permanent DST. I don't care which one they pick I just want to stop changing clocks. The vote was defeated by less than 1%. Clocks continue to be molested twice yearly.

you lost lmao

the biggest stock exchange being maintained by pure copium and raw hopium because a bunch of niggers says "the phone is ringing!" every time it nosedive

PEAK. CLOWN. WORLD.

15 offers

0

ZERO

CERO

NULL

DEALS

On behalf of american workers that's why more tax break for the rich? Lol?

New

Chinese tarrif'd Intel mostly.

tax break

He hasn't heard

Trump is supposedly going to increase taxes in millionaires

having no opinions or thoughts is based

Ok npc
The amount of people who are unaware of politics these days are so much lower than 25 years ago. Anybody who says they are a 'moderate' is just lying to avoid conflict. I've noticed a lot of women in my area have switched their dating profiles from 'Democrat' to 'moderate'after the election

The fed's probably happy to see interest rates go up without them intervening.

youtu.be/6kguaGI7aZg?si=P2bEYZuO9K5ww4vD

AH
AH
AH
AHHHHHH

LETTING ME DOWN, LETTING ME
DOWN, LETTING ME DOWN

Is anyone looking into the incident of the bird attacking my colleague?

Is this bullish or bearish?

See here for what the administration means by 'deal' They're likely far apart.

so the tariffs are meant to bring back manufacturing but they will be dropped in "deals". so whats the point?

All these gay little softball questions

there are literal rats in the white house on top of the figurative rats

poetry

black swan

America is a shithole holy shit mind you they seem to be on a rat race with Europe for most surveillance/draconian laws

great optimism

market says otherwise

Orange Man exposed as a literal retard

Markets are tanking

Trump chickening out on tarrifs

"Reeee you lost!!!"

Magtards are completely mindbroken KWAB

This bitch knows fuck all

why is consumer optimism so low

consumers have a lot of optimism right now, and good reason for it

????

that's what I meant

Wtf a bird just flew over my house

Trump is supposedly going to increase taxes in millionaires

lol. lmao even

Shes a literal propagandist, her job is to lie

It's her ignoring the question similar to the last admin

Ah that'd do it. Guess I'll buy a couple shares, see what happens.

Senate Rs don't like the hole in the budget so they want to increase taxes in the middle to make money

That's it????

p-p-p-p-please share the burden of our debt

i know we wasted trillons on pointless wars b-b-b-ut p-p-please

broke ass niggas lmao

well that was a fucking waste of time

Trump took the Anon Babble pill?

so literally 0 answers

They ended on a question of how much McDonald's Trump is eating kek

DUMP DUMP DUMP DUMP

SOME QUALITY UPDATES THERE FOLKS

sell mcdonalds!

What were you expecting?

Phones are ringing off the hook!
Trust the 4d chess sar!

dodged almost all of the important questions

tariffs stay

China still not interested in calling them

still believes that tariffs will save the US

"trust Mr. Trump, he knows what he's doing, this is a proven economic formula"

over status?

Markets

pls calm us down, look we'll pump a bit

The hag

fuck you nothing changes

Markets

dump

Good thing DOGE is raping IRS in the ass, so current admin will get even less taxes.

Market is still pumping off of that complete nothingburger oh my god
What happened to all the journalists with spine willing to call out the obvious bullshit of “phones ringing off the hook”

No news is bad new, bearish

NEW THREAD??????

they were banned from the pressers lol

Yeah what the fuck

THIS SHIT MAKES NO SENSE

+0.8% to +1.2% the second she stops talking

women are bearish

We’re on page three dude

Freshly baked

some bigly big beautiful agreement for beautiful, beautiful historical days ahead or something

Phones, ringing off the hook, at this time of year, localized entirely within your cabinet?

...Yes.

Can I hear them?

...No.

Are the phones really ringing off the hook?

Yeah

Nuh uh

Yuh huh, next question

Nobody asked, Rabbi!

Wrong thread hyper retard

DEAR XI

I WROTE U BUT U STILL AINT CALLING

I LEFT MY PUTS, MY BONDS AND MY TARIFFS AT THE BOTTOM

I SENT TWO AMBASSADORS BACK IN AUTUMN, MUST NOT HAVE GOT EM

PROBABLY WAS A PROBLEM AT THE EMBASSY OR SOMETHIN

SOMETIMES I DRIPPLE PISS DOWN MY LEG WHEN IVE ALMOST FALLEN

Was like this yesterday too. Despite a complete sham of a meeting the market kept pumping.

nu

You guys cried about liberal media for a decade and don't realize it's dominated by yes-men cons now lol

this is the last /smg/ ever

kek

Any want to start a 0dte challenge with me?
starting balance is 500
i made a quick 100 bucks(20%) today from a TSLA put

great except no one is there