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**BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP**
Who is the random guy tweeting?
Walter Bloomberg the inventor of Bloomberg
orangutan literally begging Xi to call him
kek, Joe would never
The guy who called Trump's tariff fold a day early
You know you're really ungrateful you know that? President Trump is bending over backwards to give this country a Fighting Chance of future and you're just mocking him endlessly and you're just making a bunch of treasonous nonsense. You should all be investigated for treason every one of you that's making fun of the president that's attacking him like this you should all be arrested for treason and sent to El Salvador. These tariffs are going to work there's going to be some pain but it's called taking your medicine it sucks but it's also taking your mumps and sucking it up and tightening your belt for some sacrifices. We all went through it during World War II will do it again if we have to. So shut up and fall in line.
didn’t remember to say thank you
oh no no no
Doesn't China have all the power in a negotiation? Trump may be accountable to the voters but Xi can shit all over his people and they wouldn't even say an eye. That's just life for them
Thank you for taking chinese dick Donald!
Oh and unfunny Reddit tier meme. How original we know you guys that are attacking president Trump right now are from Reddit go back. Trump is doing us a big favor with these tariffs and the global economy is doing fine so shut up stop spreading fear mongering BS from the Democrats.
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PLEASE XI CALL ME! I CAN'T CALL YOU BECAUSE MY USEFUL IDIOTS WILL THINK I FOLDED! PLEASE XI HELP ME!
The bottom is in or near then, tariffs will be dropped or lowered when it happens and the pump will come.
He's white. It's ok.
I honestly didn't think a President could do more harm to the country than Biden's administration but Trump and his team proved me wrong
the global economy is doing fine
bait or retarded?
Yesterday's tweet
JUST STOP CHINA PLZ STOP FOR ONE DAY AND WE CAN SOLVE THIS PLZ LET ME HAVE MY HONOR
retard for a president kek
and so fast too
he really is efficient
Two more terms
51st state
Two genders
America First.
Kamala lost get over it. He's done more for this country right now than sleepy Joe Biden ever did. And that's a fact.
Dear Xi, I wrote you but you still ain't calling
I left my cell, my pager, and my home phone at the bottom
I sent two letters back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There prob'ly was a problem at the post office or somethin'
It's doing fine look inflation is going down and the price of eggs is going down. Instead of fighting the president you should be happy you should be celebrating you should be celebrating that we're putting this country first again.
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lmao
PICK UP THE PHONE
The headlines:
TRUMP BEGS XI TO CALL HIM
What happened:
Journalist: Mr. President, would you accept a call from Xi if he were to call you?
Trump: Sure
Every single time
Pack it in boys, games over.
Is it really what happened? Source?
If Trump was trying to give the country a fighting chance he would have an actual industrial policy instead of just slapping tariffs on everything. He also immediately cucked out to bond vigilantes -- when he, more than anyone else, could go on television and explain why the bond process is bullshit and paying interest on the "debt" is a racket.
looool
fuck blumpf
what a faggot
i knew 1 term of this shitbag was enough
It was Bessent that cucked out and convinced Trump to as well
what's the alternative tho? defaulting on the US debt? lol
lel
industrial policy
Disincentivizing importation and subsidizing production are largely equivalent for the largest consumer economy
the art of the L
He could perhaps start by first not raising the debt ceiling even more
the man who knew that trump would pause tariffs 2 days early
No, you don't default on the existing debt. You agreed to pay certain people a certain amount. But there's no accounting requirement that the bond sales need to happen -- it's a legal requirement. Just stop issuing new bonds to cover deficits. Or have the central bank "buy" them for zero or near-zero yields. Most of the deficit at this point is interest, meaning we would unironically owe less money just by literally "printing".
The idea that the government, who issues the currency, needs to borrow the currency it issues is ludicrous.
PANICANS its over
Keeeeeeek
Source?
9 years of Lügenpresse doing exactly this shit
Our man on the inside.
The idea that the government, who issues the currency, needs to borrow the currency it issues is ludicrous.
Know your place, goy.
A real-life wizard.
Migger migging uncontrollably
WHOOPS, Trump cultists are sizzling! Did your boss just happen to reveal he's just another, old human...?!
I just want all the reddit trannies who lost their government jobs to know you will never in a million years get them back.
He fuckin didnt invent Bloomberg rofl
Everybody with a brain fucking knew that.
I'm happy they lost their jobs and that you won't have any either. Times when you could live on country's dime are coming to an end, faker.
he cited CNN
He fuckin didnt invent Bloomberg rofl
What are you suggesting that Christopher Fourchan Poole didn't create Anon Babble?
That's just silly now
sure buddy but did you make a post predicting it?
incoherent seething posts
Lmao tranny.
tranny heree who got laid off. appreciate that I still rent free in your peanut sized brain after all these years but I literally don't give a fuck never actually cared for the job as I was mostly fapping in the women's bathroom on the clock paid by your tax dollars. been enjoying my hefty severance package again paid by your tax dollars and already been enrolled on neetbucks (You) guessed it on your tax dollars still so suck my half chopped cock seething chuddie o and clean up on aisle 3 xoxo
WORDS WORDS WORDS
41%
trvke that destroyed /reddiz/
Government jobs are the solution to ai unemployment and automation.
You could have simply said: "Source: my ass"
I'm so blackpilled bros. I just busted my ass to graduate with competitive grades from a high ranked law school and took on a bit of debt doing so. I'm about to start working my dick into the dirt in insurance defense, but making OK money. I figured within seven years I will be making high six figures. I'm 33 and was an alcoholic in my 20s so I feel like I have a lot of catching up to do. But I was optimistic for the future. Then some orange nigger comes and rug pulls the entire system, trashing American prosperity and hegemony for no reason. On top of that he has the fucking gall to brag from the oval office that his friends made billions of dollars in the process... what is even the point in trying. This whole material world is fake and gay anyways. I'm going to save every cent I can for the next decade. I'll move back in with my mom. I do t give a fuck. And then I'm fucking off to some pacific backwater where I can spearfish every day. Fuck this shithole country.
Effort posting is gay but there you have it.
the idea that the retard in charge needs any mechanism to stop him from completely blowing up the entire fucking country is ridiculous
excellent bait; but I want to reply anyway.
Trump main reasoning is: China is a threat. You should deal with threats. There's nothing wrong with this assesment.
What he does, though, to deal with China? He's licking Putin's asshole to try appease manlet Vlad so he won't help China and help US instead. Naive? Arrogant? Retarded? Nevertheless, his face is smeared now with Putin's feces. Next thing, he's trying to rob Ukraine at gunpoint. He forces EU to build army, he's forcing all these countries to STOP allying with US and start considering other options. Maybe it's cheaper, sure, US army is now free for possible Chinese conflict. But now, your previous allies are in deep shit, trying to resolve military vacuum issue ad-hoc. You were controlling all of them with your military, now they are FORCED to build their own military, and are pissed with you for making them do that - so they are NOT under your control anymore.
Next thing? Go on tariff war with China. And now, Donnie is surprised EU is actually hitting back, instead of being allies as usual. It's like he has a memory of 5 years old. Well, I guess it's time for Trump to try licking Putin's ass again, maybe he will find some gold in his turd.
Can't you see he could do things completely different - fuck Russia over, so China will get weaker as well? Help Ukraine to resolve conflict quickly? Then EU will be happy to help you in tariff war? Trump is a fucking retard.
Who the fuck are all you people? Anon Babble was barely alive even during the big pump last year and I’m supposed to believe you fucking shills are all here organically over politics?
mmmmm yes. I think the answer is unironically yes. I saw a tripfag tranny from /chug/ posting under Lawliet in these threads. tankies are special brand of subhuman (and of course they support China).
There's definitely an anti-Trump raid happening.
Suddenly there are people on Anon Babble actually defending EU taxation and regulations ffs
more like a pro trump raid lol
everyone who is normal knows these trump tariffs blow
Show us your calls
It's art of the deal bois, if you call first, they lose
The same people trying to shit on Trump will unironically praise the fucking EU and its taxes and regulations.
It's BEYOND obvious that there's an anti-Trump raid happening.
This, it's ridiculous and tiring. They are literally being paid to attack us, while we are just trying to talk about biz stuffs and shitpost. It's fucked up, but happens in all facets of social communication. This is why we can't have nice things. If they just stopped being little parasites for literal cuck bucks, they could experience being an actual human instead of a puppetiered zog bot.
anon. don't reply with emotion to posts like that. the reality is that they are retarded spoiled children that don't want the party to end. And are screeching for trump to stop. don't fall for it.
are you telling me he's just going to do nothing?
Just fucking call me already jesus christ!!!
art of the shart
guess trump figured out he's a fucking retard too little too late
thanks peter retarddo
The economy
say an eye
he's in the signal chat
trump learning that the President is more of a manager/CEO than a business owner